00:00listen before I go on
00:02I want to make something clear
00:04okay
00:04I have a hunch you're not a fan of Facebook
00:07but I am
00:08I am here to help Facebook
00:10not hurt it
00:11okay
00:12you send me a message
00:14what would you like to talk about?
00:19the chairman gavels a session to order
00:23you'll read your opening statement
00:25which we'll skip past for now
00:26that's a separate session
00:27and we'll move to witness questioning
00:32spell your name and state your current occupation for the record
00:35M-A-R-K-Z-U-C-K-E-R-B-E-R-G
00:38and your occupation?
00:42I'm a professional defendant
00:43I ran class fires on political groups where 30% of content hits multiple risk factors
00:48hang on, I don't understand what you're saying
00:50aren't you a tech reporter?
00:52ish
00:53ish?
00:54these guys are counting on the next round of congressional testimony
00:57to make you likable, Mark
00:58I'm happy to lend a hand, but I think you're doomed
01:04this company and that guy are playing an unprecedented role in our lives
01:10the fire hose of bad information you are injecting into the air supply is becoming jet powered
01:15I'm a free speech absolutist
01:16I'm not the one who's lying
01:18and I'm not stopping them from seeing someone who is
01:22anxiety, depression of teenage girls got worse
01:24as a result of time spent on the platform
01:26senior leadership knows and is doing nothing
01:29I know there are easier enemies to make
01:31the mafia would be an easier enemy to make
01:34so what would you need?
01:36to stand up the story, the internal documents
01:37this is a material violation of my MBA
01:40we're twice as big as the biggest country on earth
01:42we're not frightened of congress, we're post-government around here
01:45please, please let me quote that
01:48we have 102 hours to get everything
01:50she's gonna get sued into small pieces
01:52I don't want to be made an example of by a guy with unlimited resources
01:56harm I promise you is imminent
01:58enough!
02:00people around here understand that when I say no, that's the end of the debate
02:04I'm not two years out of a dorm room anymore, Charlie, look around
02:14I don't know what the girl thinks she's doing
02:17she's disrupting
02:26you
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