00:00Pour la histoire, je dois commencer par dire que je suis lactose intolerant.
00:06C'est la tragédie qui est ma vie.
00:10Ice-cream et cheese, mes deux choses préférées.
00:15Je suis venu à un date avec cette fille.
00:17Je suis venu à un restaurant tasting menu.
00:20Le waiter prend un carton.
00:22Il y a un domaine sur le dessus.
00:24Et il prend ça et il y a tous ces cheeses.
00:28Camembert.
00:30Le bris et whatnot.
00:31Le plus dangereux cheeses of them all.
00:35If I eat lactose, I will shit myself.
00:41Vommage me.
00:42I fucking caned that cunt, mate.
00:44I fucking ate all that.
00:46Lactose is now coursing through my veins.
00:50I am on borrowed time.
00:53And I fucking fishtail out of the car park.
00:56I'm whizzing through traffic.
00:57He goes, we have to stop at the pharmacy.
01:00I'm doing the after shit myself boxed in.
01:02Come on.
01:03Pick a fucking cream.
01:03Pick a cream.
01:04Come on.
01:05They're all good.
01:05All these creams are good.
01:06I'm trying to breathe through it.
01:08I'm gonna shit myself.
01:11I'm gonna shit myself.
01:13So I have to make a decision.
01:15My house is five minutes away.
01:17No time to fight.
01:18Her house is three minutes away.
01:20This is not a drill.
01:45Go!
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