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00:00Donald Trump looked absolutely awful. His hands were bandaged as he had an absolute disaster.
00:08Moments ago in the Oval Office, he proclaimed that he did a deal with Iran. It's over.
00:16Yes. J.D. Vance and others would go to Europe to sign a peace deal. He admits to market
00:23manipulation. The stock market loves it. Yes. He said all these things. It is true.
00:30Now, look really what happened right here. Stock market loves it, everybody. A stunning
00:36admission. And he says we're done because the markets love what we're doing now. Anyway,
00:41here, play this clip. Yes. The war with Iran. Yes, he said the great settlement. Trump speaks
00:50after was an Iran strike. He said we have done it. Yes. And we're going to be subject to finalization
00:57of documents which should get done over the next few days. We'll probably have a signing
01:03maybe in Europe. Yeah. Okay. And Europe signing. Okay. It's a great thing. Stock market's up
01:08a thousand points. Okay. That means they like the deal. See, that means they like the stock
01:13markets are up a thousand times and they like the deal. This is what Donald Trump has to
01:17say. Wow, man. Wow. The market goes down. It means they don't like the deal. But it's been
01:22up. Oil's dropped. Oil will start coming down too. Okay. Oil is starting. I don't even
01:26lower than it was before. Okay. Then he lies and says, and look, the Strait of Hormuz, it's
01:33been open for months anyway. Huh? So we won months ago. We're now just juicing the market
01:39a little bit. Watch what he says. This isn't really what he said. Damn, boy, this is bad.
01:44Essentially, let's play this clip. Okay. It's going to get signed. And the Strait
01:49is open. But the Strait's have been open for a number of months already. And we just didn't
01:54know. No way. You as reporters weren't able to get it. I just announced yesterday that
01:59we brought a lot of ships through and nobody knew about it. This is bad. Bad. This is bad.
02:03What would you say? But we brought many, many ships across and millions, hundreds of millions
02:08of barrels of oil. Back then you were saying like America does not import oils and we make
02:17our own oil in our own oil dispensary or our own oil factories in America. And now you're saying
02:23we have started receiving oils. And then you are saying right now that it was open for months now?
02:31Of course. And there wasn't a thing that anybody could have done about that.
02:35So then a reporter said, well, you said before that Iran and the United States were close to a
02:41deal. So what's different about it now? And he's like, they took a pounding.
02:45Yeah. Courageously. They took a pounding and now they want to make a deal because of what just went
02:51down. What? Okay. Oh my God. This is this bad. Listen, what reporter asked to him. Okay. This is
02:59very funny. Said before that Iran and the United States were close to a deal. It has not happened
03:04yet. Why are you so convinced that this time is different? Because they've taken a pounding.
03:11This is this is what you're saying. They have taken a pounding right now. Not when their main leader
03:18dies. Not then. They've taken a pounding like very few people could take and they want to make the deal
03:24a lot more than I do. Okay. And, uh, you could have had it done the other way, I guess,
03:29but it would
03:29have taken longer. They, uh, they got hit very hard recently, as you know, and I don't like to have
03:36to
03:36do things that way, but I felt it was necessary. Uh, it's a great deal. I think you're saying anything,
03:43my boy, anything. For the United States and for the Middle East. And I think ultimately great for Iran
03:48because they'll be able to build up their country and other country. I really believe it's a regime
03:53change because I find these people to be much more rational than the. All right. So what's your
04:00deadline for getting a deal done? No deadlines. No deadlines. Soon, soon, soon. Yes. There is no
04:08deadlines. One week. No, no, no. 10th of June. No, no, no. Soon. This is what he said. No deadlines,
04:15but this is super real this time. Not like the 38 other times where this one is for real because
04:21the markets says, let's play this clip. It's a great deal because they will never have a nuclear
04:27weapon. Oh, okay. There's a specific amount of time that has to pass between this memorandum
04:32of understanding and the final deal being done. Well, we hope it's going to go relatively quickly,
04:36but the streets are going to open immediately. This is a fun sign. Immediately state,
04:42the straight of Hormuz is opening immediately. Soon. Listen to him. Listen to him. Listen.
