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Dimension 20s Adventuring Party - Season 23 - Episode 10: Full Duckface on a Bird Scooter Eng Sub
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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02Welcome to the episode of Dimension 20 adventuring party.
00:05I'm your humble dungeon master,
00:05Brennan Lee, welcome to the episode of our Intrepid Heroes.
00:07Say hi, Intrepid Heroes.
00:08Die!
00:08Die!
00:09Dive!
00:10Dive!
00:12In the dark.
00:13What an app!
00:14What a banger of an app!
00:16Oh my god!
00:17Hot happening.
00:18Thick app.
00:19Thick app.
00:20They don't like our plan.
00:22Yeah.
00:22They don't like our plan.
00:24I think they hated everything that we've done so far.
00:26Yeah.
00:26Well, you know, they don't believe in building, right?
00:31They believe in control.
00:33They're just parasites, bloodsuckers.
00:35It was a very, that fucking Levante pop off was funny.
00:39I was losing my mind.
00:41I think there's something to play, having actually played the game.
00:45It is really funny of just like, so much has happened, right?
00:49Like there's so much, like the sinkhole factor, right?
00:52There's so much mystical stuff that is standing in the way
00:55of us getting to the places that we're trying to go.
00:58So somebody being like, no, no, no, just fucking be in charge.
01:02I'm like, no, no, you don't get to talk to me like that.
01:06You don't get to talk to us like this.
01:07So funny.
01:08I've been in enough, you know, power business meetings that it's like,
01:12no, you don't get to talk down to me.
01:14But it seemed like you guys were almost like, get me out of here.
01:17Was there a part of you that was like, get me out of here?
01:20Or was there a part of you that was like, because I was trying to read if your reaction
01:23was like, oh, no, I'll get out of here if you offer me.
01:25Or if it was like, give me.
01:27I've been alive for like a hundred years.
01:28I'm trying to like honor the fact that I, that like, we're like doing some ground level,
01:37grassroots organizing for like good society.
01:40And it is true that I've been alive for like a hundred years being really manipulative and
01:44like callous.
01:45Yeah.
01:45But I'm also on SSRIs now, so I do think, I feel like for Levante, I feel like I wanted
01:54part of the character to be a little bit of like, like in his like kind of stockbroker
02:00businessy aesthetic and background is a little bit like, I don't, I don't subscribe to the
02:08like vampire like timeline.
02:11Like the best thing about me is that I remember what it means to be human and I remember what
02:17it means to want things.
02:18And I remember what it means to go after things and to build things, not simply to control
02:23things.
02:23And so I think there's something to, part of the friction in that scene is somebody being
02:28like, act like a vampire and like Levante thinking the thing that makes me the best vampire
02:34is that I don't think like you.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36That's a good answer.
02:38Um, there's a, it was really gratifying to see that, especially the, the, do not call
02:44me a nincompoop, the, it was great because it is, well, because the, again, the whole thought,
02:49right, is the, everything stems from this idea of nothing changes and if nothing changes, what
02:55are you, why are you shaking things up?
02:57It will, like who, if there's already people that are in control, just sink into and rot
03:05that, you know, like just find the area of control that there already is and rot into
03:10that and get that moldy and seep into it and that's the new thing.
03:13And the idea of like, oh no, it's like, in other words, the thing that was the secret conflict
03:20there was you're trying to do more, like make perpy into a fucking wonderful place to live
03:27that attracts people and the, the town is flourishing and people are excited and happy
03:32to live here and there's an urgent care and a library open again.
03:35All this shit is not on the Camarillo's list of tasks at all, right?
03:41They don't want bus lines, they don't want the bingo bus.
03:43They don't want the bingo bus.
03:44Or the dingo bus.
03:45Or the dingo bus.
03:46They don't want any bus.
03:47I'll tell you what Ermin Dominescu did want, though, was...
03:53Ruh-roh.
03:54Ruh-roh was for you to get that deal through and you owe her one.
03:57I owe her big time.
03:59Do you owe her one?
04:00You owe her a boon.
04:01Yeah, it's one of my flaws.
04:03It's a pre-station debt.
