00:00Tennis, elegance, aesthetic perfection, she needs our protection.
00:06An epidemic is sweeping across our once great nation and its name is...
00:13Pickleball, bitch.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Here's your pickleball.
00:18Here's the garbage.
00:20This is a tennis club, lady.
00:22Get your pickleball ass out of here.
00:24My name is Dusty Boyd.
00:27You're crushing these old people, Dusty.
00:30But most people know me as the hammer.
00:33How come you work for your dad teaching a nine-year-old?
00:36He's the guy that almost beat Andy Rodden.
00:42My wrist!
00:43Walk it off!
00:44Come on, come on!
00:46Maybe you could, I don't know, hook me up with something for the pain.
00:49Take it easy to this, okay?
00:50Come on, come on!
00:51You wrote a prescription for pickleball?
00:53You didn't actually bring it to the pharmacy, did you?
00:56Oh, of course not. I'm not an idiot.
01:00I know pickleball is sort of dorky, but it's the fastest road back to tennis for you.
01:05Come on in here! Let's bang one out!
01:09You know we serve underhand.
01:11What's that?
01:12Underhand.
01:13Oh, I know, obviously.
01:15Bang!
01:16Ah!
01:17Just take the temperature down.
01:19Don't have to hit it that hard.
01:22Dink!
01:22Come on!
01:23You want a rematch?
01:24Yes, I'd like that opportunity.
01:27You could be a great pickleballer.
01:30That was fun!
01:32It's such a good fight, pressure!
01:33This is about a lot more than just pickleball.
01:35It's about the decline of humanity itself.
01:38What can we even do?
01:39We can duel.
01:39Like with guns?
01:41Sadly, no.
01:42We settle in on the court.
01:47Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
01:51I'm okay.
01:56Oh, I get it now.
01:57It's like tennis, but easy.
01:58You're getting ready to lose.
02:00Yeah, you little slut.
02:02I can't believe that this is happening.
02:06All of Roddick's professional achievements are all actually dusties.
02:10I'm struggling to connect those dots.
02:12Maybe you need to go to dot connecting lessons.
02:16Nice part.
02:16You're welcome.
