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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye friends.
01:14Bye friends.
01:16Peace be upon you.
01:20Peace be upon you.
01:23See you, be upon you.
01:26Peace be upon you.
01:33Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:50OMG
02:52Oh my, no I'm going to be sorry
02:53No, what the hell
02:57Help
02:59Yeah
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:03Help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:06No problem
03:08Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you all right?
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Here's the way
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone? Get me me awajama!
04:02Hello, it's me. Ian Sterling. Ian with two eyes. The funny Scottish guy. Nah, that's Lewis
04:11Capaldi. I'm at the studio. Where is everyone? Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too
04:19the series. Fancy. What do you mean it's secret? Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air. Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air again. Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Whee! Do these things have a break?
05:15Do these things have a break? Oh my gosh.
05:22And that's how free I want to be. Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:30Ah, check it out, check it out. Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing guys? News lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings. Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational. Look at the view. Love. Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people. No, like it's... Cut that. Cut, cut, cut that. Oh my god.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat. Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me. Like, I'm not actually here yet. Like, I cannot process
06:13this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
07:02What's that saying? You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your friends.
07:07Is that it? I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10No. Well, that's my saying. I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16I actually just don't. And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do. I genuinely think, I'm not even... I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle here. I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea, and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't... Ask any of my friends. Call them at home.
07:43I promise you. I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang! It's gone. You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games. It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, Lubb Island is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27There is awkward as ever. Right.
08:30Do you need help? No.
08:32Are you... Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant. Look at that. Profession... Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful. Okay.
08:40Oh, my God. This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What? On something like this. No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please. I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please. Bear with. Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Look at it. Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro. Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No. What is wrong? What?
09:09That is so... No, no, no, because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated one who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me. Yeah.
09:17Just something based on how I look. Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy. Yeah.
09:21Erm... I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give. Yeah.
09:26Boy, not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then? What's I, then? Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah. Aye. Aye.
09:43What else is there? I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen? Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:48Yes. See there?
09:51What? What? Like, that...
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle? It's an island.
09:56No! Like, just the full hang? What? What is that to you? Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker. A bunker?
10:13Aye. Aye. Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:22I went...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need? Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what? Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to... they're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie,
10:40about 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show,
10:52it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:05You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst,
11:24but au contraire, turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fart?
11:31No.
11:31Oh.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45All right, I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know, he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57Do you know what it means?
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English
12:04dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:24That's her choice.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:29So, I'm thinking, wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The EastEnders.
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54I don't think you're going to beat her.
12:54Now everyone is.
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her Instagram story when I had, it was the one year.
13:03She went, happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You.
13:32You.
13:32Me.
13:33Me.
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, where about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe way.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction is?
14:06My way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What, what, what are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is the, this is London.
14:26We're getting jobs here.
14:26Where is it like, just north of London?
14:28North, north west, northeast.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally, Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple word.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43Like a, you go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it?
14:50No, no, no, I, I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52Do you actually, do you drive to?
14:54We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoy.
14:58All right.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No.
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it, is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh my God.
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no one know their junctions?
15:24No one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked it, but it's a great junction.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie,
15:40what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually like.
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:50What's Opie like?
16:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to N's pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again, and again, and again.
16:45Woo!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck or moza?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on.
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:15But what's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet.
17:21I'm going to be unz unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like unz unz unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's, there's like, again, Opie's a different.
17:27Opie's a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie's an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea, Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:49Opie's an onion.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Don't care.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:19Like what's...
18:19Well you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:21Don't fuck off.
18:26Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way
18:59it could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:39Oh here we go, okay.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no, I'm scared.
19:59You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samraj special.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola. I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with, I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell, do you miss you?
20:56I like Robin, so.
20:58Yeah.
21:01Ellie.
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:12Oh, that's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:24I'm so excited.
21:33You win it, you win.
21:35You can just do it in here.
21:36Oh, do it in here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Fucking hug.
21:42Go on, Fitz.
21:43Tom.
21:44Oh, look at his hat.
21:45Oh, look at his hat.
21:46Oh, look at his hat.
21:48Oh, look at his hat.
21:49He's all in love, brother.
21:50He's all in love, brother.
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No, no.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:19Oh, there's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really had, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I wouldn't now.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Well, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52I think you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like,
23:00run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck
23:37those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Listen to me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Nah, that's not what it is.
