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Off Campus Episode 1 Engsub
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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:14Oh.
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I, I, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05I didn't know.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15No, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:20Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:19The boys gonna love this, picking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's awesome drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38Black, black.
06:40Black.
06:40Black.
06:41Black.
06:41Black.
06:44Black.
06:45Black.
06:46Black.
06:47Black.
06:49Black.
06:50Black.
06:51Black.
07:07Black.
07:10Hey.
07:11Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19oh oh you've your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all
07:44my schoolwork as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to
07:51process
07:51and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for another classical
07:58composition scholarship i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much
08:07stronger composer than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could
08:13write jazz even less money right what what do i do let's chat again on monday after you've had a
08:20few
08:21days to sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place
08:32comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist
08:37moments ago and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman
08:43year i mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the
08:49harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard
08:56can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this
09:01i will do this okay bring some ideas in the class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest
09:35shower still at least the door shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your
09:44fucking shower i'll come fix it d come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but
09:52when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04maybe garrett will help where the fuck is garrett
10:09guys
10:25hey what's up
10:30okay
10:30hey
10:30hey
10:31hey
10:32hey
10:32hey
10:33hey
10:33hey
10:33hey
10:46dine
10:47dine
10:47dine can't you see i'm cooking man
10:49same bro
10:51i just fixed the shower again give you one guess
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Yeah, okay, yeah.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one, boss.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29If you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Good.
11:48Nice.
11:49Good.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
11:59Grand.
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:06Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine. Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some
13:33untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:03I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:53I'm so weenie-o.
14:58I'm so weenie-o.
15:00I'm so weenie-o.
15:04I'm so weenie-o.
15:07I'm so weenie-o, weenie-o.
15:10I want you to have the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23If somebody else,
15:24I want you to be sick of this.
15:26If somebody else has to be sick of this,
15:28I do not have to replace them.
15:29I want you to be sick of this.
15:33I want you to be sick of this.
15:34I want you to be sick of this.
15:35You change your hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My cheek tattoos, I feel like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:47Not just a body, somebody with a body, yes
15:51Not just a body, somebody with a body
15:57ones who vou to me
16:00The body of somebody, not a body, yes
16:03Which is the body, somebody with a body
16:09Nobody
16:12These days I'll make in the night take you by surprise
16:15My box is short, so I swear I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes, my jeep tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care, saving you all your things through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
16:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment, I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No, well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very upfront, my whole life
17:44is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett, okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What, that's not, no, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus, so, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I, I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I, I mean, like, what I mean is I, what's my favorite band, my major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She gives me a natural nut and dance.
19:42I want to drive in the sack.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bad dog man.
19:51Come on.
20:10Come on.
20:33We weren't dating we kind of were yeah you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38How says I may hey Nick okay Dean agrees with you which kind of just proves that you're wrong talk
20:46Yeah, I I don't have to take this slander. I'm a responsible upstanding member of society
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes maybe an hour that's ambitious or he gets a half hour if he's any longer than that we're
21:02leaving without him
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah
21:13Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend wants me to meet her. Ah, that's inevitable, right?
21:26Look I know he can be a dick. He's more than a dick. Okay, but he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him. I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah, man, I mean all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup
21:47A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian and bam, yeah, you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:58Your dad was great. Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations, G
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend
22:15All right
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks, man
22:34Take a shower. You smell like shit
22:36All right
23:02Hi
23:04You're in here
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep
23:08Fair enough
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody
23:12No lyrics though
23:14Well, that's great. That's like halfway done, right?
23:16No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop
23:20That's why classical is easier
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier
23:27Definitely is
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school
23:34I don't come back to you with riding a bike
23:38Yeah, maybe
23:40Hey
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah
23:44You just started writing
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't? I'll
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55And I fail a pop showcase
23:56And I can't afford my tuition next semester
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love
24:14Someday
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin
24:17Maybe someone else
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23And I have literally no idea what it should be about
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school
24:31What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:41Nothing
24:43It's dumb
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time
24:52Yeah
24:55Hey, out of curiosity
24:57You weren't supposed to open up the loans today, right?
25:04Shit
25:29There you are
25:31Sorry, Bella
25:32Long time
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be
25:36I know
25:36I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry
25:39I'm sorry
25:40Hey
25:40See you there, off the game
25:44Hi
25:44Oh, there you are
25:45You're not having to make something you can borrow it
25:50Ah, hello
25:53Hi
25:56Hi
25:56Hi
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah, no, I know who you are
26:04We've spoken, kind of
26:07Your band is really good
26:09Ah, yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything
26:14I work here, so I've heard you
26:17I've figured, the uniform?
26:20Right
26:22I...
26:22Carried a watermelon
26:25What?
26:27It's...
26:27Dirty dancing
26:28Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush, can I...
26:39Oh my god, yeah
26:40Yeah
26:41Yeah, sorry
26:42Thank you
26:42Yeah
26:44Bye
26:46Smooth
26:48I carried a watermelon
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him
27:05What?
