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00:07Theon, mortal, you ravid 16 temples of the sun, 3,000 ordained priests, sacrilege beyond redemption.
00:17What do you have to say for yourself?
00:22Say what?
00:24Stubborn to the end.
00:25Pythias, high priestess of Apollo, I authorize you!
00:30Make him talk!
00:37Is that it?
00:38The god it's pet can't even swing a whip without running out of breath.
00:44Now that's a spy.
00:45Haven't seen balls like that on this mountain since Prometheus swiped the fire.
00:49Oh, look who trolled out, the mighty conqueror of the twelve labors himself.
00:54Zeus calls, you ghost him every time, but one mortal's about to get his head lopped off,
00:58and suddenly here you are like a stray dog that caught the scent of blood?
01:01I bled for my godhead, 12 trials, 12 kills, not like some pretty boy who got invisible
01:07because mommy dunked him in a river.
01:09I'm here to watch a man die.
01:12Problem?
01:13Whatever helps you sleep at night, big guy.
01:17Enough!
01:18Cut off his limbs!
01:20Drain him of every last drop of Demgard blood, and throw what's left into the abyss!
01:27You old bastard chaos.
01:29I crawled through the pits of hell just to reach you.
01:33Thought maybe.
01:34Just maybe.
01:36I'd finally have enough to spit in the face of fate.
01:39Fought my way through all of it.
01:41And it still wasn't enough.
01:43A whole mountain of false gods, and here I am in chains.
01:47That spark you gave me looks like it dies today.
01:51Wretched little mud-borne creature.
01:53The gods put bread in your mouths.
01:55And this is how you repay them?
01:57By sinking your teeth into the hand that feeds you?
02:09Your blade split Apollo's golden idol in half.
02:13Sixteen holy temples.
02:15Ash.
02:16Thousands of his anointed priests choking on their own blood.
02:20Your soul belongs in the Magna.
02:23Let it burn for all eternity.
02:26Three thousand leeches who fattened on the blood of the poor.
02:30I put them down, and I do it again.
02:43Silence, wretch.
02:45You torched holy ground, butchered priests by the hundreds,
02:47and you still have the gall to run your mouth on this tribunal.
02:50Who gave you the right to judge me, Poseidon?
02:53When the plague tore through Athens, and ten thousand people rotted in the streets,
02:57where was your precious light then?
02:58People were dying in the gutters.
03:01Couldn't even get a handful of herbs.
03:03And what did your temple of light do?
03:06Sent down an oracle demanding the poor hand over their last shreph of food.
03:11Kimmeras were snatching children from their beds,
03:15and you didn't lift a finger.
03:18Then you had the nerve to call it, what was it?
03:21Oh, right.
03:22A trial ordained by Apollo.
03:29Your so-called divine authority feeds on the living, drinks from the dying.
03:33Every last one I find, I'll rip apart with my bare hands.
03:37The covenant is supposed to be a fair trade.
03:39Take the mortal's grain, then let them feed the beasts.
03:42Deli's been double-dipped.
03:44And frankly, it's getting a bit ugly.
03:47The kid's right!
03:49If it were me, I'd have tossed those white-robed cowards into my forge
03:52and hammered them into scrap metal.
03:54One by goddamn one!
03:56Sit down.
03:57This is a tribunal, not your forge.
04:02What are you to question the gods?
04:05If the Lord of Light demands an entire city burn with him,
04:09that is the honor those insects should be grateful for.
04:13Your worthless bones paved the road into his throne.
04:15That is fate's gift to you!
04:17Privilege?
04:19My only regret is I wasn't fast enough.
04:21Should have burned Apollo's eight and you with it, you deranged old hag.
04:25Heretic!
04:27Lord Poseidon, this creature's soul is rotted beyond salvation.
04:31As High Priestess of the Temple of Light, I invoke the Well of Truth,
04:35the mirror that reflects all cause and consequences.
04:38Let it end this farce once and for all!
04:43Truth?
