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00:00:17You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:00:21You were serious about that?
00:00:22Yes.
00:00:23I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:00:33Pack first, booty call, later.
00:00:37No.
00:00:40Karma.
00:00:44You're taking this stuff with you?
00:00:46The Waterboy uniform?
00:00:47No, thank you.
00:00:48But I would like your football jersey.
00:00:52Come on, give it.
00:00:54Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:00:59I know, but this one is always going to be special to me.
00:01:10Dad?
00:01:11Son, check MSC.
00:01:13You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:01:21Oh, my God.
00:01:23Dad, you're the number one picker in the NFL.
00:01:26My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:01:29We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning.
00:01:34Woo!
00:01:35Congratulations, son.
00:01:37Okay.
00:01:37Woo!
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:01:42Come to California with me.
00:01:44I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:01:47I...
00:01:48Hey, we knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:01:52We can make it work.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:57My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but Caden's my first love.
00:02:02The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:02:04Can I take this next step without him?
00:02:07You did it.
00:02:08You did it.
00:02:09You did it.
00:02:09You did it.
00:02:10Nice.
00:02:15I know.
00:02:16It's the kid.
00:02:17It's the story ready.
00:02:18It's the story ready.
00:02:20Aw, great.
00:02:21Aw, great.
00:02:22You were so great.
00:02:24Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:26Everyone, don't sign yet.
00:02:28I want to get this on video.
00:02:30The moment my son, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:02:37Caden, come here.
00:02:39I need you here for this.
00:02:40Oh, jeez.
00:02:41Come on, son.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:44Come on.
00:02:46Okay.
00:02:56I'm turning down the NFL.
00:03:03Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:03:07Why would you give that up?
00:03:09Come on, Dad.
00:03:10The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:03:12It's across the country from Ivy.
00:03:14From Caden.
00:03:16Don't try to change my mind.
00:03:18I know.
00:03:18I know what I'm doing.
00:03:20You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:03:23Some boy.
00:03:24Mom!
00:03:25Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:03:27Son, we gotta wait to think about this.
00:03:28Really?
00:03:29Come on.
00:03:29Son, really?
00:03:30Come on.
00:03:31Just long distance, right?
00:03:32We can fly him out.
00:03:34It's fine.
00:03:34You are so stupid right now.
00:03:36Oh, my God.
00:03:37Enough!
00:03:38Okay?
00:03:39No one's gonna change my mind.
00:03:40Caden is more important than me.
00:03:42Son.
00:03:43Son!
00:03:45Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:03:48First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:03:53I didn't turn him gay.
00:03:54You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:03:57Break up with him.
00:03:59I would never do that.
00:04:00I love him.
00:04:01Oh, you love him.
00:04:02He is giving up his future for you.
00:04:05Tell me, Caden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:04:09I will talk to Donovan.
00:04:11I will make him understand that we can still be together, even if he doesn't.
00:04:16Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:04:18If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:04:23However, this is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:04:28Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:35California and he never looks back.
00:04:37That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:04:42Otherwise, he will wake up one day, and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:04:50And he will hate you for it.
00:05:12I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:05:15If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:05:22Okay, Caden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform like all colors.
00:05:29Will you marry me?
00:05:32Caden, marry me.
00:05:35You know you want to.
00:05:40Why am I nervous?
00:05:43No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:05:49Looking good, Waterboy.
00:05:54I want to break up.
00:06:02Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious for a second.
00:06:05I am serious.
00:06:07I want a fresh start.
00:06:10New school, new pool of men.
00:06:14What do you mean?
00:06:15We talked about it.
00:06:16You were just a high school experiment.
00:06:18It's over now, it's time to move on.
00:06:21I don't believe you.
00:06:24Caden, come on.
00:06:26If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
00:06:29We can't break up.
00:06:32And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:06:36And he will hate you for it.
00:06:39I found someone better.
00:06:42We gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:06:46I don't fucking believe this.
00:06:48Believe what you want, it's over.
00:06:59Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine.
00:07:03But you're my best friend.
00:07:08I can't lose that.
00:07:11Bottom line is, I've been here for a while and I'm impatient, compliant.
00:07:16Think it's worth the wait to just try this.
00:07:19Cause I like you, what do you do?
00:07:21You don't seem to see the good I do.
00:07:24I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:07:25You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:07:31Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:07:36Say that again.
00:07:38I dare you.
00:07:44I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:07:51Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:06I think he bought it.
00:08:07Honestly, I didn't think I could pull it off.
00:08:09How do you think I did?
00:08:13Hey.
00:08:14Hey, Caden.
00:08:16You don't have to do this.
00:08:19I do, I do have to do this.
00:08:21I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:08:27That's not up to you.
00:08:29That's up to him.
00:08:32He'll understand eventually.
00:08:34You'll see.
00:08:38Please, can I talk about this?
00:08:39Please.
00:09:00Dad?
00:09:03Uh, tell him I changed my mind.
00:09:07I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:09:18You think I'm disposable?
00:09:20Just wait, Caden.
