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00:00:05рдЬреЛ рд╕реЗрд░реА рдбреАрдЬ рдХреЗ рдЬрд╛рд░ рд╢рдВрдЪрд╛рди рдЦреЛрд░ рдХрд┐ рд╢рд╛рд░реАрдВ рдкреЙрдЬред
00:00:09рдЗрдирд╛рд░ рд╣реИ рдпрд╛рд░реА рддреЛрд░ рд╕рдмреНрд╕рдХреНрддрд╛рд░ рдкреНрд░рд╛рдЗрдм рдЗрдирдЧрд╛ рдЬреЛ рдЬрд╛рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:00:12рдЕ рд╕рд┐рдВрдЧ рджреЛрдЧрдиреЗ рдЬрд╛рд░реАрдВ рдЙрд╕реЗ рдПрдХреНрдЯрд╡рд╛рд░реАрдВ рдЦрд╛рд░реАрдВ рд╣реЛрдВрдиреЗред
00:00:13рдЬрдЧреЗ рд╣реЛ рдереИрд╕реНрдЯрд╛рд░ рд╕реНрдЯрд╛рд░реАрдВ!
00:00:15рдЧреБрдбрд░реНрдг рддрд░реЛрдЧреНрд░реЛрдВ рдХреБрдврдП рдирд╣реАрдВ рд▓рд┐рдПред
00:00:28рдУ рдореИрдЧреБрдУрджред
00:00:31рдЭрд╛рд▓реНрдЯ рдЯрд╛рдЗ рдореИрдВ рдЕрд╡рд╛рдБ рдкреНрд░рдлреНрдЯреНрдЯрд░реНрдбрд╝рджред
00:00:37рдЬрд╛ рдореИрдВ рдПрдХ рд╕рд╛рд▓рд╡рд╛рджред
00:00:39рдкреНрд░рд╡рдЯ рдХрд░ рджреЛ?
00:00:41wait, I'm fucking
00:00:46now before we begin the show actually let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I
00:00:50regretted it
00:00:58welcome to the first ever episode of India's got late in season 2
00:01:04are we ready to start the show
00:01:08you gotta do better than that
00:01:09are we ready to start the show so we have amazing panelists for you let's
00:01:17introduce one after the other subsepella panelist who is my very good friend
00:01:20you will see them in every tour, in my world tour, in my latent
00:01:25everywhere except with your children
00:01:28give it up for the worst father Barraj Ghai
00:01:36give it up for Ashish Solange
00:01:42give it up for Sherwari
00:01:48the final guest is actually the biggest guest of latent so far
00:01:52this is the highest point of latent and the lowest point of her career
00:01:56make some noise for Alia Bhatt
00:02:17let's go
00:02:23I can't believe it man
00:02:29how are you feeling Alia ji thank you so much for coming first of all
00:03:00where
00:03:01you cannot afford electrolytes you can always go for avatar the protein drink that gives you wings
00:03:06no that gives you wings
00:03:07sorry
00:03:08no that gives you wings
00:03:11no that gives you wings
00:03:13no that gives you wings
00:03:15no that gives you wings
00:03:15well
00:03:16yeah
00:03:16sorry
00:03:19I was in the flow
00:03:20ok
00:03:21ok
00:03:22so you can drink this avatar drink if you want to get a bad mood
00:03:25рдЕрдм рдЖрдк рдХрд░рдирд╛ рдЕрдмрдирд╛
00:03:28рддреЛ рдЖрд▓рд┐рдпрд╛рдЬреА рдпрд╛рд░, first of all, I can't believe you are here, genuinely
00:03:32I am kinda regretting it right now
00:03:35рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рднреА рдХреЗ рджрд╛рдЦ рдЬрд┐рдЧрд░рд╛ рджреЗрдЦ рдХреЗ рд░рд┐рдЧрд░реНрдЯ
00:03:43рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреАрдЬ рджреЗрдЦреА рдкрд┐рдХреНрдЪрд░, thank you for contributing to my film
00:03:46Yeah, of course, I regret so many things in life
00:03:49And..
00:03:49But genuinely, рдЖрд▓рд┐рдпрд╛рдЬреА, it's like, I am so nervous sitting next to you, genuinely
00:03:53Like, I am such a big fan of your husband
00:03:57And..
00:04:01Of you also, of course of you also
00:04:03But yeah, рдЖрд▓рд┐рдпрд╛рдЬреА, рдЖрдк рдЗрддрдиреА рдмрдбрд╝реА рдЕрдЪреНрдЯрд░рд╕ рд╣реЛ
00:04:06рдЖрдкрдХреА рдореВрд╡реАрдЬ рдиреЗ 5-6 рд╣рдЬрд╛ рдХрд░реЛрдбрд╝ рдкреЗ рдмрдирд╛рдП рд╣реИрдВ
00:04:09Filmfare Awards рд╣реИ рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рдкрд╛рд╕ рдЗрддрдиреЗ рд╕рд╛рд░реЗ
00:04:11National Award рд╣реИ, Best Actress Award рд╣реИ
00:04:13Why the fuck are you here, yaar?
00:04:16Why did you come to Latent?
00:04:18рдХрд╣рд╛рдВ, рдХрд╣рд╛рдВ, Latent, рд╡рд╛рдБ
00:04:20рдкрд░ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ, camera рдЖрдкреЗ рд╣реИ
00:04:28No, no, Samayi genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity
00:04:33And be so, so grateful for all the last that we've had, thanks to Kapil Sharma
00:04:41Wow
00:04:44Wow
00:04:45Oh, damn
00:04:47Aaliyah Ji, рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рдкрдиреА рд╣реЛрдИ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ
00:04:49What can I say, tonight I'm still alive
00:04:57Oh
00:05:00It's genuinely jokes apart, it's an honor that you've come
00:05:03Can we have an applause for Aaliyah Bhatman, come on
00:05:04Thank you
00:05:07Up next, we have Sharwari
00:05:09Jhinka pura naam dekhne ke liha, I have to open this
00:05:11What is this?
00:05:14Sharwari ji
00:05:14Jhinka pura naam, рдХреБрдЫ рдмрддрд╛рдИ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ
00:05:16Kya рдмрддрд╛рдЙ рдореИрдВ?
00:05:18рдХрд┐ рдХреМрди рдЖрдк рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рдкрд▓реЗ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ
00:05:25Please tell me, I have written your name as Aaliyah plus one
00:05:33I have written your name as Aaliyah
00:05:33You know, everyone seems that the form of the panel is open for the panel
00:05:37You can also come here
00:05:43So, Sharwari ji, thank you so much for coming here genuinely
00:05:46Thank you, thank you for having me
00:05:47Thank you so much
00:05:48Thank you so much for coming
00:05:50Have you seen it or have you seen it late in?
00:05:52I have seen it in clips and parts news channels
00:06:04Thank you
00:06:04Alright, and of course Solanki bhai, thank you so much for coming again
00:06:07Samai, honestly I want to say something
00:06:09I have spent so much time with you in the last one year
00:06:12I have missed this show more than my kids
00:06:14You never miss your kids, come on, what the fuck?
00:06:17Perso, his phone locked for 2 hours
00:06:19Because the password was on his son's data
00:06:25You fucking are the worst father in the world
00:06:27Isn't his wife here?
00:06:29Yeah, imagine, no one with the kids
00:06:37Aaliyah, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about it?
00:06:39No, I pass no judgement
00:06:40I feel you do you and they do them
00:06:42That's so sweet
00:06:42And then everyone lives and learns
00:06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgement?
00:06:47Then you won't have a show
00:06:50Aayyyy
00:06:54So are we ready to start the show?
00:06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night
00:07:01Suhasini
00:07:03Come on, come on guys
00:07:04Come on, come on, come on
00:07:07Alright, let's go Bombay
00:07:10I'm sorry
00:07:10Hihichalta frittta shen
00:07:11Is ki dharkan ki dun mein mein gumho
00:07:15In taro sitaro ki ghalyon mein beeki mein ghumho
00:07:20Aray, dehke chalna bai
00:07:22Kaji kyush kyushSe kahi ki ghyahi
00:07:25рдпреЗ рдмрд╛рд░рд┐рд╢ рдХреА рдмреБрдВрджреЗ, рд░реВрдХреЛ рдЬреЛ рдЪреБрдореЗ рдореИрдВ рд╕реБрди рд╣реЛ, рджрд┐рд▓ рдХреА рдзрд░реНрдХрди рд╣реЛ рддреЗрдЬ рднрд╛рдЧреВ рдлрд┐рд░ рднреА рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реЗ,
00:07:40рдкреАрдЫреЗ рдмрд╛рдореНрдмреЗ, рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ рдмрд╛рдореНрдмреЗ, рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ рдмрд╛рдореНрдмреЗ, рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ рдмрд╛рдореНрдмреЗ, рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ рдмрд╛рдореНрдмреЗ, рдореИрдВ
00:07:53рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ
00:07:53рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay
00:07:58рдореИрдВ рддреЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ рдкрд╛рдЧреВ
00:08:01Mumbai, рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ, рддрд╛рдЗрдо рдХрд╣рд╛, рдмрдирд╛рдиреА рд╣реИ, рд╕рдмрдХреЛ рдкреИрдЪрд╛рди рдЬрд╣рд╛
00:08:06рдЖрдиреА рдиреА рдкреЗрдВрдЪрди рдФрд░ рдмрд╛рдбреЗ рдХреЗ рд░рдВрдЪрди, рднрд╛рдИ рдмрд╕рдХрд░
00:08:10рдЕрд░реЗ рдмрд╛рдбрд╛ рдкрд╛рдУ рдХрд╛, I got the whole world on my feet
00:08:13You better be watching after me
00:08:16рджреЗрдЧреЛ, рджреЗрдЧреЛ, рджреЗрдЧреЛ, рджреЗрдЧреЛ, рдЖрдЗрдореЗрд░реА рдХрд╛рд▓реА рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay
00:08:26рдореЗрд░реЗ рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay
00:08:32рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рдкрд╛рдЧреВ рдкреАрдЫреЗ
00:08:40And I thought Jigra was bad.
00:08:43That was not bad.
00:08:45Yeah.
00:08:45Can you sing a line?
00:08:47Yeah, yeah.
00:08:47Sing.
00:08:49рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay, рдкреБрд▓рд┐рд╕, рд╣рдореЗрд░реЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay, рдкреБрд▓рд┐рд╕
00:08:54рдмрд╛рдЧреВ рдореИрдВ рдЖрдЧреЗ, рдореЗрд░реЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, Bombay, рдкреБрд▓рд┐рд╕
00:09:00рдорд╣рд░рд╛рд╢реНрд░рд╛ рд╕рд╛рдЗрдмрд░ рд╣реИ, рдореЗрд░реЗ, рдкреАрдЫреЗ, рд╕рд╛рдЗрдмрд░
00:09:08рднрд╛рдИ рд╡реЛ рдмреАрдЯ рдкреА рдорд╛рд░реЗрдВрдЧреЗ
00:09:13Mapala, please control yourself.
