00:00Could you describe our guest to me in your dulcet tones?
00:04I'd like to learn more about this girl.
00:07My son has fallen for her.
00:09I can do it. Let me do it. I'll do it.
00:12I want Anna to do it.
00:14You can't be objective. You're in love.
00:19Unless, that is, you're not in love, in which case I'd be happy for you to do it.
00:27Martha is...
00:30blonde, very white, medium build, blue eyes.
00:36And her handbag? What sort of handbag does she have?
00:40It's Bottega, I think. I think it's Bottega.
00:44Anna, is it or is it not Bottega?
00:50Yes, yes, it is Bottega.
00:53Jack got it for me as a gift.
00:55And her bosom?
00:56Because I was...
01:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03no.
01:03Her bosom?
01:04Yeah, no.
01:04I can't understand why it's wrong for me to ask about her bosom.
01:09If I could see, I would have already looked for myself, and I know if it was big or small.
01:17And apparently that's quite all right for someone who can see, but then it's odd for someone who can't see
01:23to ask for a description.
01:25Her...
01:27Her chest is...
01:29Her chest is average?
01:30Her chest is average.
01:32It's average size.
01:33Okay.
01:34Going on large.
01:35Okay.
01:36Good.
01:37I wouldn't say large.
01:38Her chest is not large.
01:40Well, it's like going on large.
01:41It's not even going on large.
01:43What? It is large.
01:43It's average at best.
01:45No, they're not average.
01:46They're not going on large.
01:48They're going on small.
01:49In fact, they're maybe the same size as my...
01:52They're bigger than yours.
01:54They're...
01:55Handful.
01:56They're way bigger than yours.
01:57A handful.
01:57A handful.
01:58Two handfuls.
01:59Two scoops.
02:00Two big scoops.
02:02One handful in each hand.
02:03I understand.
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