- 2 days ago
S02 E02 >>> https://dai.ly/xai7sxy
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Go girls, go, go, go, go, we girls gonna take control
00:03We're back
00:04Come on, let's go
00:05Cheers to the Queen!
00:07I have been starved
00:09Oh, I tell you what, nothing beats a girls who like girls holiday
00:13It's every gay girl's dream
00:16And riding faster into the mass area than her Cupid wings could fly
00:20It's matchmaker and absolute icon, Dani Minogue
00:25Oh, I love this
00:27And this year, she means business
00:30Playtime is over
00:31Ten single girls are ready to be matched up and meet for the first time with a kiss
00:36Oh my God, it's like a little fairy tale
00:38And it could be the start of something fantastico
00:42She is absolutely stunning
00:45Oh, girls!
00:47But when everyone's a possibility
00:48You're just a bit horny on here
00:50The path to love is never straight
00:52New girls are moving in
00:55I'm just leaving, doctor, I can kill you to sleep
01:00What?
01:02Somebody's gonna get hurt
01:03Yeah, this is about to get sticky
01:05Sex, but love-bombing, lesbian shit
01:07Raise your voice at me, I dare ya
01:09Oh
01:10She's opting out, no comment
01:11Who's she?
01:12The cas mother
01:13What's going on?
01:14Just a bit of lesbian drama
01:16Woo!
01:17Like sitting back for me popcorn
01:19Let me out, let me flirt
01:20Iggy beaver
01:22So come on baby, do it, do it
01:24Oh, oh, oh
01:26At the end of their Italian summer
01:28Who will turn to a future together
01:30In front of their friends and family
01:32Seal it with a kiss
01:34Now
01:35And this time
01:36Cupid made me an offer I couldn't refuse
01:39It's all right love
01:40Ciao Bella
01:41Just give us a text when you want picking up Danny
01:43Little old Charlie Marlowe in Italy
01:46Mamma Mia
01:47I'm obsessed
01:49Woo!
01:50It's hotter than a bag of chips out here
01:52But buckle up divas
01:53Cos it's about to get even hotter
01:56Let's go
01:57I just have a caution
01:58I am proper falling for the girl
02:00This is getting a lot
02:01Oh yeah
02:02Lesbians
02:03Never a dull moment
02:04Welcome
02:05To I Kissed A Girl
02:15Oh it's good to be back
02:18I haven't been this excited
02:20Since Jay MacDonald nabbed the icon slot
02:23At Mighty Hoopla
02:27Just look at that magnificent masseria
02:32And heading straight for it
02:34At ten gorgeous girls hoping to find love
02:37Game start
02:42Hello
02:44Where are the lesbians?
02:48I'm Faye
02:50I'm 24
02:50I'm from Warrington
02:52And I love being gay
02:54I'm trying to kiss your lips for real
02:57I am chaotic
02:59Fair role
03:00Just like
03:07I'm so attracted to girls
03:09Who are masculine presenting
03:12But really soft on the inside
03:14And funny
03:15Hey
03:16So now you know the game
03:18Are you ready
03:19Cause I'm coming to get you
03:21Get you
03:22Get you
03:22Hold on
03:23Hold on
03:24Shattening girl
03:24You alright?
03:26I'm Elise
03:27I'm 24
03:28And I'm from Essex
03:29I love being a charmer
03:34Give me some snakes
03:35I'll get them to do this
03:38I've been single for over a year now
03:41I want to love someone
03:42I want to be infatuated with someone
03:43That feeling when you're just like
03:45I literally couldn't be without you
03:46I really want to fall in love
03:49I'm always the person who's obsessed with other people
03:52And I want someone to be obsessed with me
03:58There's not a moment I don't want to talk to
04:00I'm very flirty, confident
04:02Very hot on my sleeve
04:05Personality wise
04:05I need someone that's really funny
04:07I need someone that's going to laugh at my jokes
04:09I need to be funnier than you
04:11You need to laugh at my jokes
04:17I'm going to kiss somebody
04:18Who I've never met before
04:20And I don't even know what they'd look like
04:22I'm terrified
04:26I could potentially be walking towards my wife
04:28I mean how beautiful would it be
04:30To find the love of your life
04:32In an Italian maserita
04:33You should come over
04:37Say as long as you wanna
04:40With the sun on your skin
04:42As I'm taking you in for a moment
04:46Yeah I need to know you
04:48You should come over
04:50I can't do it without you
05:02I can't do it without you
05:04I can't do it without you
05:09I can't do it without you
05:12I can't do it without you
05:12I can't do it without you
05:19Okay, now what? Do we kiss again?
05:22I mean, we can. Yeah.
05:31Elise is literally what I asked for.
05:35When I saw her in the distance and I saw her short hair and jorts,
05:40I was like, fuck yeah.
05:42I felt butterflies, actually. It was great.
05:45I mean, I went back for seconds, so it must have been good.
05:48How old are you? 24. How old are you?
05:51Oh, 19 yesterday. Are you really?
05:5319, 24. I panicked then. You're quite funny.
05:58It was a good kiss and she's so funny.
06:01I'm not used to people being fooled like that with me,
06:03so it took me aback a bit, but I guess it means that she likes to look at me.
06:08If Elise was surprised by that,
06:10then wait till these girls see what's waiting just around the corner.
06:14No. Please don't leave me.
06:17Please don't leave me. I really fancy you.
06:19Can't you leave me this way?
06:23Having only just met, the girls must now go their separate ways.
06:26Is that it?
06:27We just split here?
06:29All right. See you later.
06:30I'm like, are you kidding? I've just kissed this hot girl and I've got to leave her.
06:34Because Dani wants to test their chemistry straight away and get them to rate their kiss out of ten.
06:40And remember, be honest.
06:41Because there's no room for fake love in my masseria.
06:44Love and kisses. Dani! Oh my gosh.
06:47She's not messing around this time, is she?
06:50What if she says like one and I'm like ten?
06:53I think I'm going to go for number eight.
06:57I mean, the kiss was great, but as soon as we got to talking, it was just very obvious.
07:01There was chemistry there. She's a very funny girl.
07:03I'm going to rate the chemistry a seven because we had a laugh and we went in for a second
07:10kiss.
