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Breaking Bad-Season 2 Episode 1
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00:28You
01:45What is this?
01:47It's blue.
01:50We use a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure.
01:54It may be blue, but it's a bomb.
02:05Tight, tight, tight.
02:06Yeah.
02:08Blue, yellow, pink.
02:10Whatever, man.
02:11Just keep bringing me that.
02:21All right, we're going to make a lot of money together.
02:25Just remember who you're working for.
02:30What did you say?
02:33I'm just saying they got to know that they're working for you.
02:36Like they don't already know that?
02:39Are you saying that they're stupid?
02:43No, I'm just, I'm just saying.
02:46Okay, so you're not saying that they're stupid.
02:48So I don't understand.
02:49Are you saying that I'm stupid?
02:52Is that it?
02:53Is that what you're doing?
02:55Tuco.
02:57Tuco.
02:59Hey, why don't we all just relax, huh?
03:11Heisenberg says relax.
03:14I'm relaxed.
03:16I'm relaxed.
03:31Damn, man, look at that, look!
03:34Whoo!
03:37That just messed up.
03:41Okay, Heisenberg.
03:43Next week.
03:57Next week.
04:38Adjusting for inflation, good state college, adjusting for inflation, say $45,000 a year,
04:45two kids, four years of college, $360,000. Remaining mortgage on the home, $107,000. Home equity line, $30,000.
04:57That's $137,000. Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities, say $2,000 a month.
05:06I mean, that should put a dent in it anyway. $24,000 a year. Provide for, say, 10 years. That's
05:16$240,000 plus $360,000 plus $137,000.
05:23$737,000. $737,000. That's what I need. That is what I need.
05:34You and I both clear about $70,000 a week. That's only 10 and a half more weeks. Call it
05:3911.
05:4011 more drug deals and always in a public place from now on.
05:46It's doable. Definitely doable.
06:14Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
06:33How's it born?
06:40What the hell? What's wrong with him?
06:43What's the matter with you? You can't take an out-fitting bitch!
06:48How damn to call.
06:50Shut up!
06:52There's no pulse. Do something.
06:55Do something? He needs an ambulance. He needs a hospital.
06:59Do something! You're smart, right? Do that thing!
07:08No, there's nothing.
07:10Breathe into his mouth.
07:12No, they don't teach that anymore. It doesn't work.
07:14You! Come here! Breathe into his mouth!
07:19All right.
07:22No.
07:22No, I'm sorry.
07:42You're a long-иях.
07:42You're a hard-fitting bitch.
07:48For my heart, I don't know what to call her.
07:56Get rid of him.
07:58Batuko, we can't do him like that, man.
08:01Buzzards and rats and all that.
08:06Mom, I'm just saying, you know.
08:09It's not very Christian.
08:12It sounds like arguing.
08:46It's not very Christian.
08:47Gonzo, hurry up!
08:54Let's go.
09:10It's a big hurry.
09:16No, I just think we're done here.
09:20Oh, yeah?
09:36You're done.
09:49Oh?
09:50Ah!
09:53Oh, shh!
10:05Oh, shh!
10:33So, let's go.
11:00Hey, I'm back here!
11:06Hello?
11:23Hello?
11:25Hello?
11:29Oh, hey!
11:31I know that this is something that the crash happened as rush hour began around 8 a.m.
11:38Walt?
11:42Didn't you hear me?
11:54Hey.
11:55Hey.
11:55Hey, yourself?
11:57Well, you can't answer when I'm calling you?
12:02Are you okay?
12:07Are you okay?
12:29Are you?
12:32Are you okay?
12:47Are you okay?
12:58Are you okay?
13:18Are you okay?
13:25Are you okay?
13:27Are you okay?
13:28Are you okay?
13:30Are you okay?
13:31You know what?
13:31I've got all this crap on my face.
13:33Let me clean up first.
13:34Okay?
13:35You know, Walter Jr. is going to be on many minutes, so...
13:39Okay.
13:42Yeah, just...
13:42Okay.
13:44Enough.
13:45Hold up.
13:47Hold up.
13:48Stop it!
13:49Stop it!
13:51Stop it!
14:39I...
14:41No.
14:43You're scared.
14:45And you're angry.
14:46And you're frustrated.
14:47And I know none of this is fair.
14:51But you cannot take it out on me.
15:02Hey, I'm home.
15:27I'm home.
