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A Vicious Kidnapping Exposes The Darkest Secret in CHAINED TO MY NEMESIS Complete Series
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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd.
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey chat, I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes' most eligible heir, Shane DeBeer.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit $7 billion.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeBeer!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:39You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me $150.
00:00:44Don't call me that, I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No!
00:00:54Oh my God!
00:01:03This is a $150 book!
00:01:06I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books.
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:27But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:36For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:41Always.
00:01:45Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:49You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for calling.
00:01:53What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:03So, where did Grim-Gram leave me?
00:02:06To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:11The yacht is yours.
00:02:13Go, take it somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:17That's it?
00:02:18A boat?
00:02:20And to Shane, my only grandchild, you get everything else.
00:02:27If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:31Test?
00:02:32From the day your parents died in that accident, you've squandered your potential on parties' hearts.
00:02:40You need humbling.
00:02:41If you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more responsibility, I'll leave you everything.
00:02:49If not, your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:53Handcuffed?
00:02:53Is that even legal?
00:02:55If you don't like it, I'll happily take the inheritance off your handcuffs.
00:02:58Who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:00Do I get to choose?
00:03:01I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:02Ms. Tavere chose the candidate.
00:03:04She agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her.
00:03:08Biology degree.
00:03:10You don't mean.
00:03:22Oh, shit.
00:03:25Ow!
00:03:26Don't be such a baby.
00:03:28Why are you always the worst?
00:03:36From this point on, you'll have one hour of alone time per day.
00:03:38That's one hour total.
00:03:41So time your bathroom breaks accordingly.
00:03:44And if the timer runs out?
00:03:47You lose and I get everything.
00:03:51Don't mess this up for me.
00:03:54Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath there, garden girl.
00:03:56The challenge begins now.
00:04:03Hey, no, no, you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me?
00:04:08Do you want to watch me change?
00:04:11Look, unlike you, I have a life.
00:04:13And I planned on partying tonight.
00:04:16Five minutes to change, six tops.
00:04:19Don't follow me.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:34Whoa!
00:04:35Privacy?
00:04:38You're still not dressed?
00:04:39We're only down to 15 minutes of free time.
00:04:43A good fit takes some time.
00:04:45Look, this challenge is bullshit anyway, okay?
00:04:48I'm going to hire my own lawyer and fight this.
00:04:51Lawyer?
00:04:51With what inheritance?
00:04:53Listen, you privileged troglodyte.
00:04:56I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you.
00:04:58But my tuition, my dreams are on the line.
00:05:02No, you listen, dirt girl.
00:05:06I'm going out, so either you can come with me or...
00:05:09Hmm.
00:05:13Seems you don't have a choice.
00:05:18Come on, Tessie.
00:05:20Deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to be free.
00:05:26Hmm?
00:05:27Fine.
00:05:28But don't call me Tessie.
00:05:30Yes!
00:05:30Oh, my God, I could kiss you right now.
00:05:32Unless you want me going tits out?
00:05:34Oh, my God.
00:05:35We're going to have to uncuff for a second, okay?
00:05:37Bye-bye.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But I'm giving you one minute.
00:05:43One.
00:05:44And your fly is down.
00:05:55Shini, baby.
00:05:56You made it.
00:05:57Here, we're taking shots.
00:06:00Mmm.
00:06:02Hey, man.
00:06:03Thanks.
00:06:04Ew.
00:06:06What's your gardener doing here?
00:06:08She smells like manure.
00:06:09Believe me, it wasn't my choice.
00:06:14Oh, my God, you kinky boy.
00:06:17Is that a present for later, or...
00:06:23What the shit, Shane?
00:06:26That's not what this is, okay?
00:06:27Gram-gram's will had this dumb stipulation.
00:06:32What?
00:06:33You got tired of dry-humping trees?
00:06:35You had to go and steal my boyfriend?
00:06:36Rachel, I'm not interested in him.
00:06:38Oh, really?
00:06:39You used to be.
00:06:41What changed?
00:06:46I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:06:48Don't play dumb.
00:06:50I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him.
00:06:52No, I...
00:06:54Oh, boyfriend.
00:06:55You know, since when?
00:06:56I said I wanted to keep things flexible.
00:06:59Remember?
00:07:00Oh.
00:07:02Guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill.
00:07:10Rachel?
00:07:11Stop.
00:07:15Oh, shit.
00:07:18Did you just break up with her for me?
00:07:21You didn't have to do that.
00:07:22Now, Rachel had her chance to make it official with me, but she didn't.
00:07:26Don't worry, she'll get bored.
00:07:28Hit me up for a quickie, she always does.
00:07:30You want to talk about that?
00:07:31I want to dance.
00:07:33Let's dance?
00:07:35With me?
00:07:36Am I chained to anyone else?
00:07:39Here.
00:07:41Drink this.
00:07:42It'll help.
00:07:44Bottoms up.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:52Oh, my God.
00:07:53What is that?
00:07:53Motor oil?
00:07:54Fine.
00:07:55More for me.
00:07:57Oh, God.
00:07:59Oh.
00:08:00Now, let's dance.
00:08:02Oh, you're not having fun?
00:08:07Come on, come on.
00:08:07Hey, you got to move in there?
00:08:09Tss, tss, tss, tss, tss, tss.
00:08:11Can you moonwalk?
00:08:13No.
00:08:13Oh, oh.
00:08:15Gets them every time.
00:08:16What, am I giving you the ick?
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:21Ah, ah, ah, there it is.
00:08:23You know what?