04:44The Well of Truth?
04:47High Priestess, strip him of his demigod power.
04:51Banish him to the wastelands of Hades.
04:53That sentence is more than enough to pay for the Temple's losses.
04:58There's no need to invoke the Well.
05:00Lord Postine!
05:01He drowned Apollo's sacred flame in his own filthy blood!
05:04He fed the profited oracles to the vultures!
05:07And now he stands before the gods and spits on the glory of the sun!
05:11Mere exile!
05:12How does that cleanse sacrilege of this magnitude?
05:14Once the Well of Truth opens, it rips a soul's fate threads wide open by force.
05:21Unleashing a judgment of the Twelve upon a mere demigod.
05:24It's out of proportion.
05:26It breaks protocol.
05:28Protocol?
05:29Then explain this.
05:31How does a nobody from the Slim survive ten years fighting in the deepest pit of Tartus?
05:36How does a mortal ascend to demigod?
05:39Something is hiding behind him.
05:41Something heretical.
05:44What the hell is this hag getting at?
05:46Don't play Hero.
05:48She wants the Well to expose whoever trained him, whoever's been protecting him,
05:53and nail them to this tribunal right next to him.
05:56Make no mistake.
05:58This is Apollo moving the pieces.
06:02Oh, this is rich.
06:04Can't crush one little mortal, so now they want to dig up whoever taught him and put them on trial
06:09too?
06:10Real classy move, Temple of Light.
06:13Lord Poseidon, the Temple of Light won't back down.
06:17Deny them this, and Apollo's fury will be difficult to contain.
06:22Perhaps it's wiser to let them see it through.
06:29The High Priestess insists.
06:31So be it.
06:33Granted.
06:34Well of Truth!
06:36Descend!
06:39Bring it on!
06:41I stared down the monsters in the abyss.
06:42You think I'm scared of your little splash?
06:44Pour it all out.
06:45Let's see who really swirls when the truth hits the mirror!
06:52Absolute madman.
06:53That's what I wild wolf who doesn't know the rules and doesn't give a damn.
06:57Just goes for the throat and never lets go!
07:00Crazy.
07:01This kid's got nothing on you.
07:03Remember when you shot an arrow at the sun god's chariot just to cross a damn sea?
07:07And then you beat death himself into the dirt with your bare fists.
07:11Wrestled Alclectius' soul right out of his hands.
07:17Piss off!
07:18Stop bringing up my old crap.
07:22Back up, back up.
07:24That lunatic is fiercely protective.
07:25He once tied up Thanius and beat the living daylights out of him.
07:28Tell me about it.
07:30Not even Zeus can keep him on a sleash.
07:34Hercules!
07:35Stow your tavern brow theastrix!
07:38This is the sacred tribunal!
07:40One more word out of you, you old shrick.
07:43And I'll rip what's left of your precious temple apart with my bare hands.
07:47Right now!
07:49All of you, shut up!
07:52Listen well, Theron.
07:54If the mirror proves your hands are clean, I'll grant you a quick death.
07:56But if that water shows you've been hiding behind justice for mortals while serving your own ends.
08:03I will drive this trident through your chest myself.
08:07And what's left of your soul, I'll carve into pieces and feed to Cerberus.
08:13Let the gods witness!
08:14Which wretched, suicidal hair attack dared raise a creature who desiccates the light?
08:27Theron!
08:29Keep that Belos going!
08:31If I'm not back by nightfall, you head north.
08:34Beg, Grohl, do whatever it takes.
08:36Just stay alive!
08:37Don't go!
08:38It's the Hydra in those swamps!
08:40It's blood through stone!
08:41That Demophrod picked his own fight!
08:43Why should you die for it?
08:48Let go of me!
08:51Hercules went out there to protect us!
08:53He's pinned down by the venom now!
08:55No fire, no way out!
08:57He's dead for sure!
09:04Hercules!
09:06I brought the fire!
09:08I brought the fire!
09:09I'm mortal!