00:09:16Gendrory was very bad ya, this was so..
00:09:19Thank you very much.
00:09:20But you have a lovely voice, why don't you sing a nice song?
00:09:24Can you teach me quickly, if I wanna sing?
00:09:26Can you teach me Saarega рдорд╛рдкрд╛рджрд╛ рдирд┐рд╕рд╛?
00:09:28I teach her in Doremi
00:09:30Do... Sa...
00:09:33Saarega...
00:09:35Maa... Paa...
00:09:36Maa paa... Maa paa mat bolo tum
00:09:38Maa...
00:09:40Maa paa mat bolo tum bai
00:09:46You really have a good voice, thank you
00:09:48You said you just moved to Bombay
00:09:50No, I'm trying to move to Bombay
00:09:52Oh, you've not moved yet, so where are you from?
00:09:54I'm from Delhi
00:09:54Okay
00:09:55Inhoon haine vaha paa gana gaya ho ga, kisne vokra
00:09:57Aap mumbai jasaakte hain
00:10:00Aapko mumbai jana ho ga
00:10:04Aapko jana hii paada ga
00:10:05Aapko jana hii paada ga
00:10:05Ja na hii paada ga
00:10:07Assam pe kuchh likka hai? Assam pe kuchh
00:10:10Assam pe kuchh... Gawati pe aagar kuchh...
00:10:13Nain?
00:10:13Nain, sorry
00:10:14What's your favorite state y'all, Alia?
00:10:18State of silence now
00:10:20Alia what happened y'all?
00:10:22I was thinking
00:10:23Hey, were you thinking which is the favorite state?
00:10:25We have asked favorite state, not who is the president of India.
00:10:33Hey, but do you actually know?
00:10:38.
00:10:39.
00:10:41.
00:10:41She gave me my national award.
00:10:43Oh wow.
00:10:44.
00:10:52.
00:10:53Sunflower Tattoo on your body and it's facing towards you because you believe that I'm my own sunshine
00:10:58Yes, because when you are everybody's cheerleader
00:11:04That's really nice
00:11:05You have any tattoos?
00:11:07I do, but it's faded
00:11:11What's that? I'm looking at the mic a little bit
00:11:16What?
00:11:18That's the name of the President
00:11:25Your favorite book is Alchemist
00:11:27Yes
00:11:28Oh, you look like an avid reader, you mean?
00:11:30Kind of
00:11:31Sarcastic
00:11:34Alchemist
00:11:34You've read it there
00:11:36You've read it, Alchemist
00:11:48Do you know Alchemist how did you learn it?
00:11:51How did you learn it?
00:11:52On their AI plus Nova phone
00:11:54Which is the best phone
00:11:57It has a backlit panel and if you are winning, you can get this brand new AI plus phone
00:12:04Thank you
00:12:05I love it
00:12:06Nobody is motivated now
00:12:08Hey, it's a great phone
00:12:09Come on
00:12:09Okay
00:12:10Yeah, very good phone
00:12:10You have a great smile, man
00:12:12Thank you
00:12:12Which toothpaste do you use?
00:12:14Colgate
00:12:15Give that to Sunil Pal also
00:12:20I love it
00:12:21You've seen that show on the couple of Kappil Sharma?
00:12:23Oh, you look at all
00:12:24I've bought time
00:12:25That's why Alpha is so delayed
00:12:30The rest of the time is
00:12:31When we're going to the cartel, taking the photo shoot
00:12:34Just put one movie
00:12:35Come on
00:12:35And I'm very excited for your movie
00:12:41What is it about?
00:12:43рд╣рдо рдЖрдкрд╛ рдкреНрд░рдореВрд░ рдХрд░рдиреА рдиреЗ рдЖрдпреЗ
00:12:45рддреЛ рдирд┐рдХрд╛рд▓рд╛ рдЕрдЯреЛ рдмреАрдЬрд┐рди рдХреЛ рдкрд╕реНрдирд╛рд▓рд┐рдЯреА рдмрддрд╛ рд░рд╣реА рд╣реИ
00:12:53рд╣рд╛ рд╣рд╛
00:12:54рд╣рд╛ рдиреЛ
00:12:55рдпрд╣ рд░рд╣реНрддреНрд╡рд╛рдЗрдЯ рд░рд╣реНрддреНрд╡рд╛рдЗрдЯ рд╡рд╛рдЗрдЯ рд╡рд╣рджреНрд╡рд╛рдЗрдЯ рд╡рд╣ рдЙрд╕рдХреЗ рдХрд┐ рджреВрдбрд╝рд╛
00:12:57рдпрд╣ рдпрд╣ рдпрд╣ рдЙрдбрд╝рд╛ рдпрд╣ рдпрд╣ рд╡рд╣ рдЬреЛ
00:13:01рд╕рдмреНрдХреБрдЫ рдЗрдВрдЧреНрд▓рд┐рд╢ рдореЗрдВ рд╕рдордЭрдиреА рдЖрдпрд╛
00:13:04рддреЛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╕рд┐рд░реНрдо рдореИрда рдЗрдкрдбрд╝рд╛рддрд╛ рдерд╛ рдХрд┐ рдмрд╕ рддреБ рдмрд╛рдд рдиреЗ рдХрд░рддрд╛ рдерд╛ рдХреНрд▓рд╛рд╕ рдореЗрдВ рдХрд┐рд╕реА рд╕реЗ
00:13:10A, B, C, X, Y, Z, рдЙрддрдиреЗ рд╣реИ рдЕрдм рдореИрда рд╕рдХрд╛рддреЗ рдереЗ рддреЛ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдЙрд╕реЗ рдХрд╛ рдпреЗ рдореЗрдВрдЯрд▓ рдореИрда
00:13:18рд╡реЛ рдмрдЪреНрдЪреЗ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИ рдпреЗ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИ рд╡реЛ рдореЗрдореНрд╕ рдирд╣реАрдВ рджреЗрдЦреЗ рдФрд░ рдПрдХ рдкрдВрдЬрд╛рдмреА рдмрдЪреНрдЪреЗ рд╣реИ рд╕реЗ рдХрд╣рддреЗ
00:13:27рд╣реИ
00:13:30рд╡реЛ рдмрд▓рд░рд╛рдЬ рдХрд╛ рд╡реЗрдЯрд╛ рд╣реИ рдпреЗ рд╣реЛ рдкрд╛рдкрд╛ рдХрд┐рддрдиреЗ рдорд╣реАрдиреЗ рд╕реЗ рдЦрд░ рдиреА рдЖрдпреЗ
00:13:47рддреЛ рд╕реБрд╣рд╛рд╕рдиреА рдЬреА рдЕрднреА рдЕрднреА рдЖрдк рдпрд╣рд╛рдкреЗ рдХрдм рддрдХ рд╣реЛ рдореБрдореНрдмреЗ рдореИрдВ рдЕрднреА рдореИрдВ рд╣реВрдБ 5-7 рджрд┐рди рдкрд╛рдВрд╕рд╛рде рджрд┐рди
00:13:53рддрдХ рд╣реВрдВ
00:13:54рдФрд░ рджреЗрди рдпреВ рдЧреЛрдЯреВ?
00:13:55рдПрдВрд╡ рдЯреНрд░рд╛рдЗрдг рддрд░ рдлрд┐рдЧрд░ рдЖрд╡ рдпреВрдб рд╡рд╛ рджреЗрдЧрд╛ рдпреВрдб рдлрд╛рдВрдЪ рд╕рд╛рде рджрд┐рди рдореЗрдВ?
00:13:59рдпрд╛рд░ рдХреЛрд╢рд┐рдЬ рддреЛ рдЪрд▓ рд░рд╣реА рд╣реИ, рджреЗрдЦрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ
00:14:01рдкрд╛рдВрдЪ рджрд┐рди рдореЗрдВ рдХреИрд╕реЗ рдорд┐рд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рдпрд╛рд░?
00:14:03рдХреЛрдИ рдмреНрд░реЛрдХрд░ рд╣реИ рдпрд╛рд░?
00:14:05рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рдмрд╛рд╕ рдирдордмрд░ рджреЗрдЧрд╛ рдпрд╛рд░?
00:14:06рдХреЛрдИ рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛ рдирд╛, Marati Broker
00:14:08рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛ рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛
00:14:09рд╡рд╣ рдмрд╣реБрдП рдмреЗрдЧрд╛ рдпрд╛рд░?
00:14:09рдлрд┐рдлреНрдЯреА рдерд╛рдЙрджреЗрдВ рдХреЗ рдиреАрдЪреЗ рддреЛ рдмрд╛рдерд░реВрдо рдореЗрдВ рдорд┐рд▓рддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:14:11рдлреНрдЯреА рдерд╛рдЙрджрди рд░реБрдкреА рд╕реБрдореНрди рд░реБрдкреАрд╕ рдорд┐рд▓ рдЬрд╛рдЧрд╛ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдорд▓рд╛рд░ рд╡рд╛рд▓рд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдХрд╣реАрдВ рдкрд░ рдЕрдЧрд░ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ
00:14:1650,000 рд░реБрдмрд┐рд╕ рдХреЗ рдиреАрдЪреЗ рдХреБрдЫ рдЪрд╛рд╣рд┐рдП, then you have to buy the AI plus NOAA phone, very cheap, very
00:14:22cheap, 12,000 only, рд╡реЛрдЯ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рд╣реИ рд╡рд╛рдИ, рдФрд░ рдЗрд╕реЗ рднреА рд╕рд╕реНрддрд╛ рдХреБрдЫ рд╣реИ рд╡реЛ рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рдкреЗ Flipkart Minutes, it's
00:14:30the most cheapest, and don't get me wrong, cheapest, the cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything, and
00:14:37the quickest of course, but the cheapest also, cheap, it's the cheapest, it's really cheap,
00:14:43So Swasini ji, music joke for you, I hope, like your music, you find A-flat,
00:15:00That reminds me, that actually reminds me, that for the season 2 of Latent, we have decided to do something
00:15:09very nice, very charitable, can, do we have the badges here?
00:15:12Salaam Bombay badges, so whatever you are watching at home, you can, there's a link in the description, as well
00:15:19as a QR code I'm adding in the description, for like some time here, so you can donate, it will
00:15:24be going to a good cause to help slum kids reach their dreams, and hopefully make the world a more
00:15:29equal place for them, so Salaam Bombay ke liye, this episode, all the super chat,
00:15:35Okay then, so now, Suhasini ji, genuinely you had a great voice, hopefully you get a flat, you get everything
00:15:42that you want, and in 5 days, let's see, so it's time to score Suhasini now,
00:15:47Okay, so for your singing, I give you a 10, but your writing, I mean minus 3, okay, so I
00:15:55give you, my score to you is 7, Aaliyah has given 8,
00:15:59Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice, and you must continue singing, and you must continue emitting all that
00:16:06sunshine,
00:16:06Aww, how does the hate come from the Philippines, and so, it's so unfair, man, it's so unfair, man,
00:16:12It's the same thing, but there's no one in the comments,
00:16:17Okay, Sherwari ji, Sherwari ji, Sherwari ji has given 8, Solanki?
