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00:05Are we ready to start the show?
00:09After the absence of one year of India was going late then, please give it up for Thomas
00:27Oh my god, that time of the year again, oh man, it's a lot
00:39Come on man, I'm fucking
00:46Before we begin the show actually let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted
00:51it
00:58Welcome to the first ever episode of India's got late in season 2
01:04Are we ready to start the show?
01:08You've got to do better than that, are we ready to start the show?
01:13So we have amazing panelists for you, let's introduce one after the other
01:18The first panelist is my very good friend, you will have seen them on my tour, world tour, latent
01:25In all places, except with your children
01:28Give it up for the worst father, Barraj Gai
01:36Give it up for Ashish Solange
01:42Give it up for Sharwari
01:47The final guest is actually the biggest guest of latent so far
01:52This is the highest point of latent and the lowest point of her career
01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhatt
02:16Let's go
02:18Let's go
02:26Let's go
02:29How are you feeling, Aliyah Ji? Thank you so much for coming, first of all.
02:33Hi.
02:36Nene, take your time.
02:37Can you drink this if you...
02:39No, I'm okay.
02:40I have a bottle of water.
02:42Okay, you don't drink this in our normal people.
02:45Which water is like Ameerawala?
02:47There are special electrolytes, so I don't pass out with fear.
02:51Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid? They love you.
02:53Come on, don't you love Aliyah?
02:57By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes,
03:01you cannot afford electrolytes,
03:03you can always go for Avatar, the protein drink that gives you wings.
03:06No, that gives you wings. What's the other one?
03:09What's this?
03:10What's this? What's this?
03:11There's nothing to do.
03:12It's a drink, man.
03:13It's a drink, man.
03:15Okay, take it, sir.
03:18Sorry, I'm sorry.
03:19I'm coming in the flow, man.
03:22Okay, so you can drink Avatar drink if you have a bad mood.
03:28So, Aliyah Ji, first of all, I can't believe you're here.
03:31Genuinely.
03:32Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now.
03:35I've also been watching Jigra and regretted it.
03:43At least you've seen the picture.
03:44Thank you for contributing to my film.
03:46Yeah, of course, of course, I regret so many things in life.
03:49And, but genuinely, Aliyah Ji, it's like,
03:52I am so nervous sitting next to you, genuinely.
03:54Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
04:00And, of you also, of course, of you also.
04:03But, Aliyah Ji, you're such a big actress.
04:06Your movies have made 5,000 or 6,000 euros.
04:09You have so many film fair awards.
04:10You have so many national awards.
04:11Best Actress Award.
04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
04:16Why did you come to Latent?
04:17Where, where, where, Latent?
04:20But, here, the camera.
04:28No, no, Samayi genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity.
04:34And be so, so grateful for all the last that we've had, thanks to Kapil Sharma.
04:41Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:45Oh, damn.
04:47Aliyah Ji, here's funny.
04:48What happened with Zakir Bhai?
04:55What can I say?
04:56Tonight, I'm still alive.
04:57Oh.
05:00It's genuinely jokes apart.
05:02It's an honor that you've come.
05:03Can we have round of applause for Aliyah Bhatman?
05:04Come on.
05:07Up next, we have Sharwari.
05:09I have to open this whole name.
05:12What is this?
05:14Sharwari Ji, tell us something about your story.
05:16What do I tell you?
05:17Who are you, man?
05:25Please tell me, I have written your name as Aliyah plus one.
05:33It seems that the form has opened for the panel.
05:36It can also be here.
05:44Sharwari Ji, thank you so much for coming here, genuinely.
05:46Thank you, thank you for having me.
05:47Thank you so much.
05:48Thank you so much for coming.
05:50Have you seen Latent?
05:52Have you seen Latent?
05:53I have seen it in clips and parts news channels.
06:04And of course, thank you so much for coming.
06:07Thank you so much for coming again.
06:08Samay, honestly, I want to say something.
06:09I've spent so much time with you in the last one year.
06:12I have missed this show more than my kids.
06:14You never miss your kids, come on, what the fuck?
06:17Perso, his phone locked for 2 hours
06:19because his password was on his date.
06:25You fucking are the worst father in the world.
06:27Isn't his wife here?
06:29Yeah, imagine, no one with the kids.
06:36Alia, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about?
06:38No, I pass no judgment.
06:40I feel you do you and they do them.
06:42And then everyone lives and learns.
06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?
06:46Then you won't have a show.
06:54So are we ready to start the show?
06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night, Suhasini.
07:03Come on, come on, guys.
07:04Come on, come on, come on.
07:07All right, let's go, Bombay.
07:38Come on, come on.
07:40Back Bombay, I'll run you back, back, back
07:53I'll run you back, back, back
07:58I'll run you back, back, back
07:59I'll run you back, back, back, back
08:01Mumbai, here's the time
08:03We've made everything to recognize
08:05I got the whole world on my feet
08:13You better be watching after me
08:16Look, look, look, look, look
08:18I'm my Kalipilis
08:24Back Bombay, back Bombay
08:29Back Bombay, back Bombay
08:32Back, back, back, back
08:34Back, back, back
08:40And I thought Jigra was bad
08:43That was not bad
08:45Can you sing a line?
