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Why Are All the Monsters So Cute. (2026) - Full EP - Time Travel, Fantasy Love Story, Drama Series
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00:00:02My name is李小云, and I've been through the ghost story.
00:00:06Here is a place where there are all kinds of ghosts.
00:00:09All people are scared, but I'm not afraid.
00:00:17It's because of the ghost, and the other people are not the same.
00:00:28This is my second home of warm water.
00:00:33This is my second home of warm water.
00:00:42This is my second home of warm water.
00:00:44I'm here!
00:00:54Oh, I've crossed the world of the ghost.
00:00:58Oh, I didn't think so.
00:01:18Who is here?
00:01:21What is the home of warm water?
00:01:23This is my second home of warm water.
00:01:26This is my second home of warm water.
00:01:29The home of warm water is low.
00:01:33It's low.
00:01:34It's low.
00:01:35It's low.
00:01:35It's low.
00:01:42Who is here?
00:01:45It's low.
00:01:47It's low.
00:01:47The home of warm water is gone.
00:01:49How can we hear it?
00:01:52It's low, it's low.
00:01:56It's low.
00:01:57It's low.
00:02:00The home of warm water.
00:02:01The home of warm water is off.
00:02:02The home of warm water is off.
00:02:02You're not sure how it's gone.
00:02:12How cool!
00:02:14I can't see you like this!
00:02:23He is so cool!
00:02:26He is so cool!
00:02:26I've never seen you so cool!
00:02:27He is still looking for you!
00:02:28He is still looking for you!
00:02:32Oh my God!
00:02:35What kind of stuff?
00:02:35What kind of stuff?
00:02:36What kind of stuff?
00:02:38What kind of stuff?
00:02:39What kind of stuff?
00:02:40What kind of stuff?
00:02:42It's too good!
00:02:44Do you want me to be my妻主?
00:02:47Don't you agree!
00:02:48That's the spirit of my妻子!
00:02:50If it's fixed, it will be no problem!
00:02:53I want you!
00:02:55I want you!
00:02:56I want you!
00:02:56I can't do it!
00:02:59You can't do it!
00:02:59What kind of stuff?
00:03:00What kind of stuff?
00:03:01What kind of stuff?
00:03:04What kind of stuff?
00:03:05How can I do it?
00:03:07What kind of stuff?
00:03:08I'm not so good!
00:03:08I'm not so good!
00:03:12You...
00:03:13You see I'm not afraid!
00:03:15I'm going to be my妻主
00:03:16But you're going to be wiped off!
00:03:21You're not enough to be!
00:03:22You're wiped away!
00:03:23You're wiped away with me!
00:03:24Where are you?
00:03:34What are you?
00:03:35What?
00:03:39You're wiped away with me!
00:03:41You're wiped out!
00:03:43You're crushed!
00:03:45It's too hard!
00:03:46You're right, there!
00:03:46I know, the only person who has the same thing, who has the same thing, who is afraid of the
00:03:50devil, who is afraid of the devil.
00:03:52The devil is afraid of the devil, and the devil is not afraid of the devil, so he is not
00:03:57afraid of the devil, he will kill the devil.
00:03:59How can I do that?
00:04:00I am a devil.
00:04:02You are a devil, you can't do this.
00:04:06I am gonna kill you!
00:04:10Are you a devil?
00:04:11Don't say this song for me.
00:04:12Here.
00:04:13One, it's a shit.
00:04:17What are you doing?
00:04:19It's a lie-in-enger?
00:04:20No, no, no, no.
00:04:22You do nothing can do it?
00:04:24Of course, the devil comes to the response of the devil...
00:04:26Of course, the devil.
00:04:28I can do the hell of a devil.
00:04:28I can do the hell of a devil-in-chief.
00:04:28The devil is like a devil-out for me.
