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00:05Are we ready to start the show?
00:09After an absence of one year of India was gone later, please give it up for Summit
00:27Oh, my God! That time of the year again. Oh, man.
00:46Before we begin the show, actually, let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted
00:51it.
00:58Welcome to the first ever episode of India's Got Late in Season 2.
01:04Are we ready to start the show?
01:08You've got to do better than that. Are we ready to start the show?
01:13So, we have amazing panelists for you. Let's introduce one after the other.
01:18The first panel is my very good friend. You will have seen them on my tour, world tour, latent.
01:25In all places, except with your children.
01:28Give it up for the worst father, Barraj Gai!
01:36Give it up for Ashie Solanke!
01:42Give it up for Sharwari!
01:47The final guest is actually the biggest guest of latent so far.
01:52This is the highest point of latent and the lowest point of her career.
01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhatt!
02:16Let's go!
02:27Let's go!
02:28How are you feeling, Aliyah Ji?
02:30Thank you so much for coming, first of all, yeah.
02:33Hi.
02:36No, no, take your time.
02:37Can you drink this, if you...
02:39No, I'm okay.
02:40I have a bottle of water.
02:42Okay, you don't drink this in our normal people's water.
02:45What kind of water is this?
02:47There are some special electrolytes,
02:49so I don't pass out with fear.
02:51Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid?
02:52They love you. Come on, don't you love Aliyah?
02:57By the way, if you are feeling tired
02:59and you don't have electrolytes,
03:01you cannot afford electrolytes,
03:03you can always go for Avatar,
03:04the protein drink that gives you wings.
03:06No, that gives you wings.
03:07What's the other thing?
03:09What's the other thing?
03:11What's the other thing?
03:13What's the other thing?
03:14Take it, sir.
03:18Sorry, I'm sorry.
03:19I'm just getting into the flow.
03:21Okay, so you can drink this Avatar drink
03:23if you have a bad mood.
03:28So, Aliyah Ji, first of all,
03:30I can't believe you're here, genuinely.
03:32Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now.
03:35I've been watching it and I've been watching it.
03:43At least you've seen the picture.
03:44Thank you for contributing to my film.
03:46Yeah, of course.
03:47I regret so many things in life.
03:48And, but genuinely, Aliyah Ji, it's like,
03:52I am so nervous sitting next to you, genuinely.
03:53Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
04:00And, of you also, of course, of you also.
04:03But, Aliyah Ji, you're such a big actress.
04:06Your movies have made 5,000-6,000 crores.
04:09You have so many film fair awards.
04:10You have so many national awards.
04:11Best Actors Award.
04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
04:16Why did you come to Latent?
04:17Where is it?
04:18Where is Latent?
04:28No, no, Samaya, genuinely, I think we can all say this
04:32with absolute clarity and be so, so grateful
04:35for all the last that we've had, thanks to Kapil Sharma.
04:41Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:45Oh, damn.
04:47Aliyah Ji, here's funny.
04:48What happened to you, man?
04:49What happened to you with Zakir, man?
04:55What can I say?
04:56Tonight, I'm still alive.
04:57Oh.
05:00It's genuinely jokes apart.
05:02It's an honor that you've come.
05:03Can we have an applause for Aliyah Bhatman?
05:04Come on.
05:07Up next, we have Sharwari,
05:09whose name I have to open this.
05:11What is this?
05:14Sharwari ji, tell me something about you.
05:16What do I tell you?
05:17I have written your name as Aliyah plus one.
05:18Who are you, man?
05:24Please tell me.
05:26I have written your name as Aliyah plus one.
05:44Sharwari ji, thank you so much for coming, genuinely.
05:46Thank you, thank you for having me.
05:47Thank you so much, thank you so much for coming.
05:48Thank you so much for coming.
06:07Thank you so much for coming.
06:18Thank you so much for coming.
06:54So, are we ready to start the show?
06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night,
07:01Suhasini.
07:03Come on, come on, guys, come on, come on, come on.
07:07All right, let's go, Bombay.
07:32All right, let's go, Bombay.
07:43I'll drive you back, Bombay.
07:48I'll drive you back, Bombay.
07:53I'll drive you back, Bombay.
07:58I'll drive you back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
08:01Mumbai, here, time, come on.
08:04All right, let's get ready.
08:06I don't have a pension, I don't have a pension.
08:09I got the whole world on my own.
08:13You better be watching out for me.
08:17Deggo, deggo, deggo, deggo.
08:18Ay, me de Kalipili.
08:24Pichay Bombay.
08:26Mere pichay Bombay.
08:30Pichay Bombay.
08:31Dere pichay, pichay, pichay.
08:35Pichay.
08:40And I thought Jigra was bad.
08:43That was not bad.
08:45Yeah.
08:45Can you sing a line?
08:47Yeah, yeah.
08:47Sing.
08:48Pichay Bombay polis.
08:50Mere pichay Bombay polis.
08:54Bagu main aage.
08:56Mere pichay Bombay polis.
09:00Maharashtra saibar hai mere pichay saibar.
09:08Why woh beat pa hi maareenge?
09:12That means, please control yourself.
09:16No, no, but genuinely it was very bad.
