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00:00:22You're the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me, but I don't care, you're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:49That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul,
00:00:53my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:03In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit, fucking dumbass.
00:01:18Stupid, stupid, stupid.
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could be really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut, starring him.
00:01:44All right, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:02Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:05I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay, fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:21Who is it?
00:02:37Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:44Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Allie, look, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:02I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of a chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right, you're on watch duty now.
00:03:13You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:20I'm safe.
00:04:21Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:24Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:41Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:56And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Um, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:31Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43You want a shot?
00:05:45But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah, um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Their door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:18She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:22Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:47Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:49We lost, and we still got to start.
00:06:55Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:58No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:09Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:11I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um, back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:44Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:58The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, Sleeveheart.
00:08:14Bro, you look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down.
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32Well, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:35It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:36I love you.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:55And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:04Touchdown.
00:09:06I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:15It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:22Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:27Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:37What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:41Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:47You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is that?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:53Oh, crap.
00:09:54I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:59I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02You missed my message, sure.
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:14Hold on.
00:10:15You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:21You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:24Are you into that?
00:10:25We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:28Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:40What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:41Stop!
00:10:41Dirty them.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:46Ah, yes it is.
00:10:47Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:58Well, do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:12Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:27Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:30This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:33My only.
00:11:34My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:40Yes, Rhett.
00:11:42Harder.
00:11:44Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48I need a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just like...
00:12:07Oh, my God.
00:12:09Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:11I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:15You have double XL condoms, you see?
00:12:16There you go.
00:12:17I'll tell you what else.
00:12:18It's for grown-ups.
00:12:20Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:28What did you want to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open.
00:12:36And then so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:41You basically attacked me.
00:12:42I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:57Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what?
00:12:58Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:05There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:10And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:46sure that you're safe.
00:13:47Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:53Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:57Pro-max.
00:13:58Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01You're pregnant, isn't it?
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:11Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:18You don't control what I do.
00:14:20You don't care, too.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:37Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:41Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:44Lingerie?
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:47But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:51I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:54I'm your roommate.
00:14:55And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:06Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:10Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:12Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:14Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:24Oh my God.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:36Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks.
00:15:43At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:51Rita.
00:15:53Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:55Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:00Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit.
00:16:28I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:30Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:33What's the matter?
00:16:35No guys want you?
00:16:37Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:39She's stalling.
00:16:40She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy?
00:16:44You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:59Hey, Allison.
00:17:00Yeah, I...
00:17:07That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10But you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:27Brett?
00:17:30So, where are you?
00:17:32I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:33I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah?
00:17:38What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:50Come on, Brett.
00:17:51Please, this is serious.
00:17:52Can you just come get me?
00:17:54No, Allison.
00:17:54You know what?
00:17:55You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:58Brett, please.
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:05He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:07You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:12I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:19Where do you think you're going?
00:18:21Grab her.
00:18:22Nope!
00:18:23Get off of me!
00:18:24You lost the dare.
00:18:25You paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:49What was that?
00:18:51Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Please.
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:01A dare is a dare.
00:19:02Stop fighting me.
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:07Taking that V-cut out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:17Please stop.
00:19:19You're getting this?
00:19:20That's what gets used.
00:19:23Hey, asshole.
00:19:28Oh.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:49Brett.
00:19:50This is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:54I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:57She's practically begging for it.
00:20:08You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:14And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:21Great.
00:20:22We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:20:39Hey, hey.
00:20:41What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:43Sneaking out?
00:20:44Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:50What did you mean back there?
00:20:55Back where?
00:20:57When you told everyone
00:20:59that I'm your girl.
00:21:02The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:18Always causing trouble.
00:21:19Please, just put this out.
00:21:21Happy?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:28I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:33Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:35You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:43And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:44And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:49Fuck Rita.
00:21:51Fuck everybody.
00:21:53Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:57I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:06So what does that mean?
00:22:08What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:13I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:18All I can think, just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Say it.
00:22:26Just say it.
00:22:27I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:32No.