00:16:208, 6, 6, hmm, two gana zara, two ones are two,
00:16:32So please don't ever lose that hope, I've given you 7.5, please keep going,
00:16:367.5 by Shankar Madevan,
00:16:41So that makes you average,
00:16:52No, I am not average,
00:16:54Of course not, you are below average,
00:16:56so that makes you average, jokes apart, that makes you average 7.
00:16:58So, that makes your average, jokes apart, that makes your average 7.
00:17:05Mujhe ithah flat aage hai hai.
00:17:089, no, no, no, do numbers se cam ready.
00:17:12I am positive, it's gonna be nice.
00:17:13No, but you're very, very good, yaar.
00:17:15Thank you so much for coming out, Swasini ji.
00:17:17Can we have a louder round of applause for Swasini?
00:17:20Come on, come on.
00:17:23Swasini ji, рджрд┐рд▓ рдЫреЛрдЯрд╛ рдирд╣реА рдХрд░рддреЗ, рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рд╣рдорд╛рдп рддрд░рдл рд╕реЗ рдЕрд╡рддрд╛рд░ рдкреНрд░реЛрдЯреАрди.
00:17:27Because you have five days to find a flat, you need some energy.
00:17:29Please take this.
00:17:31Actually, рдпреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓рд╛ рд▓реЛ.
00:17:32рдпреЗ рдореЗрд░реЗ рдХреЛ рдкрд╕рди рдорд╛рд░реЗ рд╣реИ.
00:17:34Unless you want this.
00:17:38Awww.
00:17:39Oh, рдлрд┐рд░ рднреА рдЖрд▓реНрдпрд╛ рдХреБрдЧрд╛рд▓реА рдкрдбрд╝реЗ рдХреА рддреЗрдЦрдирд╛.
00:17:44Thank you so much, yaar.
00:17:46You are so sweet, yaar, Swasini ji.
00:17:48So, make some notes for Sukrut Dio,
00:17:50poetry, shyry, and humor.
00:17:53Let's see.
00:17:57Oof.
00:17:58Time, рдмрд╣реАрдВ рджреЛ рд╢реБрд░реВ рдХрд░реЛ рдЗрд╕рдХрд╛.
00:18:09It's my age button coming.
00:18:20Samaya рднрд╛рдИ, I love you.
00:18:21I love you too.
00:18:23Love рдорддрд▓рдм рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░.
00:18:25рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░ рдЗрд╕рд╛рдм рд╕реЗ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдмрд╣реБрдд рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░ рдерд╛,
00:18:28рдХреНрдпреВрдХрд┐,
00:18:28рдХреНрдпреВрдХрд┐ рдЦреБрдмрд╢реВрд░рдд рдереА рдРрд╕реА рд╡реЛ рдХрд┐ рдЙрд╕рдХреА рд▓рдмреЛ рдкрд░ рдорд┐рдерд╛рд╕ рдереА.
00:18:38рдЙрд╕рдХрд╛ рд╕рд╛рде рдЕрдЧрд░ рдорд┐рд▓ рдпрд╛рдП, рддреЛ рдкреБрд░реА рджреБрдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдмрдХрд╡рд╛рд╕ рдереА.
00:18:43рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдмрд╛рдд рд╣реИ?
00:18:44рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдмрд╛рдд рд╣реИ?
00:18:45рдЖрдЦреЛ рдореЗрдВ рдХрд╛рдЬрд▓,
00:18:47рдЖрдЦреЛ рдореЗрдВ рдХрд╛рдЬрд▓, рд╣реЛрдареЛрдВ рдкрд░ рдЧреБрд▓рд╛рд╡, рдЙрд╕рдХрд╛ рдирд╢рд╛рдерд╛ рдРрд╕реЗ рдХреЗ рдлреАрдХреА рд╣рд░ рд╢рд░рд╛рд╡.
00:18:54рджрд┐рд▓ рд▓рдЧрд╛рдпрд╛ рд╣рдордиреЗ рдЙрд╕рд╕реЗ,
00:18:57рдореЛрдиреЗ рдЙрд╕рд╕реЗ, рд╣рд░ рдкрд▓ рд╣рд░ рдШрдбрд╝реА рдЙрд╕рдиреЗ рднреА рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░ рдХрд░ рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛, рдЬреА рд╣рдорд╕реЗ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рднреА рдирд┐рдХрд▓ рдкрдбрд╝реАред
00:19:05рдпрд╛рдж рд╣реИ рд╣рдореЗрдВ, рдпрд╛рдж рд╣реИ рд╣рдореЗрдВ рд╣рд░ рдиреБрдХрдб рдЧрд▓реА рдФрд░ рдорд╣рд▓рд╛рдЬ рдЙрд╕рдХреЗ рдЪрдХреНрдХрд░ рдореЗрдВ рд╣рдордиреЗ рдирд╛ рдкрд╛ рдерд╛
00:19:12рдпрд╛рдж рд╣реИ рд╣рдореЗрдВ рд╣рд░ рдиреБрдХрдб рдЧрд▓реА рдФрд░ рдорд╣рд▓рд╛рдЬ рдЙрд╕рдХреЗ рдЪрдХреНрдХрд░ рдореЗрдВ рд╣рдордиреЗ рдирд╛ рдкрд╛ рдерд╛
00:19:18рд╣рд░рд╛рдо рдЬрд╛рджреА рдирд┐рдХрд▓реА рдмрдбрд╝реА рд╕рд┐рджреНрджрдд рд╕реЗ рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдХрд╛рдЯрд╛ рдерд╛
00:19:32рдЖрдкрдХрд╛ рддрд╛рдЗрдо рд╣реЛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рдпрд╛рд░ рдПрдХ рд╕рд┐рдХрдиреНрдб рдЗрдиреНрд╕рд░ рдХреА рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдЬрдм рдмреБрд▓рд╛ рдПрдХ рдмрд╛рдж рд╕реВрдВрдЧ рдХреЗ рдмрддрд╛рдирд╛ рдЬрд╛рдЧрд╛ рдЗрдХ рдпрд╣
00:19:40рдХреНрдпрд╛ рддрд░реАрдХрд╛ рдХрд┐рд╕реЗ рдмрд┐рдП рдЕрд░реЗ рдпрд╛рд░ рдкрддрд╛ рд▓рдЧрд╛рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдпрд╛рд░ рдкреНрдпрд╛ рдХреЗ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдкреНрдпрд╛ рдпрд╛рд░ рдЬреИрдиреНрдпреВрдирд▓реА рдЖрдк рдЕрдкреНрдЯрд┐рдВрдЧ рдХрд░
00:19:46рд░рд╣реЗ рд╣реЛ рдирд╛
00:20:01рдЖрдк рджреВрдиреЛрдВ рдЗрддрдиреЗ рд╕реАрдЬрдиреНрдб рдПрдХреНрдЯрд░реНрд╕ рд╣реИ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рд░реЗрдЯ рдХрд░реЛ рдХреЗ рддрд╕рдореЗрдВ рд╕реЗ рдПрдХреНрдЯрд┐рдВрдЧ рдХреЗ рдЬреЛ рдЕрднреА рдХрд░ рд░рд╣реЗ рд╣реИ
00:20:28рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдХреЛрдИ рдХрд░реЗрдВ рдореБрд╡реА рдиреЗ рдореЗрдВ рдореБрд╡реА рдиреЗ рдореЗрдВ рдореБрд╡реА рдиреЗ рдореЗрдВ рдорд░рд╛рдЗрдЯреА рд╕реАрд░рд┐рд▓реНрд╕ рдореЗрдВ рдХреНрдпрд╛рдо рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЪреБрдЯреЗ-рдЪреБрдЯрд╛
00:20:34рд░реЛрд▓реА рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:20:34рдФрд░ рдореИрдВ рдорд░рд╛рдЗрдЯреА рдереЗрдЯрд░ рдХрд░рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ рдЖрда рд╕рд╛рд▓реЛрдЧреЗ рдореЗрдВ рдереЗрдЯрд░ рдХрд░рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ рдЗрддрдиреА рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреА рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреА рдмрд╛рддреЗ рдХрд╣ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рдФрд░
00:20:46рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:20:50рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдореИрдВ рдореИрдВ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рд▓рд┐рдЦрди рд▓рд╛рд╕реНрдЯ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рддрд╛ рдореЗрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЖрдпрд╛рдЗрдЬрд╛
00:21:03рдпрд╣ рдирд╢реА рднреА рдЦрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╣реИ рд╡реЛ рдлрд┐рдЯрд░ рд░рд╣реЗ
00:21:11рд╡реЛ рдмреЛрд▓ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рдореБрдЭреЗ рддреБрдореНрд╣рд╛рд░реА рдЖрдЙрдХрд╛рдд рдкрддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:21:14рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд▓рд┐рдЦрдХреЗ рдЪрд▓рддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдпрд╣ рдпрд╣ рд░рд┐рд╕реНрдкреЗрдХреНрдЯ рдЕрд▓ рдЕрдл рдпреВ
00:21:20рдордЬрд╝рд╛ рдЖрдЧрд╛ рд╣реИ рдмрд╣реА
00:21:23рд╡рд╛рд╡ рдпрд╛рдж рд╡рд╛рд╡
00:21:28рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рд╣реИ I could not control my feelings for Samayan Bhuvan
00:21:32рддреЛ рд╡рд░рд╡рд░ рд╣реИ рдЗрд╕ рд░рд╛рдЗрдЯ рдХреНрдпреВрдВрдХрд┐ рдЬрднреА рд╡реЛ рдЗрдВрд╕рд╛рди рддрдХрд▓реАрдл рдореЗрдВ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:21:39рдЬрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдПрдВрдЯреЗрдЯреЗрдВ рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдпрд╛ рдлрд┐рд░ рдЬрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд╣рд╕рд╛ рд╣реИ
00:21:43рддреЛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд╕рдЪ рдореЗрдВ рднреБрд░рд╛ рд▓рдЧрддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:21:45рдмреАрдЪ рдореЗрдВ рднреБрд╡рдг рднрд╛рдп рдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рде рднреА рд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛ рдЙрдирдХреЗ рдкреИрд░реЗрдВрдЯреНрд╕ рдПрдХреНрд╕рдкрд╛рд░ рд╣реЛ рдЧрдП рддреЛ рдмреАрдЪ рдореЗрдВ
00:21:52рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдЙрдирдХреЛ рдЗрдВрд╕реНрдЯрд╛рдЧреНрд░рд╛рдо рдкреЗ рдбрд┐рдпрдо рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд▓реЗрдХрд┐рди рд░рд┐рдкреНрд▓рд╛рдЗрдВрдЧреЗ рдФрд░ рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╡рд╛рджреЗ рд▓реЗрдХрд┐рди рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдХрд╛рдо рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд▓рдЧрд╛ рдЙрдирд╕реЗ