00:09:22I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:09:33Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:09:35How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:09:38All ideas welcome.
00:09:39A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:09:41Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:09:44Throw parties with influencers.
00:09:45Could make us look really cool.
00:09:47We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:09:50Did I tell you to sit?
00:09:52Clean this shit up.
00:09:53Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:09:56I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:57What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:10:00You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:10:03I didn't want you here.
00:10:04If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:10:06If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:10:09Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:10:13Don't get guys left that?
00:10:17Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:10:19Here, watch this press conference.
00:10:21We'll discuss after.
00:10:23Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:10:25This has no sugar in it.
00:10:26And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:10:30Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
00:10:37single year since you joined the NFL.
00:10:39What motivates you?
00:10:41Easy.
00:10:42My first love from high school.
00:10:48Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:10:51Not since our breakup.
00:10:53But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:59How romantic.
00:11:00The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:11:05That love inspired me, once, until I got dumped for another guy, then hate became the bigger
00:11:13motivator.
00:11:14There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:11:18Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:11:21I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:11:23But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:11:26Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:11:30Come on.
00:11:32I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:11:36I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:11:40Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:11:43She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:11:48Is it Maple whatever?
00:11:50Maple Hills.
00:11:52There are 800 students.
00:11:55You know the enrollment?
00:11:58You went there?
00:12:00Oh my god.
00:12:03You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:12:09Oh.
00:12:10Oh my god.
00:12:12You see his face?
00:12:14I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug-banged by the star QB.
00:12:19Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:12:23Yes.
00:12:24We crossed paths.
00:12:38I've never kissed a guy before.
00:12:42Am I doing it right?
00:12:46Donovan did know me.
00:12:47Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:12:49Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:12:52Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:12:57Oh my god.
00:12:58This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:13:03Try cleaning.
00:13:04Now.
00:13:05We told him.
00:13:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:08We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:13:11Everybody, dress for success.
00:13:13I need you on your A-game.
00:13:14We need to sign this guy.
00:13:17Who is it?
00:13:20Donovan Miller.
00:13:21Oh ho!
00:13:24Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:27Ha!
00:13:28Ha!
00:13:28Ha!
00:13:29Ha!
00:13:29Ha!
00:13:30Ha!
00:13:35Sorry for teasing you.
00:13:36We just like to rip the newbies.
00:13:38We cool?
00:13:41Ha!
00:13:42Ha!
00:13:42Ha!
00:13:42Ha!
00:13:44Oh, heads up.
00:13:45Tomorrow is theme day.
00:13:47If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:13:51I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:13:54Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:14:09Hey.
00:14:11What you doing?
00:14:13Staring at your hot, sexy, quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:14:16I was looking something up for my internship.
00:14:20Right.
00:14:21And I'm wearing all black.
00:14:25You should quit.
00:14:26They treat you like shit.
00:14:28I can't.
00:14:29They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:14:34I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:14:37Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:14:40That you were so wrecked after the break-up that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:14:46I don't know, man.
00:14:48I think you should tell him.
00:14:50He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:14:53Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:14:58Good morning, class.
00:14:59Please open your books to page 42.
00:15:01I'll never see you.
00:15:36What is going on at the...
00:15:41Why is the room like this?
00:15:43Because Donovan is here.
00:15:46You're lying.
00:15:51But I haven't seen him since...
00:15:54It's been three years.
00:15:56Okay, well, get ready because...
00:15:58Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:16:00Here he is.
00:16:03The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:16:07Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:16:11Come on, Caden.
00:16:12Kiss him.
00:16:13Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:16:15If you kiss the cards, Morton, you can have the real thing.
00:16:26It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so we joined the NFL.
00:16:30And I'm still not over him.
00:16:36What the hell is going on in here?
00:16:38Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:16:43biggest fan.
00:16:44Mm-hmm.
00:16:45You are my biggest fan?
00:16:53Still a bully.
00:16:55You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:17:06Camille.
00:17:12You're not fucking funny.
00:17:14Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:17:17Goodbye.
00:17:39You kept my jersey.
00:17:42At the back, I don't want it.
00:17:44I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:17:54You weren't wearing glasses.
00:17:58It's been three years.
00:18:00I upgraded to contacts.
00:18:03I liked you better before.
00:18:06What do you want?
00:18:08I want you to be honest for once.
00:18:10About why you dumped me back then.
00:18:12Me?
00:18:13After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:18:19Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:18:24You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:18:26Okay.
00:18:28I had five offers.
00:18:31Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:18:33They're a strong scoring record.
00:18:35Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:18:38I came here for you.
00:19:11You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:19:15You were serious about that?
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:17I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:19:22Oh.
00:19:27Pack first.
00:19:29Booty call.
00:19:30Later.
00:19:31No.
00:19:34Karma.
00:19:38We're taking this stuff with you?
00:19:40The Waterboy uniform?
00:19:41No, thank you.
00:19:43But, I would like your football jersey.
00:19:46Come on, give it.
00:19:48Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:19:53I know.
00:19:55But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:20:04Dad?
00:20:05Son, check MSC.
00:20:07You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:20:15Oh, my God.