07:12Aww.
07:13So, fingers crossed she feels the same way.
07:17Well, time will tell because for now, Faye's going one way and Elise is going the other.
07:23Look at this.
07:24It's giving reverse you, Hope.
07:27And after that little chemistry test, I think it's time to take the edge off. Don't you?
07:32Shall we get us some company?
07:38Oh my gosh. She's spotting me here. You're welcome.
07:43Hi, I'm Lindsay.
07:45I'm 25 years old. I'm a baker slash waitress. Originally from Paris, now in London.
07:53I am very chaos. I live for the drama.
07:56When people first meet me, they're probably like, who is this ditzy bimbo?
07:59And it's like, well, yes. But I have many layers to me. I'm multifaceted, I'd say.
08:07I'm a dumb femme, so I'm assertive. I know what I like and I know what I want.
08:11And I want it at that point in time when I said it.
08:15I love a nice smile, good teeth. I feel like if you have a good grill, you're just like, ding!
08:25How am I looking guys? Any food in my teeth?
08:30My name's Renee. I'm 25 and I'm the North West London baddie.
08:37I'm like a serial dater. It's like, if it doesn't work, on to the next.
08:42You think I've got time to wait around? I'm a hot thing. Like, that's it.
08:52I think I'm a bit of a misunderstood character. Like, I'm very loud and boisterous, but I'm a very caring
08:58person.
08:59I feel like now I'm at a place where I'm ready for my wife. Look, look, I'm ready, like.
09:05I definitely think I'm going to be my soulmate here. Love is on the cards for me, honestly. I read
09:10my tarot before I came and I know.
09:15I literally have one shot to give this girl the kiss of her lifetime.
09:22I don't know what they look like. I don't know what they sound like. I don't know if their grandma's
09:26Mary Berry. We don't know.
09:27We're just going to see and find out.
09:33You are coming, I'm drowning, swimming closer to you.
09:39Oh, kiss me, kiss me slowly slowly. You're supposed to show me.
09:45Show me that all you wanna know will be.
09:51Oh, my goodness! I already know you.
09:56What's your name?
09:57Lindsay.
09:58Lindsay.
09:58Oh!
10:01Of all the girls in all the world, I matched up with the person that I know. It's insane.
10:05I was like, no, please! This is what happens when the poetry comes back to bite!
10:10We do know each other a little bit. We had a face time.
10:13Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, of course.
10:13Where you apprehended me and didn't believe I was real.
10:17The kiss was super awkward. We kinda know each other. We haven't met in real life, only over social media.
10:25So, that whole situation was just very nerve-wracking for me. Like, wah.
10:30You're real pretty, though. You're beautiful. Thank you. Thank you.
10:33I love the aesthetic. Thank you.
10:34Give me a little spin.
10:35I'm screaming.
10:36Yeah!
10:39I love that!
10:40Should we head inside?
10:40Yeah, let's go.
10:42They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
10:46You know what you was doing with that outfit, didn't you?
10:48But that's not the case for these two. It just goes to show, in this masseria, anything can happen.
10:54It says split here.
10:56I'm not split.
10:57So, does that mean we're, like, separating?
10:59Why?
11:00I don't want to.
11:01I'm not ready.
11:04Well, I'll see you later. Come and give me a hug.
11:07I'll see you later.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:08Bye.
11:09You got a little... Actually, no, keep it on.
11:11Yeah, make sure everyone see her.
11:13With history in the mix, how will these two rate their chemistry?
11:18I mean, my mum didn't raise a liar.
11:20So, the kiss was quite awkward, but I saw the potential there.
11:25I just hope that she gives me a chance.
11:30Yeah, bro.
11:31Thank God I'm not the first one.
11:33I've been sitting here for a while, as well.
11:34I have somebody I can talk to.
11:36You look good.
11:37Me too.
11:38Yeah, man.
11:39No!
11:40Oh, my God. Incredible.
11:43Oh, stop it.
11:44Bye, Lindsay, nice to meet you, my love.
11:46How are you feeling?
11:48I'm a little nervous still.
11:50What about your match?
11:52She's pretty.
11:53Yeah?
11:53But she knows me.
11:54The problem is I don't really remember.
11:57Oh.
11:57You know each other, that's awful.
12:00Yes.
12:00I mean, it's awful.
12:01The way I would be dropping and rolling back down the hill,
12:04I don't want to do this anymore.
12:06Well, up next, and happily heading in the same direction, are our next pair.
12:14Do I look all right?
12:15Do I look great?
12:16Sorry.
12:17Purr.
12:22I'm Ebony, I'm 22, and I'm from Newcastle, and I'm a parcel delivery driver.
12:28I'm definitely the wild one out of the group.
12:31I think the cheeky smile works wonders on getting us out of trouble, like.
12:34Come on, little, come on, you don't fight fair.
12:38But I've also got that soft side that not a lot of people see.
12:42Hit me with your best shot.
12:44I love accents.
12:45Like, anything other than jewelry.
12:48Like, I'm melting.
12:49Hit me with your best shot.
12:50Hi.
12:51I'm Tyra, I'm 24.
12:53I'm from a tiny little town in the northeast of Scotland.
12:57Hit me with your best shot.
12:59Where I'm from, queer dating, it's, like, kind of non-existent.
13:03I'm, like, constantly on the apps, changing my location to the bigger cities,
13:08like, Blasgow, Edinburgh.
13:10I love it when a girl has back and forth flirty banter.
13:13Like, she's, like, kind of cheeky with it, you know?
13:15I am flirty, I can't lie.
13:17You've just got to get a bit, like, what's your name like?
13:25In that girl, I look for dark hair, piercings, tattoos,
13:30and just someone who's so, like, open-hearted.
13:37I think I'm a hopeless romantic.
13:39I'm so ready for a relationship, I feel like.
13:42So ready.
13:44I hope that I'm gonna walk in there and meet me wife for the rest of me life.
13:51I'm gonna make you..
13:55I'm gonna make you mine.
13:56I'm gonna make you mine.
13:57I just will make you..
13:59Make you mine.
14:01Make you mine...
14:05I'm better by your side, better when you're mine.
