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00:00:10You
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00:02:19Hello
00:02:20Morning Kevin
00:02:26Who do you love
00:02:29What are you doing
00:02:31I'm
00:02:32Loving you the way you love me
00:02:34Loving you
00:02:45Gave you
00:02:45Gave you a little bit of meds
00:02:47While
00:02:47You were sleeping
00:02:50Keep you calm and cooperative
00:02:53Little loopy don't worry about that
00:02:56You know I didn't wanna put your cell phone in the dryer
00:02:59You text a lot but you really should use your delete key a little more often
00:03:06Alright
00:03:06Alright
00:03:07Give me that
00:03:08You wanna tell me something what's that
00:03:09What are you
00:03:10Okay
00:03:10Um
00:03:15That's
00:03:16Okay
00:03:16This is
00:03:17Cute
00:03:18Um
00:03:21That's my phone
00:03:22Okay
00:03:24You
00:03:25Are a cheater
00:03:28I got you
00:03:30What's this
00:03:31What's this say
00:03:32I'm going to tell Sadie it's over this weekend
00:03:36Where were you gonna tell me honey
00:03:37Where were you gonna tell me it's over
00:03:39After we were making love a million times
00:03:41After I sucked your dick
00:03:42What part of this weekend
00:03:44Alright
00:03:44What part of this weekend were you gonna tell me
00:03:46What are you gonna tell me
00:03:47Um
00:03:49I know
00:03:50Okay
00:03:51I made some texts
00:03:53And they're
00:03:54Fucking stupid texts
00:03:56Yeah they're stupid
00:03:57Here's one stupid text for you
00:03:58Now I'm gonna read this to you real quick
00:04:00Last Friday you text
00:04:03I miss your magic pussy
00:04:07You got it
00:04:07What's magic about it honey?
00:04:09Did she pull rabbits out of it?
00:04:11What the fuck happened to my fucking head?
00:04:16You scorned me
00:04:18Heaven
00:04:20Oh baby
00:04:21I'm sorry
00:04:22I'm really sorry
00:04:23You took my heart
00:04:25And you
00:04:25You broke my heart
00:04:28And you did it with my first friend Jennifer
00:04:31I'm sorry baby
00:04:38That one's on me rainbow
00:04:40Thank you handsome
00:04:45That's like the second drink he's given you on the house
00:04:48Well when you got it you got it
00:04:51Let the bartender know I'm the one without a boyfriend
00:04:53Yes well I'll be without a boyfriend after this weekend
00:04:57He'll be my fiance
00:05:01Really?
00:05:03I just don't see Kevin as a marrying type
00:05:07Yeah well clearly you never slept with me honey
00:05:12No but really I have this gut feeling
00:05:15That Kevin picked this weekend
00:05:17And planned it all out to propose to me
00:05:22Sadie I
00:05:25You guys have been together for what?
00:05:28Less than six months?
00:05:30Don't you really think you know him that well?
00:05:32Oh I knew I wanted to marry Kevin after our first date
00:05:37He's the one
00:05:40When you meet the love of your life
00:05:43You'll just know
00:05:46I guess
00:05:50Listen Sadie
00:05:52I really like Kevin
00:05:54I do
00:05:55But you guys
00:05:57Fight an awful lot
00:05:59I think
00:06:01Your mommy
00:06:02Is jealous
00:06:03I think you have a massive crush on me
00:06:06You want me to marry you
00:06:07But unfortunately
00:06:08Neither of us are gay
00:06:13Jen
00:06:14You're my best friend
00:06:16I love you so much
00:06:19And if
00:06:22When
00:06:22I get married
00:06:25I want you to be my maid of honor
00:06:27Wait
00:06:30When you tell me about it
00:06:31When you tell me about it
00:06:31Where I smile
00:06:32The way I pm
00:06:33When you tell me about it
00:06:35We will get married
00:06:37Cause you're the one I love and the one I choose.
00:06:40When you tell me about...
00:06:41Baby, I love that you're rich.
00:06:43Aw, I love that you're deep.
00:06:45So you don't love me for my mom?
00:06:46The crazy part, yeah.
00:06:49Well, you're in love,
00:06:51cause I feel like getting crazy this weekend.
00:06:54Well, don't get too crazy there, Sadie.
00:06:56I'll have to lock you up in that prison.
00:06:58Ugh, I hate passing that place.
00:07:01Always creeps me out.
00:07:02I promise to visit you every Sunday.
00:07:04It's up for you and me, up for you and me.
00:07:09Our first time.
00:07:14Little black girl that one can never know.
00:07:19Our love will always be...
00:07:23Baby, I love this place.
00:07:24We need to stay here till Christmas.
00:07:26Christmas?
00:07:26Let's just try to make it through the weekend.
00:07:29You're so funny.
00:07:35My first love...
00:07:43Kevin, you know I love you.
00:07:46Not just for your money.
00:07:48Love's it for your gorgeous hair.
00:07:52Looks like a storm's rolling in.
00:07:54That's gonna be so romantic.
00:07:57Oh, God.
00:07:58You're gonna get cancer.
00:08:00I don't inhale.
00:08:02Besides, they're not as bad as cigarettes.
00:08:06He's never bothered you when we first started going out.
00:08:09You clearly haven't learned the girls put up with a lot of things
00:08:12before they lock you in.
00:08:15I'm your girlfriend now.
00:08:16Things change, you know.
00:08:19I choose to defy you.
00:08:21Can I turn you on?
00:08:26No, but this does.
00:08:33I have a feeling this is gonna be a whiskey weekend.
00:08:36You know what I mean?
00:08:39Capital idea.
00:08:41Mm-hmm.
00:08:50Now, I bet you...
00:08:53want to fuck me right now.
00:09:02Right, you're right.
00:09:04You're gonna have to catch me first.
00:09:13Oh.
00:09:16Oh.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:34Oh.
00:09:38Come on, old man.
00:09:40This is good for me.
