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00:00Just calm down. We're all... We're...
00:04Anything else you want to tell us?
00:05Jax!
00:06He gets to mess up like this and everyone takes his side?
00:15Brain scans.
00:19Scratch was trying to make a brain scanner.
00:22I didn't think it actually worked.
00:25We didn't know how to work with the files,
00:28and they were impossibly small.
00:31That means...
00:32I know what it means.
00:34Does that mean you can't leave?
00:37Congratulations, Zubel!
00:38Guess you still get to leave your mark in the world!
00:41Oh, isn't that fun?
00:42Jax.
00:43I guess you still get to hang out with Mommy after all, right, rags?
00:47Shut up, Jax!
00:48Guess I'm...
00:51Still...
00:52I know.
00:54I think I've always known...
00:59It just...
01:00You okay? Yeah, I...
01:01For some reason...
01:02I grew up a few minutes ago, but I'm fine.
01:03Still hurts so much to hear it!
01:05I know...
01:06Oh, rags.
01:07It hurts...
01:09But...
01:10We still have each other.
01:12We're all in this...
01:14Together.
01:21I would have found it funnier if they called it The Last Act.
01:24Remember, it's just Pomny's name translated into English.
01:29The Last Act suppl is a ton of scriptures in English.
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02:07Need any help?
02:08Sure.
02:10If you want to give it a try.
02:17Relax your body and mind.
02:20Deep breaths.
02:21And try not to think too hard about it.
02:36I really wanted to help.
02:38You had a good start.
02:40I thought I could uplift everyone, but...
02:43Everything's gotten so bad.
02:48God.
02:49Am I stupid for even trying?
02:52No.
02:53None of this is your fault.
02:55I don't think anyone could have predicted things to play out the way they did.
03:00I'm scared.
03:02I don't know what's gonna happen.
03:06You know, out of all the people I've seen enter this place,
03:11I don't think any one of them adjusted as quickly as you did.
03:17I was a nervous wreck.
03:20So was I.
03:22It's a lot for anybody to go through.
03:25But while the others took weeks,
03:27hell, even months,
03:29to get used to everything,
03:31myself included,
03:33you found your footing in a matter of days.
03:36And not just that.
03:38You've also become someone they can trust.
03:42Even if they don't seem...
03:44I find it funny how this will also be the one-year anniversary of Episode 5
03:48in K-Pop Demon Hunters as they both came out on the same day.
03:50You're a very strong punny.
03:53And I know you'll be able to get through this.
03:58We've been here before.
03:59Sorry if you could hear my mom downstairs.
04:00They're watching football, and I'm watching this.
04:04Oh, Episode 3.
04:07I think I remember.
04:09It's still true.
04:11It may take time,
04:13but they'll come around.
04:14Aw, cute.
04:16We can't fix every problem.
04:18Not with ourselves.
04:19Not with the world around us.
04:23But we can still do what we can.
04:27It's going to be a lot of work.
04:30What?
04:31It won't be a lot of work.
04:33A lot.
04:36Please?
04:37I don't know what the trouble's been
04:42But it's too much to get over you
04:49Aw
04:52You're much too much to get over
04:58Oh, right, so
05:04To be continued...
05:05You're much too much to get over
05:05You're much too much to get over
05:06I don't know what's better
05:09You're much too much to get over
05:15You're much…
05:15Bye-bye
05:23You're much too much to get over
05:26But I don't know
05:27Maybe I'll Александka
05:27You're much too much to get over
05:28I don't know
05:29I don't know
05:29What happened
05:30But I don't know
05:45Funny money?
05:49Never mind.
05:53I wish I'd pride a little more.
05:55I somehow forgot how bad it can get.
06:01Wait.
06:02Oh!
06:06Koffmo?
06:08Or is that Redbird or Queenie?
06:10What do we do now?
06:12What can we do?
06:15What is wrong if you leave me a YCC already?
06:18Of course he'd do this.
06:19Of course he'd wait until there's nothing we-
06:30What can we do about it?