04:51We think it's going to go pretty quickly. I don't want to say a deadline because if I say a
04:55deadline,
04:56you'll say, oh, you didn't meet the deadline. You know, this is like, it's not going to matter much
05:00because, uh, bro, whatever. What is this? What is this? We're going to get signed and
05:08the straight is open, but the streets have been open. Meanwhile, Iran's foreign ministry spokesperson
05:14said, yes, look, they both are on different levels. Everything is so messed up. Iran has not yet
05:22reached a final decision on the agreement. The Ayatollah has not yet blessed this deal.
05:28No. Donald Trump then quickly goes on a tele-rally for Burt Jones. And then Trump's like,
05:37we ended the war. I'm not sure you heard. We ended it today. This is like, it's like one of
05:42the worst
05:43humiliation rituals. Oh my God. Like how they can even be doing this all. Navigate this. Navigate
05:51this. The United States has been put through. Let me be clear. Okay. We should have ended this war
05:56a while ago. Yes. A lot of while ago. A lot of while ago. Ever have been in this catastrophic
06:00and
06:01unlawful war. And I'm glad we're getting out. But will you agree with me the level of humiliation
06:07this loser is putting this country through? This maniac has put us through. Let's play.
06:12So many things. This is bad for our country.
06:14This is a clip.
06:15And our country is doing really well. I don't know if you heard, but we ended
06:19the war with Iran today and they have agreed never to have a nuclear weapon, something that we
06:25we insisted on. That was the whole purpose. That was 95% of it.
06:3095%. And they've done it in the most powerful way you can do it.
06:34So I just always left on some percentage because they never did the deal. Never.
06:39I want to thank everybody. Then he goes on to say,
06:42and folks, the people will be coming home very soon. Let's play it.
06:45Okay.
06:46Our country is doing really well. I don't know if you heard, but we ended
06:49the war with Iran today and they have agreed.
06:54No way. You said we ended the war with Iran today to have a nuclear weapon, something that we
07:00never have an nuclear weapon. Okay. What about that enriched uranium?
07:05We insisted on that was the whole purpose. That was 95% of it. And they've done it in the
07:11most
07:11powerful way you can do it. So I just want to thank everybody.
07:15So then a reporter's like, all right, enough of that. You said that this was a concept
07:20of an agreement. So is this a concept of a framework for a later negotiation? Or what are you even
07:27talking about? And Donald's like, it's a very strong memorandum of understanding. What does that
07:34even mean? It's a strong? I've never. Yes, man. I mean, what is Donald even doing and never get
07:41this mania? He's really a maniac, I think, because just like you said, he's like a crazy maniac.
07:47Man, what is he doing? No one gets it. No one. And he's just playing this stuff and sitting on
07:53the
07:53presidential chair and playing all this. It's just like a toy games and everything.
07:58I've never heard of a memorandum of understanding being a strong and powerful MOU. Well, let's play
08:05this clip. Iran will in no way, shape or form have a nuclear weapon or purchase a nuclear weapon.
08:11But is this a concept of that agreement when it comes to nuclear? You said this was just a concept
08:15of that agreement. So is this just essentially setting the stage for deeper talks on nuclear?
08:20It's a very strong memorandum of understanding. That's a little conceptual.
08:24He said it. He said the memorandum of understanding this is. It's something that's going to get done.
08:29And if it doesn't get done for any reason, which I can't imagine that not happening,
08:34they want to sign it as much as I do or more. I would say they want to sign it
08:38more, maybe a lot
08:39more. But it's a very detailed memorandum of understanding. Also agreed to by many other
08:44countries that have great influence over them. And everybody wants it done. So it's going to get done.
08:50Oh my God. And then Howard Lutnick. Howard Lutnick, Donald Trump's bootlicker.
08:57Yeah, bootlicker. Something big one is. Goes. And guess what? Now that the war is over.
09:04Yeah. We shall eat fish. Fish made by us.
09:11Haha. He said it like that. Let's let's if you have a video, play it, man. Funny. Okay.