00:09:42I'm going to do the Ironman next year.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44This kind of cardio is exactly what I need.
00:09:48Try to kill me.
00:09:53All righty.
00:09:54I guess since you won, you qualify for the victory swing.
00:09:58No!
00:10:23Come and get it!
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:38Kevin, do you love me?
00:10:40Of course I love you.
00:10:42Even though I'm crazy?
00:10:44Well, because you're crazy.
00:10:47Come on.
00:11:04I think we should get out.
00:11:06No, no, I don't care.
00:11:07I don't care.
00:11:09If lightning strikes us right now, it'd be God's way keeping us together for eternity.
00:11:14Let's live a little longer, Joey.
00:11:29You know what you get, don't you?
00:11:30What?
00:11:33What are you doing?
00:11:35You're the winner.
00:11:36Oh, my God.
00:11:37On behalf of the community, we'd like to just throw this award upon you.
00:11:42You just came three minutes ago.
00:11:44No, no, no, not too many.
00:11:45Yes, well, I am your kryptonite.
00:11:47But I need to go to my arm, Lizzie.
00:11:50Lizzie, close.
00:11:50Okay?
00:11:51Okay.
00:11:51Leave me alone for five minutes.
00:11:53Yeah, all right, fine.
00:11:55We'll be right out here.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:15We'll be right out here.
00:12:22We'll be right out here.
00:12:45Kevin, tell me how much you love me again.
00:12:49Okay, I love you again.
00:12:52I'm serious.
00:12:53You know how much I love you.
00:12:59Do you think we're going to grow old together?
00:13:03Sadie, you're having a girl moment right now?
00:13:06Is that what that is?
00:13:08Can you really be happy having sex with just one woman for the rest of your life?
00:13:11As long as that one woman was you, yeah.
00:13:14For the rest of your life.
00:13:15Starting today, the only pussy you'll ever have is mine.
00:13:17As long as you're attached to it.
00:13:28So, you'll never cheat on me?
00:13:31Honey, you're too cute.
00:13:32All right, now cut it out, would you?
00:13:33Stop being so serious.
00:13:35Come over here and kiss me already.
00:13:37What's a fella got to do?
00:13:38I don't want cigarettes, honey.
00:13:41You give me so much grief for smoking cigars and you smoke that shit.
00:13:47You know how much I hate that medication you take?
00:13:50We've had this argument.
00:13:51Yeah, I know, and for good reason.
00:13:55Psychs are paid by pharmaceutical companies to prescribe that shit.
00:13:59It's a total scam.
00:14:05I think meds make people more crazy.
00:14:08Some people need it.
00:14:10You've never been manic.
00:14:11You don't understand.
00:14:13If you want me to get off my meds, get me pregnant.
00:14:17I'd stop taking it if I was pregnant.
00:14:20I think we'd have to be married first for that.
00:14:25Is that a proposal?
00:14:26No.
00:14:30I know what you want.
00:14:37I'm going to give you what you really want.
00:14:39All right.
00:14:40You're going to love this baby.
00:14:55You guys like it when you girls are angry and pissed off when they're giving you a good hunt.
00:15:00Really?
00:15:01Really?
00:15:01That's how you like it.
00:15:02I'm perv like it like this.
00:15:08What the fuck?
00:15:09Oh my gosh.
00:15:11Give me some water.
00:15:30You scorned me.
00:15:34Kevin.
00:15:36Oh baby, I'm sorry.
00:15:38I'm really sorry.
00:15:39You took my heart and you broke my heart.
00:15:44I'm sorry.
00:15:44Did you know how much I was going to hurt me?
00:15:49I didn't.
00:15:49I'm stupid.
00:15:51I'm really sorry.
00:15:52You know what?
00:15:53You know what?
00:15:54Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:15:56I love you.
00:15:58I love you.
00:16:00Do you know what I was going to tell you this weekend?
00:16:03What?
00:16:04This weekend I was going to tell you that we're going to have a baby.
00:16:08I took a pregnancy test last week.
00:16:11I am growing an innocent little baby right here in my tummy.
00:16:15And you know I could never abort a baby.
00:16:17I could never harm an innocent life.
00:16:18I'm going to be sick.
00:16:19You know that, right?
00:16:19That's why I stopped taking the lithium.
00:16:24For you.
00:16:27For you and the baby.
00:16:27I didn't know you were pregnant.
00:16:28Okay, that's right.
00:16:29Because you only cheat on girls who aren't pregnant.
00:16:31That's right.
00:16:31You are such an ethical man.
00:16:33I knew you had character, honey.
00:16:35I knew you had character.
00:16:39Go ahead.
00:16:40Apologize.
00:16:41Tell me you're sorry.
00:16:42Tell me what a big fucking mistake you made.
00:16:46I'm sorry.
00:16:47That was a big mistake.
00:16:49Yes, it was.
00:16:50But you know what?
00:16:52I can fix it.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:54I sent Jennifer a text message from your phone.
00:16:57You told her we broke up and I had a friend come and pick me up.
00:17:03And you had the house for the rest of the weekend.
00:17:05And she was so excited about that.
00:17:09Oh, hold on.
00:17:10Hold on.
00:17:11You just got a message.
00:17:13It's from Jennifer.
00:17:14I'll read it to you word for word.
00:17:16I can leave tonight after work.
00:17:19Then she wrote an X and an O and an X and an O, etc.
00:17:24Those are hugs and kisses.
00:17:25I think she really likes you, honey.
00:17:27I really do.
00:17:31Oh, another message from Jennifer.
00:17:34I can't wait to see you, Kevin.
00:17:36P.S.
00:17:36I'm going to be wearing something extra naughty.
00:17:40Woo!
00:17:40My goodness, you two are frisky.
00:17:43You promised me a weekend.
00:17:45We're just going to have a friend join us.
00:17:47Remember that time when you asked me if I would be willing to do a threesome?
00:17:51That's the thing about threesome.
00:17:52Of course, you got to do it all together.
00:17:55You can't do it separately.
