00:00Tu es tellement beau.
00:02Tu es comme une SF 6.5 à Kansas 10.
00:05J'ai une autre shot.
00:10Yo, Isabelle !
00:11Cette petite fille a été en train de laisser voix mails de mon travail.
00:15Ils sont pour sa fille.
00:16Je veux pas d'amener.
00:18C'est pour la part où tu te sens comme un loupable, un loupable,
00:20qui pourrait se plaindre avec Ted Bundy.
00:25Mon boss est tellement éloigné, mon gars.
00:28Line up!
00:29Yes, chef!
00:30Did little orphan Annie come into my kitchen last night
00:33and shed her ginger ass on this tart?
00:38Wait, how does she not know that her sister changed her number?
00:41I'm gonna just see what's happening.
00:44Hey, Iz.
00:44I'm just calling you to ask,
00:47how am I supposed to do this without you?
00:52You're in a better place.
00:54You're always slurping face with Heath Ledger as we speak, huh?
00:58But I miss you.
01:03Isabelle died in November.
01:08She was just the love of my life.
01:11Her voicemails for her dead sister.
01:13You gotta tell her.
01:14No, no, no, no. This is her way of healing.
01:18This is dumb, but I have this fantasy
01:21that someone's gonna come and sit down next to me.
01:24Like, I'm Meg Ryan.
01:26We lock eyes.
01:28and it happens.
01:29Sorry, is this... is this seat taken?
01:39I am boy sober.
01:41I am girl sober.
01:42I will not make out with you.
01:43Even if you bag me, I won't do it.
01:45Scout's honor.
01:48Tell her the truth.
01:50Just say the words.
01:52Jill?
01:57Uh...
02:07This is like a sick reboot of You've Got Man.
02:09Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart.
02:11You are not Tom Hanks!
02:26You are not Tom Hanks!
02:29Or or if you have my eyes.
02:29Please don't see what it is.
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