00:00Your attention, please. Your attention, please. I have an announcement to make. I'm bored.
00:05Ha ha! You think you're bored? What about all those poor suckers out there in the audience?
00:11Ah, yeah. They just keep praying that their category is next.
00:16Well, as long as they are praying and while we're at it, I get to anoint their feet.
00:21You keep your hands off me, you little twink, or I'll call the cops.
00:25My daddy's a cop. His breath smells like cat food.
00:30Ah!
00:33And that, my friends, is how I make a living.
