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00:00In this video, we are going to be doing the kiss, smash, or slap.
00:04I'm going to have to slap.
00:05Only because you're Caucasian.
00:07I'm not into them white things.
00:09I like about flavor.
00:10I'm going to say smash.
00:11Give me a hand.
00:15I'm saying a three-way kiss.
00:16Now, what do you guys think?
00:19I'm going to smash you.
00:21I see that shit.
00:23I'm going to say slap.
00:26I'm going to kiss her.
00:30Oh my god.
00:32LGBTQIA plus.
00:34Kiss, smash, or slap.
00:40Spitting on your mouth and making spit it out.
00:43Sneaky.
00:45May never need to try this.
00:46Need to feel a liquid bucket and diminish your pussy.
00:49Started to kill him.
00:51Kiss, smash, or slap.
00:54Oh, but not just any ordinary kiss, smash, or slap.
00:58But a kiss, smash, or slap with horny, horny, horny lesbians.
01:03So welcome to the LGBTQIA plus.
01:08Kiss, smash, or slap.
01:10Now, the rules are simple.
01:12Each person will go up to each person and say whether they will kiss, smash, or slap them.
01:19Oh, but that's not all you see.
01:21Because if they say slap, then they will have to slap them.
01:26If they say kiss, then they will have to kiss them.
01:29And if they say smash, well then, hmm, I think you know how it goes on from here.
01:35Anyways, I'm sure you guys understand the rules now.
01:39So, may the games commence.
02:02Hey, you alright, yeah?
02:06How's the subs?
02:07Are you good, yeah?
02:08Ah, so obviously, welcome back to Marnie and that.
02:11And listen, guys, guys, listen, camera man, show them the line-up.
02:15Just show them the line-up, what we've got today.
02:19Yes, obviously, listen, camera man, you can see, as you can see, you've got all these beautiful
02:23people here.
02:24Because in this video, in this video, we are going to be doing the kiss, smash, or slap.
02:30Yeah?
02:30So listen, let me just give you the rundown of the video, yeah?
02:33Cool, each person will go to each person and say whether they'll kiss, smash, or slap them.
02:38But, it's not going to be as simple as that.
02:40Because basically, if you say kiss, you've actually got to kiss them.
02:43Slap, you've got to slap them.
02:45And smash, oh, you guys know the vibe already?
02:48You guys smash, you know what I mean?
02:49You know what I mean?
02:50So, yeah, listen, guys, smash the live band for part two, yeah?
02:54And, yeah, let's get into the video.
02:56Also, I'm going to be in the line-up because, yeah, I want to be in the line-up, do
02:59you know what I mean?
03:00Like, I'm trying to get a kiss, like, do you know what I mean?
03:03Um, so, yeah, Diaz will host, I will host too.
03:06We'll just take it in turns, do you know what I mean?
03:08Yeah, let's get straight into the video.
03:09It was Diaz.
03:11Alright.
03:11Hi, guys, I'm Diaz Malika.
03:13I'm going to get this pop in, this kiss, smash, or slap.
03:16And we're going to start off with Jenny.
03:20Alright, so you're going to go and you're going to kiss, smash, or slap, yeah?
03:24Okay, so follow me, follow me, follow me, let's get started, so.
03:28Oh, you're almost fine, you're almost fine.
03:31Thank you, thank you.
03:31You smash as well, you look pretty in the face, I love that.
03:36You, like, it speaks for yourself, like, I can feel your aura, like, smash, smash, smash, smash,
03:40kiss, because I feel, like, a little bit intimidated by you, I can't, like, like, I feel, like,
03:44I feel a little bit scared.
03:45Shut the fuck up her key, you bitch, now.
03:47Like, did you say, okay?
03:49Kiss.
03:50Aww.
03:51You smash till the sun goes down.
03:58I love her energy, and she's fine, like, just, I like Nell's hair.
04:04I know, I know you're freaky.
04:07You're so pretty, like, smash.
04:10Smash 100%.
04:11You kiss.
04:14Why did you choose to kiss?
04:15Because, like, I like, like, a bit of a femme mask mix, but, like, me, you're too on the mask
04:22tie.
04:23Do you know what I mean?
04:24Okay.
04:25You smash.
04:27You're, you're too pretty.
04:28You need to give me that makeup routine, and then we can do another routine after that.
04:32I'm really interested in having that conversation.
04:34Um, you kiss, such a cutie.
04:37Love your hair.
04:38Why is that a kiss?
04:39Why was that a kiss?
04:40Oh.
04:41Just cause, like, again, I'm a bit scared.
04:44Why?
04:45Why are you scared?
04:46I'm scared.
04:46I'm shy, like, I feel like, I feel intimidated.
04:50Like, your energy feels helpful.
04:50Yeah, she feels, yeah, exactly.
04:52She has this aura, like, do you know what I mean?
04:54Okay.
04:54You smash.
04:56No two ways about it.
04:57I'm sorry, but come on, fighting the face, fighting the body.
05:01Fighting the waist.
05:06Okay, yeah, well, that was a quick one, yeah.
05:08Can you say your name, please?
05:09I go by the name of Baby Els.
05:11Okay.
05:11Let me kiss.
05:12Smash.
05:13What's love?
05:14That's it.
05:14That's it.