09:17This was so bad.
09:19Thank you very much.
09:20But you have a lovely voice.
09:21Why don't you sing a nice song?
09:23Can you teach me quickly if I want to sing?
09:25Can you teach me saarega ma pada nisa?
09:28I teach it in Doremi.
09:30Do.
09:30Sa.
09:31Bye.
09:32Saarega.
09:34Ma.
09:35Pa.
09:36Ma.
09:37Ma.
09:38Ma.
09:39Ma.
09:40Ma.
09:40Ma.
09:40Ma.
09:41Ma.
09:46you really have a good voice that's thank you you said you've just moved to Bombay
09:50no I'm trying to move to Bombay oh you've not moved yet so where are you from I'm from Delhi
09:54okay
10:14sorry what's your favorite state your Alia state of silence now Alia what
10:20happened here but I was thinking we're thinking which is your favorite state we
10:25have asked favorite state not who's the president of India
10:36but do you actually know she gave me my national award huh oh wow
10:50I read something very interesting is that you have a sunflower tattoo on your body and it's facing
10:56towards you because you believe that I'm my own sunshine yes because when you are
11:00everybody's cheerleader to Tumay Tumara cheerleader Konyota that's really nice you
11:06have any tattoos I do but we don't yeah
11:11you can't make me to think that I don't know what I don't see president
11:19can I'm lucky I'm you're favorite book is Alchemist yes well you look I have it
11:29read on my love huh kind of sarcastic down with it but I don't know Alchemist
11:50Kaisa Bada okay AI plus Noah phone play which is the best phone it has a
11:57backlit panel and agar Abad Jiti to aapko mil sakta hai this brand new AI plus phone
12:04thank you I love it nobody's motivated now it's a great phone come on
12:09I'll say yeah I bought a phone you have a great smile here thank you concert
12:13toothpaste use cut the app go get give that to Sunil part also
12:16I'm
12:20I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm a kid I'm gonna ownka
12:22Oh up sub dek to the board time I have a class is a little by the delay or
12:27I'm
12:30back is
12:31up cut I mean can scan jaanek a bar jaanek a photo shoot a movie
12:35No, you don't have a movie for three years.
12:39But I am very excited for your movie.
12:41What is it about?
12:43We haven't come to Alpha Promote.
12:45So, take it away.
12:46No.
12:51You know your personality.
12:55That's a good one.
12:55You get me, girl.
12:57That's a good one.
12:58Yeah.
13:01I don't understand everything in English.
13:02I don't understand everything.
13:04So, can you just learn math?
13:08You don't talk about class?
13:10A, B, C, X, Y, Z.
13:12You can learn math.
13:16So, you said this is mental math.
13:18No, I don't know.
13:18You don't do it.
13:19What do you do?
13:21You don't see memes.
13:22Mental math.
13:25And a Punjabi girl.
13:27No, I don't know.
13:29He's the son of Balraza.
13:35How many months have you come from home?
13:41I don't know.
13:43I don't know.
13:47I don't know.
13:48I don't know.
13:48So, Suhasini ji.
13:49You are now here?
13:50When are you here?
13:50Mumbai?
13:51I am here for 5-7 days.
13:535-7 days.
13:53And then you will go to?
13:55I am trying to figure out if I can get a flat here.
13:58In 5-7 days?
13:58The other day is running out of the house.
13:59Well, I'm certainly trying to check out.
14:01As you can see, as you can see.
14:02In ten days...
14:03Have you paid a broker?
14:05For you.
14:06I am a broker.
14:08You have a broker.
14:08Not a broker.
14:09Very difficult.
14:09You can get another bathroom in the house.
14:11I do not get a healthcare system.
14:12Yes, $50,000.
14:12So, if I can get another Malada.
14:14At one point.
14:16So, if you need something in the house,
14:17you can buy the AI Plus, NOAH phone.
14:21Very cheap.
14:22Very cheap.
14:2312,000 only.
14:23It's very good.
14:25It's very easy.
14:26If it's too easy, it's a flip card minute.
14:29It's the most cheapest, and don't get me wrong, cheapest.
14:34The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything.
14:37And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest also.
14:40Cheap.
14:40It's the cheapest.
14:41It's really cheap.
14:43So Swasinji, music joke for you.
14:45I hope, like your music, you find A flat.
14:51Come on.
14:52Very nice.
14:53I'll give Aaliyah to a million.
14:57I'll give Aaliyah to a million.
15:00That reminds me.
15:02A flat is a no.
15:03That actually reminds me that for the season two of Latent,
15:07we have decided to do something very nice, very charitable.
15:11Do we have the badges here?
15:12Salaam Bombay badges.
15:14So whatever you are watching at home,
15:16there's a link in the description,
15:18as well as a QR code I'm daling in niche for like some time here.
15:22So you can donate.
15:23It will be going to a good cause to help slum kids reach their dreams
15:27and hopefully make the world a more equal place for them.
15:30So Salaam Bombay ke liye.
15:31This episode.
15:32All the Super Chat.
15:35Okay then.
15:36So now, Suhasinji, genuinely you had a great voice.
15:40Hopefully you get a flat.
15:41You get everything that you want.