14:10I'm better by your side.
14:16Better by your side.
14:18Better by your side.
14:22Hi, my name is Julie.
14:24Are you in Scotland? Yeah.
14:26Yay, star majority.
14:27I'm so sorry to come back to you there.
14:30What's your name? I'm Tyra.
14:31Tyra, I'm Ebony. Nice to meet you.
14:34Tyra's a very pretty girl.
14:36Lovely smile. I was nervous,
14:38but the kiss was good. A little bit of tongue.
14:41I've never been to Newcastle.
14:42It's really good life.
14:44Good for a night out. Yeah, I heard it's a really good night out.
14:47You're all wild in Scotland.
14:48Good man.
14:49I think she's gorgeous.
14:53I think we had fun with the kiss.
14:55We'll split here.
14:57Right?
14:58I'll see you soon.
15:00See you soon.
15:00See you soon.
15:04Although it was a good kiss,
15:05and the world's chemistry there.
15:07I feel like nerves might have got in the way a little bit as well.
15:11Having just met her, she's funny
15:13and I can definitely see room for,
15:16you know, for that connection to grow.
15:18Hoping for instant chemistry.
15:20It's our next pair.
15:27In the hot seat.
15:28Hello, my name's Leisha.
15:30I'm 22.
15:33It means I'm ready to kiss a girl in Welsh.
15:36Welshie.
15:36Valley girl.
15:37I've never met a girl like you before.
15:41I've just finished my four-year degree in forensics.
15:44I'm fighting the dumb blonde stereotypes, honestly.
15:47Days of yore.
15:49I think I've been on quite a journey, like, with my sexuality,
15:52but, like, now I feel confident in saying, like,
15:54I'm a raging lesbian.
15:56I've never met a girl like you before.
16:00I think a lot of people get really shocked when I say, like, I like girls.
16:03People always assume I'm straight.
16:05It is hard because I feel like I have to try and prove myself
16:07every single day.
16:10I'm femme for femme.
16:11I want a femme for femme princess.
16:13Someone who's confident, good energy.
16:16Someone I'm gonna fancy.
16:21Okay, we're ready.
16:24I'm Nikita, I'm 24 and I'm from Leeds.
16:31I'm a free spirit.
16:32I'm a bit of a crystal girl.
16:33I love just having a crystal and taking it everywhere with me.
16:36Giving positive vibes, do you know what I mean?
16:38Before the season's over, come and be my strawberry dream.
16:43I love it when someone's nerdy about niche subjects.
16:46I am just a bit of a nerd at heart.
16:48I'm up all the night just Googling random facts.
16:50I could tell you so many things about World War II.
16:58When I walk around that corner, I'm hoping for someone I've got insane chemistry with.
17:04I cannot express how nervous I am.
17:07You know, I can't say hello or nothing.
17:08I'm just a big fat snog.
17:10Come and be my strawberry dream.
17:12Let it pair for a moment.
17:15Like I would sing.
17:17Before the season's over, come and be my strawberry dream.
17:25I love the beautiful stranger.
17:27Maybe you are in my arms.
17:30But I think it's finally, finally, finally, finally, finally safe.
17:37For me to fall.
17:40Hello!
17:42Hi!
17:47When I first saw Alicia I was like taking her back because she's literally so
17:51stunning she looked like a mermaid siren she was just giving it really good
17:55energy. Where are you from? Wales. Oh I can tell you got a bit of a twang. Oh my god
18:01she is a
18:02beautiful girl like very feminine very gentle but trying to work out whether
18:06it's like oh you know we could be best friends or whether it's something like
18:11romantic
18:11Let's go!
18:17What the hell? Split here? No!
18:22See you on the other side! Bye!
18:29Nice to meet you. I'm Nikita.
18:32What's your name? Tyra.
18:34Tyra.
18:34Oh wow! Hello!
18:36My name is Charles!
18:38How are you feeling? It was good but like I feel like there's not that much.
18:43Oh here we go! How was your kiss?
18:46She's lovely and she's so pretty but I don't know if it's like platonic.
18:49Oh no already?
18:50I don't know. The rating you want to know?
18:52Eight, seven, six, five, two!
18:54They're gonna say this.
18:56Fucking hell! You're a harsh, you're a tough cookie to crack!
19:00Why?
19:01They're just like I think we'd be best friends I just think we're too similar like.
19:05She's feminine?
19:06Yeah.
19:06Oh okay.
19:07Is she fit?
19:08That's fit.
19:09Yes she's stunning.
19:10Oh Danny's really throwing the pussy amongst the pigeons with this one.
19:14Here's hoping our final couple are a 10-10.
19:17Right lads, be all ready then.
19:21I'm Ashley, I'm 26, I'm from Bedford and I'm a full time menace.
19:28As far as you can see me on the camera, I'm only five foot.
19:36So my type would be a little blondie, IB for final boss kind of vibes.
19:41B for final boss is basically a little girly, looks like she loves going raving, like well looked after.
19:46So much so she almost looks straight.
19:49So I'm definitely boobs over bum.
19:51Can I say that? Is that a thing you know?
19:57Do the girls look okay?
19:59I hope so.
20:00Hi, my name's Imogen, I'm 21 and I'm a northern princess from Manchester.
20:08I've been called a Barbie a lot.
20:10Oh well the lips aren't real are they?
20:12The boobs are real though.
20:13Not to flex, but yeah.
20:16I'm a proud lesbian, I'm proud to love the girlies.
20:19I just tend to pick the wrong ones.
20:21Girl like me!
20:26I quite like a little mask that acts quite girly.
20:30I feel like I'm outside, mask, inside, absolute femme diva.
20:34I've tried all the apps, I can't walk up to girls in bars and go for someone that I find
20:38attractive because they'll probably be straight.
20:40So you put my trust in Danny that she's matched me up with an absolute 10-10.
20:46I am so confident it will be the best kiss I've ever had in the life.
20:49I'm coming down, deep down, we're lovin', we're lovin', we're lovin', we're lovin', we're lovin'.
20:58I am.
20:59I am.
21:11I am.
21:18This is so awkward.
21:22I am.
21:22Anyway, give me a cuddle.
21:23Hello, what's your name?