00:08:24I miss that smile.
00:08:25It seems your cage tired opens to the power of dance.
00:08:28Dance?
00:08:29Mm-hmm.
00:08:29Well, I'm laughing because you're actually being redance-less.
00:08:33Get it?
00:08:33Like, we're big friends.
00:08:35You are embarrassing yourself.
00:08:39Take my hands.
00:08:40Cuffs and all.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:43Now you got to do.
00:08:44Oh.
00:08:45Just move your feet.
00:08:46Left to right.
00:08:47There you go.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:48Feel the music?
00:08:49Is it just me?
00:08:50Or did they look like they're a couple?
00:08:54Oh.
00:09:03You're doing the microwave?
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:06Watch out!
00:09:11Whoa.
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:24was too necessary you want to slum it with the help that's fine by me
00:09:30but let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket
00:09:37let's go
00:09:41let's freaking party
00:09:48did you see that shane she was pissed shane i think we should go
00:09:52oh my friends are here i want you to take me home come on let's stay shane let's go i
00:09:57want to go
00:09:58come on you're having so much fun
00:10:03okay come on
00:10:06tessie you're so messy but not as much as me because i saved you
00:10:12yeah it's so funny okay uh stop you need to take a shower you're all sticky
00:10:16i would but um
00:10:21shit okay come on bathroom
00:10:24hungry oh bathroom
00:10:30keep your eyes on the wall
00:10:33yeah i'm going
00:10:43thank you
00:10:45yeah
00:10:48yeah
00:10:49yeah
00:10:53turn around
00:11:01i need to grab this soap
00:11:03i need to grab this soap
00:11:05jeez
00:11:05you need to grab it too
00:11:07get it
00:11:08can you get it
00:11:09yeah
00:11:17are you looking
00:11:18no no no no no i mean yeah i would never do that
00:11:23i would never do that um hey uh tessa do you mind getting my back i mean i would do
00:11:29it myself but uh the thing is like way on your side so
00:11:35yeah for sure i can
00:11:37yeah for sure i can
00:11:37yeah for sure i can
00:11:39i have uh sensitive skin
00:11:40okay princess
00:11:42nice nice
00:11:44can you go uh just a little lower for me
00:11:48lower
00:11:50uh będą
00:11:53uh don't be shy a little lower
00:12:00You know, you're enjoying this a bit, too
00:12:06Much?
00:12:12Uh
00:12:16Seems like the timer reset him at night
00:12:17These things are really starting to get on my nerves
00:12:19I'm gonna go
00:12:20Here you go, for you
00:12:21Yeah
00:12:22Okay, see you out there
00:12:24Oh, no
00:12:25Oh
00:12:27Now I'm cute, y'all
00:12:28Now it's in the shower
00:12:29Can I just
00:12:31Can I hear that?
00:12:46What?
00:12:49Um
00:12:49I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds
00:12:52So
00:12:52You should probably ask Edmund for a spare cot
00:12:55It's midnight
00:12:56He's definitely sleeping
00:13:00Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:02Making sure nothing untoward happens
00:13:04Untoward
00:13:05Yeah
00:13:05Your virginity's safe
00:13:11Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:13You're lucky I'm even covering up
00:13:15Here
00:13:31Here you go
00:13:32There you go
00:13:33Ow
00:13:37Shane, you only try to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:46Yeah, I thought so.
00:14:24I'm hung over, okay? Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great, now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Oh, okay, don't go near that tree. I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic? Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay. They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Ooh, am I dreaming? Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm gonna knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:37Shane?
00:15:38Shane!
00:15:39Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:51Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tesla like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:14Okay, are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus, we're going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:36We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first.
00:16:42Separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:46I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:27Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:30What the hell is wrong with you?
00:17:33What the hell is wrong with you?
00:17:33I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:40You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:52Look at the mess.
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:01See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:03Oh.
00:18:05No.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:09To do my job?
00:18:11Gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:23What are you still doing here?
00:18:26Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:28And this smooth 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:34You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:35Just like your dad.
00:18:38I know my offer still stands.
00:18:41Want to care for a sip?
00:18:43Try, it's delicious.
00:18:46Piss off.
00:18:52Get lost! Get out of here!
00:18:54Stop!
00:18:54I'm sorry, move!
00:18:55Hey!
00:18:57Get out of here!
00:19:00Yeah!
00:19:02Yeah!
00:19:06Yeah, that's right!
00:19:08Leave, assholes!
00:19:10Oh, shit!
00:19:21Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:23Tessa!
00:19:29Tessa?
00:19:30Tessa!
00:19:32EpiVid!
00:19:34Entry bathroom!
00:19:35Bathroom?
00:19:36I want you.
00:19:45Hey!
00:19:46What the shit, man?
00:19:48Out!
00:19:48Now!
00:19:50Shane?
00:19:53It's okay.
00:19:55Ew!
00:19:56Get out!
00:19:57It's okay.
00:20:02Oh no!
00:20:04Did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:06Get out!
00:20:06Wait!
00:20:07Shane!
00:20:08Shane!
00:20:09Open the door!
00:20:11Stay with me, okay?
00:20:14Shane!
00:20:21Shane!
00:20:39Shane?
00:21:05Did you just kiss me?
00:21:06No!
00:21:08Huh?
00:21:09Yes, I mean...
00:21:10It was an accident.
00:21:18Tessa?
00:21:22Get off of me!
00:21:33Hi!
00:21:34Hi!
00:21:34You okay?
00:21:35Awesome!