05:14You're ready, aren't you?
05:15You're ready.
05:16Yeah, I'm ready.
05:16All right, all right.
05:17So, follow me.
05:17Just come over here.
05:18I'ma smash you.
05:19You pretty as fuck.
05:21I ain't gonna lie.
05:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:22Two.
05:22You also pretty as fuck, and I'ma smash you, cause you got that body.
05:26You got that body, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yeah.
05:28Hey!
05:29Hey!
05:30Hey!
05:30Hey!
05:30Hey!
05:31Hey!
05:39We can relate, we can relate.
05:40See you, you're very beautiful.
05:42You're very beautiful.
05:44I'm a, I'm a smasher.
05:46Yes, sir.
05:47We're smoking a lot of people today.
05:48We're smoking a lot of people today.
05:51I want to be so respectful, but I'ma slap.
05:53There's not even anything against you, but you're not a bit of me.
05:59That doesn't mean you're not a bit of someone else.
06:02You know what I mean?
06:04You gotta go ahead, you gotta go ahead anywhere.
06:06It doesn't have to be.
06:07You gotta do a light slap.
06:08Yeah, a little light one.
06:09I'ma give her a light one, I'ma give her a light one.
06:14Respectful, respectfully.
06:16I'ma smash you.
06:18I see that shit.
06:20That's my reason.
06:21I see that shit.
06:22Okay, okay.
06:23I think we know the reason.
06:24I feel like a whole lot here, but I'ma smash you too.
06:27I like the hair, I like the makeup.
06:29I like the...
06:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:32I'ma smash you too.
06:34I'm so sorry, I'ma smash everybody.
06:35Why?
06:36Why, why?
06:37I just like the shape.
06:38I like women of all sizes.
06:39I like the natural hair as well.
06:41The makeup.
06:42Yes, it's give and get.
06:44Titties, everything.
06:47I'ma smash you too.
06:48I love the piercing, it suits you a lot.
06:51It suits you a lot.
06:51The makeup, the hair, I like it.
06:53I like it.
06:55And I look like respectfully, I'ma have to slap.
06:59I'm not really into, like, white girls is not really my preference.
07:03You know what I mean?
07:03But it is what it is.
07:05Everybody's, everybody like they little thing, you know?
07:07Okay, okay.
07:10Respectful.
07:11Respectful one, respectful one.
07:13Respectful one.
07:13Alright, so what do you think overall of the lineup here?
07:16Oh, very beautiful lineup.
07:18You should have put more ugly people in this bitch,
07:20because I could have a little bit more different options, but...
07:23I'm smashing most of the people.
07:25Okay, okay, okay.
07:27Alright, cool.
07:27So, next up, we've got Leveille.
07:30Alright, cool.
07:31So, I'm just gonna say a kiss, because, like, I would smash you,
07:34but you just look so pure and innocent that, like,
07:36I wouldn't want to just, like, beat and delete kind of thing.
07:38Like, I'd have to wipe you.
07:39On the cheek, on the cheek.
07:40Oh.
07:41Oh, you're on the cheek?
07:42Damn.
07:44Alright, cool.
07:47These guys are friends, so it's just gonna have to be the same.
07:49Kiss on the cheek.
07:51So, what are you saying, you'll have them both?
07:53Yeah, like, at the same time.
07:56So, I'm saying, I'm saying a three-way kiss.
07:58Like, what do you guys think?
08:09On the cheeks, guys, on the cheeks, on the cheeks.
08:11Yeah, yeah, both cheeks, both cheeks, both cheeks.
08:19This one, I mean, we all know what I think about this one,
08:22but, like, she's too pretty, if you get it.
08:26Like, it's very prestige.
08:27She knows she looks good, so, like,
08:30I'm obviously not gonna slap her, like, ooh.
08:32No, I'd never do that.
08:33So, what are you saying?
08:34What are you saying?
08:34I mean, I'd have to kiss her, but I don't know if she'd let me.
08:38Like, oh!
08:39See, this is even...
08:42Oh, that's a violation!
08:44That's a violation!
08:47It's more of a respect thing.
08:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:50Like, I just, I know my...
08:52Side-eye-down, I know...
08:53Don't...
08:54Don't say that!
08:54Don't say that!
08:55Don't buy a minute like me like that!
08:56This one...
08:58I mean...
08:59Step forward, Frankie.
09:01Me and Frankie...
09:03We kissed before, innit?
09:08You what?
09:10Behind the scenes, okay.
09:11Let me cut this out of the videos.
09:13So, okay, so you might...
09:15You might as well...
09:17What are we saying here?
09:18Like, recreate?
09:19What are you saying, like...
09:20To be fair, I want Frankie to smash me.
09:22I don't want to smash her.
09:23I want her to smash me.
09:24Okay.
09:25I know she knows how to...
09:26Okay.
09:27Like, I want that.
09:28So, are we seeing a kiss and a smash, right?
09:30Yeah, I want both.
09:31Okay, so you might as well do both, right?
09:32We can smash on the camera?
09:33Oh, okay.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Um...
09:36I agree.
09:36I agree.
09:37I'm saying kiss.
09:38Oh, we're saying kiss.
09:40Yeah.
09:41We're saying kiss.
09:41You got to kiss.