04:07So she was saying that's gotta get sold.
04:09Which also, let's talk about this for a second.
04:13It's don't rock the boat to fuck with the sail.
04:15Make sure that it gets sold to Beholder with that land around the trailhead included.
04:20And also, and in addition to that, it has to get sold to Beholder,
04:25which means that you guys can't buy it for Elysium.
04:28But we already gotta have Elysium.
04:31You got your Lumber Mill.
04:31And they want us to not smear the...
04:34the Whittaker family anymore, or whatever, right?
04:37Oh, they say they kill the oppo dump on Florian Whittaker.
04:40I don't have any allegiance to them, so...
04:42Yeah, I said...
04:43I'm ready to go.
04:45I mean, I...
04:46Me neither!
04:46As much as within Elysium, it is like an interesting...
04:49Like, we can't...
04:50If we buck too hard, they'll kill us.
04:54They'll kill us.
04:54So we couldn't just straight up be like, you're stupid, we got this.
04:58Yeah, we gotta play the game.
04:59And helping people get better and urgent care is so much better.
05:04But, yeah, I felt like I wanted to at least be a little bit tempted by like, wait, you can
05:09just get me out of here?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Like, okay.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12It's a lot easier to be just taken out.
05:15I think they announced to all of us that a few of us could be leaving or something.
05:20Right.
05:20But I didn't get it direct.
05:21Zaev got offered.
05:22Zaev got offered and so did you.
05:24He did not.
05:25I got the perfect offer.
05:26I don't know if I actually got offered.
05:28He was just...
05:28Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:29Well, Dante got a different offer.
05:30Vaguely implied.
05:30Yeah, what is the Seneschal?
05:31You got the perfect offer.
05:32What is the Seneschal?
05:33Seneschal is effectively the social sheriff of...
05:38Of Austin?
05:39Of Austin?
05:40That sounds like a bad name.
05:41Austin's the new Rome, baby.
05:42Don't fucking do this to me, man.
05:45It's the prince's right hand.
05:49If the sheriff of a given princedom is the muscle, the Seneschal is the social muscle.
05:55It's the diplomat.
05:57It's like secretary of state for the prince.
05:59You're the emcee.
06:00You should stay here where the big tree is like feeling very turned on right now.
06:05He's trying to fuck us.
06:06The horny tree is trying to fuck us.
06:07The horny tree wants to have sex with the bear.
06:10The tree has an even bigger tree coming out of it.
06:13Yeah.
06:13And then Bigfoot is also here but kind of looks small in comparison to the big tree, man.
06:17We have to talk about H.J.'s adventures.
06:22I had no idea what you were doing.
06:25I still don't have a strong idea of what it was.
06:29I really thought we were all like breaking away because you were saying sitcom energy.
06:32Yeah.
06:33I felt that as well.
06:33I thought it was like a birthday.
06:35Yeah, yeah.
06:35And it was like you run upstairs.
06:37I ran outside.
06:38I thought it would continue.
06:39It was like I run to the store.
06:41I pop, I grab this thing out of the-
06:44What that is you run to the station and grab a cop's gun.
06:47Yeah.
06:47What sitcom is that?
06:49I don't know.
06:50Two and a half men.
06:51I don't know.
06:52It's a movie style.
06:52You guys remember the episode where a half man walks in and grabs the gun.
06:57What he tells me is that Beardsley has been watching Bat Child because actually it was the perfect gift.
07:04Well you didn't get the gift.
07:05Yeah, I ended up with a big rock that I put a vagina monologue's mirror on.
07:10But yeah, sure.
07:11The one thing we can't see ourselves in.
07:14When you were like, I want you, you look in the mirror and understand, just fully doing a vagina monologue.
07:20Is that from vagina monologues?
07:22I did not know that.
07:24I thought it was just like a-
07:25The premise of vagina monologues is like women don't look at their vagina enough.
07:28You have no idea what's going on down there so you use a hand mirror and you just spend some
07:32time.
07:32I'm genuinely so jealous of you for not knowing that.
07:37I thought vagina monologues was just like people going off and doing slam poetry about their poses.