00:20:17Dad!
00:20:18You're the number one picker in the NFL.
00:20:20My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:20:23We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning.
00:20:28Woo!
00:20:29Congratulations, son.
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:31Woo!
00:20:32Oh, my God.
00:20:34You're so proud of you.
00:20:36Come to California with me.
00:20:38I'm going to college in the morning.
00:20:40I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:20:41I...
00:20:43Hey.
00:20:44We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:20:46We can...
00:20:46We can make it work.
00:20:48Yeah.
00:20:51My biggest dream has always been the NFL.
00:20:54But...
00:20:54Caden's my first love.
00:20:56The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:20:59Can I take this next step without him?
00:21:01You did it.
00:21:02You did it.
00:21:03You did everything.
00:21:08Nice.
00:21:09Nice.
00:21:09I know.
00:21:10The kid.
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:13Story ready?
00:21:14Aw, great.
00:21:15You worked so great.
00:21:18Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:21:20Everyone.
00:21:21Don't sign yet.
00:21:22I want to get this on video.
00:21:24The moment my son...
00:21:26Well, our son...
00:21:28Joins the NFL.
00:21:31Caden, come here.
00:21:33I need you here for this.
00:21:34Oh, jeez.
00:21:35Come on, son.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:50I'm turning down the NFL.
00:21:57Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:22:01Why would you give that up?
00:22:03Come on, Dad.
00:22:04The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:22:06It's across the country from Ivy.
00:22:08From Caden.
00:22:10Don't try to change my mind.
00:22:12I know.
00:22:12I know what I'm doing.
00:22:14You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:22:17Some boy!
00:22:18Mom!
00:22:19Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:22:21Son, we gotta only think about this.
00:22:23Son, really, come on.
00:22:25There's long distance, right?
00:22:26We can fly him out.
00:22:28It's fine.
00:22:28You are so stupid right now.
00:22:30Oh my God, enough!
00:22:32Okay, no one's gonna change my mind.
00:22:34Caden is more important to me.
00:22:37Son.
00:22:37Son!
00:22:39Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:22:42First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:22:47I didn't turn him gay.
00:22:48You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:22:52Break up with him.
00:22:53I would never do that. I love him.
00:22:55Oh, you love him.
00:22:57He is giving up his future for you.
00:23:00Tell me, Caden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:23:03I will talk to Donovan. I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:23:09No! Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:23:12If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:23:17This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:23:22Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him,
00:23:26and make it hurt so bad that he runs to California and he never looks back.
00:23:31That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:23:36Otherwise, he will wake up one day.
00:23:39And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:23:44And he will hate you for it.
00:23:47You look to me so innocent.
00:23:51I never was the one to judge.
00:23:59You say that I'm indifferent.
00:24:03I haven't thought about it much.
00:24:06I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:24:09If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:17Caden...
00:24:20I've loved you since you dyed my uniform like all colors.
00:24:24Will you marry me?
00:24:26Caden,
00:24:28marry me.
00:24:29You know you want to.
00:24:35Why am I nervous?
00:24:37No matter what I say,
00:24:39Caden will say yes.
00:24:43Looking good, Waterboy.
00:24:48I want to break up.
00:24:56Oh my god. Dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:24:59I am serious.
00:25:01I want a fresh start.
00:25:04New school, new pool of men.
00:25:08What do you mean?
00:25:09We talked about-
00:25:10You're just a high school experiment.
00:25:12It's over now.
00:25:14It's time to move on.
00:25:16I don't believe you.
00:25:18Caden, come on.
00:25:20If something's wrong,
00:25:21just talk to me about it.
00:25:23We can't break up.
00:25:26And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:25:30And he will hate you for it.
00:25:33I found someone better.
00:25:36We gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:25:40I don't fucking believe this.
00:25:42Believe what you want, it's over.
00:25:53Kid.
00:25:55If you don't want to be together, fine.
00:25:58But...
00:25:58You're my best friend.
00:26:02I can't lose that.
00:26:05Bottom line is,
00:26:07I've been here for a while
00:26:08and I'm impatient,
00:26:09compliant,
00:26:10think it's worth the wait to just try this
00:26:12cause I like you.
00:26:14Whether you do,
00:26:15you don't seem to see the good I do.
00:26:18I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:26:19You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:26:25Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:26:31Say that again.
00:26:32I dare you.
00:26:38I don't want to be your boyfriend,
00:26:40or your friend.
00:26:44Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:26:59Okay.
00:27:00I think he bought it.
00:27:01Honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:27:03How do you think I did?
00:27:07Hey.
00:27:08Hey, Caden.
00:27:10You don't have to do this.
00:27:13I do, I do have to do this.
00:27:16I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:27:21That's not up to you.
00:27:23That's up to him.
00:27:25He'll understand eventually.
00:27:28You'll see.
00:27:31Please give me a call.
00:27:34Please.
00:27:54Dad.
00:27:58Tell him I changed my mind.
00:28:01I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:28:12You think I'm disposable?
00:28:14Just wait, Caden.