00:21:59рдмрд╛рдд рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдЬрд╝реЗрд╢рд╛
00:22:00рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╡рд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:22:03рдФрд░ рдЬрдмреА рд╕рдордп рд╕рд░ рдХрд╛ рдЬрдмреА рд╡реЛ рд▓реЗрдЯрди рдкрд╛рд╣рд▓рд╛ рдФрд░ рдмреБрд░рд╛ рд▓рдЧрд╛ рдерд╛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдЬрдЪ рдореЗрдВ рддреЛ рдЗрд╕рд▓рд┐рдП
00:22:10рдореИрдВ рд░реЛрдЬ рдЬрдпрд╛рддрд╛ рддрднреА рдПрдХрд░ рдореЗрд░реЗ рдХреЛ рдкрд╛рдЬ рдореЗрдВ рдЦреБрд╢реА рднреА рд╣реБрдЖ рдЬрдмреА рдЖрдкрдХрд╛ рдХрдВрдмреЗрдЧ рд╣реБрдЖ
00:22:16рдмреБрд╣рди рднрд╛рдИ рдХрд╛ рддрд╛рд╕рд╛ рдЦрдмрд░ рдЖрдпрд╛ рдФрд░ рдзрд┐рдВрдбреЛ рд░рд╛рдпрд╛ рдФрд░ рдЖрдкрдХрд╛ рдЬрдм рдЗрд╕ рдкреЗрд╕рд▓ рдЖрдпрд╛ рддреЛ рдЙрд╕ рджрд┐рд▓ рдореЗрдВ рджреЛ
00:22:23рдХреМрдЯрд░ рдорд╛рд░рд╛ рдЪрд┐рдпрд╛
00:22:27рд╡рд╛рд╡ рдпрд╛рдБ
00:22:28рд╡реЛ рд░рд╛рдд рдЕрдкрди рджреЛ рдмрдЬреЗ рддрдХ рдкрд┐рдпрд╛
00:22:31рд╡рд╛рд╡
00:22:34рд╡рд╛рд╡
00:22:35рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдлреЛрди рдХрд╣рд╛ рдкреЗ рдпрд╛рд░
00:22:37рдиреАрдЪреЗ рд╣реИ рддреЗрд░рд╛ рддреЛ рдпрд╣реА рдерд╛ рдирд╛ рдпрд╣реА рд╡рд╛рд▓рд╛
00:22:47рдореЗрд░реЗ рдкрд╛рд╕ рдПрдХ рдлреЛрди рд╣реИ рдЬрд┐рд╕рд╕реЗ рдореИрдВ рднреА рдЕрдкреНрдЧреНрд░реЗрдб рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдЖрд▓рд╛ рд╣реВрдВ
00:22:50рддреЛ AI PLUS
00:22:52рд░рд╛рдЗрдирд╛ рдЗрд╕ рд╡рд╛рд▓реА рдЖрдп
00:22:54I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine
00:22:58рдпрд╛ рд╡рд╛рд╡ рдиреЛрдЯ
00:22:59рд╕рднреА рд╕рднреА
00:22:59Thank you, thank you so much
00:23:01рдЕрд░реЗ рднрд╛рдИ, love you
00:23:03Hello, Bhuvan рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:05рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:06рдЖрдкрдХреА рд╢рдХрд▓ рдиреЗ рджрд┐рдЦрд░реА рдпреЗ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдмрдирдХреЗ рд╡реИрдЯреЗ рд╣реЛрдП
00:23:09рднрд╛рдИ, рдореИрдВ рджреЗрдВрдбреЛрд░рд╛ 2 рд╢реВрдЯ рдХрд░ рд░рд╣реВрдВ
00:23:19рдпреЗ рдЪрд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рдирд╛ рд▓реАрдХ рд╣реЛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рджреЛ
00:23:23рдЪрд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рдЪрд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:24рднрд╛рдИ, I'm so happy you're back
00:23:26I'm so happy that you're also coming up with season 2
00:23:29Season 2 рдЗрд╕ рднрд╛рдИ рд╕рдм рдХрд╛ рдпрд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:31рдПрдХ рдмрд╛рдИ рд╕реБрд░рд╛ рддрд╛рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛ рдлреБрд░ рджреЗрдВрдбреЛрд░рд╛ рдРрд╕реЗ
00:23:34I love you so much, рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:36рдХрд╛рдК рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:38рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:39рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:40рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:40рдЪрд▓реЛ, рджрд┐рдпрд╛рди рд░рд╣рдХреЛ, see you soon, take care
00:23:42рднрд╛рдИ
00:23:43Alright
00:23:44So time to
00:23:45Oh shit shit shit
00:23:47Oh shit shit shit
00:23:48Sorry sorry
00:23:49I forgot the main one
00:23:50Main one
00:23:51Oh shit shit shit
00:23:54Sama yaar
00:23:58Bowan bhai, Bowan bhai
00:23:59You forgot the main important thing
00:24:01I forgot the main one
00:24:02You will come to this season
00:24:08Let's go
00:24:09Hello
00:24:11I love you so much bhai
00:24:13Aapna dyaan ragna
00:24:13I'll see you on late and soon
00:24:14Take care
00:24:15No no, but before
00:24:16Of course, jokes apart
00:24:17Here a contestant
00:24:18He's a very very emotional fan of you
00:24:20And he wanted to say something to you
00:24:23Bowan bhai, love you
00:24:24Okay, okay
00:24:25Main abhi bhai
00:24:26Aske purane episodes
00:24:28Dekhta ho
00:24:28Nei video dalo jalri
00:24:30I amaz kadgi, sorry
00:24:33Asma ke baat kato hai
00:24:35Bowan bhai
00:24:36Main abhi bhai
00:24:37I am aapke purane episodes
00:24:38Dekhta ho
00:24:39And I am aapke clean comedy
00:24:41Mammi ko bhi tika raha hou
00:24:42Main abhi episodes
00:24:44I am aapke episodes
00:24:45Na both wait
00:24:45Karra hou
00:24:46Jaldi se
00:24:46Naya episodes
00:24:47Dalo jahe
00:24:57Dwin joh raah
00:25:07рдмрд╣реБрдБ рдмрдврд╝реА рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рд╡реЛ рдХреЗ рдбрд╛рдЗрд░реА рдХреЛрд▓ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рдпрд╣ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдпрд╣ рд╡реЛ рдпрд╣рд╛рдиреЗ рд╕реЗ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рджреЛ рддрд┐рди
00:25:14рдкрд░ рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рд▓реЗрдбрдВрдб рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдЕрджрд┐рд╢рди рднреЗрдЬрд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рдкрд░ рд╡реЛ рдПрдирдлреЛрд░рд╕реНрдЯ рдлреЙрд░рд╕реБрдиреЗрдЯрд▓реА рд╡реЛ рд╕рд┐рд▓реЗрдХ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реБрдЖ рддреЛ рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдЬреЛ
00:25:24рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рдерд╛ рд╡реЛ рдкрд░рдлреЙрд░реНрдо рдХрд░реВрдВ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рджреЛ рдорд┐рдирд┐рдЯ рдореЗрдВ я┐╜
00:25:55рдХрд░реЛ рднрд╛рдИ
00:25:56рд╣рд░ рдЬрдЧреЗ рд╕реЗ рд╣рд╛рд░ рдЪреБрдЧрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ, рдлрд┐рд░ рднреА рдареЛрдХрд░реЗ рдХрдо рдирд╣реАрдВ, рд╣рд░ рдЬрдЧреЗ рд╕реЗ рд╣рд╛рд░ рдЪреБрдЧрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ, рдлрд┐рд░ рднреА рдареЛрдХрд░реЗ
00:26:02рдХрдо рдирд╣реАрдВ, рдЬреАрддреЗ рдЬреА рдЗрд╕ рдХрд▓рд╛рдХрд╛рд░ рдХреА рдЙрдореАрдж рдХреЛ рдЫреАрди рд▓реЗрдЦрдирд╛, рдЙрд╕ рдЦреБрд░реНрджрд╛ рдореЗрдВ рднреА рджрдо рдирд╣реАрдВ
00:26:08рд╣реБрдБ, рд╡рд╛рд░ рдЧрд╛рдп рд▓реБрдЧрд╛, рдпрд╣ рд╕реБрдЧрд╛рдИ рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рд╕рд╛рд░реЗ рдХрд░реЗрдХреНрдЯрд░ рдмреЗрд╡рдбрд╝реЗ рдПрдВ рдПрдВрдЧреЗ, рдЙрд╕реЗ рдХреБрдЫ рдирд╣реАрдВ, рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдмрд╣реБрдбрд╝ рдХрд░реЗрдХреНрдЯрд░ рдХреАрдП, рдПрдХ
00:26:32рдФрд░ рдХреЛрдИ
00:26:38рд╢реБрдореНрд╣рд╛рд╡рд┐рдЬреА рдХреА рднреА рдРрд╕реЗ рд╣реА рдХрд╛рдиреА рдЖрдИ рдЖрдИ рд╣реИ, рд╢реА рдмрд╛рдЗ рдЕрд╕рд╕реНрд╕рд┐рд╕реНрддрдВ рдбрд┐рд░реЗрдХреНрдЯрд░ рдлрд┐рд░реНрд╕
00:26:41рдореБрдЭрд╛ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЧрдП рдмреЗрд╡рд░реА рдХрд╣рд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рдерд╛
00:26:44рд╡рд╣рд╛рдБ
00:26:45рдореИрдВ рднреА рдмреЗрд╡рд░реА рд╕реЗ
00:26:47рдпрд╣ рднреА рд╕реАрдзреА рдирд┐рдЧрдбреА рд╣реЛ рдкрд╛рддреА рд╣реИ рдпрд╛рдБ
00:26:49рдиреЗ, рдиреЗ, рдиреЗ
00:26:50рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдирд╛рдо рд╢рд░реНрд╡рд░реА рд╣реИ, рдореИрдВ рдЪрд╛рд╣рд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рд░
00:27:08And I'm really inspired, what have you written?
00:27:10Thank you, thank you.
00:27:12And actually, I will also work with you as well.
00:27:15Why?
00:27:16It's very big, very big.
00:27:17What a matter.
00:27:18All right, it's time to score Sukrut Dev.
00:27:22Yes.
00:27:23So I have given you a 10 on 10, myrhe bhai.
00:27:26Thank you, Sukrut Dev.
00:27:3110 points.
00:27:32Alia Ji ne bhi apa di hai 10.
00:27:33Sharwari Ji ne 10.
00:27:3410.
00:27:3510.
00:27:36Solanki?
00:27:3710 by 10.
00:27:38Where is it?
00:27:39Blandash.
00:27:40Don't do that, I'm average.
00:27:41I'm saying, what's your choice?
00:27:43I think it's 10 on 10.
00:27:45I think it's 10 on 10.
00:27:46I've made this, it's just how much it will go.
00:27:50Aww.
00:27:51So your average is 10 and I'm assuming you gave yourself a little.