00:04:33还有这种好事
00:04:34不就是调戏黑无常吗
00:04:36鬼逼这不就来了
00:04:38宝贝 来再亲一口
00:04:41你这个坏女人
00:04:43你敢调戏我
00:04:45老公
00:04:49十万鬼逼也难敌春宵一刻
00:04:50时间不等人
00:04:54我们先做些爱做的事情吧
00:04:55别 别这样
00:04:56趁我还没下定决心
00:04:58你快出去
00:05:05别啊
00:05:06帅哥 下个鬼险
00:05:08有空约啊
00:05:09快走啊你
00:05:22这个漂亮的坏女人
00:05:24居然敢调戏我
00:05:26我已经把她解决了
00:05:28接下来的到哪了
00:05:36游戏继续
00:05:40还有谁想做我的七主啊
00:05:41我知道了
00:05:42只要亲了S级厉鬼就能通关
00:05:45我 我愿意做你的七主
00:05:51为什么
00:05:58你也配做我的七主
00:06:01还有谁想做我的七主啊
00:06:06怎么提起裤子就不认人
00:06:08太下头了
00:06:09我再也不觉得你帅了
00:06:12不过这诡异副本也不难过
00:06:13连黑无常都这么帅
00:06:15下一个会更帅的吧
00:06:23不是吧
00:06:24我就是随口一说
00:06:26要避逆
00:06:28诡异副本里危险重重
00:06:30我一定要多加小心
00:06:39警告 警告
00:06:41检测到诡异副本已降临
00:06:43当前副本为彼岸花
00:06:45危险系数五星
00:06:46彼岸花副本
00:06:48那可是比血色礼堂更加恐怖的存在
00:06:50七是这一代最杰出的孩子
00:06:51他居然也被卷入了副本
00:06:53自从诡异入侵蓝色星球
00:06:54人类就再也不抵诡异副本
00:06:56小七是我们的希望
00:06:58绝不能折损在诡异副本里
00:07:00都给我听着
00:07:02立即进入诡异副本
00:07:03营救小七
00:07:05是
00:07:10又有鬼屋
00:07:17替死鬼来了
00:07:18咱们跑到拐角
00:07:20让这个女人替咱们去死
00:07:25低贱的人类
00:07:28今日便是你们的死期
00:07:31幽冥狼王盯上我们了
00:07:32我们都要死了
00:07:34狼王 我的肉不好吃
00:07:36您看它细皮嫩肉的
00:07:37它肯定比我好吃
00:07:39这么可爱的小奶狗
00:07:41你们叫它幽冥狼王
00:07:42这也太反差了吧
00:07:49鬼衣副本里居然还有小奶狗颗
00:07:50这是福利吗
00:07:51宝贝 你怎么这么可爱
00:07:54来让姐姐亲一口
00:08:06来让姐姐亲一口
00:08:08来让姐姐亲一口
00:08:13过来过来
00:08:14她在干嘛
00:08:16这女人是不是疯了
00:08:17可是幽冥狼王
00:08:19我们快跑
00:08:21我们不能像她一样自不量力
00:08:24肚冥狼王会杀了她的
00:08:26第一件的女人
00:08:28你在玩火
00:08:33小狗不许铺人
00:08:35这很没有礼貌
00:08:36坐
00:08:42我被拍飞了
00:08:43还想凶我
00:08:45小狗狗不可以扑人
00:08:47会吓坏小孩子的
00:08:49还想伸爪子
00:08:52反了天了你
00:08:53我要杀了你
00:08:55我要吃了你
00:08:56个头不大脾气还不小
00:08:58不服我
00:09:03我看你还敢不敢伸爪子
00:09:05还敢不敢
00:09:06你个飞陷的人类
00:09:07居然敢骑我
00:09:11为什么我无法攻击你
00:09:12你为什么不怕我
00:09:14这不对劲
00:09:15怕你
00:09:17你这么个还没断奶的小狗
00:09:20有什么可怕的
00:09:25我错了
00:09:26别打我
00:09:27我只是一条可怜的老鬼
00:09:38终于到了
00:09:39这里就是五星难度副本彼岸花了
00:09:42副本里的黑乌长鸣地
00:09:44还有幽冥狮王
00:09:45都是十分残忍可怕的存在
00:09:47大家都要打起一百二十分的警惕
00:09:56此地十分危险
00:09:58尽量减少自己的存在感
00:10:00不许说话
00:10:01不是吧
00:10:03小声闲
00:10:04副本里的诡异们可是很难对付的
00:10:07不 不是
00:10:09队长你看前面
00:10:10我去
00:10:14道歉
00:10:15道歉
00:10:16道歉
00:10:17对不起 我错了
00:10:20我再也不伸爪子了
00:10:22叫主人
00:10:27主人
00:10:38纸巾
00:10:46他是在训狗吗
00:10:47萝卜
00:10:48纸巾
00:10:49队长
00:10:50他好像刚才说了
00:10:52好狗
