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00:00:01Good night's rivalry matchup is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:09It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:11Who's going to be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend, Adam, when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all going to be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn, and I become the best
00:00:32sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, all right?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:02Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:05Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores.
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is that?
00:01:15Hey, hey, we're done!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:28Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam over here!
00:01:33Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:54Oh, my God!
00:01:57Oh, my God!
00:01:57Adam, you're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:00You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:02What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, he just looked like he wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nut.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:20The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:36No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41See, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:02:54Stop!
00:02:55Stop!
00:02:59You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's going to keep me very busy.
00:03:12Very.
00:03:14You guys.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:25Oh, my God.
00:03:27Idiot!
00:03:29I'm fucking stupid.
00:03:32I can't fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just going to break fucking hard.
00:03:37I blew schools for him.
00:03:42All right.
00:03:42That's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:54Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:15Lucy.
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:18This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:22I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:23Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:29I don't care.
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:30I'm just saying.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:51Jesus.
00:04:52It's pretty low, even if you're fucking Adam.
00:04:55You're like the biggest man whore,
00:04:58so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's this?
00:05:05I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, can't enjoy some art?
00:05:10Wow.
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14That's amazing.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:14No, no, no, hold on.
00:05:15I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:23You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right?
00:05:31Don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love,
00:05:36and we actually thought we were going to have, like,
00:05:38a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:40You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you
00:05:42any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey, it's all right.
00:05:44Listen.
00:05:46Just relax.
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off, and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Come on.
00:05:50Huh.
00:05:50No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:54Oh, you OK?
00:05:56Lucy, you OK?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:05:58Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:12Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:17Oh!
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20Relax.
00:06:20Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:22Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of, like, swimming around
00:06:28with this puddle of beer, so.
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but.
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:41Ugh!
00:06:44God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me
00:06:49with my roommate, and now I've been
00:06:52abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name,
00:06:56you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you
00:06:59duct-taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:01Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My, babe.
00:07:06I mean, you gotta admit,
00:07:07that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car,
00:07:10and he deserved me.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15Let me have some mystery.
00:07:16Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:20You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:22The way that Adam keeps trying
00:07:24to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:26Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:31They make you feel smaller
00:07:33so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:34It's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get to him.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39I should just,
00:07:40just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43Mm-mm.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him
00:07:50the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe.
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off
00:07:56his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:09That you sleep with me.
00:08:15What?
00:08:16No!
00:08:17Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:08:21No, absolutely not.
00:08:23Listen, you pretend to have sex with me
00:08:25just to get under Adam's skin
00:08:27and mess him up before the game,
00:08:28but it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:33It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man-whore
00:08:35at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:37That man-whore stuff is a total rumor.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together,
00:08:42he's going to be totally jealous,
00:08:43and he's going to regret
00:08:44that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:48You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52Let's see.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:57What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me.
00:09:01Give it.
00:09:02Yes.
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it
00:09:08without my girl.
00:09:09She keeps me grounded,
00:09:10and she makes me the best
00:09:12hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:14That's my hot...
00:09:15I make that hot chocolate for him.
00:09:18So, yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:21Oh, my fucking God.
00:09:23Oh, my God.
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:28Look, you stole my win,
00:09:30and you broke your heart.
00:09:32Why don't you say me and you
00:09:34we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making
00:09:50some hot chocolate for me.
00:09:59Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:01I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously,
00:10:07that outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:19Sorry, Sarah.
00:10:20She made this for me.
00:10:25Damn, that's good.
00:10:27Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:41Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:47Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger
00:10:52like you did last night?
00:10:56Blake, if you're trying to make me believe
00:10:58that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:01you're wasting your time.
00:11:02Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:23Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:26Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:28If you know what I mean.
00:11:29I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:38Huh?
00:11:39You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:42Toxic masculinity?
00:11:43You fuck?
00:11:44I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:47It's because you're going to lose the game
00:11:48and your girl on the same night, then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:56Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys,
00:11:59but I can't keep my hands off.
00:12:02For sure.
00:12:03Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:09Oh, shit.
00:12:10I have to go along with this.
00:12:16Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie
00:12:20before the game.
00:12:21Really?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Yeah, baby.
00:12:26Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam.
00:12:35Forget about them.
00:12:36They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's going to work.
00:12:44Trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:47All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:50Let's go.
00:12:51Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:16What, do I look okay?
00:13:20Perfect.
00:13:22Let's do this.
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:50The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:52He's going to come in here.
00:13:53Trust me.
00:13:54All right.
00:13:55I'm ready when you are.
00:14:02Okay.
00:14:04I guess it's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:07You can do better than that.
00:14:09I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:21Number two is confidence.
00:14:24Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:26Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three, physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take every moment, every second.
00:14:40And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:43Okay?
00:14:47Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:25And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:29We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:41Hey, Adam.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:50Oh, my God.
00:15:51Oh, my God.
00:15:55All right, you guys, come on.
00:15:56Get the fuck out.
00:16:00Fucking vultures.
