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00:00What is this and how am I supposed to do it?
00:03A marriage proposal circus.
00:05I married him off and sold him to you.
00:06How much do you want?
00:08How much we've come together!
00:11Something when it's not breaded.
00:13This is the point in time.
00:15Look.
00:16What's this?
00:18What is this?
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03:58Yes, yes
04:00In the vehicle
04:01Ataç
04:02Yes
04:04Is this fan Yasmine?
04:06from outside
04:07Aheli
04:09from Ariyden
04:10Love
04:12BirRIS
04:13gakriz
04:13Ali
04:18Samaş
04:18Eli
04:19Samaş
04:20Love
04:21Sumer
04:21It is
04:22Places
04:22It is
04:25Ali
04:26Samraj
04:27He watched
04:27Yes.
04:28This too?
04:30This too?
04:32This too?
04:32Is this one small and one large?
04:33This too?
04:34This too?
04:35What is this, really?
04:36What are these things?
04:42That's a lot more.
04:52What's this?
04:53What's this?
04:54What's this?
04:54I'm sorry now, I'd have more plastic in me than a recycling wheelie bin.
04:59Ellie and Sam Raj are headed to the hideaway after getting a second chance.
05:03So these were dumped, but they've not really been dumped.
05:07Why were they thrown out in the first place?
05:09Because the two Bomchells were on a secret mission.
05:12They were there for 24 hours and in those 24 hours they had to decide who to kick off.
05:18So they chose these two because they fancied their partners.
05:22And it's too much to explain to someone.
05:25You're one of the most well-informed people I've ever met.
05:28I could go on mastermind talking about Love Island.
05:31And last night leaving, it made me realize,
05:34I do like them. If we get back in, I'm just going to be bold as fucking brass.
05:39I'm just going to be like, Aidan, let's go.
05:41She's quite aggressive with her affections and shit.
05:43She's quite hardcore. Bold as fucking brass.
05:45A massive ponytail.
05:47Why are they whispering all the time?
05:49Because they're in the secret hideaway.
05:51Oh, I see. I've explained that.
05:52OK, but if you're in the secret hideaway, how can anyone hear you?
05:55Because it's just the other side of the wall.
05:57Oh, OK.
05:58Just shut up and watch.
05:59It's not Friend Island.
06:00No.
06:00You're here to find someone.
06:01I like the idea of Friend Island.
06:03I think that would appear to like me.
06:04Someone in their 40s.
06:06Yeah, go on there and make a few new friends.
06:08The way they are...
06:10Oh, she's got a text.
06:11She's got a text.
06:12She's got a text.
06:14She's got a text.
06:19Oh, that's a big revelation.
06:20I don't know what happened.
06:22Ellie and Sam Raj, two bombshells are waiting to date you.
06:25Please get ready.
06:26Are they now going on a date with two new people?
06:29ARROW.
06:29OK, so they're back in the game.
06:32You don't need to...
06:35Two new bombshells are here.
06:37Oh, hold on.
06:38Just ignore the voiceover, because it's annoying.
06:42I like a confident guy who's a bit of a geyser.
06:45She likes a what?
06:46A confident guy who's a bit of a geyser.
06:49Oh, a confident guy who's a bit of a geyser.
06:51She likes one of the lads.
06:52This is why I need me subtitles.
06:55I'm Kevin, I'm 21, I'm an electrician from Kent.
06:58I've never had an electrician come to the house like that.
07:00Don't worry.
07:01Do you vet them before you let them in?
07:03I always check them out.
07:04Have you turned him away?
07:04I go on checkatrade.com, I look at their profile picture,
07:08and I call them and go, mate, you're too handsome.
07:10You can't fucking come round here.
07:11The boys better be afraid.
07:14Especially my brother Aiden.
07:16Oh, he's Aiden's brother?
07:18Whoa.
07:19No way.
07:21Hold on, does Aiden not know he's coming in?
07:24Does he know Aiden's there?
07:25I don't.
07:26What the fuck is going on?
07:28This is really quite exciting.
07:30See, I told you.
07:31Hello.
07:32How are you?
07:33I'm good, how are you?
07:34We knew this drama, but this is double drama.
07:36They better not bring his father and granddad in next.
07:38Do you see how it works?
07:40Yeah.
07:40It's like a Thomas Hardy novel.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Cheers.
07:43It's the first day.
07:44This is exciting.
07:45Do you think she's put some blusher on her?
07:46Someone punched her.
07:48What's been going on?
07:51What hasn't been going on?
07:52It's been a bit crazy, to be fair.
07:53It's been high vibes, a lot of energy.
07:55Do you understand the accent?
07:56No.
07:57Not a word.
07:58She, I mean, she's great.
07:59She's like, she's, I think she's Scottish.
08:02And she's saying, she might be, yeah.
08:05About the vibes.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Anyone you've been, like, getting close to?
08:09I've been chatting to Aiden.
08:10Aiden's his brother.
08:11Had a wee kiss and everything like that.
08:13All of that jazz.
08:14Say Aiden's my brother.
08:15Where are you from?
08:16City.
08:17City.
08:18Same as Aiden.
08:20There's so many people from Kent there.
08:21What, in the villa?
08:22Yeah.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:24Aiden, he's like, Aiden was your...
08:26Yeah, he's from Kent.
08:28Aiden's my brother.
08:30Aiden's my brother.
08:32Fuck off!
08:35Yes.