00:10:54那可是鬼屋幽冥狼王啊
00:10:56队长
00:10:56你不是说副本里都是普通人吗
00:10:59我怎么觉得他一点也不普通
00:11:08检测到玩家镇压S级鬼物
00:11:09幽冥狼王
00:11:10特奖励灵宠契约
00:11:13收服个小奶狗就可以签订灵宠契约
00:11:15竟整这些该死的仪式感
00:11:17真是讨人厌般的让人喜欢
00:11:19来吧
00:11:20签订灵宠契约
00:11:34这是灵宠契约
00:11:35不 本王才不要做灵宠
00:11:38吵什么吵
00:11:40给我做灵宠是你的荣幸
00:11:42本座乃是千年狼王
00:11:45居然要给一个人类做灵宠
00:11:47狼也要面子的
00:11:54我 我的天啊
00:11:57他居然把幽冥狼王当灵宠
00:11:59我是不是眼花了
00:12:01幽冥狼王不杀人了
00:12:02那咱们是不是也可以收服
00:12:08你们刚才是不是想让我当替死鬼来着
00:12:09是又如何
00:12:11不过是个女人
00:12:13还能把我们怎么办
00:12:15好狗 给我上
00:12:30幽冥狼王真的为他所用了
00:12:34S级的鬼物成了他的灵宠
00:12:35这么可怕的能力
00:12:37一定是一个十分优秀的能力者
00:12:41我们一定要把他召安到我们诡异管理局
00:12:48你好 我是诡异管理局队长李寒一
00:12:53我想邀请你加入我们一起对抗诡异
00:12:58我这么柔弱不能自理的女孩子怎么可能对抗诡异
00:13:00我害怕他们
00:13:07把幽冥狼王当灵宠
00:13:09你说你柔弱不能自理
00:13:13我只想抱着我的小狗狗狗到最后灵关
00:13:17再找几个帅哥当朋友
00:13:21自此隐居山林 真是神仙般的日子
00:13:27帅哥 你是说S级的诡异黑无常
00:13:30对 队长 这个人的脑子好像有点问题
00:13:35当今世道诡异横行 只有和我们合作才是归宿
00:13:39我最怕诡异了 我才不去
00:13:42可惜了 我们诡异管理局不久前才发现一个顶级帅哥赋
00:13:52地狱级帅哥 有多顶 能顶到哪儿
00:13:55队长 您务必把尺寸介绍一下
00:13:57你不是最怕诡异了吗
00:14:03我这个人从小就梦想着拯救苍生
00:14:05不就是几只诡异吗
00:14:06为了我们国家的繁荣昌生 我怎敢言怕
00:14:11放心 尤其是这种有帅哥的副本
00:14:16只要有我在 我一定会用我的满腔热情成功通关的
00:14:33我的好弟弟居然放过来了
00:14:34既然弟弟不舍得杀
00:14:41那就让我这个做哥哥来看看你到底是何方神圣
00:14:42呃 虎相看
00:15:06呃 虎相看
00:15:38Oh my god, it's the end of the night.
00:15:45It's the end of the night.
00:15:46It's the end of the night.
00:15:47Let's go.
00:15:50Where are you going?
00:15:52Where are you going?
00:16:04Do you see?
00:16:06No way!
00:16:07Got the gate!
00:16:08What?
00:16:09Why do you see the gate?
00:16:10It's no one who has done it.
00:16:12The gate is the most powerful one.
00:16:15He will not have to be so alive.
00:16:17If you've come here for me...
00:16:20If you're here to live my ground, you can't leave so easily.
00:16:25Let's go.
00:16:30What are you doing?
00:16:31Did you kill a piece of paper?
00:16:33Oh, this is...
00:16:34You're afraid of the people who are afraid of this.
00:16:37How can we be afraid of people?
00:16:40We are now dead.
00:16:41I'm not sure how she's wearing it.
00:16:46I'm not sure how she's wearing it.
00:16:49Oh, my God!
00:16:57Oh, my God!
00:17:01Oh, my God!
00:17:02Oh, my God!
00:17:03Oh, my God!
00:17:04Oh!
00:17:13老公?
00:17:15老公?
