00:00Derek, do you know why the police are calling me?
00:02It's stupid.
00:03What happened?
00:03Well, I went to the hospital with Chad, right?
00:05Okay.
00:06To see his grandpa, who's on the ventilator.
00:08Sure.
00:08You know the machine that keeps you alive?
00:10Okay, I know what it is. What happened?
00:11Well, it was me, him, and his mom, and his grandpa, who was just laying there.
00:15And we were watching the football game.
00:16And then when my team lost, everyone started cheering.
00:19And I was the only one sad.
00:20And I didn't want to be the only one sad.
00:22Okay, so what did you do?
00:24Well...
00:24Well, what?
00:25I unplugged the ventilator.
00:30Everyone started crying.
00:32Then I told Chad,
00:34Yeah, we might have lost our first preseason game.
00:37But you just lost Gary.
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