09:11Get out of here!
09:12The air is pure venom!
09:13You'll be dead before you reach me!
09:16Catch it!
09:16Burn the stumps!
09:18Cotton's gonna rise the necks before they throw back!
09:23No!
09:40AHHHHHH!
09:41AHHHHHH!
09:42AHHHHHHHHH!
09:47have you lost your mind the hydra's venom eats through bronze shields your hands are gone
09:53those smithing hands are gone ruined hands beat a whole village full of corpses if that thing had
10:01snapped your neck out there those people back home wouldn't have lived to see sunrise
10:08go to delphi find the priests at apollo's temple they've got holy water that can slow the poison
10:16it'll keep you alive those pristine marble steps of theirs aren't meant for the likes of a sod covered
10:26blacksmith take my token drop my name tell them hercules sent you once i finish these goddamn
10:36trials i'm hauling a whole cart of gold to that city and dragging you out myself then i'll pray you
10:43make it through those trials alive big fella don't let those high and mighty bastards on the mountain
10:49look down on you
11:04grandpa i sold it the forge the last of the good iron even mother's silver necklace sold it all to
11:12the trade caravan the white-robed priests swore to me if we offer everything to the temple of light
11:21they'll grant us the holy water they'll wash the venom right out of you grandpa you'll be okay
11:27we can go up those steps today no that's your money it's everything you have left to survive on
11:36the temple the temple won't help us the priest swore an oath in the name of the light
11:43grandpa it's going to be all right we're going up those steps today
11:51hercules if you ever do become a god look down just once see what a mortal's life is really worth
11:58to that temple of yours
12:03may apollo's radiance forgive your ignorance
12:06old blacksmith even if you dug up every grain of dirt in sparta
12:11it wouldn't buy you a single drop of apollo's holy water every promise the gods made was a lie
12:19i should have let the hydra's venom melt that glorious hero into a puddle of rot
12:26this is the price of meddling in the trials of olympia fate has decreed that you rot where you stand
12:33this is everything we have we sold everything for this every last coin goes to the temple
12:39please just one drop of holy water for my grandfather
12:43the temple of light has no use for your peasant pocket change
12:55damn it how can a lowly blacksmith's fate be woven this deeply into the affairs of olympus
13:01so that's what this is the kid chained up on this rock today he's the grandson of the blacksmith who
13:07saved the god of war the same old man these white rope worms left to rot
13:14that can't be right the mirror must be wrong enough pretending you don't see it
13:18that shaking little boy clutching copper coins in the mirror is the man in chains on this tribunal
13:24right now he's not here to be judged he's here to collect a blood debt from all of olympus
13:35open up give me the cure i swear i'll skin every last one of you foolish little beast
13:45you think mortal iron can cut through the radiance of the sun
13:52give him the antidote my grandfather took that poison for your olympians
13:58this is the ending the mores have written the old blacksmith tampered with a divine trial
14:04this rotting flesh is the punishment he was meant to bear
14:07screw your bullshit oracle you took our gold now give us the cure gold can only pave the road to
14:15the deepest pit of hades it can't buy you a second chance against divine will go kneel at the edge
14:20of
14:20the abyss of the abyss and pray
14:50don't close your eyes look at me
15:0470 years that little boy in the blizzard who couldn't buy a single drop of holy water that was you
15:13i bet the temple of light was heartbroken when i didn't have the dixancy to freeze to death out there
15:19i told you apollo breeds nothing but bloodsuckers like here
15:25say the word big man i can have a raiding party at delphi's gates by sundown leave nothing but ash
15:35achilles stand down hercules look where you are reign in your power now the craft of the forge i gave
15:44that to mankind with my own hands that old blacksmith was my disciple among mortals pythria your precious
15:51temple let him die like a dog in the snow the temple of light thought it was putting a mortal
15:59on trial
15:59in reality you've been poking a demi-ganon berserter into drawing his weapon
16:10damn you temple of law
16:22this is blasphemy against lord apollo your petty debts don't outweigh the blood of a thousand
16:30prophets hercules the wheels of fate do not turn backward for some gutter born nobody
16:41to hell with
16:43i bled out in those 12 trials so you could sit pretty in your temple that old blacksmith caught
