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Love I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:32Oh my gosh, help me
02:38Oh my god
02:45Oh my god
02:49OMG
02:51No, what the hell
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Woo
03:10Oh my
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you alright
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Here's the way
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:09The funny Scottish guy
04:10No, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06I'll take to the air
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22Look, and that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:32Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:47Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut
05:57Cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:01Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:25It's a little bit like a hologram version of me
06:28I feel like a hologram version of me
06:31You would be like a hologram version of me
06:35But I'm not reacting to another one, but I don't know what I would look like
06:38I feel like a hologram version of me
06:41I'm not interacting with you
06:43I feel like a hologram version of me
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's a kiss of a few frogs, isn't it?
07:11Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth, period.
07:16I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't, I'm like, ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that, professional...
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:39Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:56Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Oh, ho.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is...
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated one who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to eyes lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like, that...
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No, like, it's just a full hint.
09:59Like, what is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like, like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19I'll go with...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need, cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what, water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie about 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said, I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53Yes, that's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:24That's her choice.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:29So, I'm thinking...
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59How is she Phil and Grant getting on me?
13:00No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:05Oh, that's it.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Ah-ha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34From Arthur Shea.
13:34Wherever about this is that though.
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and, like, you're, I'm, like, five and you're, like, seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they, like, work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07Where does the restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What, what are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it, like, just north of London?
14:28North, north, west, north-east.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple word.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this, or is it going...
14:50No, no, no, I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...
14:55We're like, ah?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58All right.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:16LAUGHTER
15:18Hi.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask OP, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be
15:43uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words...
15:50What...
15:52Opie...
15:54Like...
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard-hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full-body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time,
17:22but I'm actually like...
17:23Uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:24There's, there's, there's, like, again, Opie is a different...
17:27Opie, Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie is onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year,
17:53and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca Airport,
17:56but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Scottish, innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:10Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:19You can be Fiona, and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily, she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself,
18:58there's no way I could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner.
19:18of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj.
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh, no, I'm scared.
19:59You've got to lie down there and then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh, my God.
20:06Like this.
20:06Yeah, yeah.
20:08I love that one, too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj special.
20:17Yes.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh.
20:29That was that one.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell.
20:54Look at me, sir.
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah.
20:58Come on.
21:01Ellie.
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:25That's a good one.
21:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:33Ha, ha, ha.
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34What are you, man?
21:35You can just do it in.
21:36Oh, do it in here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, hey.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go, 15.
21:43Tom.
21:44Oh, look at his hat.
21:49It's all in love, brother.
21:50It's all in love.
21:50It's all in love, man.
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:54Next time, we'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe sucking.
22:19Oh.
22:20Oh.
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I wouldn't now.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so.
22:49Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:51Yeah, I think I, you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh, maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking, or is it, like, does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that, I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be express-o-ing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out of the cup.
24:08Okay, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What would you like to set up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I'll fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just put caramel in there.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Edyn, I'll have a double shot, mocha, chocka, defrocka,
25:12frapper, nacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No, I swear I don't.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, you would have to.
25:36I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact.
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, DJ?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So, go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32A period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So, platypus.
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53That's a bit fair, though.
27:53You're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today, we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of game.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look, I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:30What are they doing?
28:31Ooh.
28:31It's so nice.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm, like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm, like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hard-arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:51Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are technic.
29:12Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation.
29:32And you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
30:19You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
30:20You're fine.
30:21You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's Islanders get scared by something.
30:34I don't like bugs.
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like, ah, ah!
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's, no one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:48What they don't fuck around today. I'll just come right at you. It's so nice to have someone come in
30:54and just be like a man
30:59I was a five chopsticks if I'd have fucking caught that
31:03Like I think we're just like oh my god. Sorry. That is a ginormous was I've been probably just attracted
31:08people to got perfume and stuff on fuck
31:09say
31:16I need her to take
31:25In 4k or the house that is a month did you see on my face?
31:30Land on my face you guys are slapped me. I love you have
31:35That I should do yeah, but one day I'll just come over and I'll keep you up
31:38I bought you a gift just that
31:41Get it off me
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:49He's coming back for revenge. I think that is the same one
31:54I was quite calm like whatever happened happened, but now I'm like ready to
32:01What is that? Whoa
32:03It just fell. Wait take a picture of it
32:06It's a beetle. Oh, it's islanders take a pic with something
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him come on and then I'm gonna take a pic
32:16of you taking a pic of me taking a pic
32:26Pick it up. That's massive. Don't pick that up. You just told me to pick it up. Yeah, I chose
32:31my mind
32:34Beetle catching. Oh, we don't know if it's poisonous
32:41I don't know that shit if you don't like it opie then don't do a photo shoot with a dung
32:45beetle
32:52It's the first week and already the terrorists has seen some serious lip action
33:24Oh
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36Shut up. I swear to god I need you can just take in stuff
33:45He's literally leaving me already he's like I need away
33:49How romantic
34:12Oh
34:13the romance
34:20I
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to early about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of scotland
34:26Which one of you is taking a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny
34:33She's great that woman. She put scotland on the map. Yeah, what an icon. Yeah
34:38Do you know her?
