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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off.
00:17Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:32B.A.R.
00:34I think I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10What's paralyzed?
01:12Can anyone get up?
01:14Nature Channel and sell me what that is.
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexy.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is it.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, got Sam.
02:37Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real old swipes on instead?
02:52I've done bored of this shit.
02:53No, literally.
02:53It's getting a bored.
02:55No, I'm sorry.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25I'll be fine after this one.
03:27Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burned in the fucking...
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:56And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither.
04:09As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:18So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips?
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen bit!
04:38Here's an Unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to lose your cup.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:14Who's of these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to...
05:20I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me!
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh!
05:29You might change cards.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh my God!
05:58Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Annenbrough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop fencing me!
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name's and I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean, Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna, Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman, I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N, no.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies.
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going.
10:05One, twenty, two, one, twenty, two.
10:06I already made it to 30.
10:07What do you ask Vinny?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:0930.
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:05But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17I watched straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit.
11:59Bend your knees, go back, and forward.
12:02After the film, that is what got up in the cinema, I was like...
12:05Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Bend your knees a bit more.
12:11Yeah.
12:13So you hit to here, back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, dick.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21So I'm going to find it back here?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:31Boom.
12:32Boom, jiggabum, jiggabum, jiggabum, jiggabum, let vum, let vum, let vay.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you got that.
12:39Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top?
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41That's it.
12:42Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually it.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55Really sadden it, innit?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back and a, back and a, back and a vum, walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Sophie.
13:02Now, look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week, and we'd watch them some more.
13:18If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game.
13:21Okay.
13:21Yeah.
13:21All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out what's going on now.
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplug at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up.
14:12Put your hands up.
14:13Hold 10.
14:13Hold 10.
14:14Here we go.
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch.
14:27Ouch.
14:27Ouch.
14:28Oh, faster.
14:28That was my shoes.
14:31Oh, it's hot.
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett.
14:49So it's like tea, Crockett.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, Crockett.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth.
15:17Then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:23Oh, yeah.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:27Mm-hmm.
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13Don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest for you?
16:20Is that your core?
16:21Is it your shoulders?
16:21Is it your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:24That's it, mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week.
16:28So you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week, you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:41What?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sikbo.
16:45I don't know if you've watched that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking, what do they come through
16:49the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you've got to, like, walk, like, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's ass.
17:01I was the rhino's ass.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's ass.
17:17Also, no one sees you.
17:18You're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so, like, yeah, how do you think he saw it and was, like, recognize this ass.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27so you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It says you that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well?
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Auditioned for rhino's ass.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me.
17:48Once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing.
17:58I didn't realize.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:37That is such...
18:37Wow.
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, no.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
18:59You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do go noise at the same time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so talented.
19:18Can you do it?
19:20That's quite different, like a grown cat.
19:24I can only do it, though.
19:26Like, I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's, like, newborn kitten.
19:30Meow, meow, meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just out of the tank?
19:53I'm ready for this, guys.
19:55Turn your hands over, like, this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was, like, the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03You auditioned, like, show them, like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me.
20:10I saw a way on modelling.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they, like, wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like, put special cream on them or anything?
20:20No, they do it all for it.
20:21They, like, tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff, like, do they?
20:26Yeah, I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I don't know.
20:29But, yeah, I'm very sensitive to, like, calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day, they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, we'll see you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So, boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, boom, boom, boom.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom.
21:24Boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right, and turn.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go.
21:34He did it.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, I'm six, seven, eight, seven.
21:44Two, three, four, I'm six, seven.
21:46Three, two, three, four, I'm six, seven, eight, seven.
21:51You are never, I'm six, seven, eight, seven.
21:53He's locked in.
21:56He's locked in.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Yeah.
21:59Yeah.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:44Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off track.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, I'm shocked it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:35Oh, are these faces?
23:56Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Ben.
24:04All that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18I can see myself putting the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:29Eww.
24:30Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40as they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54You know, guys, theatre's actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino.
25:01The back of the rhino's got a lot more.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this, see, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, can people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21We've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:54I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:59You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:02I know where it is.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17A bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:21It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49Oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
26:58It is.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:04And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:23So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31A lion?
27:31Wow.
27:32Sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:41Yeah.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48Yeah, like a feline-y...
27:50Yeah.
27:50A cat?
27:51Yeah.
27:51Yeah, Spanx one.
27:52One of them bald fuckers.
27:54Definitely not bald.
27:54She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:59Do you know what?
27:59You're like Bambi.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:03Strutting around.
28:04I'll tell you.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, however, like, Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Ooh!
28:19Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories.
28:25I'm thinking, like, when she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out.
