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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye!
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:32Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:45Oh my god
02:49OMG
02:51No, what the hell
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Woo
03:10Oh my
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you alright
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Here's the way
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:09The funny Scottish guy
04:10No, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06I'll take to the air
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22Look, and that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:32Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:47Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut
05:57Cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:01Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:16Tsk
06:16Tsk
06:18Tsk
06:19Link
06:19Tsk
06:21Tsk
06:22Thsk
06:23Tsk
06:34I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
06:38Tsk
07:02What's that saying, you've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, and I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, Lubb Island is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'll let you get some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:51Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56What you eating?
08:58I asked all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like,
09:14I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:37What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island.
09:56No.
09:57Like, just the full hink.
09:59What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05I don't know.
10:07Go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:22I went...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire,
11:25turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is that a fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:51Like...
11:52Is that mysterious?
11:53No!
11:53That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57It means you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant.
12:36Like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're gonna beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone just says it like that.
12:55No, she actually like...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59How is she Phil and Grant getting on the...
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:02It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:07come on, man.
13:15ESPECIALLY
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island.
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha
13:30Where are you from?
13:32Me
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37I'm down
13:39It's not down, it's south
13:40Round the M25
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:55I know the motorway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:58Yeah I think we are
14:00I feel like I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they work out
14:06Where the junctions, motorway don't end
14:07Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:13Hertfordshire is north east
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost
14:16I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Ok carry on
14:23Right London there
14:25Where is it like just north of London?
14:28North west, north east
14:29Yes, Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Ok just simple, simple words
14:35You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39Now he's talking
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes, you go round the M25
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:49No, no, no, I know my maps
14:51Ok
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Do you drive to...
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal?
15:09No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England right?
15:12Oh my god
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:19We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked
15:29I've never been asked
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39To ask Opie
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right
15:43I'm going to be uns uns all the time
15:44But I'm actually like
15:46Ah, I ran out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What
15:51Opie
15:52Like
16:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bit
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:21Can you stop please
16:24No my G
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose
16:31Come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck or water?
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same
16:55Same
16:56Thing
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat
17:02Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:14Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:18Cheek
17:19People always think I'm all real
17:20I'm gonna be
17:21Uns uns all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Uns
17:23Uns
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again
17:26Opie is different
17:27Opie is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Opie is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie's onions
17:34Is that gonna be the Opie's onions?
17:38not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea ropey
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at mallorca airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah
18:01it's just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of
18:06that are you calling her shrek you're in bed with shrek well done i don't care so what am i
18:17shrek is that
18:18what is like what you can be fiona and then he can be lord farquhar don't fuck where is that
18:28ogre
18:34that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could
18:59get any more blue
19:04but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random hello random that phone then received a
19:16text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:22suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:29so let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:38oh here we go okay
19:41oh no i'd suck all the times again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53oh my god oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like
20:03this
20:03i love that one too great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27oh
20:28that was a good question
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin
20:34i don't think sam's got to know lola i think sam and lola could be
20:40a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be with george
20:49because she likes george
20:55i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12oh that's a good one
21:14you haven't got to pick me
21:16are you messing this is your time to shine
21:18do you have a kiss
21:19do you want it
21:21yes
21:22right
21:35hey
21:36how are you doing
21:51was a good kisser
21:53oh it's a great kisser mate
21:54next time i'll do it without ellie
22:04after he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you'd think lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge but apparently not
22:11do you like
22:12no
22:13no
22:14no not normally
22:16who does
22:17not normally
22:17hands up for toe sucking
22:19oh
22:20oh
22:20there's more than me thought
22:22i love it being done to me
22:24really
22:24oh that's so hot
22:26the fuck
22:27i've never really like let someone suck me toes
22:30that's hot
22:30i wouldn't now
22:31i don't think it's very nice babe
22:32wait jasmine
22:33what do you like about it what is it
22:35well it's nice in like sexual situations it's not nice as on a reg
22:42tuesday afternoon where are those toes at
22:44at the office getting her toes sucked
22:46well lorenzo would be a pro now so
22:49well not after that performance though
22:51i think i you can teach me
22:53shall i
22:54yeah
22:55oh
22:56maybe not
22:57is it just the toe sucking or is that like that does the tongue like run across the toes
23:01whatever you want
23:03all of it
23:04right
23:06but you're freaked out by feet
23:07what'd you say
23:08are you freaked out by feet
23:09not freaked out by feet i just don't think that i just don't think much of feet
23:15i like a nice foot but i won't be like oh yeah that's a good foot
23:21like i said i'm all about the arms
23:23have you never said that like i say it's like i'm toasting now
23:27yeah skinny arms
23:29skinny arms
23:29yes i told you that
23:31anyone else fancy skinny arms i'd ask for a show of hands but i'm afraid lorenzo would suck those hands
23:37right up to the armpit
23:44everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language
23:51and aiden is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:54where's the ice
23:57that's new
24:00how many ice cubes you want
24:02one two
24:04four
24:04four
24:05no that's not what it's at
24:06it's gonna fall out the cup
24:08no
24:08okay please
24:09so making a coffee in the morning
24:12basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious really
24:16it means you have you know you you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20why is it there
24:22what
24:23do you not fill it up
24:24what do i sit up
24:26just try that try that and i'll see if i fill it up
24:28because i don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36what's that is that a yay or a nay
24:38no
24:39do you want more milk in it or what
24:41no
24:42that'd do wouldn't it
24:43i need
24:44caramel
24:44don't be fussy
24:46eh
24:46i'm not i'm gonna just put caramel on it
24:47don't be fussy
24:49i don't see it as a serious thing like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52i think it's quite normal
24:53because i made her one this morning
24:56if i make everyone a coffee tomorrow it's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01and then i can like kind of ease my way out of it
25:04that's not gonna happen by the way i'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07if you do end up making coffees edin i'll have a double shot mocha chocker defrocker frapper knacker de niro
25:18thank you
25:18the title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22do you want to know a fun fact
25:23go on
25:24if you look at anything
25:26your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:30are you playing with me?