00:27:57Come on.
00:27:59Hey, no.
00:28:01No.
00:28:02It's still close to the theater.
00:28:04No, no.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06This is very good.
00:28:07Why did you give us your art?
00:28:08Yeah, I'm so talented.
00:28:09This is the first time I've done it, right?
00:28:11How much do you do it?
00:28:13So, bhai, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Dev?
00:28:17Yes.
00:28:18I'll tell you the next time.
00:28:19I'll tell you the next time.
00:28:20I'll tell you the character.
00:28:22If you say cut, then cut.
00:28:24Cut.
00:28:25That's going to be a cinema, right?
00:28:28This is a cinema, right?
00:28:31Cut.
00:28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Dev.
00:28:35Oh!
00:28:38Oh!
00:28:40Oh!
00:28:42Oh!
00:28:45Oh!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:47Oh!
00:28:50Oh!
00:28:51Oh!
00:28:51Oh my God.
00:28:52What happened?
00:28:54Wow, yeah.
00:28:59Why are you waiting for me?
00:29:01Just so that we can share your feelings with us.
00:29:05Why are you waiting for me?
00:29:06Why are you waiting for me?
00:29:06You won't get one lakhs, right?
00:29:11What's the best?
00:29:12рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рд╣реЛрддреА рдХрд┐
00:29:14рд╕рдЧреЗрдВрджрд╛ рдорд╛рдЬрд╛ рдкрдлреЙрдореЗрдВрд╕ рдПрдХ рдирд╛ рдПрдХ рджрд┐рдП рдЬрдореА рд╕рдЧреЗрдВрдж рднрд░рдкреВрд░ рдореЛрдЯрд╛ рдЦрд░рд╛рд╡рдЯ рд╕рдорд░ рдкрдлреЙрд░реНрдо рдХрд░реЗрдВрдж рд╕рдЧреЗрдВрджрд╛ рдорд╛рдЬрд╛ рдХрд░реЗрдХреНрдЯрд░ рдЖрдЙрдбрд▓ рдХрд┐рдпреЛ
00:29:20рдорд╛рдЬреЗ рдЕрдХреНрдЯрд┐рдВрдЧ рдЖрдЙрдбрд▓
00:29:21рдЕрдбрд┐рд╕ рдореА рд╕рдЧреЗрдВрджреЗ рдпреБрджрд╛ рдХрд╛рдЙрдЯреВ рдХреЗ рд░рд╣рд╛
00:29:25рдЕрд░реЗ рднрд╛рдИ рдпрд╛рд░
00:29:26рдЖрдкрдЯреЛ рдХрд╛рдореА рдЬрд╣реБрд░рд╛ рдХрд╛рдореА рдЖрдкрдХреА рдпрд╛рд░
00:29:35рднрд╛рдИ
00:29:37рдереЛрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╡рд╕реНрдЯреНрд░ рд╕реЗрдВрдЯрд░ рдХрд╛рдореА рдереЗ рд░рд╣реЗ рд╣реИ рдХрд┐ рдЕрдзрд░ рдЕрдбрд╝реА
00:29:41рддреЛрдбрд╝реЗ рдХреНрд▓реЛрдЬ рдЕрдк рдорд┐рд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдХреЛ рдереЛрдбрд╝рд╛
00:29:47рддреЗ рдЧрд░рдд рдирдЧрд▓реЗ рд╣реИ
00:29:47рддрд┐рдХ рд╣реИрдВрдбрд▓ рд╢реЗрдВрдб рдФрд░ рд╢реЗрдВрдЯрд░ рд╕реНрдХреЛрд░ рдФрд░ рдкреВрдЯ 8888 рд╡рд░ рд╣рд┐рдо
00:29:51Just send UPI directly, no?
00:29:59You know what?
00:30:00As I will do something today, differently from before,
00:30:04that I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world.
00:30:12AI plus phone, рддреБрдЭрд╛ рдкрд╛рдИрдЬреЗрдЧрд╛?
00:30:14рдмрд╛рдИ, рдЪрд╛рд▓рд▓ рд╕рд╛рд╣рд┐рдП.
00:30:15рдорд╛рд▓рд╛ рдкрд╛рдИрдЬреЗ.
00:30:16рддреБрдЭрд╛ рдмрд╛рдИ, рддреБрдЭрд╛ рджрд┐рд▓ рдХрд┐рддрдирд╛ рдмрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╣реИ рднрд╛рдИ?
00:30:18рддреБрдЭрд╛ рдЧрдбрд╝реЗ рдХреБрдЯрд▓рд╛ рдлреЛрдирд╛ рд╣реИ?
00:30:19рдорд╛рд▓рд╛ рдЧрдбрд╝реЗ.
00:30:21рдЕрд▓рд╛рдУ рдбрд╝реЗ.
00:30:23рдЕрд▓рд╛рдУ.
00:30:25рддреБрдЭрд╛ рдЧрдбрд╝реЗ.
00:30:26Can we have the hamper, please, bhai?
00:30:29Let's go, bhai.
00:30:33And I feel, рдХрд┐ рдЬреЛ рдЖрдк рдпреЗ рдЗрдВрдбрд┐рдпрд╛рд╕ рдЧрдбрд╝реЗ рд▓реЗрддреЗ рд╣рд╛рдпрд╛ рд╣реВ,
00:30:37everybody knows how the whole world is going to be seeing this.
00:30:41So I think the next time we see you, you are going to be a huge star.
00:30:44рд╢рд╛рдпрдж рдЖрдк рдореЗрд░реЗ рд╕рд╛рде, рд╣рдорд╛рд░реЗ рд╕рд╛рде рдлреЛрдЯреЛ рдиреЗ рд▓реЛрдЧреЗ,
00:30:46рдЕрдм рд╣рдо рдпреЗ рдлреЛрди рдкрд░ рдлреЛрдЯреЛ рд▓реЗ рд╕рд╛рде рдореЗрдВ.
00:30:49Yes, let's do that.
00:30:50Let's go!
00:30:51рдЗрд╕реЗ рдХрд╣рддреЗ рд╣реИ, brand integration.
00:30:52рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣рдорд╛рд░реЗ рдЖрдк!
00:30:55рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣рдорд╛рд░реЗ рдЖрдк!
00:30:56рдФрд░ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдФрд░ рдЖрдкреЛрди, рдЖрдкрдХрд╛ рдлреЛрди рд▓реЗ рд▓реЗ?
00:30:59рдЕрд░реЗ рд╡реЛ рдЖрдкреЛрди рд╣реИ, рд╡реЛ рдЫреБрдкрд╛рдУ.
00:31:01рдЪрд▓реЛ, рд╕рдм рд╕рд╛рде рдореЗрдВ рд╕реЗрд▓реНрдлреА рд▓реЗ рд▓реЗ рд▓реЗрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ.
00:31:03Let's go, let's take a selfie.
00:31:06Three, two, one, smile!
00:31:12Make some noise for the next ad, Gajendra Puri!
00:31:19рдореИрдВ рд░рд╛рдЬрд╝рд╕рд╛рди рд╕реЗ рд╣реВрдБ
00:31:20рдФрд░ рдореИрдВ рд░реЗрдХ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реВрдБ,
00:31:22рдмреЙрдордмрдП рдореЗрдВ рдореЗрдВ рд▓рдбрд╝рдХрд┐рдпреЛрдВ рд╕реЗ рдмрд╛рдд рдХрд░ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реВрдБ,
00:31:24рддреЛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдкрддрд╛ рдЪрд▓ рд░рд╣реЗ
00:31:24рдХрд┐ рдореБрдВрдмрдП рдореЗрдВ рдЬрд┐рддреНрддреА рднреА рд▓рдбрд╝рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ,
00:31:27рд╡реЛ рд╕рд╛рд░реА рд╣реА рдЕрдирд┐рдорд▓ рд▓рд╡рд░реНрд╕ рд╣реИрдВ.
00:31:32рдФрд░ рдореИрдВ рднреА рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рдЙрдирдХреЛ рдмрд▓рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ рдХрд┐ рдореИрдВ рднреА рдЕрдирд┐рдорд▓ рд▓рд╡рд░ рд╣реВрдБ, рдореЗрд░реЗ рднреА рдШрд░ рдкреЗ 30 рднреИрд╕реЗ рд╣реИрдВ
00:31:37рд╡реЛ рддреБрд░рдВрдЯ рдореЗрдВ рд╕реЗ рдмрд╛рдд рдХрд░рдирд╛ рдмрдВрдж рдХрд░реЗрдВ, рдХреБрдЫ рд╣рд┐рдкрд╛рдЙрдХреНрд░рд┐рд╕реА рд╣реИ рдореИрдВ рджреЗрдЦ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реВрдБ рд╕рдорд╛рдЬ рдореЗрдВ рдЕрдирд┐рдорд▓ рд▓рд╡ рдХреЛ
00:31:42рд▓реЗрдЧреЗ
00:31:43рдХрд┐ рдЕрдирд┐рдорд▓ рд▓рд╡ рдореЗрдВ рднреА рд╕рдмрдХреЛ рдЕрд╕реНрдереЗрдЯрд┐рдХ рд╡реЗрд▓реНрдпреВ рдЪреАрдП, рд╕рдмрдХреЛ рдХреБрддреНрдд рдФрд░ рдмрд┐рд▓реНрд▓реА рдмрд╛рд▓рдирд╛, рдХреЛрдИ рднреИрд╕ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдкрд╛рд▓рдирд╛ рдЪрд╛рд░рд╛
00:31:50рдЬрдмрдХрд┐ рдЖрдк рджреЗрдЦреЛ, рднреИрд╕ is a much better pet
00:31:53рдХреНрдпреЛрдВрдХрд┐ рдкреИрдЯ рдореЗрдВ рдЖрдк рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдбреВрдВрдЯреЗ, personality
00:31:56рднреИрд╕ рдХреА personality рдкрд┐рд░ рд╕рд╛рдЬ, рдЙрд╕рдХрд╛ personality рд╣реИ рдкреВрд░рд╛
00:32:00рдХреБрддреНрддреЗ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реИ рдкрд░рд╕рдирд╛рд▓рд┐рдЯреА рд╣реИ, рдФрд░ рдХреБрддреНрддреЗ рдХреЛ рдереЛрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╕рдХрд╛ рдирд╛рд░ рджреЛ
00:32:04рдкреВрд░реЗ рджрд┐рди рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рдкреАрдЪреЗ рдЧреБрдорддрд╛ рд░рд╣рддрд╛ рд╣реИ, рднреИрд╕ on the other hand
00:32:08рдХрд┐рддрд╛ рднреА рд╣реЙрдВрдЯ рдмрдЬрд╛ рд▓реЛ рдЖрдк
00:32:12рднреЛрди рд╣реА рд╣рд┐рд▓рддреА рд╣реИ рдмрд╛рдИ, рднреИрд╕ рдПрдЯрд┐рдЯреНрдЯреВрдб рдореЗрдВ рд╣рд╛рдж рд░рд╣рддреА рд╣реИ
00:32:24рдЙрд╕рдХрд╛ рдорди рджреЛрд▓рд┐рдпрд╛, рд╡рд╣ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдмреЛрд▓ рджреЗрдЧреА
00:32:34рдЧрдЬреЗ рдЕрдкреНрд░рд┐рдкреВрд░реА рднрд╛рдИ, рд╡рд╣ рджреЛрд▓рд┐рдЯреА рд╣реИ рднрд╛рдИ, рдпрд╣ рдЧрдЬреЗ рдЕрдВрджреНрд░реЗрдкреВрд░реА рднрд╛рдИ, рдУрд░ рдЧрд╛рдИ, рдЕрдореЗрдЬрд┐рдП рдпрд╣
00:32:43рдХреИрд╕реЗ рд╣реЛ рдЖрдк рд▓реЛрдЧ?