09:43Kiss!
09:44Kiss!
09:45What were I?
09:46Who's the one?
09:47All right.
09:48Oh.
09:49Mm.
09:50Oh.
09:50Oh!
09:51Get out of the camera!
09:53Oh, my God!
09:53To the ass right here, man!
09:55Oh!
09:56This is what we like to see!
09:59This is what we like to see!
10:02This is what we like to see!
10:04That was...
10:05Yeah, that was...
10:06That ain't not new.
10:07They done that before.
10:09They done that shit before!
10:10They done that before!
10:12Who's next?
10:13You got Ashanti.
10:14Ashanti.
10:15Okay.
10:16Don't be shy now.
10:17Don't be shy.
10:18We saw yours doing behind the scenes!
10:20Come forward.
10:21Come forward.
10:21I don't know what you're talking about.
10:22Yeah.
10:22I'm going to say smash.
10:23Yeah.
10:24You can do whatever you want, girl.
10:25It's fine.
10:26You can kiss, smash, and slap.
10:28You can do all three.
10:30All right.
10:30Pussy slap.
10:30Oh my God!
10:34Nah, Jay, I keep PG.
10:35I keep PG.
10:36Okay.
10:36Well, I'm going to say smash.
10:37I'm going to smash.
10:38And not kiss.
10:41Guys, if you want to see anything,
10:42you just got to follow the OnlyFans in it.
10:46Yeah.
10:51Make sure you leave the link down below.
10:53Okay, not, not, not.
11:01You might as well do that again.
11:03You might as well do that again.
11:04You might as well.
11:05Why are you being shy now?
11:07You must not be being shy behind the scenes.
11:09I don't know what you're talking about.
11:11I'm not talking without an attorney or solicitor or like.
11:15I don't really want to be telling you
11:18strictly confidential business information.
11:21Next one, next one, next one, next one.
11:24Mimi.
11:26Smash.
11:28Smash?
11:28Smash.
11:29Why?
11:30What do you mean why?
11:31Yeah, why?
11:31You're sexy.
11:32Come on.
11:33Okay.
11:34Like, stay in the obvious, y'all.
11:36Come on.
11:37Okay, okay.
11:37Yeah.
11:37Next up.
11:39M.
11:40I want her to like make me make that sound,
11:42so I want to have these.
11:44Okay, so you want M to make you,
11:47mm.
11:47Okay.
11:47Yeah, mm.
11:48Okay, all right.
11:49Yes.
11:50Okay.
11:51Smash, smash that, smash that.
11:53This one.
11:54Well, look what's in my peripheral vision, yeah?
11:57If I just stand eye to eye, what can I see, Ivy?
11:59I'm gonna say,
12:01who this, I'm not gonna lie, it's actually intimidating.
12:04When you're this short and that's all you can see, like,
12:06I'm intimidating.
12:08I mean, I'm not mad at it, though.
12:10I mean, I'm not gonna slap,
12:12because I would never slap a pretty girl.
12:14I would never, even, I would slap no one.
12:17So, I'm gonna have to say,
12:19kiss.
12:20Okay.
12:20What are you trying to kiss?
12:22I'm a respectful girl.
12:24I don't know.
12:31Next, next up, next up.
12:33I was only lying about the respect.
12:37This one, smash.
12:40Smash? Why? Why would you smash?
12:43I feel like, I feel like, like she's freaky.
12:48Oh.
12:48I feel like we'll be upside down and shit, hanging from the ceiling, like, flying in the air and shit.
12:55Like, I feel like that's what she's on.
12:57Okay.
12:58So, yeah.
12:59Okay.
12:59Yeah.
13:01Ooh.
13:06Um, I'm saying...
13:12I'm saying...
13:14Kiss?
13:14Yeah?
13:15Okay.
13:16I feel like she goes church and I wouldn't want to disrespect Snow One from smashing that.
13:20You go church, innit?
13:23My bad, smash.
13:26I mean, you said kiss, you might as well kiss, like...
13:29Oh my God.
13:30Okay.
13:32This one, she's very sweet and innocent. She's a shy girl.
13:37You are innocent, don't lie. You're innocent, girl.
13:41I'm gonna kiss her.
13:43You can move the camera. I feel like you're shy.
13:46Oh, she said no.
13:48Uh, this way.
13:50No.
13:50Okay.
13:53Oh my God!
13:54Oh my God!
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh shit!
13:59Whoa, whoa, whoa!
14:01Take her back home.
14:02Not shy.
14:04My milk of magnesium.
14:06She ain't shy!
14:07She just quiet and freaky.
14:09She just quiet.
14:09She just quiet.
14:10Okay.
14:11Say no more.
14:12Say no more.
14:13Alright.
14:14Thank you too, right?
14:15Yeah, I am.
14:16You put something up on you.
14:17Get in the light.
14:18Come on.
14:19Come on.
14:19Yeah, you do, you do, you do.
14:20You can't waste the culture.
14:22Yeah.
14:23So, you've got the one and only...
14:25Ashanti!
14:26Ashanti!
14:27What are you saying?
14:27So, let's get it started off for you, yeah?
14:29Come hard.
14:30Be brutal.
14:31Be truthful.
14:32Okay?
14:32That's all I do anyway.
14:34That's all I do anyway.
