00:07less than 12 hours ago this man had a good job and a promising future last night he went on
00:13a
00:13blind date today he's paying the price you're allowed two phone calls hey ted it's me
00:22walter your brother walter i'm just calling to thank you for fixing me up with nadia last night
00:30hey she's gorgeous oh you were right about not letting her drink it was really cute how a little
00:35champagne brought out those charming quirks in her personality she made quite an impression on my boss
00:42too i'm fired fired but you know what really elevated the evening out of the realm of the
00:49ordinary having nadia's psychotic ex-boyfriend as a chaperone you son of a bitch and you know those
00:56dancing lessons we had to take in junior high teddy finally came in handy
01:00dance moonwalk i hate that in fact my evening was so entertaining so exhilarating so stimulating
01:12it was an utterly unforgettable experience that if i weren't already behind bars i'd be committing a
01:17murder right now yours kim baysinger bruce willis blind date anybody out there got 10 grand for
01:26bale
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