08:36Fuck off.
08:37Fuck off.
08:38Fair play.
08:39That's a great response from her.
08:41Succinct, to the point.
08:42What's your type, then?
08:43I love good teeth, nice style.
08:46That's us for good teeth.
08:48What's your type?
08:49I don't have, like, a specific.
08:51Teeth's massive.
08:52Yeah.
08:52Nice teeth, nice smile.
08:53Teeth are massive.
08:55Yeah.
08:55Don't make fun of the working class, it's Nigel.
08:58Sorry.
08:58How's it feel now where the wires are with the power?
09:02Oh, they're going back in.
09:04Oh, now they're walking in.
09:05Aiden's going to see his brother.
09:06Because he's going to know it's his brother, isn't it?
09:08I think so, yeah.
09:10Do we recognize that guy?
09:12Yeah.
09:12Oh, it's my brother.
09:14Oh, my God!
09:16WHISTLE BLOWS
09:18WHISTLE BLOWS
09:19WHISTLE BLOWS
09:19WHISTLE BLOWS
09:20WHISTLE BLOWS
09:22WHISTLE BLOWS
09:22WHISTLE BLOWS
09:22WHISTLE BLOWS
09:23Oh, Aiden's face.
09:25What's going on, bro?
09:27Come on, brother.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:31My brother's here, my brother.
09:32All right, brother, you brother.
09:33He thought this was his moment.
09:35He's going to be the star of the family.
09:37And now his brother's turned up.
09:39HE LAUGHS
09:41WHISTLE BLOWS
09:42WHISTLE BLOWS
09:42WHISTLE BLOWS
09:52And I'm like, it's your Uncle Jeff.
09:55HE LAUGHS
09:55WHISTLE BLOWS
09:56WHISTLE BLOWS
09:57Oh, my God!
09:58What the hell?
09:59I'm exhausted.
10:00I've got a headache from all the screaming.
10:02I'm absolutely exhausted.
10:03I mean, I'm not going to lie.
10:04It's amazing, isn't it, Love Island?
10:06Yeah, I'm just so invested in the drama now.
10:09Do you know what this show needs?
10:11What?
10:12A little weird, ugly fella coming in
10:13and being genuinely honest
10:15and a bit funny and a bit cheeky.
10:17You're not ugly.
10:18No, but I'd come in and I'd go,
10:21anyone?
10:22And if one of them were said,
10:24yeah, I'd say, right, I'm sticking with you.
10:26HE LAUGHS
10:26HE LAUGHS
10:33In North London...
10:35The weather's taken a bit of a turn, hasn't it?
10:37Freezing.
10:38I'd have a blanket over my knees last night.
10:40And my husband is hot at night.
10:42I'm always cold, so I like...
10:44So there's a conflict, you know.
10:46Julian and his good friend Nigel.
10:48Do you know what he did last night?
10:50What?
10:50I turned around, I turned over in bed
10:53and he said,
10:55turn the other way.
10:57He said,
10:58I can't have you lying there staring at me.
11:00Look at what he said.
11:01I was trying to go to sleep.
11:03Staring at him.
11:05Better things to do.
11:07What did you say in response?
11:09Fuck off.
11:10On Sunday night,
11:12another bunch of quizzes were playing
11:14for big bucks on ITV.
11:16Pub quizzes, I don't think I've ever been to one.
11:18I like the idea of...
11:19You've never been to a pub quiz?
11:19No.
11:20What?
11:22Dude, I go to like...
11:23I've been to a few.
11:24If there's a strawberry daiquiri there,
11:26I'll be there.
11:27I'm nowhere near a bit.
11:28Strawberry daiquiri is not a pub quiz drink, mate.
11:30It's not really.
11:31It's not really the vibe, to be honest.
11:32That's what I'm saying.
11:38You're feeling clever, Knight?
11:40Not particularly.
11:41Who would ever say no to want this to be a millionaire?
11:44Who would ever say no to what...
11:46I bet there's something...
11:47Somebody who's quite sort of arty, you know?
11:53There he is.
11:55The big C.
11:58Clarkson.
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17:22I don't know what to say other than you are leaving here, Jamie Eidman, with £1,000.
17:28Thank you.
17:28There you go. A grand you didn't have before.
17:30That's true. Do you know what I mean?
17:32Well, that wasn't one of the best, was it?
17:34No.
17:34Good, because I'd never seen anyone walk away with a grand.
17:37You're fidgeting away. You're full of beans today, aren't you Nigel?
17:41Mmm.
17:42Full of beans.
17:43Yes.
17:46In Kent.
17:47There's a slight addiction shop in.
17:49I like to shop at least once a week.
17:51What, every week you go shopping?
17:52I buy it.
17:53For clothes?
17:54Yeah, I buy, like, you know, I'll get a little something for something.
17:57Harry and Matt.
17:58What's your go-to, like, items, do you know what I mean?
18:01Like trousers, t-shirt, like, what's your most frequent purchase?
18:04My most frequent purchase, I actually struggle a lot with jeans.
18:08Because, as you would know, when you've got big thighs like us, adductors,
18:12they tend to chafe and rub. The chafing is the issue.
18:15I get chafe a lot. If you go away, yeah, and I go in the sea,
18:18and I don't want to change my shorts, I get a bad chafe.
18:21Yeah.
18:22Then I have to walk around like that.
18:23Like that.
18:24Yeah, yeah.