00:17:57Oh, I got to learn how to tie ropes a little bit better.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03You know what?
00:18:04You know what?
00:18:04Come here.
00:18:05Come here.
00:18:05You're going to take this whole damn bottle right now.
00:18:07Right now.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:16Oh, my fucking head.
00:18:17Oh, my fucking head.
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:19I'm going to have to bash your head in again if you don't calm down.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:28Okay.
00:18:30It's okay.
00:18:32It's okay.
00:18:34Oh.
00:18:37I really think I should get you a cigar or something.
00:18:43He loves me.
00:18:46He loves me not.
00:18:49He loves me.
00:18:52He loves me not.
00:18:57He loves me.
00:18:59He loves me not.
00:19:01Hey, this is going to be so romantic.
00:19:08You shouldn't be drinking.
00:19:12It's not good for you.
00:19:14You shouldn't be drinking.
00:19:15Smoking.
00:19:16Was a baby in your hand, yes?
00:19:19Baby.
00:19:19My mama drank and smoked all through my pregnancy.
00:19:22That turned out all right.
00:19:26You want some more back at him?
00:19:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:28There you go.
00:19:30Here's one right here for later and one right here for now.
00:19:32Hey, oh.
00:19:33Ow.
00:19:35There we go.
00:19:36That's me.
00:19:36Please.
00:19:37You cut us.
00:19:38You need to stop asking me that.
00:19:41Look at how supportive I'm being.
00:19:43I set up the candles.
00:19:45I got the flower petals here.
00:19:47I swear to God, you men never appreciate anything women do for you.
00:19:50He loves me.
00:19:52He loves me not.
00:19:54He loves me.
00:19:56He loves me not.
00:19:56Well, I certainly hope I end on he loves me.
00:20:16Follow the rose petals.
00:20:21Follow the rose petals, Bootsy.
00:20:42Go to sleep here, little Bootsy.
00:20:49Mama's got a hot date.
00:20:53Don't mind if I do?
00:21:04Take your clothes off.
00:21:18Come in on your hands and knees.
00:21:21Shit.
00:21:26Baby.
00:21:30Your naughty little puppy is here.
00:21:52Hello, sexy.
00:21:55Mm-hmm.
00:22:11Kevin, you're such a freak.
00:22:21Bad dog.
00:22:27You're a cheater, Jennifer.
00:22:29Just like Kevin.
00:22:31Sadie.
00:22:32This is crazy.
00:22:34Yeah, it is.
00:22:35We were friends.
00:22:37You're going to be my fricking maid of honor for grass' sake.
00:22:40I know.
00:22:41I know.
00:22:42But we can talk about this, right?
00:22:45No.
00:22:48I'm really sorry, Sadie.
00:22:51I know how this must look.
00:22:54Sadie, there's something important you need to know.
00:23:02I'm sure there is.
00:23:05But I don't want to hear anything from you right now.
00:23:08Kevin likes his women clean.
00:23:11Don't you, Kevin?
00:23:15I prescribed him some medicine.
00:23:17He probably passed out again.
00:23:19Sadie, what are you doing?
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:27Hey!
00:23:27Hey!
00:23:28Hey!
00:23:29Come here.
00:23:31You know what they used to do to cheaters in the medieval days?
00:23:35For one, they used to cut off their hair.
00:23:38No.
00:23:38No.
00:23:39You hold still, or I'll pop your fucking eye out.
00:23:41Please don't.
00:23:42I have to.
00:23:44I have to.
00:23:58Stop.
00:24:03Sweetie.
00:24:06I want to explain everything to you.
00:24:10It should have been you in that hospital, not me.
00:24:19Please.
00:24:25Jeanne, you look so beautiful.
00:24:29Kevin, she's all ready for you.
00:24:37Isn't she pretty, Kevin?
00:24:39Now let us go.
00:24:40This is...
00:24:41This is crazy.
00:24:42This is crazy as you two loving behind my back?
00:24:47I'm trying to make you feel better.
00:24:49No more guilt.
00:24:51No hiding.
00:24:52I'm going to watch.
00:24:54That way, neither of you are doing anything behind my back anymore.
00:24:57It's all out in the open.
00:24:59No lies.
00:25:00No deceit.
00:25:02Don't you two feel cleaner now?
00:25:05Sadie, we don't want to do this.
00:25:08You don't have a say in this, Jeanne.
00:25:11Did I have a say when you started loving my boyfriend behind my back?
00:25:18You are a skanky whore.
00:25:28Look, look, are you okay?
00:25:30I'm...
00:25:52I'm...
00:25:59Jennifer, you know I love foods.
00:26:04Oh, my God.
00:26:09You two remember that woman who tried to drive her poodle in the microwave?
00:26:13She should have read the instructions, but women never do.
00:26:16For Christ's sake, saving this little dog, you can't do this.
00:26:19I think ten minutes should suffice.
00:26:20You just cut the bullshit.
00:26:21You two, you two started the bullshit.
00:26:27Now, what I want you to do is oral her right now,
00:26:34or I will start this microwave,
00:26:37and her little doggy will cook from the inside out.
00:26:44Three, two, one.
00:26:48Okay, okay, we'll do it.
00:26:49Just don't hurt the puppy.
00:26:55Eat her pussy.
00:26:57Do it now.
00:26:59It's okay, Kevin.
00:27:00Just do it.
00:27:08She tastes as good as I do.
00:27:12Better answer, no.
00:27:17It'd be nice to have some music right about now.
00:27:30You better not be telling her you love her.
00:27:33You only love me, remember.
00:27:36Look a little bit wiser, baby.
00:27:39I see nervousness in your eyes.
00:27:44If you want to approach me, baby,
00:27:46you need to learn to be smooth and slide.
00:27:51Tell me what you really want from me.
00:27:54I've heard that pickup line before.
00:27:58If you think you want my tooth, baby,
00:28:00then I'll lead you to the fucking door.
00:28:08Sex always makes me hungry.
