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00:05Are we ready to start the show?
00:09After the absence of one year of India was going late then, please give it up for Thomas
00:27Oh my god, that time of the year again, oh man, it's a lot
00:39Come on man, I'm fucking
00:46Before we begin the show actually let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted
00:51it
00:58Welcome to the first ever episode of India's got late in season 2
01:04Are we ready to start the show?
01:08You've got to do better than that, are we ready to start the show?
01:13So we have amazing panelists for you, let's introduce one after the other
01:18The first panelist is my very good friend, you will have seen them on my tour, world tour, latent
01:25In all places, except with your children
01:28Give it up for the worst father, Barraj Gai
01:36Give it up for Ashish Solange
01:42Give it up for Sharwari
01:47The final guest is actually the biggest guest of latent so far
01:52This is the highest point of latent and the lowest point of her career
01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhatt
02:16Let's go
02:27Let's go
02:29How are you feeling, Aliyah Ji? Thank you so much for coming, first of all.
02:33Hi.
02:36No, no, take your time.
02:37Can you drink this if you...
02:39No, I'm okay.
02:40I have a bottle of water.
02:42Okay, you don't drink this in our normal people's water.
02:45Which one of Amira's water?
02:47There are special electrolytes, so I don't pass out with fear.
02:51Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid? They love you.
02:53Come on, don't you love Aliyah?
02:57By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes,
03:01you cannot afford electrolytes,
03:03you can always go for Avatar, the protein drink that gives you wings.
03:06No, that gives you wings. What's the other one?
03:09What's this?
03:10What's this? What's this?
03:11There's nothing to do.
03:12It's a drink, man.
03:13It's a drink, man.
03:15Okay, take it, sir.
03:18Sorry, I'm sorry.
03:19I'm in the flow, man.
03:22Okay, so you can drink this Avatar drink
03:24if you don't have a bad mood.
03:28So, Aliyah Ji, first of all, I can't believe you're here.
03:31Genuinely.
03:32Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now.
03:35I also gave a cigarette and regret it.
03:44Thank you for contributing to my film.
03:46Yeah, of course, I regret so many things in life.
03:48And, but genuinely, Aliyah Ji, it's like, I am so nervous sitting next to you.
03:53Genuinely, yeah.
03:54Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
04:00And, of you also, of course, of you also.
04:03But, yeah, Aliyah Ji, you're such a big actress.
04:06Your movies have made 5,000-6,000 euros.
04:09You have so many film fair awards.
04:10National Award, Best Actress Award.
04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
04:16Why did you come to Latent?
04:28No, no, Samaya, genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity.
04:33And be so, so grateful for all the last that we've had, thanks to Kapil Sharma.
04:41Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:45Oh, damn.
04:47Aliyah Ji, here's funny.
04:49What happened with Zakir Bhai?
04:55What can I say?
04:56Tonight, I'm still alive.
04:57Oh.
05:00It's genuinely jokes apart.
05:02It's an honor that you've come.
05:02Can we have a round of applause for Aliyah Bhatman?
05:04Come on.
05:07Up next, we have Sharwari,
05:09whose name's full, I have to open this.
05:12What is this?
05:14Sharwari ji, tell me something about you.
05:16What do I tell you?
05:18Who are you, man?
05:25Please tell me.
05:26I have written your name as Aliyah plus one.
05:33I feel like the form of the panel is open for you.
05:37You can also come here.
05:44Sharwari ji, thank you so much for coming.
05:45Genuinely.
05:46Thank you for having me.
05:47Thank you so much.
05:48Thank you so much for coming.
05:50Have you seen Latent?
05:52I have seen it in clips and parts on the news channels.
06:04All right, and of course, Solanki bhai.
06:06Thank you so much for coming again.
06:08Samai, honestly, I want to say something.
06:09I've spent so much time with you in the last one year.
06:12I have missed this show more than my kids.
06:14You never miss your kids.
06:15Come on, what the fuck?
06:17Perso, his phone locked for two hours,
06:19because his password was on his date.
06:25You fucking are the worst father in the world.
06:27Isn't his wife here?
06:29Yeah, imagine.
06:30No one with the kids.
06:36Aliyah, as a fellow parent,
06:38what do you feel about it?
06:38No, I pass no judgment.
06:40I feel you do you and they do them.
06:42And then everyone lives and learns.
06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?
06:46Then you won't have a show.
06:54So are we ready to start the show?
06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night, Suhasini.
07:03Come on, come on, guys.
07:04Come on, come on, come on.
07:07All right, let's go, Bombay.
07:41I'm back Bombay
07:43I'm back Bombay
07:48I'm back Bombay
07:53I'm back Bombay
07:58I'm back Bombay
08:02Mumbai, where is the time?
08:03I'm back Bombay
08:11I'm back Bombay
08:11I got the whole world on my feet
08:13You better be watching after me
08:16Look, look, look, look
08:18I'm my Kalipili
08:25Back Bombay
08:26Back Bombay
08:30Back Bombay
08:31Back Bombay
08:35And I thought Jigra was bad
08:43That was not bad
08:45Yeah
08:45Can you sing a line?
08:47Yeah
08:47Sing
08:48Back Bombay Police
08:50Back Bombay Police
08:53Back Bombay Police
08:55Back Bombay Police
08:59Maharashtra Cyber
09:01Cyber
09:02Cyber
09:02Cyber
09:08By the way
09:09They will beat the beat
09:10That means
09:12Please control yourself
09:16No, no
09:16But genuinely it was very bad
09:17This was so bad
09:19Thank you very much
09:20But you have a lovely voice
09:21Why don't you sing a nice song?