15:30I'm in trouble.
15:34I think it's okay.
15:35Not a bad brother.
15:38No only happened in the case.
15:40How old was?
15:58Let's go.
16:20Oh, we are dead.
16:22Dead, man.
16:24Ruto or Marute, however the hell you are.
16:27This is conjecture.
16:28This is conjecture.
16:29Yes, and conjecture isn't helping.
16:31Oh, my conjecture isn't helping.
16:32Oh, okay, fine.
16:33Faxing.
16:34Fact day.
16:34My phone rang like eight times last night.
16:36Dead air hang-ups every time.
16:38Second fact.
16:39Like three in the morning, I saw that black caddy that's cruising my neighborhood.
16:42No headlights.
16:42If he wanted to kill us, he would have done it at the junkyard.
16:45What is that?
16:47Conjecture?
16:47Are you basing that on that he's got like a normal, healthy brain or something?
16:51Did you not see him beat a dude to death for like nothing?
16:56And that way, that way he just kept staring at us.
17:00Saying, you're done.
17:03You're done?
17:03You want to know what that means?
17:05I will tell you what that means.
17:07That means exactly how it sounds, yo.
17:10All right?
17:10We are witnesses.
17:11We are loose ends.
17:13Right now, Tuco's thinking, yeah, hey, they cook good meth, but can I trust them?
17:21What happens when he decides no?
17:35It is him or us.
17:36You understand?
17:37It is him or us.
17:49How would you do it?
17:50What do you mean, how would I do it?
17:52Specifically, how would you do it?
17:53Step by step.
17:57All right.
17:59Say we set up one last sale.
18:02This is providing he doesn't decide to waste this before then.
18:06Now, every time we bring in a new batch, he always tests the product, right?
18:09So, as his head is down, you know, giving it a snort, just pop, pop, pop.
18:15Pop, pop, pop.
18:16So, three shots.
18:17Yeah, three shots or I don't know, two.
18:19Wait, wait, wait.
18:19Is it two or is it three?
18:21I mean, two would probably work, I guess.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Okay, two shots.
18:23Two shots in the chest, two shots in the face.
18:25Man, come on.
18:26No, I'm just trying to understand how this works.
18:31Okay.
18:32All right, we'll put a pin in that.
18:34But by now, the big guy, Gonzo, he's probably coming at you, right?
18:38Yeah.
18:38Right, so you turn toward him.
18:39Just, Will, I'm just...
18:40How many shots for him?
18:41I mean, he's a big guy, right?
18:43How many shots does that take?
18:44Oh, no, three.
18:45Three shots.
18:45Okay, three shots.
18:46Okay, Tuco and Gonzo, two men down.
18:49Now, is there anyone else there?
18:52I mean, Tuco is usually with someone else, right?
18:55Maybe even a couple of guys, his dealers, his posse.
19:03All right.
19:06So we'll put a pin in that one, too.
19:08Now, at this point, how many shots have been fired?
19:10I mean, you've got to be running low, right?
19:12How many bullets does that gun even take?
19:14Um, let me see.
19:19It's not...
19:30How can you suggest that we kill a man and you can't even open the gun?
19:38It's not that easy, is it?
19:41Hey, man, while you did it...
19:48Yeah.
20:03Call Skyler.
20:13Hey, there.
20:14You've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
20:16We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message.
20:20Well, aren't you the early bird up and out already?
20:23Listen, the big lug and I are gonna go try that new restaurant
20:25over by UNM tonight, so let me know if you guys want to hang.
20:29Listen to me.
20:30Hang.
20:32Walt Jr. will be proud.
20:33I know the lingo.
20:35I'm still hip.
20:38It's Chinese.
20:39The restaurant.
20:40I don't know.
20:41I just feel like Chinese.
20:43Do you think that people in China ever just feel like American?
20:49You know, when they go out and get little take-out boxes
20:54with mashed potatoes and meatloaf
20:57and try and figure out how to use the little knives and forks?
21:02I wonder if that ever happens.
21:04All right, I'll let you go, so call me.
21:09Skyler didn't pick up?
21:12Obviously, she's not home.
21:23Hey, what was that about Chinese?
21:28Dinner tonight, that new place.
21:30How late they serve?
21:31I don't know.
21:34You got Dave at eight.
21:38Not tonight.
21:40Yeah, yeah, you do. Remember?
21:41No, that's Thursday.