08:47Yeah
08:47Sing
08:49Back Bombay, police
08:50Back Bombay, police
08:53Back, back Bombay, police
08:56Back, back Bombay, police
09:00Maharashtra, cyber
09:01Back, back, cyber
09:08Why won't they beat the beat?
09:12I mean, please control yourself
09:16No, no, but genuinely it was very bad
09:17This was so bad
09:19Thank you very much
09:20But you have a lovely voice
09:21Why don't you sing a nice song?
09:23Can you teach me quickly
09:25If I want to sing
09:26Can you teach me
09:26I teach it in Doremi
09:45You really have a good voice
09:47That's thank you
09:48You said you've just moved
09:49To Bombay
09:50No, I'm trying to move to Bombay
09:52Oh, you've not moved yet
09:52So where are you from?
09:54I'm from Delhi
09:54Okay
09:55If you sing a song there
09:56Who can go to Mumbai?
10:00You have to go to Mumbai
10:02You have to go to Mumbai
10:05You have to go to Mumbai
10:05I have to go to
10:06You have to go to
10:07You have to write something in Assam
10:08I have to write something in Assam
10:10Assam, in Gavati
10:12No?
10:13No, sorry
10:14What's your favourite state, Alia?
10:18State of silence now
10:19Alia, what happened here?
10:22I was thinking
10:23Were you thinking which is your favourite state?
10:25We have asked favourite state
10:26Not who's the president of India
10:28Who's the president of India?
10:32Who's the president of India?
10:36But do you actually know?
10:38Droppadi Murmu
10:41She gave me my national award
10:43Oh, wow
10:44What's the matter?
10:45Don't give me a fire
10:45I'll give you a fire
10:46I'll give you a fire
10:47I'll give you a fire
10:47I'll give you a fire
10:50I'll give you a fire
10:51I read something very interesting
10:52Is that you have a sunflower tattoo
10:53On your body
10:54And it's facing towards you
10:56Because you believe that
10:57I'm my own sunshine
10:58Yes
10:59Because when you are
11:00Everybody's cheerleader
11:01So your cheerleader
11:04That's really nice
11:04That's really nice
11:05You have any tattoos?
11:07I do
11:07But it's gone
11:08But it's gone
11:11What is it?
11:11I've seen a little mic
11:16What?
11:18What?
11:19What did the president of the name of the president?
11:21I forgot all the rest
11:23What?
11:25Your favourite book is Alchemist?
11:27Yes.
11:28You look like an avid reader.
11:30Kind of.
11:31I was sarcastic.
11:34Alchemist has also studied there.
11:36Have you studied Alchemist?
11:48Do you know how to study Alchemist?
11:51How to study Alchemist?
11:52This is the AI Plus Nova phone.
11:54Which is the best phone.
11:57It has a backlit panel.
11:59And if you are winning today,
12:00you can get this brand new AI Plus phone.
12:05I love it.
12:05Nobody is motivated now.
12:08It's a great phone.
12:09It's a great phone.
12:11You have a great smile.
12:12Which toothpaste do you use?
12:14It's closed.
12:15Give that to Sunil Paraz.
12:20Yes.
12:20Have you seen that show on Kapil Sharma?
12:23Yes.
12:23You can see all of them.
12:24It's a lot of time.
12:25That's why the Alpha is so delayed.
12:30The rest of the time.
12:31They have to scan,
12:32go out,
12:34photo shoot,
12:34add one movie.
12:36You have one movie for three years.
12:38You are right.
12:39But I am very excited for your movie.
12:41What is it about?
12:43We don't have Alpha Promote.
12:45So, take a look at the top.
12:46No.
12:51You are telling your personality.
12:53Yes.
12:54Yes.
12:55That's a good one.
12:55You get me, girl.
12:57That's a good one.
12:58Yes.
12:59Yes.
12:59Yes.
12:59Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:01You do speak English?
13:03No.
13:04Have you sung math with?
13:06Yes.
13:08Yes.
13:09Have you even studied the same birthday so you can at some industry?
13:10Yes.
13:12Yes.
13:14You spoke math with kids?
13:16Yes, that's your stuff.
13:18Good.
13:18Yes, guys,
13:21Yes, he does that.
13:21Yes, he knows this math.
13:21You did not learn some 62ows.
13:22it is no social wellness.
13:23Yes,
13:26Yes,
13:26You can go to Punjabi.
13:29He's the son of Balraja.
13:35How many months have you come to the house?
13:47So Suhasini ji, when are you here in Mumbai?
13:51I'm here for 5-7 days.
13:535-7 days?
13:54And then you'll go to?
13:55I'm trying to figure out if I can get a flat here.
13:585-7 days?
13:59Yeah, I'm trying to see.
14:01How will you get in 5 days?
14:03Is there a broker?
14:04Give me a number.
14:06Is there a Maradi broker?
14:08It's better.
14:09I don't get under 50,000 in the bathroom.
14:1150,000 in the bathroom will get you.
14:14But if you need something below 50,000 in the bathroom,
14:18then you have to buy the AI plus NOAA phone.
14:21Very cheap, very cheap.
14:2312,000 only.
14:24That's good.
14:24That's right.
14:25It's very cheap.
14:26And if it's too cheap, it's like flipkart minutes.
14:29It's the most cheapest, and don't get me wrong.
14:33Cheapest.
14:34The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything.
14:37And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest also.