06:33That's just so-
06:36Goddammit Jax.
06:38Oh.
06:39I swear without being censored.
06:43Shame that I was waiting for like a fuck or something.
06:47I'm sorry.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:50It's not my fault.
06:58Hey.
07:00This isn't your fault.
07:05Why can't I cry for him?
07:10Probably because he's a bitch.
07:12I suppose we should try coming up with a plan to keep him contained.
07:17You know-
07:18Is it like Koffmo?
07:19I always thought-
07:21It should've been me.
07:23Don't say that.
07:25We were friends once.
07:27I mean-
07:29Sort of.
07:30Friends.
07:30As much of friends as anybody could've been with Jax.
07:35We could talk to each other.
07:37At least.
07:39But then-
07:40What was it?
07:41Something like-
07:42The snowy summit.
07:44I-
07:45I can't really remember.
07:47The snowy summit?
07:47But something happened between him and-
07:50Her.
07:51And-
07:52Ribbit?
07:57Ribbit.
07:59Her name.
08:01Was Ribbit.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Oh.
08:04I-I think I remember you mentioning her before.
08:08That's where our friendship.
08:09Really.
08:11Finally ended.
08:14I wonder if things would've been different if I'd said no.
08:18It was-
08:19It was so hard.
08:21For me.
08:22I still don't know why I did it.
08:25I-
08:26I just wanted him to know.
08:27He-
08:28He wasn't alone.
08:29That I was there for him.
08:32And I guess-
08:33I just-
08:35Didn't wanna lose any more friends.
08:39Show us what I know, huh?
08:42Ragatha.
08:44You were the first real friend I made here.
08:47And despite all that's happened-
08:50I still consider you my closest friend.
08:56I'm glad we're still friends.
08:59Oh-
09:00Mmm.
09:10T-
09:17I'm glad we're still friends-
09:21I'm glad we're still friends.
09:31Fuck, I'm crying.
09:33I'm actually crying.
09:39What are we gonna do?
09:42Make sure Gangle, Zubal, and Kinger are okay.
09:45I need someone like you right now.
09:51Mommy.
09:53You've been one of the best things to happen to me since I got here.
09:59I trust you.
10:13I really like the music here.
10:16Will it be added to Spotify?
10:20I really like it.
10:39I genuinely thought it was coughable that was an abstracted guy, and then when I realized
10:45it was Jack's, you couldn't imagine how much I cried with him.
10:57Uh-huh.
10:57I don't know.
10:58Come on, excuse me.
11:12I mean, I'm Kimer.
11:16He's coming to bed.
11:19Come on.
11:32I'm a monster myself in the darkest night.
11:50Oh crumbs.
12:14Jax?
12:16Dream call me?
12:18I just want you to know
12:23Jax?
12:24I just want you to know
12:25Jax?
12:26I just want you to know
12:29That if you need anything
12:30Or if you need to talk to anybody
12:31I'm here for you
12:34I know you need it
12:35And I'm the only person who can help you
12:36You need me
12:37I can fix you
12:40Huh fine, that's funny
12:41Jax!
12:42Jax!
12:43Jax!
12:50Jax!
12:54Jax!
12:56Jax!
12:58What?
12:59We can't die
13:00from oxygen deprivation, remember?
