00:00I
00:33Voila kapako pan请
00:36rapper
00:38Yay
00:39yeah
00:39yes
00:39yeah
00:41yay
00:42yay
00:42yay
00:43yay
00:44yay
00:44yay
00:45yay
00:45Yay
00:48Natasha
00:49Ha ha ha
00:51Mama
00:52let the
00:52help
00:52a
00:53There
00:55I've failed to work.
00:58That's so good.
01:02What's your job?
01:03Driver.
01:06Is it true that you can break in your body?
01:09Yes, because you know,
01:11my body's body's body's body's body's body.
01:14Why can't you break in your body?
01:16It's good, it's good.
01:17It's good.
01:20You're right, you're right.
01:24I'm not sure how to make it a little.
01:25I'm sorry.
01:27It's okay.
01:28You're right, I'm not a little.
01:29I'm a little old.
01:30I'm a little old.
01:32I'm a little old.
01:32I'm a little old.
01:373 plus 4.
01:403 plus 4?
01:41You're a little old.
01:43You're like,
01:44I'm a little old.
01:453 plus 4.
01:47I'm a little old.
01:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
02:03Woo!
02:04Oh, bakit ang lungkot mo?
02:07Eh, kasi naman kahapon yung asawa ko eh,
02:09nag-text ako sa kanya.
02:11Sabi ko maaga akong uuwi.
02:13Hay nako, naabutan ko ba naman sa bahay namin,
02:15nandun sa kama? May kasamang ibang babae.
02:18Ay nako, baka hindi lang niya na-receive yung text mo.
02:22Sabi ko, ni-recent mo.
02:26Ma, break na ba kayo ng boyfriend mo? Totoo ba yun?
02:29Oo, kasi naman tong kuya ko eh.
02:32Bakit? Bakit ang kuya mo?
02:34Mahigpit ba siya at ayaw kanyang mag-boyfriend pa?
02:37Hindi, yung boyfriend ko yung nagkagusta sa kuya ko.
02:42Alam mo ba, mas maraming alam ang mga babae kesa mga lalaki?
02:46Ha? Talaga? Hindi ko alam yun ah.
02:49Kita mo na?
02:54Uy, mare. May nabasa ako.
02:57Gumaganda raw ang tao pagkompleto ang tulog sa gabi.
03:00Talaga?
03:01Puyat ka, no?
03:02Hindi ka raw naman ang tulog.
03:04May insomnia ka?
03:05Huwag tutulog ka ka!
03:09Yeah!
03:10Yeah!
03:11Yeah!
03:13Yeah!
03:16Yeah!
03:16Yeah!
03:18Yeah!
03:18Yeah!
03:20Woo!
03:21Uy, alam mo ito ang tuwa ko dun sa maniligaw ko.
03:24Sabi niya kasi ako daw pinakmagandang babaeng niligawan.
03:26Alam mo, huwag mo na sagutin yun.
03:28Bakit?
03:29Umpisa pa lang, niloloko ka na eh.
03:33Pinangali niya, pinangali.
03:35Ano ba?
03:37Magmula nung nalaman kong may sakit ako,
03:40hindi na ako makatulog.
03:42Kawawa ka naman.
03:44Eh, ano ba yung sakit mo?
03:47Insomnia.
03:51Ay, ayaw ko na talagang mag-aaral.
03:53O bakit naman?
03:55Kasi mga kaklasiko eh.
03:57Tinutokso ako ng...
03:58Teacher's pet daw ako.
03:59Ganun?
04:00O!
04:00Ibig sabihin yung teacher mo?
04:01Paborito ka?
04:02Hindi!
04:03O!
04:04Eh bakit?
04:05Dahil mukha raw kong pet!
04:12Yeah!
04:13Yeah!
04:14Yeah!
04:14Yeah!
04:15Yeah!
04:17Yeah!
04:19Yeah!
04:22Yeah!
04:25M, bum, bum, bum, bum!
04:32Broom broom broom!
04:33Yeah!
04:35Eee!
04:36Aaaa!
04:40MORTAL AMOSAYA
04:49MORTAL AMOSAYA
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