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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:18Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit, fucking dumbass.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:44All right, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:47You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00We'll bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:13You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55Wait.
00:02:56Alice.
00:02:56Hello, Ally.
00:02:57Quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:06Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11Alright?
00:03:11You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't wanna open
00:03:59it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:20I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city, new school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:25Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:33And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:47Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:51See?
00:06:55Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:18Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:58The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's all right.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You are?
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31Brother Sean.
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:35It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:36I love you.
00:08:37I love you.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:03Touchdown.
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously?
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:22Don't look.
00:09:23It's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:26Unhinged.
00:09:27Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is it?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:54I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:15You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:40What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:46Yes, it is.
00:10:47Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:50So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:58Do what?
00:10:58And I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:12Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:19The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:29I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:46All right?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Any little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No.
00:11:58No, I just need life.
00:12:07Oh my god.
00:12:09Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms here.
00:12:17I'll tell you guys.
00:12:18Grow up.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, and you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:42I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what?
00:12:58Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:10And you're gonna share your life location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:46make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:53Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:58Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01You're probably too.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:11Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:20Yes, I do.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:37Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:44Lingerie?
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:51I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:54I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:57Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:02I don't take orders from them.
00:15:04I don't take orders from those.
00:15:06Are you ready to ride?
00:15:08Come on!
00:15:09Get it up, get it up, let's go.
00:15:12Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:14Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:24Oh my god.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give Littleness Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks.
00:15:43At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:49I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:53Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:55Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:00Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit.
00:16:28I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:33What's the matter?
00:16:35No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:39She's stalling.
00:16:40She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:17:00Yeah, I...
00:17:07That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:20Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:29What's up?
00:17:30Where are you?
00:17:32I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:33I, um...
00:17:35I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:50Come on, Brett.
00:17:51Please, this is serious.
00:17:52Can you just come get me?
00:17:53No, Allison.
00:17:54You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:56You enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:07You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:11I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:19Where do you think you're going?
00:18:20Grab her.
00:18:21What?
00:18:22No!
00:18:22Get off of me!
00:18:24You lost the dare.
00:18:25You paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:49What was that?
00:18:50Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Please!
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:01A dare is a dare!
00:19:02Stop fighting!
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:07I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:07Taking that V card out there.
00:19:16I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:17Taking that V card out there.
00:19:17Please!
00:19:17Please!
00:19:18You're getting this?
00:19:20That's what gets used.
00:19:23Hey asshole!
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:42You look pretty cool!
00:19:42Oh, let me do this!
00:19:49This is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason, who's just having fun together?
00:19:55I mean look at how she's dressed.
00:19:56She's practically begging for it.
00:20:08You know, I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:10or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:13And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:21Great.
00:20:22We'll then delete them right now.
00:20:25No?
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on, let's go.
00:20:39Hey, hey!
00:20:41What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:43Sneaking out?
00:20:44Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:49What did you mean back there?
00:20:54Back where?
00:20:56When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:01The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:17Always causing trouble.
00:21:18Please, just put this out.
00:21:21Happy?
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:27I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:32Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:35You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:36Okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:42And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:44And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:49Fuck Rita.
00:21:51Fuck everybody.
00:21:53I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:57I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:05So what does that mean?
00:22:08What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:13I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:18All I can think, just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Say it!
00:22:26Just say it!
00:22:26I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:31No.
00:22:32That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53I'm done.
00:22:54No.
00:22:55Alison, stop it.
00:22:57Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:08Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:13It says that you have to stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:39What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:42I'm ruining everything.
00:23:55What's up, loser?
00:24:00Ali?
00:24:01Are...
00:24:02Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:05I swear to God, guys.
00:24:06What are you doing right now?
00:24:07Talk to me.
00:24:08Face time to Ron.
00:24:12What is he doing?
00:24:14Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron.
00:24:24What's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25Ali called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:30So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm gonna come over there and beat your
00:24:33ass.
00:24:34It's...
00:24:35It was an accident, okay?
00:24:36We just...
00:24:37I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:48Okay?
00:24:48Chill.
00:24:49Chill.
00:24:50Really?
00:24:51Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay?
00:24:56My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right.
00:25:00Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take care of two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:04right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:08I got it.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God.
00:25:15That was really, really close.
00:25:18Hey, what's up?
00:25:19Hey, what's up?
00:25:19Let's go, we should...
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:22No, Ellie.
00:25:23It's late.
00:25:23Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:24Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:41is you.
00:25:49All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:53Allison, you're first.
00:25:55Allison, you're first.