07:41Well it is, but then all the poems are about what I was just talking about.
07:44The premise, this is the premise of, again, when I think of H.J., I think of Daniel Plainview.
07:49I think of fucking Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview.
07:53Full duck face on a bird scooter getting riddled with bullets.
07:59Blood.
07:59The way it honestly turned out perfectly.
08:01The way it turned out perfectly.
08:04Because otherwise, you getting shot off of a scooter into a river ended up being perfect because it's like you
08:15washed away, so you're gone.
08:17You washed away.
08:17Because otherwise, had that exact thing not happened, there would have just been a manhunt for you.
08:22Yes.
08:22The rest of the episode would have been trying to figure out how to get a manhunt before you died.
08:26I mean, H.J. just can't be here anymore.
08:29Totally.
08:30God, that's so funny.
08:31You gotta shave the hundle, oh my god.
08:33Yeah, the mustache goes away.
08:35You gotta shave the mustache.
08:35I think I have to perm a duck lip.
08:37Kind of dress a little bit different.
08:39And then when you saw the picture, you were like, I look back.
08:41Maybe yours was in the wedding eye.
08:43Balance on the scooter as you're getting shot.
08:46Just getting annihilated on the scooter.
08:50Fleeing a crime on a bird scooter is, I mean, just cops describe it.
08:55What's kind of like a new style?
08:57I think you gotta do like a mutton chop, you know?
08:59You could do the buccal.
09:00What is it?
09:01The way they get rid of their cheeks?
09:02The buccal?
09:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:04I get it.
09:04That's gone.
09:05Buy more men clothes, everybody.
09:08Oh, sure.
09:10Fat removal.
09:12Fat removal.
09:13Sure, yeah, yeah.
09:14Be like.
09:15Sure, yeah, yeah.
09:15Maybe removal.
09:17You should be one of those vampire facials where they take blood out of you and then inject
09:21it back into your face or something weird like that.
09:24Okay, I'll do that.
09:25Really intense.
09:27The gumbaroo fight was deadly, deadly.
09:30Oh my god, scary.
09:30Just fucking scary gumbaroo.
09:32That's a real piece of American folklore.
09:34Lumberjack folklore, the gumbaroo.
09:36And in it, it's that they are vulnerable to fire and make it?
09:39Yes, and make it.
09:40It's awesome.
09:41They don't ascribe to Pokemon rules.
09:42They don't ascribe to Pokemon rules.
09:44They do not.
09:44They make fire and they are very vulnerable to fire.
09:48Thank God you guys know how to fight these sorts of things.
09:50I know.
09:50Yes, I am fully useless to the point where me being there would have made it more dangerous
09:55for everybody.
09:56God, I love that so much.
09:58The fucking, the H.J. being, the Jack of the Pines and seeing the light and taking off.
10:04Yes.
10:04As horrifying.
10:06The green light.
10:06The green light.
10:07The Douglases are one of the worst things I've ever made up.
10:09I think the Douglases.
10:10They are nasty.
10:10They are nasty.
10:10I think we've sort of been avoiding them because we know how nasty they are.
10:14Yeah, for sure.
10:15You also love to make a villain whose name we can't say without something crazy happening.
10:20Yeah.
10:20That's right.
10:21We had the very end.
10:22We had Jack of the Pines.
10:23But the interesting thing is, Batchild said it, but it went for Cody.
10:28I know.
10:29So it can maybe, it knows where we are.
10:32It could be like, sunny.
10:32I feel like they've been, that's probably a longer term piece.
10:36There's probably some, yeah, some research to do here.
10:38Maya seemed to know about it.
10:40Are the stones keeping it back in the forest?
10:43Maybe.
10:43I think the stones are part of like some kind of ritual of becoming a werewolf.
10:47Yeah.
10:47Is that how it's not able to like reach it?
10:49Because Cody's pretty close to the edge there.
10:51The werewolves in the Jack of the Pines have been enemies since time immemorial.
10:55We all know that.
10:57And to think, you guys are having a big meeting of all the magical denizens of Purpy and not inviting
11:01Kelly, who sleeps in a hole under someone's edge.