21:24I am Imogen, what's your name?
21:25It's actually, oh my god, I love your fucking accent, that's so cool.
21:28Your eyes are insane as well, what the hell?
21:29Very nice.
21:32Imogen's the IB for final boss that I asked for.
21:35She's a good kisser.
21:36Yeah, she's a bit flirty.
21:38Obviously you've got massive personality.
21:41Your eyes are really pretty.
21:43Both glowing in the sun, obviously.
21:44I know, mine are boring though.
21:46No, no, I love the hair's white.
21:48I think she's beautiful, she's got a really, really, really pretty face.
21:51I hope she thinks I'm fit.
21:52She'd be silly not to think I'm fit.
21:55Oh my god.
21:56Oh, we've got a split.
21:57What the fuck?
21:59No.
21:59Give me a cuddle.
22:00Enjoy.
22:02You too.
22:03I'm real, what the fuck?
22:07She's a good looking girl, my type on paper, 100%, and yeah, the kiss was good.
22:12So, she gets an eight.
22:13Sparks flying.
22:16I kissed her and there wasn't nothing there.
22:18So, I probably am going to go for like a six.
22:23Hello.
22:24Hello.
22:24Hello.
22:26Wow, you're stunning.
22:27Oh my god, so are you.
22:28Yes, yes, yes, yes.
22:30Slay.
22:31Slay.
22:33Hi, nice to meet you.
22:35What's your name?
22:35My name's Imogen.
22:36What's your name?
22:36You smell lovely.
22:37Shall we have a look and see if you can see art?
22:40Yes.
22:40Yes.
22:41Oh.
22:41Yes.
22:43Oh, she's good.
22:44Go ahead.
22:45Hello.
22:46Yay!
22:48She sounds fun.
22:49It's like you're a match.
22:50I think so.
22:51Hello.
22:52Hey.
22:53Hello.
22:53Hello.
22:54Oh my god, who's that girl, that blonde one?
22:57When I saw Faye again, she was stood next to Alicia.
23:01Alicia.
23:02She genuinely looks like she's falling out the scribe.
23:04She's like so my type.
23:05What's her name?
23:06Hello, darling.
23:06I'm Alicia.
23:07Hey, nice to meet you.
23:09She's gorgeous.
23:11Fuck off!
23:13Fuck off!
23:15So they must know each other.
23:17So I do actually know Ebony.
23:20I used to see one of her friends.
23:21So that's nice that she's in here.
23:23I thought I was going to know.
23:25Well, I said that.
23:25What are the chances?
23:26What are the chances?
23:27I didn't think it would be you.
23:28I didn't think it was going to be you either.
23:31Imogen and Ebony, they know each other from way back.
23:34Lindsay and Renee also know each other.
23:38So, like, it was bound to happen because lesbians know lesbians
23:41and the queer community is...
23:43Everyone's intertwined.
23:45Like, it's crazy.
23:46Right.
23:46Girls, I think we should do a cheers nonetheless.
23:49Let's cheers to Scissorin'.
23:50Cheers to Scissorin'.
23:52Cheers to Scissorin'.
23:53Woo!
23:55And just like that, our five couples are settling in
23:59for one spicy summer.
24:01You can pull me down, give me the run round.
24:05And heading in to greet them is the queen of matchmaking herself,
24:09Miss Dani Minogue.
24:10This summer, Cupid is wasting no time.
24:13And for our new couples, that starts right now.
24:17Gotta let the feet...
24:18To strap in, girls, because this summer
24:21is gonna be the hottest yet.
24:23Gotta keep up with the good times
24:26and raise yourself
24:28Higher, higher, higher, keep up with the good times.
24:32You can't even do my dress.
24:35Oh, my God.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:40One second.
24:40Do a little slow turn.
24:41A little slow.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Oh, my goodness.
24:45I love that woman.
24:47She is truly iconic.
24:49Hey!
24:50Buongiorno, fellas!
24:52And welcome to the Masseria
24:54and the start of your magical summer of love.
25:00Woo!
25:02You've all been matched up,
25:04but now it's time for you to decide
25:07if Cupid's bow has left you feeling
25:11phew, lovestruck,
25:13or fancy-free.
25:16Because in this Masseria,
25:19everyone's a possibility.
25:21Woo!
25:23Hey, how you doing?
25:24How you doing?
25:25Listen to her.
25:26At the end of this Italian holiday,
25:29you could be leaving here with the one.
25:35Scary.
25:36So, is that person standing next to you right now,
25:42or is she mingling with another?
25:45Question mark.
25:46I'm not all true, though.
25:47Girls, to help you on your path to love,
25:51I decided to test the chemistry you felt
25:54in your very first kisses.
25:57A little temperature test, if you like.
26:00Okay.
26:01Okay.
26:01I'd like to line you up in this order.
26:05Oh, God.
26:07Elise and Faye, you're first.
26:09And I want you to come this end.
26:12I don't like this at all.
26:14It's okay.
26:15Oh, thank you.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:17What is going on?
26:19Ashley and Imogen.
26:21Cool.
26:21You're gonna go in that space there.
26:24Sorry, girl.
26:26Then we have Lindsay and Renee.
26:28You guys are in your space.
26:29You're gonna stay.
26:30Okay, Barbara.
26:31Right there.
26:32Ebony and Tyra.
26:33Get your slot in there.
26:37So that leaves Alicia and Nikita,
26:41and you guys are gonna stay there.
26:44That was intense.
26:45Girls.
26:47Oh.
26:48You are lined up based on how you rated the chemistry
26:52in your first kiss with your match.
26:56Oh.
26:58The couple up this end hold the hottest chemistry.
27:05Now I seem keen.
27:08Elise, Faye.
27:10Hello.
27:11Hello.
27:11Cupid, did okay?
27:12Yeah, I'm happy.
27:13I'm buzzing.
27:13She's hot.
27:14Woo!
27:15Good.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:17Like, highest ranked chemistry.
27:19Love, love that.
27:20We've sort of just bonded, clicked already.
27:23She's lovely.
27:24Am I U-hauling?
27:26Is that what this is?
27:30And the couple down this end are feeling a little cooler.
27:35Alicia, Nikita.