00:26:27Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:30Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:33You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:50Hmm?
00:26:58Hey, partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:05Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:09Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:11Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:16Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:19Uh, she's with me.
00:27:22I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Excuse me.
00:27:35Walk away, Chad.
00:27:37Right now.
00:27:40Wait a minute. You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:53What was that?
00:27:53I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You're first.
00:28:13Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:15You ready, Rookie?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:24You want to play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01I'm not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:04Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions!
00:29:11You're turned.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:15Shh.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:35It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:46What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:54You okay, Brett?
00:29:56I'm okay.
00:29:57And done.
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:01You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:05Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:11Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:18You know what I mean?
00:30:22I am.
00:30:33I am okay.
00:30:35Oh my God.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38Oh my God.
00:30:38Hot!
00:30:39You okay?
00:30:40Um.
00:30:42God.
00:30:42Can you talk?
00:30:47Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:59Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:04Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:06It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:07I'm doing laundry.
00:31:08I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't...
00:31:12You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:15And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:18You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:21And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:22Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:33I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:38thing?
00:31:38What?
00:31:39What? Nobody told me that, had...
00:31:42Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's going to...
00:31:46She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:49Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:50Well, I'll...
00:31:50Okay.
00:32:05Get all your stuff?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:08Um...
00:32:09I have to go.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:24And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:26Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:44Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:47Late is late.
00:32:48You're just too lazy.
00:32:57Hey.
00:32:59What's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:02It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:05Like I said, nobody...
00:33:10No.
00:33:10Hey.
00:33:11Stop.
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:18Stop.
00:33:20You want to fight?
00:33:21I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey, hey.
00:33:29What are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:34Cool.
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:37All of you, get out of here.
00:33:38Right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:39Get out.
00:33:45You okay?
00:33:46It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:50so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:52that I'm sick or something.
00:33:54It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi.
00:33:59Hello.
00:34:01Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:34:02and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:34:03Right now.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:09Hey, listen.
00:34:11Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make you look better than the original.
00:34:13All right?
00:34:14All right.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:19All right.
00:34:19All right.
00:34:20All right.
00:34:20All right.
00:34:21All right.
00:34:22All right.
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:39Is that even Allison?
00:34:51She looks...
00:34:52Stony.
00:34:55Look at you.
00:34:56You look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:00It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:03You know, that's true. That's true, I have.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:19As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:27Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:34But it works.
00:35:35You take center.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:42Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:49Break a leg.
00:35:53Hold it.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:06Oh, yeah.
00:36:08One, two, three, go.
00:36:10Woo!
00:36:14Sound and loud!
00:36:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:21Oh, yeah!
00:36:27Oh, yeah!
00:36:29Oh, yeah!
00:36:30Oh, yeah!
00:36:38What is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:40It's Allison Scott.
00:36:42I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:47Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:50I mean, damn.
00:36:51I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform?
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me, man.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:05I'm telling you right now.
00:37:07You don't fuck off.
00:37:08The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:22The 20, the 10.
00:37:27Touchdown!
00:37:28Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:31Yeah!
00:37:46Hey!
00:37:48Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:55Hey, shut up.
00:37:59You're okay.
00:38:10Oh, my God.
00:38:12Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:14In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:26now we got ourselves a good ol kiss camp standoff
00:38:29I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:34come on Alison
00:38:35let's give the people what they want
00:38:37I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:43but I want it
00:38:59Wait, what?
00:39:06I can't believe this is happening
00:39:08Kiss Cam, me and Brett
00:39:19Allison, don't pass out
00:39:25Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:27No problem
00:39:36This is insane
00:39:37I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:41But it feels so right
00:39:43I never want it to end
00:39:49Harrison
00:39:55Harrison
00:39:58Oh shit
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing
00:40:00Kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:04You're making a scene
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:06Yeah
00:40:06I'm making a scene
00:40:07You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:09Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now?
00:40:14If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:15You two would have needed to get a rope
00:40:18You're unbelievable
00:40:21I hate you
00:40:24Dude, I'm sorry
00:40:25No, no, no, you cut the crap
00:40:26You tell me right now
00:40:28What's happening between you two
00:40:29I promise
00:40:30Do not bullshit me
00:40:31Do not bullshit me
00:40:32Absolutely nothing
00:40:32I'm serious
00:40:33Nothing
00:40:35I'm fucking lying
00:40:35I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:37Okay
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:40I know that
00:40:40So you stay in your lane
00:40:42Because she is my sister
00:40:43And I'm warning you
00:40:44You do not cross me
00:40:46You do not
00:40:47I promise you
00:40:47Dude
00:40:49Fuck
00:40:52Okay
00:40:53Hey, we need to talk
00:40:56No
00:40:57I sound like a mom
00:40:59This is ridiculous
00:41:00Why am I texting him?
