00:03Once upon a time, a hideous ogre and a delusional donkey embarked on a journey to the magical city of
00:11further, further away.
00:13Oh my god! It's happening. It's really happening. Do you know what that means?
00:16I need a makeover. Get my arms yoked in my back jacket. My abs added. Maybe even tighten up my
00:21badonkadonk.
00:22No, definitely not.
00:23So what you're saying is a second donkey off on another...
00:25No! Don't say it.
00:27Truth or work, friend?
00:28That's not what this is.
00:30On a whirlwind, donkey, big city...
00:32Oh! I'm caked up like a friggin' bakery!
00:36Adventure!
00:41Wanna date a snowman?
00:43Speed up, Shrek.
00:44You really can't help yourself, can you?
00:47Hell to the no I can't!
00:48Shrek and donkey, two Star Wars friends, off on another whirlwind, big city adventure!
00:54Oh, this is bad!
00:55Yeah!
00:55What the fuck?
00:56You!
00:57You!
01:00You!
01:01Baby, come back!
01:02Any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you.
01:12Roxy!
01:13Roxy!
01:14Hey now, you're an all-star.
01:16Get your game on.
01:18Go play!
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