14:40Cheap.
14:40It's the cheapest.
14:41It's really cheap.
14:43So Swasini ji, music joke for you.
14:45I hope, like your music, you find A-flat.
15:01A-flat is a no.
15:03That actually reminds me that for the season two of Latent,
15:07we have decided to do something very nice, very charitable.
15:11Ken, do we have the badges here?
15:40Salaam Bombay badges.
15:42I hope you can do something that you want in five days.
15:44Let's see.
15:45So it's time to score Swasini now.
15:47Okay?
15:48So for your singing, I give you a 10.
15:51But your writing, I mean minus three.
15:54Okay?
15:55So I give you, my score to you is seven.
15:58Aaliyah has given eight.
16:00Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice,
16:02and you must continue singing,
16:04and you must continue emitting all that sunshine.
16:06Aww.
16:07How does the hate come to the Philippines?
16:10How unfair world is it?
16:12I'll see Aliyah, but no one will come in the comments.
16:17Okay, Sharwari ji?
16:19Sharwari ji nne bhi di hai eight. Solanki?
16:21Eight.
16:22Six.
16:22Six?
16:23Hmm. Tu gana zara?
16:26Two ones are two.
16:30Okay, or Balra ji?
16:32So please don't ever lose that hope.
16:34I've given you 7.5.
16:35Please keep going.
16:367.5 by Shankar Madevan.
16:41So that makes you average.
16:52I am not average.
16:54Of course, no, of course not.
16:55You are below average.
16:56You are not.
16:58So that makes you average, jokes apart,
17:01that makes you average 7.
17:05I am so flat.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Nice!
17:09No, no, no.
17:11I'm positive.
17:12It's gonna be nice.
17:13No, but you're very, very good, yeah.
17:14Thank you so much for coming out, Swasini ji.
17:17Can we have a louder round of applause to Swasini?
17:20Swasini, come on, come on.
17:23Swasini ji, don't have a small heart,
17:25you have a avatar protein.
17:27Because you have five days to find a flat,
17:28you need some energy.
17:29Please take this.
17:31Actually, this one.
17:32Okay, this one likes me.
17:34Unless you want this.
17:38Aww.
17:38Aww.
17:41Let's see.
17:44Thank you so much, y'all.
17:46You are so sweet, Swasini ji.
17:48So, make some notes for Sukrut Dio, poetry, shairi, and humor.
17:53Let's see.
17:53I love you too.
17:57I love you too.
17:57Oof.
17:58Let's start with this one.
18:03I love you too.
18:09It's my age button coming.
18:20Sharmai, I love you.
18:21I love you too.
18:22Love meaning love.
18:25Listen.
18:40What's the story?
19:12What the truth is.
19:13We didn't know how much we were in the midst of the pain.
19:18I was hurt with a lot of calmness.
19:25You deserve better.
19:27It's time.
19:30You deserve...
19:31You can't continue.
19:32Your time is over.
19:34One second.
19:36What job is he told?
19:37He doesn't have to tell you.
19:39What is the way to tell you?
19:40I don't want to know about it.
19:42Do you want to be drunk or not?
19:45You're acting, right?
19:48That was too cute.
19:50I'm going to win if you think I'm going to be drunk.
19:54If you're watching the show, I'm going to be good.
20:00You both are so seasoned actors.
20:02Do you rate how he's acting?
20:05No, he's too good.
20:07We are just looking at each other.
20:08That character is not working.
20:11He's giving an answer to it.
20:12It's actually incredible.
20:14He didn't leave the character.
20:15He didn't leave the character.
20:15He didn't leave the character.
20:16He didn't leave the character.
20:16That's where he started.
20:17If we look at our score, I'm not going to be drunk.
20:22Where are you from?
20:23I'm from Maharashtra.
20:25I'm from Ambarnaath.
20:26I'm from Kalyan.
20:29Have you done a movie or a short film?
20:31I've done a movie.
20:31I've done a movie.
20:31I've done a movie in Marathi.
20:33I've done a small role.
20:34Oh, wow.
20:35I'm in Marathi theater.
20:36I've done a theater.
20:37For eight years, I've done a theater.
20:40Nice.
20:43He's saying so good things.
20:45And here he's written,
20:46I get horny.
20:48I watch porn.
20:50Masturvation.
20:50What's that?
20:51He has to write.
20:52Last time I haven't written,
20:53I haven't written.
20:54You wake up on the roof.
21:08All of you.
21:09Oh my god.
21:10Oh my god.
21:10Oh my god.
21:11Oh my god.
21:12He's saying that you need the details.
21:15Oh my god.
21:16And he's standing there.
21:17Oh boy.
21:17I respect all of you.
21:20Nice to meet you.
21:23Wow, man.
21:25Wow.
21:28You wrote,
21:30I could not control my feelings for Samayana Bhuvan.
21:33So, it is right.
21:36Because
21:36when there is a person
21:38who has entertained me
21:40or who has laughed me
21:43then I feel bad.
21:45I also felt like Bhuvan
21:47and I also felt like
21:48their parents were expired.
21:51So, my husband
21:52I emailed him on Instagram
21:54but he replied
21:56but my job
21:58I felt like talking about him.
22:00What was that?
22:03When Samayana Bhuvan
22:05became late and
22:06it was very bad.