00:28:16I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:28:27Goddammit.
00:28:28We need bigger athletes.
00:28:30How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:28:32All ideas welcome.
00:28:33A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:28:35Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:28:38Throw parties with influencers.
00:28:40Could make us look really cool.
00:28:41We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:28:44Did I tell you to sit?
00:28:46Clean this shit up.
00:28:47Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:28:50I have ideas to pitch.
00:28:51What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:28:55You are the diversity hire.
00:28:57Okay? I didn't want you here.
00:28:58If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:29:00If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:29:03Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:29:07Don't you guys love that?
00:29:11Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:29:13Here, watch this press conference.
00:29:15We'll discuss after.
00:29:17Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:29:19This has no sugar in it.
00:29:20And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:29:25Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every single year since you joined
00:29:32the NFL.
00:29:33What motivates you?
00:29:35Easy.
00:29:36My first love from high school.
00:29:42Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:29:45Not since our breakup.
00:29:47But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:29:53How romantic. The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:29:59That love inspired me.
00:30:01Once.
00:30:02Till I got dumped for another guy.
00:30:05Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:30:09There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:30:12Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:30:15I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:30:18But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:30:20Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:26I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:30:30I mean, what type of person dumps THE Donovan Miller?
00:30:34Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:30:37She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:30:42Is it Maple whatever?
00:30:44Maple Hills.
00:30:46There are 800 students.
00:30:49You know the enrollment?
00:30:52You went there?
00:30:54Oh. My. God.
00:30:57You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:31:03Oh. Oh my God.
00:31:06Did you see his face?
00:31:08I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug banged by the Star King Lee.
00:31:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:31:17Yes.
00:31:18We crossed paths.
00:31:32I've never kissed a guy before.
00:31:36Am I doing it right?
00:31:40Donovan did know me.
00:31:41Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:31:43Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:31:47Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:31:51Oh my God. This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:31:57Dry cleaning, now!
00:32:00We told him.
00:32:01Oh, we have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:32:05Everybody dress for success. I need you on your A game.
00:32:08We need to sign this guy.
00:32:11Who is it?
00:32:13Donovan Miller.
00:32:15Donovan Miller.
00:32:15Oh!
00:32:18Looks like Kayton's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:32:22Ha!
00:32:22Ha!
00:32:23Ha!
00:32:29Sorry for teasing you.
00:32:30We just like to rip the newbies.
00:32:33We cool?
00:32:38Ooh, heads up.
00:32:40Tomorrow is theme day.
00:32:41If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:32:46I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:32:48Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:33:05What you doing?
00:33:07Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:33:10I was looking something up for my internship.
00:33:14Right.
00:33:15And I'm wearing all black.
00:33:19You should quit.
00:33:20They treat you like shit.
00:33:22I can't.
00:33:24They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:33:28I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:33:31Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:33:34That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:33:40I don't know, man.
00:33:42I think you should tell him.
00:33:44He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:33:47Besides, I'll...
00:33:48I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:33:52Good morning, class.
00:33:53Please open your books to page 42.
00:34:16Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:34:30What is going on at the...
00:34:35Why is the room like this?
00:34:38Because Donovan is here.
00:34:41You're lying.
00:34:45But I haven't seen him since...
00:34:48It's been three years.
00:34:50Okay, well, get ready because Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:34:55Here he is.
00:34:57The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:35:01Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:35:05Come on, Caden.
00:35:06Kiss him.
00:35:07Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:35:10Kiss the cards.
00:35:11You can have the real thing.
00:35:20It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so we joined the NFL.
00:35:24And I'm still not over him.
00:35:30What the hell is going on in here?
00:35:32Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:35:37biggest fan.
00:35:38Mm-hmm.
00:35:39You are my biggest fan?
00:35:47Still a bully.
00:35:49You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:36:01Camille.
00:36:07You're not fucking funny.
00:36:08Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:36:11Goodbye.
00:36:33You kept my jersey.
00:36:36At the back I don't want it.
00:36:38I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:36:48You weren't wearing glasses.
00:36:53It's been three years.
00:36:55I upgraded to contacts.
00:36:58I liked you better before.
00:37:00What do you want?
00:37:01I want you to be honest for once.
00:37:04About why you dumped me back then.
00:37:06Me?
00:37:07After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:37:13Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:37:18You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:37:20Okay.
00:37:22I had five offers.
00:37:25Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:37:27Their strong scoring record.
00:37:29Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:37:32I came here for you.
00:37:37No, I ain't gonna have one.
00:37:46No, no.
00:37:49I'm looking for one.
00:37:50No, no, no.
00:37:59I have no idea.
00:38:02I just chose Boston.
00:38:03I know it at the back of the back of the back of the life.
00:38:03I was just surprised at all.
00:38:03Tony, you're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:38:09You were serious about that?
00:38:10Yes.
00:38:11I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:38:21Pack first.
00:38:23Booty call later.
00:38:25No.
00:38:28Karma.
00:38:32You're taking this stuff with you?
00:38:34The Waterboy uniform?
00:38:35No, thank you.