15:42And in five days.
15:44Let's see.
15:45So it's time to score Suhasini now.
15:47Okay?
15:48So for your singing, I give you a ten.
15:51But your writing are minus three.
15:54Okay?
15:55So I give you, my score to you is seven.
15:58Aaliyah has given eight.
16:00Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice.
16:02And you must continue singing.
16:04And you must continue emitting all that sunshine.
16:06Aww.
16:07How do you hate from the Philippines?
16:10How unfair world is it?
16:12You can see Aaliyah, but there will be no comment.
16:17Okay, Sherwari ji.
16:19Sherwari ji has given eight.
16:20Solanki?
16:20Eight.
16:22Six.
16:22Six?
16:23Hmm.
16:23Two, one's a two.
16:31One's a two.
16:32So please don't ever lose that hope.
16:34I've given you 7.5.
16:35Please keep going.
16:367.5 by Shankar Madevan.
16:41So that makes you average.
16:52I am not average.
16:54No, of course not.
16:55You are below average.
16:58So that makes you average.
17:00Jokes apart.
17:01That makes you average.
17:02Seven.
17:07No, no.
17:10No.
17:11I am positive.
17:12It's gonna be nice.
17:13No, but you are very, very good.
17:14Thank you so much for coming out, Swasini ji.
17:17Can we have a louder round of applause, Swasini?
17:20Come on, come on.
17:23Swasini ji.
17:23Don't do a little bit.
17:25Don't do a little bit.
17:25You have an avatar protein.
17:27Because you have five days to find a flat.
17:28You need some energy.
17:29Please take this.
17:31Actually, this one.
17:32I like this one.
17:34Unless you want this.
17:39You have a little bit more.
17:41You have a little bit more.
17:41I have a little bit more.
17:45You have a little bit more.
17:45Thank you so much, yarr.
17:46You are so sweet, Swasini ji.
17:48So, make some knocks for Sukrut Dio, poetry, shairi, and humor.
17:53Let's see.
17:57Oof.
17:58Time to start over there.
18:09It's my age button coming.
18:19I love you too.
18:22I love you too.
18:23Love means love.
18:25My love was so much love.
18:28I was so much love for them.
18:30It was nice when it was so beautiful.
18:34It was beautiful when it was so beautiful.
18:38Even if it was beautiful, so I would love you.
18:42What a news.
18:43I don't know.
19:25You deserve better.
19:30You deserve...
19:31Continue not to do it.
19:33Your time is over.
19:34One second.
19:36What job did he say?
19:37He told me to tell him.
19:39What is the way to tell him?
19:45You're acting, right?
19:48That's too cute.
19:50Wow.
19:51I'm going to win if you think I'm going to win.
19:54If you're watching, it's good acting.
20:00You're both seasoned actors.
20:03Rate him or will he be acting?
20:06He's too good.
20:07We are just looking at each other.
20:08That character is...
20:09Not too good.
20:12It's actually incredible.
20:13The character didn't leave it?
20:15No.
20:15And that's where he started.
20:17Our score is going to win.
20:22Where are you from?
20:23Where are you from?
20:24I'm from Maharashtra.
20:25I'm from Ambarnaath.
20:26I'm from Kalyan.
20:28Have you done a movie or a short film?
20:31I've done a movie.
20:31I've done a movie in Marathi.
20:33I've done a small role.
20:34I've done a movie in Marathi.
20:37I've made it.
20:37I've done a movie in Marathi.
20:38They've made it for eight years.
20:39Ooooh.
20:44He's said these great stories.
20:45And here he wrote,
20:46that I get horny,
20:48I watch porn,
20:50masturbation.
20:51He wrote.
20:52He told me back and he didn't write.
20:53I had to write.
20:56He told me.
21:03He's sitting there, he's sitting there.
21:08Thank you, Vahirol.
21:11He's telling me that I know what he's writing.
21:16He's saying, I respect all of you.
21:20It's fun.
21:23Wow, man.
21:28You wrote, I could not control my feelings for Samay and Bhuvan.
21:33Whatever, it is right.
21:35Because when there is a person who has entertained me
21:40or who has laughed at me,
21:43then I feel bad.
21:45I've also been with Bhuvan brothers.
21:48His parents have been expired.
21:51So, I told him I had a DM on them on Instagram.
21:55But the reply was different.
21:56But what did I do with my work?
21:58What did I do with him?
22:00What was that?
22:02What did I do with him?
22:03And when Samayaj sir came late,
22:06I felt bad.
22:08Honestly.
22:10So, that's why I was so sorry.
22:12But in my opinion,
22:14I was happy when it was your comeback.
22:16Bhuvan brother came out of the news
22:19and he came out of the news.
22:22So, when I was so sorry,
22:23I won two quarters.
22:24Cheers.
22:29That night, we drank two hours a night.
22:33You know what?
22:34Where is my phone?
22:35Where is my phone?
22:48I'm going to upgrade it to AI+.
22:52Right now, it has only AI.
22:54I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine.
22:58Yeah, why not?
22:58Right, right. Thank you so much.
23:01Oh, brother. Love you, brother.
23:03Hello, brother.
23:05Hi.