27:37I feel like I'm more of a slow burn,
27:39so, like, it's hard to gauge off, like, the first kiss.
27:42And I think it's so hard for Femme for Femme,
27:44because it's, like, the challenge of whether it's, like,
27:47platonic or something more.
27:48Look, it's good to be honest.
27:50Yeah.
27:51And maybe the second kiss will do the trick.
27:55Maybe.
27:56Things can change in a heartbeat.
27:59Right.
28:01Today started with a kiss.
28:03Yes.
28:04But who wants to end it with a kiki?
28:06Yeah!
28:09Oh, yeah!
28:11Well, grab your glow sticks, because tonight's theme is...
28:16Me on night!
28:17Woo!
28:18Woo!
28:21Well, girls, strap in for the summer of your life.
28:26Woo!
28:27You never know what might be coming next.
28:31Oh!
28:33She'll open out!
28:35Oh!
28:37Oh!
28:37I see!
28:39Woo!
28:40Woo!
28:40She has gone in here, like, wow.
28:43Well, Danny's put the girls in their place, hasn't she?
28:46I feel like I'm fired up.
28:47I feel like I'm fired up.
28:49And in the lounge, Ashley, Imogen, Renee and Lindsay want to work out what it all means for their matches.
28:57Did we want to speak about the ratings or no?
28:59And I'll respect if you guys just say no, and I'll respect if you say no.
29:02You can, but I'm not saying anything.
29:03So why would I say that then?
29:04Oh, that's fine.
29:05So we're both just not going to say it?
29:06Okay.
29:06When we got lined up, I wasn't sure how Imogen was feeling.
29:10I feel like she just doesn't give a lot away, so I wasn't expecting to be second in the line.
29:14So I need to not doubt myself.
29:16I'm obviously a 10-10 kiss.
29:18Do you want to tell me?
29:19Yeah, I mean, I gave a five.
29:21Okay.
29:22Yeah, I gave a five, but only because, like, I was like, I'm not sure about...
29:26The chemistry?
29:27Yeah, I don't know, yeah.
29:29Well, I gave a seven, and I gave a seven because I felt like we have good potential.
29:33Okay.
29:33And I think that you're a bit standoffish, but, like, I think I can see through it.
29:38Do you know what I mean?
29:38I am a bit guarded.
29:39But it doesn't bother me, like, whatever number you give me.
29:43No, okay.
29:43I can change that.
29:45It made me feel happy, obviously, we're not at the bottom,
29:47because it gives us both something to build on and work towards.
29:52So you gave a five then?
29:53No.
29:53I respect that.
29:55No.
29:55Yeah, but that's only because...
29:56Seven.
29:57Wow.
29:58I'm not telling you, am I?
29:59So you're not.
30:00Fine.
30:01Obviously, I'm intrigued to know if there's any sort of, like, chemistry with my match,
30:05like, of course, but I've kind of got to keep my options open.
30:09I can't just go organs blazing for one girl day one.
30:12I know you gave me a ten, it's fine.
30:13Yeah.
30:14Okay.
30:15Did you actually?
30:16No.
30:18Keen as far.
30:19I've got to go ten.
30:20I was like, I don't want to know, because, like, if you rated me too high,
30:22then I'm, like, too keen.
30:23Go on.
30:23I can't do it.
30:24I'm so picky.
30:25Oh, you, like, get the ick.
30:26You're actually really in for it.
30:28Oh, really?
30:29I think Imogen, she's cheeky, she's fun, I feel like she's just a flirty person.
30:32She's definitely giving, like, diva vibe and she's got an attitude on her, which I absolutely
30:36love as well.
30:37She'll definitely keep me in line.
30:39She gets the ick very quickly, so I'm, like, having to be on watch right now.
30:42Yeah.
30:43I said if I rated her kiss too high, she would have got the ick.
30:46Fair.
30:46So I'm not going to say it.
30:47It's like tricky.
30:48I feel like I really wasn't rating the kiss, I was, like, rating everything.
30:52Yeah, I feel like me, I'm more rated than, like, what was in front of me, do you know?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Tits.
30:57Yeah.
30:57You rated tits.
30:58Fuck.
30:59Valid.
31:01So valid.
31:02Well, Imogen, if you've got it, babes, flaunt it.
31:04That's what I always say.
31:07In the bedroom, Faye's match Elise is changing things up and seems to have her eye on Alicia.
31:15Alicia, she's, like, just got gorgeous energy about her.
31:19How are you feeling?
31:20All right.
31:22You've got such a strong-ass accent.
31:24Do you like it?
31:26Who, you're with Nikita, aren't ya?
31:28Yeah.
31:30Don't sound too gassed.
31:31No.
31:32Yeah.
31:32Sorry, I'm so sorry.
31:33Yeah.
31:34No, she is, she's so lovely.
31:36Yeah, of course.
31:37Lovely's not going to cut it, so.
31:38Yeah, no, you are right.
31:40Do you think when you look at us both, does it give platonic?
31:44It doesn't.
31:45Well, you're femme for, are you actually femme for femme?
31:47Uh.
31:48She's apparently femme for femme.
31:50No, you're not.
31:52Why are you looking at my outfit and smiling like that?
31:54I've caught her looking at me a few times.
31:57We're flirting and there is obviously that attraction there.
32:01It's time to be gorgeous.
32:03Baby, when they look.
32:04Right.
32:05Bright orange sunset.
32:07A selection box of lighting.
32:09And a clash of colour not seen since the noughties.
32:12It can only mean one thing.
32:14It's time for the neon nights party.
32:17I think everyone's obviously gonna get to know each other a little bit more.
32:20I think it'll be nice to, like, have a little mingle.
32:22Elise is very touchy-feely and my love language is physical touch.
32:27So, like, I'm getting the vibes that she fancies me.
32:30I hope she does.
32:31She's hot.
32:32Look at my outfit.
32:34This is giving exciting.
32:35This is giving, I'm ready to party.
32:38I'm proper buzzing.
32:40It's, like, every gay girl's dream.
32:42Bunch of lesbians having a party in a massive year.
32:45Like, what more could you want?
32:46Death drop.
32:47I can't death drop.