13:03fuck
13:06got it chat
13:07come on guys
13:17put some gusto into it
13:18we're gonna make this the best funeral ever
13:21it's what Zubal would have wanted
13:23remember it's not a morning of death
13:26it's a celebration of life
13:28what's that
13:29ooh the maid outfit
13:32why are you wearing that
13:33wearing what oh this
13:35I figured what better way to honor Zubal's spirit
13:38than by wearing something all gender freaky
13:40right
13:42you're just doing it to make fun of them
13:44isn't that what you're doing
13:45I hate you
13:51what don't act like you don't like it sweet
13:54meet me in my room after the funeral
13:58don't be late
14:04what are you doing
14:06get back to work
14:10oh I saw that clip on netflix
14:15oh no this is the bit where
14:26you killed the only person I've ever loved
14:30now I'm going to kill you
14:32sheesh
14:33you just blame me for everything
14:35don't you
14:46I think this call
14:47freaks
14:51out to launch
15:00how the hell did you get in here
15:01we have a strict no girls allowed policy
15:04why are you wearing that
15:06I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that
15:07I'm wearing it ironically
15:09that way it shows truly just how little I care
15:14don't forget about me I can play the piano
15:17you know if you have to say you can play the piano
15:19it makes it seem like you can't actually play
15:21yeah just shut up and play
15:26is that what you really think of us back there
15:30oh that who knows
15:34everything's way more fun when you play it out in extremes
15:37that's not reality though
15:39oh boy reality's gay
15:41yeah I mean killing off the comic relief character
15:45what a freaking drag
15:47this whole episode's been nothing but wah wah wah
15:51where's the levity
15:57where's the real jacks
15:59you're not going to get anywhere asking questions like that
16:01now scram you're messing up our game
16:11do any of you have a key to this door
16:13nope and even if I did
16:15I wouldn't give it to you
16:16you women need to learn to quit prying all the time
16:22wow
16:23I hope that doesn't also happen to me
16:50is this going to like jacks's mind
17:05so
17:06so
17:07so
17:26Uh, okay.
17:28Oh, a ribbit, cough, mull, can you, and ragapha?
17:30Wait, wait, what's-
17:34Whoa, whoa, it's okay.
17:36I know it's alive.
17:36Get away from me!
17:40I look... stupid.
17:42Heh, now I remember that feeling.
17:44It goes away eventually.
17:47She spoke, yo.
17:50Hot chocolate's pretty good.
17:53Caffo and I made it kind of a tradition to come up here and get it every week.
17:58Can't even tell, it's not real.
18:00Oh, oh, you laughed!
18:02Ah, yes, I did it!
18:03Shut up!
18:05You caught me off guard.
18:06Eh, laugh's a laugh.
18:08I mean, gotta start somewhere.
18:10I'm just mad it was you instead of me.
18:12Well, yeah, you're not funny.
18:14Midshot!
18:16Hey, ribbit.
18:17You wanna be on my team again?
18:19Ugh, sorry.
18:20I'm gonna be showing jacks around this time.
18:22No worries.
18:23Y'all have fun.
18:26Hey, dumb...
18:27Sup, moron!
18:28Oh, my God, same.
18:30I used to swear so much, but the censoring annoyed the shit out of me.
18:36You gotta watch out for her.
18:37She's gonna corrupt you.
18:40She's such a...
18:43Oh, my God, same thing.
18:44These adventures are really fun.
18:46I'm glad I could cheer you up.
18:50Have you...
18:51I've never...
18:52...done something that you regret?
18:55Yeah?
18:57Have you ever breathed air?
18:59Yeah, I mean, like, something you did out there that you no longer make up for and you can't stop
19:06thinking about.
19:12I cut ties with my parents when I moved out.
19:16They were devout Mormons, and I wasn't.
19:22What's your name?
19:23Despite that, I still wish I could see them again.
19:29But...
19:30I'm stuck here.
19:35Is...
19:36Is this your way of trying to get me to open up?
19:39It's my way of letting you know I trust you.
19:43I told you I was homeless.
19:45What else do you need to know?
19:48Do you trust me?
19:55Yeah, but...
19:57It's just...
19:58Just what?
19:59It's kind of a lot.
20:02You're kind of a lot.
20:03But I still like you.
20:07A lot is fine.
20:10A lot is fine, huh?
20:20I had a weird relationship with my parents.
20:26They split when I was just starting high school.
20:30I was never close with my dad.
20:33He was there, but...
20:34He also kind of...
20:38Wasn't...
20:39He never seemed proud of me, and I always felt like a disappointment to him.
20:45Like I could never live up to his standards.
20:50When they split up, I just...
20:52Never saw him again.
20:54I thought I got along better with Mom, but...
20:57After he was gone...
21:00She changed.