23:06What's your face?
23:09I'm shooting Dendora 2.
23:19It's going to leak.
23:23It's going to leak.
23:24It's going to leak, brother.
23:24I'm so happy you're back.
23:26I'm so happy that you're also coming up with Season 2.
23:29Season 2 is about everything.
23:31I love you so much, brother.
23:36Where are you now?
23:37I love you, brother.
23:38See you soon. Take care.
23:43Alright.
23:45Time to...
23:45Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:47Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit. Sorry, sorry.
23:49I forgot the main thing.
23:51I forgot the main thing.
23:52I forgot the main thing.
23:53Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:54That's right, man.
23:58Good, good, good.
23:59You forgot the main thing.
24:01You forgot the main thing.
24:02Do you go to Latent this season?
24:08102%.
24:09Let's go!
24:11I love you so much, brother.
24:13I'll keep your attention.
24:13See you on Latent soon. Take care.
24:15No, no, but before...
24:16Of course, jokes apart.
24:17Here's a contestant.
24:18He's a very, very emotional fan of you.
24:20And he wanted to say something to you.
24:23Just follow and share a little too.
24:24I love you.
24:25Okay.
24:26I love you.
24:26I love you.
24:26I love you.
24:28Okay.
24:29You too.
24:29You too.
25:00Sorry, I'm going to talk about it.
25:05Yeah, okay, okay
25:09Yeah, yeah, I'm a
25:16So
25:17I don't
25:18I'm
25:19Unfortunately, we'll select new
25:21So
25:22I mean so
25:24I don't
25:53perform
26:10What a guy. I love you so much, Asukrit Dev.
26:13What a guy.
26:13But all of your characters are not?
26:15No.
26:17I have done a lot of characters.
26:18One or another character?
26:20Live audition.
26:21Next time, select it.
26:23Next time, you'll become so popular now.
26:27100%.
26:28You're going to be viral.
26:29Thank you so much.
26:37But you know, Sharwari Ji was an assistant director first.
26:41I thought I was not saying that.
26:44I was not saying that.
26:47I was not saying that.
26:48She was not saying that.
26:49No, no.
26:50My name is Sharwari.
26:51I've been four years old.
26:55Sharwari Ji, you've also seen your fair share of struggle, right?
26:58In this industry.
27:00Yes, yes, yes.
27:00So what advice do you have for this guy here?
27:03Honestly, I am inspired you.
27:06Genuinely.
27:06I hope that you will win.
27:08And I am really inspired.
27:09What have you written?
27:11And actually, I will also try to work with you.
27:15Why?
27:16Very big.
27:17Very big.
27:18All right.
27:19It's time to score Sukrut Dev.
27:22Yes.
27:23So I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
27:26Thank you so much.
27:3110 points.
27:31Alia Ji has had a 10.
27:33Sharwari Ji, has a 10.
27:3410.
27:3510.
27:3610.
27:3710 by 10.
27:38Where is it?
27:39Don't do that.
27:40Don't do that.
27:40Don't do that.
27:41Don't do that.
27:42What are you doing?
27:43I'm thinking of 10 on 10.
27:45I'm thinking of 10 on 10.
27:46I'm thinking of 10 on 10.
27:48I'm thinking of 10 on 10.
27:50I'm thinking of 10 on 10.
27:51So, your average is 10.
27:52And I'm assuming you've given yourself a little bit.
27:58Hey, no.
28:01It's still close to the theater.
28:04No, man.
28:06It's very good.
28:07Why did you give us your art?
28:08You're so talented.
28:09This is my first time.
28:11What do you do?
28:13So, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Dev?
28:17Yes.
28:18I'll tell you the next time.
28:20Okay.
28:21You won't see the character.
28:22If you say cut, then cut.
28:24Cut?
28:25It's in the cinema.
28:28It's in the cinema.
28:31Cut.
28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Dev.
28:45Wow.
28:45You were fantastic.
28:47Fantastic.
28:48Very good.
28:50You're crying, yeah?
28:52What happened?
28:54Wow, man.
28:59What happened was the real monk?
29:00Why are you crying, just so that you can share your feelings with us?
29:04Why are you crying?
29:06Why are you crying?
29:06Not to get a million people, right?
29:07you know us.
29:10You know,
29:11it's good to see.
29:14Second,
29:14I'm going to get the first
29:17crowd to perform
29:18and second,
29:19I'm going to get the acting out.
29:21And I'm going to get the
29:23guy.
29:25Yeah.
29:26Yeah.
29:31Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Thank you very much.
29:36Dude, are you looking at the center?
29:42You're putting your clothes up.
29:47Can you change our score and put 8888 for him?
29:51Just send UPI directly, no?
29:52No.
29:59You know what?
30:00As I will do something today differently from before,
30:04that I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world.
30:12AI plus phone.
30:13Can you get it?
30:14Why?
30:16How big is your heart?
30:18How many phones?
30:19I love it.
30:26Can we have the hamper please, bhai?
30:29Let's go, bhai.
30:33And I feel that what you have got in India's Latent,
30:37everybody knows how the whole world is going to be seeing this.
30:41So I think the next time we see you, you're going to be a huge star.
