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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye friends.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witnesses to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:32Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:45Oh my god
02:49OMG
02:51No, what the hell
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Woo
03:10Oh my
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you alright
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Here's the way
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:09The funny Scottish guy
04:10No, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06I'll take to the air
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22Look, and that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:32Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:47Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut
05:57Cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:01Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:15I'm starting my hair
06:21I'm really looking at my the Π ΠΎΡΡΠΈΠΈ
06:28I'm looking at my wall
06:28Yeah, look at my hair
06:39I can't see myself
06:42I'm looking at my eyes
06:42I'm getting all those things
06:43I can't see myself
06:43You're looking at my eyes
06:45I've been straight trippin' when I see yourself in place freaking, can you feel it, countdown, space dippin' when I
06:56break it, move, out, now, can we move it like that?
07:02What's that saying? You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince. Is that it? I know
07:08it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth, period. I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here, but I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home. I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone. You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance, the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up.
08:05This time, there are no games. It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year, but one thing that will never change are the
08:24get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you sure? Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant. Look at that. Professional.
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:53Bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated one who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want eyes lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island?
09:56No.
09:57Like, just the full hang.
09:58Like, what is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire, turns out he was just
11:27getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is that a fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57It means you're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her...
12:59How is she filling Grant?
13:00No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to filling Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:42What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east...
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North-west?
14:29North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Essex is near.
14:33OK, just simple, simple words.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25...
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25...
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:54Where like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:23No one knows their junctions.
15:24No one knows their junctions.
15:25No one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27I've never been asked.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask OP, what are you
15:41like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like.
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What OP like?
15:53The week.
16:07Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go. One, two, three. I believe in cheese. Can you stop, please? No, my G, because I'm repping
16:27about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard-hitting clips.
16:43And again! And again! And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck or moza?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But what's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually like, uns,
17:23uns, uns, you know what I mean?
17:25There's, there's, there's, like, again, Ops is a different, Ops, Ops is a, I'm like an onion, you see that
17:29whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion. Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that. Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there? Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea, Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport, but
17:56not inside the villa.
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who? Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually. I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish, innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, I thought.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek? Is that what, like, what's...
18:19You can be Fiona, and then he can be Lord Farquhar.
18:22Lord Farquhar.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily, she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true. Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our owners had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes.
19:28Suck the toes.
19:29So let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj.
19:38Samuraj.
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh, no.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh.
19:55Oh.
19:57Oh, no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down, though, and then put this leg over like this.
20:04Oh, my.
20:05Oh, my.
20:08I love that one, too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh.
20:29That was that one.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:57Yeah.
20:58Oh.
21:01Ellie.
21:02Yay!
21:05Yay!
21:06Yay!
21:06Yay!
21:06Yay!
21:07Ding, ding, ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14Oh!
21:15You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:17Do you fuck the kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Do you want it?
21:25I'm so sad.
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:29Oh!
21:33Yay!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34Wait a minute, you've won!
21:35You can just do it in here if you want!
21:36Oh, do it in here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it, though.
21:40Yay!
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:45Yay!
21:47Yay!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:18Hands up for toe sucking!
22:21There's more than me thought!
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot!
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:40Ha ha ha!
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52I think, you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, like I'm talking to you now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:29I just told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands,
23:35but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ass?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four!
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What?
24:24Do you not fill it up?
24:25Do you not fill it up?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that and I will see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That would do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy.
24:46I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25OK, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, wait!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker!
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Wait, where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mads!
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Perry the platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah.
27:55I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like...
28:09You're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yeah, you are out BBC4.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder, miss you.
28:30Ooh.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this how down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanking, I'm serious.
29:53Cos when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and I'm gonna have to
29:56go out and
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh, my fuck.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52Yeah.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55a man.
30:57A man?
30:59Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slap me.
31:32I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:44Why?
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, with that.
33:06Um...
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quicker.
33:36Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:48Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got a second of shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We didn't re-enact him.
34:56OK, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Are you, right?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:24right ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:29this is like year 11 drama
35:36right so you're singing oh no you saw this one you saw didn't you
35:40right go go go which one of you has done that
35:43shit and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:48well that's fucking one of yours
35:51disgusting
35:56sorry oh good brother
35:59just do you make her laugh no
36:02i don't
36:03do you know what i mean this bit much i think it's a bit over the top now
36:13yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22oh you just put your hand in there all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the time the opie hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voice over booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good boy ramsey
38:56doesn't it smells good too don't it
38:58is this mine
38:58you're right you're right
39:02are you joking me
39:03are you going to come and have a girl's shower can we share it
39:09what has it been rubbed it's just been rubbed mate i know it's all right make another one
39:15oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom don't moan babe what did what she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then sorry it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:34oh my god that is the best thing i've ever tasted
39:43that's giving me goosebumps i've got full on chibbers
39:48do you want to have light i would
39:51yes she would how good is that how good is this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission
40:29from maya islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny first
40:42everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as sam raj and
40:48ellie were sent packing
40:52alien sam raj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke
40:58it is a joke san raj i told you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready also ready
41:06were two
41:06brand new bombshells so ellie and sam raj went from dumped to double dates and here are some delicious
41:15unseen bits that you didn't get to see nice lovely innit sorry what was your name cavern
41:21cavern yeah the case different than that cavern cavern yeah that sounds horrible saying that where
41:26are you from you got me with an accent have a guess welsh no no scottish yeah 50 50. i
41:35was
41:35going to say close enough but it's miles up i'm a model darling i'm used to the cameras make sure
41:40you
41:40get my good side okay cheers to us indeed sorry i just want to wait yeah i need to put
41:50this down
41:51i actually can't see that thing i should have got that bow toes down because i'm slitting in that
41:55now no we're not it's okay there's a yeah i was going to say you don't want that anything
42:00what's going to happen come on let's go let's go oh it's fine
42:09hit my head
42:16it's back it's time for beat up bonanza
42:22i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was to be fair i have the world's
42:38crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:57i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one beds a lot worse than this
43:08one but this
43:08one's pure manga
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:26huh maybe i don't know
43:32what's going on
43:43oh it goes like this
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so that I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that alright?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more Beach Hopinanda!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time we got out of the room.
44:46If it doesn't do it, it'll run.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:21Bye!
45:23Bye!
45:24Bye!
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