21:43Oh, man.
21:44Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Thursday.
21:48Remember how at the last minute they changed it around for you?
21:50They ran charge of the penalty?
21:53Look, baby, you only got six more sessions.
21:55And I'm doing them.
21:56Hank, I said I would do them, and I'm doing them.
21:59I can't help it if you've got your days of the week wrong.
22:03Look out!
22:04Sorry, Mr. Schrader!
22:15Look, it's, you know, it's just...
22:18Ah, boy.
22:20I think Dave is, um, really helping you.
22:27Yeah.
22:30Yeah.
22:33Yeah.
22:46Sorry about that.
22:51Yeah.
23:03Hey!
23:04Hey!
23:04Hey!
23:04Where's my phone call?
23:05Ow!
23:08It's two in the sand.
23:10Two in the forest, you know?
23:11And then he says, give me a four, you know?
23:14Gomez!
23:15What do you got for me?
23:16Come on.
23:17Chop, chop.
23:19Good morning to you, too.
23:25APD sent this over.
23:27This was about eight or ten days ago.
23:28You know Southwest Aniline, right?
23:30Yeah, Alpha 25.
23:31The place smells like feet.
23:33This is them.
23:34Check this out.
23:37Holy shit, what was that?
23:39Thermite.
23:40So they tell me.
23:42Burns about 5,000 degrees.
23:44Kind of stuff you see on a James Bond movie.
23:47Nice!
23:48You guys would know their trade.
23:53Wait.
23:54Ah, wait.
23:54I take that back.
23:57What?
23:57They didn't think about, uh, stealing a hand truck?
23:59Hey, try rolling it, morons.
24:02It's a barrel.
24:03It rolls.
24:05Jesus.
24:08So what'd they get?
24:09Methamine.
24:1030 gallons.
24:12P2P.
24:14They're cooking old school biker meth.
24:17Who the hell still does that?
24:19All the old timers I know are either dead or in prison.
24:23Pseudo's in short supply, so these two make do by changing up the formula.
24:28That and the thermite.
24:31I'd say these two know their chemistry.
24:34But ranking them as burglars.
24:36Shit!
24:37Wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.
24:39They got book learning, but no street skills.
24:43Maybe they're college kids.
24:45Chem students trying to make a big score.
24:47Yeah, maybe.
24:49I'll tell you, 30 gallons are precursor.
24:52Not big a score, they're gonna wind up stepping on some toes.
24:56Tell you what.
24:58They better pray it's us who catches up to them and not those boys from Juarez.
25:31He's always so proud of us.
25:31He's always so proud of us right now and he was such a good one.
25:39I don't know.
26:26I don't know.
26:31I don't know.
27:07I don't know.
27:25I don't know.
27:27I don't know.
27:29I don't know.
27:35I don't know.
27:38I don't know.
27:41I don't know.
28:21I don't know.
28:27I don't know.
28:30I don't know.
28:31I don't know.
29:01I don't know.
29:01I don't know.
29:01I don't know.
29:01Look, I just finally...
29:02I figured it out.
29:04I say we get a second gun, right?
29:06For you?
29:07I mean, don't we, like, double our chances?
29:11I mean, mathematically?
29:15I've got a better idea.
29:19Thank God.
29:20All right.
29:22What is it, Mr. White?
29:23Lay it on me.
29:27Beans.
29:29Beans.
29:30They're castor beans.
29:33So what are we gonna do with them?
29:36Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk?
29:39Huh?
29:39Climb it?
29:40And escape?
29:42We are going to process them into ricin.
29:46Ricin beans?
29:49Ricin.
29:50It's an extremely effective poison.
29:53It's toxic in small doses.
29:55Also fairly easy to overlook during an autopsy.
29:58All right.
30:00All right, sir.
30:02Don't touch them.
30:05Sir, so you can get poison from beans?
30:07Yes.
30:07Back in the late 70s,
30:10Ricin was used to assassinate a Bulgarian journalist.
30:14The KGB modified the tip of an umbrella
30:17to inject a tiny pellet into the man's leg.
30:19And we're talking about an amount
30:20not much bigger than the head of a pin.
30:23But it killed him?
30:26Oh, yes.
30:30Now we just need to figure out a delivery device
30:33and then no more to go.
30:37.
30:42.
30:47Oh, my God.
31:18Hey, Skye.
31:19Hey, Hank.
31:22How you doing?
