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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off.
00:17Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:32B.A.R.
00:34I think I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10What's paralyzed?
01:12Can anyone get up?
01:14Nature Channel and sell me what that is.
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexy.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is it.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, got Sam.
02:37Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real old swipes on instead?
02:52I've done bored of this shit.
02:53No, literally.
02:53It's getting a bored.
02:55No, I'm sorry.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25I'll be fine after this one.
03:27Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burned in the fucking...
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:56And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither.
04:09As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:18So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips?
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen bit!
04:38Here's an Unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to lose your cup.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:14Who's of these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to...
05:20I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me!
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh!
05:29You might change cards.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh my God!
05:58Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Annenbrough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop fencing me!
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name's and I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean, Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna, Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman, I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N, no.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies.
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going.
10:05One, twenty, two, one, twenty, two.
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get up, twenty?
10:08I made it to thirty.
10:09Thirty.
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:46Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:05but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's ten out of ten.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17I'll watch straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro, bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're in trouble.
11:35I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit.
11:59Bend your knees, go back, and forward.
12:02After the film, that is what got up in the cinema, I was like...
12:05Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Bend your knees a bit more.
12:11Yeah.
12:12That's written.
12:13Yeah.
12:13So you hit to here, more back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:16Dick.
12:17Back.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Boom.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21And I'll find it back.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:31Boom-jig-a-boom-jig-a-boom-jig-a-boom
12:34Left-vum-left-vang
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you've got to actually run it.
12:39Yeah, it's from the top?
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually right?
12:51Yeah!
12:52Boom-boom.
12:54Then, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da.
12:57Back-and-a-back-and-a-back-and-a-boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Sophie.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Kavan.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week,
13:16and we'd watch them some more if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game.
13:21Okay.
13:21All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out what's going on now.
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A to the no-pick.
14:09Earplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up, hold ten, hold ten, hold ten.
14:14Here we go, go, go, go.
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Oh, faster, that was my shoes.
14:31Oh, it's hot.
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:42So settle in as we spilled some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it.
14:49So it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16Okay, so put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's what's going on!
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:14I don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing?
16:20Is that your core?
16:21Is it your shoulders?
16:21Is it your legs?
16:25Is it your ankles as well?
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week, you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:41What?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma, I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts.
16:54You've got to, like, walk, like, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play.
17:16It's the rhino's arse.
17:17Well, so no one sees you, you're just under the rhino's?
17:19No, so, like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume, and you put your...
17:25So you get into it, and your head...
17:27So you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It says you that.
17:33There's someone in front of you as well.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing now.
17:59I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:36One, two, three, four, five.
18:37You are so surprising.
18:40I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48Four.
18:48No, because I can't lift that thing about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, no.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi guys, so my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the same time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden colors.
19:17I'm so darling.
19:17Can you do it?
19:20That's quite different, like a grown cat.
19:24I'm not going to do that yet.
19:26I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow, meow, meow, meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities, but on this occasion
19:36I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing they're going
19:47to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know, I think in the gym, the little squeeze thing, like, just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No, I used to do.
19:58It was like the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling.
20:02What?
20:03You auditioned, like, show them, like.
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me, aren't you?
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they, like, wear gloves whilst they wait?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like, put special cream on them or anything like that?
20:20No, they do all four.
20:21They, like, tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym marathon for calluses and stuff?
20:26Like, do they like any of that stuff, do you know?
20:27I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I didn't.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to, like, calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I, er, I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day, they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, we'll see you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:11From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Someone's like, boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, bum, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26There you go.
21:26You're going to go left, right and turn.
21:29It's just half, and again, left, right and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:393, 2, 3, 4 5, 6 7 8, 7 2, 4 3, 4 5, 6 7
21:463, 2, 3, 4 5, 6 7
21:502, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3
21:54He's locked in!
21:56Yeah!