00:16:01What the fuck?
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:03Oh, my God.
00:16:04It's a camera.
00:16:07I'll head to it.
00:16:08You're professional.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:18Who was that?
00:16:19Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:21The plane?
00:16:23No, I'm too plane, right?
00:16:24Oh, come on.
00:16:25Oh, my God.
00:16:25A young athlete of you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:29No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She's my girlfriend.
00:16:46And actually, I'm going to win the game for her tonight.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:51Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:58What have I done?
00:17:08Isn't that the girl from the Jumbo Tron?
00:17:11Oh, God.
00:17:12I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:15She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:19Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my call?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:28Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:38Come on, come on.
00:17:39What the fuck is that?
00:17:39Hey, hey, hey, we're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:41Hey, we started it.
00:17:43Let's go.
00:17:43Let's go to the box.
00:17:46Woo!
00:17:50Blake!
00:17:51What are you going to open this?
00:17:54Stop, Blake!
00:18:09What do they got, huh?
00:18:11Good job.
00:18:13So, tell me.
00:18:14Now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:21Woo!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show, and I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:50I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:52Why did you?
00:18:54I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:18:59I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:01Thanks.
00:19:02Wow, Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:10Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:13You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:14You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:25Rules.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:30Okay, we're number one.
00:19:32We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:36Well, what about not hear me now?
00:19:46You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:49Unless it's necessary.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:54Mm-hmm.
00:19:55Rule number two is, uh, no hooking up with, uh, other, other people.
00:20:02No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:09What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:13I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:18Story?
00:20:19Yep.
00:20:20Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:22Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:25So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:30What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:36Mm-hmm.
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:41What are you talking about?
00:20:42You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:45Their torsie?
00:20:47Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:20:59Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:02A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is.
00:21:10Oh, it's just Blake.
00:21:12What up, boys?
00:21:13You guys doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:22Oh, God.
00:21:24You guys all saw that.
00:21:26Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:29He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:40Lots of them.
00:21:41All right, take it in.
00:21:44He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:47Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man more.
00:21:53Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:54I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:04Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:09Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:13You really think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:18It's you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:22Burn!
00:22:24Damn!
00:22:25Get him!
00:22:27I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:31What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37Get this right.
00:22:38She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:40Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:42It's honestly weird.
00:22:44I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:50Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem's you, bro.
00:22:55I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:23:01Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:03Don't fucking touch him.
00:23:09You're gonna regret you speaking like that again.
00:23:12Don't act like you didn't fucking love it.
00:23:20All right, you know what, guys?
00:23:22We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:25What?
00:23:26Later, Fonzie.
00:23:31Blake?
00:23:32Blake, what the fuck was that?
00:23:34Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:36Oh, my God.
00:23:39This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:43It's time to celebrate.
00:23:45Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:50Right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're not having fake sex with you.
00:23:53You have to.
00:23:54Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:55Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:58This is so humiliating.
00:24:01It's quiet in there.
00:24:03That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:07No chicken.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:09Oh, my God.
00:24:10Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Mm, yeah.
00:24:13Get on the bed.
00:24:15Jump up and down.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:18Wow, Lucy.
00:24:19You are so fucking dead.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:22I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25Bend your little slugs.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:29So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:31Yeah, yeah.
00:24:31You're getting a little rough.
00:24:35Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:40Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:42Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Right there, Lucy.
00:24:43Don't stop.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:50Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:53Blake!
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's an ongoing and go get him.
00:25:05Stop.
00:25:06Come on.
00:25:07Shut up.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:08Take your shirt off.
00:25:09What?
00:25:11No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:13We're going to get caught.
00:25:14Come on.
00:25:26Come on.
00:25:32You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:34God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38This is stupid.
00:25:39I'm out of here.
00:25:40Bye-bye.
00:25:41I ain't fucking cook.
00:25:46Oh, my God.
00:25:49Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh, very impressed.
00:25:56It was very convincing.
00:25:57You could still get a fake orgasm, huh?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:00I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, uh, at faking it?
00:26:08Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:14Never?
00:26:14Never in your whole life?
00:26:16No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it's just, like, he finished and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:21That pathetic human being.
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:31I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me, Adam.
00:26:39Is he serious?
00:26:41Is this happening?
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:46Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:48He's a total playboy.
00:26:49Um, well, we have rules.
00:26:53Yeah, I know.
00:26:54I'm just saying.
00:26:55Well, I don't know.
00:26:56Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:58Did we do too much?
00:26:59No, I mean, listen.
00:27:01You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:03It was fake.
00:27:05Keyword fake.
00:27:06It's not real.
00:27:07It's just, um, you know, to get revenge.
00:27:09Yes, I know that.
00:27:10Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:11Okay.
00:27:12I got it.
00:27:13Strictly professional.
00:27:14Sound like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:16Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:19All right.
00:27:20I'm walking you home.
00:27:21Wait, what?
00:27:22We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:26Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:40Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:43I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:45For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:47Obviously.
00:27:49Obviously.
00:27:53All right, well.
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:57Good night.