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What, do I say it's up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that, is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot,
25:10mocha chocka, defrocka frapper, nacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D.
26:24Yeah, sure.
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:55Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus, Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15I don't do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder, mis-
28:30What are they doing?
28:31Ooh.
28:31What are they doing?
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you're like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:12Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation.
29:32And you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sign it myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out and I'm going to have to go out and I'm going to have
30:12to go out.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:29It's Islanders get scared by something.
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like that.
30:38That bug is like.
30:41No one's no one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:47He likes you.
30:49Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They would just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like a man.
30:57A man?
31:00Obviously if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like I think we're just like.
31:04Oh my god, sorry that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:26What the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slap me.
31:32I love you have, it hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like,
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the one.
31:51That is the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like ready to.
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa.
32:03It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56And I'll make it happen.
32:56Oh, boy.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:09Oh, my God.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36shut up i swear to god i need to fuck off you can you can just take in stuff
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way
33:48oh yes how romantic
34:12oh the romance
34:20i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you has taken a shit
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah do you know her
34:40do you know her do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit
34:44no i don't know her wish i did though i'm gonna sing shall lied by shall lied
35:01no i need to see it like front on right right hold on so what what a character do you
35:08want
35:08first the real assie there's two no the one that's sitting did nothing right you ready
35:24right ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:28shirloid but shirloid
35:34this is like year 11 drama
35:37so you're singing
35:38oh no you saw this one
35:39right go go go
35:41which one of you has done that shit
35:46and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47what was it me
35:48well that's fucking one of you has
35:50disgusting
35:54sorry
35:56oh good brother
35:59do you make her laugh
36:01no
36:02i don't
36:03ready
36:07do you know what i mean
36:08they speak much
36:09i think it's a bit over the top now
36:11i think they can't
36:12what's so funny
36:13yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:55everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22oh you've just put your hand in there
38:25all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off
38:36at last the talent that opie hasn't mastered
38:40it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aid and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good
38:55boy and ramsey
38:56doesn't it smells good too doesn't it
38:58is this mine but it's yours
38:59you're right
39:01are you joking me
39:04can we share it
39:09has it been robbed
39:11it's just been robbed
39:11i know
39:12it's all right make another one
39:14oh it's a bit soggy on that
39:16it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom
39:20don't moan babe
39:21what did she say
39:23it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then
39:26sorry it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30i want to give the guys a
39:32is it a sense of age
39:34oh my god
39:36that is the best thing i've ever diced
39:43that's giving me goosebumps
39:44i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have that
39:49i would
39:50she would
39:51yes she would
39:52how fucking good is that
39:54how good is this
39:58that's my favourite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's in a mighty mouth
40:13well this is a love island first
40:14a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission from maya
40:30islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no no i don't think it's funny no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were
40:39wrong jasmine it was funny first everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy
40:47timing as samraj and ellie were sent packing
40:52alien samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke
40:58it is a joke samraj i told you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready
41:05also ready were two brand new bombshells so ellie and samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13and here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18nice lovely isn't it sorry what was your name
41:20cavern yeah the k it's different isn't it
41:23oh cavern cavern yeah that sounds horrible saying that
41:26where are you from you got me with an accent yeah have a guess
41:30welsh no no scottish yeah 50 50. i was going to say close enough but it's a mile
41:37i'm mod darling i'm used to the cameras make sure you get my good side okay
41:43cheers cheers to us cheers indeed sorry i just pulled away
41:50yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see that thing i should have got that botox down
41:54because i'm sprinting that now no we're not it's okay there's a yeah i was going to say you don't
41:58want that anything what's gonna happen come on let's go oh it's fine
42:16it's back it's time for beach art bonanza
42:22i asked our anders to show me their party tricks party tricks i don't know uh i could do the
42:30moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you
42:40guys because the world needs to see it
42:43i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one bed's a lot worse than this
43:08one but this
43:08one's pure ringing
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:16is
43:23huh huh maybe i don't know
43:32oops it looks like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so like i can do this weird thing i can do the magic mic
43:56one
43:56where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor oh oh no
44:03i think we're okay
44:08is it all right so i've got is that one a rush to do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18beach art bonanza
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we are
44:29almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to waft com let's
44:35have one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i am just exactly how i am
44:44sex
44:49of course we are ingesting time
44:53it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else
44:55was it far we'll take a princess pop jasmine thanks see you next time bye
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