00:38:37But I would like your football jersey.
00:38:40Come on, give it.
00:38:42Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:38:47I know.
00:38:49But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:38:58Dad?
00:38:59Son, check MSC.
00:39:01You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:39:09Oh my God!
00:39:11Oh my God!
00:39:12Dad!
00:39:12You're the number one pick for the NFL!
00:39:14My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:39:17We signed the contract this afternoon, and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:39:22Woo!
00:39:23Congratulations!
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:25Woo!
00:39:26Oh my God!
00:39:28Yeah!
00:39:29I'm proud of you.
00:39:30Come to California with me.
00:39:33I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:39:35I...
00:39:37Hey, we knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:39:40We can make it work.
00:39:42Yeah.
00:39:45My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but Caden's my first love.
00:39:50The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:39:53Can I take this next step without him?
00:39:55You did it.
00:39:56You did it.
00:39:57You did it.
00:39:57Have you?
00:40:03Nice.
00:40:03I know.
00:40:04It's the kid.
00:40:06Is the story ready?
00:40:08Oh, great.
00:40:09Oh, great.
00:40:10Oh, great.
00:40:10It works.
00:40:13Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:40:14Everyone, don't sign yet.
00:40:16I want to get this on video.
00:40:18The moment my son, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:40:25Caden, come here.
00:40:27I need you here for this.
00:40:28Oh, jeez.
00:40:29Come on, son.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:32Come on.
00:40:34Okay.
00:40:44I'm turning down the NFL.
00:40:50Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:40:55Why would you give that up?
00:40:57Come on, Dad.
00:40:58The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:41:00It's across the country from Ivy.
00:41:02From Caden.
00:41:04Don't try to change my mind.
00:41:06I know.
00:41:06I know what I'm doing.
00:41:08You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:41:11Some boy.
00:41:12Mom!
00:41:13Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:41:15Son, we gotta really think about this.
00:41:17Come on, son.
00:41:17Really, come on.
00:41:19There's long distance, right?
00:41:20We can fly him out.
00:41:22It's fine.
00:41:22You are so stupid right now.
00:41:24Oh, my God.
00:41:25Enough!
00:41:26Okay?
00:41:27No one's gonna change my mind.
00:41:29Caden is more important to me.
00:41:31Son, son!
00:41:33Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:41:37First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:41:41I didn't turn him gay.
00:41:42You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:41:46Break up with him.
00:41:47I would never do that.
00:41:48I love him.
00:41:49Oh, you love him.
00:41:51He is giving up his future for you.
00:41:54Tell me, Caden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:41:57Look, I will talk to Donovan.
00:42:00I will make him understand that we can still be together, even if he doesn't.
00:42:03No!
00:42:04Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:42:06If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:42:10However, this is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:42:16Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:42:23California and he never looks back.
00:42:25That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:42:30Otherwise, he will wake up one day, and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:42:38And he will hate you for it.
00:43:00I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:43:03If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:43:10Okay, Caden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform of all colors.
00:43:18Will he marry me?
00:43:20Caden, marry me.
00:43:23You know you want to.
00:43:29Why am I nervous?
00:43:31No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:43:37You're looking good, Waterboy.
00:43:42I want to break up.
00:43:51Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:43:53I am serious.
00:43:55I want a fresh start.
00:43:58New school, new pool of men.
00:44:02What do you mean we talked about?
00:44:04You're just a high school experiment.
00:44:07It's over now.
00:44:08It's time to move on.
00:44:10I don't believe you.
00:44:12Caden, come on.
00:44:14If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
00:44:18We can't break up.
00:44:20And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:44:24And he will hate you for it.
00:44:28I found someone better.
00:44:30We gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:44:34I don't fucking believe this.
00:44:36Believe what you want, it's over.
00:44:47Kim, if you don't want to be together, fine.
00:44:51But you're my best friend.
00:44:56I can't lose that.
00:45:12I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:45:14You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:45:19Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:45:25Say that again.
00:45:26I dare you.
00:45:32I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:45:39Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:54I think he bought it.
00:45:55Honestly, I didn't think I could pull it off.
00:45:57How do you think I did?
00:46:01Hey.
00:46:02Hey, Caden.
00:46:05You don't have to do this.
00:46:07I do.
00:46:07I do have to do this.
00:46:10I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:46:15That's not up to you.
00:46:17That's not up to you.
00:46:17That's up to him.
00:46:20He'll understand eventually.
00:46:22You'll see.
00:46:26Please, can I talk to you guys?
00:46:29Please.
00:46:48Dad?
00:46:51Uh, tell him I changed my mind, I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:47:06You think I'm disposable?
00:47:08Just wait, Peyton.
00:47:10I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:47:21Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:47:24How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:47:26All idea is welcome.
00:47:27A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:47:29Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:47:32Throw parties with influencers, could make us look really cool.
00:47:35We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:47:38Did I tell you to sit?
00:47:40Clean this shit up, then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:47:44I have ideas to pitch.
00:47:46What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:47:49You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:47:51I didn't want you here.