09:23Can you teach me quickly
09:25If I want to sing
09:26Can you teach me
09:26I teach it in Doremi
09:29Do
09:30Do
09:31Bye
09:33Ma
09:35Pa
09:35Pa
09:36Ma, Pa
09:37Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum
09:38Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum
09:41Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum
09:41Ma, Pa, Mat Bolo Tum
09:46You really have a good voice
09:47Thank you
09:48You said you just moved
09:49To Bombay
09:50No, I'm trying to move
09:51To Bombay
09:52Oh, you've not moved yet
09:52So where are you from?
09:53I'm from Delhi
09:54Okay
09:55If they have to sing a song
09:56Who can go to Mumbai
10:00You have to go to Mumbai
10:02You have to go to Mumbai
10:05You have to go to Mumbai
10:05You have to go
10:05You have to go
10:07You have to go
10:07You have to go
10:08In Assam
10:08In Assam
10:10In Assam
10:10In Assam
10:11In Gavati
10:12No?
10:13No
10:14Sorry
10:14What's your favourite state, Alia?
10:18State of silence now
10:20Alia, what happened here?
10:22I was thinking
10:23Were you thinking
10:24Which is your favourite state?
10:25We have asked favourite state
10:26Not who's the president of India
10:27Who's the president of India?
10:32Who's the president of India?
10:36But do you actually know?
10:38Draupadi Murmu
10:41She gave me my national award
10:43Huh?
10:43Oh wow
10:44What are you talking about?
10:45I read something very interesting
10:52Is that you have a sunflower tattoo
10:53On your body
10:54And it's facing towards you
10:56Because you believe that
10:57I'm my own sunshine
10:59Yes
10:59Because when you are
11:00Everybody's cheerleader
11:01So your cheerleader
11:04That's really nice
11:05You have any tattoos?
11:07I do
11:07But they fade
11:08How I do
11:11I'm not sure
11:13But they fade
11:18What?
11:18What?
11:19Who's the president?
11:22Who's the president?
11:24Who's the president?
11:25What else?
11:25Your favourite book is
11:27Alchemist
11:27Yes
11:28You look like
11:29You look like
11:29Avid reader
11:30Kind of
11:31I was sarcastic
11:32I didn't know how to teach Alchemist.
11:35You studied Alchemist?
11:48Do you know how to teach Alchemist?
11:51How to teach Alchemist?
11:52On their AI plus NOVA phone, which is the best phone.
11:57It has a backlit panel.
11:58And if you win today, you can get this brand new AI plus phone.
12:04Thank you. I love it.
12:06Nobody is motivated now.
12:08It's a great phone.
12:09It's a great phone.
12:11You have a great smile.
12:12Which toothpaste do you use?
12:14Give that to Sunil Palaz.
12:20Have you seen that show on Kapil Sharma?
12:22Oh, you all see.
12:24It's a lot of time.
12:25That's why Alfa is so delayed.
12:39You get me, girl.
12:45That's a good one.
12:46Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:55You get me, girl.
12:57Oh, shit.
12:57That's a good one.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:02That's a good one.
13:08You get me, girl.
13:12Oh, shit.
13:16Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:16I'll be with you.
13:19You get me, girl.
13:23Yeah.
13:25That's a good one.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:30Yeah, yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So, Suhasin Ji, when are you here in Mumbai?
13:51I'm here for 5 days.
13:535 days?
13:54And then you'll go to?
13:55I'm trying to figure out if I can get a flat here.
13:585 days?
13:59I'm trying to see.
14:01How will you get in 5 days?
14:03Is there a broker?
14:05Give me a number.
14:06Is there a Marathi broker?
14:08There's a lot of money.
14:14But if you need something below 50,000, then you have to buy the AI plus NOAA phone.
14:21Very cheap.
14:22Very cheap.
14:2312,000 only.
14:25It's very cheap.
14:26And if you need something below 50,000, then you have to buy the AI plus NOAA phone.
14:34The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything.
14:37And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest also.
14:40Cheap.
14:40It's the cheapest.
14:42It's really cheap.
14:43So, Suhasin Ji, music joke for you.
14:45I hope, like your music, you find A-flat.
14:49Oh!
14:51Yeah, come on.
14:52Very nice.
14:53I'll give you a million rupees for Alia.
14:57I'll give you a joke.
14:57I'll give you some money.
15:00That reminds me.
15:02A-flat is a NOAA.
15:03That actually reminds me that for the season two of Latent, we have decided to do something
15:09very nice, very charitable.
15:11Ken, do we have the badges here?
15:12Salaam Bombay badges.
15:14So, whoever you are watching at home, there's a link in the description as well as a QR code
15:20I'll put down for some time here.
15:22So, you can donate.
15:24It will be going to a good cause to help slum kids reach their dreams and hopefully make
15:28the world a more equal place for them.
15:30So, Salaam Bombay, this episode.
15:32All the super chat.
15:35Okay then.
15:36So, now, Suhasini ji, genuinely you had a great voice.
15:40Hopefully you get a flat, you get everything that you want and in five days.
15:44Let's see.
15:45So, it's time to score Suhasini now.
15:47Okay?