22:09So, that's why
22:10I was worried
22:12but I was happy
22:14when it was your comeback.
22:16Bhuvan Bhuvan
22:17came out
22:19and came out
22:20and came out
22:20and when it came out
22:22when it came out
22:22in that moment
22:23I got two quarters.
22:24Cheers!
22:27Wow, man.
22:29That night
22:30we drank two hours.
22:31Yeah.
22:33You know what?
22:34Where is my phone?
22:35Where is my phone?
22:37Down.
22:38Your phone was this, right?
22:39This one?
22:48I'm going to upgrade
22:50to AI Plus.
22:52Right now it has only AI.
22:54I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine.
22:58Yeah, why not?
22:58Right, right.
22:59Thank you so much.
23:01Oh, brother.
23:02Love you, brother.
23:03Hello Bhuvan, brother.
23:05Hi.
23:06I don't see your face.
23:07What's your face?
23:09I'm shooting Dindora 2.
23:12I'm shooting Dindora 2.
23:19Woo!
23:19Yeah, yeah.
23:20Yeah, yeah.
23:20Yeah, yeah.
23:20Yeah, yeah.
23:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:24I'm so happy you're back.
23:26I'm so happy
23:27that you're also coming up
23:29with season two.
23:29Season two is what's coming up.
23:31I love you so much, brother.
23:36Bye.
23:36Where are you now?
23:37Love you, brother.
23:38Bye-bye.
23:39Bye-bye.
23:40Bye-bye.
23:40See you soon.
23:41Take care, brother.
23:43Alright.
23:45Time to...
23:45Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:47Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:48Sorry, sorry.
23:49I forgot the main one.
23:51I forgot the main one.
23:51Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:55Thank you, brother.
23:58Bhuvan, Bhuvan, Bhuvan.
23:59You forgot the main important thing
24:01that I called you.
24:02Will you come to this season?
24:08102%.
24:09Let's go!
24:11I love you so much, brother.
24:13I'll see you later and soon.
24:14Take care.
24:15No, no, but before...
24:16Of course, jokes apart.
24:17Here's a contestant.
24:18He's a very, very emotional fan of you
24:20and he wanted to say something to you.
24:23Bhuvan, Bhuvan, I love you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:25And for now, all of,
24:28I will stay with you too...
24:28let's go get started.
24:30I want to see me slowly.
24:32The first part of you,
24:38the next video that you filmed a lot of videos is coming on.
24:43So, slowly.
24:47In yet, I
24:51I think you have a fresh episode.
24:53It came very quickly.
24:54Yes, thank you.
24:56And sometimes I checked the DMV.
25:05It's very big, man.
25:08What's his diary?
25:09What's this?
25:10Well, before coming here,
25:14I had to send a audition for a late-end.
25:16But unfortunately, he didn't have to select.
25:22So, what did I do in two minutes?
25:26Yes, do, brother.
25:27Yes.
25:29I'm a color.
25:30I don't recognize my eyes,
25:33I don't live my life,
25:35I don't live my eyes.
25:37I have to stay in the dark,
25:40but I have to stay in the dark.
25:43I have to stay in the dark.
25:46I have to stay in the dark.
25:47But it has to stay in the dark.
25:51So, I never thought I'd hold my arms.
25:56I have to stay in my head.
25:58I never had no more problems.
26:00I have to stay in the dark,
26:05but I have to stay in my back.
26:10But I have to stay in the dark.
26:15I have to stay in the dark...
26:16I didn't know anything. I did a lot of characters.
26:18One or the other characters?
26:20I'm going to ask you this.
26:21Next time select and then...
26:23Next time, you'll get a little bit, you'll become so popular now, man.
26:27Yeah, 100%.
26:28You're going to be viral.
26:29Thank you so much, man.
26:35I'm going to be the best.
26:37But you know, Sharwari ji also said this.
26:39She was an assistant director first.
26:41I'm not saying that I'm going to be the best.
26:47He said, he's not going to be the best.
26:49No, no, no.
26:50My name is Sharwari. I've been four years old.
26:55Sharwari ji, you've also seen your fair share of struggle, right?
26:58Yes, yes, yes.
27:00So what advice do you have for this guy here?
27:03Honestly, I'm inspired you.
27:06Genuinely. I hope that you're alive.
27:08And I'm really inspired. What have you written?
27:11And actually, I will work more on your work.
27:15I will work more on your work.
27:16Very, very big.
27:17Very big.
27:18All right.
27:19It's time to score Sukrut Dev.
27:22Yes.
27:23So I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
27:26Thank you so much.
27:31Ten points.
27:32Aaliyah ji also gave you 10.
27:33Sharwari ji gave you 10.
27:3410.
27:36Solanki?
27:3710 by 10.
27:38Where is it?
27:39Don't do that.
27:40Don't do that.
27:40Don't do that.
27:40What are you saying?
27:41What are you saying?
27:43You're 10 on 10.
27:4510 on 10.
27:4610 on 10.
27:46I've made my mom.
27:48I've made my mom.
27:48How much will happen?
27:50Aaliyah.
27:51So your average is 10.
27:52And I'm assuming that you've given yourself a little bit.
27:57Come on.
27:59Hey, no.
28:01It's still close to the theater.
28:04No, man.
28:05Aaliyah.
28:06It's very good.