18:25That chafe being there a lot, mate, it's not ideal.
18:27It hurts. People don't realize these adductor problems are real.
18:30Yeah, it's not ideal.
18:31On Friday, we kicked off our morning routine in the usual way on ITV.
18:37Do you want breakfast?
18:38Yeah.
18:39Yeah.
18:41Oh, ta.
18:42That's not you out.
18:43Is that it?
18:44Yeah, that's it.
18:45Are you an early riser, you're quite, oh, you are an early riser.
18:48Because you'll often message me three times.
18:506 a.m.
18:516am, I'm like, oh, Claire's had a coffee.
18:54I'm on my second coffee, I was just thinking.
18:57Okay.
19:03This steam tune don't half make you dance so, doesn't it?
19:06Yeah.
19:08Save our shippers.
19:10Throw some signs.
19:11Go on, mate.
19:12Save our strippers.
19:14Amen!
19:17Are you having that for breakfast?
19:18Yeah.
19:20Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
19:22Mm-hmm.
19:22I love a boiled egg.
19:23I love a boiled egg.
19:25Oh, I love it. And soldiers.
19:26Mmm.
19:26I wore an omelette, plain omelette.
19:28They make a very good omelette.
19:29Do you make a good one?
19:30I do.
19:30See, you're a good cook.
19:31The one thing I can do is spinach omelette.
19:33Oh, divine!
19:34Now, is it outdated to hire a stripper?
19:38I had a stripper.
19:38Your 40th?
19:39My 40th, yeah.
19:41I remember it on tape.
19:42Yeah, mind you, it was a right nice blocked, it was.
19:45Well, so, yeah, nice.
19:46Do you know how many times people have asked me if I'm a stripper?
19:48Ever after.
19:50If I could have a pound for every time someone said to me, are you a stripper?
19:53Or have you been stripped?
19:54I feel that's quite insulting.
19:56Or have you done butter in the buff?
19:57Both hen party organizers and strippers say reservations for hen parties are now lower than
20:03ever before.
20:05I like a stripper, do you?
20:07It's in the right situation.
20:08It can be fun.
20:09Yeah, it's just awkward, but it's also like you're with other people as well.
20:13Shall I just give you one of those strip dances now?
20:15No, don't do that.
20:16Stop doing that, please.
20:17I'm now going for wow-ness activities instead of...
20:20So we joined by April Todd, who went to hen party business alongside strippers Gary Maloney
20:24and Tony O'Brien.
20:25Oh.
20:26Okay.
20:26Wow, look at these guys.
20:28Wow.
20:29Look at him on them.
20:31Is this us in a different life?
20:33What?
20:34That is quite concerning.
20:36Have you noticed this?
20:37This is a...
20:38To be honest, I think I'm an exception to the rule because I'm probably bigger than I've ever been.
20:42Ooh, alright cocky.
20:45It's like, yeah, I'm great.
20:46Matt 2.0.
20:48The most important part is to put everyone at ease and it's about them not you.
20:52It's about them not you but when you're standing there with your bits out it's kind of about you.
20:56Yeah.
20:57I think the one way to make sure people are at ease is keep your clothes on.
21:00Keep your clothes on.
21:00And I think that's so, so important and I think once I've left that I need to know when I've
21:04left there they know me as Gary the actual person and not just the stripper.
21:08Oh, bless him.
21:09Sorry.
21:10Bless his heart.
21:11I'm more than a thong.
21:13What's he do like when he's naked?
21:15Just so you know ladies it's Gary.
21:16Nice to meet you all.
21:18You can call me Gaz.
21:20Tony, what have you found?
21:22You're professionally known as seduction.
21:23Oh, seduction?
21:24Is that his birth name do you think?
21:28Seduction.
21:29Can't take him serious with that hat on.
21:31Seduction.
21:31I mean similar to what Gary said it's for me I transitioned from dance.
21:35Oh, Tony's his real name.
21:37No wonder he calls himself seduction.
21:40It's quite hard to concentrate because you can't see his eyes in the cowboy.
21:42You can't see him for that big hat.
21:44Do you ever do celebrities homes?
21:46Is any celebrity out there got a bit crazy?
21:48I mean I don't like to name drop.
21:49Oh Alison, getting the gossip.
21:51Oh, I bet I wonder if he is.
21:52Send him around.
21:53Yeah but he ain't going to disclose that is he?
21:55Well, let's find out.
21:56But I was dancing with Amanda Holden last week.
22:00I knew she'd come up.
22:01Yeah Mandy she's a filthy mare Mandy.
22:04We did panto with Amanda Holden didn't we?
22:07We certainly did.
22:08Do you know what she has for lunch?
22:09Five grapes.
22:11And I was with the Danny Dyers both of them.
22:13Oh, he had both of the Dannys?
22:14Oh my god.
22:15Did he just say Danny Dyer then?
22:17And he was yeah he enjoyed the lap time.
22:19He was just loving it.
22:20What would you do though B if Gary the stripper turned up at the party?
22:26I go, I fucking know you.
22:28You're Gary the stripper.
22:30Gary the stripper.
22:31Yeah you're Gary the stripper.
22:33I've seen you on the cellar.
22:34On this morning.
22:35On this morning, yeah.
22:44In Essex.
22:46There are two types of parents.
22:47Liars.
22:48Yeah.
22:48And honest ones.
22:49Yeah.
22:50The honest ones are me.
22:51Yeah.