00:28:13Don't pass out on me, Kevin.
00:28:16Oh, God.
00:28:16I'm going to have to go easier on those drugs I'm giving you.
00:28:19I just love eating outside.
00:28:20I'm so glad it stopped raining.
00:28:23Watery tacos get all mushy and nasty.
00:28:26Here you go, honey.
00:28:27Check out some.
00:28:28Eat it!
00:28:34Now, neither of you told me how good my food is.
00:28:38I'm practically an expert at making tacos.
00:28:40How many times have I made you tacos?
00:28:42A lot.
00:28:45I'm pretty sure these are my best.
00:28:48You like them, Jennifer?
00:28:50Mm-hmm.
00:28:54Well, speak up, honey.
00:28:55I can't hear you.
00:28:56I said yes.
00:28:57These tacos are good.
00:28:58Okay, Sadie?
00:29:00You goddamn psycho.
00:29:01Shh.
00:29:02Can you hear me now?
00:29:03Your tacos are fucking great.
00:29:04You crazy fucking bitch.
00:29:07Did you understand that?
00:29:08You need to relax.
00:29:10I relax when you stop this shit and let us go.
00:29:13And can I have my fucking clothes back, please?
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:16No, no, no.
00:29:17What the fuck are you doing, Kevin?
00:29:18Don't make her angry.
00:29:19What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:29:20Listen.
00:29:21Huh?
00:29:21Don't piss her off.
00:29:22It's a fucking game.
00:29:23All right, calm down.
00:29:23Let's just enjoy a nice dinner.
00:29:26Let's get back to the tacos.
00:29:27You know, I use a lot of spices.
00:29:29I make them real spicy.
00:29:30If you use a meat that's not the best, it covers it up real well.
00:29:36You want some more guacamole on your tacos?
00:29:37No.
00:29:38No.
00:29:39I'm fine.
00:29:39There you go.
00:29:40Come here.
00:29:41I love guacamole.
00:29:44Sadie, this is fucked up.
00:29:46Eat it.
00:29:50Right.
00:29:52You know what I was just thinking?
00:29:54I should start a taco stand.
00:29:58That's what I should do.
00:29:59I'd have to think of a real good name for it.
00:30:01Something catchy.
00:30:05Bootsy's taco stand.
00:30:09By the way, Jennifer, have you seen Bootsy?
00:30:11I haven't seen that little dog since I started making dinner.
00:30:15Bootsy!
00:30:17Bootsy!
00:30:18Where are you, little doggy?
00:30:21Bootsy?
00:30:22Bootsy, where are you, honey?
00:30:27Oh, there he is.
00:30:33Come here, doggy.
00:30:35There's the little guy.
00:30:41Did you guys spit out your food?
00:30:44I spent an awful lot of time working on this dinner for you guys to spit it out.
00:30:53Oh, now how could you think I'd cook up little Bootsy here?
00:30:58Huh?
00:30:59I'm not some kind of animal.
00:31:03How fucking long is this going to go on?
00:31:06Okay?
00:31:06As long as it needs to.
00:31:11Told you, Kevin, you scorned me.
00:31:15You too, Jen.
00:31:18This little dog, on the other hand, didn't do nothing to me.
00:31:24He's a good puppy.
00:31:26All right, go.
00:31:28All right, go.
00:31:36All units be advised.
00:31:38We've had an escape from the correctional facility in Logan County.
00:31:41Suspects believe to be dangerous.
00:31:43Heading north.
00:31:50Dispatch, we've got no sign of escapee, and we've covered two miles south of 105.
00:32:13Now wake up Kevin. I want both of you to hear this. Look what I found. All kinds of stuff
00:32:22in this house.
00:32:30I'm going to tell you guys a story about when I was in the hospital. They thought I was sick.
00:32:40They wanted to cure me. They explained to me that to change one's behavior, you must change their thinking pattern
00:32:51first.
00:32:55They said that electricity was good for that. They said it would cure me. I don't know about that.
00:33:06After the shocks, I'd just get so mad. Mostly I'd just stare out the window, sometimes for hours.
00:33:21I really misbehaved. They'd take me into this room and they'd give me shock after shock after shock. At a
00:33:28certain point, I guess I'd just stop misbehaving.
00:33:33I don't know if I was cured, but I certainly didn't feel like doing the things that paid them to
00:33:40give me the shocks.
00:33:43You two have misbehaved. You need to be cured if you want to fuck each other. All you need is
00:33:52electricity.
00:33:52electricity. Oh, shit. I forgot. You could bite your tongue clean off if you don't have protection.
00:34:06Sadie, please let us go. Shhh, now. Shhh. It's all right.
00:34:13Come on, you just...
00:34:15You just...
00:34:17You just...
00:34:17You just...
00:34:17You just...
00:34:17You just...
00:34:18Come on.
00:34:19Come on.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:22What's that?
00:34:24Oh, babe, you got a text.
00:34:27It's from your mother.
00:34:30Awful timing.
00:34:32She's asking how we're enjoying our weekend at the house.
00:34:36I will respond for you.
00:34:39Sadie and I are having an awesome time, by the way.
00:34:45Are you still sucking dad's dick?
00:34:50I put a little happy face.
00:34:53Oh, Kevin, honey, come on. You never did have a sense of humor.
00:34:57Dad!
00:35:22You fucking cunt!
00:35:25You did all this because of a fucking stupid affair?
00:35:28It was nothing!
00:35:32Jesus.
00:35:33Kevin, you're so hostile.
00:35:35I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:37Think of me as your doctor.
00:35:40Oh, honey.
00:35:42You paid your pants.
00:35:43It's okay, it happens.
00:35:45Well, how do you feel, Kevin?
00:35:46Do you feel like sticking your dick into Jennifer anymore?
00:35:49Let us go.
00:35:50Oh, sure, yeah, honey, I'll get right on that.
00:35:52Would you like me to call 911, too, while I'm at it?
00:35:56I was in the hospital.