00:22:32That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53I'm done.
00:22:54No, Allison.
00:22:55Allison, stop that.
00:22:57Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:08Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:14It says that you have to stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:22Please don't stop.
00:23:40What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:42We're out of everything.
00:23:55Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:01Allie?
00:24:01Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:05Swear to God, guys.
00:24:06What are you doing right now?
00:24:08Talk to me.
00:24:08I FaceTimed Ron.
00:24:12What is he doing?
00:24:14Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron.
00:24:24What's up, man?
00:24:25Allie called me, dumbass.
00:24:26And I sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:30So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:32or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:34It was an accident, okay?
00:24:36We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving,
00:24:43and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:48Okay?
00:24:49Chill.
00:24:50Really?
00:24:51Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay?
00:24:56My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right.
00:25:00Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take it here to,
00:25:02I don't know, like, an urgent care right now or something,
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:08I got it, man.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God.
00:25:15That was really, really close.
00:25:18Hey, what's up?
00:25:19What's going on?
00:25:20We should go on.
00:25:21You forgot something.
00:25:21No, Ellie.
00:25:23It's late.
00:25:23Come on.
00:25:24You almost kissed me.
00:25:25Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:41is you.
00:25:50All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:54Allison, you're up first.
00:26:27Damn, Allison.
00:26:28I see you.
00:26:30Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:33You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it.
00:26:47What's your problem?
00:26:50Hmm?
00:26:59Partner up.
00:27:00Stretching drills.
00:27:05Solo, Allison?
00:27:06Let me help.
00:27:08I'm real hands-on.
00:27:09Hmm.
00:27:10I'm okay.
00:27:12Come on.
00:27:12He'll be fine.
00:27:14I promise.
00:27:16Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:19Uh, she's with me.
00:27:22I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Choose me.
00:27:36Walk away, Chad.
00:27:38Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man.
00:27:41You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:53What was that?
00:27:54I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:56Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You first.
00:28:13Let's go.
00:28:14We don't have all day.
00:28:15You ready, Ricky?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go.
00:28:23We don't have all day.
00:28:25You want to play?
00:28:27Fine.
00:28:28Let's play.
00:28:59What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01I'm not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:05Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions.
00:29:11You're turned.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:15Shh.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:35It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:46What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:55You okay, Brett?
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:57And done.
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:01You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:06Wow, thank you.
00:30:10Congratulations.
00:30:11Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:18You know what?
00:30:20You're going to be.
00:30:34Oh, my.
00:30:37Shit, fuck.
00:30:38Hot.
00:30:39Hot.
00:30:40You okay?
00:30:47Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:59Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:04Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:06It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:08I'm doing laundry.
00:31:08I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:11I, um, didn't...
00:31:12You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:15And it...
00:31:16And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:19You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:21And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:22No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:33I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:37for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Nobody told me that.
00:31:40Had...
00:31:42Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's going to...
00:31:46She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:49It's okay.
00:31:50Well, I'll...
00:32:05You got all your stuff?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Um, I have to go.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:25And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:27Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:45Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:47Late is late.
00:32:48You're just too lazy.
00:32:58Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:03It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:06Like I said, nobody...
00:33:10No, hey, stop!
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:20You want to fight?
00:33:22I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:34Cool, get out.
00:33:37Get out of here.
00:33:38All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:40Get out!
00:33:45You okay?
00:33:47It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:53or something.
00:33:54It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi, hello.
00:34:01Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:03room.
00:34:04Right now.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:10Hey, listen.
00:34:11Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make it look better than the original.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:40Is that even Allison?
00:34:42Allison?
00:34:51She looks stony.
00:34:55Look at you.
00:34:56You look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:01It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:03You know, that's true.
00:35:04That's true.
00:35:05I have.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure?
00:35:07It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game.
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:20As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right.
00:35:25Time's ticking.
00:35:26Let's move.
00:35:28Allison.
00:35:29I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:36U-Tech Center.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:50Break a leg.