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07occasionally i wonder how any of this lot are going to find love some of them can barely find
22:11their own two feet has anyone sat on my phone is there a phone where you're sat no okay well
22:18i've
22:18lost my phone again how do i do this like how is it lost i don't understand is it not
22:22on charge
22:23no i literally had it i swear i took it off oh my god okay right what the hell how
22:30did i have it
22:30and now i don't is that your phone babe no this is mine oh where the hell is mine can
22:42someone bring
22:43my phone like can someone ring my phone did you have it outside yes no i literally have just had
22:48it i just took it off what about the bathroom hon i don't think i've been in the bathroom i
22:52feel like
22:53i've just been in here with it is this your phone oh my god this is your phone oh my
22:57god i've just
22:58been taking pictures on your phone no you're fine babe where the is my phone then oh god
23:04oh shock it would be me to lose mine i love taking pics i assume i literally love it wait
23:10yeah was i
23:10taking pics on your phone then yeah i think so i literally it literally said priya on it a minute
23:17ago no something's going wrong in here oh dad is that my phone or is that yours that's mine for
23:23fuck's sake i'm so confused maybe you should get it blocked yasmin whoever has it could be doing
23:30anything with it as we speak oh are these phrases
23:57welcome back to part three of love island unseen bed
24:04all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls that's my thing
24:11the glassware is pretty shiny too oh my god i can see myself putting the reflection
24:20do you think i look like martisha adams when i do my hair like this
24:22no i always look good i know that we have no time for umming and eyeing
24:35okay maybe a tiny bit of humming but hats off to them i say
24:40as they get down to a beat entirely of their own making
24:43oh oh don't look in bed this time go and get the fuck out of my bed get that
24:50fuck out of my bed and occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke
24:54but you know guys this is actually really hard
24:56go on and do the runner
24:59yeah but surely that's the front there right now in the back around
25:01there's a little bit more to it if you're at the back
25:05it's got a sway
25:07it's like it's like this see like here and it's like and your head is sticking out
25:12wait can people see you yeah you can see your head oh you can see your head
25:15i thought you were just stuck up in like someone's arse
25:16right let's do the elephant let's go on you're just doing this
25:21we've got a shuffle yeah unseen bits jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37here's an unseen clip of lorenzo getting all golem about sean's
25:41precious ring has that ring got meaning
25:45no the one on her finger does you've given her your ring
25:49no she's just minding it for me have you lost it show me your thumb right now
25:54show me your time right now oh my god you've given her your ring you have lost you have not
25:59lost
26:00my ring if you've lost it it's done just you know i haven't lost it i know it is i
26:04know where
26:04it is and so legulal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of lord sean
26:13ron you've given her your ring i hope a bombshell comes in bombshell comes in oh guys this is so
26:18cute i just love you guys together it won't be so cute if that ring is lost it'll be handbaggings
26:25at
26:25dawn no see the ring is a test if she loses that it's done wow it's a test find it
26:32lola or you
26:33shall not pass okay so how how mad are you are you actually serious i didn't mean it you've lost
26:42my
26:42ring are you really mad yeah i'm fuming why because i made that in a class
26:49you thought oh my god you are actually not funny let me see it that looks good doesn't it
26:55should i should make that i made that yeah oh my precious i can't believe i'm making my own coffee
27:01i feel like this is a bit embarrassing and so another quest begins honestly if this keeps up
27:06will be changing the name of the show to unseen hobbits other islanders no looking for love is a
27:19serious business before you can find it you have to ask yourself some difficult questions so guys if
27:24we were all animals which animals do you think we'd be ellie you're like a lion lion yeah yeah like
27:33a
27:33snow leopard yeah something with nails yeah and we said we said that you are so cute pomeranian
27:39and sexy my mom always says i'm like a tiger but i don't know if that's quite i can see
27:45that for you
27:46i'd say some type of cat but i think everyone's some type of cat yeah like a feline yeah yeah
27:51yeah spanks
27:51one one of them bold fuckers definitely not bold she's always shaving her bloody elbows i'm always
27:56fucking shaving mate i'm like yeah what animal would lola be do you know what you're like bambi
28:00yeah because you're strutting around jazz is like a sexy black leopard you're like oh i'm like
28:08jaguar jaguar yeah jaguar yeah i'll take that that's that's a cute one i like that oh show what
28:14did we say everyone said you were a dolphin for you yeah or maybe like a peacock you know because
28:21of the
28:21colors yeah with the accessories i'm thinking like when she gets dressed up at night she has her feathers out
28:28you know yeah i love that i love that victoria what would you be girlie everyone always says i'm like
28:35a cat yeah you do give like black black cat like sexy yeah yeah if i had a black cat