22:51Summer holidays are hard.
22:52And the liars go.
22:54All that time with my children.
22:56Oh, it's just beautiful.
22:57I'm terrified.
22:58Best friends are Jordan and Perry.
23:00I've run out of things to do in the first three days.
23:03You've got three though haven't you?
23:04So it's a lot.
23:05The first three days I run out of things to do.
23:06Okay.
23:07Then if we're lucky enough we go on holiday.
23:10And that's just parenting in the sun.
23:11It's the same stuff at home but just on a sun lounge.
23:14Yeah, I hear that.
23:15With an audience because everyone's then looking at ya.
23:17They should do more like remember like American TV they do like camps and stuff.
23:21Yes.
23:21I'd send my kids to a camp.
23:23Would ya?
23:23Yeah man.
23:25Absolutely.
23:26But would you be like from birth or just?
23:28Well that's called adoption isn't it?
23:29No.
23:31On Tuesday night the creme de la creme were at it again on channel 4.
23:36Draw beating technique.
23:37Okay.
23:38Like this right.
23:40Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
23:41Oh.
23:42Bye Val.
23:43Okay I thought you were about to.
23:45You scared me there for a moment.
23:46Just eat the top.
23:47No.
23:49I actually enjoy cooking.
23:51But I'm not very good at it.
23:52You make a nice soup don't you?
23:54I make a very nice soup.
23:56And no chewing involved.
24:02Bake off the professionals.
24:04I could never do this.
24:05Oh no this this is when like it levels up.
24:08Yeah.
24:10Here they come.
24:12He's Benoit and she's cherished and they are top of their game.
24:17Chef today you must create a stunning biscuit modern landmark.
24:21Oh, a landmark made a biscuit.
24:24I'll do the Lloyds build.
24:25Oh, this is the one I do.
24:26Oh yeah, you love Lloyds.
24:28I do Stonehenge because that's quite easy.
24:29You just get some of those sponge fingers.
24:32Sponge fingers, yeah.
24:32And then put them all like that with a sponge finger across the top.
24:35We're done.
24:36That's it.
24:36We're done.
24:37Benoit.
24:37Anything to add?
24:38Chef today you must also make twelve petit gâteaux.
24:42What?
24:42Petit gâteaux.
24:43Any type of food sounds better French.
24:47Yeah, of course it does.
24:48Do you know what I mean?
24:49Of course it does.
24:50Like a sausage roll.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Sounds nicer than what you have in sausage roll.
24:54Yeah because French is like the most perfect accent.
24:57Yeah but like imagine imagine you know today I'm going to make
25:02Yeah.
25:03You know that sounds nicer.
25:05Chefs you had one hour to prepare last night.
25:07You now have a further four hours to complete this challenge.
25:10Well they've got four hours to do all this Nigel.
25:13God.
25:13Tell me we're not going to have to watch it for four hours.
25:15No, please no.
25:16You see this is why I don't like baking.
25:19Good morning.
25:20What are you going to make for your model Emma?
25:22We have a Frenchman on the team.
25:24So we're making the Louvre and surrounding buildings.
25:26The Louvre and the surrounding buildings.
25:29With the pyramids.
25:29Good Lord.
25:31Are they going to do our chocolate?
25:32I see chocolate there.
25:33Oh I mean could you be bothered?
25:35No.
25:35Paying homage to the world's largest art museum.
25:38Will and Sophia will surround their Louvre landmark.
25:41Oh that looks nice doesn't it?
25:42Oh they've got to do all the outbuildings around the Louvre as well.
25:46Oh no.
25:47We thought they were just doing the triangle.
25:49The triangle.
25:52Decorated with white chocolate paints and filled with a baobab and tangy passion fruit compote insert.
25:58Nice.
25:59A baobab.
26:00What's a baobab?
26:01I have no idea.
26:02Will loves to use baobab.
26:04Because I'm really interested in products that prove your health.
26:07Okay.
26:07So that's also why we've gone with cocoa and burdock biscuit.
26:10And burdock.
26:11Burdock.
26:12Burdock.
26:12I've got a half watching that Frenchman.
26:15It's just the voice.
26:17Are we gonna taste the bollocks?
26:18Bollocks?
26:23She said bollocks.
26:24She did.
26:25You don't want to taste that yet.
26:28No.
26:29Yeah.
26:30She can taste the bollocks if she wants.
26:32The pyramid.
26:33It's a difficult design, it's ambitious.
26:49Thank you for watching.
27:05No, no, no, no!
27:07Oh my god, what are they gonna do? Take that cardboard away and hope it stays together.
27:11Careful, careful, careful!
27:13This is the money shop. This is what we're waiting for.
27:16Oh no!
27:18He's fucked it.
27:19Oh, that's so sad.
27:22That's so sad.
27:23Oh, it's awful. It's awful. Just give up. Go home.
27:26Alright, just turn it around. Turn it around, show him a good bit.
27:29He's tripping.
27:31Oh, it's leaking. There's a leak in the Louvre.
27:34Chefs, your time is up.
27:37Oh no.
27:37Oh my gosh.
27:38Don't look at it. Just don't look at it.
27:41Yeah, don't look at it. Don't look at it.
27:42It's that bad. Look away.
27:44That's what I do with my problems.
27:48I just don't want to tell you. Just ignore it.
27:50Don't look at it. If you ignore it, it doesn't exist.
27:54In Essex.
27:55It's cold.