15:48So, for your singing, I give you a ten, but your writing are minus three.
15:54Okay?
15:55So, I give you, my score to you is seven.
15:58Alia has given eight.
15:59Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice and you must continue singing and you must continue
16:05emitting all that sunshine.
16:06Aww.
16:08How does the hate come from the Philippines?
16:10It's so unfair, man.
16:13You can see it in the comments.
16:17Okay, Sharwari ji.
16:19Sharwari ji has given eight.
16:20Solanki?
16:21Eight.
16:22Six.
16:22Six?
16:23Do you like that?
16:25Two ones are true.
16:32So, please don't ever lose that hope.
16:34I've given you seven point five.
16:35Please keep going.
16:36Seven point five by Shankar Madevan.
16:41So, that makes you average.
16:52I am not average.
16:54Of course, no.
16:54Of course not.
16:55You are below average.
16:56You are not.
16:58So, that makes your average, jokes apart, that makes your average seven.
17:05I am so flat.
17:06Yes.
17:07No!
17:08No!
17:09No!
17:10No!
17:11I'm positive.
17:12It's going to be nice.
17:13No, but you're very, very good, yeah.
17:14Thank you so much for coming out, Swasini ji.
17:17Can we have a louder round of applause for Swasini?
17:20Come on, come on.
17:23Swasini ji, don't do a small heart.
17:25You have avatar protein.
17:27Because you have five days to find a flat, you need some energy.
17:29Please take this.
17:31Actually, this one.
17:31Please take this.
17:32I like this.
17:34Unless you want this.
17:36I think you do.
17:38Aww.
17:39Let's see Alia's voice.
17:44Thank you so much, yaar.
17:46You are so sweet, Swasini ji.
17:48So make some knocks for Sukrut Dio, poetry, shairi, and humor.
17:53Let's see.
17:57Oof.
17:58Let's start with the time.
17:59Let's start with the time.
18:09It's my age button coming.
18:20I love you.
18:21I love you too.
18:23Love means love.
18:24Love means love means love.
18:25I love you too.
18:31I love you too.
18:42I love you too.
18:59foreign
19:25You deserve better.
19:27You deserve better.
19:27You deserve better.
19:27Time, time, time.
19:29You deserve...
19:31Continue not to do it.
19:32Your time has been done.
19:34One second.
19:36What do you think he told me?
19:37What is the way to listen to it?
19:41Why do you know?
19:42Do you know?
19:44You are acting, right?
19:47Yes.
19:48That was too cute.
19:50That was very cute.
19:52If you think that I'm going to drink,
19:53I'm going to drink.
19:55What's the best acting?
20:00You both are so seasoned actors.
20:02Do you rate the acting?
20:05No, he's too good.
20:07We are just looking at each other.
20:08He's not giving answers.
20:11He's giving answers.
20:12It's actually incredible.
20:13He's not leaving the character.
20:15He's not leaving.
20:15He's starting from there.
20:17I'm going to drink the score.
20:21Sukrut Deo, where are you from?
20:24I'm Maharashtra.
20:25I'm Ambarnaath.
20:26I'm Kalyan.
20:28Have you done a movie or a short film?
20:31I've done a movie.
20:31I've done a small role in Marathi.
20:36I've done a movie theater.
20:37I've done a movie theater.
20:39Nice.
20:43He's saying so good and good things.
20:45And here he's written,
20:46I get horny.
20:48I watch porn.
20:50Masturvation.
20:51He's supposed to write.
20:52He's not writing.
20:54I've done a movie theater.
21:04I've done a movie theater.
21:05I've done a movie theater.
21:08Thank you, Maharashtra.
21:11He's saying I know you're wrong.
21:14What are you writing?
21:16Listen, I respect all of you.
21:20It was fun, brother.
21:23Wow, man.
21:25Wow.
21:28You wrote,
21:30I could not control my feelings for Samaya and Bhuvan.
21:33It is right.
21:36Because when there is a person who has entertained me,
21:41or who has laughed me,
21:43I feel bad.
21:45I also had Bhuvan brother.
21:48His parents have expired.
21:51So, I have emailed them on Instagram,
21:54but they didn't reply.
21:56But my job,
21:58I wanted to talk about them.
22:02And when Samaya Sir was late,
22:06it was very bad.
22:09So, that's why I was crying.
22:12But I was happy to have come back.
22:15That's what happened.
22:16Bhuvan brother came back.
22:19And he came back.
22:21And when your special came back,
22:22I got two quarters.
22:24Cheers!
22:27Wow, man.
22:33You know what?
22:34Where is my phone?
22:36Where is my phone?
22:37Where is your phone?
22:38Where is your phone?
22:54I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine.
22:58Yeah, why not?
22:58Right, right.
22:59Thank you so much.
23:01Oh, brother.
23:02Love you, brother.
23:03Hello Bhuvan brother.
23:05Hello Bhuvan brother.
23:06It doesn't look like your face.
23:07What are you doing?
23:09I'm shooting Dandora 2.
23:10Who should they shoot her.
23:11Whoooo!
23:19Are you running?
23:20You're running?
23:23You're running, right?
23:23I'm going, right.
23:24I'm so happy you're back.
23:26I'm so happy that you are also coming up with season 2.
23:29Season 2 is coming out.
23:31You can get a little sir for Dandora also.
23:34I love you so much, brother.
23:36Where are you now?
