00:25To be continued...
00:30Do you have a couple of suites?
00:32This is a motel, so we cater more to off-road truckers and drunk teenagers.
00:37Ted.
00:38Um, Alexis.
00:40You know, I have to say, I think that you are the most beautiful girl this town's ever seen.
00:44No, I'm sure there's, like, another girl.
00:48We're finally getting out!
00:51Will you marry me?
00:53Yes.
00:55If I was staying...
00:57The deal fell through, honey.
00:59So when are we leaving?
01:00We're not leaving.
01:01I don't think that I'm in this enough to take it to the next level.
01:07I hear congratulations are in order, Mrs. Rose.
01:10For what?
01:11You're the new counselor for the town of Schitt's Creek.
01:14What have I done?
01:16I think I'm gonna close the store.
01:18And I want you to have this.
01:21$40,000?
01:22I plan to submit a lease application for the general store.
01:28That is the deed to the motel.
01:30I can't do this on my own, so...
01:32Well, maybe not on your own, but, uh, what if you had a partner?
01:37Patrick.
01:38David.
01:38Uh, brief description of the business.
01:40Um, well, it's a general store, but it's also a very specific store.
01:44It's a pretty eligible bachelor.
01:46He's my business partner.
01:49So you and Patrick are sitting in his car last night, and you just leaned in and kissed him.
01:54I'll have you know this is the healthiest first day of a relationship I've ever had.
01:59I actually prefer to be called a freelance brand invigorator.
02:03I'm pregnant!
02:04Oh, my goodness.
02:06I want you to be the godfather to my tribe.
02:10What?
02:11David, it's an audition for a feature film!
02:15Well, that sounds promising.
02:16You booked it.
02:17Oh!
02:18What are the terms?
02:19You have to fly yourself there?
02:21You'll be put up with a local family.
02:24They're paying you scale.
02:26This is Heather Warner's farm, David.
02:28I know.
02:29No, like, Heather Heather.
02:30Like, Ted's Heather.
02:33You're in love with him, aren't you?
02:35Yes.
02:37I call you when I need you.
02:39My heart's on fire.
02:42I love you.
02:44I'm in love with you.
02:47I think you're my best friend.
02:51See, Stevie?
02:52We're both up there now.
02:54I love you.
02:55Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams.
02:59I have watched your daughter grow into one of the most amazing people I've ever known.
03:04Oh, what do you mean?
03:07I'm Ted.
03:08I'm newly single.
03:11And I'd be kidding myself if I told you that I haven't wanted to do this every single day for
03:16the last two years.
03:17I'll be the best.
03:19I'll be the best.
03:19Better than anyone.
03:22I'll be the best.
03:25I'll be the best.
03:30I'll be the best.
03:31I'll be the best.
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