00:17:16这个称謂倒是新鮮。
00:17:17我活了萬年,
00:17:22第一次有蝼蟻敢稱我為老公。
00:17:26有膽子叫我老公,
00:17:29可有膽子走過來。
00:17:39老公 你好帅 也好香
00:17:47小云 小心 这是冥帝的谷边
00:17:51有无数冤死的人的骨头制成
00:17:54可撕碎任何人的三魂六魄
00:17:56你快闪开 别被伤到
00:18:02吹牛呢 哪能有这么厉害
00:18:11你 你怎么能这么 这么就抓住了我的谷边
00:18:19毫发无损
00:18:21就知道老公心疼我
00:18:23你怎么穿的这么少 小心着凉了 我会心疼的
00:18:29流氓土匪 无耻败类 你在乱摸什么
00:18:34你这是在羞辱我 我要杀了你
00:18:37这是你送我的花吗 这是你送我的花吗 老公我就知道你最懂得怎么讨女孩子新鲜
00:18:45我最喜欢花了 好看吗 好看吗
00:18:50这是来自幽名的食人花 食人花吃人的 怎么对你完全不起作用 这不可能
00:18:56老公 咱们夫妇一体 你的就是我的 所以你的花花就是我的花花 她怎么可能伤害我
00:19:04嘿嘿 对了 老公你为什么忽然换了一身衣服 不过换了身衣服更帅了
00:19:22渣女 你怎么见谁都叫老公
00:19:24你怎么见谁都叫老公
00:19:24唉
00:19:42黑无常 诡异双生子的弟弟 他不该出现在此处的 他怎么来了 诡异双生子联手可破天地 比SSS级厉鬼还厉害 李队 我们该怎么办啊
00:20:11两个长得一样的老公 怎么回事我知道了
00:20:14双生子 会玩 爱玩 爱玩 还想玩谁说诡异副门不好的
00:20:24这诡异副门可太好了诡异双生子联手杀我们
00:20:25这女人还想着玩 她是不是有病你难敢背着我勾引我的妻主你是我的哥哥
00:20:40却从小拽抢我的东西我最喜欢的女人
00:20:41你都要和我抢
00:20:43你以为本作像你一样没出现 见到个漂亮的女人就走不动道吗
00:20:54您是你嫉妒我找到了妻主 从小拽抢我能得到不抹血 请嫉妒我有个好妻主
00:21:05就算是本作勾引的又如何 你的妻主能被别人勾引 这不是说明你的魅力不够 留不住女人吗她刚才摸我的腹肌抱着我
00:21:15还说我换了身衣服更好看呢
00:21:19那是因为你这张与我长得一模一样的脸她有什么错
00:21:22她只是认错人了而已哦 真的是认错人
00:21:25怎么别人认不错 单单她认错了你这个该死的小三
00:21:30连自己的弟妹都强 我这就杀了你
00:21:44没结婚 不算定勇气
00:21:57还来不是吧 我是不是出现幻觉了诡异双生子居然为了李小云决斗
00:22:00他们两个是在吃醋吗 诡异吃醋也会决斗的太离谱了吧不愧是我的老公
00:22:26连打架都晒呆了李小云到底有什么魅力
00:22:28她和黑无常是什么关系 诡异双生子居然会为了她斗成这样她
00:22:36她刚才抢吻了黑无常
00:22:47那可是S级历鬼黑无常 就这么被抢吻了她还说
00:22:52她要当黑无常的妻主当了人家妻主
00:22:53却爱上了人家哥哥 果然是维谷科的小书文学啊
00:22:57唉 渣女啊渣女太牛了
00:23:02这姐
00:23:03逃夫弃夫的渣女 等我杀了这个勾引你的贱人小三
00:23:12再和你算贱不从自己身上找原因
00:23:21却玩愿本作的勾引活该你的妻主不要了你们俩是不是有病
00:23:38说 你选谁这样也行我选
00:24:09检测到玩家以女子之躯攻略诡异双生子是我们大女人的希望和未来厉害
00:24:19牛触发隐藏奖励一女二夫所振可同时契约诡异双生子是否使用当然要契约
00:24:31不过系统里真是少见多怪不就是同时拿下两个男人吗至于这么惊讶吗天