23:37I love you, brother.
23:38I'm here, Bombay.
23:39Okay, stay focused. See you soon. Take care, Baba.
23:43Alright, so time to...
23:45Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:47Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry, sorry.
23:49I forgot the main one.
23:51Main one.
23:52Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:55Good job, man.
23:58Boovan, Boovan, Boovan.
23:59You forgot the main important thing for the call.
24:02Will you come to this season later?
24:08102%.
24:09Let's go!
24:11I love you so much, Bhai.
24:13I'll see you later and soon. Take care.
24:15No, no, but before, of course, jokes apart.
24:17Here's a contestant, he's a very, very emotional fan of you.
24:20And he wanted to say something to you.
24:23Boovan, I love you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:26I'm going to play a new video soon.
24:30You're going to cry? Sorry.
24:31I love you.
24:34I love you.
24:35Boovan, Bhai.
24:36I'm watching you, the best of your episodes.
24:39And the best of my mom, the clean comedy-yam show.
24:43I'm also watching you.
24:45I'm waiting for you.
24:46Just put a new episode in your month.
24:48Or put something up next.
24:50I like your fresh episodes.
24:52It's coming very soon.
24:54Yes, Bhai. Thank you, Bhai.
24:55It's coming very soon, Bhai.
24:56And sometimes you'll check the DMV.
24:58I'll do that, Bhai.
25:08What is that?
25:11I don't know.
25:13Before I came here, I was sending a audition for my late-end.
25:17But unfortunately, that was not been selected.
25:22So I wrote it and I would perform it in two minutes.
25:26Do it, brother.
25:29I'm a girl.
25:31I don't know my own faces.
25:33I live my own lives.
25:37I must stay in the face of my face.
25:40But I must stay in the face of the dark.
25:44I have never been to the grave.
25:46I have never been to the grave.
25:47I have never been to the grave.
25:53And strict of it, it's very little.
25:56At every place I have suffered,ğı
25:57full of earth, and
25:59I will have just led again. At
26:00every place I have jumped away. And
26:04most places on it do not beat up there agony. I
26:06will give up the love for me. Be
26:11a guy! I love you so much. Geat
26:12Sub devil, buddy.
26:13But all of your characters are big.
26:15No, nothing. I've done a lot of characters.
26:18One or another character?
26:20Yes, it's a live audition.
26:22Next time, select it.
26:23Next time, you'll become so popular.
26:27100%.
26:28You're going to be viral.
26:29Thank you so much, man.
26:37But you know, Sharwari ji's story,
26:39she was an assistant director first.
26:41That's what I'm saying.
26:44I'm a baby.
26:45I'm a baby.
26:47He said, he's not standing up.
26:49No, no, no.
26:50My name is Sharwari. I've been four years old.
26:55Sharwari ji, you've also seen your fair share of struggle, right?
26:58Yes, yes.
27:00So, what advice do you have for this guy here?
27:03Honestly, I'm inspired you. Genuinely.
27:06I hope that you're alive.
27:08And I'm really inspired.
27:09What have you written?
27:11And actually,
27:13I'll be working on you too.
27:15Wow.
27:16Very big.
27:17Very big.
27:18All right.
27:19It's time to score Sukrut Dev.
27:22Yes.
27:22So, I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
27:27Thank you so much.
27:31Aaliyah ji also has a 10.
27:33Sharwari ji has a 10.
27:3410.
27:3510.
27:3510 by 10.
27:3710 by 10.
27:38Where is it?
27:39Don't do this.
27:40Don't do this.
27:40Don't do this.
27:40What are you doing?
27:42What are you doing?
27:43You're 10 on 10.
27:45I'm 10 on 10.
27:46I've made my mom's first.
27:48I'm going to win.
27:51So, your average is 10.
27:52And I'm assuming you've given yourself a little bit.
27:57Come on.
27:58Hey, no.
28:01No.
28:02It's still in the theater.
28:04No.
28:06It's very good.
28:07Why did you give us your art?
28:08You're so talented.
28:09This is the first time I did.
28:11What do you say?
28:13So, brother, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Dev?
28:17Yes.
28:18I'll tell you the next time.
28:20You won't see the character.
28:22If you say cut, cut.
28:24Cut.
28:25That's the same thing.
28:28This is the same thing.
28:29That's the same way, right?
28:31Cut.
28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Dev.
28:44Wow!!
28:45What are you doing?
28:52How is that?
28:54Wow, man.
28:55That's the last thing.
28:59Why are you waiting for me?
29:00Just so that you can share your feelings with us.
29:04Why are you waiting for me?
29:06You didn't get one million.
29:11It's like...
29:12I was just like...
29:14I was just like,
29:15I performed in a big crowd and I was like,
29:20I was like,
29:21I was like,
29:21I was like,
29:23Why are you waiting for me?
29:25Oh, my God.
29:37You're waiting for me.
29:39You're waiting for me.
29:48You're waiting for me.
29:48If you change our score,
29:50and put 8888 for him.
29:51Just send UPI directly.
29:52You know?
29:59You know what?
30:01As...
30:01I will do something today,
30:03differently from before.
30:05That...
30:05I will give you an option
30:07to win one of the best phones in the world.
30:12AI plus phone.
30:13Can you get it?
30:14Why?
30:15Can you get it?
30:16How big is your heart?
30:18How big is your phone?
30:21I love that.
30:25Can we have the hamper, please?
