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Lucifer's Bride
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47We're juvenile.
00:01:52See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:06Wait, wait, wait!
00:02:14He's jumping in, sir!
00:02:15Please.
00:02:15My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:36money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:50oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you you're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:52me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:57have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:05i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:29come on come on
00:04:31oh
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:03i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:24i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last
00:05:35me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:55but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:02these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him
00:06:07there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:21that's correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:27that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:33she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:39if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:43i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come
00:06:49put out a bounty to the entire world
00:06:52whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars
00:06:56there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she
00:07:15dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:17she's gonna save your brother
00:07:19don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:24exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:28she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:35i bet it has fleas
00:07:37that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:41don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:53but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside
00:07:58i'll take it from here
00:08:00could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:04i'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:07and a former general
00:08:09i know a gold digging whore when i see one
00:08:12i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:17who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22a skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:28ew
00:08:29disgusting
00:08:30go back to being a prostitute
00:08:32security
00:08:33get this std-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:36let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out
00:08:38you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir
00:08:45we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try
00:08:52you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:55all right
00:08:56i'll give you a shot
00:08:58but i warn you
00:08:59if you fail
00:09:00i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:04is that any way to ask for help
00:09:07you'd be blessed to have me
00:09:09and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:12but since i'm not welcome here
00:09:15i'll leave
00:09:17devon
00:09:18come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:19no
00:09:20miss trixie
00:09:21my brother is a hero to me
00:09:23i can't lose him
00:09:25well
00:09:26if he's a hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person
00:09:31my brother's a war hero
00:09:33who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:36also he's great with puppies
00:09:37he'd make a great husband
00:09:41who says i want to marry him
00:09:43as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:50only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her
00:09:53even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:55you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time
00:10:05but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay
00:10:20what's happening
00:10:21what are we doing
00:10:32oh
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv
00:10:38she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:40do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:56yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:15this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:24what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:32why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:41what is the point of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:45we are all certified
00:11:47but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again there's no such thing as endo cryo what what
00:12:03endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:05oh
00:12:05and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:07because i just discovered it
00:12:10this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one
00:12:16a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:18but lucky for you all
00:12:19you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23what a bunch of baloney
00:12:25i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29precisely
00:12:30you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33you don't compare to meet us
00:12:35who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:55oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08what is that supposed to mean
00:13:09it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet
00:13:17if you can't heal him
00:13:20break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:36huh
00:13:36miss tricksy
00:13:37don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry
00:13:45i got this
00:13:48it's a deal
00:13:50i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:52no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:11homeless or not
00:14:12if you save my son
00:14:14i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander armstrong
00:14:24lysander my heir
00:14:26marry you
00:14:26i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:38wait wait wait what what for
00:14:39don't listen to her
00:14:41she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46firstly
00:14:48this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:57what did you just call me
00:15:01there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10now stop getting in my way
00:15:12or i promise you
00:15:14you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16oh yeah
00:15:17yeah you want to see real pain
00:15:18where's the dog
00:15:19well put down the dog
00:15:21with pleasure
00:15:32oh
00:15:38left
00:15:39leaves the wrong breath
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned
00:15:52it was her
00:15:53do you see any poison on me
00:15:56medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:07of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12if i want to save someone
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she skinning blood
00:16:33this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38angel herbalist
00:16:40this is what i call
00:16:42malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal
00:16:45she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48well
00:16:49where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:51jacuzzi is ready
00:16:52right this way
00:16:53wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:54what the hell is going on
00:16:56you say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren
00:16:59don't you
00:17:00then stop getting in my way
00:17:02every second counts
00:17:05let's go for a dip
00:17:06shall we
00:17:10general armstrong
00:17:11your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:19hold on
00:17:20you two are going in there
00:17:22alone
00:17:23if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27then sure
00:17:28invite everyone in
00:17:29all right
00:17:30but i warn you
00:17:32no funny business
00:17:37what the hell is
00:18:27I don't know.
00:18:35You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:40Exactly!
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:58We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:03Uh, on the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:17You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:20That's it.
00:19:20I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:22James, let's go.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:34I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is.
00:20:11This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:20I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:26Yes, sir.
00:20:30You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:48Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here.
00:21:12Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:33He writes the wrong.
00:21:38Human.
00:21:42Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:50Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me?
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:54You're a fucking spy?
00:21:56Talk!
00:21:57I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:13I will never.
00:22:21Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:27But it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35Science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body...
00:22:37Oh, shut up.
00:22:37...is physically...
00:22:40You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm not professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:08Fire!