00:35:53Well done.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University Cheerleading Squad.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:08One, two, three, go.
00:36:14Shout out loud.
00:36:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:21Oh, yeah.
00:36:27Oh, yeah.
00:36:38What is that girl?
00:36:39She's on fire.
00:36:40It's Allison Scott.
00:36:42I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:48Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:50I mean, damn.
00:36:52I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform.
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:06I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:09me is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:27Touchdown!
00:37:28Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:47Hey, oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:55Hey, shut up.
00:38:00You're a kid.
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:10Oh, my God.
00:38:12Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:14In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:26Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standout.
00:38:29I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:34Come on, Allison.
00:38:36Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:37I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:43Oh, but I want it.
00:39:00Wait, what?
00:39:06I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:09Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:19Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:25Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:28No problem.
00:39:36This is insane.
00:39:38I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:41But it feels so right.
00:39:43I never want it to end.
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:55Harrison!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:04You're making a scene.
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:06I'm making a scene.
00:40:07You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:09Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:11Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now?
00:40:14If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a road.
00:40:18You're unbelievable.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:25Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:25No, no, no, no.
00:40:26You cut the crap.
00:40:27You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:29I promise.
00:40:30Do not bullshit me.
00:40:31Do not bullshit me.
00:40:32Absolutely nothing.
00:40:33I'm serious.
00:40:34Nothing.
00:40:35You're fucking lying.
00:40:36I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:37Okay?
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:40I know that.
00:40:40So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:45You do not cross me.
00:40:46You do not.
00:40:47I promise.
00:40:48Dude, fuck.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57I sound like a mom.
00:40:59This is ridiculous.
00:41:01Why am I texting him?
00:41:02He's literally in the next room.
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:06Just go in there.
00:41:07Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:10He kissed me back.
00:41:12He can't deny it this time.
00:41:13It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:18Do or die.
00:41:25What are you doing?
00:41:26Getting groceries.
00:41:27What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:29I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:30Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:32I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:35She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:38Brett.
00:41:40What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:43I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:44I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Hi.
00:41:48You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:50Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:52You know what?
00:41:53I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:57It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:42:00Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:01The fun's over.
00:42:02It's finished.
00:42:03Do you understand?
00:42:07Don't you dare.
00:42:08No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:09I'm not doing it.
00:42:10No, no, no.
00:42:10That's not fair, okay?
00:42:11Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:13Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:16Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:17You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:19Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:21I'm not doing anything.
00:42:22Yes, you are.
00:42:24You know what?
00:42:24Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:27Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:29Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:32I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:39Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:42Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:49I can't.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Is he hard?
00:43:02At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:06You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:12Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:14You know, biology.
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:27Allie, Brett, you guys out here?
00:43:29Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out.
00:43:32I can't get out.
00:43:33If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:35Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:39Okay, cool.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:42Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:43Allie, hey.
00:43:44Just get under, get out of what?
00:43:46Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:51Allie.
00:43:52Hi.
00:43:53Shown alone?
00:43:55Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:56Run, I'm naked.
00:43:57No, okay.
00:43:57Get out.
00:44:00You're, you're not, though.
00:44:03Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:07I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:09I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:10You got it, so.
00:44:11I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:18I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:19And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:24Thanks.
00:44:30Okay, but, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:33Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:38So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:41Run.
00:44:42I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:43It's a game.
00:44:44Everyone does it.
00:44:46A game?
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:50This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:52Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:54So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair.
00:44:58Chad sucks.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:05They won't be.
00:45:09Okay, thanks.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:18Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21I'm okay.
00:45:22Don't drown.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Okay?
00:45:23Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:34The illegal is going to die.
00:45:37Good talk.
00:45:38Wait.
00:45:41I have to ask you something.
00:45:44I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:46Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:48Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:49There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:53I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:59Okay.
00:46:03I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, whatever.
00:46:09I just...
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:34Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:45Look.
00:46:47Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:49She's finally giving back.
00:46:50Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:53It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:58I came by myself.