00:28:02Good.
00:28:03This is good.
00:28:05Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:15Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:17I am kicking you out.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19You can't just kick me out.
00:28:20This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:22I talked to housing.
00:28:24Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:25No, that is not fair.
00:28:26What am I supposed to do?
00:28:27Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:28This is my bed.
00:28:29You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:32What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:34You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:37You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:40What?
00:28:41No, stop.
00:28:43These are my clothes.
00:28:45What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:50Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:55What's up, Lucy?
00:28:56You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:28:59I need to do a whole strip tease.
00:29:02Well, my roommate, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:06Oh.
00:29:09Yep.
00:29:11Well, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:17No.
00:29:18I got two bedrooms.
00:29:19I have your own space.
00:29:21No.
00:29:21That's a terrible idea.
00:29:23We're fake dating.
00:29:25Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:35It's a bad idea.
00:29:38It's a bad idea.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:47So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:51But feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV.
00:29:55It's all yours.
00:29:55All right?
00:29:57You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:58Sure.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:15I have a question.
00:30:17What's your question?
00:30:19Why are you helping me?
00:30:21Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:24Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:26A common enemy.
00:30:28I feel like there's something else.
00:30:31And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:35Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:39My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:43I'm sorry.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:47Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:49Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:51And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach and tell him that my head's not in
00:30:56the right space.
00:30:57That I'm distracted.
00:30:59And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:01That's ridiculous.
00:31:03It was just me and my mom.
00:31:05All we had was hockey.
00:31:07Hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:11Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:14Absolutely.
00:31:16But I think that's okay.
00:31:18That's my job.
00:31:26I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:38It's been a long day.
00:31:40Get some sleep.
00:31:45Good night.
00:31:54Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:57No.
00:31:59Never had an orgasm.
00:32:13Strictly professional.
00:32:24Blake Ashburn?
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:26Stand for me, please.
00:32:29Thank you very much.
00:32:31I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:34A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:45God.
00:32:46Why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:49Good morning.
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:58Woo!
00:32:59Sorry.
00:33:01You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:03Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:07Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 745, so I gotta go.
00:33:11Bye-bye.
00:33:14Hey, little sis.
00:33:16I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:18The worst.
00:33:20I gotta go.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:22Bye.
00:33:22Good.
00:33:25Bye.
00:33:28I sent you a care package.
00:33:29It should have arrived by now.
00:33:31Love you.
00:33:33Bye.
00:33:36Bye.
00:33:38Bye.
00:33:39Bye.
00:33:41Bye.
00:33:41Love you.
00:33:42I just got it.
00:33:43I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:50Whoa.
00:33:52How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:56I'm not using that.
00:33:58She's so funny.
00:34:18Oh, my God.
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:38Oh, my God.
00:34:40I wanna taste you, sweet delight.
00:34:45And I'll trace you, skin on mine.
00:34:51I'm from the home you need.
00:34:53You follow in my lead.
00:34:56Like the sheep's up on fire.
00:35:01Ooh, giving it up to me.
00:35:03Let's make it easy.
00:35:05Oh, my God.
00:35:11Oh, my God.
00:35:12Blake, you're shy.
00:35:14You're so hot.
00:35:20For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:24No sweet.
00:35:34Oh, shit.
00:35:35She found it.
00:35:38And she's liking it.
00:35:45Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:48Respect her privacy.
00:35:51I care so hot.
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:53She's thinking about me.
00:35:56This is really good.
00:35:59Phew.
00:36:00He's not home yet.
00:36:01That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be.
00:36:09How was your morning?
00:36:11Fine.
00:36:13Your, uh, sister got you this.
00:36:17Oh, my God.
00:36:19My sister didn't send me the vibrator.
00:36:21But then who?
00:36:25So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't from my sister?
00:36:32Um, no.
00:36:34That crosses the line so much.
00:36:36You cannot just...
00:36:37Hey, come on.
00:36:38Relax.
00:36:38Listen.
00:36:39You know, I was gonna return it, but then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much.
00:36:45So, you heard me.
00:36:48I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you say my name.
00:36:53Can you just stop talking?
00:36:54Okay?
00:36:54Hey, come on.
00:36:55Hey.
00:36:55What?
00:36:57You know, I really liked it.
00:36:59This is getting way too real.
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:03No, okay, okay.
00:37:04All right.
00:37:05Stop.
00:37:05No, we're not doing this.
00:37:07Let's just end the contract.
00:37:08Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:10Um, after the gala, we're gonna be done.
00:37:12That's what you want?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:22That has to be what I want.
00:37:23You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:26Clearly you can.
00:37:30Lucy, come on.
00:37:31Open the door.
00:37:32Look.
00:37:33It was my bad, all right?
00:37:35I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:36It was totally crossing the line.
00:37:38But just open the door.
00:37:40I'll make it up to you.
00:37:40I promise.
00:37:42Ow.
00:37:42I'll take you shopping.
00:37:44Shopping?
00:37:45I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath MS Windows.