00:21:37I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:40I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:44No!
00:21:45I prefer my own.
00:21:53How could I forget?
00:22:16So you watch verticals?
00:22:19Here.
00:22:21Look... I don't want to hear it.
00:22:23I didn't say anything.
00:22:24Okay.
00:22:30Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:51Ahem.
00:22:53Did you write this?
00:22:54Write what?
00:22:58Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:01It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:04I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:07That's Shakespeare.
00:23:09Don't break that.
00:23:13Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:15Mm-hmm.
00:23:16Ah!
00:23:17Ah, my God.
00:23:20Jeez.
00:23:30So why can't you swim?
00:23:32I just never learned.
00:23:33I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:36You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:39Just jump right on in.
00:23:40So.
00:23:41Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:43You know my friends?
00:23:44All of them?
00:23:44You have those, right?
00:23:46They think I'm really funny.
00:23:48Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:52There's so many bugs out here.
00:24:05You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:09Oh shit, you drew in here too?
00:24:13Hey!
00:24:13It's really good.
00:24:15Stop.
00:24:15Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:16I think it's really good.
00:24:17Give it back.
00:24:18No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:19You gotta tell me more.
00:24:20Shane!
00:24:21No!
00:24:21Shane!
00:24:22No!
00:24:25Easy!
00:24:26Easy!
00:24:27I'm drowning!
00:24:27I'm drowning!
00:24:28I'm drowning!
00:24:29Just stay enough!
00:24:30Yeah.
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:32Something like that, right?
00:24:39What the hell?
00:24:43Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:45Shaney, baby.
00:24:46Same reason as usual.
00:24:48Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:25:00Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:02Garden girl, give us some space.
00:25:06Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa,
00:25:08you can say in front of me.
00:25:10Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:12Come on, Shane.
00:25:13Forget her.
00:25:15If you don't leave now, I'm gonna call the butler.
00:25:18Edmund!
00:25:19Not so fast.
00:25:21What's this?
00:25:24Sir Shanice the brawny.
00:25:27I'm going to love this.
00:25:29Stop!
00:25:30That's mine!
00:25:31Rachel, give it back.
00:25:32Hey, chat.
00:25:33Look at what I just found.
00:25:36Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:38Oh, my God.
00:25:42Is it just me?
00:25:43Or does Sir Shanice look a bit familiar?
00:25:49Is that...
00:25:51me?
00:25:55It's nobody!
00:26:00Are you okay?
00:26:03Give you five minutes.
00:26:07Tessa, what are you...
00:26:08Tessa.
00:26:09Wait.
00:26:11I just want to talk.
00:26:19Why'd you do that?
00:26:20She's clearly hurt.
00:26:22I'm hurt.
00:26:23I miss you.
00:26:25You know, that's rich.
00:26:26You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:30I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:32I mean, come on.
00:26:34Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:37I've been thinking...
00:26:38I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:41I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:26:56Shane!
00:26:58Shane!
00:27:09It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:23Of course he still likes her.
00:27:25He never liked me.
00:27:26I'm just his gardener.
00:27:27I'm just a stupid boy.
00:27:39What am I doing?
00:27:53What?
00:27:55Hello?
00:27:57Is anyone there?
00:28:01Hello?
00:28:01Please!
00:28:04Please!
00:28:05Someone let me out!
00:28:06I'm gonna lose my tuition!
00:28:08Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:11And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:13Of course not, Shane.
00:28:15I've always loved you, but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:18Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:25Have you been distracting me?
00:28:27Have you been distracting me?
00:28:33Oh, shit!
00:28:35Oh, that looked like it hurt.
00:28:37Bye!
00:28:38Bye!
00:28:40Bye!
00:28:50Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
00:28:53Oh, shit, that was close.
00:28:54Close.
00:28:59Can I ask you something?
00:29:02How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:07Oh, God.
00:29:09You must think I'm such a freak.
00:29:13I started writing that back when we were kids, and back when you were nicer.
00:29:18But, can we just, like, forget it?
00:29:26Okay, I'm gonna show you something, but you have to promise not to laugh.
00:29:42Okay, I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:51One time, when we were kids, you, uh, gave me a flower.
00:29:56Okay, I wanted to hold on to it.
00:29:57I don't know why, so I smashed it in these pages, and I left this, like, really cool impression.
00:30:02Then, any time I saw a cool plant, I would just...
00:30:08Anyway, I don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures of Sir Shanius and Princess DeSondra,
00:30:12but, I don't know, maybe we could do it in here.
00:30:26I love you.
00:30:30I'm sorry, I...
00:30:31No, stop.
00:30:33I used to, but not anymore.
00:30:35It was just back when we were kids.
00:30:37It's just, you showed me that really cute book, and we almost lost the challenge,
00:30:40and then I kind of just got lost in the moment.
00:30:41You know what?
00:30:42I should go.
00:30:43Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, it's...
00:30:44No, really.
00:30:45Uh, just please, shut it.
00:30:48Yep, look at the time.
00:30:50Gotta go.
00:30:50I gotta get ready.
00:30:51For what?
00:30:52You're not even wearing a watch.
00:30:53Yep, let's go.
00:30:58Ooh.
00:31:02So, you take classes at night?
00:31:06Yeah, I work during the day.
00:31:08Every day?
00:31:10Why are you so shocked?
00:31:12I literally work in your family's garden.
00:31:14As you can see here, the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females.
00:31:20It's merging its bodies with her until they become one.
00:31:25See?
00:31:29Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:32No.
00:31:34I have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:36Now?
00:31:37Yeah.