14:35Smash.
14:37Smash.
14:38I love your hair.
14:40God, I'm blushing.
14:41I love your hair.
14:42Wow, wow.
14:42You're gorgeous.
14:43I love your outfit.
14:44Oh!
14:45How do you feel?
14:46I'm plattered.
14:47Oh!
14:48As you should.
14:48As you should.
14:50Smash.
14:51You're my type.
14:52On paper.
14:54You look nice.
14:56I love your tattoo.
14:57Oh!
14:57I love tattoos.
14:59So, you're smashing, you're smashing.
15:00Yeah, smashing 100%.
15:01Alright.
15:05Kiss.
15:06I wouldn't smash because...
15:08For hell no!
15:10Because what?
15:10Because what?
15:12Because what?
15:13Because what?
15:13Because I don't know.
15:14That's a lie because everyone would smash.
15:16Oh!
15:17Oh my God!
15:20Debatable love.
15:22Because I wouldn't smash.
15:26Everyone is not me.
15:27Do you know what I mean?
15:28Everyone's different.
15:29I'm different.
15:30Do you know what I mean?
15:31No.
15:31I bring a different energy.
15:32What do you want to kiss?
15:33My hand.
15:34Oh!
15:35Oh!
15:36Don't...
15:37Don't tempt me.
15:38See, you're playing games.
15:39See, that's why I don't like people playing games with me.
15:42That's why she's getting a kiss.
15:43My kiss on your cheek.
15:44Give her a kiss then.
15:47Okay, okay.
15:49Don't play games with me.
15:49I've broken your lap.
15:50I love playing games.
15:51Gosh.
15:52I hate games.
15:53Oh!
15:54Sorry.
15:54I got nervous.
15:55Oh!
15:56You got nervous!
15:58Okay.
15:59Why did you get nervous?
16:00Because smash!
16:02You're my type of...
16:03Oh!
16:04It's your type of paper right there.
16:05You're so attractive.
16:06I love your hair.
16:07Oh!
16:07I love your hair!
16:09I could cry happy tears right now.
16:11You're so len.
16:12Do you understand?
16:13Wow!
16:14All the compliments flying at once.
16:15I feel special, man.
16:17As you said.
16:18Because you're different.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:20I like you.
16:21Yeah, you can...
16:22I might hit you walk past her.
16:23I understand.
16:24Like that!
16:26I'm going to find you.
16:26I'm not a stalker, though.
16:27Don't worry about it.
16:28I'm not a stalker.
16:30I'm sitting in there.
16:31Smash!
16:32Smash!
16:34Smash!
16:35Why?
16:36Your leng!
16:37I need you to hear that.
16:39Leg got attractive.
16:40Oh!
16:41Yeah, you're a bit of...
16:42Do you have a response?
16:42No comment.
16:43I don't know that.
16:44It's because they're both from my team.
16:46What the hell?
16:47Am I...
16:48No, I'm joking.
16:49You're still smash.
16:51I like you.
16:56I'm gonna have to slap.
16:57I'm sorry.
16:58I'm sorry.
16:59I'm sorry.
16:59Why are you sapping?
16:59Only because you're not my type on paper.
17:01Do you understand?
17:03Suck out your mum and get blocked.
17:04I'm not in an old joke to you.
17:06You're still attractive, but I feel like I wouldn't move to you.
17:09Do you know what I mean?
17:13Like, if I saw you in the club, I wouldn't move to you.
17:15Do you know what I mean?
17:16So for that, I'm gonna have to slap you.
17:18Can you just bring your cheek a little bit closer?
17:20Alright.
17:21Just a little...
17:22Oh, you're gonna hear me.
17:24Just a tap.
17:24Because I don't want to be brutal.
17:26I'm not abuser.
17:27Respectfully.
17:28Do you understand?
17:28I'm not an abuser.
17:30Disclaimer.
17:33Kiss you because you're attractive, but I wouldn't move to you.
17:37Like, I wouldn't see myself being in a relationship.
17:39Do you understand?
17:41But you're still...
17:42Oh!
17:44Okay.
17:45Alright.
17:45You don't understand.
17:46Alright, yeah.
17:47You don't understand, but I hear that.
17:48I love that.
17:49Put me in my place next time.
17:50Do you understand?
17:51But your leg.
17:53May I have to use some of the cheek?
17:54Sure.
17:56Okay.
17:57And you're nice.
17:59And you got breasts.
18:00Oh!
18:03Just had to point it out.
18:05You just had to.
18:06Next time.
18:07No, no, no, no.
18:08You?
18:09No.
18:10No.
18:10Oh!
18:11I don't even know.
18:13I don't even know.
18:15I feel like I should just smash you.
18:17Only because I want to wife you.
18:19Just done.
18:20Okay!
18:21Oh, yeah!
18:23Just move this over.
18:24That was a bit.
18:25If I've given you my bin, would you accept it?
18:27I might, you know.
18:28You might?
18:29Mm.
18:30I don't like uncertainty.
18:31Just choose an option and I'll give you it.
18:34Choose an option.
18:35This one.
18:36Mm.
18:37Okay!
18:38Ring exchange!
18:39Hey, hey!
18:40Where's your finger?
18:41Oh!
18:42How dare!
18:43How dare!