00:35:58Till I was 18.
00:35:59I think you two are getting off pretty easy.
00:36:01Isn't this going on for long enough?
00:36:03What more are you going to do to us?
00:36:08I don't know, Jennifer.
00:36:11I'm a girl.
00:36:12I don't read the instructions.
00:36:13I'm just kind of winging it here.
00:36:20What the hell?
00:36:21How do you fucking smoke these things, baby?
00:36:22They taste like shit.
00:36:26Jesus, who the fuck is that?
00:36:29Help!
00:36:30Help!
00:36:31Help!
00:36:31We're out of the...
00:36:33You two don't go anywhere.
00:36:35Have a cigar.
00:36:37Hell, have no fury like a woman scorned.
00:36:50Hi there.
00:36:51Is Kevin here?
00:36:53I saw his car.
00:36:57Yes.
00:36:58Actually, he is in the shower.
00:37:01Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
00:37:03I live next door.
00:37:04I'm Rita.
00:37:05I'm Sadie.
00:37:07Nice to meet you.
00:37:08I'm Kevin's girlfriend.
00:37:10Oh.
00:37:10Actually, his fiance.
00:37:13It's a secret.
00:37:14Shh.
00:37:14Don't tell anyone.
00:37:15Dear, I don't want to bother you two.
00:37:17I just want to leave some of my chili.
00:37:20It's been Kevin's favorite since he was a kid.
00:37:24Has it now?
00:37:26Well, how did you know that chili is my favorite?
00:37:31Kevin!
00:37:32Rita just came over and brought us some chili.
00:37:35Won't you come in and have some with us?
00:37:38Oh, dear.
00:37:39I've already butted in too much already.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:42Rita, I insist.
00:37:44Oh, dear, it is.
00:37:49Gracie!
00:37:51Gracie!
00:37:52Gracie!
00:37:58All units.
00:38:00Suspect Lapsied heading north of 415 toward his top road.
00:38:05Copy, dispatch.
00:38:07We've got units covering the whole county.
00:38:08We've also got the state police assistant.
00:38:11Good job, boy.
00:38:25Why do dogs like to find the muddiest puddles?
00:38:28I swear they're just like men.
00:38:38Oh, I don't know what I would have done if Bootsy got away.
00:38:42He's never been to this house.
00:38:46You can run along now.
00:39:01I have a gun in my bedside table.
00:39:04I'm going to go get it.
00:39:05Mint.
00:39:05Nothing.
00:39:07No, no, baby.
00:39:08Shut up and get the gun.
00:39:11I love onions in my chili.
00:39:13Won't you please stay and have some with us?
00:39:17Listen, dear.
00:39:18I still remember what it was like when I was a young girl.
00:39:22You two don't need no coop like me around.
00:39:26Tell Kevin I said hi.
00:39:41I'm looking for this.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Just...
00:39:47Honey, you told me the gun was in the drawer, remember?
00:39:50Put the fucking gun down, okay?
00:39:52This has gone far enough.
00:39:53No, it hasn't.
00:39:54Just come on.
00:39:54Just stop it.
00:39:56Kevin.
00:39:57Get back downstairs.
00:40:25I'll never see him again.
00:40:28I promise you that, Sadie.
00:40:31I have to teach you to try not to escape.
00:40:38No?
00:40:40You're a god's hit.
00:40:43Don't you know there is no god?
00:40:45Why would he let me do this to you?
00:40:47No, please.
00:40:48Hey, don't.
00:40:49Hey, don't.
00:40:50No, please.
00:40:52Don't fight it, cheater.
00:40:53I have to punish you so that you learn not to loosen your fingers like Kevin did.
00:41:01Come on, Sadie, look at me.
00:41:03It's me, Jen.
00:41:05You're best friends since second grade.
00:41:08I've learned my lesson, I swear to God.
00:41:12I told you.
00:41:14There is no god.
00:41:16That's why I do this to you.
00:41:19You've lost your mind.
00:41:21I don't see you in you anymore.
00:41:28I don't know you.
00:41:32You know you're right, Jen.
00:41:36We were friends.
00:41:41We were friends!
00:41:54We were friends.
00:43:24How can you fucking do that now?
00:43:27Do I say something?
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:30Can you do that to her?
00:43:33She's passed out now.
00:43:34She doesn't feel anything.
00:43:35You seem awfully protective of her.
00:43:39I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:43:41That's no way to talk to the mother of your child.
00:43:45I'm going to see to it that you don't run away again.
00:43:50Do you remember our favorite movie, baby?
00:43:54You got it on DVD?
00:43:55Oh, you saw a lot of movies, Sadie.
00:44:00Oh, I think it'll come to you.
00:44:05Kathy Bates was very good at it.
00:44:15Misery.
00:44:20What's the saying that everybody remembers?
00:44:26You can't do that.
00:44:28It just creeped everybody out.
00:44:32I think they called it hobbling.
00:44:39What I can't do is have my man try to run away from me again.
00:44:47That's what I can't do.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51I'm sorry, honey.
00:44:52This is...
00:44:53This is going to hurt.
00:44:55I'm sorry.
00:44:56I'm sorry.
00:45:00Fuck!
00:45:07Jesus, fuck!
00:45:10I'm sorry, baby.
00:45:12I'm sorry, Kathy.
00:45:13I don't think I could break the other one.
00:45:16How the hell did you break this with him in the movie?
00:45:20I feel like I'm going to be sick.
00:45:22Ah!
00:45:23Oh!
00:45:49I've been asleep for almost an hour.
00:46:00Where's Kevin?
00:46:01It's upstairs.
00:46:03I felt really, really bad after I crushed his ankle.
00:46:07I wrapped it and gave him some back of him.
00:46:09He's totally knocked out.
00:46:13Will you please let me go?
00:46:16No.
00:46:18You should take some of these.
00:46:20I don't want to.
00:46:23The pain in my hand is just...
00:46:25Oh, no.
00:46:27Not for your hand.