11:03She doesn't know I'm a vampire.
11:04Also really love the other vampire going, she's not real.
11:07She's not real.
11:08At which point I would.
11:10She lied to you.
11:10What if.
11:11But she did make magic, she did a magical thing.
11:13But the other vampires.
11:14She spun around in gold coins and light.
11:15But the other vampires also.
11:16Which like a magician could do.
11:17Which a magician could do.
11:19No, but she's living in a hedge, but she had gold magic charms.
11:23I think you.
11:23I kind of love the idea.
11:24Well, she'd be hooked up with just kind of like a girl.
11:26You think like a magician at the magic castle couldn't make charms come out of their
11:30sleep.
11:30Of course they could.
11:31But the vampires also didn't believe in Bigfoot.
11:34Yeah.
11:35That's true too.
11:36Well, that could be.
11:37And girls don't do magic.
11:38That's a boy.
11:40Girls do not do magic.
11:42Magic.
11:42Not do magic.
11:43Girls do real magic.
11:44Boys do fake magic with sleight of hand.
11:48There was a real, there was a, and then we had these two enormous meetings.
11:54Koshay and Ermin.
11:55We had a little Koshay heart to heart with Zaith.
11:57Wow.
11:58And it is true.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Getting his stuff together.
12:01Yeah.
12:01We're like.
12:02We're figuring it out.
12:03Dialed in.
12:04You might finally pass high school.
12:05There you go.
12:06Dialed in.
12:07The GED was a cool part that you added to your character.
12:10And then you guys.
12:11The character's working on his GED.
12:13That's so cool.
12:13And then you guys went with Maya and Cody to smoke weed in front of a giant picture of
12:19Richard Nixon outside of a weird Cold War laboratory.
12:22Yeah.
12:22That's what I'm gonna do tonight.
12:23That's what I'm gonna do tonight.
12:23There it is.
12:24I'm leaving from this warehouse and going to another one.
12:27Oh yeah, brother.
12:28What did you guys, in terms of walking away from the meetings with these various, it's
12:33hard to call Maya and Cody a faction.
12:36I don't know if two people creates a faction.
12:38Well, it seems like it.
12:39We haven't met this.
12:40Well, I mean.
12:41I've never had any allegiance to the vampires.
12:44Yeah.
12:44I think I was just like, it is that sort of thing of assuming that, assuming their level
12:51of power in this sort of system and feeling like, well, that's a brick wall we're up against,
13:00but maybe it's not.
13:02Maybe we can smash through that.
13:06Yeah, totally.
13:07What the power that it gave both of you, like getting temp powers, all your hunger gone,
13:14and the shit that's gonna suck to try to get rid of at the start of every day.
13:19Yeah, Cody fucking King Chiller was very down to help you guys.
13:24So this is like Jawbone's origin story?
13:26This is Jawbone's origin story.
13:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
13:29That's great.
13:30No, I think Jawbone is way less chill than Cody.
13:33Jawbone's very excitable.
13:35Cody hasn't seen enough yet, though.
13:37Cody hasn't seen enough.
13:38This is the beginning of his life.
13:40Then he goes off, joins that biker gang.
13:43No, but it's very cool.
13:44But I did like that you guys caught his whole deal was gotta stay calm for werewolfing out specifically.
13:52Yeah, sure.
13:53Wow.
13:54You know, it's hard when we just had such a nice meeting with them and such a bad meeting with
13:58the vampires.
13:59Yeah, it really was tough.
14:00Such a bad vampire.
14:00They were really mean to us.
14:02They've been trying really hard.
14:04Yeah.
14:04It's hard.
14:05I'm like, I don't really, like those vampires will just come kill us.
14:10So we do have to be careful.
14:11What if this would we choose to do for ourselves?
14:14Like really just one.
14:15Nancy Danderhoof of Pulitzer.
14:16Nancy Danderhoof of Pulitzer.
14:17Nancy Danderhoof of Pulitzer.
14:17And then embrace the mortal mages and then destroy.
14:20We should make our own 13 tasks.
14:23Take care.