27:57Where's the air conditioning?
27:58Well, I'm sure you're trying to do me in.
28:00What do you mean, do you in? What have I got to go in?
28:02Well, I've got me, what's it? My life insurance.
28:05What is life insurance?
28:07Rylan and his mum, Linda.
28:09Well, when I die, it goes to your next kin.
28:12What, me?
28:12No.
28:14The eldest, isn't it, is the next of kin.
28:17So Jamie gets it.
28:18It's like my nanny died, bless her. Susan was the eldest.
28:23Hold up a minute.
28:23But she's out between the three.
28:25Are you joking?
28:27What, I don't get anything.
28:28Yeah, yeah.
28:30Whatever's there goes between you and Jamie.
28:33Well, listen, I mean, I've been quiet lately.
28:36I might have to go and cut the brakes on your camera.
28:39Well done, it's probably half a toothbrush each.
28:42This week, it was all about girl power in this movie
28:46with a message on Netflix.
28:48Ladies first.
28:50Quite right, too.
28:51I don't think anyone ever says ladies first to us.
28:57This is a story about a man named Damien.
29:01Damien had it all.
29:03Wealth.
29:04Sex.
29:05Power.
29:06Is that David Attenborough?
29:07No.
29:08That was Richard E. Grant's voiceover then, I heard.
29:10Oh, was it? Oh, well spotted.
29:12Because he was also an arsehole.
29:15I like that.
29:16Like all men.
29:17Like, eh?
29:18Like all men.
29:19Every single one of them.
29:21Last night was incredible.
29:23I've heard that line many, many times.
29:25A few people say that to you in the morning.
29:27Yeah.
29:28Nigel.
29:28Ooh, Nigel, that was incredible.
29:30Anything for the woman who took my virginity.
29:34What?
29:35What?
29:35Who took my virginity?
29:37That's a good one.
29:39That's a good one.
29:41Right.
29:41So he's a creep.
29:43Yeah.
29:44So this is what being the CEO of Guinness gets you.
29:47Did they say the CEO of Guinness?
29:49Mmm.
29:49Have you ever had a Guinness World Record?
29:50The drink?
29:51I think he's the Guinness owner.
29:53So, the board are on to me about female representation.
29:58Did you see that? Female representation. Terrible.
30:01Atlus doesn't have a single creative director who is a woman.
30:06So why the hell should that matter?
30:07Why the hell should that matter?
30:09Why the hell should that matter?
30:10Why should that matter, Charles Dobbs?
30:11I mean, I just want to launch my biscuits at the telly.
30:17We just promoted the most incredible woman to creative director last week.
30:22Saying anything after a golf swing.
30:23Yeah.
30:24Makes you a dick.
30:25Yeah.
30:25So tell me, who is this new female we appointed last week?
30:29I read it.
30:30Oh, sorry. Did I say last week?
30:32Mm-hmm.
30:32I meant this afternoon.
30:34So he's obviously thought we're going to lose this contract if I don't employ a woman.
30:37Mm-hmm.
30:38He's a bit of a misogynist, isn't he? Let's be honest.
30:40Guinness want to increase their female market share.
30:43Do you love Guinness?
30:44Well, I love Guinness.
30:45Yeah, who doesn't love a Guinness?
30:47Who doesn't love a Guinness?
30:48Who doesn't?
30:49And talking of women, we have a new one.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:53Talking of women, we've got a new one.
30:56We've got one.
30:57Talking of women, there's one there.
30:59This is our new creative director, Alex, um...
31:05Oh, he's a prick.
31:07He can't even remember her name.
31:09Fox.
31:10Correct.
31:11Oh.
31:12Correct.
31:12Alex for...
31:14Shut up.
31:14I just want to see...
31:15Right.
31:16Let's get into it.
31:16Product name and ideas.
31:17Let's go.
31:18So basically we don't care what you have to say.
31:20Great.
31:20Move on.
31:21Tagline.
31:22Can't grow a mustache.
31:23Well, Guinness girl's got you.
31:24Because girls can't grow her mustaches, can they?
31:26Some can.
31:27Right?
31:29Then she and the St. Paulie girl has a pub fight and it's Guinness.
31:33And it's foam and it's mustache.
31:34Do we want to tie alcohol to violence, though?
31:36They're fighting.
31:37Yeah, look.
31:38Don't even listen to her now.
31:39Close out.
31:40Hold on.
31:41Are we sure we want to tie alcohol to violence, though?
31:43Which she just said.
31:44I mean, it'd be funny if it wasn't so probably true to life and depressing.
31:48Yeah.
31:48It really is.
31:48So it's hard as a woman to watch it and be like, ha-ha, it's great, isn't it?
31:52Those women are undermined in the workplace.
31:54It's really good and funny, isn't it?
31:56I thought I was running point on the Guinness pitch.
31:59Oh.
31:59Yeah, yeah, you are.
32:00Just need the new girl to cover ourselves in their female prospector, right?
32:04Oh, no.
32:05She's overheard them.
32:07She's overheard it.
32:08Yeah.
32:08I thought you should know the female prospector just heard all of that.
32:14Go on, girl.
32:15Do you reckon she's going to give them a piece of their mind?
32:17Hopefully.
32:17Because I'm good at this and I deserve the job and...
32:20Time of the month.
32:22Did you know what you just said?
32:23Yeah.
32:24I would just go, what time would that be?
32:26Hmm.