16:54the hydra's venom for me and your people ground him into dust
17:11this mirror shows me the old man's kin suffered even one more indignity i will snap
17:17repillar on this tribunal and shove them down your throats
17:22lord apollo send the sun chariot this mad beast will tear olympus apart
17:30high priestess you unchained this beast now do you still dare look deeper into that well
17:39tear it open rip his soul bare i want every god here to see exactly who gave this monster the
17:47power to
17:48slay the divine oh this is getting good athena ten gold coins says the sun god himself shows up before
17:57the hour is out
18:01achilles reign in your bloodlust sheath the sword
18:08perseus put down that rusty pig stipper of yours grab the medusa shield and get to the tribunal
18:15things are about to get divine
18:30hold on that rusty blade in his hands
18:33that's the old blacksmith's craft no doubt about it but who took that scrap metal and honed it into
18:39a weapon that can kill gods
18:44which means whoever reforged
18:46his mortal bones is someone else entirely hercules you killed the hydra barely 70 years ago
18:5570 years isn't nearly enough for a half frozen mortal runt to become a monster who carves through high
19:01priests like lambs who did he meet down in that abyss 70 years to cross the line between mortal and
19:10divine
19:10that's open defiance of the loom of faith
19:14that's what's going on
19:14ha ha ha drop the act
19:16that move he pulled just now it's a dead ringer for you ripping the nemean lion apart barehanded
19:21come on fess up he's your secret apprentice isn't he
19:25you taught him how to put gods under his boot
19:28shut it i don't even know his name
19:35pithia
19:36this mortal has already cracked open the laws of olympus
19:39you keep pulling on that thread tracing his power back to its source and you might just drag the sun
19:45god himself off as his high horse
19:47i don't care fate's judgment cannot be halted
19:52i want every god here to see who's been pulling the strings
19:55who gave retz retz the nerve to kill god well of truth accelerate the trace now
20:10stop pytheus the presence inside the mirror has changed this is not the power of olympus
20:25don't think you can hide behind illusions trace the saucer i want every god here to see who gave this
20:33mortal the power to slaughter the anointed
20:41well well a little beggar hercules if this kid were really your apprentice you'd have slapped him
20:48into paste by now wouldn't you
20:52shut your mouth if i trained him every last one of these temple rats would have had their necks
20:58snapsed already they wouldn't still be standing here flapping their lips
21:25you and your hydra poison filth
21:28don't you dare defile apollo's holy ground please sir my grandfather took that poison saving hercules
21:36we gave everything we had please just one drop of holy water does the god of light only save the
21:43rich
21:46your hand full of scrap copper wouldn't buy a single brick of this temple
21:51he got poisoned because he deserved it the god of light never shelters beggars
22:02the gods are merciful please save my grandfather i'll do anything
22:16dead men have no value but you you can still be useful as livestock
22:39not even the sacred waters of castipia can scrub the stench off this gutter rat
22:46then stop wasting it hand him a blade and send him to the bone pit on the back hill
22:51that's where something like him belongs
22:57who said you could sleep tonight is the night of omens
23:06kneel before the sacred flame and hold this coin in your mouth three days if the coin drops
23:13or if you so much as close your eyes i'll gouge them out and offer them to the sun god
23:18myself
23:25the long night has passed did the great apollo dean to send you even a whisper of prophecy
23:39the god bestowed his grace and you have nothing to show for it
23:45you shoved a coin in my mouth how was i supposed to talk talking back now you think you deserve
23:52to speak
23:53with the god get out there and live every pedestal of every column in this courtyard all 100 of them
23:59and clean
24:03this is what you call divine mercy making a seven-year-old kid lick stone pillars
24:09silence mortals are born with sin the temple of light was cleansing his corruption this is
24:14a divine trial. A trial? Why doesn't Apollo go try it himself? That old blacksmith was
24:23my disciple and you lot trampled his grandson like this? How delightful. Priests who preach
24:34divine oracles by day and play demons by night. Tell me Pythia, any guesses how this kid
24:40survived all that? How he survived doesn't matter! Those who defile the gods belong in Taurasus!