28:07Why did you give us your art?
28:08Yeah, I'm so talented.
28:09This is the first time I've done.
28:11What do you say to me?
28:13So, brother, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Dev?
28:17Yes.
28:18I'll tell you the next time.
28:20No, you won't see the character.
28:22If you say cut, then cut.
28:24Cut?
28:25That's how it's going to be in cinema.
28:28This is also cinema.
28:31Cut.
28:31Cut.
28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Dev.
28:45Brother, you were fantastic, boy.
28:50Wow, yeah.
28:59Why are you crying?
29:01Just so that you can share your feelings with us.
29:05Why are you crying?
29:06You didn't get 1,000,000, right?
29:07Why are you crying?
29:11Why are you crying?
29:11Yehudi's itcha hoot hi ki...
29:14Saaghan namazha performance.
29:15Ek na ek josh mi saaghan...
29:16...Bharapur moota crowd summer perform karere ali...
29:18...saghan na maazha character hao del ki...
29:20...ho, maazhi acting hao del.
29:22And his mi saaghan yudha kaotuk ke la.
29:25Oh, brother.
29:26You've got a lot of money.
29:32Brother, are you looking at the center game?
29:42You're getting close-up.
29:47If you change our score and put 8888 for him.
29:51Just send UPI directly, no?
29:53No.
29:59You know what?
30:00As I will do something today differently from before.
30:05That I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world.
30:11Look at this.
30:12AI plus phone.
30:13Do you get it?
30:14Yes.
30:15Do you get it?
30:16How big is your heart?
30:18Do you have any phone?
30:19No.
30:21I love that.
30:25Can we have the hamper, please, brother?
30:28Let's go, brother.
30:52Thank you, brother.
30:55Thank you, brother.
31:01Let's take a selfie.
31:03Let's take a selfie.
31:06Three, two, one.
31:07Smile.
31:12Make some noise for the next ad.
31:14Gajendra Puri.
31:18I am from Rajasthan.
31:21Work with a lot of women.
31:23I am talking about women in Bombay, from the women.
31:27Tell me I am speaking about women in Mumbai.
31:27I am talking about women in Mumbai.
31:27There are all women in Mumbai.
31:31There are all people in animal lovers.
31:43I want all of you aesthetic value.
31:46You want to get a dog and a dog.
31:47I don't want to get a dog.
31:50But you can see, a dog is a much better dog.
31:53Because in the dog, what do you want to do? Personality.
31:56The dog's personality is true.
31:57His personality is complete.
32:00It's not a dog's personality.
32:01If you want to get a dog,
32:02it's a whole day.
32:06The dog's on the other hand.
32:07You can play a dog's horn.
32:08The dog's on the other hand.
32:12The dog's not going to hit.
32:14The dog is a better attitude.
32:23The dog's calling her and she'll tell you.
32:26Ohhhhhhh!
32:34What the hell?
32:36What a guy!
32:40What a guy!
32:41What a guy!
32:41Amazing, yeah!
32:43How are you guys?
32:44We'll start, don't worry.
32:47Don't give him a pause.
32:49Where are you from?
32:51Where are you from?
32:53Bali.
32:54That's why it says I grew up in Bali, not that one.
32:59And here I have learned about women's issues from watching Bali.
33:03Can you elaborate?
33:05Did you see that show?
33:06Yes, I saw it.
33:09I saw it in my childhood.
33:11I saw it in my mind.
33:13In the episode, it was a dad's house.
33:16He threw away from the house.
33:18Because Anandi took his hand.
33:21And the periods.
33:24I saw that episode.
33:25I was confused.
33:27I was confused.
33:28I was confused.
33:28I was confused.
33:36And here I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.
33:39Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually.
33:42Bombay I came to the first time.
33:43I didn't have a job.
33:45But I wanted to work in business.
33:48At 13 you started working?
33:49I was confused.
33:51It's clearly some bad influence.
33:55But you were good in sales?
33:57Yes, I worked in Diwali for a month in sales.
34:00And I bought a lot of money.
34:02I bought a lot of money.
34:02I bought one ticket.
34:10Avatar protein bar, although you don't need to sell it.
34:12It's amazing already.
34:13There are other flavors.
34:14But let's say you have to sell it.
34:15Who are you buying?
34:16Who are you buying?
34:17Sharwari.
34:18Sharwari.
34:19Do you exercise?
34:20Yes.
34:22So what do you do for protein?
34:26I eat food which is protein rich food.
34:30Oh, so you have to eat a lot of food.
34:32Yes.
34:33You have to get less than 10 grams of protein.
34:35But!
34:36Don't take it now.
34:37Why?
34:38Don't take it now.
34:39Why?
34:39Because I want you free.
34:41Why free?
34:42How will your advantage be?
34:43No, my problem is that I will talk about it.
34:46It will take the brand.
34:48I will cut the show.
34:56You take it.
34:58Okay.
34:59So that one would also make a photo op.
35:00And if I say that I am with some other brand.
35:02And it will cut it?
35:05Then you cut it?
35:19I will take it and I will do a photo op because some people have watched my film I saw
35:31it in the
35:33theaters thank you and I was one of the two people there
35:37all right thank you so much Gajindra I really liked you I'm gonna give you a nine
36:03nine point five by alia ji Sharwari ji ne diye hai ten on ten
36:13nine nine by ashi sulanki nine nine by Dave Chappell
36:22so that makes your average nine point five
36:26this is coming out of the game
36:28come on come on come on
36:32it's not nice art lika
36:35Nine!