00:37:48Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:51I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:53You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:55Whoa.
00:37:58Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:00I did.
00:38:02Fine.
00:38:02All right, well, then your gowns and your pretzels will meet you.
00:38:05Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:09Come on.
00:38:16What are you doing?
00:38:19Come here.
00:38:24What are you doing?
00:38:25What are you doing?
00:38:30I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:37God, look at his hands.
00:38:42I'm falling into you.
00:38:45No one loves me like you do.
00:38:49Not that you and I went through.
00:38:52But I'm falling into you.
00:38:55I'm falling into you.
00:38:57I'm falling into you.
00:38:57I got a fist on me.
00:38:58There's nothing left to lose.
00:39:01No one loves me like you do.
00:39:04I'm falling into you.
00:39:06Do it.
00:39:07Kiss me.
00:39:08Just, just do it.
00:39:11Hi, welcome.
00:39:12Can I help you?
00:39:13Hi.
00:39:14Um, yes.
00:39:15We are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:19I've got the perfect one.
00:39:32What do you think?
00:39:38Blake.
00:39:40Uh, I think it's, uh, amazing.
00:39:44I think it's totally you.
00:39:46Um, you're beautiful.
00:39:48You two are adorable.
00:39:50Such a lovely couple.
00:39:52Oh, uh, thank you.
00:39:54You know, I think so too.
00:39:56So what do we think?
00:39:57We taking this dress home?
00:39:59Yes.
00:40:03Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:06$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:08Seems like a steal to me.
00:40:11Here you go.
00:40:18Hi.
00:40:20Um.
00:40:24Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:25Because if I was your boyfriend,
00:40:26I'd buy a lingerie.
00:40:27Bet you're not.
00:40:30Hi.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32What size bra?
00:40:33She's a 34B.
00:40:36What the hell?
00:40:37I don't know.
00:40:37How do you know my bra size?
00:40:39I have all my boobs.
00:40:40You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:41I can and I will.
00:40:47You're impossible.
00:40:48And you love it.
00:40:51Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:57Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:59Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:02You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:06I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be.
00:41:10Without you.
00:41:11Can I help you?
00:41:13We're shopping.
00:41:14Hey, babe, I like that one.
00:41:16Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17So sexy.
00:41:20Cute, right?
00:41:21I like it.
00:41:22What do you think, Adam?
00:41:24Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:25Actually, you know what?
00:41:26Don't answer that.
00:41:26It's really none of your business.
00:41:27Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it.
00:41:29Not you.
00:41:30True.
00:41:31You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:33Oh, no.
00:41:34It's definitely an added bonus.
00:41:35But I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot.
00:41:39Oh, my God.
00:41:42And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:45You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:47He's just using you.
00:41:48Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:50You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:51He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:57Hey, Adam.
00:41:58Watch her.
00:42:00Look her up.
00:42:01You're not as tight.
00:42:04I don't trust you.
00:42:05And we're over.
00:42:06So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:08I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:10It's not.
00:42:11Shut the fuck up.
00:42:16Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:18Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20Seriously?
00:42:22Oh, my God.
00:42:23Seriously?
00:42:24You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:26Come on.
00:42:27Let's go, baby.
00:42:33Hold up.
00:42:35Did I feel good?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:38I felt pretty good.
00:42:40You look good.
00:42:44So, uh, have we go get those bristles?
00:42:47Yes.
00:42:48I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:49Let's go.
00:42:51All right.
00:42:53Blake makes me feel so safe.
00:42:55But this is fake.
00:42:57This is all fake.
00:42:58Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:02Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:05Oh, my God.
00:43:05Can we please not start with this?
00:43:08You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:10You're obsessed with her.
00:43:11At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:14Jesus Christ.
00:43:16Can you just give it a break?
00:43:17You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:20Okay?
00:43:21I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:27Adam?
00:43:34Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:38relationship?
00:43:39God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:42So we got my suit.
00:43:44We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:47Together we make the beauty and the beast.
00:43:59So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:02Why are you doing that?
00:44:05I'm sure you still want to go to the Cala with me.
00:44:10Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:12I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:16If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's
00:44:20just trying to destroy your confidence.
00:44:22All right?
00:44:22Don't let him.
00:44:23I'm serious.
00:44:25I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:27I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:30You're a million times better than her.
00:44:31In every single fucking way.
00:44:34Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:36Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:39She's mean.
00:44:40She's not nice.
00:44:41She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:45She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:47Believe that.
00:44:49And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:51You do?
00:44:52You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:54You're an amazing artist.
00:44:56You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:00And, you know, you're an amazing photographer.
00:45:02It's never taken a picture of yours truly, so.
00:45:05I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:06Oh, yeah?
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08That's what you think.
00:45:10What do you mean?
00:45:12What are you doing?
00:45:15What is that?
00:45:18I don't know.
00:45:19What is that?
00:45:20I have a surprise for you.
00:45:23Ta-da!
00:45:29Cute.
00:45:30Oh, my God.
00:45:31It's so sick.