30:44Maybe you won't have a photo with me,
30:46but now we can take a photo with me.
30:48Yes, let's do that.
30:50Let's go.
31:03Let's go.
31:04Let's take a selfie.
31:06Three, two, one.
31:07Smile.
31:12Make some noise for the next ad, Gajendra Puri.
31:37That's so funny.
31:42I'm from Xinjiang, today.
31:46you can't get a dog and a horse.
31:47I'm not going to get a horse.
31:50But you can see, horse is a much better pet.
31:53Because in the pet, you're what you're looking for? Personality.
31:56The horse's personality is personal.
31:57It's the whole personality.
32:00What's the horse's personality?
32:01You can't get a little bit of a horse.
32:04You're looking for a whole day.
32:05The horse on the other hand.
32:08You can't even play a horse.
32:12That's the same.
32:13It's the same.
32:15It's the same.
32:23It's the same.
32:29It's the same.
32:34It's the same.
32:36It's the same.
32:39Gajendra Puri, what a guy.
32:41Amazing, yeah.
32:43How are you?
32:44We're starting.
32:45Don't worry.
32:49So you're from Rajasthan?
32:51Yes.
32:51Where in Rajasthan?
32:53Bali.
32:54That's why it says I grew up in Bali, not that one.
32:59And here I learned about women's issues from watching Bali.
33:03Can you elaborate?
33:04Did you see the show?
33:06Yes, I've seen it.
33:08I saw it.
33:09I saw it in my childhood.
33:11I saw it in my mind.
33:14It's a dad's dad's dad's dad.
33:15He's a dad's dad's dad's dad's dad.
33:18He's a dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad.
33:19Because Anandi has taken his hand.
33:21And Anandi has taken his hand.
33:22And Anandi has taken periods.
33:24So I saw that episode.
33:25And I was a kid.
33:26So I was confused.
33:26I said, Anandi's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad.
33:36And here I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.
33:39Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually.
33:42Bombay I came for the first time.
33:43I didn't have a job.
33:45But I wanted to like work in business.
33:47I made a little business.
33:48At 13 you started working?
33:49Yeah, I had a lot of money.
33:51It's clearly some bad influence.
33:55But you were good at sales?
33:57Yes.
33:58I worked in Diwali one month in sales.
34:00And I bought a lot of clothes.
34:02I bought a lot of clothes.
34:02I bought one ticket.
34:09I bought one ticket.
34:10Avatar's protein bar.
34:11Although you don't need to sell it.
34:12It's amazing already.
34:13There are other flavors.
34:14But let's say you had to sell it.
34:15Who are you buying?
34:16Who are you buying?
34:17Sarwari.
34:18Sarwari.
34:18Do you buy exercise?
34:20Yes.
34:22So what do you do for protein?
34:24What do you do for protein?
34:26I eat food which is protein rich food.
34:30Oh, so you get to eat a lot of food.
34:32Yes.
34:33You get to get a lot of protein.
34:34You get to get 10 grams of protein.
34:35But don't eat this.
34:37Please.
34:37Why?
34:38Don't eat it.
34:39Why?
34:39Because I will give you free.
34:41Why?
34:42How will your benefit be?
34:43No.
34:43My benefit is that if I talk about this,
34:46then the brand will take it.
34:48So I will cut it from the show.
34:56Because I'm going to take a photo.
34:58OK.
35:00If I will tell you how to invest it in a brand,
35:03I will cut it.
35:05Then just to put it on the TV.
35:06Then I will cut it.
35:06So I will cut it out.
35:14But actually, it's good.
35:15It's a great job.
35:15You'll have done that.
35:16And I will cut it personally.
35:17I'll cut it out.
35:17Even if the brand is done.
35:17Then you'll cut it out.
35:18some kind of avatar there.
35:20Ji.
35:20We'll find you a new avatar
35:21for the next movie.
35:22I will take it
35:23and I will do a photo op
35:24because some people
35:26have watched my film.
35:31I saw it in the theatres.
35:35And I was one of the two people there.
35:42All right.
35:43Thank you so much, Gajanir Bhai,
35:44for coming.
35:45Cheers. Thank you so much.
35:45Thank you for having me.
35:47Thank you, Gajanir Bhai.
35:49Gajanir Bhai.
35:49Score. Score.
35:50Score. Score.
35:51Score.
35:52Score.
35:52Score.
35:52Score.
35:55So, Gajanir Bhai,
35:58I really liked you.
35:59I'm going to give you a nine.
36:049.5 by Alia Ji.
36:08Sharwari Ji ne diye hai.
36:0910 on 10.
36:10Wow.
36:13This is a nine.
36:14Nine by Ashir Sulanki.
36:16Nine.
36:17Nine by Dave Chappelle.
36:21Decide kar le, yaar.
36:22So, that makes your average
36:249.5.
36:27Isnei kam likha tha.
36:28No, no, no, no.
36:28Kam likha tha, isnei.
36:29Come on, come on, come on, come on.
36:32Nah, nah, isnei 8 likha ho ga.
36:35Nine.
36:36Oh, no.
36:37Sharwari 10 kiyo diya, yaar.
36:39Achai, is sari Sharwari hi kilti hai.