21:05When I showed weakness, I was less of a man than him.
21:09When I lashed out, I was just as bad as him.
21:12It was...
21:13Confusing.
21:14It was like she missed him.
21:16But also...
21:17Hated him.
21:19And I became the target of all that.
21:24One...
21:25Stupid day.
21:28Mom is...
21:28I was just kind of...
21:30Fed up with it.
21:33I...
21:34I told her something I regret telling her.
21:38Something...
21:39Deep and personal that...
21:41I thought would get her off my back.
21:45But...
21:47She...
21:48Laughed at me.
21:50Then she...
21:52Went off on me.
21:53And...
21:54And it didn't stop.
21:57Personal...
21:57Degrading insults that felt like it went on forever.
22:02And...
22:03Despite all that...
22:05The...
22:06The thing that bothered me most was...
22:09At the end of all of it...
22:13She...
22:13Hugged me.
22:16I...
22:16I...
22:17I...
22:18I...
22:18I...
22:18I...
22:18I didn't...
22:18I didn't know...
22:19I didn't know what to do.
22:20So...
22:21I...
22:21I...
22:21I panicked.
22:22And...
22:23I...
22:23Pushed her off me with all the force I could.
22:27She fell backwards.
22:31And...
22:31She...
22:32Didn't get up.
22:36I...
22:36I didn't know if she was just trying to make me feel bad or...
22:41I...
22:42I never found out the answer.
22:46I...
22:46Just ran.
22:48As far away from it as far away from it as I could.
22:52Whatever I did to her...
22:55I'll...
22:56Never know.
22:59I guess there's a lot of things I regret about that game.
23:02I don't know.
23:10I'm sure she's fine.
23:20I'm sure she's fine.
23:25I mean, if the police never came after you, then...
23:28She was probably fine.
23:30Wait, the police are out of the tracks?
23:33I...
23:34I...
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35I...
23:36I definitely overshare.
23:38Wait.
23:42I'm glad you trust me.
23:44Aww.
23:50She's crying.
23:52This is embarrassing.
23:54This is embarrassing.
24:01Wait.
24:03She's crying.
24:06Aww.
24:09Your secret's safe for me.
24:17You're cute.
24:18Hey.
24:20I'm there.
24:21Yeah, yeah?
24:22I mean, now's not a good time.
24:24Or, now's fine.
24:25What do you want?
24:26I'm scared of thinking about, and I'm still confronted.
24:28Now's a bad time.
24:28Me and my daughter and my brother.
24:29No, it'd be cool.
24:30Good.
24:32All right.
24:33So, if you ever tell anyone about this, I'm never speaking to you again.
24:38Sound good?
24:39Um, yeah, I won't...
24:41Awesome!
24:41Bye!
24:44Why am I such an idiot?
24:46Why am I such an idiot?
24:46Why am I such an idiot?
24:49Um, hey, Jax.
24:55Look, about yesterday.
24:57I'm sorry if I pried too hard or made you feel uncomfortable or...
25:02What?
25:02What are you talking about?
25:04Oh, you mean...
25:05You know none of that was real, right?
25:07Uh, what?
25:09That corny backstory out of a Hallmark movie?
25:11Nah.
25:12Really got you, though.
25:16I'm gonna go.
25:18Uh, okay.
25:21Hey, wanna team up?
25:23Nah, I'm teaming up with Kaufmo.
25:24Maybe next time, though.
25:26I actually heard they're supposed to look like that.
25:29I forgot the...
25:30thing was over.
25:33Hey, uh...
25:34Are you a few more...
25:35Nah, I'm with Kaufmo.
25:37My friends are more sane in the dark.
25:39What's up with Ribbit lately?
25:41I have no idea.
25:42Why does Kaufmo sound like he was voiced by Keith David?
25:47What?
25:53I'm...
25:53gonna hang out in the cafe.
25:55Okay?
25:57Why are you telling me this?
26:00I don't know.
26:04Hey...
26:05Jax...
26:06Can we talk?
26:08What is there for us to possibly talk about?