27:05That guy, you're too available
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there
27:09That's a different scenario
27:10I don't do girlfriends, they know that
27:12Okay, well, congratulations Casanova
27:14But I don't need your help
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice
27:23To tutor me, nerd
27:25You could just ask my name
27:27Usually, girls just tell me
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper
27:33So?
27:35So?
27:35I need to play
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting
27:44It celebrates it
27:45Keep it when a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale
27:52Sorry, I'm sure you're not a bad guy
27:55Just...
27:55Don't like hockey
27:57Yeah
28:17Hey, just talk to him
28:20You'll be alright
28:24Papa Graham
28:25De Laurentiis
28:27Great hit of McManus last week
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31Well, you know
28:31Gotta keep my boy's back
28:33I like it
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there
28:35You're really finding your rhythm with the line
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham
28:38We'll see you in the stands this afternoon
28:40Wouldn't miss it
28:44Mr. Graham
28:45Logan
28:47Looking handsome as ever
28:48You too, man
28:49Good to see you
28:52Ah
28:57Saw that you made captain
29:00About time
29:03I'm a junior
29:03Ah
29:05Better late than never
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22Dad
29:23Fine
29:26Cindy and I are getting married
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds
29:33Six months
29:34That's not any better
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it
29:38I don't have any time for this
29:39We have a game today
29:40I know
29:42Our biggest rivals
29:43She wants to meet you
29:44Your timing is fucking shit
29:45If you would just see anything
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you
29:49You told me your news
29:50Congratulations
29:50I'll see you at the wedding
29:51Make you a man
29:52And make you a honeymoon
29:54Boy
29:54For real
29:55Boy
30:01Please welcome
30:03Your very own
30:05Prior
30:07Go
30:27I think he has the potential in honesty to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had
30:36All right
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that
30:38Let's go
30:39Let's go
30:39Staring at fate
30:40I'm in the lane and I'm breaking away
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space
30:43I'm at the table
30:44I'm at the table
30:44I'm at the table
30:44I'm at the table
30:45I'm at the table
30:49I'm at the table
31:15I've certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the Warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:37It's the Gordy! Five minutes!
31:39Let's go, Graham! Get the ball!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that? You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing. He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends. And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah. Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16I got you, girl.
32:27No!
32:28No!
32:32No!
32:34No!
32:36No!
32:37I have to go, dude!
32:37No!
32:37No!
32:38No!
32:38No!
32:40No!
32:42Oh!
32:42No!
32:44Do you see you?
32:46No!
32:46No!
32:46No!
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eyes
34:15Times are changin', now the war gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
34:51Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I'm entertained by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' names
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Always full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold and sober, as an elephant
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, cause I do
35:42It's the way I do
35:44Logan, Logan, here we go
35:46Here we go
35:47Here we go
35:50Pitch up
35:50Touchdown
35:56Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:13I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do
36:25Baby!
36:29Hey! Yeah! Yeah!
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch! Bitch!
36:37Bitch is back!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi, I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there.
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me.
38:17I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup too. Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:47You just bitch! That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over...
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04Just, just, stop thinking this.
39:07Hell, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can give us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Hey, no peer pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school.
39:15I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can.
39:34Oh, yeah, we can.
39:41Wow, that's it.
39:42Okay, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us, like, 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Thanks.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Come on.
40:40Good one, Dini.
40:40Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
40:47Cheers.
40:48And give me the liberation of your soul
40:52You lost the liberation with you
40:55If you gave me a kiss, I was lonely
40:58LetPEJ So many pain
41:02Oh.
41:04Juice?
41:08Your heart.
41:12I'm safe when I'm human.
41:13Don't wanna live about it
41:16Thank you so much!
41:32Um, hello?
41:44Thank you very much
41:46All yours, princess
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just a pull up
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Don't worry
42:21We'll be watching
42:22Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got to go
42:29You got to go
42:35Yes!
42:36That's it!
42:49That's it!
42:51Yeah!
42:51One, two, two, three!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, um, uh, the, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:10I'm a musician too
43:12Writer, not performer
43:14Sick, yeah, what kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles too
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellsey
43:33Classical
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket, you never do
43:39Yeah
43:40Oh! No!
43:42No, no, no, no!
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you went to Ireland at Eastwood today
43:50Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56And nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together
44:03You're a Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Oh, okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm,
46:34and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:45Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me,
47:20and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial.
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:30Oh!
47:38Deal.
47:55For this plan to work,
47:57we have to sell it.
48:00We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa!
48:02Easy!
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38It's me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:30Every type of girl.
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
49:36I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to fake.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:56But there's nothing I'm losing.
49:58There's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:03Oh, oh.
50:04Swap, swap, swap.
50:06Oh, oh.
50:07Swap, swap, swap.
50:09Oh, oh, oh.
50:10Swap, swap, swap.
50:12Oh, oh.
50:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:16I looked all over the world.
50:18And there's every type of girl.
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
50:24You left me dancing with myself.
50:27So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to fake.
50:34If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:37I'd be dancing.
50:39Dancing.
50:40Dancing with myself.
50:43Dancing with myself.
50:46If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:52If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:58The end.
50:59Swap, swap.
50:59Ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:03Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:05Ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:08Ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:09Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:09Ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:09Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:11Ah!
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