00:31:51Are you done?
00:31:52This is so gross.
00:31:54Yeah, well, it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed.
00:31:58Just keep an eye out while I zip up.
00:32:00Oh, trust.
00:32:01My eyes are anywhere else.
00:32:04Hey.
00:32:05Whoa.
00:32:07Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into, but this campus is a place of learning.
00:32:11I'm calling this in.
00:32:13Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up.
00:32:15They're up.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:16Hey, look.
00:32:17A homeless.
00:32:18Oh, no.
00:32:26Stop.
00:32:27Stop.
00:32:28I don't run this much.
00:32:30Oh, yeah.
00:32:32I guess I don't either.
00:32:36Hey, um, I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier when you said that you...
00:32:41Please, please don't.
00:32:43No, I'm sorry.
00:32:44I was just being dumb.
00:32:44I...
00:32:45You're not dumb.
00:32:46Stop saying that.
00:32:47It's obvious to anyone who's met you that you're really smart.
00:32:49Why has no one ever told me that?
00:32:52Because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes.
00:32:57True.
00:33:00Look, I'm really sorry I said I loved you.
00:33:02Tessa, I...
00:33:03I used to, back when we were kids.
00:33:07I miss that.
00:33:09I miss us.
00:33:16Just...
00:33:16You be honest and tell me, do you, um...
00:33:22Think there's a chance we could ever have that again?
00:33:26Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:29For you.
00:33:31For being my friend.
00:33:34Always.
00:33:36Shane Arthur DeVere.
00:33:39Inside.
00:33:39Now.
00:33:44What did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl?
00:33:47That's the gardener's daughter, for Christ's sakes.
00:33:49She's my friend, Dad.
00:33:51I like her.
00:33:52Your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone more becoming of your station.
00:33:57Who?
00:33:59Natalie Prescott.
00:34:21So do I, do I drink too much?
00:34:24Is that it?
00:34:25My parents just died, Natalie.
00:34:28Between all the parties and drugs, are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:34Shane, please say something.
00:34:38Look, I...
00:34:40I think we're friends.
00:34:43And we're always gonna be friends.
00:34:48Okay.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:52Right.
00:34:54There they are.
00:34:56Stop.
00:34:56Police.
00:34:57We need to run.
00:34:58I can't.
00:34:59I'm so tired.
00:35:00On my back, Lady Tassandra.
00:35:02Let's ride.
00:35:03Go, go, go, go.
00:35:04Run, Tassandra, it is.
00:35:05Run.
00:35:15Hey, it is not done, silly.
00:35:17Tastes it fine to me.
00:35:18Uh-huh.
00:35:21Open up.
00:35:24You're warming up to me.
00:35:25I can tell.
00:35:26Uh-huh.
00:35:27Well, aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty?
00:35:32Literally, how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:34You can forget about trying to sabotage us again.
00:35:37We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:35:38Tessa's tuition is on the line.
00:35:40And Shane's inheritance.
00:35:42Okay, relax.
00:35:43I'm here to apologize.
00:35:45Wait.
00:35:46Apologize to me?
00:35:49I am so sorry, Tessa.
00:35:51Again, you're apologizing to me.
00:35:54It's true.
00:35:55I've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account.
00:36:01Okay, if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing...
00:36:05Let me finish.
00:36:08But now, I see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit.
00:36:14I mean, look at how you've domesticated Shane.
00:36:19Let me uncuff.
00:36:21I want to talk to her alone.
00:36:23Just trust me.
00:36:28What are you doing?
00:36:29The cuffs are set to my biometrics.
00:36:31The clock is still ticking.
00:36:32That just means I have a whole hour to get her hair wet.
00:36:35Oh, very funny.
00:36:36I came here prepared this time.
00:36:38My hairspray is waterproof.
00:36:40Oh, yeah?
00:36:41Well, is it flowerproof?
00:36:43Don't you dare.
00:36:44Who told you to sabotage us?
00:36:46No, no, I'll tell you.
00:36:48Please, don't.
00:36:49Get her, babe.
00:36:53Conrad offered Rachel half of my inheritance to mess with us.
00:36:57I heard it straight from her mouth.
00:37:01Is that true?
00:37:03No!
00:37:05For half my fucking money?
00:37:08No way!
00:37:17Conrad!
00:37:19You may have fooled the lawyer, but you and I both know you're out to steal my inheritance.
00:37:23Rachel told me you'd give her half the money if she got us to fail.
00:37:27You know what I think?
00:37:29I think you don't deserve mother's fortune.
00:37:33You're impulsive, self-destructive.
00:37:37You barely be trusted to wipe your own ass.
00:37:40Screw you!
00:37:43You're a disappointment, Shane.
00:37:45You're a disappointment to your grandmother, to your parents, even your fiancé.
00:37:51Everyone knows that's why Natalie left you.
00:37:56By the looks of it, it seems you've gone and disappointed her, too.
00:38:15Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:20Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:22Conrad said something about a fiancé?
00:38:24Shane!
00:38:27Just leave me alone.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:32If you want space, I'll give you space.
00:38:39Shit.
00:38:57We have to recover.
00:38:59What's the point?
00:39:02Conrad's right.
00:39:03Okay, I'm a fuck-up.
00:39:05That's not true.
00:39:16Was that Natalie's?
00:39:18Who is she to you, Shane?
00:39:20She's proof.
00:39:22That I can't love you how you want me to.
00:39:26I loved Natalie.
00:39:28I didn't at first, but then we got engaged and she got pregnant.