32:27I've got news for you.
32:28Please tell.
32:30The problem is you.
32:32Oh, really?
32:33Yes.
32:33Yes, go on.
32:34Good girl.
32:35It's you.
32:35It is, it is.
32:37You know, I'm not some blow-up doll that you can just wheel out to your meetings to prove
32:41You're evolved.
32:42Don't blow-up dolls.
32:43They last longer than you have.
32:45They last longer than you have.
32:47Every time I think he can't say something worse, he does it.
32:50He just trumps it.
32:51Keeps going.
32:52Oh, by the way.
32:54You're fine.
32:56You're fine.
32:58Brilliant.
32:59Deserve that.
33:02Do you know what reminds me of?
33:04What?
33:04You in Marbella.
33:05That glass door.
33:06Oh, don't.
33:07Remember you kept walking into that glass door?
33:09Every day.
33:09In her apartment.
33:11Every single day.
33:12Every single day.
33:13There you go.
33:14Open your eyes.
33:15Oh dear.
33:16He survived.
33:17Are you on any medication?
33:19The pill?
33:19The pill?
33:20Are you on the pill?
33:21The pill?
33:21What pill?
33:22Are they asking him questions?
33:23Like women's questions?
33:25Okay.
33:25Well, make sure you get some ice on that.
33:27Yeah.
33:27Look after that pretty face.
33:28Is it alright?
33:29Oh, okay.
33:31Instantly.
33:31Instantly.
33:32The little tiny comments.
33:33It's like casual misogyny that women deal with.
33:36Yeah.
33:36Yeah, exactly.
33:41I think he's woken up in a new world, yeah.
33:43Yeah, yeah.
33:44Damien, are you okay?
33:44What are you wearing?
33:45What am I wearing?
33:46What are you wearing?
33:48Men are wearing skirts.
33:49Men are wearing skirts.
33:50Oh, the whole world.
33:51The whole world.
33:52The whole thing's switched.
33:53I think I'd be alright in a women's world.
33:55I can see you in those trousers straight away.
33:57I'm more femme than I am mass sometimes, you know?
33:59I've got three sisters.
34:00I'd slip straight in.
34:02What are you doing?
34:03You can't just walk into Alex's office.
34:05Alex is the boss now.
34:07Brilliant.
34:08Is that the lady?
34:09Yeah.
34:09Oh, great.
34:10That's so good.
34:11As you probably heard, Alex just quit.
34:13I'm sorry, what?
34:16Did I?
34:18Aura!
34:19Aura!
34:20That's a collar and a half, innit?
34:21Get out of here.
34:22You have to earn that collar.
34:23Go on, Alex.
34:24You've come to apologize.
34:26Go ahead.
34:28Damien, what are you doing in my office?
34:30If I bang my head and I get to radio too.
34:32Tony Blackburn's trying to usher me away from me.
34:36From me studio.
34:38Coffee.
34:39Oh, Fred, my cashmere angel.
34:44Joel's dance in a cardi.
34:46Do you have that cardigan?
34:48Oh, yeah, I do, yeah.
34:50The only thing that when I got together with Spencer I insisted on paying my way and it's one of
34:56my biggest regrets eight years on.
34:58Huge mistake.
34:59I'm like paying 50% of everything.
35:00Yeah, because he held you to it.
35:01Well, because I insisted.
35:03Yeah.
35:03Stupid.
35:04I know.
35:04You tried to make a point and then you shot yourself in the feminist foot.
35:08I didn't think it would be.
35:09I didn't think I'd be here eight years later.
35:12With him?
35:13Yeah.
35:14I don't think anyone did.
35:24In North London.
35:26You know, I hit my head and found out I were pregnant.
35:29Oh, did you?
35:29Yeah, because I had to go and have a head scan.
35:31I hit it on a low hanging chandelier.
35:33Best friends with Sarah and Claire.
35:36They said before we do this scan we need to make sure you're not pregnant.
35:39Right.
35:39So I did a pregnancy test and it was negative.
35:42So I chucked it in the bin and Mealsburn went, I went, it's negative.
35:44So Mealsburn went, right, I'll go and move the car.
35:47And he went and moved the car and the nurse went, no, I need to see the pregnancy test before
35:51we can do the head scan just to double check.
35:53And I was like, but it was negative.
35:54She went, no, go and get it.
35:55So I went and got it.
35:57And by the time I'd gone back and got it, two blue lines because I was just pregnant.
36:01So I came back from moving the car.
36:03Before she moved the car, I wasn't pregnant.
36:05He came back.
36:05I was.
36:08On Friday, there were more big stories hitting the headlines on the BBC.
36:13Oh, what time is it?
36:15Is it six o'clock?
36:16Yeah.
36:16My favorite show's about to start.
36:18The six o'clock news.
36:20I love crisps.
36:21Yeah.
36:27Big tune.
36:28Jump.
36:29Jump.
36:30Jump.
36:31Boom.
36:35I have no interest in politics.
36:37I like a bit of science news.
36:39A bit of space news.
36:41Yeah, I like knowing what's going on with space.
36:43Nothing political.
36:45When they start talking about elections and all, I'm like,
36:49couldn't give a flying Fandango.
36:51Now, more than 20,000 people have signed a petition calling for a national A-level maths
36:56paper to be reviewed.
36:58After complaints, it was too hard.
36:59Yes.
37:01Oh, my God.
37:02This is my boy.
