00:01I can't believe we're halfway through senior year.
00:03Yeah, time flies when you're stoned 15 hours a day.
00:06I'm gonna go to college. I've never had a girlfriend.
00:08Hey, what about Erin? She's single.
00:10Never happened, though. She doesn't date dorks.
00:12Hey, you never know.
00:13Maybe she's sick of guys with lots of confidence,
00:15chiseled jaws, and huge dicks.
00:18I don't think I've been this high before.
00:20Do I have human feet right now?
00:23Oh, man, she's so hot.
00:25I wish we could call one of those numbers.
00:26You want to?
00:28So what's your pharmacy?
00:30I touch your boob.
00:31Oh, God.
00:31Teddy, cut it out. You're hurting her.
00:33Oh, shit, is it too much? I'm just trying to have fun.
00:35Whoever made these calls know this.
00:38Most masturbators are caught within the first 48 hours.
00:41We're fucked.
00:42Get back here.
00:43Run, Johnny.
00:43Oh, jeez.
00:47You're an adult now.
00:48That means responsibility.
00:51Teddy, try as done.
00:56Jesus Christ.
00:57Teddy, what happened?
00:58Next time you start that thing, fucking knock first.
01:01This sucks.
01:03The same loser I was the day I walked in here.
01:05Get out!
01:06That's what growing up's all about.
01:09Making mistakes.
01:10Am I lesbian now?
01:11I'm going about it.
01:12And letting your mother fix it.
01:14No more mistakes for us.
01:17Hand me that bong.
01:18You and I are now adult members of society.
01:21Absolutely not.
01:24Have you ever played D&D before?
01:27I already fucking hate this.
01:29You're a real pal, Johnny.
01:30You know that?
01:31Now, would you sit in Blair's car and be my lookout while I have dirty bear sex with Mrs. Robichick?
01:37Teddy, it would be my honor.
01:39Johnny!
01:40Johnny!
01:42Johnny, stop the car!
01:44What the fuck is that?
01:45Big purple dick.
01:46Go, go, go!
01:46We gotta get the fuck out of here.
01:48I wish I was a little bit taller.
01:50I wish I was a baller.
01:53Hey, can I have this?
01:55Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