00:32:44рдФрд░ рд╣рдо рд╢реБрд░реВрд░ рдЧрд░реИрдВрдХреЗ, рджреЛ рднреА
00:32:47рдЕрдЬреЗ рдкрд╛рдЬ рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛, рдЗрд╕рдХрд╛ рдпрд╣рдд рд▓рдж рдиреЗ рдпрд╣
00:32:49рдХрд╛ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдХрд╛ рд░рд╛рдЬрд╕реНрддрд╛рди рд╕реЗ рд╣реЛ?
00:32:51рдХрд╣рд╛ рд░рд╛рдЬрд╕реНрддрд╛рди рдореЗрдВ?
00:32:53рдмрд╛рд▓реА
00:32:54рд░рд╢реНрдпрд╛ рдЕрдЬрд╝рд╛рдБ рдПрдХ рдЧреНрд░реВрдм рдПрдХ рд░рд╡рд╛рд▓реА рдирдЯ рд░рд╛рдЦ рдмрд╛рд▓реА рдирдЯ рдмрд╛рд▓реА рдХрд╛ рдмреИрджрд╛рджреВ
00:32:59рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рд░рд┐рдЦрд╛ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рд░реЗрдЦрд╛ рд╣реИ рд▓реЙрдЯрд╛рдБ рд╡рд┐рдорди рдЗрд╕ рдЗрд╕ рд░реЙрдо рд╡рд╛рдЪрд┐рдВрдЧ рдмрд╛рд▓реА рдХрд╛ рд╡рджреВ
00:33:03рд░рд╛рд╡рдЯ рдкрдбрд╝рд╛рдЯ
00:33:05рдЕрдкрд▓реЛрд╡рди рджреЗрдЦрд╛ рд╣реИ рд╡реЛ рд╢реВрдЯрд╛рдБ
00:33:19рдХрд┐ рдЕрдирдиреНрджреА рдиреЗ рдЙрд╕рдХреЛ рд╣рд╛рде рд▓реЗрдпрд╛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:33:21рдФрд░ рдЕрдирдиреНрджреА рдХреЗ рдЪрд▓ рд▓реЗ рд╣реЛрддреЗ рд╣реИ рдкреАрдЬрдЯреНрд╕
00:33:24рддреЛ I saw that episode, рдореИрдВ рдмрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рдерд╛ рддреЛ рдореИрдВ confused рд╣реЛрдЧреЗ
00:33:27рдЕрдирдиреНрджреА рдХреЗ рдкреАрдЬрдЯреНрд╕ рдЪрд▓ рд▓реЗ рддреЛ рджрд╛рджреА рдкреАрдорд╕ рдХреНрдпреЛрдЧрд░рддреА рд╣реИ
00:33:36рдФрд░ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ, I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13
00:33:40Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually
00:33:42Bombay I came to the first time, I didn't have a job
00:33:44but I wanted to like work in business
00:33:48At 13 you started working?
00:33:49Yeah, I'm a marwadi di maa ke na to
00:33:50Clearly some baalega wadu influence
00:33:55But bhai, you were good in salesman?
00:33:57Yeah, I worked in Diwali one month in salesman
00:33:59and I bought a lot of clothes
00:34:02So lankiki, I'll give you one ticket to buy
00:34:09I'll give you one ticket
00:34:10Avatar ka protein bar although you don't need to sell it
00:34:12It's amazing already
00:34:14But let's say you had to sell it
00:34:15Who are you selling it?
00:34:16Who is selling it?
00:34:18Surwari ji
00:34:33Surwari ji
00:34:33You have to get 10 gram protein
00:34:35But
00:34:36You have to buy it
00:34:37Please
00:34:38Why?
00:34:39Because I'll give you free
00:34:41Why free?
00:34:42How will your advantage be?
00:34:43No, my advantage is that if I talk about it
00:34:46Then the brand deal will be
00:34:48So I'll cut off the show
00:34:56If I talk about it
00:34:57So aap kya iye le lo
00:34:58So a pessoal photo oppi
00:35:00with it
00:35:00And if I say
00:35:01that with with some brand
00:35:03then it will cut?
00:35:05Then it will cut me
00:35:06Then it will cut me
00:35:13But very well
00:35:15it's good
00:35:15because you did
00:35:16Munjaya film
00:35:17рдХрд┐ рдЬреА Billy?
00:35:17рдХрд┐ рдЕрдмрд╕реЗ рдкреНрд░ ╤Е╨╛╤В╨╕╤В╨╡
00:35:18рдкрд┐рд░реНрдЯ рд╕рдВ ensuring
00:35:19рдХрд┐ рдЕрдХ рдЖрд╡рд▓реЗ рдПрдХ рдкреНрд░реЛрдмрдиреЗ рд╡рд╣ рдЭрд╛рдп рд╡рд╣ рдХреЛ
00:35:37рдФрд░ рджреВрд▓реЗ рдирд╣реАрдВрдб common
00:36:07рд╢рд░реНрд╡рд░реА рдЬреА рдиреЗ рджрд┐рдпреЗ рд╣реИрдВ 10 on 10.
00:36:129.
00:36:149 by Ashish Sulanki.
00:36:169.
00:36:179 by Dave Shappell.
00:36:22So that makes your average 9.5.
00:36:359 on 10.
00:36:37рдЖрдП рд╢рд░реНрд╡рд░реА 10 рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдпрд╛рд░.
00:36:39рдЕрдЪреНрдпрд╛ рдЗрд╕ рддрд╛рд░реА рдЬрд╝рддреА рд╣реИ.
00:36:42рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬ рдЖрдк рдмрд░реВрдЯреАрди рд▓рд┐рдП.
00:36:47рд╡рд╛рдкрд╕ рдореЗрд╢ рджрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ.
00:36:51рд╢рд░реНрд╡рд░реА рдпрд╛рд░.
00:36:52рдореБрдЭрд┐рдпрд╛ рдЧрд▓рдд рджреЗрдЦ рд▓реА рднрд╛рдИ.
00:36:55рдореБрдЭрд┐рдпрд╛ рдХрд╛ рднреВрдд рдЕрднреА рддрдЦ рдореЗрд░реЗ рд╕рд░реА рдкрд░ рдордВрдЯрд╛ рдЧрд╛рд▓рд╛.
00:36:58рдЕрдЬрдп рд╕реЗрдХреНрдЧреЗ рдЯреЛрдмрд╛рд░ рдирдЧрд╕рд╛рдиреБрдЖ
00:36:59рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЕрдкрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ рдЖ
00:37:10рдЖ рдЖ
00:37:23All right, all right
00:37:27Namaste, India
00:37:28It's nice to meet you guys
00:37:30I know you're Samae Rhino
00:37:34Alayabat
00:37:36Sharabi, whatever it is
00:37:48He's not lanky at all, he's weak
00:37:50And Bulraj Gay
00:37:56Disgusting name, disgusting
00:37:59We have CIA, he's CIA
00:38:04I'm here in India to give out
00:38:07My real reason to be here is to give out these
00:38:10Free H1B Weezer, see you people
00:38:14So if I like your questions
00:38:15I'm going to give you a free H1B Weezer
00:38:19And uh
00:38:21What else do you want from me?
00:38:24Oil
00:38:27You want oil?
00:38:29Come to the island, my friend
00:38:31There's a lot of oil
00:38:44Is it time or what the hell?
00:38:45Time's up
00:38:46I'm done
00:38:47All right, that's all Trump
00:38:52So Dolan Trump
00:38:56How did you
00:39:03You already have a mic
00:39:05You gave it to me, I don't know what to say
00:39:08There's so much unemployment in this country
00:39:10Three people
00:39:13You're always taking from the minorities
00:39:17Well who else to take it from?
00:39:19Well who else to take it from?
00:39:21Can't take it from the rich guys, they're my friends, I don't know
00:39:30So uh Trump, why you uh, why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing
00:39:38people?
00:39:38Uh, firstly, if you don't know English, it's all right, don't be so scared
00:39:52So scared, so scared, disgusting
00:39:56But uh, I didn't start the words, we were playing counter-strike with my friends
00:40:00And the other team was Iran, I told them to bomb Iran, they fucking bombed Iran, what do I do?
00:40:17I'm just glad, uh, you don't have that other guy, what's his, the actual Ranbir Barbadia
00:40:26He creeps me out, we banned him from the island, not your Ranbir, he's a nice guy, he's classy
00:40:38That creepy Barbadia or whatever his name is disgusting, disgusting
00:40:42Ahem
00:40:46Don't answer, what brings you to India?
00:40:48I tell you, I'm gonna give out these two H1 babies just for free
00:40:52Because I know a lot of you are upset, a lot of you wanna go to the US away
00:40:56And I'm gonna make that happen for you
00:41:00Um, um
00:41:06Somebody give her a script on the director
00:41:29Oh my god
00:41:33Uh, so my bhai, uh, I'm done
00:41:36So good
00:41:38That's what she said
00:41:41She also said Putin
00:41:48Oh my god
00:41:55Oof
00:41:57Oh
00:41:58Dolan, uh, Donald
00:42:00No, it's alright, a lot of Indians call me Dolan, it's true
00:42:04I like it, I like it
00:42:07Shaluri
00:42:07Shaluri
00:42:08Please speak to Mr. Trump
00:42:09Hello
00:42:11Um
00:42:12I didn't understand this
00:42:14No, I'm alone
00:42:18I speak about Hindi
00:42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
00:42:23Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
00:42:24Yeah, actually let's converse in Hindi
00:42:26How about that?
00:42:28Alright, uh, a lot of people in the songs
00:42:30Songs
00:42:30Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
00:42:33All right, this one goes out to my gay friend, Bottle Rudge Gay.
00:42:39I've heard a lot of these Barat, Barat, not Barak, he's a fake guy.
00:42:45Barat, the Baratis.
00:42:47Yeah, yeah, they dance a lot in New York City and they have this favorite song.
00:42:52I'm going to sing that for you, my friend.
00:42:54Not in any other way.
00:42:56No, no, no, I don't want it.
00:42:57Yeah, good.
00:42:58He's a fake gentleman, fake gentleman.
00:43:01The song is...