25:32no i swear i don't
25:34well if you want to take it that way grand
25:36but i'm actually dead serious
25:37like look at anything and imagine licking it your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like
25:41look at the net look at the pillow it knows exactly what it'll feel like
25:44that's true of a stimulating for my brain
25:45isn't that weird isn't it
25:45that's true of a stimulating for my brain
25:47that's cool though
25:48yeah it actually is to be fair that's a fun fact
25:50never knew that
25:51right any other fun facts do you have any for me?
25:54i've got a fun fact for you sean
25:55it's time for a break
25:56so we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00what's the fun fact?
26:16you're watching love island unseen bit
26:19so let's get this party started
26:22do you want me to show you what i'm like do you join me
26:24i'll give you a shot
26:25okay ready
26:30that's me on the deck
26:31yes
26:32that's me on the deck
26:40we've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked
26:45i've got a bogey
26:47definitely in there
26:48Wait will go blow your nose
26:49no can you pick it out
26:50can you fuck off
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts.
27:19Any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my God, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:50I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53That's to be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:30Oh, my girl.
28:31It's so nice.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hurrah and they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:12Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go shut up myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under-the-covers actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Cos when we get out and I come down, and we have to go out.
29:55We have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up, Ben.
30:07You come on, right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:22Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's actually pulled me.
30:45But...
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:58WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:10Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03What?
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pick with something.
32:12I'll take a pick of you taking a pick of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pick of you taking a pick of...
32:17Me taking a pick.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm going to do it.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56I don't know if it's a little bit of a dung beetle.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up.
33:36I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy?
33:42You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second as shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did reenact her.
34:55F.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Are you going to see it?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real ass, eh?
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:25Shall I?
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay.
35:27All right, I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what's that mean?
35:48What's that mean?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustan!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I feel like I'm going to put it.
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:56Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still,
37:59everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your head on the...
38:25All right, listen,
38:26that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves
38:31that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last,
38:38the talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls
38:47walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying,
38:49that Aiden, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been
38:52something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay.
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smell's good, too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been rubbed?
39:11It's just been rubbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, make another one.
39:14Turn around to it.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aiden.
39:27It looks like your reputation
39:28as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the guys a...
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing
39:37I've ever diced.
39:43That's so warm.
39:44Goosebumps.
39:45I've got fillet on chivers.
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from here.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella
40:16who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out
40:27about George and Yasmin's
40:28secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George
40:32entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this
40:45priceless bit of comedy timing
40:47as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj.
41:00I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:04I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped
41:11to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits
41:16that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, you have a K.
41:22It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got to be the next end.
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, wasn't it?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's my laugh.
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a modder, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just fall away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:52I've been fine.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down,
41:54because I'm slitting in that now.
41:55No, we're not.
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say,
41:58you don't want that in your drink.
41:59You're just a little cheered.
42:01Let's do this.
42:01It's going to happen.
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09It's in my head.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for Beach Up Bonanza.
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:34I have the world's crappiest party tricks,
42:40which I'm going to show you guys,
42:41because the world needs to see it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So this one bed's a lot worse than this one,
43:08but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33It looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so that I can do this weird thing I can do the magic
43:55might one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor oh oh no I think we're
44:04okay
44:08is it all right so what is that one a rush to do it again maybe not come back next
44:16week for some
44:24more Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported
44:33to waftcom let's have one last look I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits time again they're going to use that shit yeah 100% of course
44:51we are
44:51in just in time it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else it wasn't a fart we'll take a
44:58princess
44:58pop Yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:19you
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