00:23:21Those amus seals.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:22This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:44To kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:42It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:58This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:12Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:17Oh shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:41I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a killer.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:19queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:23The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words.
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:29:59And you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:03Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I am already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:30:48He's back.
00:30:49And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:31:16bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51Wait, no, we're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:13had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:22In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years.
00:33:47And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:58That's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:12Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now, she's the CEO
00:34:22of an entire corporation.
00:34:25Dude!
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:28And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:40Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa,
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That break-up must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing out there
00:35:32on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is.
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:47She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street credit I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:14so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:19would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me
00:36:53of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:57why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:00at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do you remember that?
00:37:14Mm.
00:37:19Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:24if you show even so much
00:37:26as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma,
00:37:28I have to confess something to you.
00:37:31I've secretly amassed
00:37:32a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:38the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands
00:37:42I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:44the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders
00:37:48with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:52the presidential contract
00:37:53and become
00:37:54the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier
00:37:56hearing her name
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it was
00:38:03to broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth
00:38:06and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:09the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me
00:38:12just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money
00:38:16for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do
00:38:20everything I can
00:38:20to serve those in need.
00:38:23that's why I'm taking
00:38:24everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it back
00:38:26to charity.
00:38:26You've always had
00:38:27an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet
00:38:30someone who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crushing
00:38:46your wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows
00:38:52you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When Hope,
00:38:54when nobody steps on Snake,
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come
00:38:59and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:05that video of you?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman stick,
00:39:11the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher
00:39:15on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman
00:39:39who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file
00:39:41of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment
00:39:44in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing
00:39:48for him and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed
00:39:51overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:53and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:57she's planning to bring it down
00:39:57on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men, I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives
00:40:12to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome, everyone,
00:40:31to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day
00:40:33for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married,
00:40:36but in just one hour,
00:40:37my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company
00:40:41to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract
00:40:47once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wickham Stowe.
00:40:50Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be
00:40:53so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary
00:40:56of the entire
00:40:57U.S. Health Department,
00:40:58but this is a par-tay
00:40:59after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most
00:41:02important people in the nation
00:41:03have also arrived
00:41:04to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. President
00:41:08will also be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you
00:41:11the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:14And that's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start
00:41:28until I say it does.
00:41:51You two really are
00:41:52a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save
00:41:55your guests from
00:41:56this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize it
00:41:58from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Uh, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:11You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal off us.
00:42:14You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I
00:42:20who bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:23do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me,
00:42:25then go look at yourself
00:42:26in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president
00:42:31will be here any second
00:42:32now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:38so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She won't wash up.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties
00:42:44with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate
00:42:47that she'd still show up
00:42:48to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor,
00:42:52sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us,
00:42:56the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel
00:43:00all high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the hand
00:43:02that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07Oh, my God.
00:43:08Oh, my God.
00:43:08Oh, my God.
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:16no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me
00:43:23a billion-dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share
00:43:25humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential in you.
00:43:29Even trusted you
00:43:29as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now
00:43:35just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that
00:43:56on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:58in front of everyone.
00:43:59You should make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:03blood-sucking leech.
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing
00:44:07yourself in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, Butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:14but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough.
00:44:16You know what I always
00:44:17couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19You're moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you lame girls
00:44:24feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:27over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got
00:44:30material goods.
00:44:31You're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request
00:44:34to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:51Oh my god.
00:44:53Is that the billion dollar contract
00:44:55for Sasha?
00:44:58No.
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:59to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:05Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease
00:45:10to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have
00:45:18the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to,
00:45:33I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little treat
00:45:35while you're at it?
00:45:46You misunderstand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back
00:45:49everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:54I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:59Bro,
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up
00:46:18to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince Charming
00:46:20will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:23Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered
00:46:39by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's going to wish
00:46:43he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:46Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:51scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people
00:46:54for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command,
00:46:58Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:00You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05after he saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled,
00:47:09unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly
00:47:12have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:15like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured
00:47:19the incurable general,
00:47:21then Sasa
00:47:22is the fucking
00:47:23Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:43and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has
00:47:50a billion-dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first
00:47:56female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:58herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying
00:48:01to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born
00:48:13on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do
00:48:18some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop
00:48:21a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of.
00:48:28But I valued
00:48:29our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:30which is why I came here
00:48:31to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize
00:48:34and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:42than you standing
00:48:43on street corners
00:48:43like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46if you've already started
00:48:47offering sexual services?