00:39:34And then my parents died.
00:39:36And I started drinking too much.
00:39:39She aborted the baby, told me I wasn't ready for a kid, a real relationship.
00:39:47And she left.
00:39:57No, she was right.
00:39:59No, she was right.
00:39:59I'm so sorry.
00:40:02Just leave.
00:40:03Okay?
00:40:04Everyone does anyway.
00:40:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:40:08Can I show you something?
00:40:12Bye.
00:40:16Come on.
00:40:25Mom.
00:40:27Mom.
00:40:28That's not a real plant.
00:40:30You're getting the floor wet.
00:40:32It's dying.
00:40:34They want to throw it away.
00:40:37All it needs is some love and care.
00:40:40Last time I saw your mom, she seemed fine.
00:40:43What happened?
00:40:45Early onset Alzheimer's.
00:40:47She doesn't remember who I am most of the time, but half my paycheck goes towards her care.
00:40:55Responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn, Shane.
00:40:57It's a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on.
00:41:01You're the DeVere's boy.
00:41:04Right?
00:41:07My Tessa has such a crush on you.
00:41:12Mom?
00:41:15Tessa?
00:41:18Mom, you remember me?
00:41:21Of course I remember my own daughter.
00:41:25Come here.
00:41:29Are you in trouble?
00:41:32No, no, Mom.
00:41:33These, they're a prop for our engagement photos today.
00:41:37You know, Tessa just sold ball and chain.
00:41:41Tessa?
00:41:42Are you engaged?
00:41:44Oh, that's wonderful.
00:41:47I always believed in you, too.
00:41:51Let's see a kiss.
00:41:55Yeah.
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:42:03Yay!
00:42:12That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you.
00:42:18I promise I won't be weird again.
00:42:26You said I was faking it.
00:42:36What are you doing?
00:42:38Well, we have about 32 minutes left of free time, so I wonder how many rounds you could get in.
00:42:48No.
00:42:51Don't.
00:43:00Don't.
00:43:16Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:21But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:29I can be bad.
00:43:31Oh, yeah.
00:43:33Oh, yeah.
00:43:48Oh, yeah.
00:43:53Oh, yeah.
00:43:57Oh, yeah.
00:44:00Oh, yeah.
00:44:02Oh, yeah.
00:44:15Oh, yeah.
00:44:18Yeah, I just...
00:44:22I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:24No, it's not that.
00:44:26I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:34Baby, um...
00:44:35I'm sorry.
00:44:36Are you...
00:44:37Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:41Well, are you?
00:44:44Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:49About us.
00:44:52I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:10Tessa.
00:45:11Tessa.
00:45:22Tessa.
00:45:24Tessa.
00:45:26Tessa.
00:45:26Tessa.
00:45:27Leave me alone.
00:45:33Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:37If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:43And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:09When this is over, we can go our separate ways.
00:46:11And we never have to see each other ever again.
00:46:16Is that what you really want?
00:46:20So that's it?
00:46:23After this challenge, we just...
00:46:26Go our separate ways?
00:46:28No!
00:46:30What the fuck was that?
00:46:32It just hurts.
00:46:38Edmund, Edmund, we heard you scream?
00:46:40Your parents' gala?
00:46:41We cancelled it!
00:46:43After your grandmother passed, but...
00:46:45Somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:47What are you guys talking about?
00:46:49Every year since my parents' accident, Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:55Guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:46:58Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:02That's not all.
00:47:03He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:06And the invitation frames the event as if it's your unveiling.
00:47:14As a couple?
00:47:16No, no, Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:19Impossible.
00:47:20People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:23We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:25We can't...
00:47:26No, no, you know what?
00:47:27I am not going.
00:47:28It is black tie.
00:47:29I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:31Tessa, you...
00:47:32No, you know what?
00:47:33You're the one who decided we're done after this.
00:47:35Okay?
00:47:36So, what, the whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:38I'm not doing this.
00:47:46Shane.
00:47:46Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:50For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:54I always liked her.
00:47:56She's got grit.
00:47:57And she brings out the best in him.
00:47:59It needs to be her.
00:48:02I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:04It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:07All your gram gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:25Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:28Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:30Tessa Birch, I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:36And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:39And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:43So will you be my date to my dead parents' gala?
00:48:46So deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:51I do.
00:48:56Always.
00:49:05Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so...
00:49:08Get anything you want.
00:49:19I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:22Not these specifically, but...
00:49:25Have you never worn heels?
00:49:27Eh.
00:49:29One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:32Now I have arthritis.
00:49:33So, why can't I just wear these?
00:49:35Those are hiking boots.
00:49:37That's why.
00:49:38Okay.
00:49:39Why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:42Can you go look for her?
00:49:44She's being difficult.
00:49:47What are you planning?
00:49:50Do not embarrass me.
00:49:52Okay.
00:49:53Jeez.
00:49:53Touchy.
00:49:55All right.
00:49:57You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:49:59How's it going in there?
00:50:01Don't turn around yet.
00:50:18First time for everything.
00:50:21How did I do?
00:50:24That bad?
00:50:26No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:28All right.
00:50:34And...
00:50:36There.
00:50:39Lady Tassandra.
00:50:42Ready?
00:50:44Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:55Announcing, Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:10Hmm.
00:51:11Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:14Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:15Clock the shoes.
00:51:26Let's do this.
00:51:33May I have this dance?
00:51:36Certainly.
00:51:38Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:41My hands on your waist.
00:51:43We're going to do a spin.
00:51:44Are you ready?
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Okay.