18:44How dare she?
18:45You had a comment here.
18:46No, I just said, like, you have to do the right finger.
18:49It's okay.
18:49Oh, okay.
18:50So now it's okay.
18:52Now I'll accept that.
18:53And for that, smash!
18:55And kiss!
18:56Make it so on the cheek.
18:58Yeah.
18:58Gorgeous lady.
19:01Oh!
19:02It's my life!
19:03I'm like, ooh!
19:04You're just so voluptuous.
19:05You're gorgeous.
19:07You're gorgeous.
19:07Do you understand?
19:09All right.
19:09Okay.
19:10Love you at least.
19:12I'm going to have to slap.
19:14Okay.
19:15Only because you're Caucasian.
19:17I'm not into them white things.
19:18I like a bit of flavour.
19:21F***!
19:22I like a bit of spice in my life.
19:24Do you understand?
19:25I feel like you wouldn't have been that little excitement.
19:27Do you understand?
19:28But don't forget that you're gorgeous, yeah?
19:30Just this cheek, yeah?
19:32Just a little...
19:33Oh!
19:34Respectful.
19:34Just a little respectful.
19:36Do you understand?
19:36How was that line-up?
19:37How was that line-up?
19:38That line-up?
19:39It was difficult.
19:40A lot of gorgeous women in this line-up tonight.
19:43Or today.
19:44Or whatever time it is.
19:45I don't even know when we've lost track.
19:47We've lost track.
19:48But they're all gorgeous.
19:49And you know what?
19:50Anyone would be looking to have any of them.
19:52But me?
19:53Right.
19:54You're the best.
19:55So if you want to hit me up, just X or Dr. Shanti.
19:57Alright!
19:57Let's get there!
19:59Okay!
19:59Thank you!
20:00So next we've got...
20:01M.
20:02M with us.
20:03Yep, just M.
20:04Just M.
20:05Now, you ready for your kiss, smash or slap?
20:09Yeah.
20:09Make sure you're coming heavy with this, okay?
20:12Alright, first one up now.
20:15Um...
20:15I think I'd have to smash.
20:17Because, I don't know, you're small so I can throw you around.
20:20Oh!
20:21Okay.
20:21Okay.
20:22Okay.
20:25Okay.
20:27Um...
20:28I'd have to kiss.
20:29Ooh!
20:31Ooh!
20:31Okay.
20:32I'm cheap.
20:33Mwah!
20:34Ooh!
20:35That was...
20:35That was...
20:35That was...
20:36Yeah!
20:37That was soft!
20:37That was really soft!
20:39Wow!
20:40Okay!
20:41Okay!
20:44Um...
20:44I'm gonna have to pass.
20:47Just...
20:47Not by sight.
20:48Remember, as kiss, slap or smash?
20:50Tell her I'll let her slap her in the back.
20:55Okay, remember you could slap anywhere as well, you know?
20:58Anywhere.
20:59Anywhere.
21:01Next.
21:02Um...
21:02I'm gonna have to smash.
21:04Okay, okay.
21:05Why are you smashing?
21:06Explain yourself.
21:06Because she's pretty.
21:07Look at her.
21:08She's pretty.
21:09Natural beauty as well!
21:11Oh yeah!
21:15Hi!
21:17Yeah, yeah.
21:18Okay.
21:18Look at them eyes.
21:19You're not trying to make eye contact.
21:21Make me now.
21:22Yeah!
21:22You're not trying to make eye contact.
21:25Next.
21:28Um...
21:29Why are you looking at me like that?
21:31You're looking at me like that.
21:33You're looking at me like that.
21:34I'm gonna have to kiss.
21:35Mmm.
21:36What is it?
21:36Cause like you just...
21:37You look too innocent like...
21:39You look too innocent like...
21:40You're innocent?
21:40Okay.
21:41You gotta get innocent.
21:42Dope.
21:46Okay.
21:47Okay.
21:50Um...
21:50I'm gonna have to pass.
21:52Give me a slap.
21:53Remember?
21:54Remember!
21:56Come on!
21:57Get with the program!
21:59You can...
21:59I don't like to be...
22:00Well!
22:01But you can slap anywhere!
22:02You can slap anywhere!
22:04You can slap anywhere!
22:04Just I can!
22:05Just...
22:05Come on.
22:07Oh!
22:07Okay!
22:11Okay!
22:12See?
22:15Um...
22:16I'll smash.
22:17You'll smash?
22:17Yeah, you got a pretty face.
22:19A nice bully there.
22:20Okay!
22:20Yeah!
22:21Go make it real too!
22:23Smash!
22:23Okay!
22:24Okay!
22:25Next!
22:26Yeah!
22:27Just...
22:28Pass!
22:28You know what?
22:29Yeah, bro!
22:30So is this like...
22:31Oh!
22:31You got the fist ready!
22:32You got the fist ready for that!
22:33Whoa!
22:34Whoa!
22:36Next!
22:38Um...
22:38After pass!
22:39Yeah!
22:49Yeah!
22:52Yeah!
22:53Yeah!
22:53Yeah!
22:54Yeah!
22:55Yeah!
22:57Yeah!
23:09But...
23:10So where do you want to slap?
23:10You can slap anywhere!
23:10It's not me!
23:11Okay!
