00:00I make a living talking to myself
00:02which means some forms of mental illness
00:04actually pay off.
00:08Stop it!
00:09You're so cute when you're angry.
00:12Bubba J, you're an alcoholic.
00:14You say that like it's a bad thing.
00:17Oh, shut the hell up.
00:20Stop talking to me like that!
00:23Was it bad that I unplugged
00:25my cousin's life support to charge my phone?
00:29Well, Larry, you know
00:30my opinion on Trump.
00:32Just because you're famous
00:34does not mean you're smart.
00:36No one effin' cares.
00:38Hey, Jeff, tell everyone where
00:40your star is on a Hollywood Walk of Fame.
00:42It's in front of
00:44the CVS Pharmacy!
00:47Nine, go look at your star, then go inside
00:50and get something for my jockage.
00:53Silence!
00:58There's no one.
01:00There's nothing.
01:02I'm happy.
01:09You've got a man?
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