00:51:46Two.
00:51:46One, two, three.
00:51:48This is cool.
00:51:52Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:55You mean after we win this thing?
00:51:57Oh, God.
00:51:58I don't know.
00:51:58I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:04What about that?
00:52:05What about that?
00:52:06I was thinking...
00:52:09What if you came with me?
00:52:10To college?
00:52:13I think you'd really like it.
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:16Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:18I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:21Why not?
00:52:22There's like rats there.
00:52:24There's rats?
00:52:24Do I drink beer?
00:52:25I don't want a drink.
00:52:27Mind if I cut in?
00:52:28Natalie!
00:52:32Oh, my God.
00:52:36So, um...
00:52:37Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:40You're a Grim-Gram.
00:52:41I heard she died.
00:52:43I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:48I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:50Oh, it's okay.
00:52:51She went peacefully.
00:52:55Oh, uh...
00:52:56Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:52:57She's, uh, my...
00:52:59My, uh...
00:53:00We're cuffed.
00:53:01That's what we are.
00:53:01We're just cuffed.
00:53:02That's what we are.
00:53:03I can see that.
00:53:05Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:07But, you know, it's a funny story.
00:53:09Not really.
00:53:10It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:12I've heard such great things.
00:53:13Well, hopefully the stories weren't too bad.
00:53:16You look familiar.
00:53:18Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:20Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:23Oh, family profession.
00:53:25That's cute.
00:53:26It's been a fun week.
00:53:27She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:29She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:31Oh, night classes?
00:53:32Shane, that's...
00:53:34Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:41You know what?
00:53:44I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:53Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:56It's time to hear you shine, babe.
00:53:58I'll do what I do best.
00:54:00Mm-hmm.
00:54:11You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:15Go away, Rachel.
00:54:18I can't stand you.
00:54:20Look at them.
00:54:23Shane's an heir.
00:54:25You're a gardener.
00:54:26He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:29Wake up.
00:54:30No, you're lying.
00:54:33Shane loves me.
00:54:35Tessie said that.
00:54:36Face it, honey.
00:54:38You were just his passing interest.
00:54:41You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:43You're tough.
00:54:44You would have worked hard for that degree
00:54:46either way eventually.
00:54:48He's the one who needs you.
00:54:52It's him.
00:54:56He was playing you, girl.
00:54:59But you're in control.
00:55:01You can still make him hurt.
00:55:03All you have to do
00:55:04is leave.
00:55:09Gavin, you shouldn't run up
00:55:10on people like that, okay?
00:55:14Natalie, is this...
00:55:17He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:18Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:20Where's daddy?
00:55:22Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:23Now, go get something to eat.
00:55:25Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:31So he's not mine.
00:55:33He's my husband.
00:55:34And Matthews,
00:55:36we met after we broke up.
00:55:38If he was,
00:55:40would it change things?
00:55:41I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:43You and the baby.
00:55:45I mean, we almost...
00:55:46Oh, Shane.
00:55:50You'll find your person.
00:55:52I know I did.
00:55:54I think I already have.
00:55:58I should probably go find her
00:56:00so I can tell her.
00:56:01Oh.
00:56:05Hey, Shane.
00:56:07Um,
00:56:08I came back because
00:56:09I was worried for you.
00:56:10But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:13And for what it's worth,
00:56:15I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:25Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:28Settle down, nephew.
00:56:31We're celebrating.
00:56:33You are about to lose everything.
00:56:38What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:42You can still make him hurt.
00:56:44All you have to do
00:56:45is leave.
00:56:49I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:52And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:01I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:05Since when?
00:57:06You know, Rachel,
00:57:08you're a snake.
00:57:09And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:12Listen,
00:57:13you insolent bitch.
00:57:14That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:17I had Shane wrapped around my finger
00:57:19long before you wriggled it.
00:57:23Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:25You know,
00:57:26you're knockoff Barbie doll self
00:57:28and afraid to break a nail.
00:57:30So,
00:57:30you wanna fight?
00:57:32Let's fight.
00:57:33Uh-huh.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:34You wanna fight?
00:57:35Yeah, let's go.
00:57:44The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:48What?
00:57:49Take her away.
00:57:52Bye-bye.
00:57:54She left you, Shane.
00:57:57And you're a liar.
00:57:58She wouldn't.
00:58:02The only truth that matters right now
00:58:06is in about seven minutes,
00:58:09I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:13The family fortune is mine.
00:58:18Ours.
00:58:19Oh, yeah.
00:58:21Right.
00:58:21Yeah,
00:58:22Ours.
00:58:23You bastard,
00:58:24where is she?
00:58:26Now!
00:58:35Get off me!
00:58:36Dad,
00:58:38you were supposed to give him
00:58:39the whole dose!
00:58:40I did!
00:58:41He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:43God damn it!
00:58:48Edmund,
00:58:49have you seen Tessa?
00:58:50Are you all right, sir?
00:58:52I haven't seen her.
00:58:54Have you checked out front?
00:58:55Tessa!
00:58:56Sir?
00:58:58Tessa!
00:58:59Sir!
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:07Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:08Girlfriend?
00:59:10Don't you dare!
00:59:15Oh, shit.
00:59:22Don't touch my man!
00:59:25I want to make babies with you.
00:59:28Same.
00:59:32Oh, shit.
00:59:33We have to stop eating like this.
00:59:35Call the cops!
00:59:36I got it.
00:59:37Oh, yeah.
00:59:38Oh, shit.
00:59:39Other hands.
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:42Time.
00:59:43Oh, sick!