32:49I wish I could.
32:50That's hard.
32:51Stop flipping.
32:51I know.
32:52Sorry.
32:53Oh, is this a thing?
32:54Game on it!
32:56Is this a thing?
32:58Obviously, I know Ebony from the outside.
33:01But I'm enjoying just having a little bit of a flirt.
33:04So, just see where it goes.
33:05It's day or night.
33:09Grab your glow sticks, girls.
33:11It's party time.
33:12And it's hard to break in heaven.
33:16And it's hard to break in heaven.
33:19And it's hard to break in.
33:21Oh!
33:22I feel like a well-fed lesbian.
33:25Honestly, like, all of the beautiful babes.
33:27And we know now.
33:29It feels so good to be around women that love women,
33:33that appreciate beauty.
33:34I'm never around this many different queer people.
33:38It's amazing.
33:44I think this is a crucial moment to mingle and get to know everyone.
33:48It's time to kind of explore.
33:52Everyone really has, like, pulled out of the bag today.
33:55Ebony was definitely going for it.
33:57Let's go!
33:58And it's hard to break.
34:00I think Faye really likes me.
34:02Like, we very clearly get on like a house on fire.
34:05She seems like such a lovely girl.
34:07Then I stop looking at her and start looking at Alicia
34:10and realise the best looking woman I've ever seen.
34:13He's stood ten feet from me.
34:18Let's go, lesbian!
34:30Hey, guys, we need a little debrief.
34:32Okay.
34:34How's everyone feeling so far?
34:37Who are you with?
34:38Me, Tyra.
34:39I feelin' it?
34:40She's not my usual type, but she's not somebody I would knock back.
34:43Yeah. How you feeling with your match?
34:46Go on, Tyra. So, like, I don't feel that connection.
34:48You can't force it. Yeah, you try to...
34:50And I think we're different people. I take a while to warm up.
34:53You know, I'm quite introverted, and she's, like, a big personality.
34:55She is. And I would love that for her.
34:58But I think, like, I would struggle. Fair enough. Anyone else?
35:01Go on, Elise. Go on, cos you're, like, basically married off.
35:04I'm not now. She isn't.
35:06I've been matched with someone.
35:08The minute we've open-mouthed, we get on, like, a house of colour.
35:12Yeah, it's clear. We're crazy.
35:13What I'll say is it's funny, and I fall for funny.
35:17It seems like you've got a good bumper.
35:18It looks good, doesn't it?
35:20Like, I think she likes you a lot. Yeah, I do.
35:22But I don't think she's, like, completely locked in.
35:25I will say, I think your match, Alicia, is gorgeous.
35:29She's fan for fam, though. She's stunning.
35:32I know. Wait, who's going with the matches now?
35:34What are you feeling? Ding, ding, ding.
35:36Like, I am usually used to, like, an introverted person.
35:40Really? Yeah, cos I kind of like someone to mellow me out.
35:42Yeah, just tell when she's in the room.
35:44Yeah, yeah, like, I feel like it was an adjustment at first.
35:48But, like, cos I'm used to, like, somebody, like,
35:49kind of grounding me, if that makes sense.
35:51It's just day one. Yeah.
35:53She could have a completely different attitude.
35:54It's true.
35:54Obviously, I think she's really attractive.
35:58She's really sweet.
35:59Like, she's a bit of a guarded person.
36:01Aren't you?
36:01I would say, like, I'm going to try and be like,
36:03you know what, this person might actually hold me down.
36:06Yeah.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08I agree.
36:09Yeah, man.
36:10I don't know what I'm thinking with Ashley.
36:12Really?
36:13Really?
36:13Yeah.
36:14I just don't think there's anything, like, romantic there for me.
36:19You know my match, innit?
36:20Yeah.
36:21You two, that seems like you're vibing quite a bit.
36:22Yeah, I've known her since I was, like, 17.
36:24Is that all that is?
36:25Do you not ever explore anything, or...?
36:27Would I?
36:28Yeah, with Imogen. Probably I.
36:29Yeah.
36:29Probably I, not gonna lie.
36:31Obviously, she's a good-looking girl.
36:32But I could just tell, like, what type of girl she is.
36:36Do you know what I mean? Like, very flirty.
36:37Really?
36:38I could see you two. Do you know what I mean?
36:39I'll be real, like, I wouldn't take her seriously.
36:41She's a good-time girl.
36:42Yeah, good-time girl.
36:43I'm flirting with you for fucking...
36:44But you can have a flu, right?
36:46No, no, of course.
36:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%, but I could just tell the vibes.
36:49In a relationship, I would, like, trust her.
36:51Imogen and Ebony, them two know each other,
36:55so that's instantly, like, a foot ahead.
36:58You can't compete with someone who already knows each other.
37:00Do you know what I mean? They've already got that chemistry,
37:02connection, comfort with each other.
37:04I mean, it is what it is. We'll see what it is.
37:06Like, but I'm not holding my breath.
37:08I'm sorry to break your heart
37:11but you don't really give me much choice, do you?
37:14So Ashley's got doubts about her match with Imogen.
37:18And Nikita's questioning
37:20whether her feelings for her match, Alicia, are mutual.
37:24It did feel, with our first kiss, like, we didn't have that much chemistry.
37:29Did you feel the same?
37:30I felt the same. Like, I think it was...
37:31It did feel very, like, girly-pop and I feel like you're so lovely.
37:35But we're too similar.
37:37Yeah. Do you feel like?
37:38I know you said that straight off the bat.
37:39I can see why we're a match.
37:41Yes.
37:42Because we're so similar.
37:43But it could either be amazing or it could just be friends.
37:45Because we were so nervous, we were just besties.
37:48Oh, my God, yeah, like, I can't...
37:50How the fuck am I meant to rank that kiss?
37:52No.
37:52But it wasn't high and I felt really bad
37:54because all the other girls... Was it under five?
37:57Yeah.
37:57It was yours.
37:58I went for a full... OK, fine.
38:00Was yours, like, one? No.
38:02Is it...?
38:04Oh, God.
38:06We're not friends anymore.
38:09No, we need to get offended.
38:10No, it's all right. I get it.
38:12It didn't feel like... No, I see it.