00:47:52If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:47:55If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:47:57Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:48:01Don't get guys left at?
00:48:06Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:48:07Here, watch this press conference.
00:48:09We'll discuss after.
00:48:11Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:48:13This has no sugar in it.
00:48:15And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:48:19Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
00:48:25single year since you joined the NFL.
00:48:27What motivates you?
00:48:29Easy.
00:48:30My first love from high school.
00:48:36Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:48:39Not since our breakup.
00:48:41But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:48:47How romantic.
00:48:48The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:48:53That love inspired me.
00:48:55Once.
00:48:56Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:48:59Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:49:03There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:49:06Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:49:09I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:49:12But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:49:14Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:49:18Come on.
00:49:20I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:49:24I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:49:28Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:49:31She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:49:36Is it Maple whatever?
00:49:38Maple Hills.
00:49:40There are 800 students.
00:49:43You know the enrollment?
00:49:47You went there?
00:49:48Oh my god.
00:49:51You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:49:57Oh.
00:49:59Oh my god.
00:50:00Did you see his face?
00:50:02I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug-banged by the star QB.
00:50:07Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:50:11Yes.
00:50:12We crossed paths.
00:50:27I've never kissed a guy before.
00:50:30Am I doing it right?
00:50:34Donovan didn't know me.
00:50:35Oh yeah, maybe near James, bud.
00:50:37Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:50:41Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:50:45Oh my god.
00:50:46This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:50:51Dry cleaning, now!
00:50:54We told him.
00:50:55Ho ho ho.
00:50:56We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:50:59Everybody dress for success.
00:51:01I need you on your A-game.
00:51:02We need to sign this guy.
00:51:05Who is it?
00:51:08Donovan Miller.
00:51:09Ho ho!
00:51:12Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:51:15Huh?
00:51:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:51:23Sorry for teasing you.
00:51:25We just like to rip the newbies.
00:51:27We cool?
00:51:32Ooh, heads up.
00:51:34Tomorrow is theme day.
00:51:35If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:51:40I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:51:42Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:51:46Seriously?
00:51:59What you doing?
00:52:01Staring at your hot, sexy, quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:52:04I was looking something up for my internship.
00:52:08Right.
00:52:09And I'm wearing all black.
00:52:13You should quit.
00:52:14They treat you like shit.
00:52:16I can't.
00:52:18They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:52:22I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:52:25Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:52:28That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:52:34I don't know, man.
00:52:37I think you should tell him.
00:52:38He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:52:41Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:52:46Good morning, class.
00:52:48Please open your books to page 42.
00:53:10Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:53:24What is going on at the...
00:53:29Why is the room like this?
00:53:32Because Donovan is here.
00:53:35You're lying.
00:53:39But I haven't seen him since...
00:53:42It's been three years.
00:53:44Okay, well, get ready because Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:53:49Here he is.
00:53:51The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:53:55Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:53:59Come on, Caden, kiss him.
00:54:01Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:54:04Kiss the cardboard and you can have the real thing.
00:54:14It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
00:54:18And I'm still not over him.
00:54:24What the hell is going on in here?
00:54:26Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today
00:54:30and he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan.
00:54:33You are my biggest fan?
00:54:41Still a bully.
00:54:43You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:54:55Camille.
00:55:01You're not fucking funny.
00:55:02Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:55:05Goodbye.
00:55:27You kept my jersey.
00:55:30I have it back.
00:55:31I don't want it.
00:55:32I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:55:42You weren't wearing glasses.
00:55:46It's been three years.
00:55:48Alex, I upgraded to contacts.
00:55:52I liked you better before.
00:55:54What do you want?
00:55:56I want you to be honest for once.
00:55:58About why you dumped me back then.
00:56:01Me?
00:56:01After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:56:08Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:56:09Caden, you got traded to the book, Caden.
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:16I had five offers.
00:56:19Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:56:21They're a strong scoring record.
00:56:23Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:56:26I came here for you.
00:56:59You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:57:03You were serious about that?
00:57:04Yes.
00:57:05I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for.
00:57:09I'm here for a booty call.
00:57:15Pack first.
00:57:17Booty call later.
00:57:19No.
00:57:22Karma.
00:57:26You're taking the stuff with you?
00:57:28The water boy uniform?
00:57:29No thank you.
00:57:31But I would like your football jersey.
00:57:34Come on, give it.
00:57:36Well, pretty soon,
00:57:38you're going to have one of these from the NFL
00:57:40with my name on it.
00:57:41I know.
00:57:43But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:57:52Dad?
00:57:53Son, check MSC.
00:57:55You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:58:03Oh my God.
00:58:05I'm done it.
00:58:05Dad!
00:58:06You're the number one picker in the NFL.
00:58:09My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:58:12We signed the contract this afternoon
00:58:13and you were on a plane to California in the morning.
00:58:16Woo!
00:58:17Congratulations.
00:58:19Okay.
00:58:19Woo!
00:58:20Oh my God.
00:58:22You're in the NFL.
00:58:23I'm proud of you.
00:58:24Come to California with me.
00:58:27I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:58:29I...
00:58:31Hey.