00:59:46That was so fast.
00:59:47It was so sick.
00:59:50Not so fast.
00:59:54You're not calling anyone.
01:00:02Easy there, Conrad.
01:00:05Easy is what this was supposed to be.
01:00:11You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:14Uh-huh.
01:00:15See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:19But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:21You'll never get away with this.
01:00:24I think I will.
01:00:25So, this is your plan.
01:00:26To force us to separate at gunpoint?
01:00:29There are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:30You'll get caught.
01:00:33No, we won't.
01:00:35Conrad is a genius.
01:00:37I hiked the cameras and wiped all record of my meddling.
01:00:40Then I just turned them off.
01:00:42No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:43You'll have to kill us.
01:00:45I'm not gonna kill you.
01:00:50Tessa!
01:00:51Tessa!
01:00:53Fuck you.
01:00:54Fuck you.
01:01:02I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:13Shane?
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:20Shane?
01:01:22Shane?
01:01:23Shane?
01:01:23Shane?
01:01:24Shane?
01:01:24Oh, my God.
01:01:25Oh, my God.
01:01:27Oh, what's going on?
01:01:33What?
01:01:34Separate or die?
01:01:36Oh, shit.
01:01:37Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:39Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:44What happened to your chest?
01:01:45What?
01:01:48I don't know.
01:01:49Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:52No, no, we need to go.
01:01:54Quick.
01:01:56Quick.
01:02:07Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:10Just in time, too.
01:02:13We have much to discuss.
01:02:17So what?
01:02:18You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...
01:02:21Well, you could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle.
01:02:30We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:34Ugh.
01:02:35Kidnapping?
01:02:36Unc?
01:02:37What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:39About to be a billionaire?
01:02:42That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:46Or bury you if he refuses.
01:02:49Never.
01:02:50We'll just wait this out.
01:02:53Too long.
01:02:54That rash is moving fast.
01:02:58Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:00How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:05What did you do?
01:03:06Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products.
01:03:10Contain beef at them.
01:03:13Isn't that neat?
01:03:16What?
01:03:18You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:21You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:23Wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:25Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:29Shamey.
01:03:30I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:33This way, I get half.
01:03:35Here's the deal.
01:03:36By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor,
01:03:39but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her throat closes up
01:03:45and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:51So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:03:56So, it's the money or the girl?
01:04:02Your choice.
01:04:05Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:08You really don't know?
01:04:10Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:13I'm the eldest son.
01:04:16Martha was always mother's favorite.
01:04:19It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:22But then for some unknown reason,
01:04:25she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:29My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine!
01:04:35I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason!
01:04:38Mark my words,
01:04:40you will pay for this!
01:04:43Looks like time's running out.
01:04:46You better hurry.
01:04:47Hey, you know what?
01:04:50After she's dead,
01:04:53let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:56I think she'd like that.
01:05:00Would she like that?
01:05:15Are you crazy?
01:05:18You could die!
01:05:19Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:24I'm not gonna let them get away with this.
01:05:28We are gonna make it out of here.
01:05:30Together.
01:05:32Help me!
01:05:39It won't budge!
01:05:46I need you to break my glasses!
01:05:49What?
01:05:50What?
01:05:51But I love your glasses.
01:05:52You can't see without them.
01:05:54Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:05:56You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:05:58Okay.
01:05:58There you go, Tessa.
01:06:00Help me!
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:03Go, go, go, go.
01:06:05Go, go, go, go!
01:06:06Go, go, go.
01:06:09We're almost there.
01:06:11Hey!
01:06:13Okay!
01:06:14Oh,
01:06:15We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:16No, we can't make it.
01:06:19No, no.
01:06:21It'll be all right.
01:06:22We have about three minutes left, okay?
01:06:24If I run, I can grab the EpiPen and get back here, okay?
01:06:27Oh, Shane.
01:06:28Don't, please.
01:06:29We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:35That's why I have to do this.
01:06:37No.
01:06:38Don't.
01:06:39Shane!
01:06:40Shane!
01:06:44Edmund!
01:06:45Edmund!
01:06:46Edmund!
01:06:46What is it?
01:06:47Call the family doctor.
01:07:21Tessa!
01:07:22Tessa!
01:07:23Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:24I'm coming!
01:07:35Shane!
01:07:36What happened with the challenge?
01:07:38Did we win?
01:07:42This isn't okay.
01:07:44Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this.
01:07:46They tried to kill me.
01:07:47Listen to me, Tessa.
01:07:49You're gonna be fine.
01:07:50Okay?
01:07:51I'm gonna get a job.
01:07:52I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for.
01:07:54I'm gonna work.
01:07:56You hate work.
01:07:58I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands for the rest of my life,
01:08:03okay?
01:08:07I just want you to be a part of it.
01:08:16Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:17I thought you wanted to wait.
01:08:19I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:30What?
01:08:31It's not like you haven't seen all this before.
01:08:33Yeah?
01:08:34Well, that was before it.
01:08:35This was mine.
01:08:36I didn't know.
01:08:36Oh!
01:08:45Whoa.
01:08:48Well, it's not as big as a centaur's.
01:08:50I mean...
01:08:52Kinda.
01:08:55Get on your back, Sir Shanius.
01:08:58I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:00Whoa!
01:09:01What does that...
01:09:06So...
01:09:06How did I compare to the book?
01:09:10Hmm...
01:09:10I'd say it was a faithful adaptation.
01:09:13Hmm.
01:09:15There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:09:18We deserve a happy ending.
01:09:20The police searched the barn.
