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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44All right, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Allie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:47I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See ya.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:17Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coast is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, Sleeveheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:25Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go out.
00:08:35I don't want to go out!
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:21The rook is the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Alison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message, sir?
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:25Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I say take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Then do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:25Be sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40Yet.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:42Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No.
00:11:58No, I just.
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:17It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49No!
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother?
00:13:49Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:51Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a problem with him.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, you do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone.
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker.
00:16:44You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08You're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:19Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at club five.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You paid the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:00A dare is a dare!
00:19:01Stop fighting!
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:16Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17Please!
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:40I'm doing you a favor!
00:19:44Fuck!
00:19:48Brett!
00:19:49This is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody
00:20:16understand that great we're going to delete them right now
00:20:26you okay
00:20:38hey hey what do you think you're doing huh sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:45what would happen if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:48what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where
00:20:55when you told everyone
00:20:58that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:08and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know
00:21:14because i'm just ron's little sister huh
00:21:16always causing trouble
00:21:17please just put this up
00:21:19happy
00:21:20yeah
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:29like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:46bullshit
00:21:48fuck rita fuck everybody
00:21:52i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay i want to be liked i want to be wanted and i want
00:21:58someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:00i'll always answer when you come
00:22:03i'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean
00:22:06what does that mean for us
00:22:08what
00:22:08am i
00:22:10to you brent
00:22:11i'm losing my mind
00:22:12i know the rules but
00:22:15look at her
00:22:16all i can think
00:22:18just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:24say it
00:22:24just say it
00:22:25i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:34that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39i can't
00:22:41and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you
00:22:52i'm done
00:22:52no alison alison stop it
00:23:00listen
00:23:01there is a line
00:23:02that i am trying
00:23:03to not
00:23:04cross
00:23:05why
00:23:06because if i do
00:23:08i won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing brent
00:23:41grounding everything
00:23:53yo what's up loser
00:23:59alie
00:23:59are you with brent right now
00:24:03swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now
00:24:06talk to me
00:24:06i facetimed ron
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:22what
00:24:23alie called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:25and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:27two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's it was an accident okay we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party and
00:24:40and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:43and so brent was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right brent if that's true
00:25:00you guys got a ticket or two
00:25:01i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:03i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh i was going to you right after
00:25:07i got it
00:25:09peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:12oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16babe it's uh
00:25:17what's going on we should
00:25:19you forgot something
00:25:20no ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:48all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:52allison you're first
00:25:55do
00:26:02do
00:26:08do
00:26:19do
00:26:20do
00:26:23do
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:31Could wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm no hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She just need to keep her Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03Alright, come on. You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27Let's go!
00:28:29Let's go!
00:28:39This is terrible!
00:28:41It's just terrible!
00:28:42You can be hungry.
00:28:43I don't know, but I'm worried.
00:28:43You're a little bit.
00:28:43I'm tired.
00:28:45You're a little bit late.
00:28:46You're a little bit late.
00:28:48You're a little bit late.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions.
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me, and it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Rana's gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:53You okay, Brad?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:10Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I need?
00:30:33Oh, my.
00:30:35Shit, fuck, hot, hot.
00:30:37Are you okay?
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:42Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Thanks.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:04Just...
00:31:04It's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:21Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41She's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:31:49It's all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:49I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:39Allison?
00:34:49She looks stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Hey, uh, look at the lake.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Oh, yeah.
00:36:02I'm okay.
00:36:06One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Woo!
00:36:11Yeah!
00:36:12Yeah!
00:36:17Yeah!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:29Oh, yeah!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59To girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:36Yes!
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:56Are you okay?
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!��erk!
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait. What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening. Kiss cam. Me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing!
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37Should you stay in your lane?
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him,
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:10You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I...
00:43:35I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under.
00:43:42What?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:29Seeing my best friend just...
00:44:32Suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:45I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:30The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:39What?
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:16Oh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:42You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really, for me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:16Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:23You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:49Second of all, the game's over!
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me!
00:51:04What are you doing?
00:51:05Get off of me!
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night!