30:28Let's go.
30:29Oh, wow.
30:33No, and I feel
30:34that what India has got
30:36latent behind,
30:37everybody knows how
30:38the whole world
30:39is going to be seeing this.
30:41So I think
30:42the next time we see you,
30:43you are going to be a huge stop.
30:44Maybe you won't have a photo with us,
30:46but now we can take a photo with us.
30:49Yes, let's do that.
30:50Let's go.
30:50Oh, wow.
30:51It's called brand integration.
30:53Wow.
30:55Wow, wow.
30:56On your iPhone.
30:57Take your phone.
30:59Oh, that's the iPhone.
31:01Let's go.
31:02Let's take a selfie.
31:03Let's go.
31:04Let's take a selfie.
31:06Three, two, one.
31:07Smile.
31:12Make some noise
31:13for the next ad,
31:14Gajendra Puri.
31:19I'm from Rajasthan
31:20and I'm talking about
31:22in Bombay,
31:22I'm talking about
31:23so I know
31:25that in Mumbai,
31:26there are many women
31:27who are all
31:28animal lovers.
31:31And I also tell them
31:33that I'm an animal lover.
31:34They have 30 people in my house.
31:37They don't stop talking to me.
31:39There's some hypocrisy
31:40I'm talking about
31:41animal lovers.
31:42I'm talking about
31:43that in animal love
31:43everyone should have
31:44aesthetic value.
31:46Everyone should have
31:47a dog and a dog.
31:47No one wants to have a dog.
31:50But you can see,
31:51a dog is a much better dog.
31:53Because in a dog,
31:53what are you looking for?
31:54Personality.
31:56The dog's personality is true.
31:57His personality is complete.
32:00It's not a dog's personality.
32:01It's a dog.
32:02It's a dog.
32:03It's a dog.
32:04It's a dog.
32:05It's a dog.
32:05The dog's on the other hand.
32:07The dog's on the other hand.
32:08You play a dog.
32:08You play with your own sound.
32:11It's a dog.
32:13It's a dog.
32:17It's a dog.
32:24She'll tell me.
32:25It's a dog.
32:35It's a dog.
32:39Gajendra Puri bhai, what a guy. Amazing, y'all.
32:43How are you, people?
32:44We will start, don't worry.
32:47Don't take a pause.
32:49Where are you from from Rajasthan?
32:51Yes.
32:51Where in Rajasthan?
32:53Bali.
32:54That's why it says I grew up in Bali, not that one.
32:59And here I learned about women's issues from watching Bali.
33:03Yeah.
33:04Can you elaborate?
33:04Have you seen the show?
33:06Yes, a little.
33:07Everyone has seen it.
33:08I saw it in childhood.
33:10I saw it in my mind.
33:13In the episode, there was a father of the house.
33:16He threw away from the house.
33:19Because Anandi took his hand.
33:21And the periods.
33:24So I saw that episode.
33:25I was a child, so I was confused.
33:26I said, if Anandi was a period, then my dad was PMS.
33:29I was confused.
33:36And I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.
33:39Yeah.
33:40I worked in my brother's shop, actually.
33:42Bombay, I came to the first time.
33:43I didn't have a job.
33:45But I wanted to work in business.
33:47At 13 you started working.
33:49Yeah.
33:49I was a kid.
33:51Clearly, it's a bad influence.
33:55But you were good in sales.
33:57Yeah.
33:58I worked in Diwali for a month in sales.
34:00And I bought a lot of money.
34:02I bought one ticket.
34:08I bought one ticket.
34:10Avatar protein bar.
34:11Although you don't need to sell it.
34:12It's amazing already.
34:14But let's say you had to sell it.
34:15Who are you selling it?
34:16Who are you selling it?
34:17Who are you selling it?
34:18Sharewarji.
34:19Sharewarji.
34:19Do you access it?
34:21Yes.
34:22So what do you do for protein?
34:26I eat food which is protein rich food.
34:29Oh, so you have to eat a lot of food.
34:32Yes.
34:33You have to get less than 10 grams of protein.
34:35But don't take it.
34:37Why?
34:38Don't take it.
34:39Why?
34:39Because I am free.
34:41Why?
34:42How will your advantage be?
34:43No.
34:44My advantage is that if I talk about it,
34:46the brand will come.
34:48So I will cut it from the show.
34:49Okay.
34:56So what do you do?
35:21I will take it and I will do a photo op.
35:25Because some people have watched it.
35:27I have watched my film.
35:29Finally.
35:30Yeah, yeah.
35:31Actually, it's Saturday.
35:32I saw it in the theatres.
35:35And I was one of the two people there.
35:43All right.
35:43Thank you so much Gajindir Bhai for coming.
35:44Thank you so much.
35:45Thank you for having me.
35:48Gajindir Bhai, Gajindir Bhai, Gajindir Bhai.
35:50Score. Score. Score.
35:58I am going to give you a 9.
36:049.
36:059.5 by Alia Ji.
36:07Sharwari Ji has given it.
36:0910 on 10.
36:10Wow.
36:13It's a 9.
36:149 by Ashish Sulanki.
36:169.
36:169 by Dave Shabel.
36:19Oh, man.
36:20Oh, man.
36:21Decide, man.
36:22So, that makes your average 9.5.
36:27He has written less.
36:28No, no, no.
36:28He has written less.
36:29Come on, man.