00:46:29Trust me.
00:46:31You're going to want to.
00:46:33Here.
00:46:34Here.
00:46:35Drink, drink, drink.
00:46:43When does this finish?
00:46:46When I'm finished.
00:46:49Did I, uh...
00:46:51ever tell you a story about...
00:46:54when my sister took my little puppy's love away from me?
00:46:59What are you talking about?
00:47:03I had just turned 11.
00:47:07My dad bought me the cutest little puppy.
00:47:14My little sister played with it and pet it.
00:47:22Until that little puppy started to love her more than it loved me.
00:47:27Maybe you didn't love her more than you just thought that.
00:47:32That's not true.
00:47:35One night, I went in her room and that little puppy was sleeping cold up on her bed.
00:47:42I told you I killed that puppy.
00:47:45That's why you went to the hospital.
00:47:47No.
00:47:49I didn't kill the puppy.
00:47:52You didn't?
00:47:54You didn't?
00:47:55No.
00:47:57See, I couldn't blame my little puppy.
00:48:00It wasn't his fault.
00:48:02I didn't know no better.
00:48:06It was my sister's fault.
00:48:10So the next day,
00:48:12she had a little accident in the pool.
00:48:19I helped her drown.
00:48:21You told me you tried to save her.
00:48:24I told everyone that.
00:48:27It wasn't true.
00:48:30Jam.
00:48:35What I didn't tell you is that the police didn't believe me.
00:48:39I was too young to go to jail, so...
00:48:41They can only keep me tall as 18.
00:48:45Listen,
00:48:46I've been thinking, um...
00:48:50Kevin is a lot like my little puppy was.
00:48:56I can't really blame him, you know?
00:48:58You and me,
00:48:59we always said that men are like dogs.
00:49:01Someone just smiles at them,
00:49:03jump up and sleep in their bed.
00:49:08You are beautiful, Jennifer.
00:49:17You have the most beautiful smell.
00:49:32Maybe if my sister
00:49:36wasn't so pretty,
00:49:37my little puppy would have stayed with me.
00:49:41You're beautiful.
00:49:42Sadie.
00:49:43Not as pretty a smile as Jennifer.
00:49:45Oh, that's not true.
00:49:47When we're at bars,
00:49:47guys always want your number first.
00:49:50Let's not beat around the bush.
00:49:54Your dad's a dentist.
00:49:56Your teeth are perfect.
00:49:57I'm just gonna chip one of them.
00:49:59You know what?
00:50:02Yeah, it'll work better if you hold still.
00:50:06Hold still.
00:50:07It'll go easier.
00:50:08Just stop struggling.
00:50:10I'm not gonna pull out your teeth.
00:50:11I'm just gonna chip it.
00:50:18I do have nerves to you.
00:50:29I guess you're kind of pissed, aren't you?
00:50:40I guess you're kind of pissed, aren't you?
00:50:50No, no.
00:50:56It'll be fine.
00:51:01Bye.
00:51:02Bye.
00:51:05Bye.
00:51:07Bye.
00:51:12Bye.
00:51:12Bye.
00:51:13Bye.
00:51:14Bye.
00:51:16Bye.
00:51:37Green tea's ready.
00:51:41Just don't forget the lemon.
00:51:47Two sugars, right?
00:51:51Oh, Bootsy.
00:51:53Oh, honey, have you not had dinner yet?
00:51:57I'm so sorry.
00:51:59Here, have some chili.
00:52:05Oh, and Kevin, you're going to love the little polka-dotted dress I got for you.
00:52:21I don't have any lemons, so I had to use lemon juice.
00:52:30Kevin, you look so pathetic.
00:52:38There, silly willy.
00:52:40All yours.
00:52:49Kevin, you're never getting out of here.
00:52:54You're all mine.
00:53:04Do you like my dress?
00:53:07Do you think it's pretty on me?
00:53:09I brought it up here to surprise you this weekend.
00:53:12Well, I want you to take a good look.
00:53:17Get this picture of my sexy panties in your mind.
00:53:34What are you going to do with that?
00:53:36Baby, I've been doing a lot of thinking.
00:53:42It wasn't your fault.
00:53:45You know, you're cheating on me with Jennifer.
00:53:48She was cute and sexy.
00:53:51And when she laid your eyes on her, it was impossible for you to resist.
00:53:58But I have a way to make that never happen for us again.
00:54:04You have wandering eyes, Kevin.
00:54:07And that's not good for a relationship, baby.
00:54:11Haven't you done enough?
00:54:13All right, come on.
00:54:14I learned my lesson.
00:54:15Just please don't.
00:54:16I gave you the image of the sexy underwear.
00:54:19Don't take mine.
00:54:20Now I'm just going to take your wandering eyes away.
00:54:23You guys, be quiet now.
00:54:28Don't, please, don't, please, don't, don't, please don't see my fucking eyes.
00:54:34Not my eyes.
00:54:45Ah!
00:54:46God!
00:54:47Ah!
00:54:48Ah!
00:54:49No!
00:54:51Jeez, baby.
00:54:52I wasn't trying to kill you.
00:54:53I just trying to blind you.
00:55:09God fucking mess!
00:55:20Dispatch, this is Unit 26.
00:55:22Motor has possibly spotted suspect heading north of Sherwood.
00:55:34Better your big baby?
00:55:45You're a fucking animal.
00:55:49I can barely see.
00:55:52That's the idea, silly.
00:55:57All right.
00:55:59Here is some Vicodin.
00:56:02For your pain.
00:56:05Hot tea?
00:56:07Careful. It's still a little warm.
00:56:10Careful, baby. Don't burn your lips.
00:56:17I think you've learned your lesson.
00:56:22I'm gonna go check on Jan.
00:56:23We need to go check on Jan.
00:56:24Right?
00:56:34What are you doing anyway?
00:56:52Are you still here?
00:56:55Please.
00:56:57Help me.
00:56:59I came down here to inform you
00:57:01that apparently
00:57:03Kevin doesn't miss you anymore at all.