00:58:32We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:58:34We can...
00:58:34We can make it work.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:39My biggest dream has always been the NFL.
00:58:42But...
00:58:43Caden's my first love.
00:58:44The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:58:47Can I take this next step without him?
00:58:50You did it.
00:58:50You did it.
00:58:51You did it.
00:58:52Have you?
00:58:57Nice.
00:58:57I know.
00:58:58I just said...
00:58:58The kid.
00:58:59I'm going to have a story with him.
00:59:01Yeah, it's a story with him.
00:59:02Oh, great.
00:59:03Oh, great.
00:59:04You were so great.
00:59:07Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:08Everyone.
00:59:09Don't sign yet.
00:59:11I want to get this on video.
00:59:12The moment my son...
00:59:14Well, our son...
00:59:16Joins the NFL.
00:59:19Caden, come here.
00:59:21I need you here for this.
00:59:22Oh, jeez.
00:59:23Come on, son.
00:59:25Okay.
00:59:28Okay.
00:59:38I'm turning down the NFL.
00:59:45Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream so you could walk.
00:59:49Why would you give that up?
00:59:51Come on, Dad.
00:59:52The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:59:54It's across the country from Ivy.
00:59:57From Caden.
00:59:58Don't try to change my mind.
01:00:00No, I know what I'm doing.
01:00:03You cannot give up your dream for some...
01:00:05some boy.
01:00:06Mom!
01:00:07Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
01:00:09Son, we got a way to think about this.
01:00:11Really, come on.
01:00:11Son, really, come on.
01:00:13There's long distance, right?
01:00:15We can fly him out.
01:00:16It's fine.
01:00:16You are so stupid right now.
01:00:18Oh my God, enough!
01:00:21Okay, no one's going to change my mind.
01:00:23Caden is more important to me.
01:00:25Son.
01:00:26Son!
01:00:27Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
01:00:31First, you turned my son gay.
01:00:33And now you're ruining his life.
01:00:35I didn't turn him gay.
01:00:36You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
01:00:40Break up with him.
01:00:41I would never do that.
01:00:42I love him.
01:00:43Oh, you love him.
01:00:45He is giving up his future for you.
01:00:48Tell me, Caden.
01:00:49Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
01:00:52I will talk to Donovan.
01:00:54I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
01:00:58Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
01:01:00If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
01:01:05This is what happens to gay professional football players.
01:01:10Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
01:01:17California and he never looks back, that he never pursues a relationship with someone
01:01:22like you.
01:01:24Otherwise, he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
01:01:32And he will hate you for it.
01:01:54I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
01:01:57If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
01:02:04Okay, Caden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform of all colors.
01:02:12Will you marry me?
01:02:14Caden, marry me.
01:02:17I know you want to.
01:02:23Why am I nervous?
01:02:25No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
01:02:31You're looking good, Waterboy.
01:02:37I want to break up.
01:02:44Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious or something.
01:02:47I am serious.
01:02:49I want a fresh start.
01:02:52New school, new pool of men.
01:02:56What do you mean we talked about?
01:02:58You were just a high school experiment.
01:03:01It's over now.
01:03:02It's time to move on.
01:03:04I don't believe you.
01:03:06Caden, come on.
01:03:08If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
01:03:12We can't break up.
01:03:14And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
01:03:18And he will hate you for it.
01:03:22I found someone better.
01:03:24Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
01:03:28I don't fucking believe this.
01:03:30Believe what you want, it's over.
01:03:41Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine.
01:03:45But you're my best friend.
01:03:50I can't lose that.
01:04:06I'm sorry, Donovan.
01:04:08You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
01:04:13Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
01:04:19Say that again.
01:04:21I dare you.
01:04:26I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
01:04:33Then I guess that makes us enemies.
01:04:47Okay.
01:04:48I think he bought it.
01:04:49Honestly, I didn't think I could pull it off.
01:04:51How do you think I did?
01:04:55Hey.
01:04:56Hey, Caden.
01:04:59You don't have to do this.
01:05:01I do.
01:05:02I do have to do this.
01:05:04I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
01:05:09That's not up to you.
01:05:10That's up to him.
01:05:13He'll understand eventually.
01:05:16You'll see.
01:05:20Please.
01:05:23Please.
01:05:24Please.
01:05:42Dad.
01:05:46Tell him I change my mind.
01:05:50I'm going to sign with the NFL.
01:06:00You think I'm disposable?
01:06:02Just wait, Caden.
01:06:04I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
01:06:15Goddammit.
01:06:16We need bigger athletes.
01:06:18Uh-huh.
01:06:18How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
01:06:20All idea is welcome.
01:06:21A signing bonus, like a big one.
01:06:23Or a free car, like a Hummer.
01:06:26Throw parties with influencers.
01:06:28Could make us look really cool.
01:06:29We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
01:06:32Did I tell you to sit?
01:06:34Clean this shit up.
01:06:35Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
01:06:38I have ideas to pitch.
01:06:40What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
01:06:43You are the diversity hire.
01:06:45Okay, I didn't want you here.