00:24:45契约阵法李小云他居然收服了诡异双生子诡异双生子本是鬼弟的遗父子联手可破天地居然就这么轻易的就被收服了老公们跟我回家
00:25:08我不我可是有名鬼弟鬼王的长体奈何桥的骄傲此不可以被废凡人控制放开我我绝不可能跟你回家放开我哎呀
00:25:11别闹脾气嘛咱们都是一家人
00:25:15别搞特殊三口之家不能没有你不行啊
00:25:31不行我可是名地我不能被人带回家不能被人契约契约成功恭喜玩家李小云成功收服S级厉鬼黑无常S级厉鬼名地
00:25:55警告 警告副本核心诡异诡异双生子已被契约副本核心能量失衡警告
00:26:00警告副本即将被销毁
00:26:30强制传送启动玩家们将在十秒钟后被强制传送出副本这可是A级副本我们第一次攻略就成功了陈队在副本里所向披靡斩杀无数诡异不过是A级副本我有的是能力和手段攻略只要你们真心跟着我少和李涵也打交道你们的晋升之路且长震诡异入侵后人命如草芥般可以随意
00:26:55见他李涵一那个蠢东西为了救个有些天赋的学员居然进入S级副本笔案花他注定不成气候等他生死的消息没想到居然有活着出来的一天他还以为自己必死无疑小云谢谢你小云作亏了你如果不是你我们真的都要死在里面了
00:27:19好大好硬啊小云都是人别这样李涵嫣你居然还活着那可是F级副本诡异双双子联手可破天地你怎么可能活着出来小气被困副本难道是因为他怎么你很失望你不想我活着出来
00:27:48以你的能力不可能活着出来你该不会是藏在副本的角落里等着玩家送死后窃取了他们的成果吧人不会平白构想出从未见过的场景该不会是你在通关时贪生怕死靠着学员的厮杀才通关所以按照自己的经验平白为我构陷了这些罪名吧结算本次副本任务玩家李涵一比安花副本结算中
00:28:11李队长就要进行副本结算了到底是我在构陷还是有些人在窃取别人的功劳很快就要真相大白了那就拭目以待李队能赢吗他一定可以的
00:28:34数据核对完毕玩家李涵一团队副本比安花通关评价为A级恭喜玩家获得高级武器玄铁锁链
00:28:54怎么可能是A级哪个是诡异双双子诡异的一部子你怎么可能通关你没有能力并不代表别人也没有能力再说了A级是什么了不得的成就吗此次通关多亏了小云这是什么小云
00:29:20这是玩家的储物空间也是你作为副本玩家的标志不仅可以储存东西也可以结算副本奖励与系统通话并在诡异商城购买你所需要的道具结算副本玩家李小云比安花副本结算成功通过评价SS级
00:29:50恭喜玩家获得稀有奖励天寒大宝剑这么沉不喜欢SS级这怎么可能他就是一个没有任何能力的普通人而已怎么可能在S级副本里得到如此成绩他到底是何方神圣不过是S级副本
00:30:18简单得很谈谈恋爱约约会顺便抱着我的小奶狗逛逛礼堂罢了谈恋爱约会逗狗这是诡异副本你当这是恋爱副本难道不是吗这次多亏了你我代表诡异管理局邀请您加入我们的团队诡异管理局
00:30:37想起来了魅魔副本没错没错我还要继续打副本呢不是说还有一个超级帅超级帅的魅魔诡异入侵后人们活在水深火热之中消除诡异可不容缓
00:30:58林女士我马上去禀报局长请您稍作休息我们很快就会回来你们随意我就不招呼你们了就当做是在自己家一样我的黑无常和明帝老公呢
00:31:12是玩家已脱离副本玩家在副本中的契约存在都已寄存于玩家空间呢什么怎么能让我的帅老公和小奶狗关在小黑屋里赶紧给我放出来
00:31:42七主这是哪里啊这是鬼异管理局该死快逃逃什么逃我现在已经是鬼异管理局的员工了你是我的老公当然也要七畅夫随所以从现在开始你也是鬼异管理局的员工了以后我们要好好工作按时交五线一金你们的工资都要交给我
00:32:09我保管工作稳定有美男在怀还有宠物我简直是全世界最幸福的小女孩来人啊有人逼鬼为常啊七主您是怎么走上这条歪路的冰桃是诡异世界的硬吞货只要吃了就能提升自己的能力听说很难得到