28:28You know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be girling?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give, like, black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like, sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:43I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51Actually, I had the dog called Waller.
28:52My sister is fish.
28:53Yeah, staffish.
28:54I knew it was a staffy.
28:55Every time I go to the zip, like, the park, and I hear loads of them.
28:58Lola, it's always, like, no offence, I don't like staffies that much, but it's always,
29:01like, the most, like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, staffies.
29:04Or, like, a poor dog or something.
29:05Lola.
29:06Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed there and detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means, like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:46Oh, where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh.
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54Ev only.
29:55It's...
29:56Islanders get scared by something!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12There's a shit.
30:15Where's it going?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:19Oh!
30:20It's all right, it's all right.
30:21Oh!
30:21It's all right, it's all right.
30:22It's all right, it's all right.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Save you.
30:27What?
30:29Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Stop!
30:35Stop!
30:36Stop!
30:37Stop!
30:37Stop!
30:38Stop!
30:40Stop!
30:41Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:44Stop!
30:44Stop!
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:48Like, you could just...
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ, but not much about her day job, so it's
31:05over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantihesifaya?
31:10So, basically...
31:11Is it going to be any, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, no, not again.
31:22It's...
31:23Aylin, don't get scared by something!
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:35If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just nearly being killed by a wasp and you're not checking them okay.
31:40You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the Unseen Bits, mate.
31:50I'm literally going to run the Unseen Bits.
31:52Oi, Robin, I run the Unseen Bits.
31:56It's...
31:57Robin gets dumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:06The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore dumped on the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh! These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his Unseen Dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, boom!
32:47Four clicks, yeah. Right leg forward, you're going to go
32:49one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg, then change it to left leg.
33:02That's it.
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go, six, seven.
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Yeah!
33:12That is tournament on performance!
33:14Okay, fine.
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a boom, boom, dig a boom, dig a boom.
33:24I feel like a mum!
33:28Oh, shit!
33:29Then last look from the top, we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:33Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:34Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven!
33:43Three, two, three, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:46three, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:49Let's go, guys!
33:51Let's go!
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40We're going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Oppa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:56Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:01Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:04Oh!
36:05And then you're going...
36:06Yeah, then Jocky Annell.
36:07Jocky Annell.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:20And that's her Instagram bio.
36:22Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Uh-oh.
36:27It'd be World War 6.
36:29We haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:38I'll go with a mad noise and go chow.
36:41Chow.
36:41But I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite I used to do.
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep Challenge,
36:56some islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude now, Brit.
37:00It's chill.
37:00It's not rude, what?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:11How did it all go so wrong?
37:13All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention.
37:24Then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it.
37:29How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff.
37:36Boys.
37:37We're having a warm up, we're having a warm up.
37:39We're having a warm up.
37:40Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
37:42All right, pick a side boys.
37:44Left or right.
37:45Boys, just go like one way round.
37:46Oh, go behind it.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that, I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:56Sweep!
37:56Opie, is this what you had to do in Lion King?
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it. My shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great, but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:08Ready?
38:09Oh! What the fuck?
38:11Riffey!
38:12Ready? It's not working.
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:50I chose Opie because of the dancing. It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam!
38:56Yay!
38:59Yay!
38:59Brrraaah!
39:00Yay!
39:02You're the boy!
39:07That was good! That was a good job!
39:09That was good! That was a good job!
39:10Yeah, you're an actual flying!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:24I don't know.
39:27You're a baby.
39:27Oh, you got it on my china!
39:29Aw!
39:31Happy!
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say, that was a shave and one of them was good!
39:46Okay, this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek.
39:51That was deco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54Tommy.
40:07I met her on a night out, lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the best.
40:11I thought I was going to win.
40:14Get it out.
40:15Get it out.
40:19It's an M for me card.
40:23I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H, but let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pit.
40:42The mini fire pit.
40:44The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going out to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59The Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:16Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:19Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an inning there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was pedestrian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:36And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously
41:37Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's one.
41:41And I said, Pedestarians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass the driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as a bet.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all
41:57of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:02No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04...are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders, what weirds them out?
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know, Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like...
42:52Oh!
42:52Get that away from me!
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it, I understand the concept of it,
43:04right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:10I thought they were meant to be had then.
43:12This girl had...
43:12Oh!
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her, I just saw the earwax looking back at me and just...
43:21So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans, I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:41If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:49It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a three combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:57I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow, no.
44:07Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about.
44:17But, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw-dogging the trainer immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laughs.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more
44:52of me, Chuck Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped on the island.
45:11Oh, no!
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you,
45:15but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night
45:25in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad,
45:34trying to miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life,
45:38because we are born!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:56Bye!
45:58Bye!
46:22Bye!
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