36:41Nah, yaar.
36:42Please aap protein lenge.
36:47Vaapis page diya hai.
36:51Sharwari yaar.
36:52Ye Munjiya galat deghli bai.
36:55Munjiya ka bhoot tabhi tak mere saari pe manda hai.
36:58Munjiya deke do bar nuksan hua.
37:04All right.
37:05Up next, we have Donald Trump from USA.
37:07Give it up for Donald Trump.
37:10Vubakamunund.
37:23All right, all right.
37:26Namaste, India.
37:28It's nice to meet you guys.
37:30I know you're a Samae rhino.
37:34Aliabat.
37:36Sharabi.
37:37Whatever's that.
37:44Hashish Solanke.
37:45Solanke, yeah.
37:48He's not lanky at all.
37:49He's weak.
37:50And Bulraj Gay.
37:56Disgusting name.
37:57Disgusting.
37:59We have CIA.
38:00He's CIA.
38:04I'm here in India to give out my real reason to be here is to give out these
38:10free H-1B visas to you people so if I like your questions I'm gonna give you
38:16a free H-1B visa and what else you want from me you want oil come to the island
38:30my friend there's a lot of oil
38:43is the time over the hell I'm done all right that's all Trump so Dolan Trump how
38:56did you you already have a mic gave it to me I don't know what to say there's so
39:08much unemployment in this country three people you're always taking from the
39:15minorities well who has to take it from can take it from the rich guys they're my
39:23friends
39:30so Trump why you why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and
39:38killing people firstly if you don't know English it's all right don't be so scared
39:52so scared so scared disgusting but I didn't start the words we were playing
39:58counter-strike with my friends and the other team was Iran I told them to bomb
40:04Iran they fucking bombed Iran what do I do
40:17I'm just glad that you don't have that other guy what's the asshole run beer
40:26Barbadia he creeps me out we've banned him from the island not your and maybe the nice
40:38guys that creepy Barbadia whatever his name is disgusting disgusting
40:42um
40:46don't have what brings you to India I tell you I'm gonna give out these two h1 babies
40:51this is for free because I know a lot of you were upset love you want to go to the
40:55U.S. of a and I'm gonna make that happen for you
41:00um
41:01um
41:07somebody give it a script
41:17uh
41:20um
41:30oh my god
41:32uh
41:34um
41:34um
41:35um
41:35um
41:35um
41:35um
41:35um
41:36so good
41:37that's what she said
41:40that's what she said
41:41she also said put in
41:48oh my god
41:54oh
41:55oh
41:56oh
41:57ah
41:58doll and uh
41:59Donald
42:00no it's all right a lot of Indians call me Dool and it's true so I like it I like
42:05it
42:06I like it
42:06Sharwari
42:07uh
42:08please speak to Mr. Trump
42:09hello
42:11um
42:12I didn't understand this
42:14I didn't understand this
42:21Hindi as well
42:22can you speak a little bit Hindi
42:24yeah
42:24let's actually let's converse in Hindi how about that
42:27all right
42:28uh
42:28a little few Hindi songs I sing
42:30songs
42:31okay can you sing a Hindi song for us
42:33all right uh this one goes out to my gay friend about Raj Gay
42:37thank you
42:39I've heard a lot of these uh Barat's Barat not Barak he's a fake guy
42:43uh
42:45Barat the Baraties
42:47yeah
42:47yeah
42:47weddings
42:48yeah yeah they dance a lot in New York City and they have this favorite song I'm gonna
42:53sing that for you
42:53thank you
42:54okay
42:54not in any other way
42:55no no no no no I don't want it
42:56yeah good
42:58he's a fake gentleman
42:59fake gentleman
43:01this song is
43:02Tari Ging Ging
43:05Yaachi Theri
43:07Maito Chagar Atenu
43:10Rokni Paava
43:12Aki Vikshi
43:14From Di Gabushas I know one and my favorite part
43:17Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
43:22Ha-uh-oh
43:22Oh-oh-oh
43:23So many haul criteria
43:25Stop calling someone like that
43:29Okay don't show I don't like it when women get empowered
43:37Disgusting. Disgusting.
43:40Why are you throwing the brand?
43:49Donald Trump.
43:51Who's your favorite world leader?
43:54Me.
43:56Why does there have to be anybody? Is this me? It's all about me.
43:59I'm the best asshole you'll ever see. Anywhere.
44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
44:13My God. My God.
44:17He's too good.
44:21When he breaks the character down, he'll stop for auto.
44:28Let's go.
44:29Then he'll come.
44:30Wow, man.
44:31You've written I'm a protein pagloo.
44:34And love alternate sources of protein like bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg wala cake.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?
44:44Protein is important for muscle growth.
44:46Brother, Donald, Donald. Help a brother out.
44:49Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
44:52It looks delicious. I can't wait to get my hands on it.
44:55And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.
44:59It's called Avatar.
45:00Avatar, like the blue guys, yeah.
45:04Avatar.
45:05Why don't you try it? Should we make you try this?
45:08I don't know if you like it because it has no oil.
45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth.
45:22Now we know who the real gay is.
45:25Yes.
45:31Is the camera on?