00:32:29我戒指里有一堆哪里难得到了肯定是他们没努力七主我来为你捏腿为你揉肩为你喂樱桃我是不是很会照顾人这可比某些臭底地温柔善良多了呢你
00:32:59这个该死的脚丹又和我抢七主七主我捏得是不是比他舒服呀宝贝喝点果汁哎呀都不小心流出来了真淘气该死该死该死
00:33:21周局此数据或许被人利用什么特殊技能隐藏了他不仅通关了甚至还收复了诡异双生子李队你为了点功劳连脸都不要了张嘴闭嘴就是收服厉鬼F级的玩家怎么可能收服厉鬼
00:33:48谁知道那李小云是不是吃了什么兴奋气晨晨你质疑我的眼光那我可不知道反正我是从没见过F级的玩家可以这么轻易地通关谁知道你是不是骗鬼你够了一个个像什么样子既然副本崩塌便一定有高人那李小云适合段位我们一探便知
00:34:14你就吹吧你等州局推开门你的一切谎言都会被揭穿我看你到时候怎么跟局长解释局长这里面的气息十分危险好像有好几个S级诡异所有人后退一步准备迎战给我出
00:34:42七主要不要再用点力挺有劲的可以再用点力舒服七主我呢可还合心意你也好你们都好都是我的好宝宝
00:35:03我是不是看错了
00:35:31现在的副本都可以在人的眼睛里植入这么可怕的幻觉了吗老爷爷您开门关门干嘛呢要进来拿东西吗我看错了一定是看错了我才二十四老花眼了吗S级厉鬼诡异双生子居然在为他捶腿揉肩
00:35:59小点声这么多年的精神力训练都没发现李小鱼女士的气息是SS级的正规师吗可是她昨天还是什么都不会的新人除戒指也是才得到的怎么可能是SS级正规师我的感觉绝不会出错她一定另有保留精神力浑厚一定是SS级这怎么可能周局你是不是被她欺骗了什么你真以为我这个老头子花眼了你说她在骗我
00:36:24你倒是也去收服两个S级厉鬼也骗我一个试试看臣漫适可而止来人将她一切职务暂停让她好好冷静冷静她能瞒住自己的真实能力在诡异副本里一击即中此人必定是新一代各种翘楚那个无人生还的副本或许可以请她去试一试局长您的意思是
00:36:52最后一个医院副本里的玩家慕容夫竟失联快一周了局长她或许没有那么热心肠李寒一你怎么可以如此恶意揣测李小云女士她为了我们化国的未来冒奇险收复诡异双生子若不是她你早就死了你看这张干净漂亮的脸一看就是个好心人她是最热心肠的好心人
00:37:21都疯了都疯了李小云女士我是诡异管理局局长您可以叫我周局非常感谢您的加入从今天开始只要我老头子在一天这诡异管理局就一直是你的娘家周局您太正视了我是个社恐有些不知道该怎么回复您了你说你是社恐您太谦虚了您可是华国的未来和希望
00:37:45对了我有一件事想求您帮忙我对就是你我们最伟大的李小云老师一周前SS级诡异副本最后医院出现我所天赋者慕容傅已经在副本中失踪我先后派出无数人才去救他也全军覆没其中副本的最强者就是一尊SS级的强大诡异寒冰鬼王
00:38:03寒冰鬼王哪儿呢天冰山高冷帅哥我喜欢
00:38:26此诡异是人命于无物已经残害无数同胞如果你觉得危险感到害怕我们可以局长嗯自诡异降临蓝色星球人类即将被屠戮殆尽我身为女子却也有一身报效国家的豪言壮志局长我从小的梦想就是成为像花木兰与木龟鹰一样的女将军请您给我这个机会
00:38:55我就知道你这个小姑娘心怀大志小李看看人家这才是长江后浪推前浪一浪更比一浪强啊不像有的人都当队长了学悟还不如一个这么瘦弱的女孩子已成功锁定SS级副本最后一个医院小姑娘
00:39:23注意安全在遇到无法控制和承受的危险时一定要先保障自己的安全知道吗帅哥怎么可能有危险手机真是多虑了局长放心我竟把我的同僚们安全带回真是一个干脆利落的好姑娘
00:39:42我儿子如果能娶到这样好的姑娘就好了算了她小子不配吃这么好小云这里的诡异比比安花副本更多更凶残你一定要多加小心知道的我只干最大的那只诡异遇到小的
00:40:03我一定会绕着走的来新人了需要抢救我是神医我要为他治病这些是副本里的诡异医生设定是黑化的医生他们被诡异控制会将所有的玩家当作是患者会变着发自折磨玩家
