00:00This is like birthday, Christmas, the World Series
00:06I'm losing my virginity all at the same time
00:08The biggest thing I've ever done will be tonight
00:20My dog loves me so much
00:21He cannot control his own bodily functions
00:24When I would go home, I would immediately pick him up before anything
00:27And then my girlfriend would get mad
00:29How come you don't come to me first?
00:31Because the dog loves me more
00:32How do you know I don't love you more?
00:34I said, I don't see a puddle
00:37Mira, drive
00:40I once was vegan
00:42I know somebody's like, no, yeah
00:46I was vegan for a little under a year
00:49Now I know some of you are probably thinking
00:50You weren't even vegan then if it was less than a year
00:52Anyone who has gone on a diet knows
00:55How hard it is to change your eating habits
00:58For one week, much less a year
01:00You're going to lose weight
01:01And we're not lying
01:03I lost weight, patience and friends
01:10I'm just here to let you know
01:12I'm back
01:12I don't know
01:29Sous-titrage FR ?
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