00:45:32Take a look.
00:45:33Let me see.
00:45:34Yes!
00:45:36It's awesome.
00:45:37It's super awesome.
00:45:39You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:41Of course I did.
00:45:42Consider it, like, my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and buying me all these
00:45:47clothes and stuff.
00:45:48Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:52Come on.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:54Whoa.
00:45:56I guess that, too.
00:45:58Sure.
00:45:59Thank you for that.
00:46:00You know what?
00:46:00It was my pleasure.
00:46:02Stop.
00:46:04I'm serious.
00:46:07You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:13Don't tell anybody, or I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:16Don't worry.
00:46:17I won't.
00:46:19Seriously.
00:46:30It was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:34I'm glad you like it.
00:46:35I do.
00:46:36You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:41If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight, what would you say?
00:46:47Ellen.
00:46:52Ellen, don't answer that.
00:46:57I'm sorry I asked.
00:47:00Well, why don't we get dressed?
00:47:05You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so I'm going to enjoy it.
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:28Oh, they're all staring.
00:47:31Don't trip.
00:47:32Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:33Hey, you look nice.
00:47:36Thanks, Ed.
00:47:39Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:41Blake's ex.
00:47:43Hi, boys.
00:47:45Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:46Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things.
00:47:51She's a model.
00:47:52You're nowhere near her league.
00:47:58Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:02Leave my girl alone.
00:48:04Come with me.
00:48:14Gala, don't listen to her.
00:48:16You look beautiful.
00:48:18He's just saying that.
00:48:19How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:23So, this is it, huh?
00:48:29Yep.
00:48:31The charity gala.
00:48:33The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:37Clean ending.
00:48:39You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:43Clean.
00:48:50Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating.
00:48:52Fake dating?
00:48:54I knew it.
00:48:59You too.
00:49:01It's been fun.
00:49:08You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:13Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:18But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:19You showed him.
00:49:20Yeah, you are so worth choosing.
00:49:23You mean you are?
00:49:28Ladies and gentlemen, will we get our presentation shortly?
00:49:33Well.
00:49:34Blake, can I see you for just a second?
00:49:36We got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:37Bye.
00:49:39Um, yeah.
00:49:41Sure.
00:49:42We're back.
00:49:49Lucy.
00:49:51Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:52Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:54Please, just for five minutes.
00:49:59Okay, sure.
00:50:07I screwed up.
00:50:09I know.
00:50:10You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:12Emma isn't you.
00:50:14She never supported me like you did.
00:50:16She never believed in me.
00:50:18And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:21I just...
00:50:22I was jealous.
00:50:24I've actually missed you.
00:50:26A lot.
00:50:27Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:34God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:36God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:41Really?
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:59Well, I guess she got what she wants.
00:51:02Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:08This should feel better.
00:51:11What's wrong?
00:51:12No, no, it doesn't feel right.
00:51:16What are you talking about?
00:51:17I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous.
00:51:22You know that?
00:51:25Congratulations.
00:51:26You made me jealous, okay?
00:51:28So I want you back now, okay?
00:51:30No, no, no.
00:51:32I did.
00:51:33I did want you back, but...
00:51:36You're great.
00:51:37I know.
00:51:37I don't want that anymore.
00:51:40That kiss, it didn't feel right.
00:51:43And I'm sick and tired of chasing you.
00:51:46Okay?
00:51:47So this is it.
00:51:48This is it.
00:51:48We're done.
00:51:50Goodbye.
00:51:54Lucy!
00:52:00Adam, give it a rest.
00:52:02You only want Lucy because Blake wants her.
00:52:05You don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:11If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me.
00:52:17I have to break up Blake and Lucy.
00:52:24Blake.
00:52:26Blake, where are you?
00:52:27Where did you go?
00:52:34Hey, where did you go?
00:52:40All right, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, this year's youth
00:52:47sports impact award goes to...
00:52:53Blake Ashburn.
00:52:58Blake Ashburn.
00:53:00That's a bullshit.
00:53:04Don't touch me, okay?
00:53:06Blake, it's over.
00:53:12Blake, are you here?
00:53:15Blake?
00:53:16Well, I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:34Here you are.
00:53:40You know, if you want to pack your stuff, go ahead.
00:53:42Don't mind me.
00:53:44What?
00:53:46You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:49Really, huh?
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:51You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there and, uh, you seem pretty occupied.
00:53:54You're all cozy.
00:53:55That's your boy, Adam.
00:53:56Oh.
00:53:57Oh.
00:53:57Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:53:59Okay.
00:53:59Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:01You know, I thought that we were on, uh, a quest for revenge, but turns out you were just,
00:54:05uh, just trying to get back with it.
00:54:07All right, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:08It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:12But I-
00:54:13Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:15Let's be honest.
00:54:16That's okay.
00:54:18But if you're playing games, you know what?
00:54:20That's fine.
00:54:21We're gonna play my game.
00:54:23Let's make this sound more interesting.
00:54:25No, Blake, I'm not-
00:54:31Catch up.