14:23Take care of any fae ghosts and demons.
14:26I like the idea of taking care of the ghosts.
14:28We got rid of the ghosts.
14:30Set up a college fund.
14:31I fucked the leprechaun, so we just have demons to go.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Oh, and then like maybe the owl was the demon.
14:37Was the demon, maybe?
14:38Owl could have been a demon.
14:39Oh.
14:39I mean, I'm eager to command the flow of money and master the engines of the tree.
14:43Yeah.
14:43And we've planted the seeds, we need to be doing those things.
14:45We can make our own, but then add dingo bus line.
14:48Yeah.
14:49Add, uh, cut off the big tree's dick.
14:53For Christmas next year, then we have another Christmas tree.
14:57And we'd have to spend $18,000 on it.
15:00We make it look like there's a giant one of the fire bears, but inside is a wood chipper.
15:09And when he goes to fuck the fire bear, it's a wood chipper.
15:13Make eye contact with me.
15:15It's like a Trojan bear.
15:17You wanna make a gumbaroo shaped wood chipper so that Jack of the Pines arrives at the gumbaroo, says I'm
15:23here to fuck you like we talked again.
15:25So we're making a real doll for the Jack of the Pines.
15:29So upsetting.
15:30So upsetting.
15:30And then he puts his dick inside of the camera.
15:33Go brew a wood chipper.
15:34Screams it out of the can.
15:39When we come back to the next episode, I guess we'll start with, we'll have the continuation.
15:42You're gonna be at Austin?
15:44Yeah, I'll be Austin.
15:45Yeah, you already got it.
15:46I'm gonna be wearing a cowboy hat and just doing separate scenes.
15:50Oh my god, that's so funny.
15:51It's just me hanging out at craft breweries.
15:53It's fun.
15:55I think you could really explore that option and I think you would end up feeling hollow for it.
16:00So I'm down for you to try it.
16:02Don't do it, Vespa.
16:03Oh yeah, we just do two episodes of me and Austin.
16:06It's like when the actor just has a different schedule.
16:09Yeah, exactly.
16:10So they have to go off and do the golden bachelor for a couple of episodes.
16:13That's how confident I am in our perpy relationship.
16:16Yeah, actually, yeah, you'd miss it.
16:18Let's do it.
16:19Me and Brendan will do a couple of one on one episodes.
16:21That's just Levante and Austin.
16:23Empty table, you too.
16:24Empty table, we don't even bring any characters.
16:26Us just in cowboy hats, you know.
16:29Just solving vampire social problems.
16:31Yeah, exactly.
16:32Just being like, ah, somebody else got eaten at mothership.
16:37Joe!
16:38And no one had their phones.
16:40And no one had their phones.
16:43Yeah, it's very, well, I mean, scale of one to ten.
16:46How tempting is that?
16:48Eight.
16:48Eight, yeah.
16:49Nine.
16:50Nine.
16:50Yeah.
16:51What are you talking about?
16:52I've been doing it.
16:52Don't touch me, Zach.
16:54Don't.
16:55Oh, shit.
16:56Oh, no.
16:58Because Levante does have to, you know, like, oh!
17:02Levante does have to keep talking.
17:04Zach, come on.
17:05Undress me.
17:07Oh.
17:08Woo!
17:08Woo!
17:10Please stop talking.
17:11What's up?
17:12Hey, what's up, man?
17:13Put a little hole under your outfit.
17:15Let me put this in your little hole.
17:19What's up, man?
17:20Because the, there is a certain degree of, there's a certain degree of, sorry, there's a certain degree of, like,
17:34looking at that temptation there and having to think carefully.
17:37Like, you know, how much stuff did Levante, like, Levante didn't get shot by a bunch of, like, squad cars
17:44on a bird scooter.
17:45Levante didn't get a, didn't, like, behead some people.
17:49He didn't, you know, like, and he's sort of like, I don't know, there's, like, doing some cleanup out here
17:53and maybe it'd be nice to squirrel away off in Austin.
17:56Maybe it'd be sick to just go work part time at the Outer Ridge Skate Shop in San Diego and
18:04just fucking chill, you know?