36:30Come on, come on, come on.
36:32No, no.
36:33He has written 8.
36:359.
36:36Oh, no.
36:37Why did Sharwari 10 have given it, man?
36:39Oh, this is all Sharwari.
36:40Oh, man.
36:42Please, you will take protein.
36:47He has sent it back.
36:51Sharwari, y'all.
36:52He has given it wrong.
36:54He has given it wrong.
36:57He has given it to me.
36:58He has given it to me.
36:59He has given it to me two times.
37:04Alright.
37:05Up next, we have Donald Trump from USA.
37:08Give it up for Donald Trump.
37:10Yeah.
37:10Vivekan Munund.
37:16Oh, I give up.
37:24Alright, alright.
37:26Namaste, India.
37:28It's nice to meet you guys.
37:30I know you're Sami, Rhino.
37:33A liar bat.
37:36Shurabi.
37:37Whatever's that.
37:42Uh, Hashish Solanki, yeah.
37:48He's not lanky at all.
37:49He's weak.
37:50And, uh, I'm not lanky.
37:51Bullraj Gay.
37:56Disgusting name.
37:57Disgusting.
37:59We have CIA.
38:00He's CIA.
38:04I'm here in India to, uh, give out, uh, my real reason to be here is to give out these,
38:09uh, free H-1B visas to you people.
38:14So, if I like your questions, I'm gonna give you a free H-1B visa.
38:19And, uh, what else do you want from me?
38:24Oil.
38:27You want oil?
38:29Come to the island, my friend.
38:31There's a lot of oil.
38:34Oh, my God.
38:37Oh, my God.
38:40Oh, my God.
38:43Is it time or the hell?
38:45Time's up.
38:46I'm done.
38:48All right.
38:49That's all Trump.
38:52So, Dolan Trump.
38:55Uh, how did you...
39:03You already have a mic.
39:05You gave it to me.
39:06I don't know what to say.
39:08There's so much unemployment in this country.
39:10Three people.
39:13You're always taking from the minorities.
39:17Well, who else to take it from?
39:21Can't take it from the rich guys.
39:23They're my friends.
39:24I don't know.
39:24I don't know.
39:30So, uh, Trump.
39:32Why you, uh...
39:34Why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing people?
39:39Firstly, if you don't know English, it's all right.
39:42Don't be so scared.
39:42I don't know.
39:52So scared.
39:53So scared.
39:54Disgusting.
39:56But, uh, I didn't start the words.
39:58We were playing Counter-Strike with my friends.
40:01And the other team was Iran.
40:03I told them to bomb Iran.
40:05They fucking bombed Iran.
40:06What do I do?
40:17I'm just glad, uh, you don't have that other guy.
40:20What's his?
40:20That asshole Ranbir Barbadia.
40:26He creeps me out.
40:28We banned him from the island.
40:29Not your Ranbir.
40:30He's a nice guy.
40:30He's classy.
40:31The other.
40:38That creepy Barbadia or whatever.
40:40His name is disgusting.
40:42Disgusting.
40:43Ahem.
40:45Ahem.
40:46Dorantra, what brings you to India?
40:48I tell you, I'm going to give out these two H1 babies just for free.
40:52Because I know a lot of you are upset.
40:54A lot of you want to go to the U.S. away.
40:56And I'm going to make that happen for you.
41:01Um...
41:06Somebody give her a script on the director!
41:28Disgusting.
41:29Oh.
41:31Oh my God.
41:33Uh, Samaya bhai, uh, I'm done.
41:36So good.
41:38That's what she said.
41:41She also said put in.
41:52Oh my God.
41:55Oh.
41:58Dol and, uh, Donald.
42:00No, it's alright.
42:01Lot of Indians call me Dol and it's true.
42:04I like it.
42:05I like it.
42:07Sharori, uh, please speak to Mr. Trump.
42:10Hello.
42:12Um...
42:12I didn't understand this.
42:14I didn't understand this.
42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
42:22Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
42:24Yeah.
42:25Actually, let's converse in Hindi.
42:27How about that?
42:27All right.
42:28I learned a few Hindi songs.
42:30Songs.
42:31Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
42:33Yes.
42:33All right.
42:33Uh, this one goes out to my gay friend, Bart Raj Gay.
42:39I've heard a lot of these, uh, Barat, Barat, not Barak, he's a fake guy.
42:44Oh.
42:45Oh.
42:47Yeah.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Yeah, yeah.
42:49They dance a lot in New York City and they have this favorite song.
42:52I'm gonna sing that for you, my friend.
42:54Not in any other way.
42:56No, no, no, no.
42:56I don't want it.
42:57Yeah, good.
42:58He's a fake gentleman.
42:59Fake gentleman.
43:01The song is...
43:03I am Righ Ingin.
43:05Yaachi Theri.
43:07Mata Jigarathanu.
43:09Rokhni Paava.
43:12Aki Vikshin.
43:14Ramkápani Afarnashananthu and my favorite part, oh ho ho ho.
43:21Ho ho ho.
43:23So many ho ha ha ha.
43:25Stop calling someone like that!
43:28Okay, don't show it, I don't like it when women get empowered.
43:38Disgusting, disgusting.
43:40Why are you throwing the brand?
43:49Donald Trump.
43:51Who's your favorite world leader?
43:54Me.
43:56Why does there have to be anybody?
43:58Is this me?
43:59Talk about me.