25:06A filthy pig wants to eat meat? Where is your reverence for the gods?
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25:47The End
25:59My grandfather took that poison for the gods. Why wouldn't they even give him a scrap of bread?
26:07A common blacksmith dying for the gods? That's more glory than scub like him ever deserved.
26:18Now write!
26:30Glory he didn't deserve! That's the doctrine of your precious Temple of Light!
26:38This is merely the necessary trial to purge mortal weakness. He refused to be civilized!
26:46Horseshit!
26:47Make him or sleep in a cellar! Dousing him with ice water! You're worse than the demons in Tardos!
26:58Riveting stuff, High Priestess. The mirror's not done yet. Care to wager what other heartwarming mercies are coming next?
27:08Priestess Pythira, the code of Olympias is clear. Unprovoked abuse of a minor under Temple Sanctuary is a capital offense.
27:16Perseus! Watch your tongue! Abuse! This was an internal ruling of the Temple!
27:23Want the broth? Then say it loud. Admit that your village was cursed because your parents were greedy.
27:31Tried to hoard her offerings meant for the gods!
27:35Admit that your grandfather was gnawed by wild dogs because he was arrogant enough to think a mortal's iron could
27:41beat fate.
27:42Lies! My grandfather was a hero!
27:47A hero? A stinking blacksmith?
27:51Take your tainted bloodline and go lap up the mud where you belong!
28:08Unforgivable! That old blacksmith took poison for the gods! And you wouldn't even give him a burial mat!
28:17Apollo! Show yourself! Now!
28:22Scarding broth poured over a child's head. Is this your idea of glorious divine scripture?
28:32My arrows have pierced every manner of beast, but I've never seen anything more vile than the creatures in your
28:40temple.
28:58My fellow gods, mortals are born in sin. Without the crucible of suffering, how can they be worthy to gaze
29:06upon the light?
29:07This is education.
29:17Education! That old man saved my life! And you, you sanctonious animals! Enough, both of you!
29:27Our Apollo, the web of lies your servants wove in the mortal world, you'd better start explaining.
29:34Zeus, calm yourself. Strictly treaking, Apollo was mere enforcing the iron law that fate cannot be reversed.
29:41Using scalding broth to demonstrate divine authority, that is, the absolute power Olympus granted them.
29:50So the iron law of the temple of light comes down to hiding behind temple walls and tormenting a child.
29:56Someone should drag these noble priests to the front lines. See how much of Troy their precious broth can sculpt.
30:03Silence!
30:04The well of truth hasn't finished its trace. Keep watching.
30:12Still bitter about your pathetic bloodline?
30:15The more eyes cursed you and your kind the day you were born.
30:19Before sundown, fill the olive kiln on the hill to the brim.
30:24Miss a single log, and I'll skin you alive and leave you for the wolves.
30:29Miss a single log, and I'll skin you alive and leave you for the wolves.
30:58You haven't even lost your baby teeth, kid.
31:00Trying to outdo Hercules and his twelve labors all by yourself?
31:04You don't to you.
31:08I don't need anyone's pity!
31:10Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
31:18One day, I'm going to burn the temple of light to the ground!
31:23Rage alone won't even ruffle Apollo's cloak.
31:25Look, if you truly want to make a god bleed, find the centaur Kidron on Mount Pelion.
31:32He'll point you toward the Echo Rift, at the edge of the world where Tartarus whispers back.
31:46That kid from the Slums, he actually jumped into the Echo Rift of Tartarus.
31:50Is he the one, the last disciple Chaos ever took?
31:57My Sun Chariot patrols every inch of the Earth.