00:51:08Just think I care that I'm ruining your night. What do you think Ron would think if he knew you
00:51:11were I don't care
00:51:12How about you electric someone who gives a fuck? Come on. Okay? No more these stupid games. Let's play this
00:51:16shit
00:51:16No, let's go play these stupid games. I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:34My god
00:51:57Oh
00:51:57My god, is she okay
00:52:05You okay
00:52:08I can't feel it
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:10Just breathe. Just try to breathe
00:52:11All right, hey
00:52:13Oh
00:52:15We're going to be okay
00:52:17All right
00:52:17It hurts
00:52:18Let's get you in
00:52:19Hey, let's get you in
00:52:22Let's get you in
00:52:23Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:25Get out of my way
00:52:27Move, move
00:52:57God
00:52:58All the time
00:52:58You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse
00:53:08I jumped in the pool, I saved your life
00:53:10And now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know, I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39Don't say that
00:53:40I did! I fell in love with you, I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:46Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:52Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19I think about you everyday, every morning, and every night
00:55:26And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30It's you that I see
00:55:33Every time
00:55:35Every time
00:55:37Every time
00:55:39What?
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:49Right here
00:55:51Right now
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's gonna kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protectable to brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know, I think
00:56:49I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:55I don't wanna keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:02Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:07I won't do your way
00:57:10It'll be secret, Lars
00:57:26Of course
00:57:27Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi captain, when are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:45Sprinting to you
00:57:47Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:54And I really like your car
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett, stop
00:58:04Don't read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:12He trails kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:18That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like 50 Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palms my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away Allie?
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:36Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:44Um, I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey, are you okay? You sounded sick. Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:12You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:15Huh?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:26Late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:48Uh, I found it in the bathroom
00:59:50If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey!
01:00:14Hey!
01:00:15You found my bag, I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:38thorough search
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me, I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn, Scott
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:19Well, well, well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay? Those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:38A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach, please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those, I don't know what they are
01:01:45Lying
01:01:45It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:56Yeah, sorry, I should have, uh, labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right, they're just vitamins
01:02:01No, they aren't
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:17That's enough
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks, nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean, I know it
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up, when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14Your call
01:03:14And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:24Very sweet
01:03:25Very sweet
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were having
01:03:54Bone sex
01:03:56So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:10I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:14Perfect as to where you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:17I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you on your phone
01:04:23Always
01:04:26Alright
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita, you're up first
01:04:32Then Allison
01:04:44Hey
01:04:45Great
01:04:46Hey
01:04:47Great job, you guys
01:04:48You killed her
01:04:50Hey, great job, you guys
01:05:12Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:39Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:45Oh, Brett, thank you.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of the performances and character,
01:05:56I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:03Wow.
01:06:05Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:07I'm proud of you.
01:06:08You want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21It's not what you wanted.
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:27I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo.
01:06:31Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Looking good, baby.
01:06:34Y'all do private shows.
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:44What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I'm in your dreams.
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got a captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:08Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:11You shameless whore.
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14I'm a woman.
01:07:16I did.
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:18She's a public bus.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:24Hey, fuckface.
01:07:26You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:34That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now.
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49All right.
01:07:51You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brent.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me
01:08:17out.
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:23Oh, shit.
01:08:24No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:27I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:36What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:45Brett.
01:08:46Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just washing up, man.
01:08:49God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:03Do you need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Let's see what happens.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you did.
01:09:38I feel what you did.
01:09:40It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44I'm sorry.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:51I can help you.
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little wild.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:05Alison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:29You know, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:10:35You know, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show's going to break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:01let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Alison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:26Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the squad then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Alison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Alison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23You suck!
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you.
01:12:31For the clout?
01:12:32For the status?
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:42You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:47Boo!
01:12:47Boo!
01:12:47Boo!
01:12:47Just, please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Alison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:34any of Rita's take your spells ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Now, for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:51You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, every body is different,
01:14:14but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:18one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:20She's threatened the total control
01:14:22that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible,
01:14:25because Allison,
01:14:26she's a beautiful person,
01:14:27and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:29And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:33That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you,
01:15:00playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:07you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now,
01:15:28you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you,
01:15:37his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41All right, he's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:42I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you,
01:15:48Mrs. Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:52I would like to apologize to you
01:15:55for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now,
01:15:59you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:16So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:32Yes!
01:16:33But the state university wins it all!
01:16:40Yes!
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:42Yeah!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Yeah.
01:16:49Yeah.
01:16:53kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
01:17:04hey allison
01:17:08the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:12hey you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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