38:13It didn't feel like there was chemistry and I was...
38:14Honestly, I was like, maybe everyone's feeling like this.
38:17I can't tell.
38:18I was just like, oh, my God, I'm freaking out.
38:21I don't know.
38:21It's a shame because I can see exactly why Dani matched us
38:25because we're so similar, like, but we're too similar,
38:29if that makes sense.
38:30And, yeah, I think just from the get-go, like,
38:33we didn't have any spark.
38:34Like, is there anyone else you think you fancy?
38:36I fancy every single person in this place.
38:38Honestly, everyone's so beautiful.
38:39Everyone's so gorgeous.
38:41Exactly, so it's just like...
38:42Yeah.
38:43What about you?
38:44I don't know.
38:45I'm in, like, my head a bit because I have...
38:46I don't know if I fancy Lise.
38:48Yeah, yeah.
38:49Girl, I thought you were femme for femme.
38:51No, this is what I mean.
38:52I'm thinking, like, have I lived my whole life in a lie
38:55that I'm, like, femme for femme and I think she's really fit?
38:58No, because there's no labels.
39:00I like who I like.
39:01Got people all over.
39:02But then, like, I'm a bit wary.
39:04I think masks are dangerous territory
39:06and they are a bit, like...
39:09I don't know, not playa.
39:11I don't want to say playa, but playa, literally.
39:14We're just bad girls
39:17We're talking about the sad girls
39:20Remember, Alicia, in this masqueria, everyone's a possibility.
39:25Talking about their...
39:27And for Imogen, that includes her old pal Ebony.
39:30I've not spoke to you in years.
39:32I know.
39:34It is crazy.
39:36I know.
39:38Do you fancy me?
39:40Possibly.
39:41Why not just saying yeah?
39:42Because I've been not so long.
39:45Not so long.
39:47I get a bit nervous with Imogen.
39:49She's a very, like, confident, dominating character,
39:52which challenges us a little bit
39:54because I'm a confident, dominating character.
39:57I think you're fair.
39:58Like, I fancy you.
39:59Oh, wow.
40:00Yeah.
40:02Yeah, that's nice.
40:03But, like, I get on with you, do you know what I mean?
40:06Yeah.
40:06Like, we've got good craft.
40:07We do.
40:08I feel like I'm very attracted to her,
40:10which is strange because typically I wouldn't be.
40:13So I'm trying to suss out whether it is just, like,
40:15a comfort thing for me that, like, she's here
40:17and it is, like, a little bit of home
40:19or whether I'm thinking, like, shit,
40:21we actually do fancy each other.
40:23Do you think we should actually talk about matches at some point, though?
40:26100%.
40:26What do you think they're thinking?
40:28Like, do you think we look really, like, comfy?
40:29Yeah, probably.
40:30Did you say that you fancied me?
40:32Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I fancy her.
40:35What did she say about me?
40:38I think it is she's having a chat with her.
40:40What did she say?
40:41Yeah.
40:43Tell me.
40:43I think it was just her opinion and she just said she thinks that...
40:47I don't know.
40:48Yeah.
40:49I don't know if I like it.
40:50It might just be, yeah, for a good time.
40:53I'm actually just hit her for a good time.
40:55Yeah.
40:55I think that maybe Ashleigh feels, like, a certain type of way.
40:59Maybe she feels a little bit gutted.
41:00But, like, I think it's unfair to say those things
41:02when it's, like, we've only all just met each other.
41:05I said, everyone's allowed with flue.
41:07I said, I'm going to flue it by everything.
41:09It doesn't have to...
41:12Are you in the lowdowns?
41:13Are you in the lowdowns?
41:14No?
41:15All right.
41:17So come play with me.
41:22So Imogen's made her feelings for Ebony crystal clear.
41:25But for Faye and Elise, the path to love is confusing.
41:30How are you feeling?
41:32Tell me the truth.
41:33What did you say?
41:34Go on, then.
41:34I think you're gorgeous, but you're not my type, like, out of...
41:38What is here?
41:42Just...
41:43Say it.
41:43You're prying.
41:47Alicia.
41:48But I spoke to her, so there's no, like...
41:50So speak... Are you going to speak to her?
41:54Yes.
41:54I should give her the time.
41:55Yeah, it's hard.
41:56I should give her that time.
41:59OK, and then what?
42:02Then I'm not going to laugh till I cry in the minute.
42:04I meet her, and then it's going to be like,
42:06Where's Faye?
42:07Oh, right, so...
42:08Yeah.
42:08You've got to have a look.
42:09Yeah.
42:10Well, then, what?
42:11Yeah.
42:12In one breath, she's saying she's into me, like, that blah, blah, blah.
42:15And then in the next breath, she's like,
42:17I'm going to go and see if someone is as funny as you.
42:20And if she's not, I'll come back.
42:23Why did I take that on the chin and say that it was Faye?
42:28Oh, no.
42:29Can I have a kiss, Faye?
42:30I think you need to have a kiss with me,
42:33and then you just flow a little bit easier.
42:34Is that what it is?
42:35It's a little bit like WD-40 in the old...
42:38Can I show you?
42:39OK.
42:39Give us a kiss.
42:45I wasn't really getting anywhere,
42:47so I saw her just gave her a kiss and left the conversation.
42:52What else was I meant to do?
42:55If in doubt, just snog it out, Faye.
42:59In the bedroom, Imogen's got a bone to pick with her match, Ashley.
43:05I was just speaking to Ebony.
43:06She said that you had said something like,
43:10I don't think she's, like, serious,
43:11I just think she's here for, like, a good time.
43:14Mm.
43:14Yeah, I just want to know why.
43:16Like, what's give you the impression of that?
43:19Cos you've just been moving mad, like, in front of my face.
43:22Like, with Ebony.
43:23You did.
43:23Yeah, but, like, I know her, like, it's just...
43:25No, it's cool, like, do you know what I mean?
43:26It's not deep, like, at all.
43:27Like, I've known you a day...
43:28This is what I mean.
43:29You've known me a day, so it's like, it's...
43:30How can you say, oh, she's unserious?
43:35It's not deep that it's not serious, like, I don't...