00:46:59Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:05Nothing major.
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:14Huh.
00:47:15How much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15.
00:47:18I made it myself.
00:47:21$15?
00:47:22For some plastic and twine.
00:47:23You don't have to buy it.
00:47:25It's ambitious.
00:47:27You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:29I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:36You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want this garbage.
00:47:43You know, I value the artist.
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:48What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing.
00:47:50No, you're nothing.
00:47:51Especially compared to her.
00:47:52How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:57Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious.
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:11And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:14You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:18I'm just trying to...
00:48:20Oh, Allison.
00:48:22Party at my place.
00:48:24Celebrating the big win.
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know.
00:48:28You're not interested.
00:48:30She's a grown woman.
00:48:32She can speak for herself.
00:48:35So, what do you say?
00:48:38You're not going anywhere.
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:43Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:46You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:50No, yeah.
00:48:51Sounds fun.
00:48:55I'll be there.
00:49:04There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:08Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Thanks.
00:49:17It's a cool party.
00:49:18Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:21Really, for me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single.
00:49:26I'm single.
00:49:27You need another reason?
00:49:30So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:33No deal.
00:49:34There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:36He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:38If something is his loss, my gain.
00:49:45Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:49Let's fix that.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:55No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:00You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:02No.
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:22Damn it.
00:50:23Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison.
00:50:27You're already here.
00:50:39Fine.
00:50:40But I play to win.
00:50:46Pocky game.
00:50:47Check it out.
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:04Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:06Game's over.
00:51:06Let's go.
00:51:07Excuse me.
00:51:08What are you doing, huh?
00:51:09Get off of me.
00:51:10What do you think you're doing?
00:51:11You're ruining my night.
00:51:12Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:15Don't care.
00:51:16How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18Okay?
00:51:18No more of these stupid games.
00:51:19You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:20Let's go.
00:51:21Let's go.
00:51:21I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:23I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:27Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:38Oh, my God.
00:51:39Oh, shit.
00:51:42Oh, shit.
00:51:48Ow!
00:51:51Hey, look at her.
00:51:52You okay?
00:51:53Hey?
00:51:53Hey.
00:51:54Hold on.
00:51:54Hold on.
00:51:55Hold on.
00:51:55It's okay.
00:51:56I got you.
00:51:57I got you.
00:51:58I got you.
00:52:11I got you.
00:52:12I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
00:52:15Just try to breathe.
00:52:15All right, hey.
00:52:19I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:21All right.
00:52:22Let's get you in.
00:52:23Let's get you in.
00:52:26Let's get you in.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:28Get out of my way.
00:52:31Move, move.
00:52:34God, just put me down, Fred!
00:52:35All right, let me go. Put you down.
00:52:37You know, you could have died at once.
00:52:39And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:44kissing him, huh?
00:52:45Anybody with half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:48That's not fair.
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:55That I don't know how this works!
00:52:57Okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:53:00I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:02You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:05You're not any better than me.
00:53:07I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:09How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:12You're worse!
00:53:12I jumped in the pool. I saved your life.
00:53:14And now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:17You're worse. Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:20Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:24Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:27Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:29Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:33You know, I don't understand.
00:53:37You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:42That's the worst thing.
00:53:43Don't say that.
00:53:44I did! I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:47Stop! Stop!
00:53:47And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:49I know that! I know!
00:53:50So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:58Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:54:02And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:05Okay?
00:54:06I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:10Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:11Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:13I'm gonna tell you to stop, Allison.
00:54:15I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:22Fuck it.
00:54:38I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:48Allison, you had no idea.
00:54:50Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:52I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:56Than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run.
00:55:04But you know what?
00:55:11I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:23I think about you every day.
00:55:26Every morning.
00:55:28And every night.
00:55:30And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:35It's you that I see.
00:55:37Every time.
00:55:49I want you to take me.
00:55:52Right here.
00:55:55Right now.
00:56:09So what are we now?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine.
