00:02you can call me a Lara yes of the illustrious Ethan family
00:12I don't like apples and I really don't want to go to that gala that's enough I've had enough of
00:18this emotional emotional performance right and now comes the part where you call me immature
00:23and ungrateful am I right dear mother yeah I know family reputation wait not
00:29reputation I was just wondering are naughty little girls allowed to come to the charity gala
00:34so you know how everyone has a superpower right well I've got one too mine is good luck I can't
00:43control it at all it's just random chance so is it really good luck or just chaos that happens to
00:52fall
00:52in my favor sometimes after reportedly losing control anyway that's me so how about we talk
01:02about how we're gonna go big shall we item 547 animate banana repetitive calisthenic motion
01:16not okay all right item 631 a set of dentures possessed by a human soul tragic really all
01:22right next item 734 a toy whose tears are more valuable than its feelings literally shit fuck off
01:37wild I know welcome to my world seven years ago an asteroid named the messenger rushed past the earth
01:45it didn't bring the end of the world instead it left behind a gift superpower we discovered that
01:52even if you can suddenly talk to squirrels Monday morning still feels exactly like a Monday morning oh
01:59shit overnight people all across the globe began to manifest the strangest assortment of superpowers
02:07sociologists call it the great awakening and just like that a new hierarchy was born it ranges from the
02:15world-destroying s-class to my useless d-class the kind that can only add narration to things she is
02:21powerful valiant and let's be honest so incredibly cool I want to marry her anyway am I dead right now
02:48doctor bones what are you doing here too that's enough out of you and I get the step
02:56oh god damn gravity I swear leo was a pancake and he just yanked him straight back from the pearly
03:03gates that was incredible dr bones sorry about that leo drank a bit too much last night the
03:09mac grip was acting up again relax rufus just think of it as a 30 minute coffee break for us
03:16I heard heaven sent you back did your d rank not meet the entry requirements that's enough you've gone too
03:23far
03:23leo my office now
03:33where's leo leo my office now
03:37leo's dead for sure this time so long sucker
03:41leo leo don't be slow there's something you need to know
03:48leo leo leo take a chair
03:51let's clear the air about that last repair
03:56i'm so screwed
03:58family good good work good good need
04:01anything nope good
04:02that was a nasty spill out there
04:05You look like hell.
04:07Go on, clock out for the day.
04:10Go home and get some rest.
04:12Wait, for real?
04:13Thank you so much, boss.
04:15Don't mention it.
04:16I've approved you for permanent rest.
04:20Wait, what?
04:21Your position has been replaced by an AI I trained myself.
04:26Honestly, it's faster and more accurate than your narration ability could ever hope to be.
04:36Get the hell out of my factory.
04:39You're fired.
04:40Okay, I'm going.
04:41Um, am I supposed to clock out first?
04:50Yep, just got fired.
04:52Which isn't a surprise.
04:54I mean, a power that just adds narration to things is about as useless as it gets.
04:59Good people, bad people, gay.
05:01My superpower?
05:02Good luck.
05:03Except I can't control it.
05:05How is that a superpower?
05:06Last slice is gone.
05:08The last one just sold?
05:09We don't sell cigarettes.
05:10Sorry, sold out.
05:11I'm doing you a favor.
05:12The movie's terrible.
05:13What the hell kind of good luck is this?
05:15That B-rank flyer up there?
05:17Racing to his mistress, I guess.
05:20That C-rank speedster?
05:22Delivering an ability booster he can't afford himself.
05:26Pathetic.
05:26In a world where everyone became a hero,
05:29I became the punchline.
05:32I know I'm useless,
05:33but does the universe have to kill me again?
05:47I'm so dead.
05:48Come on, Leo.
05:49Say something.
05:51Anything.
05:52The runaway truck is supposed to hit the cake shop.
06:02Holy shit.
06:04Wait, the truck.
06:06It actually hit the cake shop?
06:08No, please.
06:09So you're probably wondering what the hell was that?
06:12To answer that, we need to talk about her.
06:14The one who started it all.
06:16The young lady of the Ethan family.
06:18My left, boring.
06:20My right, hypocrisy.
06:22I'll choose the middle.
06:25Still upset about that useless little power of yours,
06:29my dear sister?
06:30Don't be like that, darling.
06:32Hilara is just fond of surprises.
06:36The kind that ruin a perfectly good thing.
06:38Or have you forgotten, my dear ex-girlfriend?
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