43:59I'm the best asshole you'll ever see.
44:03Anywhere.
44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
44:12My God.
44:15My God.
44:17He's too good.
44:21When he breaks the character down,
44:23he'll stop for auto.
44:24He'll stop for auto.
44:28Let's go.
44:29Then he'll come.
44:31Wow, man.
44:31Yeah.
44:31You've written I'm a protein pagloo.
44:34Yeah.
44:34And love alternate sources of protein like
44:37bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg wala cake.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?
44:44Protein is important for muscle growth.
44:46Brother, Donald, Donald.
44:48Help a brother out.
44:49Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
44:53It looks delicious.
44:54I can't wait to get my hands on it.
44:56And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.
44:59It's called Avatar.
45:00Avatar?
45:01Like the blue guys?
45:02Yeah.
45:04Avatar.
45:05Why don't you try it?
45:06Should we make you try this?
45:08I don't know if you like it,
45:09because it has no oil.
45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth.
45:22Now we know who the real gay is.
45:31Is the cameras on?
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's tasty.
45:35It's amazing, yeah.
45:38My only mission from here on
45:40is to make America straight again
45:41and make, uh...
45:51All right, I like this guy here.
45:53I'm still gonna give you a Weezer.
45:54Okay, two of you.
45:55Yeah, please.
45:56Yeah?
45:57Sameh Rhino.
45:59This one's for you.
46:01It's his H1B Weezer,
46:02Hyduboot to Bengalulu.
46:06One-way Weezer.
46:09For push-park travel,
46:11non-AC bus.
46:14Oh, my God.
46:15You're welcome.
46:17How long, uh...
46:18Trump, until this war continues?
46:21I thought he stopped yet.
46:22How long?
46:25Um...
46:26Hold on.
46:28I don't know, man.
46:30I have no idea.
46:31I just tell them,
46:32like I said,
46:33we were playing Counter-Strike
46:34and then they...
46:35Sorry, sorry.
46:36We've got another question.
46:37I'm just curious
46:38and this has nothing to do
46:39with politics, of course.
46:41All right.
46:41Uh...
46:42Are you bald?
46:43How dare you say that?
46:45This is my real hair.
46:47I'm gonna show it to you.
46:48Take it out.
46:50It's my real hair, man.
46:59Thank you, man.
47:00Wow.
47:00Do I get it back?
47:01It's all real.
47:03Beautiful.
47:04So beautiful.
47:05Suddenly we have Vin Diesel
47:06under this cap.
47:10Sorry, Jason's Tatum.
47:12Vin Ethanol.
47:16Thank you for cracking a joke.
47:19It's nice.
47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary, man.
47:24All right.
47:30It's too good.
47:31It's too good.
47:32I'm gonna need somebody
47:33to have to put this back on.
47:34G.I.A.
47:37G.I.A.
47:40G.I.A.
47:41G.I.A.
47:41G.I.A.
47:43G.I.A.
47:44G.I.A.
47:47He's a gentleman.
47:48Oh my God.
47:49Yeah, he's good.
47:50Smells good.
47:51Thanks.
47:52I'm not gay.
47:52Why are you touching me then?
47:56Alia, why are you not speaking to him?
47:58I'm...
47:59I'm just stumped again
48:01by how in character he is.
48:02I'm just enjoying it.
48:04Yeah, she's a little thing or two
48:05about saying character.
48:09Not you.
48:10I like you.
48:10You're a good actress.
48:11Pati, pati.
48:14Pati, pati.
48:19I didn't even say anything.
48:21He's a good actress.
48:22I didn't even say anything.
48:24Zorga Talia for Donald Trump.
48:26What a fucking guy.
48:27What a guy.
48:29I have no words for this guy.
48:31Alia.
48:32It's time to score Donald Trump.
48:35Malraj bhai.
48:36Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me.
48:38Let's go.
48:39You're too good.
48:40100%.
48:4110 on 10.
48:43Sabari.
48:44Mine's 9.5.
48:46What?
48:46Okay.
48:4710 from Alia.
48:49Whoa.
48:49Wow.
48:50And I want to explain myself
48:51because I was actually feeling like intimidated
48:53and like I was facepalming
48:56and getting really awkward and stressed.
48:58So like that's a fabulous job.
48:59Yeah, I tend to have the women around me.
49:01It's all right.
49:03No, that means like you did a fabulous job.
49:06Amazing.
49:08And of course, I also give you a 10 on a 10,
49:11Meribai.
49:12And that makes your average 10.
49:16All right.
49:19Okay, so I've given myself a score,
49:22which is the highest number I can count to,
49:25which is 10.
49:26Wow!
49:32Yeah!
49:41It's amazing.
49:50Okay.
49:53What is this?
49:56whatever you go for it
49:58what is this is a gift for him
49:59no you give no
50:01please give it
50:02I don't know
50:04she's creeped out that's alright
50:06I like it
50:07this is a t-shirt I mean
50:10I can see that thank you
50:13maybe that's why I'm feeling shy
50:15just I mean just whatever wear it if you want
50:17don't wear it but it's for my upcoming movie
50:18alright that's nice
50:20born
50:25it says
50:26born
50:28born alpha
50:29but what if you have a beta
50:34so nice so funny
50:35oh my god so funny
50:36make some noise for Donald Trump
50:38make some fucking noise
50:41what a guy
50:42make some noise for Alia Bhad
50:44Sharwari
50:47that was India's
50:48go out later
50:55so before you go
50:56we have a gift for you
50:57you know you can take any of these phones
51:00they are all AI plus phones
51:01are they made in China?