28:41i wanted to call
28:41it salem that is such a good name i didn't we called my black cat black cat and we called
28:46my girl cut
28:47girl cut and then the other two had real life names that's so funny i actually had the dog called
28:52lola
28:52my sister yeah staffish i knew it was a staffy every every time i go to the zip like the
28:57park
28:57and i hear lola lola it's always like no offense i don't like staffies that much but it's always like
29:01the most like not cute dog yeah yeah yeah my dog my old dog was called lola feel your pain
29:10lola
29:11i know someone who named their ugly pug ian after me you have one accident in the voiceover booth and
29:17the producer never lets you forget it
29:24the net closed there and detective lola's found her man she'll now review the evidence to see if she
29:30should take down his particulars oh so you won't like me no yeah no there's three stages right right
29:38in my opinion there's three stages the first is you're attracted to someone that means like you
29:42know you just look at them and you think yeah they're my type see him not but no where are
29:47my
29:48pants man put it in my balls oh you have the right to reign silent aha if only it's islanders
29:57get scared
29:58by something no i get that i get 100 i want you to actually don't just
30:05fucking hell the wasp in my ear um it likes your bikini just i know it's pollen
30:11where's it gone fucking hell mate oh it's all right it's all right it's all right
30:40oh my god oh my god i want to watch that back on record like you just
30:49we haven't got time now yaz you'll just have to watch unseen bits on catch-up when you're home
31:01robin has talked a lot about her nights as a dj but not much about her day job so it's
31:05over to
31:06priya to size her up what do you do as a quantity sopher so basically it's gonna eat me then
31:11five
31:12years babe you're a smart girlie i am babe sorry oh my god oh my god oh no not again
31:22it's
31:23islanders get scared by something there's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part it was on a
31:32vagina vagina if it's not a bombshell don't scream i've just really been killed by a wasp and you're
31:39not checking i'm okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47robin you're gonna be all over the unseen bits mate i'm literally gonna run the unseen bits
31:52oh robin i run the unseen bits it's robin gets dumped by bombshell the girl i would like to couple
32:02up with is angelista the girl i'd like to couple up with is ellie robin you are now single and
32:11therefore
32:12dumped on the island as robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an insect in
32:18her
32:18bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe oh these boots are not mean for walking sorry to hear
32:27your boots are rubbing robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bets the villa won't
32:32have the same buzz without you since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the
32:43roof so here's another a one a two a one two three four four clicks yeah right leg four you're
32:49gonna
32:49go one two three four five six seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then right leg's coming
32:58out right leg then change it to left leg that's it
33:10do you want to see it girls yeah okay fine we're still learning we're still learning so let's go one
33:17two three four five five six seven and and a bum bum dig a bum dig a bum
33:27and then let's look from the top we'll go nice and slow nice and slow
33:32five six seven and an eight
33:35three two three four five five six seven and three two three four five six seven
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why i
35:35like how close are we going to we're going to newcastle we're going to tune we're going to tune
35:41it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad oh oh obi
35:50i'm totally wild give me the tiger
36:02and it'll turn your world upside down and then you're going to jump in now
36:13but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like assholes everybody's got one and that's her
36:20instagram bio talking of assholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not
36:34funny
36:35i've sneezed before oh oh god i'll go with a mad noise i'm gonna chill
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite i used to do
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's being rude and i've been pretty as chill it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch people need to grow up for her don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get
37:07told to off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into the
37:14pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex this boy's nightmare
37:20partner is someone who loves attention oh then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it
37:29how could anyone get upset by that so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before
37:35the kickoff boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42all right pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind it
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah like that i like that
37:53this is so good sweet is this what you had to do in lying things
37:59hill flicks on the way back can't do it this my shorts are gonna fall off warm-ups are great
38:04but
38:04i think at least one of the boys wore himself out let's dive deeper here are the rounds we didn't