00:41:01He's literally in the next room
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:05Just go in there
00:41:07Just ask him
00:41:08Hey, Brett
00:41:08What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:10He kissed me back
00:41:11He can't deny it this time
00:41:13It's recorded and live stream
00:41:16Okay
00:41:18Do or die
00:41:25What are you doing?
00:41:26Getting groceries
00:41:27What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:29I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:30Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:32I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:35She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:38Brett
00:41:40What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:43I know you didn't hate it
00:41:44I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:47Why?
00:41:48You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:50Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:52You know what?
00:41:53I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:54Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:57It was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:59And we did it
00:41:59Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:01The fun's over
00:42:02It's finished
00:42:03Do you understand?
00:42:07Don't you dare
00:42:08No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:09I'm not doing anything
00:42:10No, no, no
00:42:10That's not fair, okay?
00:42:11Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:13Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:15Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:17You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:19Yeah, I don't know if you dare
00:42:20I'm not doing anything
00:42:22Yes, you are
00:42:23You know what?
00:42:24Even if I was
00:42:25I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:27Because that's all this is
00:42:28Yeah?
00:42:29Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:32I had two options
00:42:33You and him
00:42:34And I picked wrong
00:42:39Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:42Jack's a predator
00:42:43And a loser
00:42:44And you do deserve somebody
00:42:45A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:49I can't
00:43:02But at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:05You don't think I'm being honest
00:43:12Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:13You know
00:43:16Biology
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not
00:43:21I'm the one who's causing him
00:43:26Allie
00:43:27Brett
00:43:28He goes out here
00:43:29Fucking shit
00:43:30What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out
00:43:32I can't get out
00:43:32If I get out
00:43:33He's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:34And he's going to kill me
00:43:35Okay, well, yeah
00:43:35He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:37So I
00:43:37I'm going to get out
00:43:39Okay, cool
00:43:40Allie, hey
00:43:41Oh my God, he's coming
00:43:43Allie, hey
00:43:44Just get under
00:43:45Get out of what?
00:43:46Brett
00:43:46I'll be passing it down
00:43:51Allie
00:43:51Hi
00:43:52Shown alone?
00:43:54Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:55Run, I'm naked
00:43:57Get out
00:43:59You're
00:44:00You're not, though
00:44:03Okay, well
00:44:04I also have a vibe
00:44:06And you're ruining it
00:44:06So
00:44:07I'm sorry
00:44:07I just
00:44:08I wanted to get my charger
00:44:09I left it on here yesterday
00:44:10You got it
00:44:11I also wanted to say that
00:44:15I think he did a great job today
00:44:18I mean it
00:44:18You kicked ass
00:44:19And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:20An asshole about it
00:44:24Thanks
00:44:30Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:32Seeing my best friend
00:44:34Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:36Traumatized me
00:44:37So I'm just wondering
00:44:38Why you did that?
00:44:41Ron
00:44:42I mean, it's a kiss cam
00:44:43It's a game
00:44:44Everyone does it
00:44:46A game
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:48I don't know
00:44:49A dream
00:44:49This is a guy that you've
00:44:50Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:52Well, it was him
00:44:53Or it was Chad
00:44:54So
00:44:54Who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair
00:44:58Chad sucks
00:44:58Yeah
00:44:59Tone it down a little bit
00:45:00Okay?