31:24Is this, um,
31:26this a bad time?
31:28Um,
31:30yeah, come on in.
31:34Uh,
31:38I, uh,
31:40I should have called first.
31:41I'm sorry.
31:41Mm-hmm.
31:44What can I do for you?
31:49Maybe, um,
31:51we ought...
31:52You wanna, you wanna sit down first?
31:55I don't know, Hank.
31:56Depends on whether or not
31:57this is gonna be about Marie.
32:03Did she send you?
32:05Hell no.
32:07She's barely even talking to me.
32:10That's why I'm here.
32:11Okay?
32:12Self-preservation.
32:14Big time.
32:15You know?
32:19Look, uh,
32:21I know you gals have your ups and downs.
32:24I get it.
32:25Yes.
32:26And I need to get involved
32:27like I need a second hole in my ass.
32:30But if you could do me this huge favor
32:32and just return our phone calls.
32:35I don't...
32:36I don't...
32:37I think I'm quite ready to do that yet.
32:39Oh, yeah, yeah, you know,
32:40communication, communication, right?
32:41Back and forth.
32:43Come on.
32:44Sky, do this for me, please.
32:45You can yell at her.
32:47Just, just, just call her back.
32:55Marie is a shoplifter, Hank.
32:59That's right.
33:01That baby tiara she gave me at the shower,
33:05she stole it from Gertrude Zachary's.
33:08Yeah.
33:08I almost got arrested
33:10when I went back to return it.
33:12And Marie won't admit it.
33:14She won't apologize.
33:18Yeah.
33:19If I thought you were gonna return it,
33:20I would have never...
33:22You know?
33:31You knew about this.
33:34We're, we're working on it.
33:36I mean, she, she's got this therapist, Dave,
33:40and, I mean, Dave is really good.
33:42Yes.
33:42But it's, it's an ongoing process, Sky,
33:46and we, we have got to be understanding.
33:49You know?
33:50I mean, we gotta, you know,
33:51we gotta support the shit out of her.
33:55Oh.
33:57Do we?
33:58Yeah.
34:01I need support.
34:04Me.
34:06The almost 40-year-old pregnant woman
34:08with a surprise baby on the way,
34:10and the husband with lung cancer
34:12who disappears for hours on end
34:14and I don't know where he goes
34:15and he barely even speaks to me anymore,
34:18with the moody son who does the same thing
34:20and the overdrawn checking account
34:22and the lukewarm water heater
34:25that leaks rusty-looking crap
34:26and, and is rotting out the floor
34:28of the utility closet
34:29and we can't even afford to fix it.
34:31But, oh, I see.
34:35Now I'm supposed to go, Hank, please.
34:38What can I possibly do
34:39to further benefit my spoiled,
34:41kleptomaniac bitch sister
34:43who somehow always manages
34:45to be the center of attention?
34:46Because God knows
34:48she's the one
34:49with the really important problems.
35:08You want me to take a look
35:09at that utility closet?
35:38You want me to take a look
35:43that's all it takes?
35:46That's all it takes.
35:50So, now what?
35:53Now, we arrange our next meet
35:56in a public place this time,
35:58nice and safe,
35:59business as usual.
36:01And, uh, after we sell him
36:03our usual four pounds
36:04and then we'll pull this out.
36:06And, uh, by the way, Tuco,
36:09uh, there's a new meth formula
36:10we've been working on.
36:12Would you care to try it?
36:14Okay, well, what's new about it?
36:16I mean, you know,
36:17just in case he asks,
36:18what do we say?
36:19I don't know.
36:20Whatever you want.
36:21It gets the user insanely high.
36:24And how much salesmanship
36:26do we really need?
36:27That degenerate snorts
36:28anything he gets his hands on.
36:30Okay, well, we'll just
36:32put a pin in that, then.
36:35Anyway, within the next 48 hours,
36:38maybe 72,
36:40it'll look like natural causes.
36:43What, like a heart attack?
36:46Yeah.
36:47Or the flu, maybe.
36:49His associates won't know
36:51any differently and
36:53we'll be in the clear.
36:56I don't know if Tuco
36:56kills us first.
37:18Hey, Hank, what's up?
37:21Oh, hey, uh, buddy.
37:23You, uh, you been home yet?
37:28No.
37:29Why?
37:30Well, uh,
37:34because I really screwed up, man.