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's tasty.
45:35It's amazing, yeah.
45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again and make...
45:46How funny is it that it's not US visa?
45:51Alright, I like this guy here. I'm still gonna give you a visa.
45:54Okay, two of you.
45:55Yeah, please.
45:56Yeah.
45:57Sameh Rhino.
45:59This one's for you.
46:01It's his H-1B visa.
46:02Hydro boot to Bengaluru.
46:06One-way visa.
46:09For push-park travel non-AC bus.
46:14Oh my God.
46:15You're welcome.
46:17How long are Trump until this war continues?
46:21I thought he stopped at how long?
46:26Um...
46:26Hold on.
46:28I don't know, man.
46:30I have no idea.
46:31I just tell them.
46:32Like I said, we were playing Counter-Strike and then they...
46:35Sorry, sorry. We've got another question over there.
46:37I'm just curious.
46:38And this has nothing to do with politics, of course.
46:41Are you bald?
46:43How dare you say that?
46:45This is my real hair.
46:47I'm gonna show it to you.
46:48Take it out.
46:50It's my real hair, man.
46:59Wow.
47:00Do I get it back here?
47:01It's all real.
47:03Beautiful.
47:04So beautiful.
47:04Suddenly we have Vin Diesel under this cap.
47:09Sorry, Jason Statham.
47:12Vin Ethanol.
47:16Thank you for cracking a joke.
47:19It's nice.
47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary, man.
47:24Oh, man.
47:30It's too good.
47:32It's too good.
47:32It's too good.
47:33I'm gonna need somebody to have to put this back on.
47:34Chia Ye.
47:39Chia Ye?
47:40Chia Ye?
47:41Chia Ye.
47:44He's a gentleman, oh my god.
47:47Oh my god.
47:49Yeah, he's good.
47:50Smells good.
47:52I'm not gay, ba.
47:53Why you touching me then?
47:56Alia, why you not speaking to him?
47:59I'm just stumped again by how in character he is, so I'm just enjoying it.
48:04Yeah, she could learn a thing or two about in character.
48:09Not you, I like you, you're a good actress.
48:17He's a good actress.
48:22I didn't even say anything.
48:25What a fucking guy.
48:28What a guy.
48:29I have no words for this guy.
48:31It's time to score Donald Trump.
48:35Balraj bhai.
48:36Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me.
48:38Let's go.
48:39100%.
48:39You're too good.
48:40100%, 10 on 10.
48:43Shabari.
48:44Mine's 9.5.
48:46What?
48:46Okay.
48:4710 from Alia.
48:49I want to explain myself because I was actually feeling like intimidated and like I was facepalming
48:56and getting really awkward and stressed.
48:58So, like that's a fabulous.
49:00Yeah, I tend to have the women around me.
49:01It's alright.
49:03No, that means you did a fabulous job.
49:06Congratulations.
49:08And of course, I also give you a 10 on a 10, Miribai.
49:12And that makes your average 10.
49:16Alright.
49:18Tell you all.
49:19Okay.
49:20So, I've given myself a score which is the highest number I can count to.
49:25Yeah.
49:25Which is 10.
49:27Whoa!
49:33Yeah!
49:41It's amazing.
49:53What is this?
49:56Whatever, go for it.
49:58What is this?
49:59It's a gift for him.
50:00No, you give it.
50:00No, you give it.
50:01Please, please give it.
50:02Dilisha.
50:03I don't know, man.
50:04She's creeped out.
50:05That's alright.
50:06I like it.
50:07No, this is a t-shirt.
50:09I mean...
50:10I can see that.
50:13Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy.
50:15Just...
50:15I mean, just...
50:16Whatever.
50:16Wear it if you want.
50:17Don't wear it.
50:17But it's for my upcoming movie.
50:19Alright.
50:19That's nice.
50:21Born...
50:22Hey!
50:25It says...
50:27Born...
50:27Alpha.
50:28Born Alpha.
50:29But what if you have a beta?
50:34So nice.
50:35So funny.
50:35Oh my God.
50:36So funny.
50:36Make some noise for Donald Trump.
50:38Make some fucking noise.
50:41What a guy.
50:42Make some noise for Alia Bhatt, Sharwari, Barra Ajnashi Solanki.
50:47That was India's God Lady.
50:55So, before you go, we have a gift for you.
50:58You know, you can take any of these phones.
51:00They are all AI plus phones.
51:02Are they made in China?
51:06In fact, they are actually made in India.
51:08Alright.
51:08I'm gonna put some tariffs on them there.
51:12Wow, ya.
51:13Wow, ya.
51:17You said you have two big brothers.
51:19No.
51:20No?
51:20Two brothers, but I have two little brothers.
51:22They are the biggest brothers.
51:24Do you struggle with them?
51:25No.
51:25They struggle.
51:27What do you do, man?
51:28You don't do anything in everyone.
51:29Who do you do?
51:32But do you do something in any internship?
51:34No.
51:35I can answer for that.
51:40Why, if he won?
51:42No.
51:45I'll break all of these.
51:47I'll break all of these.
51:47I don't have a good look at all.
51:49I don't know.
51:51I don't know.
51:52I don't know.