38:18have time to show you this week this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating
38:32to go to a jls concert instead
38:38lorenzo lorenzo loves jls yeah you don't look like a jls boy to me oh i think i know who
38:44it is
38:50i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
38:55sam
39:12this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms oh that's so chill all right i feel like
39:26that's so cool oh you got it on my china we have faith in you ellie not wants to say
39:33that we're
39:34shady and one of them was good
39:46okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek
40:07i met her on the night out lost a game of rock paper scissors we've got to follow through on
40:11it that was the best
40:11i thought i was gonna win
40:22i wasn't being serious i just said m for mika my name is mika and my name starts with an
40:28m like hello
40:29i think you'll find hello starts with an h but let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:35as every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations the fire pet
40:41the mini fire pits the day beds the terrace but this year the others have messed with the labeling system
40:51so welcome to the kent terrace it's my first time are you going up to the kent terrace
40:56where do you want to go kent terrace like a reservation for the kent terrace i've never been
41:02he's going for the kent terrace kiss it's the kent corner this is the kent corner what a bunch of
41:08kents
41:09it's like it's basically kent on tour in here you're basically a surrogate kent alumni at this point
41:17oh alumni yeah isn't it a loomy no it's alumni oh there's an ending there my pronunciation for
41:26words is wrong i thought that pedestrian was pedestrian but for years and i was starting my
41:33driving test and he was like oh no no you can't go there and i said oh yeah no no
41:36because there's
41:37obviously pedesterians there and he was like there's what and i said pedesterians that's awful
41:45i bet you did you pass the driving test first time first time mate yeah you flirted with the
41:49instructor with the i was only 16 i wasn't as good as a bet i don't know about that 17.
41:55do you think
41:55i feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the i've actually got a brain up
42:01there though no i know but i feel like all the girls are able to pass straight away because they
42:05flirt because boys are better drivers than girls you're on your own on that one lorenzo i'm saying
42:20nothing it's time for major bonanza i love this this is my favorite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza
42:31bonanza and this week i asked the islanders what weirds them out things that weed me out
42:38whales not like the country but like the animal and i find them very like daunting you know velcro
42:45the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears and it like sends something into my brain and it just
42:51like
42:51oh get that away from me tell me oh you know what them pop socks get them out the door
42:57they need to
42:59leave the building immediately see to be honest i get it i understand the concept of it right but like
43:05see when you can see them like why are they i thought they were meant to be had then this
43:12girl
43:12had oh she had like earwax in her ear i just looked next to her i just saw the earworks
43:17looking back at
43:18me and just so things that weird me out food edition yeah something that makes me feel a bit
43:27queasy is beans i i'll look at them and floating around their little orange sauce if we're having
43:32breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans i'll like i'll slide the menu stand across
43:37so i can't see your plate jelly disgusting why is that even a thing if you tried to feed me
43:44shepherd's
43:44pie that freaks me out for some reason like sloppy slimy disgusting it's weird i know it's this it's a
43:51free combination thing so it's milk i think people who can just drink a pint of milk it's just a
43:56bit
43:56psychotic bananas i did hate for years and years and years bananas like i was actually terrified of
44:02them and tuna like oh no i don't like tuna in a cow oh a man running hell no like
44:10i can't be seen a man
44:11run not that men shouldn't run if you're an athlete fair enough like sprinting about but like a man
44:18jog for something to like pick something up i think just walk when people don't wear socks in their
44:24trainers raw dog in the the trainer immediately no i don't like to watch a man swim either i don't
44:31know why i do not like when people do mirror selfies but they stand like dead upright don't
44:36even look like real people just a man doing laughs i just i think pack it in like that makes
44:43you feel really uncomfortable and they're just
44:49come back next week for some more beach
44:58last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opi and victoria victoria and opi you and your fellow
45:04islanders decided you have the weakest connection therefore you have been dumped from the island
45:11please pack your bags and say goodbye i don't know about you but i think opi's been getting a bad
45:17rap in
45:17the villa i mean sorry doing a bad rap yeah one two one two one two it's my final night
45:25in the love island
45:26villa it's been real fun it's been a killer a feeling real sad trying to miss you boys we'll do
45:37this for
45:37life because we are
45:46see you all next time but not you two bye
46:15you
46:17you
46:17you
46:20you
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