00:48:50Well then,
00:48:52why don't you get
00:48:53on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:58an embarrassed man
00:48:59like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider
00:49:03making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you
00:49:16hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting you
00:49:18leave here alive.
00:49:20It's awesome.
00:49:21There's something else.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you,
00:49:25Trixie,
00:49:25not even the goddess
00:49:27of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:34Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop
00:49:41so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here
00:49:43won't know
00:49:43which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be
00:49:45the goddess of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful
00:49:48leaders I've saved before
00:49:49could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish
00:49:55General License
00:49:56scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough
00:49:58for me.
00:49:58You're definitely
00:49:59not good enough for him.
00:50:01Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:03so you either
00:50:04get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:40It's...
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No.
00:50:59I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um...
00:51:01When did I become
00:51:02your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:11ever again.
00:51:12Really,
00:51:12it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you
00:51:15because you're a good man.
00:51:16Not because I want you
00:51:17to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:26who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys,
00:51:29a lovey dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you
00:51:32for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman
00:51:34of virtue that a man
00:51:35would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:44No man
00:51:44who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:48She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59You know,
00:51:59look man,
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:02I don't know,
00:52:03like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny,
00:52:07worthless woman like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:14A real man
00:52:16never talks about a woman
00:52:17that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire
00:52:30with fire
00:52:31to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off
00:52:39with it because she's so kind.
00:52:40So you're going to do me
00:52:41the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me,
00:52:44you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:49I'll,
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part
00:53:07of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better
00:53:13about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:19looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27It seems like
00:53:28they don't know
00:53:28who you are
00:53:28since you've been
00:53:29out of action
00:53:29for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:32to play some of some more.
00:53:33Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:43What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you
00:53:47didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know
00:53:51that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:59It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:20or a really,
00:54:21really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:32Trixie,
00:54:33I know that you
00:54:34just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains
00:54:49all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:51which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be bad news.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Why, Sander?
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:03for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:17well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:42But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore,
00:55:49will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes.
00:55:59I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here
00:56:22is Batch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:31would marry that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:45I understand.
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:53This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites.
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:36Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:42Hey, hey.
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call, Sassoon?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:48My company's dead, evaporated, puffed, it's a thin air.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What is your deal?
00:59:00Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:10Then that means you're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country?
00:59:20Trixie's married the famed war hero, the man every girl wants and every man wants to be?
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:32No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:38It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:40It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:41It's awesome.
00:59:43It's awesome.
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:07I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend,
01:00:50by stealing my fiancée.
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're impostors.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:23So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
01:02:05who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiancée really is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why it's twice the crime of stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:44But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiancée.
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:22If you want to arrest me, I'm going to arrest you.
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:23Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:29Grandma.
01:05:30Meet my new fiancée.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancée.
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you from messing with the Wighams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:25While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:02Swap.
01:10:03Swap.
01:10:07Swap.
01:10:08Swap.
01:10:08Swap.
01:10:11Swap.
01:10:11Swap.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44But you've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:58Oh my God.
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer
01:13:12who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:29but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:43but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look.
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40Your General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired
01:14:54pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:14:59that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:03What I mean is, you're the war hero,
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:17and now you're attacking one of the most important allies
01:15:19to the president?
01:15:21He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me
01:15:28as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side,
01:15:38you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word,
01:16:10and I will bring down your entire family,
01:16:13not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President,
01:16:19I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again
01:16:23if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck
01:16:30about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:16:48I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line
01:16:51of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable.
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you
01:17:05and your filthy companions
01:17:07are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham,
01:17:10you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:28Wait, that's the president.
01:17:33Wait, that's the president.
01:17:35Oh, my God.
01:17:41Oh, my gosh.
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:17:57the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon,
01:18:03Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives
01:18:07you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:18you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison
01:18:21and take it out of the present
01:18:22before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her
01:18:59and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one
01:19:02that will be going to prison
01:19:03once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here
01:19:08to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine
01:20:01if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes
01:20:06to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:23and I just invented
01:20:25the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me
01:20:57the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile,
01:21:05so ugly on the inside,
01:21:07it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:11for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:16the goddess healing saved me
01:21:18and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer
01:21:23herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:26And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:42What?!
01:21:46Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:13help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancée and best friend,
01:22:31but after everything you've done,
01:22:33I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:38Sit.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold,
01:22:45and she's an amazing person,
01:22:46and you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife
01:22:52because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet.
01:22:59I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me,
01:23:26you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie,
01:23:30give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize,
01:23:40but it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03You false self-help.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness,
01:24:13just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:43to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
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