23:12Okay!
23:12What about you?
23:13How do you feel about that?
23:13I'm alright with that!
23:15Huh?
23:15I'm alright with that!
23:16Yeah!
23:16Okay!
23:17Yeah!
23:18So everyone!
23:19What did you think of that line up?
23:21Uh...
23:21Yeah!
23:22Yeah!
23:22There's some pretty girls in there!
23:23Okay!
23:23Yeah!
23:24Okay!
23:24Good!
23:25Good!
23:25So next up we have...
23:27Lauren!
23:27Are you ready?
23:29No!
23:30How are you feeling?
23:30How are you feeling?
23:31Loopy!
23:33Let's just...
23:34Let's just get it started!
23:35Okay!
23:36Cool!
23:36So...
23:36Oh my god!
23:37Her eyes!
23:37I didn't realise!
23:40She's got like...
23:42I have a kiss on the cheek!
23:45I have lip gloss on!
23:47Yeah!
23:49Stop!
23:50She's making me nervous!
23:51It's fucking...
23:52I can tell!
23:54Why?
23:55Why is this?
23:55Are you scared?
23:57Are you scared?
23:58Are you scared?
23:58What's going on?
23:59Are you scared?
24:01Are you scared?
24:01Like...
24:01What's going...
24:02Are you okay?
24:04She looks very intimidating!
24:06Like she's very...
24:07Okay!
24:08But listen!
24:09Let's go!
24:09Let's go!
24:10Let's go!
24:10Yeah!
24:10Let's go a bit closer!
24:12She smells...
24:16That's so nice!
24:16So what are you saying?
24:17Can you smash her slap?
24:18I'll smash her innit!
24:19You'll smash?
24:20Yeah!
24:21Bro, look at her!
24:22On a G-tain, look at her!
24:23Okay!
24:24Yeah!
24:24Okay!
24:25Let's go!
24:26Kiss!
24:27Bro, look at her!
24:28She's beautiful!
24:29Thank you!
24:31I mean, she makes me feel extra tiny, but...
24:34Yeah!
24:35Yeah!
24:35Yeah!
24:35Look at her!
24:37Oh!
24:38Oh!
24:39Oh!
24:40Oh!
24:41Oh!
24:42Oh!
24:44Oh!
24:54Oh!
24:55Oh!
24:57Oh!
24:58Oh!
24:58Oh!
24:58Oh!
25:00So what are you saying about?
25:02What are you saying about Frankie?
25:02No!
25:03It's smash her innit!
25:03Why?
25:05Do you like that dominant energy?
25:07Do you like that?
25:07Yeah, I like...
25:08Is it giving daddy?
25:09I feel like she'll ever dominate me, but I don't know if you didn't want it.
25:15Don't tease me.
25:16So what were you saying? What was that? Can you smash or slap?
25:19I'm a smasher, innit?
25:20Smash?
25:20Yeah.
25:21Okay.
25:22Okay.
25:23Oh.
25:25Gosh.
25:26Fucking hell.
25:26I should have brought my glasses.
25:30Can't see her.
25:31Can't see her.
25:32Can't see her.
25:34Do you know what?
25:35Thanks.
25:36That actually helped a bit.
25:38Do you know what?
25:38Yeah, she's actually cute.
25:39I'll give her a kiss.
25:41Okay.
25:42She's beautiful.
25:43Okay.
25:44Do you know what?
25:45Yeah, I'm going to actually have to smash.
25:47Like, slap ya.
25:48Yo, killin' me with this sh**.
25:50Because you look like my friend's ex.
25:53You look like my friend's ex.
25:55Oh.
25:56Fair enough.
25:57It's kind of scary a bit.
25:59Okay.
26:00Yeah.
26:01She's very beautiful.
26:02Yeah.
26:03So, next up we got...
26:05Oh my God.
26:06It's juicy stuff girl.
26:08Kiss, mash, what's that?
26:10What do you say?
26:11Do you know what?
26:11Yeah, she's actually very beautiful.
26:12She gives like, barb.
26:14Like, heavy barb.
26:15Yeah.
26:15Do you get what I mean?
26:16Yeah.
26:17I'll kiss her on the cheek.
26:19Like...
26:19No.
26:26She's very beautiful.
26:27Is she your type?
26:29No, she's not my type.
26:30But she's beautiful.
26:31So, hold on.
26:32What is your type?
26:32What is your type?
26:34Do you know, yeah.
26:34I like a bit of long, dark curly hair.
26:37Brown or colour dyes.
26:39Okay.
26:40Okay.
26:40I'll have to see you soon.
26:43Nah, she's beautiful though.
26:45I'll give her kiss and cheeks.
26:47Yeah.
26:48Do you know what I mean?
26:49It's the boobs.
26:50It's just saying, lay on me.
26:51Do you get what I mean?
26:53Like...
26:53I can't lie.
26:54I'll actually fall asleep.
26:55Oh my God.
26:56I'm down.
26:58Maybe I don't even get too comfy.
27:00Do you know what?
27:01Stop looking at me like that.
27:02Like...
27:03Oh my God.
27:04Your eyes.
27:05She's giving you the eyes.
27:06Her eyes are very comforting.
27:09She's making me feel shy.
27:10I'm gonna give her kiss and cheeks.