36:36Oh, no!
36:37Sherwari ten Q diya, yaar.
36:39Oh, this is all Sherwari's fault.
36:41Yeah, yaar.
36:42Please, you can take protein.
36:47He has sent it back.
36:51Sherwari, yaar.
36:52I saw Munjiya wrong, bro.
36:54I saw Munjiya's foot now in my head.
36:57I saw Munjiya twice.
37:04All right, up next, we have Donald Trump from USA.
37:08Give it up for Donald Trump.
37:10Vivekan Munund.
37:23All right, all right.
37:27Namaste, India.
37:28It's nice to meet you guys.
37:30I know you're Sami, right now.
37:34Eliabat...
37:36...Sharabi, whatever it's in.
37:43Uh, Hashish Solan...
37:45Solankey, yeah.
37:48He's not lanky at all, he's weak.
37:50And, uh, Bulraj Gay.
37:56Disgusting name, disgusting.
37:59We have CIA, he's CIA.
38:04I'm here in India to, uh, give out, uh, my real reason to be here is to give out these,
38:09uh, free H-1B visas to you people.
38:14So if I like your questions, I'm gonna give you a free H-1B visa.
38:19And, uh, what else do you want from me?
38:24Oil.
38:27You want oil?
38:29Come to the island, my friend, there's a lot of oil.
38:44Is it time or what the hell turns up?
38:46I'm done.
38:47All right, that's all Trump.
38:52So, Dolan Trump, uh, how did you, uh, you already have a mic.
39:05He gave it to me, I don't know what to say.
39:08There's so much unemployment in this country, three people.
39:13You're always taking from the minorities.
39:17Well, who else to take it from?
39:21Can't take it from the rich guys, they're my friends, I don't know.
39:30So, uh, Trump, why you, uh, why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing
39:38people?
39:39Uh, firstly, uh, if you don't know English, it's all right, don't be so scared.
39:52So scared, so scared, disgusting.
39:56But, uh, I didn't start the words, we were playing Counter-Strike with my friends.
40:01And the other team was Iran, I told them to bomb Iran, they fucking bombed Iran, what do I do?
40:17I'm just glad, uh, you don't have that other guy, what's his, that asshole, Ranbir Barbadia.
40:26He creeps me out, we banned him from the island.
40:29Not your Ranbir, he's a nice guy, he's classy.
40:38That creepy Barbadia or whatever, his name is disgusting, disgusting.
40:43Ahem.
40:46Dorantra, what brings you to India?
40:48I tell you, I'm going to give out these two H-1B reasons for free,
40:52because I know a lot of you are upset, a lot of you want to go to the U.S.
40:55of A.
40:56And I'm going to make that happen for you.
41:02Um, um...
41:07Somebody give her a script on the director!
41:28Please guess it, please guess it.
41:30Oh, pff. Oh, my God.
41:33Uh, somebody, uh, I'm done.
41:36So good.
41:38That's what she said.
41:41She also said Putin!
41:43She also said Putin!
41:53Oh, my God.
41:55Oh, my God.
41:56Oh, fff.
41:58Dolan, uh, Donald.
42:00No, it's all right, a lot of Indians call me Dolan, it's true, so...
42:04I like it, I like it.
42:07Sharori, uh...
42:08Yes?
42:08Please speak to me.
42:09Let's speak to Mr. Trump.
42:09Hello.
42:12Um...
42:13I didn't understand this.
42:14I don't understand the government.
42:18I speak in Hindi.
42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
42:22Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
42:24Yeah, actually, let's converse in Hindi.
42:26How about that?
42:27All right.
42:28I learned a few Hindi songs.
42:30Songs?
42:31Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
42:33All right.
42:33This one goes out to my gay friend, Bart Raj Gay.
42:38I've heard a lot of these Barat...
42:42Barat...
42:42Not Barak, he's a fake guy.
42:44Oh!
42:45Barat...
42:46The Baratis.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Yeah, yeah.
42:49They dance a lot in New York City, and they have this favorite song.
42:52I'm gonna sing that for you, my friend.
42:54Not in any other way.
42:56No, no, no, no.
42:56I don't want it.
42:57Yeah, good.
42:58He's a fake gentleman.
42:59Fake gentleman.
43:02This song is...
43:02The Taray Ying Ying.
43:05Yachitiri.
43:07I'm her.
43:09Well, I'm her.
43:11I'm her.
43:12I'm her.
43:14I'm her.
43:14I'm her.
43:16I'm her.
43:16I'm her.
43:16And my favorite part...
43:17Oh, ho, ho, ho...
43:21Oh, ho, ho...
43:23Oh, ho, ho...
43:23So many ho, la, la, and...
43:25Stop calling somebody like that!
43:29Okay, don't show. I don't like it when women get empowered.
43:37Disgusting.
43:39Disgusting.
43:40Why are you throwing the brand?
43:49Donald Trump.
43:51Who's your favorite world leader?
43:54Me.
43:56Why does there have to be anybody? Is this me? It's all about me.
44:00Thank you. I'm the best asshole you'll ever see anywhere.
44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
44:13My God.
