00:02Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to unveil my newest evil organization.
00:07I shall call it Menace Mobile.
00:11We'll have the most confusing pricing and plans of all time.
00:15Dr. Evil, it's genius.
00:17Sucks.
00:19Scott, something you'd like to add?
00:21Yeah, this isn't evil.
00:22This is just typical phone company stuff.
00:24Hum-hum-a-what?
00:25It's literally what everyone already hates.
00:28No, Scott.
00:28You're literally what everyone hates.
00:32You're not-
00:33It's the game, not the play-out.
00:34What are you even talking about?
00:35Hate is great.
00:36You just-
00:37Hey, Caspery.
00:38This is my hates after you.
00:39That doesn't even make sense.
00:40My favorite country, Haiti.
00:42Whatever.
00:43Diabolical phone companies are why we're all switching to Verizon.
00:46I thought Verizon was just like the rest of the wireless organizations.
00:50Well, they were, but not anymore.
00:52They just got rid of activation and upgrade fees.
00:55They're changing everything.
00:56Frau, you switching?
00:58Yes, doctor.
00:59I get cash back every month.
01:02Bring in the Verizon dollars for everyone!
01:11You too, number two?
01:14It's true, Dr. Evil.
01:17Verizon's new plan is simpler than ever before.
01:20There's just one plan and one price.
01:22They even call it the simplicity plan.
01:26Who are you talking to?
01:28Nobody.
01:30Look, the point is nobody wants to join your stupid phone service.
01:34We're with Verizon now.
01:35So, you're all choosing Verizon, hmm?
01:38That's cool.
01:39Totes, totes, magotes.
01:41All good.
01:41Just one more thing.
01:43This organization does not tolerate traitors.
01:47Prepare to die!
01:48Goodbye activation and upgrade fees.
01:51Hello, Verizon dollars for every customer.
01:54And now, introducing the all-new Simplicity plan.
01:57Can you hear me now?
01:58Woohoo-hoo-hoo!
01:59Woohoo-hoo-hoo!
02:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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