27:12Yeah.
27:14Do you know what it is, yeah?
27:15She's very...
27:16She's Romanian, innit?
27:17So, she has...
27:18She has that accent.
27:20So, it's a bit like...
27:23Komatatsu.
27:29It's giving, you know, exotic.
27:30So, is that like what you like or what you don't like?
27:33Nah, she ain't my type, but she's cute in it.
27:35So, I'm gonna give her kiss.
27:36Okay, okay.
27:37So, what do you think of this line up then?
27:39What do you think about it?
27:40Do you know what?
27:40Yeah, up there.
27:43P?
27:44Pia.
27:45Nah, I didn't say that.
27:46I didn't say that.
27:47Pia's your favourite, yeah?
27:49I can't lie.
27:49Pia's her favourite, yeah?
27:50I didn't say that.
27:51I didn't say that.
27:51Alright, cool.
27:52Alright, so get ready.
27:53Kiss, smash, or slap.
27:55Start in here.
27:56Smash.
27:57You're pretty.
27:58You're going nice style.
27:59I like it.
28:00Okay.
28:01Slap.
28:01You're my bro, so I'm so sorry.
28:03I am.
28:05Smash.
28:06You're very pretty.
28:09I like the way you laugh as well.
28:13Slap for ya.
28:14Why?
28:15Double slap.
28:16Why?
28:17Double slap.
28:18They're my bros, like, you know, like.
28:20So, what type do you have?
28:21What's your size?
28:22I like femmes, you know.
28:24Cute femmes.
28:24Okay.
28:25I'll be jettin' with the slap.
28:26I'll be jettin', don't be jettin'.
28:27Come here, come here, come here.
28:28Sorry.
28:29Oh, shit.
28:30Cool, cool.
28:31Kiss, because you're cute, so.
28:36Kiss.
28:38You're so weird.
28:40I want to smash you, but I just want to kiss you, so.
28:44Okay.
28:47And smash.
28:49You're very lame.
28:51Slap.
28:53Okay.
28:54Why?
28:55Why was that a slap?
28:57I just like black people.
29:01It's a slap.
29:03It's a slap.
29:05I feel good about the line-up.
29:07It's good, you know, so.
29:08Good line-up.
29:08Okay, thank you.
29:10Alright, so now we've got a lovely person with us right now.
29:14Say your name.
29:15It's Casey.
29:16Okay.
29:16Casey, get ready.
29:17Get ready.
29:18Start over here.
29:20Start over here.
29:20I would say smash.
29:23Because you're nice to look at.
29:25She's nice to look at.
29:26Okay.
29:27I'll take it.
29:28You've got to take it, there's no option.
29:29Oh.
29:31Oh.
29:32So, get a bit of dominance over here.
29:35Shit.
29:36Yeah?
29:36I like that.
29:37Okay.
29:37You like it?
29:38Yeah.
29:38Alright, I'll keep it.
29:42I'm going to say kiss.
29:45Get a bit closer, yeah.
29:47Mwah.
29:47Okay, there's a bit of a grab.
29:49I saw that grab there, you know.
29:50You didn't see nothing.
29:52You didn't see nothing.
29:55You didn't see nothing.
29:57Mask.
29:57Give me a hand.
30:00Ooh.
30:03Okay.
30:04Okay.
30:04Okay.
30:06Frankie, my fucking guy.
30:12I'm going to say slap.
30:13You smack me hard, all I know is that your glass chin will be scattered on the floor.
30:19Zoom in.
30:20Come closer.
30:22Oh.
30:24Hey, you alright, yeah?
30:29I'm going to say slap, so I'm going to...
30:31Cut the cameras.
30:32Why?
30:33Why is there...
30:34No, no, no, but I need to know why.
30:36Just give me a sec.
30:37You'll see.
30:37You'll see.
30:37There's a method.
30:38There's a method.
30:40Oh!
30:41Alright.
30:43Okay.
30:45Nini, my guy.
30:49You already know what it is, Roman.
30:51I already know what it is, though.
30:52It's a slap.
30:53Why is it a slap?
30:54Because that's my guy, man.
30:56I just wanted to take this opportunity.
30:57Jump.
30:58Nini, bend over now.
31:02Oh, you're going to turn around.
31:04No, no, no, no, no.
31:06Where?
31:06What?
31:07What?
31:08Oh!
31:10Oh!
31:10It was a bit of a clip.
31:11That one was a bit of a clip, actually.
31:14That one was a little bit of a clip.
31:16I want to say...
31:18See, it would be a smash.
31:19Okay.
31:20But I'm going to keep it as a kiss.
31:22We're keeping it PG.
31:24You've got to keep it G-rated.
31:26So, I'm not really getting, like, you've got a certain type.
31:28Have you got a type?
31:29I don't have a type.
31:30There's no type.
31:31Okay.
31:34Don't play with it.
31:34Don't play with it.
31:35Yeah.
31:37Come on.
31:40Oh.
31:42Okay.
31:43My darling.
31:44I remember you from part one.
31:46I'm going to...
31:48I'm going to say slap.
31:50Oh, what?
31:51Slap.
31:52There's methods.
31:53There's methods.
31:54I should know by now.
32:02Sorry.
32:03By the way, hold on.