00:43:14And my favorite part, oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:43:21Oh, ho, ho.
00:43:24Stop calling someone like that.
00:43:29Okay, don't show...
00:43:30I don't like it when women get empowered.
00:43:37Disgusting.
00:43:39Disgusting.
00:43:40Why are you throwing a brand?
00:43:49Donald Trump, who's your favorite world leader?
00:43:54Me.
00:43:56Why does there have to be anybody?
00:43:58Is this me?
00:43:59It's all about me?
00:44:00Thank you.
00:44:00I'm the best asshole you'll ever see.
00:44:03Anywhere.
00:44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
00:44:12My God.
00:44:14My God.
00:44:17He's too good.
00:44:31You've written, I'm a protein pagloo.
00:44:34And love alternate sources of protein like bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg wala kek.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:40Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?
00:44:44Protein is important for muscle growth.
00:44:47Brother, Donald, Donald, help a brother out.
00:44:50Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
00:44:53It looks delicious.
00:44:54I can't wait to get my hands on it.
00:44:56And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.
00:44:59It's called Avatar.
00:45:00Avatar, like the blue guys, yeah.
00:45:04Wait, Avatar.
00:45:05Why don't you try it?
00:45:06Should we make you try this?
00:45:08I don't know if you like it, because it has no oil.
00:45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth, I don't know.
00:45:23Now we know who the real gay is.
00:45:31Is the camera on?
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:33It's tasty.
00:45:35It's amazing, yeah.
00:45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again and make, uh...
00:45:51All right, I like this guy here.
00:45:53I'm still gonna give you a visa.
00:45:54Okay, two of you.
00:45:55Yeah, please.
00:45:56Yeah.
00:45:57Sameh Rhino.
00:45:59This one's for you.
00:46:01Thank you.
00:46:01It's his H-1B visa.
00:46:02I do boot to Bengalulu.
00:46:06One-way visa.
00:46:09For push-puck travel non-AC bus.
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:15You're welcome.
00:46:17How long, uh, Trump, until this war continues?
00:46:20I thought you stopped at how long?
00:46:26Um...
00:46:26Hold on.
00:46:28I don't know, man.
00:46:30I have no idea.
00:46:31I just tell them.
00:46:32Like I said, we were playing Counter-Strike and then they...
00:46:35Sorry, sorry.
00:46:36We've got another question.
00:46:37I'm just curious.
00:46:38And this has nothing to do with politics, of course.
00:46:41All right.
00:46:41Uh...
00:46:42Are you bald?
00:46:43How dare you say that?
00:46:45This is my real hair.
00:46:47I'm gonna show it to you.
00:46:49Take it out.
00:46:50It's my real hair, man.
00:46:59Wow.
00:47:00Do I get it back?
00:47:01It's all real.
00:47:02Thank you.
00:47:02Thank you.
00:47:03Beautiful.
00:47:04So beautiful.
00:47:05Suddenly we have Vin Diesel under this gap.
00:47:10Sorry, Jason's tattum.
00:47:12Thank you.
00:47:13Vin Ethanol.
00:47:16Thank you for cracking joke.
00:47:19Nice.
00:47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary, man.
00:47:24All right.
00:47:30It's too good.
00:47:31It's too good.
00:47:32I'm gonna need somebody to help to pull this back on.
00:47:35G.I.A.
00:47:46Thank you.
00:47:46рдкреНрдЯреЗрдореЗ рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рдХреЗ рдЕрд╡рд╛рдБ рджреВрд▓реНрдорд╛рдВрдЧ, рдиреЗ рдереЗ рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рдХреБрдЫрд╛рдБ рдЧреВрдВ рдХреЗ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛рд░реАрдпред
00:47:59рд▓рд┐рдП рдХреБрдЫ рдкреНрд░рд╖реНрдЯреНрдХреБрд░реНрдпрд╖ рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рдХрд┐ рд▓рд┐рдП рдпреВрд░ рдерд┐рд╡рд╛рдБ рд╣ред
00:48:05рдХрд┐ рдЫреЗрдбрд┐рд╡ рдмрд╛рдг рдереЗ рдЦреБрдЫ рдФрд░ рджреВрд▓реНрд╣рд╕рдд рд░реЛрдЧ рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ, рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рд╣ред
00:48:09рдореИрдВ рд▓рд┐рдП рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рдкрд╛рдбрд┐рдпрд╛ред
00:48:16рдПрдЯреА рдпрд╛рдПрдБ
00:48:18рдЖрдБрдЪреА рд╣рд╛рдБ
00:48:18рдФрд░ рдЖрдЯреАрднреА
00:48:18рдСрдбрд╝рд┐рдпрдо рдЗрдП рд▓реЗрдЦрд╝рдиреА
00:48:20рдСрдбрд╝рд┐рдпрдо рдЗрд╕рдХреЛ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рддреЛ рдорд┐рд▓рд╛рдж рдорд╣реА рдП рдирд╛
00:48:22рдЖрдЯреАрдЫ рдиреЗрдПрд╡реАрдб
00:48:24Zholga Talia for Donald Trump
00:48:26What a fucking guy
00:48:27What a guy
00:48:29I have no words for this guy
00:48:32It's time to score
00:48:33Donald Trump
00:48:34Barraj рднрд╛рдИ
00:48:36Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me
00:48:38100 %
00:48:39You're to good
00:48:40100% 10 on 10
00:48:41Thank You
00:48:43рдХ╤Иф╗К whereas nine point five what okay
00:48:50was actually feeling like intimidated and like house face palming and getting
00:48:56really awkward interest so like that's the women around me it's all right
00:49:03no that means you like you did a fabulous job confidentiality and of course
00:49:09рдЕрдм рдЕрдЬрд┐рдП рдЖрдЫрд╛рдиреЗ 10 рдУрд░ 10 рдЕрдИ рдФрд░ рд▓реЛ рд╕рдХреНрддрд╛реМрди рдХреНрдпреЛрдВрдХреЗ рдЕрд▓реНрдпрд╛ рд▓реБрдЧреНрдкреВрд░рд╛рдЗрдЬ рд╡реНрдХреНрддрд┐ рдЕрд░ рдЬреЛ рд╣реИрдВ рдкрд┐рд░ рджрд┐рди рднреАрд╕рд▓ред
00:49:22рдФрд░ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВрдХреЗ рдХреЗ рдПрдВрдЯ рдЗрдВрдбрд╛рдиреЗ рдХреА рд╡рд┐рдП рдЗрд╕реЗ рдкреНрд░рд╡рд╛рдЗрдЬ рд╣реИрдВ рдЕрд░реНрд╡рд╛рдЗрдЬ рдЕрд░реЗ рдЦрд┐рд╡рд╛ рдЬрд┐рд▓ рдЕрдВрдЯ рдореЗрд░ рдХрд╛рдИ рдЯреВ рдФрд░реВ
00:49:25рд╡рд┐рдЫ рдЬрд┐рд╕ рдлреЛрдЯреВ рдФрд░реВ
00:49:46рдПрдХ рд▓рд┐рдП рдЯреЗрдЧрд┐рдиред
00:49:54рдкреНрд░реЗрдЦрдиреЗ рдкрд┐рдПред
00:49:56рдкреНрд░рд┐рдЦреЛрдП рдкреНрд░реВрдоред
00:49:58рднреА рд╡рд┐рдП рджреЛ рд╡рд╛рдХрд┐рдлреЛрдЧрд░рд┐ рдЪреМрд░ рдЯреА рдХрд░ рджреВрдЦрдП рдкрд┐рдПред
00:49:59рдпрд╛ рдЬреЛ рдЧрд┐рдПред
00:49:59рдкреНрд░рд┐рдЦреЛрдЧрд░рд┐рд╖реНрдб рдкреНрд░реВрдоред
00:49:59рдЧрд┐рдПред
00:50:02рдмрд┐рд▓реА рд╢рд╛рдп
00:50:03рдмрд┐рд▓реА рдЪреВрд░рд╛рдИ
00:50:04рдкрд┐рд░реНрдЦрд▓ рдХрд░реЗрдВрдж рдмреАрдЯреАрдлреАред
00:50:08рдкрд┐рд░ рд▓реВрдд
00:50:09I mean I can see that thank you
00:50:13Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy just I mean just whatever wear it if you want don't wear it
00:50:17But it's for my upcoming movie. All right, that's nice born
00:50:25It says born
00:50:29Alpha, but what if you have a beta
00:50:34So nice so funny oh my god
00:50:40Fucking noise
00:50:55So before you go we have a gift for you, you know you can take any of these phones
00:51:00They are all AI plus phones are they made in China?
00:51:05Thank you in fact they're actually made in India
00:51:07Yeah, all right, I'm gonna put some tariffs on them
00:51:12Wow
00:51:13Wow
00:51:14Wow
00:51:17Do you have two big brothers?
00:51:19No
00:51:20No
00:51:20One
00:51:21Little brothers
00:51:23Do you fight with them?
00:51:25No, they fight
00:51:26Do you fight with them?
00:51:28You don't fight with them
00:51:28You don't fight with them all
00:51:30You don't fight with them all
00:51:30Who do you do?
00:51:32But you do something in internship or something?
00:51:34No
00:51:35I can answer for them
00:51:40Why all of them have won?
00:51:42No
00:51:44No
00:51:45No
00:51:45I can't do this
00:51:46I can't do this
00:51:48I can't stop any of them
00:51:50It's not good
00:51:52I can't do that
00:51:54I can't do that
00:51:57No
00:51:59I can't get it
00:52:00Are there any Thailand?
00:52:02No
00:52:03No
00:52:03Not
00:52:05рдирд╣реАрдВ рддреЛ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рдорд┐рди рдЖрдк рдЬрд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рдХрд┐рдпреЛ рдпрд╛рд░ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛рде рддреЛ рдЖрдк рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдХрд╣рдирд╛ рдЪрд╛рд╣реЛрдВрдЧреЗ рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рдмрд┐рджреНрдо
00:52:16рдЙрдЪ рдирд╣реАрдВ рднрд╛рдИ рдпрд╣ рдЪрд▓рддреА рдПрдк рдЯреА рд░реЗрдЬ рдмреЗрдЯ рд╣реИ рд╡рд╛рдИ рднреАрдЪрд▓реЛрдЧреЛрдЧрд╛ рдЕ
00:52:23рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдирдмрд▓рдб рдкреНрд░реЗрд╢редрд░ рдмрдврд╝ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ рдпрд╛рд░ рдмреИрдкреА рдХреЗ рджрд╛рд╡рд╛ рд▓реЗ-рд▓реЛ
00:52:27рдирд╣реАрдВ рдмрд╛рд╡реА рдирд╣реАрдВ!
00:52:42рдЖрдк рдпреЗ рдорд╛рдирддреЗ рд╣реЛ?
00:52:43рд╣рд╛рдВ
00:52:44рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рдЗрд╕рд╕реЗ..
00:52:45рд╣рд╛рдВ рдмреЛрд▓рд╛рдБ!