01:09:21Conrad wiped it clean.
01:09:23The cameras, too.
01:09:26It's his word against ours.
01:09:29Last shade.
01:09:31Oh!
01:09:32We're covered.
01:09:33We're covered.
01:09:34What is it?
01:09:37I noticed something odd while poking around our security database.
01:09:42Conrad not only wiped the last six days, he wiped the last six years.
01:09:47Dating back to the day your parents died.
01:09:50However, he was sloppy.
01:09:52And I managed to recover this.
01:09:56Yes.
01:10:00Is that my parents' car?
01:10:01It is.
01:10:04Oh my God.
01:10:06Conrad killed your parents.
01:10:15He killed my parents, Tessa.
01:10:18Get away with it!
01:10:21We can figure it out, Shane.
01:10:23Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb or too lazy to figure it out, but you're neither.
01:10:28That's our advantage.
01:10:30You know, you're right.
01:10:32Yeah, we're gonna beat him.
01:10:33We just gotta put our heads together.
01:10:35Yeah, that's good.
01:10:39Hey chat, we are celebrating.
01:10:42Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:10:46Oh, is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:49How does it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:52Feels like.
01:10:54What the?
01:10:55Revenge!
01:10:56Hey!
01:11:02Hey chat, check this out.
01:11:05Say cheese!
01:11:06Ah!
01:11:20Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:23You mean my birthright?
01:11:26Speaking of, you really should start packing your things.
01:11:29Cause I won't abide trespassers in my home.
01:11:33I'm not going anywhere.
01:11:34You see this SD card?
01:11:37I have proof you killed my parents.
01:11:46Proof.
01:11:48I've murdered no one.
01:11:51That's not what you said at the barn.
01:11:53I had Edmund look through some old security footage
01:11:56and he found a weird video of you cutting the brakes on my parents' car.
01:12:00Now I wonder what the lawyers will think about that.
01:12:04Huh.
01:12:12Doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:12:25You bitch!
01:12:26You stole my gun?!
01:12:28Yep.
01:12:29And I got my marksmanship badge in the Girl Scouts, so...
01:12:33You'll stay quiet until I say so.
01:12:43Hey, Lawman.
01:12:44I got something for you.
01:12:47Looks like he went home for the night.
01:12:50It's just me and you.
01:12:57No.
01:12:59No.
01:13:00No.
01:13:00You're just his passing interest.
01:13:06He's just using you.
01:13:09But you can make him hurt.
01:13:14Okay?
01:13:17Give me the card.
01:13:18You wouldn't.
01:13:23Shit.
01:13:25Don't fucking move.
01:13:35Why are you so...
01:13:40Don't tell me this is the only copy.
01:13:45You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:13:53I can't believe you didn't make another copy.
01:13:56I was so right about you.
01:13:58You are a complete and total imbecile.
01:14:02Just like your father.
01:14:06You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right?
01:14:09And steal your inheritance?
01:14:11It's not personal, buddy.
01:14:13It's nature.
01:14:15Survival of the fittest.
01:14:17And you two idiots who are standing in the way of my evolution.
01:14:22So you betray anyone, huh?
01:14:24Even your own family?
01:14:27What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:31Who?
01:14:32Oh.
01:14:34She already has.
01:14:36You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money, dummy?
01:14:41She's next.
01:14:46You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:49No.
01:14:50Baby.
01:14:52I would never.
01:14:53You idiot.
01:14:54Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:14:57If I go down, you go down.
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:10This is how this is all gonna go down.
01:15:12I'm gonna walk out of here.
01:15:13With my inheritance.
01:15:16You hear me?
01:15:16My inheritance.
01:15:18And none of you are gonna get shot.
01:15:21You understand?
01:15:25The fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:28Oh.
01:15:29You've already lost, Conrad.
01:15:31That phone right there?
01:15:32Yeah, I was streaming in the background.
01:15:34Rachel's ten million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes.
01:15:39And just in case one recording wasn't enough, I made a copy, dumbass.
01:15:49I guess you two better get used to wearing these.
01:15:56Fucking influencer.
01:16:11Well, that's a conundrum.
01:16:14You two failed the challenge.
01:16:16But clearly Conrad played a part.
01:16:19Shelly's will did not account for this.
01:16:21Surely it's worth a second attempt.
01:16:25That might work.
01:16:27You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:30Tessa!
01:16:31Tessa, say something.
01:16:34Sure.
01:16:35Why not?
01:16:36It doesn't scare me half as much this time around.
01:16:39What, are you scared?
01:16:41Okay.
01:16:43That said, Mr. Shane Arthur Devere.
01:16:50What do you say?
01:16:52Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:55I do.
01:17:02Huzzah!
01:17:05Here we go again.
01:17:10Just got all my books for this semester.
01:17:13I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies.
01:17:17What about you?
01:17:18Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:20Early childhood education, bio 101 and art class.
01:17:24I don't know.
01:17:25I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars.
01:17:28Well, speaking of extracurriculars.
01:17:33Look what else I picked up.
01:17:43I love you.
01:17:45I love you too.
01:17:52Can you see these?
01:17:53Mmm!
01:17:58Oh!
01:18:02I love you too.
01:18:05I have an idea.
01:18:11Feels familiar.
01:18:17Hi.
01:18:18Hi.
01:18:31Hi.
01:18:31Hi, hi.
01:18:31Hey, hi.
01:18:31I love you too.
01:18:33Hi.
01:18:33Hi.
01:18:33Hi.
01:18:33Hi.
01:18:33Hi.
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