00:56:26I think I already am.
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's gonna kill you.
00:56:35I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:37He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:43How much I love you.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:51I think.
00:56:53I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:57Just for now.
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:04But it's just for a little.
00:57:07Until we find the right moment.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:11I don't want to be your way.
00:57:14We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:32Thinking about you.
00:57:41Hi, Captain.
00:57:43When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:44I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:48I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:51Aw.
00:57:52Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me,
00:57:56don't.
00:57:57My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:58:01Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:03He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:07Brett, stop.
00:58:08Don't read my smut.
00:58:10I'm telling you.
00:58:11Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:16It trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:21Holy shit.
00:58:23That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:29I feel so hot right now.
00:58:33Palms my center.
00:58:35Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:37Are you away, Allie?
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:42Fuck.
00:58:44Catching miracles with pockets full of gold.
00:58:47Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:48Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:50Bye.
00:58:51I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:11Hey.
00:59:12Are you okay?
00:59:13You sounded sick.
00:59:14Do you need help?
00:59:15Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:17You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:21I was just trying to help.
00:59:24Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:29Shoot.
00:59:30Late.
00:59:50Brett.
00:59:52That's Allison's.
00:59:53Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:55If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:14Let's see what you have to.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:20I was looking for that.
01:00:22No problem.
01:00:26Attention.
01:00:27All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:29It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:34I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now.
01:00:38Otherwise, we'll be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:43Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:48Right?
01:00:49I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:52Excuse me.
01:00:53I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:54It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:56And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:57Look at this.
01:00:58This is perfection.
01:00:59It's every girl's dream.
01:01:01I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:02I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:02And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:04I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:09Search me.
01:01:09I have nothing to hide.
01:01:15Your turn, Scott.
01:01:17Sure, but I-
01:01:19Rita!
01:01:21Jackpot.
01:01:23Well, well, well.
01:01:25Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:27I knew it.
01:01:29No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:32Allison, performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:38Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:40Those aren't mine.
01:01:41Right.
01:01:42A cheater and a liar.
01:01:45Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:47I've never seen those.
01:01:48I don't know what they are.
01:01:49I'm lying.
01:01:50It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:53They're mine.
01:01:54Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:58Did you forget?
01:01:58I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning.
01:02:01Yeah, sorry.
01:02:02I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:03He's right.
01:02:04They're just vitamins.
01:02:05No, they aren't.
01:02:06Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:13I just...
01:02:15They look suspicious.
01:02:17Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:20Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:22That's enough.
01:02:23All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:27Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You can't do that.
01:02:33Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:35Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:36I mean, I know it.
01:02:37Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:42You little bitch.
01:02:43You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:46That's enough, Rita.
01:02:47My decision is final.
01:02:52Okay.
01:02:53Listen up.
01:02:54When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:58You want us to drop her?
01:02:59She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:01That's the point.
01:03:03Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:04So tragic.
01:03:06I can't do that.
01:03:07Coach will kill me.
01:03:08Fine.
01:03:09And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:12I know everything, girls.
01:03:14Every dirty little secret.
01:03:16Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:18Your call.
01:03:19And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:29Very sweet.
01:03:32What happened back there?
01:03:34How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:36I, uh, saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:39So I swapped it out.
01:03:42I knew it.
01:03:43I knew she was up to something.
01:03:44You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:48Jesus.
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:48She was throwing up.
01:03:50It was when we were.
01:03:53When we were.
01:03:54When we were.
01:03:54Having.
01:03:58Bone.
01:03:58Sex.
01:04:00So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:03Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:07Hey, do you?
01:04:10Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:11Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:13I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:15I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:17I'm being serious, too.
01:04:18Allison.
01:04:19Perfect is the way you are.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:22I'll always be there.
01:04:25To catch you when you fall.
01:04:27Always.
01:04:30All right.
01:04:32On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:35Rita, you're up first.
01:04:36Then Allison.
01:04:49Okay.
