00:00Hi, Grandma.
00:01Hi, Cutie. Is Daddy there?
00:03No, Daddy is in the bathroom.
00:05Oh, is he okay?
00:07Yes, he's just hiding from you.
00:09He said your voice makes his brain hurt.
00:12No, no, no! Give me that!
00:14You're too naughty! Go to your room and think about what you've done.
00:17I know, Mom.
00:18You'd better be thinking about what you did wrong.
00:20I am thinking how to do it next time without getting caught.
00:25Babe, your DNA is showing.
00:27Mama, look. Daddy needs a shave right here.
00:30Oh, sweetheart. That's not a beard.
00:32Daddy just had way too many burritos.
00:34No, Daddy. It's Pokey. You turned into a porcupine.
00:37Look at me. I'm going on a date.
00:39This dress is perfect.
00:41No, you look like a giant disco ball.
00:44Hey! It's called high fashion.
00:46Go put your messy bun back on.
00:48You blinded the dog.
00:51Hey, Bug. Why is Daddy in timeout?
00:54Because he said a bad word.
00:57I literally just said no ice cream for breakfast.
01:00Just talk to the hand.
01:02You
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