18:08Totally.
18:08Or maybe you stay.
18:09Maybe you stay and your dog's the mayor and you never leave.
18:13You know, me and Patty are gonna have a heart to heart next episode.
18:16That's what's happening.
18:18Yup.
18:18I'm walking straight into that kid's house sitting on his couch being like, what are we doing, man?
18:22What are we doing with our lives?
18:27Do we just, we spent our whole lives running?
18:30I love it.
18:31Yeah, I totally forgot about Patty Babcock at the Outer Ridge Skate Shop.
18:34The fact that you've forgotten is crazy because I have a...
18:37You wrote it down.
18:37I remember.
18:39I had a whole second plan for, that was gonna involve us starting a corporation that's called Skate Free Purpee
18:46that is about centering Purpee as the home of indie skate in all of America.
18:52And then we were gonna have a sponsored event where we were gonna have Outer Ridge, we were gonna invite
18:58all the biggest names in indie skate.
18:59Hey, don't say we were gonna.
19:00It's all happening.
19:01It's happening.
19:02It's happening next episode.
19:03Night Skate.
19:04Skate Free Purpee, dude.
19:05Yeah, huge skate park.
19:06I will bring up that Skate Free does sound like there are no skates in Purpee.
19:11No, no it's...
19:12Skateless.
19:13It's just confusing.
19:14Free from the shackles of corporate.
19:16You know it.
19:18You know it.
19:19You know it.
19:19Let me tell you what makes skating a little bit easier.
19:23It's her and him and her.
19:28That was a solid one.
19:30You know it.
19:31You know it.
19:34Yeah, true.
19:35Well, we'll see, when we come back,
19:37I guess we'll continue, like, Maya and Cody
19:39are still around talking to you guys about,
19:43there's still more for them in terms of like,
19:45they clearly are very grateful that you guys are here
19:49trying to help the town.
19:51A little bit bewildered.
19:55What?
19:56What happened?
19:57Sorry.
19:57A little bit bewildered.
19:59No, it's okay, sometimes I just talk about this story
20:03and Allie can't.
20:03No, no.
20:05Hey, hey, hey.
20:08Easy.
20:09Easy.
20:10A picture of Richard Nixon just under the table.
20:17Like, kind of looking at it.
20:20Hey, if you email that to yourself,
20:23you'll be able to.
20:23Brennan's not happy about it.
20:24Brennan doesn't think it's funny.
20:25I'm not happy about it?
20:26What do you mean, I'm not happy about it?
20:27Lucky you.
20:28I was trying to see if I could find one of him smiling.
20:31You think I'm unhappy about this?
20:32Yes!
20:33Yes!
20:34Wow!
20:36Smiling Richard Nixon,
20:38courtesy of Lorekeeper Skysmith,
20:40looking so awesome.
20:41Dead eyes.
20:41Dead eyes.
20:42Really upsetting.
20:43You looked insane because you were like,
20:46I think, waiting for the right moment to interject.
20:49Totally, and you just looked over.
20:50But we're just holding at the ready.
20:52And it just looked like you're secretly.
20:54I was like, secretly.
20:55And you too, Murph, you're also a fan.
20:57Come on, no, that's not real.
20:59Can we get shirts?
21:00Someone stretch that face.
21:01I think so.
21:02This is a good one.
21:03That's a good one.
21:04I think it's fake.
21:05This one feels fake.
21:06I am not smiling.
21:07I'm not smiling.
21:08Ew!
21:08You can't prove that I'm smiling.
21:10Ew!
21:10You want to see Nixon's resignation lunch?
21:14What?
21:14What is it, a pancake?
21:15Oh, he always had a...
21:16It's a ring of pineapple with a tiny scoop of cottage cheese
21:19and a large glass of milk.
21:21That's probably what the lumber mill smelled like.
21:23Ew!
21:23On a silver tray.
21:24Ew!
21:25Goddamn.
21:26That's what he's smiling about.
21:27You see that picture?
21:28That's what he's smiling about.
21:29Yeah, he's looking down going...
21:31Well, when we return, you have some dark deeds
21:35have been put before you by the Camarilla.