01:04:50Allison.
01:04:51Hey.
01:04:51Great job, you guys.
01:04:53You killed it.
01:05:17Hey.
01:05:18I told you to catch you.
01:05:20Brett.
01:05:21You just saved my life.
01:05:26I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:30Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:31You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:34Are you kidding me?
01:05:36They almost dropped me.
01:05:37I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:38I could have died.
01:05:39That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:41Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:44Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:50Oh, Brett.
01:05:52Oh, my gosh.
01:05:53I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:55I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:56All right, everyone.
01:05:57In light of the performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:08Wow.
01:06:10Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:12I'm proud of you.
01:06:13Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:18And that's game.
01:06:19State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:24Allie.
01:06:25Look, I know.
01:06:26Is that what you wanted?
01:06:27It's okay.
01:06:27Because you did good.
01:06:28That's all that matters.
01:06:30Thanks, bro.
01:06:31I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:31I'll be right back.
01:06:32Ew.
01:06:33Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:35Yo.
01:06:36Allison.
01:06:37She is.
01:06:38Looking good, baby.
01:06:39Y'all do private shows.
01:06:41You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:43You're so gross.
01:06:46Yo, what the hell?
01:06:48Are you serious?
01:06:49What?
01:06:49What's going on?
01:06:50I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:52No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:53You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:55I'm in your dreams.
01:06:56How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:07:02You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:04Why?
01:07:05You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:08How?
01:07:08By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:11I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:12Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:15You shameless whore.
01:07:17Hey!
01:07:19One more woman.
01:07:20I do.
01:07:21You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:23She's a public boss.
01:07:25Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:28Hey!
01:07:29Hey!
01:07:29Fuck face.
01:07:31You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:37Hey!
01:07:38Hey!
01:07:38Hey!
01:07:38That's enough!
01:07:40What's going on here?
01:07:41I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:07:42Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:44You're gonna hit her?
01:07:45No.
01:07:46Get my office now!
01:07:47You!
01:07:48With me!
01:07:49This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:51Let's...
01:07:51We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:54Alright.
01:07:55You sure you're over?
01:08:01It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:03You could've broken your hand.
01:08:05Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:07Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:10Shut up.
01:08:16You know, I could kinda get used to this.
01:08:18Having, uh...
01:08:19Nurse Allison around.
01:08:21Take care of me.
01:08:22Help me out.
01:08:24Yo, guys.
01:08:25304. I think it's this one.
01:08:26Let's go see the hero.
01:08:27The hero?
01:08:28Oh, shit.
01:08:28No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:30They can't see us like this.
01:08:32I won't let him.
01:08:34Let's tell him.
01:08:35Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:36In front of...
01:08:37The entire team.
01:08:39Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:41What are you gonna do?
01:08:43Let's hide.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:50Brett!
01:08:51Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:52Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:54God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:59You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:06Doing this.
01:09:08You need a hand man?
01:09:09No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:12Right here.
01:09:18You gotta be quiet.
01:09:22Let's see what happens.
01:09:25Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:27Hey, you know what? It, uh, takes me a very long time.
01:09:30You know, assholes.
01:09:41I feel what you do to me.
01:09:43I feel what you do to me.
01:09:45It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:47Yeah.
01:09:49100.
01:09:51Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:53We got your food. It's gonna get cold.
01:09:54You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:56I can help you.
01:09:57Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:58I'm gonna be a little while.
01:10:00Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:10:01Enjoy your blue balls!
01:10:03Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:04You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:07I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:10Alison physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:13You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:16You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:31It's good.
01:10:35Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:37No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:49I'm so present.
01:10:56Brad goes pro after this. Guaranteed.
01:11:00I've heard the Half Time show's gonna break the internet.
01:11:02Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:03Sick.
01:11:05Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:09Led by Captain Allison Scott!
01:11:13I will end you.
01:11:15Beat.
01:11:18Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:20You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:22Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot, she bought it.
01:11:25With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:27And her dealer?