00:45:01Okay
00:45:01He's my best friend
00:45:02And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:05They won't be
00:45:09Okay, thanks
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:18Sorry
00:45:19I got water in my nose
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20I'm okay
00:45:21Don't drown
00:45:22Okay
00:45:22Okay
00:45:23Have a good soak, I guess
00:45:24Okay
00:45:26Bye
00:45:33Bye
00:45:34God, the illegal is going to die
00:45:37Good talk
00:45:38Wait
00:45:41I have to ask you something
00:45:44I'm going to ask him out
00:45:45On a date
00:45:46Don't be the little sister, Allison
00:45:47Be the girl he kissed
00:45:49There's this
00:45:50Like stupid event
00:45:52Thing tomorrow
00:45:53I was just
00:45:54Wondering if you
00:45:55Would want to go with me
00:46:03Got plans, Allie
00:46:07Okay
00:46:08Yeah, whatever
00:46:09I just
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have the same plans
00:46:33Except his are with Rita
00:46:35Not me
00:46:45Look
00:46:46Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:48She's finally getting back
00:46:49Did you know
00:46:50Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:53It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:58I came by myself
00:46:59Rhett was kind enough to help me
00:47:01With my family's donation
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:05Nothing major
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags
00:47:07Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:14Huh
00:47:14How much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15
00:47:18I made it myself
00:47:20$15
00:47:21For some plastic and twine
00:47:23You don't have to buy it
00:47:24It's ambitious
00:47:26You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:29I'm going to take
00:47:30Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:36You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want this garbage
00:47:43You know, I value the artist
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing
00:47:49No, you're nothing
00:47:50Especially compared to her
00:47:52How dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:57Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:05What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday
00:48:11And then today you come
00:48:12And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:13You're distant with me one second
00:48:15And then you defend me the next
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:18I'm just trying to
00:48:19No
00:48:20Allison
00:48:22Party at my place
00:48:24Celebrating the big win
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know
00:48:28I'm not interested
00:48:30She's a grown woman
00:48:32She can speak for herself
00:48:35So, what do you say?
00:48:38You're not going anywhere
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:42Who does he think he is
00:48:44Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:46You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine
00:48:47Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:49No, yeah
00:48:51Sounds fun
00:48:55I'll be there
00:49:04There she is
00:49:06My guest of honor
00:49:08Damn
00:49:09Allison, you look sexy
00:49:10Oh
00:49:12Thanks
00:49:16It's a cool party
00:49:17Yeah, you know
00:49:18I threw this whole thing
00:49:19Just for you
00:49:21Really?
00:49:21For me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single
00:49:25I'm single
00:49:26You need another reason?
00:49:29So, what's the deal
00:49:30With you and Brett, huh?
00:49:32No deal
00:49:33There's nothing
00:49:34Happening between us
00:49:35He's just a friend
00:49:37Of a friend
00:49:37Of my brother
00:49:38So
00:49:40Is his loss
00:49:41My gain
00:49:44Hey, you picked the wrong guy
00:49:46To kiss on the cam
00:49:47Allison
00:49:49Let's fix that
00:49:54Yeah
00:49:55No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing
00:49:56Between me and Brett
00:49:57Obviously
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on
00:50:00You ever play
00:50:00The Pocky Challenge?
00:50:01No
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite
00:50:04From one end
00:50:05Until one of us
00:50:06Chickens out
00:50:21Come on
00:50:22Damn it
00:50:23Why am I thinking
00:50:24About him
00:50:24At a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison
00:50:26You're already here
00:50:38Fine
00:50:40But I play to win
00:50:46Check it out
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:03Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:05Game's over
00:51:06Let's go
00:51:07Excuse me
00:51:08What are you doing?
00:51:08Get off of me
00:51:09What do you think you're doing?
00:51:11You're ruining my night
00:51:12Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think Ron would think
00:51:14If he knew you were happy?
00:51:15Don't care
00:51:15How about you elect
00:51:16You're someone who gives a fuck
00:51:17Come on
00:51:17Okay
00:51:18No more of these stupid games
00:51:19You don't have to play this shit
00:51:20I know
00:51:20Let's go
00:51:21I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:23I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:26Get the fuck away from me
00:51:37Oh my god
00:51:39Oh shit
00:51:53Oh my god
00:52:01Is she okay?
00:52:06Look at me
00:52:07Look at me
00:52:08Look at me
00:52:08Hey
00:52:09Hey
00:52:09You okay?
00:52:10I can't
00:52:11I can't
00:52:12I can't
00:52:12I can't
00:52:13I can't
00:52:14Breathe
00:52:14Just try to breathe
00:52:15All right
00:52:15Hey
00:52:19I'm going to be okay
00:52:20All right
00:52:21Let's get you
00:52:22Hey
00:52:22Let's get you
00:52:25Okay
00:52:27Okay
00:52:28Yeah
00:52:30Get out of my way
00:52:31Move
00:52:31Move
00:52:34Just put me down
00:52:35All right
00:52:35Here we go
00:52:35Put you down
00:52:37You know
00:52:38You could have died
00:52:39And Chad
00:52:40I mean
00:52:41My god
00:52:41You have no business
00:52:42Being around that guy
00:52:43Let alone
00:52:43Being this close
00:52:44To kissing him
00:52:45Huh?
00:52:45Anybody who has a brain cell
00:52:46Will realize
00:52:46He's a total fucking douche bag
00:52:48All right
00:52:48That's not fair
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair?