37:03He did this maths exam.
37:05Right.
37:06There are petitions about it.
37:07It was such a horror of a paper.
37:09Oh, really?
37:09Yeah.
37:10Everyone was traumatized after it.
37:12It's awful.
37:12Can we do that for when we did it?
37:14Yeah.
37:15Can we go back to 2003?
37:16Because mine was too hard.
37:17When I was doing mine, mine were well hard.
37:19That paper was horrendous.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Well, it serves them right.
37:25Do you know what I mean?
37:26Working hard and revising all that bunch of nerds.
37:31Yeah.
37:32Why don't you buy yourself a big bottle of cider and go and sit over the park?
37:36Very few questions where I felt like I was, like, confident at.
37:39This is great because you can basically coordinate your revolution via TikTok.
37:44They have to listen if you go viral.
37:46They don't look like bullshitters either.
37:47No.
37:48Very early on, we saw, like, parametric equations, which don't usually come up until a lot later
37:52on in the paper.
37:53Oh, I hate a parametric equation.
37:55Can't we say it, can't we?
37:57What's it called, Claire?
37:58A parametric equation.
38:00Good at parametric equations?
38:03A para-what?
38:03Students have contacted the BBC to share their concerns.
38:06This generation, man, I'm telling you.
38:09I can't.
38:09They're equally impressive and terrifying.
38:12They're like, the exam was hard.
38:13Ring the BBC.
38:14But some math experts say the paper was in line with expectations.
38:19The actual mathematical computation in each question was very standard.
38:23And we've seen these kind of questions before.
38:25Oh, Neil's saying that they're just standard questions.
38:27I bet he's a math genius.
38:29Imagine being a math expert.
38:31Like, imagine having that kind of brain.
38:33Yeah.
38:34It'd be good, wouldn't it?
38:35For some things, yeah.
38:37So, there was nothing in there, really, that was mathematically alarming, I would say.
38:43Mathematically alarming.
38:48He loves maths, doesn't he? I can tell it.
38:50And Ofqual, the exam's regulator, has said that it will be closely monitoring the marking
38:55of this particular paper.
38:56And that students shouldn't worry, but focus on the next exam.
38:59Don't worry about this one.
39:01You just concentrate on the next one, which is also going to be very hard.
39:06I know it took me three times to pass my maths to UCSA.
39:10Did it really?
39:11I kept on to go back.
39:12It was like Elf, you know, when he's bigger than everyone in the classroom.
39:16That was me.
39:17There we go.
39:18I was 24.
39:18I was like, hey, yeah.
39:20See if I can get that C grade.
39:23In Essex.
39:24Are you going to eat them?
39:26This isn't a joke.
39:27Yeah.
39:28But I know you just like to suck them, don't you?
39:30The Buckleys.
39:31The dry roasted, I like to...
39:33That is grim.
39:34Just suck the...
39:36Flavour.
39:37Flavor off.
39:38And then I put them...
39:39The only reason you're saying that...
39:40You have a little discarding bowl.
39:42Yes.
39:42Yeah, because I came home one day, you had a...
39:44I love dry roasted peanuts.
39:46Yep.
39:46I saw a bowl of dry roasted peanuts.
39:49I thought, oh, I'll have some of those.
39:50They're all soggy because you suck them and just put them in another bowl.
39:54That'll teach you.
39:55What?
39:55What's the lesson there?
39:56Ask before you just help yourself to my snacks.
40:00Is that right?
40:01Yeah.
40:02On Saturday night, Ross Kemp had us quizzing across his bridge on BBC One.
40:08Oh, I love Bridge of Lies.
40:10I like Ross Kemp.
40:11It must be nice for him.
40:13It must be more relaxing because he's normally out bothering gangs and that, isn't it?
40:16Yeah, it's not.
40:18Have a day off, Bear.
40:19This isn't as scary, is it?
40:21This is Celebrity Bridge of Lies.
40:24Where winning is simple.
40:26Just step on the truth.
40:28Is it a truth or is it a lie?
40:30And steer clear of the lies.
40:32Okay.
40:33We've got the game.
40:34We're already in a fever pitch.
40:36We're ready.
40:36I love multiple choice.
40:38Because you know one is right.
40:41It's true.
40:42That's an easy way out.
40:44But liking multiple choice is a sign of weakness.
40:49Are you ready?
40:51Got it.
40:51Ready.
40:52I expect so.
40:53They're sat in a studio.
40:55The first category is musicals.
40:58Oh.
40:59This is you.
40:59This is me all over.
41:01All over.
41:01Did you see Lion King with us?
41:02I hated it.
41:04Oh.
41:04Because the lions weren't lions.
41:05They were humans with cardboard heads on.
41:08It pissed me off.
41:09I know most of Andrew Lloyd Webber's canon.
41:13Okay.
41:14Louisa.
41:14Come and join me on the bridge.
41:16I'm coming.
41:17When Louise has been in the West End.
41:19Oh, has she?
41:19She's in EastEnders but she's done the West End.
41:21Oh, she will know this then.
41:22Yeah.
41:25Louisa.
41:25Hello.
41:26We've sort of seen you on a screen since you were a teenager.
41:29Yeah you've both been in EastEnders.
41:33So have you ever been in the musical?
41:34Yes.
41:35I was in Greece.
41:36See.
41:36She knows her stuff.
41:38Okay.
41:38Name me two songs from Greece.
41:41Go on easy.