44:15My God.
44:17He's too good.
44:18I'm so good.
44:19I'm so good.
44:21When you're down the character, you're going to stop you down.
44:28Get out of here.
44:29I'll go.
44:29I'll go.
44:31Wow, man.
44:31You've written I'm a protein puggaloo and love alternate sources of protein like
44:39Yeah, okay, so as Donald Trump can you explain this to us?
44:44Protein is important for muscle growth
44:46Brother Donald Donald help a brother out. Oh
44:50So you can have this protein wafer it looks delicious. I can't wait to get my hands on it and
44:56Whatever it's called. It's looks tasty. It's called avatar
45:00Avatar like the blue guys. Yeah
45:04Wait, why don't you try it? Should we should we make you try this? I don't know if you like
45:09it because it has no oil
45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth
45:23Now we know who the real gay is
45:31Is the camera's on? Yeah, it's tasty
45:35It's amazing. Yeah
45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again and make
45:50All right, I like this guy here. I'm still gonna give you a visa. Okay, two of you. Yeah
45:57I'm a rhino
45:59This one's for you. Thank you. It's his H1B visa hydroboot to Bengaluru
46:06One-way visa
46:09For push-park travel non-ac bus
46:15You're welcome
46:17How long are Trump until this war continues? I thought he stopped at how long
46:28I don't know man. I have no idea. I just tell them like I said if you're playing counter-strike
46:34and then they so sorry
46:36Sorry, sorry. We've got another question. I'm just curious and this is nothing to do with politics. Of course
46:40Are you bald? How dare you say that?
46:45This is my real hair. I'm going to show it to you
46:49Take it out
46:50This is my real hair man
46:59Wow
47:00Do I get it back? Yeah, it's all real. Thank you. Thank you. Beautiful. So beautiful. Suddenly we have Vin
47:05Diesel under this cap
47:09Sorry, Jason's Tatum
47:11Sorry, Jason's Tatum
47:11Thank you
47:12Vin Ethanol
47:15Thank you for cracking a joke
47:19It's nice
47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary man
47:24Alright
47:30It's too good
47:31It's too good
47:32I'm gonna need somebody to have to put this back on GIA
47:39GIA
47:41GIA
47:41GIA
47:46GIA
47:47He's a gentleman. Oh my god. Yeah, he's good. Yeah smells good
47:52Why are you touching me then?
47:56Alia why are you not speaking to him?
47:59I'm just stumped again by how in character he is. I'm just enjoying it
48:03You
48:04Yeah, she's a little thing or two about saying character
48:09Not you I like you you're a good actress
48:11Pati pati
48:14Pati
48:19He's a good actress
48:21I didn't even say anything
48:24Zola Talia for Donald Trump
48:26What a fucking guy
48:27What a guy
48:29I have no words for this guy
48:31It's time to score
48:33Donald Trump
48:34Balraj
48:36Brother
48:37It's a 10 on 10 for me
48:38Let's go
48:39You're too good
48:40100%
48:4110 on 10
48:41Thank you
48:43Sabari
48:44Mine's 9.5
48:45What?
48:47Okay
48:4710 from Alia
48:49Wow
48:49And I wanna explain myself
48:51Cause I was actually feeling like intimidated
48:53And like I was
48:55Facepalming and getting really awkward and stressed
48:58So
48:58Like that's a fabulous
48:59Yeah I tend to have the women around me
49:01It's alright
49:03No that means you like you did a fabulous job
49:05Thank you
49:06Congratulations
49:06Thank you
49:08And of course I also give you a 10 on a 10 Meribai
49:11And that makes you average
49:1410
49:16Alright
49:18Tell you all
49:19Tell you all
49:19Okay so
49:20I've given myself a score
49:22Which is the highest number I can count to
49:25Yeah
49:25Which is 10
49:26Wow
49:33Yeah
49:41It's amazing
49:48Thank you
49:51What is this?
49:53What is this?
49:56Whatever you go for it
49:58What is this?
49:59Is it a gift for him?
50:00Yeah you give it
50:00No you give no?
50:01Please give it
50:02Feeling shy
50:03I don't know
50:04She's creeped out that's alright
50:06I like it
50:07No this is a t-shirt
50:09I mean
50:10I can see that thank you
50:13Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy
50:15Just I mean just
50:15Whatever wear it if you want
50:17Don't wear it
50:17But it's for my upcoming movie
50:18Oh right
50:19That's nice
50:20Born
50:25It says
50:26Born
50:27Alpha
50:28Born Alpha
50:29But what if you have a beta?
50:34So nice
50:35So funny
50:35Oh my god
50:36So funny
50:36Make some noise for Donald Trump
50:38Make some fucking noise
50:41What a guy
50:42Make some noise for Alia Bird
50:44Sharwari
50:44Barra
50:45And Ashish Solanki
50:47That was India's goat later
50:54So before you go
50:56We have a gift for you
50:57You know you can take any of these phones
51:00They are all AI plus phones
51:02Are they made in China?
51:05Are they made in China?
51:06Thank you
51:06In fact they are actually made in India
51:08Alright
51:08I'm going to put some tariffs on them
51:12Wow
51:13Wow
51:14Wow
51:14Yes
51:17Have you heard
51:18You guys have two big brothers?