34:40Do you know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:45No, I don't know her. Wish I did though
34:47I'm gonna sing shall lied by shall lied
34:53We've done reenact
34:59I'm gonna sing
35:00I'm gonna sing
35:01No, I need to sing it like front on
35:04Right, right
35:05Right, hold on
35:06So what a character do you want first?
35:09The real assie
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm gonna sing
35:24I'm gonna sing
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay, I'm gonna sing
35:33This is like
35:35Year 11 drama
35:36Right, so you're singing
35:38Right, go, go, go
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what was that me?
35:47What was that me?
35:49Well that's fucking one of yours
35:51Disgustan
35:54Sorry
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:02I don't
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I think I can't approve it
36:13Yeah Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me
36:15It's disgusting
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37:56Everyone say cheese! Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:11We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge behind you Yaz
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into
38:22Oh you've just put your head on there
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33You can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying
38:49That Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bites
38:54That looks good!
38:55Boy and Ramsay!
38:56Doesn't it?
38:56It smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine but it's yours?
38:59You right?
39:00You right?
39:12You right?
39:13Make another one
39:14Round two
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that
39:16It's a bit soggy
39:18It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan, babe
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30I want to give the guys a
39:32Oh my God
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted
39:41Mmm
39:43That's so good
39:44That's given me goosebumps
39:44I've got full on shivers
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54Mmm
39:54How good is this?
39:57Mmm
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:05Mmm
40:07Incredible from that
40:11He's an amazing mom
40:12Mmm
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first
40:14A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa
40:26The truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday
40:33They have been keeping a secret
40:35Ha ha ha
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine
40:40It was funny
40:41First, everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet
40:55A second chance is coming
40:57Is this a joke?
40:57It is a joke Samraj, I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18Nice
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan, you have a K, it's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan
41:24Cavan, yeah
41:24That sounds horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:31No
41:31Scottish?
41:32Yeah
41:3350, 50, innit?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's miles up
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling
41:39I'm used to the cameras
41:39Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:44Cheers
41:45Indeed
41:47Sorry
41:47I just want to work
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down
41:51I actually can't see
41:51That fucking thing
41:53I should have got that bow ties down
41:54Because I'm slitting in that hand
41:55Oh, innit?
41:56It's okay, there's a fly
41:57Yeah, I was going to say
41:58You don't want that anything
41:59Yeah, do a little cheer
42:00Let's do this
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on
42:02Let's go
42:03Oh
42:04It's fine
42:09It's in my head
42:16It's back
42:17It's time for
42:19Beach Up Bonanza
42:22I asked our handlers to show me their party tricks
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know
42:28I could do the moonwalk
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks
42:39Which I'm going to show you guys
42:41Because the world needs to see it
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one
43:01Two legs up
43:02And a little like this
43:03Make it rain
43:05So, this one bed's a lot worse than this one
43:08But this one's pure ringing
43:14Tense my abs
43:14I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:24Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know
43:33Oops!
43:33It goes like this
43:38Do it
43:39Do it
43:40Do it
43:41Do it
43:41Do it
43:42Do it
43:42Do it
43:45Do it
43:46Do it
43:46Do it
43:46Do it
43:46Do it
43:47Do it
43:47Do it
43:47Do it
43:48Do it
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands
43:52So that I can do this weird thing
43:54I can do the magic mic one
43:56Where I jump in the air
43:58And I grind on the floor
44:00Oh!
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay
44:08Sorry
44:08Is it alright?
44:10So I've got...
44:10Is that one a rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not
44:15Come back next week for some more
44:18Pee-chop-bananda!
44:24Unseen Bets is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29But we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM
44:34Let's have one last look
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits
44:38Because I am just exactly how I am at home
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits
44:44It's that time again
44:46If I don't get it random
44:48100% they're going to use that shit
44:49Yeah, 100%
44:50Of course we are in just in time
44:53It was a princess pop
44:54It wasn't anything else
44:55It wasn't a fart
44:56We'll take a princess pop Yasmin
44:59Thanks
45:00See you next time
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:12Bye!
45:32Bye!
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