01:06:47If you don't like it, you can leave.
01:06:49If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
01:06:51Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
01:06:55Don't get guys left at?
01:07:00Yeah, I gotta take this.
01:07:01Here, watch this press conference.
01:07:03We'll discuss after.
01:07:05Hey, don't forget to clean up.
01:07:07This has no sugar in it.
01:07:09And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
01:07:13Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
01:07:17and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL.
01:07:21What motivates you?
01:07:23Easy.
01:07:24My first love from high school.
01:07:30Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
01:07:33Not since our breakout.
01:07:36But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
01:07:41How romantic.
01:07:42The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
01:07:47That love inspired me.
01:07:49Once.
01:07:50Until I got dumped for another guy.
01:07:53Then hate became the bigger motivator.
01:07:57There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
01:08:00Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
01:08:02Okay.
01:08:03I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
01:08:06But I will be back by the end of the season.
01:08:08Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
01:08:12Come on.
01:08:14I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
01:08:18I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
01:08:22Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
01:08:25She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
01:08:30Is it Maple whatever?
01:08:32Maple Hills.
01:08:34There are 800 students.
01:08:37You know the enrollment?
01:08:41You went there?
01:08:42Oh.
01:08:43My.
01:08:43God.
01:08:45You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
01:08:51Wow.
01:08:53Oh my God.
01:08:54Did you see his face?
01:08:56I bet that's one of his fantasies.
01:08:58Getting bug banged by the star QB.
01:09:01Did Donovan even know you existed?
01:09:05Yes.
01:09:06We crossed paths.
01:09:21I've never kissed a guy before.
01:09:24Am I doing it right?
01:09:28Donovan did know me.
01:09:29Oh yeah, maybe near James, bud.
01:09:31Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
01:09:35Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
01:09:39Oh my God.
01:09:40This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
01:09:45Dry cleaning.
01:09:46Now.
01:09:48We told him.
01:09:50We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
01:09:53Everybody dress for success.
01:09:55I need you on your A-game.
01:09:56We need to sign this guy.
01:09:59Who is it?
01:10:02Donovan Miller.
01:10:04Oh ho.
01:10:06Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
01:10:09Huh?
01:10:09Ha!
01:10:10Ha!
01:10:11What?
01:10:17Sorry for teasing you.
01:10:19We just like to rip the newbies.
01:10:21We cool?
01:10:26Ooh, heads up.
01:10:28Tomorrow is theme day.
01:10:29If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
01:10:34I have Donovan's old jersey.
01:10:36Will this McDick take me seriously?
01:10:53Whatcha doing?
01:10:55Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
01:10:58I was looking something up for my internship.
01:11:02Right.
01:11:03And I'm wearing all black.
01:11:07You should quit.
01:11:08They treat you like shit.
01:11:10I can't.
01:11:12They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
01:11:16I need an intern credit to graduate.
01:11:19Donovan has no idea, does he?
01:11:22That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
01:11:28I don't know, man.
01:11:31I think you should tell him.
01:11:33He doesn't want to hear from me.
01:11:35Besides, I'll...
01:11:36I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
01:11:40Good morning, class.
01:11:42Please open your books to page 42.
01:12:04Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
01:12:18What is going on at the...
01:12:24Why is the room like this?
01:12:25Because Donovan is here.
01:12:28He he he.
01:12:29You're lying.
01:12:33But I haven't seen him since...
01:12:36It's been three years.
01:12:38Okay, well, get ready because...
01:12:40Aaron's about to bring him in.
01:12:43Here he is.
01:12:45The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
01:12:49Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
01:12:54Come on, Caden, kiss him.
01:12:55Kiss your big quarterback crush.
01:12:58If you kiss the cards more, then you can have the real thing.
01:13:08It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so he joined the NFL.
01:13:13And I'm still not over him.
01:13:18What the hell is going on in here?
01:13:20Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
01:13:25biggest fan.
01:13:26Mm-hmm.
01:13:28You are my biggest fan?
01:13:35Still a bully.
01:13:37You haven't changed at all, have you?
01:13:49Camille.
01:13:55You're not fucking funny.
01:13:56Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
01:13:59Goodbye.
01:14:21You kept my jersey.
01:14:24That's back, I don't want it.
01:14:26I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
01:14:36You weren't wearing glasses.
01:14:41It's been three years.
01:14:43I upgraded to contacts.
01:14:46I liked you better before.
01:14:48What do you want?
01:14:50I want you to be honest for once.
01:14:52About why you dumped me back then.
01:14:55Me?
01:14:55After you pretended to not know me up there?
01:15:02Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
01:15:06You got traded to the Bobcats.
01:15:09Oh, Caden.
01:15:10I had five offers.
01:15:13Why do you think I chose Boston?
01:15:15Your strong scoring record.
01:15:17Don't be stupid, Caden.
01:15:20I came here for you.
01:15:22So, I'm grain.
01:15:22I Gedanken.
01:15:26I've been destined to blow!
01:15:28I'm...
01:15:29Why are you letting me 얼에요?
01:15:35You
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