41:41First one easy.
41:43Better shape up.
41:44Better shake up however it goes.
41:45You better shape up.
41:47Yeah.
41:47You're the one that I want.
41:48Yeah.
41:49That's that song.
41:51Go on.
41:51The sad one.
41:54What month?
41:54Povercely devoted to you that one.
41:56Oh, you pulled that one out.
41:58Yeah.
41:58Come on.
41:59Right.
41:59Can you tell us what charity you're playing for?
42:01I'm playing for guide dogs.
42:03Oh God, bless her.
42:05Ahhh.
42:06I love a guide dog.
42:07There are ten lies on the bridge.
42:09But remember there is always a path to safety.
42:13Yeah.
42:13We get the idea.
42:14Bridge.
42:15What are we looking for?
42:16We're looking for the show to start.
42:18We are looking for songs correctly paired with the stage musical in which they feature.
42:24Oh, get on with it.
42:25We know.
42:27We know.
42:28Summer nights grease.
42:30Oh.
42:30Summer nights grease.
42:31Easy.
42:31Oh well, oh well, oh well.
42:33Oh.
42:33Very much of it's time though.
42:35Yeah, it is.
42:36Did she start a fight?
42:37Oh.
42:39Hello police.
42:40I have to go here because obviously I was in the show so.
42:43Truth or lie?
42:45That is a truth.
42:46We got oh yeah we knew we'd get that like.
42:48It's a simple format isn't it?
42:50It is.
42:50Almost too simple.
42:52That opens up.
42:53Memory West Side Story.
42:55Memory is from Katz.
42:58Memory all around in the moonlight.
43:02That was quite good.
43:04What?
43:05That's quite good.
43:06My favorite things the sound of music.
43:09This is my favorite things sound of music.
43:11Memory and Katz.
43:12These are a few of my favorite things.
43:15Well, that's it.
43:15I felt that.
43:16Is it the sound of music though?
43:18No I don't think that was in the sound of music.
43:20This is my favorite movie growing up so I'm definitely going to go for the sound of music.
43:25You've got five minutes.
43:26Chop chop.
43:27If we don't want your life history love just jump on the fucking button.
43:31That opens up.
43:32Don't cry for me Argentina.
43:35Yeah, that one.
43:35Yeah, of course it is.
43:36Don't cry for me Argentina.
43:40That opens the hotline.
43:42Leaning on a lamppost my fair lady.
43:45I have no idea about these now.
43:47This is getting niche now.
43:53Oh no.
43:59Oh, that's it.
44:00By the way, that's me ukulele.
44:02This is one of my favorite musicals so I don't know why my mind is playing tricks on me.
44:05Perfect year.
44:06I'm going to go for it.
44:07No.
44:09No.
44:09No.
44:11Perfect year.
44:13Truth or lie.
44:14No.
44:15Ah.
44:17Oh.
44:20Oh.
44:21Oh the dogs.
44:22At least it's not her own money.
44:24Yeah.
44:24That would be worse.
44:25That's guide dogs being put to sleep now because she's stupid.
44:29That opens up.
44:31Seasons of love.
44:33Rent.
44:33I dreamed a dream.
44:35Les Miserables.
44:36I dreamed a dream.
44:38Yes.
44:38I dreamed a dream.
44:39Five times gone by.
44:41Susan Boyle.
44:42Yeah, it was yeah.
44:43Beat her.
44:43No.
44:43No.
44:46We did.
44:48Sorry Sue.
44:50Have that Sue though.
44:51I'm going to go here.
44:51Truth or lie.
44:52Oh sorry, I'm just...
44:53It is a truth.
44:54It's nearly over.
44:56It opens up expressing yourself Matilda.
44:59Expressing yourself is not Matilda.
45:01Shh.
45:02Shh.
45:03Shh.
45:04Shh.
45:05Shh.
45:05What's that?
45:07Oh.
45:08You don't want to step on another one.
45:09You're at 1,000.
45:11That is a 50-50.
45:13Shh.
45:15Uh.
45:16Uh.
45:17I'm going to go for let me entertain you.
45:20Truth or lie.
45:21Uh oh.
45:21Oh that's what I would have done.
45:22I don't know.
45:23It's the truth.
45:25I've done it.
45:26Well done.
45:27Spring.
45:29Aw.
45:30I never trained as a singer.
45:31Clearly.
45:32I did train.
45:34A tiny bit.
45:35Where did you train?
45:36My drama school.
45:37Crufts.
45:39Well, you know what.
45:40A really good one.
45:41I went to see there just recently.
45:43Only at Christmas time.
45:45Back to the future.
45:47Right.
45:47We went together.
45:49We went together.
45:52We went together.
45:54We went back to the future.
45:56We went together.
45:58And that's funny.
45:59We did go together.
46:00So you've seen the musical as well.
46:05Here for the ending that you can't get out of your head.
46:08Stream Russell T Davies tiptoe right now on Channel 4.
46:12And new drama.
46:13A three decades old crime that pulled the town apart will resurface.
46:17The light in the hall returns with a new tale.
46:20Still waters Tuesday at nine.
46:22Well first dates next tonight where even a traitor needs love.
46:27We'll be right back.
46:29We'll be right back.
46:30We'll be right back.
46:33We'll be right back.
46:33We'll be right back.
46:34We'll be right back.
46:34We'll be right back.
46:34We'll be right back.
46:34We'll be right back.
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