51:19No
51:20No
51:20Two brothers
51:21But I'm just a bit
51:22That's the biggest brothers
51:23Do you struggle with them?
51:25No, they struggle.
51:27What do you do?
51:28You don't do anything in everyone.
51:30Where do you do it?
51:32But do you do anything in any internship?
51:34No.
51:35I can answer for that.
51:40Why? And if this won't win?
51:42No.
51:44I'll give it all to answer.
51:47It's not my good luck.
51:50I don't know.
51:51It's not there.
51:51I don't know.
51:53You're a man in your life.
51:55Do you think something positive?
51:57No.
51:59Samik Shah Ji.
52:00Is there any talent in your life?
52:02No.
52:05It's not?
52:06So why are you here to kill me?
52:09Why did you call me?
52:11Why do you do it?
52:12What do you want to say, Samik Shah?
52:15Since you've met him?
52:17No.
52:17This is a rage bait.
52:20He's not a guy.
52:20No, man.
52:23My blood pressure is getting up.
52:26Take the blood of BP.
52:27Take the blood of BP.
52:34What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?
52:38Emotionally, everyone has started to be putting on Instagram.
52:41You're putting on Instagram.
52:42Do you think this?
52:43Do you think this one too?
52:43Yes.
52:44Your Instagram.
52:45Oh!
52:47Oh!
52:48Oh!
52:49Oh!
52:51Oh!
52:52Wow!
52:53Did I just hear a, huh?
52:55By the way, it's a, huh, I'm sure.
52:57Oh!
52:58Do you think this one too?
52:59Yes.
53:02Come on.
53:02Let's try one more.
53:03Have you seen your face?
53:05No.
53:09Do you see your face?
53:11No.
53:22Oh, shit!
53:24Instagrams, do you put photos on Instagrams?
53:26Instagrams.
53:26Huh?
53:27Do you put photos on Instagrams?
53:28Huh?
53:29Photo, no.
53:29Video, no.
53:30Photo, no.
53:32No!
53:33No!
53:34No!
53:35No!
53:39No!
53:44No!
53:45No means no!
53:52Samikshadji, I am just having fun with you.
53:54I hope you feel bad, right?
53:56No, absolutely not.
53:58No!
53:59Of course.
53:59No, it feels good.
54:00You're very strong, brother.
54:02Five interesting and fun things about you.
54:03You have to explain.
54:05Number one, Shahrukh Khan's hands.
54:10How old were you?
54:12Okay, you've got to ask for it, okay?
54:13Yeah.
54:14So, Dad, my father, he used to work in the film industry before.
54:18He used to dance in my hands.
54:20And then, Shahrukh Khan's hands, I'm going for three or four months.
54:24What are you nervous?
54:26Yes, Shahrukh Khan's hands.
54:28I didn't understand it and did it.
54:29Okay, but interesting thing is point number two.
54:32You've got to ask for a washroom's vanity washroom.
54:34You've got to ask for a bladder control.
54:41What are the most important things in a man's life?
54:43A man's life.
54:47Who's that?
54:48A poor man.
54:49I don't know if someone is going to die.
54:56Sharore ji, what are three things you want to do before you die?
55:00One is to have a hit.
55:02One is to have a hit.
55:04One is to hit you.
55:08And second is to never get hit on by you.
55:19Wow.
55:20This is the first viral viral reel.
55:27Wow.
55:28Oh, man.
55:31Alia, as a person who has achieved everything, let me tell you this.
55:38No, no, please tell me.
55:40No, I don't have to.
55:41As a person who has achieved so many things,
55:44what do you look forward to in life?
55:49Genuine, end of the show.
55:53You should do that.
55:55I have to go home.
56:31Go back to the show.
56:34Oh, love.
56:50Oh
56:50So you got this rap in the mood and you said we're going to...
56:53Actually, I'm sitting in the pool of water.
56:56There's a lot of young londes come there.
56:58They drink cigarettes and they drink.
57:01And they drink cigarettes and they drink cigarettes.
57:03They don't want to know this.
57:07They will see the people at home.
57:09Boy, I'm Sharma. Why do you listen to my rap?
57:14Okay, genuine question.
57:16Why did you feel like a girlie boy, just for my knowledge?
57:19No, I said it was good in the Mazar.
57:21Don't stress, man. Your opinion is correct.
57:23It was a copy of Nine Miles.
57:25Okay, you have a copy of Nine Miles.
57:27Nine Miles?
57:28Eight miles.
57:32Eight miles.
57:33I saw it as far as I saw it.
57:39Your attitude is just amazing.
57:41Thank you, man.
57:46Say it in Hindi, man.
57:47Try it.
57:53Try it in Hindi, please.
57:55Your attitude is very good.
57:57Thank you, man.
57:59It's very nice.
58:01One number.
58:01Thank you, man.
58:02Let's go, Bandai.
58:05We'll be in the same mood.
58:17I think we should dance with each other.
58:22Please.
58:24We all.
58:25I don't know.
58:26Let's go.
58:26Let's go.
58:27Let's go.
58:29Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:31Guys.
58:31Oh, oh, oh.
58:34Oh.
58:35Oh, oh, oh!
58:54That's all right.
58:55Yeah.
58:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
59:01I'm not going to be a boy, baby.
59:03I'm not going to be a boy.
59:05I'm not going to be a boy.