26:10I don't know.
26:11Just...
26:11Whatever I did.
26:13Whatever's going on between us.
26:14Can we just stop this?
26:16I miss talking to you.
26:17We're here.
26:18We're talking.
26:19What else do you want from me?
26:20I just want to be...
26:22friends...
26:22again.
26:23What?
26:23So you can pry into my personal life and hold it over my head?
26:27Is that really what you think?
26:29This can't be what you want!
26:31What?
26:31Because you know me so well.
26:33Because we're such super close-back friends.
26:35Do we know everything about each other?
26:37We were great friends and I'm sorry for crying.
26:39But I don't want this one stupid mistake to be the thing that ends all of it.
26:43Why are you still fixated on that night?
26:47Nothing happened!
26:48You keep reading into things when there's nothing there!
26:50I'm not!
26:51I...
26:51You're the one using me!
26:53You're manipulating me!
27:18I don't know what movie she was talking about, but I feel like it would be an animated one.
27:29Alright, let's go.
27:30Just not.
27:42Hey.
27:44I...
27:44Look.
27:46We were friends, but...
27:49I know you two were...
27:51Especially close.
27:55just if you need anyone to talk to I look like I need someone to talk to I
28:00know it's hard just don't be afraid to reach out to me I promise how about we
28:16call her Gangle that sounds about as pathetic as she looks great choice
28:20Gangle I'll be sure to add that right into the system
28:25out of the way rags Jax look I know we don't get along but I think I might have
28:33found a way out of here have fun being crazy and I should just play along until
28:39I wake up right whatever you say kid you never know until it's too late
28:50you're not looking too good
28:54you're gonna cry looking like this
29:00I'd move on and probably forget about you
29:08hey
29:18why are you here
29:24you know everything now
29:29so why are you here
29:35just to rub every mistake I've ever made in my face
29:46I'm a terrible person
29:50is that what you want me to say
29:51you just misunderstood
29:54I already know I am
29:58so why does anybody still care about me
30:04you're not supposed to care
30:13you're not supposed to miss me
30:15you're not supposed to love me
30:17this isn't how this is supposed to go
30:24please
30:27please
30:28leave me alone
30:36you're making this so unheard
30:53you're making this so much up here
31:06you should have just talked to me man
31:11it's too late
31:14I did this to myself
31:18there's no coming back from this
31:21but then
31:22talk to me now
31:27oh
31:28oh
31:30I'm crying
31:36I hate you
31:37you know that
31:43you always have to go and complicate things
31:48it's what I do
31:56I don't want to go
32:14stay with me
32:22Nooo!
32:25I don't see one of those beautiful faces.
32:44No! No!
32:46I'll have a fun to ride with me
32:49Don't make me want to leave
32:53With this and she loved me
32:57Made it all alone
33:00Oh!
33:13You weren't gonna try to take care of him all by yourself, were you?
33:18I'm glad we weren't too late
33:20Like you guys keep saying
33:22We're all in this together
33:25You guys
33:26I'm glad we were mercy
33:33Oh my God
33:47Oh, my God.
34:22no
34:37salad don't cry
34:43we're having a lot of complex thoughts
34:55we're still human
35:18to keep him contained
35:20he should be calm in there darkness is soothing to them
35:24he better be you know how many arms I had to go through to get him in there
35:31I could imagine if they're like
35:33wait for the looks and all while we turn the pens over to Sally
35:36in which she starts crying
35:39thank you for doing this
35:42all right all right so
35:44hey someone had to do something
35:50I'm never gonna recover from that
35:54wait
35:55Kay
36:06I thought he died
36:12was I truly that bad
36:15is this really hard to serve
36:20they tried to delete me
36:23they're in the wrong
36:24right
36:25I don't know
36:30did I?
36:31yeah that video from the danger mouse episode
36:34licensed to care
36:35that was me when Jack's abstracted
36:41she was just bawling into her squishmallow
36:46she was just bawling into her squishmallow
36:55she was armed
37:01she was fake
37:05he is just too
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