00:54:33No, I'm not- I'm not drinking that.
00:54:34It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:35Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man, so why don't you just please drink it?
00:54:41Come on.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:45Fine.
00:54:56That is so strong.
00:54:58Oh, my God.
00:54:58It's, like, burning.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:05Truth or dare.
00:55:09Uh, truth?
00:55:11You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:14No.
00:55:15Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:17What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:18I just saw you guys.
00:55:20Are you lying to me?
00:55:21What?
00:55:21Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:22Do- do not lie to me right now.
00:55:24No, I was trying to tell you earlier, if you would have let me finish, that-
00:55:27Yeah, okay, you might have seen me kiss him, but I hated it.
00:55:30It was disgusting, and I don't like him.
00:55:34Okay?
00:55:35I- I like someone else.
00:55:39I like someone else.
00:55:43Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:45And please be very specific.
00:55:48Mm-mm.
00:55:49No.
00:55:51What?
00:55:51It's your turn.
00:55:53Truth or dare.
00:55:55I choose dare.
00:56:05You have to kiss me, and I'll tell you who I like.
00:56:09Well, I wish you well, cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied.
00:56:16You play with my heart, like a telepots.
00:56:21Oh, you and my fate in your head, so where I fall down.
00:56:29I know that I'm not coming out.
00:56:32I don't fucking love this game ever.
00:56:34There's a well, but I've gone from here.
00:56:37No.
00:56:44You were the ones who I didn't about you.
00:56:46No, I know.
00:56:48Truth or dare.
00:56:51Truth.
00:56:52Did you think about me?
00:56:55When?
00:56:56You know when?
00:56:58Of course I thought.
00:57:00And you, did you think about me?
00:57:02Hmm?
00:57:04Lucy, I think about you every day.
00:57:09You see that gift I got you?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:12Didn't work.
00:57:13It was good.
00:57:16I don't know.
00:57:18Let's fix that.
00:57:19Right now.
00:57:32I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:34It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:36I don't want it to be real.
00:57:38No.
00:57:41I don't know.
00:57:42So, I have a question.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:45Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:49Fuck that deal.
00:57:51It's always been real to me.
00:57:53If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:57:59What?
00:58:00Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:02Talk to me.
00:58:04Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:09Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:11You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:15And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:19But I'm here now.
00:58:22And it's just me and you.
00:58:24There's nothing to fear.
00:58:25I know.
00:58:26And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:28I'm really, really faking it for so long.
00:58:31I want it to be good.
00:58:35We're gonna take it slow.
00:58:37We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:45But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:49Is it me?
00:58:52Yes, it's you.
00:58:55Like I like you.
00:58:58I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:01Me too.
00:59:03Always.
00:59:04Nice.
00:59:12It was alright.
00:59:16You alright?
00:59:17I know you don't wanna make you feel safe.
00:59:25I want to go.
00:59:31It's just two times.
00:59:32It's like you.
00:59:34We're not here anymore.
00:59:37We're not here anymore.
00:59:40Oh, yeah.
00:59:44You know I'll treat your body right
00:59:49You move like you were chosen
00:59:55What are you doing?
00:59:58I make you feel good
01:00:00Yeah
01:00:04Holy shit
01:00:06Look at him
01:00:07I'm a hockey player, baby
01:00:09Which means I'm very determined
01:00:13And my work ethic is very, very methodical
01:00:22I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done
01:00:27It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself
01:00:30You don't have to do that
01:00:33I want to
01:00:42If you're loving
01:00:44No more crazy
01:00:47No more crazy
01:01:23good morning good morning what is this what you know you were amazing last night
01:01:34you don't have to say that i know i don't have to say that i'm serious you know adam
01:01:40must have had no fucking idea what he was doing because you weren't just good you were great
01:01:48you know i wish i could just stay in bed with you all day but i think i have to
01:01:55get to practice
01:02:00you sure yeah
01:02:05you know i was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today because she's in town
01:02:12your sister yeah yeah kind of talk about you a lot oh yeah
01:02:19the next thing of course well maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch
01:02:24what do you think okay yeah it's perfect yeah
01:02:35what happened
01:02:38from boyfriend name boyfriend i love it yeah
01:02:50all right i gotta go oh kick ass
01:02:55this feels too easy and that's what makes it dangerous
01:03:19please pick up i want to apologize
01:03:26what what do you want lucy hey look i feel really bad
01:03:30bad about how things ended with us you do yes of course we used to have so much fun
01:03:36as roommates why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on third why would i ever want