01:11:28Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:31Brett Harrison.
01:11:37That's... that's not true.
01:11:38You know what? I don't care.
01:11:40Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:42She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:45Just ask them yourself.
01:11:46Oh, really?
01:11:48Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:52Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:55He said he had good stuff.
01:11:58But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:01You know that's bullshit.
01:12:03I have proof.
01:12:06I know real doctors.
01:12:08I've got pills.
01:12:10Allie.
01:12:11No more being blackmailed.
01:12:13Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:17This is insane, okay?
01:12:19I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:21Oh, sweetie.
01:12:22It's all coming out now.
01:12:23I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:26We trusted you.
01:12:27Cheater!
01:12:30Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:33Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:35She's using you.
01:12:36For the clout?
01:12:37For the status?
01:12:39Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:41Nobody.
01:12:41A total bottom feeder.
01:12:43You know what?
01:12:44You're so full of shit.
01:12:44It's unbelievable.
01:12:46How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:47And what'd you do to it?
01:12:48You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:50Boo!
01:12:51Boo!
01:12:52Listen.
01:12:53Just...
01:12:53Please listen to me.
01:12:54Hey, everybody.
01:12:55Just shut up.
01:12:56This is my sister, okay?
01:12:57She would never do something like this.
01:12:59And here come the pretzels.
01:13:02All right.
01:13:02That's enough.
01:13:03That's enough.
01:13:04Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:10I have no choice.
01:13:12Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:17Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:21Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:24Hold on.
01:13:25Hold it.
01:13:26If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:30I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right way.
01:13:33No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:36You'd really help us?
01:13:37Absolutely.
01:13:38Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:13:41So, what's the catch?
01:13:43We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:45This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:52Not for the drugs.
01:13:54These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:56They're vitamins.
01:13:57You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:00You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:04He's right.
01:14:05These are common supplements.
01:14:07Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:13She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply.
01:14:15And she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:19Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:22Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:14:24Because she was a threat.
01:14:26She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:29And it's horrible.
01:14:30Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:14:33And she would never do anything like this.
01:14:35And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:39That's not true.
01:14:40He's lying.
01:14:41She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:46Lock her up!
01:14:48Lock her up!
01:14:48Lock her up!
01:14:48Lock her up!
01:14:49You fucking bitch!
01:14:49You ruined my life!
01:14:52You ruined it yourself.
01:14:54Lock her up!
01:15:04Look at you playing the victim.
01:15:07You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:10Just when I give you a chance, you run crying at Harrison.
01:15:14Nothing but a little...
01:15:16Shut up, dude.
01:15:16Shut up.
01:15:17What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:19I don't have to do anything.
01:15:20You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:22Mr. Williams, apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against
01:15:31you from various female students.
01:15:33As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:37What?
01:15:37No, my father...
01:15:39Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you
01:15:44immunity.
01:15:45You can take him away.
01:15:46It's already over, let go.
01:15:47No!
01:15:48I'll throw you off!
01:15:49It isn't over!
01:15:52And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize
01:15:59to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:03And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:13Thank you, Principal.
01:16:15Alright, everyone.
01:16:16Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show, but we have a game to get back to.
01:16:22So, let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:24Woo!
01:16:25Woo!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:32Yeah!
01:16:39Yeah!
01:16:40Yeah!
01:16:41Yeah!
01:16:48Yeah!
01:16:49Yeah!
01:16:49Yeah!
01:16:51Yeah!
01:16:51Yeah!
01:16:55Yeah!
01:16:56Yeah!
01:16:58Yeah!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:16:59Kiss!
01:17:00Kiss!
01:17:01Kiss!
01:17:02Kiss!
01:17:03Kiss!
01:17:04Kiss!
01:17:04Kiss!
01:17:05Kiss!
01:17:09And hi to ėØme.
01:17:14Well, ma'am!
01:17:14I'm not even surprised.
01:17:18Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't it?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:27I love you too, quarterback.
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