21:37Madelaine has a lot to think about.
21:38Ooh, PvP.
21:40Tempting.
21:41Thank God you have principles.
21:43Thank God you have principles.
21:44Thank God you have principles.
21:45And thank God Levante and Madelaine both have principles.
21:48Bat Child and Darkness Man have tasted the vitae of a lupine.
21:54And it tasted good.
21:55Okay, I have to say, I didn't want to make it obvious in the moment.
21:59I think that was the most erotic moment of Bat Child.
22:01That she's ever had.
22:02When you took his shirt off and you both...
22:04It felt like you were both gonna lean in by his neck.
22:07Now that's the most sexual episode.
22:10But I was sitting there being like, I don't want him to know
22:14that this is erotic for me because I do actually need this.
22:17It's the little superhero.
22:19But secretly, I was like, happy birthday to me.
22:23Happy birthday.
22:24He's like, I gotta take my t-shirt.
22:25What's also funny is he got teleported out of there in wolf form.
22:28So he is naked wherever he is.
22:30His clothes are all on the ground.
22:31You gotta find him.
22:33Bat Child's gotta find him.
22:34She's always, he's out of my league.
22:39And then Zaith, it's tough because your sire, he likes you, man.
22:44But he has a different vision for what your life should be like.
22:47Maybe we can convince him to be cool about it.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Right?
22:52Maybe.
22:53I thought he seemed kind of proud of you.
22:55Be some infrastructure.
22:55Yeah.
22:56We got it together.
22:57We got it together.
22:58He went along with the birthday gift.
23:00He went along with the birthday gift.
23:01He clearly loves you.
23:02Yeah, he gave me a stolen dad.
23:03I love that you called him your dad.
23:05Yeah.
23:05Sort of my dad.
23:06Intimate.
23:07My dad.
23:07My dad.
23:08My dad.
23:10And H.J., there's now a wanted poster for your duck face version.
23:14Oh, that one's wanted.
23:16That one's wanted.
23:17Oh, so I don't have to follow that lifestyle.
23:19Okay, that's good.
23:20So I can be normal.
23:21Still maybe consider it.
23:22You can be normal, but whenever you...
23:23I'm still gonna get the buccal five.
23:27And that's all for this episode of Adventuring Party.
23:29We'll see you all next week on another episode of Dimension 20 City Council of Darkness.
23:33See you in the dark.
23:34See you in the dark.
23:34Last time I saw the vagina monologues, I was so drunk.
23:37And I was just screaming happy fact over and over again.
23:41You've seen it multiple times?
23:43I've seen it like three or four times.
23:45And the last time I saw it, I was so drunk.
23:47You were really...
23:48Lasted at the vagina.
23:49They only happened like on college campus.
23:51Damn right they did.
23:52Okay, okay.
23:53I was like, what were you saying?
23:54You went back to a college campus and got super drunk?
23:56No, it was when I was in college.
23:59And my friends...
23:59You were screaming happy fact?
24:00Well, so there's some darker themes so that throughout the show you can yell happy fact.
24:05And a woman will come out and tell you a happy fact about vaginas.
24:08She only has one.
24:10And it's that there are a bunch of nerve endings in the clitoris.
24:12So about the sixth time she came out...
24:17I made that woman come out like seven or eight times.
24:20And she went, still, the clitoris has a lot of nerve endings, sir.
24:24So you're heckled at the vagina.
24:26I have heckled at the vagina monologues to the point where I impacted the show.
24:30And also a plain white tease concert.
24:32I demanded the drummer come out and sing Hey There Delilah.
24:35And he did.
24:38How did you articulate that?
24:40His name...
24:40I knew his name and I would just scream it over and over again in the silence.
24:45To the point where when the guy, whoever his name is, came out and was like,
24:48I think that I should bring the drummer out here to help me.
24:51And I went...
24:52I lost my fucking mind.
24:53And then he did come out and they sang it together.
24:55It was fucking...
24:56I was menace.
24:57I lost my fucking face.
24:57I lost my face.
24:58I lost my face.
24:59Ha ha ha ha.
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