32:04I have a nipple piercing and it's cold, so you already know what that felt like.
32:09Okay, but like a gunshot.
32:10Sorry.
32:11I wasn't expecting that.
32:15Expect the unexpected.
32:16Expect the unexpected.
32:19Expect the unexpected.
32:20Because that was just...
32:24On to the next.
32:25Smash.
32:26I fuck with it.
32:27I fuck with it.
32:28It's giving chrome hearts.
32:29It's giving, you know, alts.
32:32A-L-T.
32:33Black alts.
32:34Okay.
32:34You know what I mean?
32:35It's giving it.
32:36Okay.
32:38Next.
32:39Oh.
32:43Smash.
32:44Smash.
32:44I love the throw.
32:45I love the skunk stare.
32:46Yeah.
32:46You look lovely.
32:47It's beautiful.
32:48I'm going to say smash.
32:50It's just...
32:51It's just something different.
32:52It just starts off in the crowd.
32:54Do you know what I mean?
32:54Okay.
32:55It's not like the rest.
32:57So you like that?
32:57Do you like that?
32:58Something different?
32:59Different.
32:59Different.
33:00The highlight is giving balayage.
33:02Yeah.
33:02Strong louder.
33:03That was my smash kiss off.
33:06Alright.
33:06Okay.
33:08Alright, so we've got Sarah with us today and you're going to do your kiss.
33:13Smash or slap.
33:15Make it count.
33:15Yeah?
33:16We're starting here.
33:18So...
33:18I was...
33:19I was mash.
33:21Um, you know, like them cute and petite.
33:24No, actually, I'm going to give you a kiss.
33:26Okay.
33:28So...
33:30Hmm.
33:31What do we got here?
33:32What the hell?
33:34Um, I was mash.
33:37I'm coming to you.
33:38I'm coming to you.
33:38I was mash.
33:40So why?
33:41Why?
33:41What is it?
33:42You know, she's pretty, nice body.
33:44You know what I'm saying?
33:47I was only told like a kabam.
33:50Okay.
33:51So next.
33:54So the reason why I'm going to say smash the house is because I really like her personality.
33:59She's really, really pretty, but I feel like her personality makes her like top top.
34:03So...
34:04Okay.
34:05So...
34:06I'm going to...
34:07I'm just gonna...
34:08I'm just matching everybody like...
34:09Okay.
34:10I'm gonna smash.
34:11You're really pretty.
34:12I like your vibe as well.
34:14Um...
34:15Over here.
34:16I am going to...
34:18I'm going to...
34:20I'm going to...
34:20This is...
34:21This is...
34:21This is...
34:22This is...
34:22This is a bit...
34:22This is a little...
34:24This is a little more conflicted right here.
34:26But I'm going to...
34:40Okay.
34:40Mwah.
34:42Wait.
34:43What happened?
34:45What happened?
34:45What's the next one?
34:46I have to...
34:47Slap.
34:49Okay.
34:50Why?
34:51Um...
34:52She's just like...
34:55Not...
34:55What I will go for.
34:57You can slap anywhere.
34:58Mmm...
35:00I'm scared.
35:01I'm scared.
35:02I'm scared.
35:03Okay.
35:04I will...
35:05Smash.
35:06You're really pretty.
35:07Again, I like your style as well.
35:08So...
35:09Ooh.
35:10Okay.
35:11You just wanted to give that little kiss today.
35:15Mwah.
35:15Okay.
35:15Okay.
35:16So...
35:17I will...
35:17Smash.
35:18Again.
35:19I really like your vibe.
35:20Mysterious nonchalant...
35:22I'm not supposed to be here type of vibe.
35:24So...
35:25I'm a smash.
35:26Are you supposed to be here?
35:27Yeah.
35:28We'll see you in it.
35:30You laughing at it.
35:32Okay.
35:33I'm a...
35:33Did you say pretty?
35:34I'm a smash.
35:35I'm so sorry.
35:36I'm watching everybody.
35:38Um...
35:38But yeah.
35:39I'm a smash.
35:40And...
35:40Again.
35:40I like your vibe.
35:41So...
35:41I'm a smash as well.
35:43Okay.
35:43So it looks like...
35:44The line up was...
35:46Strong.
35:47The line up was strong.
35:50Alright.
35:51Of course.
35:51Listen guys.
35:52That is the end of part one of the kiss, smash or slap.
35:56Oh my god.
35:56Listen.
35:56If you guys want a part two...
35:58With the same people...
36:00Or even different.
36:01You know to smash the like button.
36:02Subscribe if you're new.
36:03And comment below.
36:04So...
36:05Yeah.
36:05That's it.
36:06That's it.
36:07That's it.
36:07That's watching guys.
36:08Thanks for watching guys.
36:11Bye.
36:12One!
36:12Two!
36:13Three!
36:14Hi!
36:15Hi!
36:16Hi!
36:17Hi!
36:19Hi!
36:20Alright!
36:22We have to live.
36:26me spread your eyes and make me eat it up
36:29spit it in your mouth and make you spit it out
36:31sneaky
36:33me never need to try to sneak up your liquid bucket
36:36and diminish your pussy started trickling
36:39this is a little bitch
36:41she really not used to this sexy baby
36:43spit it in your mouth and spit it out
36:47sneaky
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