09:16But it's funny. Let's play it. This is a massive win for our fishermen. Massive win for our waterfront
09:22communities who process it. All these processors. And in the end, we are going to eat fish caught by
09:29us. What a shock. Eating fish caught by us in our waters. And Trump's like, but I won't. What the
09:37hell
09:37is that, man? What the hell was that? It's so funny. It's just like a cartoon. I want to let
09:43you know,
09:44I turned off the lights in the straight and I got the ships. 25, 21, 21, 16, 14. What? What
09:54does
09:54these numbers even mean? Who remembers such numbers? These are numbers. 22, 17, 12. Hoot, hoot, hike.
10:04Okay. Haha. And this is not so, but making it funny, man. It's so funny. Here, play this clip. Yeah.
10:11We've been taking our ships, big ships quietly at night. You guys didn't know that. Pretty cool,
10:17right? As a captain. He knows about more ships, more about ships than I do. Okay. I turned off the
10:23lights.
10:24We bombed their radar and everything so they couldn't see what was going on. We took out
10:31some nights 25 ships, some nights 15. Last four or five nights. He remembered the number. This is
10:39this is disaster. We did 25, 22, 21, 26, 18 and 14. Oh, he knows the number. And what is
10:51that? Who else would
10:52remember those numbers? Nobody. But you, Donald Trump says, and guess why? A Republican got through
11:00to the final round of the primary in California. Steve Hilton got in because of me.
11:08He put himself with the Steve Hilton. Oh my God. He into the politics so much. He just want to
11:15be
11:15famous. He just want to be famous for anything. It's bad or good or anything. It does not matter.
11:20He just want to be famous. They were rigging it and I caught him. And that's why there's a Republican
11:26who beat Tom Steyer, who's now going to be in the runoff with Javier Becerra.
11:31Oh yeah.
11:32I did it a while ago and opened it up to them. Twice I've done it now, Peter, right?
11:37Sir. Peter Navarro, the great Peter Navarro. And I did it twice. I did it. And then they had a
11:45rigged election and I wasn't here. Totally rigged election, just like what was happening in California.
11:51You see what they got the kid out and then they were doing the same thing to Steve Hilton. And
11:56I saw
11:56this is, this is bad man. Trump has his last time now. Well, as he admits defeat and everything,
12:03he's just trying to stalk everything that's happening to get every persona suspect, every
12:08camera on him. This is just like his way of doing things from the start.
12:13I started bringing it. I said, look, he said, it's going to take two more weeks. Two more.
12:19It's a week. Two. And he was heading south. And I started saying it's a rigged election.
12:23Oh, it is rigged. Just like you said, my man, it's rigged one. Okay.
12:29He said it was going to take two weeks, one week, two weeks. And all of a sudden he was
12:32approved.
12:33Do you know why? Because he couldn't get away with it. If I didn't do it, I guarantee he wouldn't,
12:38he wouldn't be the nominee. It's a rigged election.
12:41Then Doug Burgum, another Trump bootlegger, was like, Mr. President.
12:45Something's funny coming. Funny thing.
12:48Mr. President, I want to announce as well that we are banning windmills in the
12:53United States. Pete Hegseth has come up with a report that says,
12:58Pete Hegseth, that's mad.
13:01Windmills are a national security threat, sir.
13:03What the hell?
13:04Is this the most clownish regime you've ever seen? Let's play this clip.
13:09What do you want to do on that, Doug?
13:10Well, I want to say, first of all, absolutely positively, the construction of these wind towers
13:16have an effect on fisheries. We've had multiple, multiple roundtables between
13:22NOAA, which is part of Commerce, and Interior, which manages all the offshore leasing.
13:30So plenty of evidence that destroys fishery. Number two is marine mammals, which Howard has in NOAA.
13:37It's affected. We've had more whales wash up on shore during the construction of these offshore things.
13:42So it's not, it's not- This man, this man is just a nodding, nodding, nodding.
13:47For marine life, not great for fisheries. We also have the report from Secretary Pete Hegseth,
13:51uh, which conclusively- Pete Hegseth, conclusively, conclusions and-
13:56This is a national security threat. And we should understand, this was,
13:59this was thrown out by the Democrats and said, no, it's not, it can't be a national security,
14:04they're just making it up.
