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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13For more information, please do not see you on YouTube.
01:14Bye for now!
01:15Bye for now!
01:15Bye for now!
01:16Bye for now!
01:29Bye for now!
01:33Six days earlier!
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:51OMG
02:52No, I'm going to be sorry
02:53No, what the hell
02:57Help
02:58Yeah
03:00Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you
03:06Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:08Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you all right?
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:26Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:28Yeah
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:37To the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no
03:52They've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meow-a-jammer
03:57Get me meow-a-jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I've just seen these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:22And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out
05:33Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god
05:43Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's...
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Oh my god
05:59Ooh, it's a hat
06:02You guys
06:02You guys look a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:20backup
06:20Out
06:21Out
06:21Out
06:21Out
06:22Out
06:23Out
06:23Out
06:23Out
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
07:02What's that saying? You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince. Is that it? I know
07:08it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying, I've changed it. I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth, period.
07:17I actually just don't. And if you know someone like me, please call the number here. But I don't think
07:21you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home. I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone. You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance, the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up.
08:05This time, there are no games. It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yeah, Slaband is doing things a little differently this year, but one thing that will never change are the
08:24get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant. Look at that. Professional.
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'll let you get some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:51Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:53Bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:20Erm.
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there.
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:52Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle.
09:54It's an island.
09:56No.
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:21I went...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire, turns out he was just
11:27getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32I would say...
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57Like you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55No, she actually like...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:42What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east...
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North-west?
14:29North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Essex is near.
14:33OK, just simple, simple words.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25...
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25...
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:54Where like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:23No one knows their junctions.
15:24No one knows their junctions.
15:25No one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27I've never been asked.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask OP, what are you
15:41like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like.
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What OP like?
16:07Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17here we go one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping
16:27about cheese anything you want from us girls go to the end pose come back and then i'll go
16:32if you say so we'll give you the energy boost you need we've got hard hitting clips
16:43and again and again and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duffel moza
16:54it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goat
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opi while talking about his favorite subject
17:14opi but what's opi like people always think i'm all i'm going to be uns uns all the time but
17:22i'm
17:22actually like i mean there's there's like again opes is a different opes opes is a i'm like an
17:29onion you see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion caption that opi's onions
17:34that can be the opi's onions not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes
17:41people cry is a great idea opi but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55mallorca airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah it's just a wild
18:03comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of that are you calling her
18:07shrek you're in bed with shrek well done fiona
18:16donkey so what am i shrek is that what like what you can be fiona and then he can be
18:21lord farquhar
18:27where is that ogre
18:34that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could
18:59get any more blue but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one around us had to pick a phone out at random hello rainbow that phone then received a
19:16text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone oh suck the toes of an islander
19:24of your
19:24choice so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39samaraj oh here we go okay
19:44i'd suck all the toes again perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best
19:53in bed you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this
20:03i love that one too great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15let's call the samaraj special
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead oh
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin i don't think sam's got to know
20:36lola i think sam and lola could be
20:40it could be a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be
20:47with george
20:49because she likes george
20:55i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:13that's a good one you haven't got to pick me are you messing this is your time to shine
21:18do you guys
21:19do you guys
21:33do you guys
21:35You can just do it here.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, hey.
21:40Fucking hug.
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, looky!
21:45Hey!
21:49How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm touching now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:29Yes.
23:30I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's gonna fall out the cup.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I say it's up?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm gonna just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not gonna happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka frapper,
25:12knacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flailing with me?
25:32No, I swear.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, DJ?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say let's.
26:32That's me on the deck, wait!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Wait, where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like...
28:09You're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yeah, you are out BBC4.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder, miss you.
28:30Ooh.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I lowkey know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like...
28:41Yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this?
28:45How down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46Yeah.
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like...
28:51Hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:00Then you came over here and you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:12Revolution.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine, it's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52Yeah.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55a man.
30:57A man?
30:59Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:18Oh!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys, it slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03What?
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is that?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I tried my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56That's going to be called as I didn't go out.
32:56What?
32:57Oh, man.
33:06I don't know.
33:19What is that?
33:24Oh!
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36shut up i swear to god i need to fuck off you can you can just take in stuff
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yes how romantic
34:13oh the romance
34:14i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking
34:23too early about one of the funniest people to come out of scotland
34:26oh which one of you's taken a shot
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her i don't
34:45know her
34:46wish i did though i'm gonna sing shall i'd by
34:49shall i'd
34:52we did reenact
35:05so what what a character do you want first the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting
35:12did nothing right are you ready all right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:28sure lord but
35:34this is like year 11 drama
35:37right right so you're singing
35:38oh no you saw this already saw this already right go go go
35:41which one of yes has done that
35:46and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:48well that's one of yours
35:50disgusting
35:56sorry oh good brother
35:59hello
35:59just do you make her laugh no
36:02i don't
36:03do you know what i mean
36:08this bit much i think it's a bit over the top now
36:11i think they're kind of funny
36:13yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56everyone
37:57say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:17oh
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22oh you just put your hand on
38:25all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the time the opie hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aid and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good boy ramsey
38:56doesn't it smells good too don't it
38:58is this mine
38:58but it's yours
38:59you're right
39:00you're right
39:02are you joking me are you going to come and have a girl's shower
39:05can we share it
39:09what has it just been rubbed
39:11it's just been rubbed mate
39:12i know it's all right make another one
39:14round two
39:15oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom
39:20don't moan babe
39:22what did what she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then
39:26sorry it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:31i want to give the guys a
39:34oh my god that is the best thing i've ever tasted
39:43that's giving me goosebumps i've got full on chibbers
39:48do you want to have light i would
39:50she would yes she would how good is that how good is this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:04oh my god
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission from maya
40:30islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny
40:42first everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as
40:48samaraj and ellie were sent packing
40:52alien samaraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke
40:58it is a joke sam raj i told you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready
41:05also ready were two brand new bombshells so ellie and sam raj went from dumped to double dates
41:13and here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18nice lovely isn't it sorry what was your name
41:20cavern
41:21cavern you have a k it's different isn't it
41:23oh cavern
41:24cavern yeah
41:24that sounds horrible saying that
41:26where are you from you got me with an accent
41:27have a guess
41:30welsh
41:30scottish no no scottish yeah 50 50 50. i was going to say close enough but it's
41:36miles half damn it before i'm mod darling i'm used to the cameras make sure you get my good side
41:41okay
41:43cheers to us
41:46yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see that i've been found
41:52i should have got that bow toes down because i'm sprinting that now and all the way night
41:56it's okay there's a fire yeah i was going to say you don't want that in your drink
41:59it does look shit what's gonna happen come on let's go
42:03oh it's fine
42:09hit my head
42:16it's back it's time for beach art bonanza
42:21yeah i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you
42:40guys because the world needs to see it
42:58i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain
43:05so this one bed's a lot worse than this one but this one's pure minging
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:20uh
43:24uh
43:26maybe i don't know
43:32oops it looks like this
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Is it all right?
44:10Is that when I rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more Peach Up Banana!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am back home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41No!
44:42No!
44:44It's that time again.
44:47If I don't do it, it'll run.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:05Bye!
45:14Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:26Bye!
45:27Bye!
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