37:36I apologize in advance
37:37for the ear flaking in here
37:38from Skylar.
37:39I was just trying to get her
37:40and Marie talking again.
37:41Big mistake.
37:42I should have just
37:43kept out of it.
37:44Yeah, well, oh, okay.
37:47I mean, my big mouth.
37:48I mean, this.
37:49Well, that, that,
37:50you know, it happens.
37:51It's no problem.
37:52No worries.
37:53Hey, well, thanks, man.
37:54I really appreciate that.
37:56Jesus.
37:58My wives, huh?
37:59Um, Hank,
38:00unfortunately, I, I really...
38:01Oh, yeah, hey, man.
38:02Don't, uh,
38:03don't let me keep you.
38:04I just, actually,
38:06I'm at work, so...
38:08Oh, hey.
38:10Hey, uh,
38:11you want to see
38:11something really freaky?
38:12Well, I, I would,
38:14but I...
38:14Seriously, Walt,
38:15this is...
38:16You gotta check out
38:17this crime scene,
38:18me and Gummy out here.
38:19Just a second.
38:26Hank, hang on, hang on.
38:27It should be coming
38:28through right now.
38:31Guess it could be worse,
38:32huh?
38:33We could be having a day
38:34like these two.
38:37Couple of local bullet heads.
38:40Guess they pissed off
38:41the wrong guy.
38:45Walt, you there?
38:50You won't?
38:55I'm taking this.
38:56No!
38:56It's my gun!
38:57I need it!
38:58No, you don't!
38:58Not if you leave town.
39:00Get out of here.
39:01Tuko killing Gonzo
39:02means he's coming
39:02after us next time.
39:04I've gotta get home.
39:05My family.
39:09My family.
39:11I've got some help.
39:13Not if you leave town alone.
39:15I'm coming.
39:19I've got some help.
39:22I'm coming.
39:23Fuck!
39:23Fuck!
39:30Fuck!
39:31Fuck!
39:34Fuck!
39:35Fuck!
39:36Fuck!
39:37Fuck!
39:38Fuck!
39:48Schuyler?
39:55Schuyler?
39:57Walter Jr.?
40:04Schuyler?
40:10Schuyler?
40:54Hey, where's Walter Jr.?
40:57Having dinner at Lois' house.
41:00Supposedly.
41:03Yep.
41:04All day I've had the whole house to myself.
41:11So where have you been this time?
41:20Walt?
41:36Walt?
41:37Walt?
41:55Will you come in here and talk to me, please?
42:07Walt!
42:10I'll be right there.
42:22Yeah, I recognize these two knob jobs.
42:25Known associates of a psychotic piece of shit named Tuco Salamanca.
42:29Guess he got tired of associating.
42:31Yeah.
42:32Hey, do you mind if I get in there?
42:34Go ahead.
42:35Thanks.
42:41The big one smells fresher.
42:44You guys find a death wound?
42:47Huh?
42:49I see, uh, I see lots of blood, but no, uh, bullet holes.
42:56Hey, uh, you done taking pictures?
42:59All right, let's lay him out flat.
43:01Get out of your way, huh?
43:02Get out of your way, huh?
43:04Get out of your way here, man.
43:06Get out of your way, man.
43:09Get out of your way, man.
43:16Oh, snap.
43:18Damn, Rick, he leaves something for the coroner.
43:30Oh, this is beautiful.
43:34Hey, someone called Jay Leno.
43:36We got the world's dumbest criminal.
43:38This guy wasn't murdered.
43:39Look, big stuff here was, uh, moving this guy's body
43:44when the, uh, the stack must have shifted.
43:48Crushed his arm, pinned him here, and he, uh, he bled out.
43:53Poetic justice.
43:54Oh, I love it.
43:56Don't you just.
43:58Hey, hey, get a photo of me with this guy, all right?
44:00I'll stomp you here.
44:01Make sure you get the stomp in there.
44:11Walt, would you talk to me, please?
44:20I don't know where to begin.
44:22I don't know where to begin.
44:22I don't know where to begin.
44:28I don't know where to begin.
44:33I don't know where to begin.
44:38I don't know where to begin.
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44:44I don't know where to begin.
44:44I don't know where to begin.
44:45I don't know where to begin.
44:47I don't know where to begin.
45:18What the hell are you doing here?
45:26Get in.
45:39Get in.
45:58Let's go.
46:09Get in.
46:11Get in.
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