14:04Then he's got someone there who's like, uh, and guess what? The price of lobster's gone up a lot.
14:12Oh my god, I can't stop my laughter. This is not-
14:16Let's play it. Come to UFC, you don't like that.
14:19Anybody else? You guys okay?
14:21Another thing too, uh, the price of crab has tripled for us, so-
14:25Triple for us, it's a triple the fish-pricing.
14:28We're not getting that competition from other countries, which is from-
14:31Explain that, go ahead. Russian product, for example. So, terrorists.
14:36Not coming in.
14:37Our price just skyrocketed. And it sells, people buy it, it's all U.S.
14:43You wanna have product coming in from us?
14:45So, in other words, I, you know, at the dock, we've received triple the amount of what we've seen.
14:50People have the amounts. My man. They are not even confident in what they are saying. Look at this,
14:57look at the way of his wearing the shirt right here. No tie, no tie. Oh my god.
15:03So, the demand is there, and people buy it.
15:08Yes, it is coming from Russia, they said, and it's tripled the price, and people buy it like that?
15:13He goes back to talking about Iran. A reporter's like, so,
15:16you think there'll be a deal this weekend? Trump goes, soon. Just you see. Let's play it.
15:21On Iran. Go ahead. Mr. President, on Iran, how confident are you that there will be a signing
15:27this weekend? Because you have a conference to sealing a deal, but at the last minute it has fallen
15:33apart. It'll be soon. Soon. Soon. Maybe this weekend. Maybe.
15:38Has the Supreme Leader approved this deal, sir? I understand the answer is yes.
15:42Oh my god. He said the yes. Answer is yes. But I have full law. He's not saying anything.
15:49When the, and when this deal is signed, is the United States going to immediately lift the blockade?
15:55Yes, that's true. That's part of the deal. He said everything is in the US paper,
15:59and everything is done already. And you'll have oil prices dropping like a rock.
16:06And sir, have you understood that you had an agreement on the discussions about the nuclear
16:11material and the nuclear negotiations? Yes, conceptually on that, and nobody's getting close
16:16to it because it's buried under a mountain basically. Those B-2 bombers.
16:22It's always drag about the B-2 bombers and things like that and this and that and this and that.
16:28Oh my god, Trump.
16:31But has Iran committed to not pursuing a nuclear weapon or will there be more negotiations on that?
16:38They will pursue that. They will not have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that. There will be no,
16:42which is the whole reason, which is a big part of the reason. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
16:46They will not only not have, they will not purchase, develop in any way, any shape,
16:51in any way, shape or form a nuclear weapon. They will not have a nuclear weapon.
16:55This is all bluff. This is all cap. This is all hocks. Iran at any, at any place they will
17:03have a nuclear
17:03weapon. They have unreached the unit Ukrainians and they will have a nuclear weapon at any cost.
17:09And then Donald Trump signed some meaningless executive order that has no real power.
17:14No power.
17:15But that he pretends is a law and he goes,
17:18Yeah.
17:18You see what I'm doing here? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:20Biden couldn't do this.
17:22Biden would never.
17:23I can sign. Biden never knew how to sign.
17:26He literally said this thing. Watch the video right now.
17:29Oh my god.
17:30Play it.
17:31Yeah.
17:32No auto pen. I don't want an auto pen.
17:36Auto pen. Okay.
17:38Can you believe? 94% signed by an auto pen. Can you believe that?
17:41What?
17:42I think it's higher than 94%.
17:45The only one that was definitely signed by him that we know of.
17:48You know what it was? It was his son.
17:50Whose son? His son. That was the only one. You could tell. You know why?
17:54Because his signature was horrible.
17:56What the hell, man? He was just so want to be a playfully just want to be
18:00comedian like this. He always wanted everyone to be laughed at him.
18:05Oh my god.
18:06She's a real beauty, that one.
18:08Okay.
18:09Yeah.
18:10What a humiliation ritual the psycho has put us through.
18:13Oh my god. Psycho is that.
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