00:57:06It's okay.
00:57:07I just want to go home.
00:57:14Oh, that's not for you.
00:57:16There's a boat down at the lake.
00:57:18Gotta fill it with gas.
00:57:20We're going boating.
00:57:23I know you don't like the water.
00:57:25Quite frankly,
00:57:27I've had some lousy luck with it myself.
00:57:29But I hear
00:57:30drowning is a painless way to go.
00:57:36At least I hope so.
00:57:39Poor little sister.
00:57:41What?
00:57:57Listen.
00:58:11You let me go now
00:58:13I won't tell anyone
00:58:15Look, this never happened
00:58:17I'll let you go
00:58:19Come on, Jennifer, you think I'm crazy?
00:58:21Yeah
00:58:22You know what?
00:58:23You are crazy
00:58:24You're a fucking psycho bitch
00:58:26What more can you do to me, Sadie?
00:58:28Kill me?
00:58:32That's what she planned on doing, right?
00:58:34We were friends
00:58:37I thought I knew you
00:58:39Nobody knew you, Sadie
00:58:42I slept with Kevin
00:58:43Get over it
00:58:44It's not the end of the fucking world, okay?
00:58:49You're a drama queen
00:58:53Sit down, drama queen
00:58:56Jesus
00:59:19Come on, baby
00:59:20Come on
00:59:27Come on, fucker
00:59:29Come on
00:59:32Come on
00:59:33Come on
00:59:33Come on
01:00:00I could do this
01:00:03Uh
01:00:05Uh
01:00:08Um
01:00:13hold on
01:00:15Uh
01:00:15Uh
01:00:15Uh
01:00:16Uh
01:00:33Help. Help. Help.
01:00:36Jennifer, get in the car or I'll blow your tits off.
01:00:47I never meant for any of this to happen.
01:00:50Yeah, well it sure did, didn't it?
01:00:54No.
01:00:56It's Kevin and myself.
01:00:59Ironic.
01:01:02I just never thought Kevin was right for you.
01:01:05I don't know that I'm right for anyone.
01:01:09Maybe that's not true.
01:01:14Maybe there is one person.
01:01:17Yeah?
01:01:18Who might that be?
01:01:21Me?
01:01:26I tried to tell you.
01:01:29I've always seen your magic, Sadie.
01:01:34Kevin, I've always been there when you need to be.
01:01:38What if I told you I loved you?
01:01:43Everything I did, I did to get closer to you.
01:01:49That would be a real fucking complication, wouldn't it be?
01:01:55I don't want to die, Sadie.
01:01:58Part of me doesn't want that either.
01:02:04Sadie.
01:02:09No.
01:02:09It's I'm wrong.
01:02:33Shit.
01:02:34Shit!
01:02:39The fucking song wasn't even over.
01:03:05You don't really listen, do you?
01:03:07You know what, Sadie?
01:03:11Go ahead and kill me already.
01:03:15That's your plan, isn't it?
01:03:18You flat-chested whore.
01:03:22You know why I was your only friend?
01:03:25Nobody liked you.
01:03:28Everyone thought you were a freak. Everyone thought you were nuts.
01:03:33The guys knew you'd put out, so they went out with you.
01:03:37That's all you were good for, Sadie.
01:03:41Good for an easy way.
01:03:56You said you loved me, Jennifer.
01:04:02Or were you just lying when you said that?
01:04:05Fuck.
01:04:11I...
01:04:11am rescinding my request for you to be my maid of honor!
01:04:15Uh?
01:04:29Die!
01:04:29Die!
01:04:54What the fuck?
01:04:57You're a tough fuck to kill.
01:05:01I'll be right back.
01:05:12What's going on?
01:05:15Where were you guys ten minutes ago when I was changing my tire?
01:05:19Can you check my tire and make sure it's okay?
01:05:21Sure.
01:05:25Looks good.
01:05:27Where are you headed?
01:05:29Oh, I just went to get some cigarettes, head back to the house with my boyfriend.
01:05:33Shitty habit.
01:05:36The cigarette's not my boyfriend.
01:05:38There was an escape just a few miles from here.
01:05:40We have extra squads out.
01:05:41We'll find this guy.
01:05:43Once you get home, make sure you lock your doors.
01:05:45If you see anybody or anything that looks out of place, you call 911, okay?
01:05:49Thank you, officer.
01:05:50Both of you.
01:05:51Thanks for the warning.
01:05:52Help.
01:05:54What the hell?
01:06:03Help.
01:06:04Help.
01:06:07Help.
01:06:11Help.
01:06:13Help.
01:06:13Help.
01:06:13Help.
01:06:15Help.
01:06:16Help.
01:06:17Help.
01:06:17Help.
01:06:17Help.
01:06:19Help.
01:06:20Help.
01:06:21Help.
01:06:22Help.
01:06:27There really is a God after all.
01:06:32Jesus.
01:07:17There really is a God after all.
01:07:35Need a lift?
01:07:37I sure do.
01:07:54Buckle up.
01:07:57Didn't think anybody stopped me on a night like this.
01:08:00Guess it's your lucky day.
01:08:03Car break down.
01:08:05Ah, yeah. A couple miles back there.
01:08:09How far are you going?
01:08:11Wherever you're heading, I guess.
01:08:13I ran into some cops back there.
01:08:17They said a man escaped from prison not far from here.
01:08:22I didn't know they had a prison around here.
01:08:29I bet men in prison don't get a lot of pussy.
01:08:35Guess not.
01:08:38Bet it's been a while for you, too.
01:08:43Don't try to figure this out.
01:08:46I'm just a crazy horny bitch.
01:08:55Really?
01:08:57Really horny?
01:09:03Come on!
01:09:05I want you to come.
01:09:06I want you to come!
01:09:07I want you to come.
01:09:33Oh, baby.
01:09:35That was great.
01:09:40I want to thank you.
01:09:42Oh, baby. You just did thank me.