01:03:42to be friends again look i have information about sophia that you might want to hear
01:03:47what do you know what is it i'd rather tell you in person okay uh just give me 10 minutes
01:03:52okay good i'll see you soon
01:04:00how do you know this is gonna work i mean we don't even know if he's gonna be here oh
01:04:05trust me i know
01:04:06he's gonna be here he comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9 30 and 10
01:04:13so he should be here at any oh look there he is good to go
01:04:25sofia oh my god blake what are you doing here huh i heard your team made the final round of
01:04:32playoffs
01:04:32congrats thank you you're always a very big fan of me winning i wanted you to be the best you
01:04:37could be
01:04:37we all do what could emma possibly have to tell me about sophia you look good oh my god is
01:04:46that
01:04:46blake's ex i've been thinking about you a lot lately sophia we were so good together blake don't you
01:04:53ever miss that we could go back to right where we left off i knew it i knew i should
01:05:01address him
01:05:01i only liked him because i was a hockey player that's not true you're also so hot
01:05:08oh god i i can't watch any more of this stay away from me you know i know you and
01:05:15i see through
01:05:15all this bullshit all right you liked me for two reasons one because you liked to party so fucking
01:05:20much and two because it helped raise your status you know i'm with somebody yeah somebody new
01:05:25who doesn't give a shit about that stuff all right that little poor girl i've been hearing so much
01:05:31i'm done yeah goodbye
01:05:40i can't believe i fell for a cheater again
01:05:46lucy i am so sorry that you had to see that i just knew that if i told you over
01:05:51the phone you
01:05:51weren't gonna believe me i don't trust emma but she did show me the truth about blake
01:05:58look look i know you can't trust me but you shouldn't trust blake i see him with sophia all
01:06:06the time i feel so stupid i you know i really thought that he was different well no don't blame
01:06:11yourself it's hard to see bass blake's charm or those biceps
01:06:19i just have terrible taste in it well if you want any advice don't date hockey players okay
01:06:28they're not worth the heartbreak yeah no i'm never dating a hockey player ever again
01:06:34i guess i should say thanks you know for looking out for me anytime
01:07:02it didn't work he's not interested oh it's going to work
01:07:08they'll be broken up by the end of the day
01:07:12hey lucy i got parcels where you at lucy
01:07:38it was fun well lasted but i guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:43i hope you and sophia are happy together what in this sophia oh my god oh my god
01:07:54oh fuck
01:08:06you've been uh quiet for like 10 minutes
01:08:10it's really weird for you it's over between me and blake okay it's bill well i thought
01:08:19i might have you know picked a good guy finally but turns out they're all the same i'm sorry
01:08:28lucy you seem so happy with him you know at this point can we just like swear off all men
01:08:36seriously i know they all fucking suck yeah well you do say that every time you get your heart
01:08:42broken i know i'm serious like i mean it you know you can't let one bad experience stop you from
01:08:48trying again i don't want to get hurt again i know but what if you don't what if this next
01:08:57time it
01:08:57works out you know lucy is that yep should i no no no i'll get it it's fine
01:09:18hey can i explain something to you please be my guest
01:09:25um so this is my sister grace you're supposed to meet her the other day remember yeah hi grace
01:09:32blake hey nice to meet you yeah well i'm gonna give you two some privacy thank you
01:09:43hey so i got totally ambushed by my ex today but i mean i just told her that i'm not
01:09:50interested
01:09:51it's not what it looked like what do you mean it's not what it looks like what were you there
01:09:56yeah yeah i was there i saw everything my suspicions were right you are a man whore
01:10:05and you're always gonna be one that's not true please don't say things like that right now
01:10:09listen i'm trying to explain something to you nothing was happening nothing was going to happen
01:10:14i promise you i'm not your type okay just just admit it not my type lucy what are you saying
01:10:26if you can't trust me if you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through
01:10:28i don't know then maybe we should go our separate ways
01:10:33don't do that come on lucy okay
01:10:42but just so you know i'm not adam i never will be
01:10:51sorry
01:11:17um photographer hi could you get a photo of me and my blake
01:11:21you're blake yeah i think it would look good for the papers
01:11:27blake
01:11:30blake come here
01:11:39got it
01:11:41good luck out there today remember you're a winner blake
01:11:47thanks lucy what are you doing here huh
01:11:52just doing my job
01:11:55i thought you said you didn't care
01:12:00don't
01:12:01that's why you're crying
01:12:08lucy
01:12:11lucy
01:12:13lucy
01:12:18lucy
01:12:19i just wanted to introduce myself i know who you are
01:12:22and you know blake and i are back together
01:12:26okay cool i don't care
01:12:28stop embarrassing yourself it's pathetic how you follow him around all the time
01:12:32i'm a photographer that's my job i take photos
01:12:37yeah he did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him
01:12:40he said that
01:12:43how did you ever think a guy like blake could choose a nobody like you