32:01There's no rift beyond my sight.
32:03The deepest floor of Tartarus devours even a god's divine sense.
32:07A mere mortal jumping in should have been reduced to as ash!
32:11The Echo Rift.
32:12A domain the Mori's wean has never touched.
32:15It exists beyond the jurisdiction of Olympus entirely, an absolute void.
32:21Quiet!
32:22Beyond the dominion of sky and sea, there lies a chaos more ancient than any of us.
32:27The Well of Truth does not lie.
32:30Keep watching, and see what this Munal dragged out of the abyss.
32:34The Castarian Spring?
32:36Corrupted?
32:37What force on this Earth dares blind the gaze of the Sun God?
32:42This isn't a veil, Apollo.
32:43The well draws its power from the Mori, and their reach cannot penetrate the sport.
32:48A corner where even fate cannot leave.
32:51What lies buried there is an atrocity so ancient that even Zeus refuses to speak its name.
32:58The things that were cracking to Mother Gaia's belly before the War of Titans?
33:02The primordial horrors?
33:07A mortal insect.
33:10Three winters have shredded your skin and bone, yet failed to freeze your arrogance.
33:18The abyss does not harbor vermin.
33:21Take this.
33:22A drop of crystallized Titan blood.
33:25Enough to make your husk hard as bronze.
33:28Go play tyrant in the mortal world for a few centuries.
33:32Bask in their growling, and stop disturbing my sleep.
33:36I crawled here over a mountain of corpses, not to become another one of your divine puppets.
33:42I want the forbidden knowledge.
33:44I want the kind of power that can drag the thrones of Olympias straight into the pit.
33:49Ten years.
33:51The toxic breath of the abyss should have ground your bones to dust, and instead it forged you into a
33:57vessel for chaos.
34:00The blade that truly pierces a god's throne is forged from mortal despair and mortal curses.
34:06The mortal called Theron is dead.
34:10Now take this cursed shell of yours, crawl back into the abyss, and sharpen your fangs.
34:21As you wish, Master.
34:25And when I climb back out, I'm taking the sun god's head with me.
34:36The well of truth can't even identify that black fog?
34:40Nothing in existence should be able to hide from the mirror!
34:44My light was obliterated in that domain.
34:46The shadow in the mirror doesn't even exist within the laws of this world.
34:50It was born before light and order themselves, the primordial chaos.
34:54Naturally, the mirror cannot reflect what predates reflection itself.
34:58Chaos? The origin of all things?
35:01This mere mortal knocked on the door of the primordial void itself?
35:08Ha ha ha ha! What a beast! A mortal body!
35:11And he clawed his way into the school of chaos itself!
35:14So tell me, Apollo, do you finally realize what kind of monster you created?
35:17Shut your mouth! A herrick tainted by the forbidden chaos!
35:21Olympus cannot allow him to breathe!
35:33Put away your fire, Apollo.
35:35He's not some mortal you can torch on a whim anymore.
35:38Inside that body flows blood older than Olympus itself, the blood of the primordial.
35:44Lord Poseidon is right.
35:46The moray cannot interfere with the shadow primordial chaos left behind.
35:51My lords, we may have stumbled upon a tumor we cannot cut out.
35:59The Temple of Light will never tolerate defiling of authority!
36:04Cast him down to the deepest pit of Tartarus!
36:06Immediately!
36:11Olympus is stiff of that old thing in the void.
36:13Fine, I get it.
36:14But you're a disciple of chaos too, so why are you sitting there like a log?
36:19You actually bear the signal.
36:20I tell you, but Heracles, this mortal shell of mine, can't hold the chaos flame much longer.
36:26Swallow your despair and choke on it!
36:28You and I are of the same bloodline, chaos's own.
36:31I will not let you die on these hypocrites' stage!
36:34If Apollo drops the blade today, I'll flip this entire mountain before I let it fall!
36:41Deal.
36:42Enough!
36:43The well of truth ends here!
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