01:09:45No. I want to thank you for my alibi.
01:10:06You're getting me all messy.
01:10:12Okay.
01:10:22Buckle up.
01:10:25Okay.
01:10:57Kevin! Honey, I'm back!
01:11:06I'm back!
01:11:18Shh!
01:12:02Baby, where are you?
01:12:05I'm back.
01:12:06I'm back.
01:12:06Show your face!
01:12:48Kevin!
01:12:49All right. Go ahead.
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:55Ah!
01:13:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:00Oh, oh.
01:14:03Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:39Oh, Karen.
01:14:49I forgive you now.
01:14:54I really do.
01:15:41I forgive you now.
01:15:56I'm trying to drive away after killing my friends and raping me.
01:16:07Bang.
01:16:15And you crushed my hand in the vice.
01:16:25Shit.
01:16:25This is gonna hurt.
01:16:43This is gonna hurt.
01:17:05This is gonna hurt.
01:17:17This man came to the house.
01:17:21He killed my boyfriend.
01:17:23You raped me.
01:17:25I'm sending help.
01:17:26I'm notifying the paramedics.
01:17:28Please, you gotta send someone.
01:17:30Help is on the way.
01:17:32Is the man still there?
01:17:33No.
01:17:34Yes.
01:17:35Yes, he is.
01:17:36Where is the man now?
01:17:38He's dead.
01:17:40I managed to find a revolver in the house and shoot him.
01:17:45Okay.
01:17:46Just stay calm.
01:17:48I'm hurt really badly.
01:17:50Please, please send someone.
01:17:51Just stay with me, honey.
01:17:53I've got the paramedics and police on the way.
01:18:27I have to ask you a few questions, sweetheart.
01:18:29It's very important.
01:18:30Are you allergic to any medicines?
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:33Because of your injuries, I have to ask you.
01:18:35Are you pregnant?
01:18:39No, I'm not pregnant.
01:18:41Okay, we're going to get you to the hospital as quick as we can.
01:18:44Doctors are waiting.
01:18:46I found this dog.
01:18:48Poor thing was hiding in the back room.
01:18:50Bootsy!
01:18:51There you are, sweetie.
01:18:53I'm so glad that man didn't hurt you.
01:18:56Oh.
01:18:57Oh, you must still be scared.
01:18:59That's okay, baby.
01:19:00Mom is here.
01:19:01Mom is here.
01:19:01I love you.
01:19:02We'll take the dog.
01:19:03We'll take good care of him.
01:19:06Thank you so much.
01:19:11And, Sheriff, I just wanted to ask you a question.
01:19:20Is he the man who escaped from prison?
01:19:23Yeah.
01:19:24I mean, I think it was.
01:19:26You were very brave to do what you did.
01:19:28You saved your life.
01:19:30Yeah, I just wish I could have saved my boyfriend.
01:19:34You made it.
01:19:36You'll be okay now.
01:19:39Yeah.
01:19:43I think I will.
01:19:45I think I will.
01:19:59You'll never get it.
01:20:01The longer I'm on the job, the more it baffles me.
01:20:05So that poor girl, she can get through on this.
01:20:34Hi, gorgeous.
01:20:35Hi, honey.
01:20:37Hi.
01:20:39On you, too, Bootsy.
01:20:41Can I get you anything?
01:20:43I'll have a nice tea, please.
01:20:49Nice ass.
01:20:51Sadie is the most beautiful girl in the world.
01:20:53The whole wide world and parts of the universe, too?
01:20:56Most parts.
01:20:58I love you, Sadie.
01:21:00You do.
01:21:03So you'd never cheat on me?
01:21:05God would have to be crazy to even look at another woman when he's got a girl as great
01:21:08as you.
01:21:09I suppose you're right.
01:21:11Besides, if you cheated on me, I'd have to kill you.
01:21:18Hey, why are the cute ones always take them?
01:21:22Not always.
01:21:23Mm-hmm.
01:21:31All I know is all I know is he's gonna be he's gonna be his girl, world, world, world, and
01:21:39it's gonna be the fire that's everywhere in the world, world, world, world, world, world.
01:21:47Some day she's crazy, some day she's uncovering, I said she's blaming, everything in me, all I know is he's
01:22:04a man, love is only strong, but it's been a long time, that's the name of the sun.
01:22:18Some day she's crazy, some day she's uncovering, I said she's blaming, everything in me, all I know is he's
01:22:35a man, he's a woman, he's a woman, he's a woman, he's a woman, he's a woman.
01:22:49He's a woman, he's a woman, he's a woman.
01:23:17I see nervousness in your eyes.
01:23:22If you wanna approach me, baby, you need to learn to be smooth and slide.
01:23:29Tell me what you really want from me, I've heard that pick a plan before.
01:23:36If you think you want a good baby, then I'll lead you to the fucking door.
01:23:43Tell me what you wanna do with me, I am for the mad guy.
01:23:50Just because I wear the clothes real tight, doesn't mean you're gonna get the good tonight.
01:23:58Breathe a tiny bit slower, baby, I feel desperation taking over you.
01:24:05If only you could feel me out, would you understand my point of view?
01:24:12Take the time to know my name, cause you're not gonna win this game.
01:24:19I like to take it nice and slow, so get out of the fast lane.
01:24:26Tell me what you really want from me, I've heard that pick a plan before.
01:24:33If you think you want a good baby, then I'll lead you to the fucking door.
01:24:40Tell me what you wanna do with me, I am for the mad guy.
01:24:47Just because I wear the clothes real tight, doesn't mean you're gonna get the good tonight.
01:25:19So I'll take it again.
01:25:23Tell me what you really want from me, I've heard that pick a plan before.
01:25:30If you think you want a good baby, then I'll lead you to the fucking door.
01:25:37Tell me what you wanna do with me, I am for the mad guy.
01:25:44Just because I wear the clothes real tight, doesn't mean you're gonna get the good tonight.
01:25:51Bye.
01:25:58Bye.
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