01:12:49well i don't care about blake so go ahead go ahead you can have him
01:12:55lucy
01:12:58he did say you were sweet but
01:13:01not somebody who would ever take seriously
01:13:11get it together
01:13:15i just don't understand why you don't want to be with me
01:13:18oh my god you're so needy
01:13:21if i would do anything for you
01:13:23i broke up blake and lucy
01:13:25so that his head wouldn't be in the game tonight for you
01:13:28what how did you do that
01:13:30convince sophia to try and win him back
01:13:32blake doesn't want her but lucy doesn't need that
01:13:35he's not back together with sophia
01:13:37i don't need you meddling with my life okay
01:13:39i can destroy blake all on my own
01:13:42destroy blake
01:13:43okay how are you gonna do that
01:13:46already done
01:13:47let's just say that he skates the sabotage
01:13:50and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:13:54adam
01:13:55time to hit the ice let's go
01:13:57got it coach
01:14:00blake's gonna break his ankle
01:14:02that'll destroy his whole career
01:14:03i gotta save him before the puck drop
01:14:12let's go blakey
01:14:13come on adam
01:14:15i can't believe lucy wanted you
01:14:17you're not mad that lucy wanted me
01:14:19but you're mad that she didn't want you
01:14:22i'm gonna destroy you ashberger
01:14:24bring it on
01:14:26let's go blakey poo you're the best
01:14:28come on adam you're so hot on the ice
01:14:32blake stop you
01:14:33you're scared they've been sabotage
01:14:35don't drop the puck
01:14:36i've gotta save him
01:14:40well here goes nothing
01:14:53what's this
01:14:54a rabbit bitch who said run out onto the ice
01:14:57hey lucy what are you doing
01:15:09lucy what are you doing
01:15:10lucy what are you doing
01:15:11like i had to save you
01:15:13lucy what all right miss
01:15:16you know the ladies love blake
01:15:18but you can't be pummeling him on the ice
01:15:20no no no no no he tried to sabotage him
01:15:23you did huh
01:15:28now the real fan seems to be accusing star player
01:15:30adam johnson cheating
01:15:32somebody get her on the tumble trot
01:15:34this is bullshit
01:15:35she's lying
01:15:36this is my ex-girlfriend
01:15:38she's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me
01:15:40that she even started fake dating blake
01:15:43wow
01:15:44it's the best fight
01:15:47yeah that's right
01:15:48she pretended to date blake just to get back at me
01:15:50and now she accuses me of cheating
01:15:53she's pathetic
01:15:54hey why don't you watch your fucking mouth
01:15:56hey why don't you watch your fucking mouth
01:15:59you got this lucy
01:16:08maybe i pretended to date blake
01:16:11or so i thought it was like that but
01:16:15you know i thought he was this big notorious playboy
01:16:18but that's actually you
01:16:19he is nothing like that
01:16:21he takes care of me
01:16:24he supports me
01:16:25he does everything i could ever ask for
01:16:29and it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore
01:16:32i've realized it's not
01:16:34and i've realized that i actually love him
01:16:43well this is taking quite a turn
01:16:49aww
01:16:50can we get back to hockey now
01:16:51no we cannot get back to hockey
01:16:53you try to break his fucking ankle
01:16:55you're jealous of his career
01:16:56well you literally have like no proof
01:16:59so can you just
01:17:01oh you don't have proof
01:17:05let's just say that he skates and sabotage
01:17:07and his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops
01:17:11you fucking asshole
01:17:13here's your proof
01:17:14asshole
01:17:18you gotta go
01:17:19you're done
01:17:19what no
01:17:20you gotta go
01:17:21this is
01:17:21this is bullshit
01:17:22this is bullshit
01:17:29my nose
01:17:32oh
01:17:37hey you hate me turf up
01:17:38jeez
01:17:39that's
01:17:40wrong so loose
01:17:43lucy did you mean what you just said back there
01:17:45did you really mean that
01:17:46i do
01:17:49i love you
01:17:50and it didn't always just feel like pretending
01:17:53you know it was never pretend for me
01:17:56ever
01:18:05are you freaking kidding me
01:18:11well in my 30 years of announcing
01:18:14i have to say i've never seen a more exciting start to a hockey game
01:18:21you're doing great
01:18:23so you won
01:18:24today
01:18:25how does it feel
01:18:28it feels pretty good
01:18:29you know i'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle
01:18:31i'm not you know
01:18:32after all this practice i'm gonna go pro
01:18:35yeah maybe you can be the puck
01:18:36okay what the fuck
01:18:39i know i'm not that good
01:18:40i'll get better okay
01:18:42you know i know something else you're pretty good at
01:18:51really good
01:18:52yeah
01:19:00you know i'm not that good at all
01:19:09i'm not that good at all
01:19:21i'm not that good at all
01:19:24You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:29Yeah.
01:19:31Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:33We'll see.
01:19:37So do I.
01:19:40I just didn't know.
01:19:43It's all right.
01:19:45I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:52I'm a tongue, can't do it, just one sip, I'm a dick-dick-dick.
01:19:57You gave me the butterflies.
01:19:58Are you ready to go?
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:00It's good.
01:20:01You gave me the butterflies.
01:20:04I'm a friend, I'm a moon, I'm a fool, I'm talking to him.
01:20:08I'm a tongue, can't do it, just one sip, I'm a dick-dick-dick.
01:20:12You gave me the butterflies.
01:20:15All right.