00:52:50рд╡реЛ, рд╡реЛ, рд╡реЛ
00:52:52рд╡рд╛рд╡, рд╡реЛрд╡
00:52:53рд╡рд╛рд╡, рд╡рд┐рджрд╛ рд░реБрд╖рддреА рд╣реАрд░, рд╣рд╛рдВ
00:52:55рднрд╛рдЗрд╕реЗ рд╣рд╛рдВ рдмреБрд▓рд╡рд╛рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдмрд╛рд╣реЗ рдмрд╛рд╣реЗ рдЗрд╕реБрдЯ
00:52:57рдЖрдкрдХреЛ Instagram рд╣реИ?
00:52:59рд╣рд╛рдБ
00:53:02рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдПрдХ рдЦреЛрд╢рд┐рд╢ рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ
00:53:03рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдореБрдЭреАрд╣ рджреЗрдЦреА рд╣реИ?
00:53:05рдирдИ
00:53:09рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдЖрдк рдореБрдЭреАрд╣ рджреЗрдЦреЛрдЧреЗ?
00:53:11рдирдИ
00:53:13рдпрд╛ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рд╕рдордп рд░рд╣рдирд╛ рдФрд░ рдЖрд╢рд┐рд╢ рдХреНрдпреВрдЯ рд▓рдЧрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ?
00:53:16рдирдИ
00:53:18рдпреЗ рддреЛ рдЕрдо рдЬреАрдд рдЧрдП
00:53:22рдЖрдк
00:53:23рдЖрдк Instagram рд╕реЗ рдлреЛрдЯреЛрдЬ рджрд╛рд▓рддреЗ рд╣реВрдБ?
00:53:26Instagrams
00:53:26рдкреЛрдЯреЛрдЬ рджрд╛рд▓рддреЗ рд╣реВрдБ?
00:53:28рдкреЛрдЯреЛрдЬ рджрд╛рд▓рддреЗ рд╣реВрдБ?
00:53:29рдлреЛрдЯреЛ рдирдИ, рд╡реАрдбреЛ рджрд╛рд▓рддреЗ рд╣реВрдБ
00:53:30рдирдИ
00:53:31рдирдИ
00:53:33рдмрдбрд╝реЗ рдЖрдИ, рд╣рд┐рд░реЛрдИ рдиреЛ рддреЛ рд╣рд╛рдБ рдмреЛрд▓реЗрдЧреА
00:53:39рдЙрд╕рдХреЛ рдЧреЛрдИ рдирд╛ рд╕рдХрддрд╛
00:53:41рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рд▓рд╛рд╕реНрдЯ рдХреИрдкреНрд╢рди рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдерд╛?
00:53:44рдиреЛ рдореЗрдВрд╕ рдиреЛ
00:53:52рд╕рдорд┐рдХреНрд╖рд╛рджреАрди, I am just having fun with you
00:53:54I hope рдЖрдкрдХреЛ
00:53:55рдмреБрд░рд╛ рджреБрди рд▓рдЧрд╛ рдирд╛?
00:53:56рдирд╛рдИ, рдмреБрд░рд╛ рджреБрди рд▓рдЧрд╛
00:53:58рдирд╛рдИ
00:53:58рдирд╛рдИ рд▓рдЧрд╛
00:54:00рднрд╛рдИ, рднрд╛рдИ, рднрд╛рдИ, рднрд╛рдИ
00:54:015 interesting and fun things about you
00:54:03You have to explain
00:54:05Number 1, рд╢рд╛рд░реБрдХ рдЦрд╛рди рдХреА рд╣рд╛рддреЛрдВ рдореЗрдВ рд╕реБрд╕реВ рдХрд░ рджреА рдереА
00:54:10How old were you?
00:54:11рдПрдХрд╛
00:54:12рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛, рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдкреВрдЪреА рд╣реА рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛, рдареАрдХ рд╣реИ
00:54:15рддреЛ рдбрд╛рдж, рдЬреЛ рдлрд╛рджрд░ рд╕рд╛рдм рд╣реИ рдореЗрд░реЗ рд╣реИ
00:54:16рд╡реЛ рдлреНрд▓рд┐рдореЗрдбрд╢реА рдореЗрдВ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рд╕реЗ рдХрд╛рдо рдХрд░рддреЗ рдереЗ
00:54:18рдореБрдЭреЗ рд╣рд╛рде рдореЗрдВ рдкрдЧрдбрд╝реА рдФрд░ рджрд╛рдиреНрд╕ рдХрд░рд╛ рдерд╛
00:54:20рдФрд░ рдЙрд╕рдХреЗ рдмрд╛рдж рдлрд┐рд░ рдЬрдм рд╢рд╛рд░реБрдХ рд╕рд░ рдиреЗ рд╣рд╛рде рдореЗрдВ рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛ рддреЛ
00:54:41рд▓рдбрд╝рдХрд┐рдпреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рд╕рдмрд╕реЗ рдЖрджрд╛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдкрд╕рди рджрд╛рддрд╛ рдПрдХ рд▓рдбрд╝рдХреЗ рдореЗрдВ?
00:54:44рдРрд╕рд╛
00:54:47рдХрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рдмреБрд▓рд╛ рдпреЗ?
00:54:48рдЧрд░реАрдм рдЖрдж рдореЗрдиреЗ рдХрд┐рд╕реА
00:54:57рдкрд╕реНрдпреВрд░реБрдБ, рдЦрд╢реА рдореЗрдВ?
00:54:58рдУрдбрд╝ рдереА рдереАрдЬреА
00:54:58рдИреНрд░реБрдбрд╝ рдЧрд░реНрдЯ'TреВ рд╡рд╛рде рд┤рд┐рдбрд╝ рдЯрд┐рдорд╛рд░ рдХреЛ рд╕рдмрд╕реНрддреНрд░ рдХрд░реЗрдВ
00:55:01рдкрд╛рд░ рдкреНрд░рдирд╛рд▓
00:55:03I have a hit, one is to hit you.
00:55:08And second is to never get hit on by you.
00:55:18Wow.
00:55:20рд╡рд╛рдИ рд╢рд░реНрд╡рд╛рд░реА рдХреА рдкрд╣рд▓реА рд╡рд╛рдИрд▓ рд░реЗрд▓?
00:55:27Wow.
00:55:28Oh man.
00:55:31Alia, as a person who has achieved everything, let me tell you this.
00:55:38No no, please tell me.
00:55:40I have to know.
00:55:41As a person who has achieved so many things, what do you look forward to in life?
00:55:49Genuine svaal, ayar.
00:55:50End of the show.
00:55:53You should do that.
00:55:54рдореБрдЭреЗ рдХрд░ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рд╣реИ
00:56:50рддреЛ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдорд╣рд▓реЗ рдореЗрдВ рдпрд╣ рдЗрд░рд╛рдм рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдФрд░ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдХрд╛ рд╕рд╛рде рдореЗрдВ
00:56:53рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреА рдореЗрдВ рдЬрд╣рд╛рдВ рдкрд░ рдмреИрдарддрд╛ рд╣реВрдВ рдкрд╛рди рдХреА рддрдкрд░реА рдореЗрдВ рд╡рд╣рд╛рдВ рд╕рд╛рд░реЗ рдпрдВрдЧ рд▓реЛрдВрдбреЗ рдЖрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рддреЛ рдЙрд╕реЗ рдХрд░реЗрдЯ рдмреЗрдЯ
00:56:59рдкреАрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдЧрд╛рдЬрд╛ рд╡рд╛рдЬрд╛ рдлреБрдХрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ
00:57:01рдФрд░ рдпрд╣ рднреА рдорд╣рд╛рдВ рд╕реЗрдЧреНрд░реЗрдЯ рдкреАрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рд╕рд░ рддреЛ рд╡рд╣реАрдВ рджреЛрд╕реНрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ
00:57:04рднрд╛рдИ рд╡рд╣ рдмрддрд╛рдирд╛ рднреА рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╢рд╛рддрд╛ рдерд╛ рдпрд╣ рдмрд╛рдж рдЙрд╕рдХреЗ рдШрд░рд╡рд╛рд▓реЗ рджреЗрдЦреЗрдВрдЧреЗ рднрд╛рдИ рдЖрдо рд╢рд░реНрдорд╛ рдХрд┐рдпреЛ рдЖрдкрдиреЗ рдЕрдкрдирд╛ рд░рд╛рдк рд╕реБрдирд╛
00:57:15рдЬрд░реНрдорд╛ рдХреЗрд╖рдг рдпрд╣ рдмрд╛рдж рдЗрд╕рд▓рд┐рдП рд░рдЦреЗрдВрдЧреНрдж mutta рдкрд░рд╣ 92 рдкрд╛рд╕рдиреЗ рдорд▓рдп рдЕрдВ
00:57:19рдЕрдВя┐╜ mortal рдбреЛ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдкреАрди рд╕рд┐рд░реНрдг рдорд╛рдИ рдХреА рдХреЛ рдкреВрдкреА рдереЗ рд╕реНрд▓рд┐рдпрд╛ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рдЕрдкрдХреЛрдИ рд╕реЗ 967
00:57:27рдХрд┐рдЦ рдПрдВрде рдПрдВрдж рдореИрдВ рдпрдж рдХрд╛ рдпрд╣ рдХрд┐ рдПрдл рдХреЙрд░ рдСрдбрд╝реНрдпрд╛рдВ рд╣реИ
00:57:57рдЕрдЪреНрдЫрд╛ рд╣реИ рдереИрдВрдХреНрдпреВ рдореБрджреНрдзреА рдорд╕реНрдд рд╣реИ рдереИрдВрдХреНрдпреВ рдПрдХ рдирдВрдмрд░ рдереИрдВрдХреНрдпреВ рдореБрджреНрдзреА рдЪрд▓ рдмрдврдЯрд╛рдП рдЕрднреА рдПрджреБрд░реЛрдВ рд╕реЗрдо рдорд╣рд▓реЗ рдореЗрдВ рдЧрд╛рдВрдЪрд╛ рднреБрдЧреЗрдВрдЧреЗ
00:58:16рдЖрдИ рдерд┐рдХ рд╣рдореЗрдВ рдПрдХ рднрд╛рдИ рд╕рдм рд╕рд╛рде рдореЗрдВ рдбрд╛рдВрд╕ рдХрд░рдирд╛ рдЪрд╛рд╣рд┐рдП
00:58:23рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬ
00:58:23рд╣рдо рд╕рдм рдХреЛ
00:58:25рдпрд╣ рдХреЛ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЖрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЪрд▓реЛ рдирд╛
00:58:27рд▓реБрдХреНрдд
00:58:29рдХреЛрдИ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХрд╛рдирд╛ рдордЬрд╛ рджреЛ
00:58:30рдХреЛрдИ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХрд╛рдирд╛ рдордЬрд╛ рджреЛ
00:58:56рдкрд╛рд▓рдм рд╣реИ
00:59:07рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓
00:59:35рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓
00:59:58рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓
01:00:06рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓
01:00:22рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓
01:00:31рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓
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