51:52I don't know.
51:53You're a bad guy in your life, man.
51:55Do you think something good?
51:56Positive, anything you think?
51:58No.
51:59No.
52:00Samik Shah Ji,
52:00Is there any Thailand in your house?
52:02No.
52:05No.
52:06So, why are you here?
52:09Why are you here?
52:09I'm here.
52:11I'm here.
52:12Why are you here?
52:12Why are you here?
52:13Why are you here?
52:14What do you want to say?
52:15Since you've met him.
52:17No.
52:17I don't know.
52:18This is a rage bait.
52:20Why are you here?
52:20Why are you here?
52:23My blood pressure is increasing.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:26Take a drink of BP.
52:27Take a drink of BP.
52:34What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?
52:38Emotionally, everyone has started.
52:39But on Instagram, you're putting on living my best life on Instagram.
52:42Do you believe this?
52:43Yes.
52:44Oh!
52:45Oh, oh, oh!
52:49Oh, oh, oh, oh!
52:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:52Wow.
52:53Did I just hear it?
52:54Yes.
52:55We say yes.
52:57Your Instagram is?
52:59Yes.
53:02One thing, let's try to do this,
53:04Have you seen Munjiyat?
53:05No.
53:09Will you see Munjiyat?
53:11No.
53:13Do you think Samayrana and Ashish are cute?
53:16No.
53:18No, you won't win.
53:23Do you put photos on Instagram?
53:25Yeah.
53:27Do you put photos on Instagram?
53:28Yeah.
53:28Do you put a photo or a video?
53:30No, no, no, no.
53:32Bye.
53:34The big hero will say yes.
53:39Do you have nothing to do with that?
53:41What was your last caption?
53:44No means no.
53:52Samayrana, I am just having fun with you.
53:54Yeah, you are fine.
53:55Do you feel bad?
53:56No, no.
53:57No.
53:59Of course.
54:00You feel strong, brother.
54:01Five.
54:02Five interesting and fun things about you.
54:03You have to explain.
54:05Uh-huh.
54:06Number one, Shah Rukh Khan's hands.
54:10How old were you?
54:12Okay, you asked me.
54:13Okay.
54:14So, my father, my father, he used to work in Flimmin Dashim.
54:18He used to dance in my hand.
54:20After that, Shah Rukh Khan's hands.
54:22I said, I'm going to do three or four months.
54:24I'm going to...
54:25You're nervous?
54:25How old were you?
54:26Yes, Shah Rukh Khan's hands.
54:28I didn't understand it and did it.
54:29Okay, but the interesting thing is point number two.
54:32Look, you have used a washroom's vanity.
54:34You have no bladder control.
54:35I'm going to do a test.
54:40I'm going to do a test.
54:43I'm going to do a test.
54:56What do you like to girls?
54:57What are you like to girls?
54:59What are you like to girls?
55:05Aisaa.
55:08And second is to never get hit on by you.
55:10Oh!
55:18Wow!
55:20Wow!
55:28Wow!
55:29Wow!
55:29Wow!
55:29Oh man!
55:31Alia, as a person who has achieved everything, let me tell you this.
55:38No, no.
55:39Please tell me.
55:40No, no.
55:40Please tell me.
55:40I have to know.
55:41No, no.
55:41As a person who has achieved so many things, what do you look forward to in life?
55:49Genuine question.
55:50End of this show.
55:53You should do that.
55:55I have to do it.
55:55I have to do it.
55:58I have to do it.
56:03I have to do it.
56:05I have to do it.
56:18Oh!
56:33Wow!
56:34I did this in my family I was even happy
56:40I just cared about a child
56:42My husband had come from home
56:42What I was just saying
56:42I had always mentioned before
56:43How did you get this out of town?
56:50So you voted this ever in the city
56:52And you said 7 times
56:53Actually I sit where I sit in the pot
56:56There are young londies
56:58There have been cigarettes
56:59And can't pour
57:00There are so many cigarettes
57:01So we have and over there
57:01So here have cigarettes
57:03I don't want to tell you about it, sir.
57:04She doesn't want to tell you about it.
57:07She will see her at home.
57:09Why don't you listen to Sharma?
57:10Why do you listen to Sharma?
57:13Okay, a genuine question.
57:16Why did you feel like a girl?
57:17Just for my knowledge.
57:19No, I said it was good.
57:21Don't stress.
57:22Your opinion is correct.
57:24Nine miles copy.
57:25Nine miles?
57:27Eight miles.
57:33She went away and saw her.
57:38Your attitude is just amazing.
57:41Thank you, ma'am.
57:46Tell me, ma'am.
57:47Tell me.
57:49Try it.
57:52Try it.
57:53Try it.
57:54Your attitude is very good.
57:57Thank you, ma'am.
57:59Very nice.
58:00One number.
58:01Thank you, ma'am.
58:02Let's go one time.
58:05They will be in the same hall in the same hall.
58:16I think we should dance all together.
58:20Oh.
58:21Oh.
58:21Oh.
58:22Please.
58:24We all.
58:25I don't know.
58:26Let's go.
58:26Let's go.
58:29Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:32Let's go.
58:37Let's go.
58:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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