00:40:08诡异医生队长你居然是近视眼吗
00:40:35检测到SF副本最后一个医院防御机制启动诡异医生已出现
00:41:05李队他们一进去就被诡异医生给发现了这些诡异医生是由无数老鼠组成的他们怨恨自己无法成人所以扮作人的模样到处杀人怎么办周局他们这么多只老鼠连起手来已经比S级诡异医更加厉害了李小云可以收服诡异双生子难道还怕这诡异医生不成你看我们的李小云女士年纪虽然小但是胆子一点也不小都学着点我们要向李小云女士学习
00:41:33学习这些诡异十分难缠李小云打击警惕等我拖出这些诡异你冲进医院一群藏在黑暗里的老鼠而已成不了什么情况我可以应付患者患者急救急救急救
00:41:57你们拿这个杀人你们不配拿这把刀医院需要的是安静
00:42:07你们却在这里打群架还有没有功德兴和医德不是让你砸人的
00:42:20尽死吧你再看我把你们眼珠子挖出来都给我过来
00:42:39一个个排队站好看看你们一个个贼没鼠眼尖嘴猴腮
00:43:05站在医院里多么影响适容天寒大宝剑稀有极道具使用时可对诡异伤害加持百倍长得这么丑的剑还整得这么正式不过拿着比刚才轻很多用着还算顺手注意排面给我力证占军资谁要是影响排面我一刀剁了谁
00:43:34身为医生却做着杀人越货的勾当真以为我是好惹的给我趴下坐三十个俯卧撑刚才那个椅子是你搬的吧医院里的椅子都被你砸了患者坐哪里破坏公物没有一点道德
00:44:01你现在立刻马上去把这些长椅修好还有你居然玩手术刀万一伤害到其他人怎么办你工作时间不穿工作服你卫生不达标你还是个近视眼
00:44:18能分得清感冒药和消炎药吗还有你们挤在一起干什么挤在一起干什么想造反吗今年你们的流动红旗没了我又出现幻觉了他要批评这些狗艺老鼠
00:44:43李队到他们已经被我教育过了决定从此改过从心弃恶从善李队请您先把他们带回诡异管理局找几只咪咪看着他们找咪咪你确定
00:45:12我不能把你一个人留在诡异副本里SS级诡异寒冰鬼王十分恐怖你一个人太危险了对了寒冰鬼王差点把他给忘了李队你知道我的实力的放心我一个人对付他绰绰有余李队
00:45:41华国的未来就落在你一个人的肩膀上了你快走吧让我一个人独自面对寒冰鬼王足够了老大我们已经断食七天了一直没有补剑这可怎么办我不想死在这里老大我们还能活着出去吗我们一定会活着出去的那个疯子一定找不到我们
00:45:57外面是什么动静难道是寒冰鬼王找到我们了寒冰鬼王老公你在哪儿呀
00:46:06这疯独自面是在找死吗
00:46:29这里的味道有些熟悉咱们是不是来过没来过
00:46:44但是这味道这是那个贱男人寒冰鬼王的地盘两位老公你们认识寒冰鬼王不仅认识我讨厌他小的时候我们兄弟两个因为没电没妈经常被人欺负其中寒冰鬼王和我们打的架最多
00:46:54都认识的话就好办了你们一定可以找得到他吧走带我去找他今天我就帮你们好好教训他
00:47:23无知龙已敢在此放肆兄弟们在老大来之前咱们先跑开一顿人类的血最香甜了他这么笨这么莽撞又乖张一定不是咱们的援兵吧是鬼异双双子S级厉鬼鬼异双双子也来了寒冰鬼王足以把我们虐杀
00:47:50现如今多了诡异双双子我们这次真的逃不掉了我慕容父真的要命丧于此了吗肮脏的吸血怪物难敢在妻主面前放肆密密麻麻的我的命迹恐惧就要犯了赶紧把他们赶走你敢嫌弃我我这就吸干你的血把你做成人干晒着吃
00:47:59臭虫子还敢骂我看你还狂不狂出来吧我的小奶狗
00:48:27幽冰狼王幽冰狼王成小男狗了这对吗不对这很不对这绝对不对
00:48:47幽冰狼王怎么可能被人类当成狗虫子最可怕了哪有我家的小奶狗可爱好如来乖狗狗这么多人啊
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00:49:14快跑
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