43:37But with us all, like, you don't think I'm serious in general?
43:40Just both, like, do you know what I mean?
43:42They've been flirting all night, like, just blatantly flirting,
43:45whatever, we're all here to do that.
43:47But, like, the way it's been gone about,
43:49I just think it's a bit of a sneaky move.
43:51Like, I think it's unfair to say that I'm unserious
43:54cos I've had a flirt on the first day I've been here.
43:56But that's fine, like, it's... No, but...
43:57No, but, like, baby, if you think that, honestly, you think that.
44:00You think that. So, like, it's fine.
44:02Fine, then.
44:02OK.
44:05All right.
44:06OK.
44:07Cool.
44:08Sound.
44:09No drama.
44:11No.
44:12Enjoy your night.
44:13Thanks, babe.
44:14Nice little sassy walk.
44:15Always.
44:17I'd started my day kissing her and now we're, like...
44:21arguing.
44:23Typical lesbians.
44:24Ugh.
44:27Now, just a hunch, but I reckon there's more chance of me turning straight
44:32than those two staying in their match.
44:34What a way to drop a hunch out, baby.
44:36Cos you really didn't think I'd find out.
44:38And after their awkward kiss earlier, Renee's got her work cut out to win over Lindsay.
44:43Did you enjoy the party?
44:44I did, I did.
44:46Yeah, so did I.
44:47It was nice, like, to talk to everyone, see everyone's different dynamics.
44:51I know.
44:51But I'm gonna put work in to try to make Lindsay feel more comfortable, get to know me better.
44:57Like, masculine girls always be the ones that have to put in the energy.
45:00If I show her that I'm open, then she'll open her heart to me, hopefully.
45:06Honestly, it's been nice getting to know you, like, properly in person.
45:09I know.
45:10You're, like, a really pretty girl.
45:11Like, honestly, you're really attractive.
45:14But, like, how do you feel about our connection?
45:17I'm feeling good about it.
45:18I'm feeling good about it.
45:20I think, I think you're definitely the only person at the moment that makes me feel,
45:24like, very safe, which is nice.
45:27I think with Renee, you know, it's like a nice slow burn.
45:30I think we have that mutual respect for each other.
45:32We have that attraction.
45:34I think I owe it to explore that, you know?
45:38What about you?
45:39Well, to be honest, you're the only girl that's my type.
45:42OK.
45:44Come on, Mama.
45:51This is so good.
45:57Trying to copy tonight.
45:59Mm-hm.
46:03You're from the only time I got you, though.
46:04Yeah.
46:05So, that's all I feel like.
46:07My first kiss was not good.
46:10I was thinking, like, Lindsay's never going to want to kiss me again.
46:13Like, I've literally ruined it for myself.
46:16But I didn't.
46:18She still gave me chances to reprove myself.
46:21And now we just have this crazy chemistry.
46:24Like, this is how I know I'm God's favourite.
46:25Like, everyone wants to be like, you know, you can't be gay and love Jesus and love God.
46:30But Jesus and God love me, and I love them, like, honestly.
46:33And I'm just, like, so excited to explore it.
46:36Like, she is amazing.
46:37Like, she is amazing.
46:38Like, I'm not gonna be a creative character.
46:43Like, she is so amazing.
46:45One, two, three, four, four.
46:48One, two, three, four, four, five.
46:48Oh, get a room, you two.
46:52Oh, I've no wasted, thirty-five, and I can't feel your arms around me.
46:57I'm so tired as some of the girls start to bed down
47:01Elise Imogen and Alicia a spill in some late night tea
47:08We're just having a gossip so you can just take a seat so and
47:13Do you fancy her?
47:18Answer
47:20Do you fancy her look more than I've been first in a while. Okay, I just like
47:27You know, you're fucking gorgeous. Yeah, you are everyone is swooning for you
47:35It's fine
47:38Anyone with pair eyes yeah, I know how clear I need to be
47:46She records she buzz
47:51What are you bringing what are you doing? Why are you going over there come over here?
47:56Put your fishing rod
47:57Oh, wait, I said she's gorgeous. What do I need to do to make you realize that you're gorgeous?
48:05Alicia who do you fancy is the key question here?
48:08This is getting a lot. It's fine. I guess I can't force the words out of you
48:14But like
48:15I don't know
48:16I don't know it's only day one guys
48:17I'm not asking you anything
48:17It's fine
48:19Elise is looking at Alicia and going who do you fancy it? Is it me?
48:28And I wrapped in my blanket like what I'm actually quite confused to be honest
48:35No wonder Faye's confused
48:37I can barely keep up with this lot
48:45Do you want to push them together?
48:48Yeah
48:48You do?
48:52She's asking me if I want to push the birds together tonight
48:54I don't want to put my guard down
48:57But I'm struggling to find the balance because I really fancy her
49:01I don't want to be so mad about you
49:06Good night!
49:07Good night!
49:07Good night!
49:08Good night!
49:09Good night everyone!
49:11I love you all!
49:12I love you!
49:13I love you!
49:14No funny business, yeah?
49:16I love you!
49:16I love you!
49:19Eww!
49:22That's all, we hear it all night
49:25Oh my God, it's so dark!
49:30About you
49:34Buonanotte girls!
49:39But not everyone's sticking to their own bed tonight
49:43Trouble is your middle name
49:45But in the end you're not too bad
49:47Can someone tell me
49:50If they're trying to be so mad about you
49:57Or leave my line
50:03To say it's so dark
50:08Oh my God!
50:10and love you
50:12Oh my God, it's so dark
50:22In the end…
50:24She needs to just be honest. Messy masks.
50:27You took the best of that. You took the best a lot, actually.
50:30New girls are moving in.
50:34Oh, girls!
50:36Oh, my God.
50:37Hello.
50:38I'm intrigued.
50:39Everyone's floating with everyone.
50:41I'm gonna touch me always.
50:43It's crazy out there.
50:44Have you had a kiss?
50:45Um, we... I think...
50:47It's a yes or no question.
50:48Am I the only one?
50:50It's rich of you to say...
50:51You're not even making sense.
50:52Everything I say makes sense.
50:53Stop! Stop!
51:23...
51:25...
51:25...
Comments