51:05thank you
51:06in fact they are actually made in India
51:08alright I'm gonna put some tariffs on them
51:30I can answer for all
51:40Why?
51:41And if this won't win?
51:42No.
51:44I'll give it all.
51:47It's not so good luck.
51:50I don't know.
51:51It's not.
51:52You're a bad guy.
51:54You think something positive?
51:58No.
51:59You're a good guy.
52:01Is there any Thailand?
52:02No.
52:06So why are you here?
52:09What do I do now?
52:11Why are you here?
52:12What do you want to say?
52:15Since you've met him?
52:17Nothing.
52:18This is a rage bait.
52:20He's slow.
52:23My blood pressure is increasing.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:34What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?
52:38Emotionally, everyone feels like living my best life on Instagram.
52:42Do you like this?
52:43Yes.
52:44Your Instagram.
52:45Oh!
52:47Oh!
52:48Oh!
52:49Oh!
52:50Oh!
52:51Oh!
52:51Oh!
52:52Oh!
52:53Oh!
52:53Did I just hear a huh?
52:55Oh!
52:57Oh!
52:58Oh!
53:08Oh!
53:11Oh!
53:13Oh!
53:16Oh!
53:18You beat him.
53:23Do you send photos on the Instagram?
53:25Yeah.
53:2701 mhm.
53:27Two photos on the Instagram?
53:28Yeah.
53:28I don't know who has video Airbnb.
53:32We're all headed for it.
53:34what would be the heroine?
53:39What can you do time for?
53:41What was your last caption?
53:44No means no.
53:52Samikshadji, I am just having fun with you.
53:54I hope you feel bad, right?
53:56No, absolutely not.
53:59Of course.
54:00You feel strong.
54:01Five interesting and fun things about you.
54:03You have to explain.
54:05Number one.
54:06Shah Rukh Khan came in his hands.
54:10How old were you?
54:12Okay, you asked me.
54:13Okay.
54:14So, my father, my father,
54:16he used to work in the film industry before.
54:18He used to dance in my hands.
54:20After that, Shah Rukh Khan came in his hands,
54:22I will be able to do three or four months.
54:24Are you nervous?
54:26Yes, Shah Rukh Khan.
54:28I didn't understand and did it.
54:29Okay, but the interesting thing is point number two.
54:32You have to use the washroom's vanity.
54:34You have to use bladder control.
54:35No, I have to go.
54:38No, I have to use the washroom's vanity.
54:41I have to use the washroom's vanity.
54:42What are you the most like in a woman?
54:46A man?
54:47What do you say?
54:47Who did you say?
54:48A poor man.
54:56Sharoori ji, what are three things you want to do before you die?
55:00One is to have a hit.
55:02One is to have a hit, one is to hit you and second is to never get hit on by
55:10you.
55:18Wow, this is the first viral reel of Sharoori.
55:31Alia, as a person who has achieved everything, let me tell you this.
55:41As a person who has achieved so many things, what do you look forward to in life?
55:50End of the show.
55:53You should do that.
55:54I have to do that.
56:49I have to do that.
56:54Actually, I'm sitting here in the pool of water.
56:57There are all the young londes come.
56:58They drink cigarettes and they drink.
57:02They drink cigarettes.
57:03They drink cigarettes too, sir.
57:04They don't even know what to do.
57:07They will see the people.
57:09Why don't you listen to Sharma?
57:10Why don't you listen to Sharma?
57:11Okay, a genuine question.
57:16Why did you feel like Girlie Boy?
57:17Just for my knowledge.
57:19No, I didn't say that.
57:21Don't stress.
57:22Don't stress, man.
57:22Your opinion is correct.
57:24It was a copy of Nine Miles.
57:25Okay.
57:26You have a copy of Nine Miles.
57:27Nine miles?
57:28Eight miles.
57:30Eight miles.
57:31Eight miles.
57:32Eight miles.
57:33Eight miles.
57:33Eight miles.
57:34Eight miles.
57:34Eight miles.
57:34Eight miles.
57:35Eight miles.
57:39Your attitude is just amazing.
57:41Thank you, ma'am.
57:45Tell me, ma'am.
57:46Tell me, ma'am.
57:47I don't understand.
57:47No, ma'am.
57:48No, ma'am.
57:50Try it.
57:53Try it.
57:53Try it.
57:54Try it.
57:54Try it.
57:55Your attitude is very good.
57:57Thank you, ma'am.
57:59Very nice.
58:01One number.
58:01Thank you, ma'am.
58:02Let's go.
58:03One time.
58:05Now, we're going to dance in the same mood.
58:16I think we should dance with each other.
58:20Oh.
58:21Oh.
58:23Please.
58:23We all don't.
58:25Let's go.
58:26Let's go.
58:27Come on.
58:28Please.
58:29Give a song.
58:30Any more, to them.
58:32Hey.
58:35Hey.
58:36Hey.
58:36Hey.
58:37Hey.
58:38Hey, hey.
58:38Hey.
58:39Hey.
58:40Hey.
58:52Hey, hi.
58:53You never get it
58:55Do you have that more to go?
58:58Hey, no, no, no
59:00Don't hate me, no, no
59:19Don't hate me
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