00:52:53What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh?
00:52:54What don't I understand?
00:52:55I don't know how this works
00:52:57Okay
00:52:58I'm sorry
00:52:58I'm figuring it out
00:53:00I don't know how guys work all the time
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:02That's fantastic
00:53:03I'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:53:05Okay
00:53:05You're not any better than me
00:53:07I'm not any better?
00:53:08What did I do?
00:53:09How am I not any better?
00:53:10What are you talking about?
00:53:12You're worse
00:53:12I jumped in the pool
00:53:13I saved your life
00:53:14And now what?
00:53:15I'm an asshole?
00:53:15How am I worse?
00:53:16You're worse
00:53:17Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:20Yeah
00:53:20Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:22When mine was ruined
00:53:24Because you caught me
00:53:25When I fell in front of everyone
00:53:27Because you drove me to school
00:53:28When I was late
00:53:29Yeah, I know
00:53:29I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:33You know
00:53:34I don't understand
00:53:37You made me fall in love with you
00:53:42That's the worst thing
00:53:43That's it
00:53:44I did
00:53:44No, no
00:53:45I fell in love with you
00:53:45I'm in love with you
00:53:46Stop, stop
00:53:47And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:48I know that
00:53:49I know
00:53:50Susan, why do you keep swooping in
00:53:52And saving me
00:53:53Like a hero
00:53:54And then pushing me away
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:57You
00:53:57Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing with my feelings
00:54:02And you can't keep doing that
00:54:04Okay?
00:54:06I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:09Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:11Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:13I'm going to tell you to stop, Allison
00:54:14I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:22Fuck it
00:54:38I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:48Listen, you have no idea
00:54:49Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:52I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:54That you've always been more to me
00:54:56Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run
00:55:03But you know what?
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:23I think about you every day
00:55:26Every morning
00:55:28And every night
00:55:30And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:34It's you that I see
00:55:37Every time
00:55:41Thank you
00:55:50I want you to take me
00:55:52Right here
00:55:55Right now
00:56:09So what do we know?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine
00:56:26I think I already am
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's going to kill you
00:56:35You know, Ron loves you very much
00:56:37He's very protectable to brother
00:56:39But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:43How much I love you
00:56:50I don't know, I think
00:56:52I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:56Just for now
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret
00:57:01I know
00:57:04But it's just for a little
00:57:07Until we find the right moment
00:57:09Yeah
00:57:11Yeah
00:57:11I don't want to be your way
00:57:14We'll be secret lovers
00:57:31Thinking about you
00:57:41Hi, Captain
00:57:42When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:44I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:47I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:49And just sprinting to you
00:57:51Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:56Don't
00:57:56My legs are killing me
00:57:58And I really like your car
00:58:01Oh, I know you love my car
00:58:03He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:04Hoisting me up
00:58:05Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:06Brett, stop
00:58:08Don't read my smut
00:58:10I'm telling you
00:58:11Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:13Is etched into my heart
00:58:14Into my soul
00:58:16The trails kisses from my neck
00:58:18To my breasts
00:58:19Gently sucking
00:58:20And biting
00:58:21Holy shit
00:58:23That is literal trash
00:58:24But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:27When he says it?
00:58:29I feel so hot right now
00:58:33Palms my center
00:58:34Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:36Are you away, Allie?
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:42Fuck
00:58:47Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:48I have to go fake my own death
00:58:50Bye
00:58:50I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:11Hey
00:59:12Are you okay?
00:59:13You sounded sick
00:59:13Do you need help?
00:59:14Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:16You think just because Brett
00:59:18Took a chance on you
00:59:18Once you're on my level now?
00:59:21I was just trying to help
00:59:24Save it for someone
00:59:24Who gives a damn
00:59:28Shoot
00:59:30Late
00:59:50Brett
00:59:52That's Allison's
00:59:52Uh, I found it in the bathroom
00:59:54If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:56I never would have touched it
01:00:14See what you're up to
01:00:17Hey
01:00:18Hey
01:00:18You found my bag
01:00:19I was looking for that
01:00:20Thank you
01:00:21No problem
01:00:25Attention
01:00:26All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:28It has been brought to our attention
01:00:30That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:32Is using illegal drugs
01:00:34I strongly suggest
01:00:35Whoever's responsible
01:00:36To come forward now
01:00:38Otherwise
01:00:38Will be forced
01:00:40To contact the campus police
01:00:41For a thorough search
01:00:43Well
01:00:43I think we all know someone
01:00:45Who would do anything
01:00:46To stop being the fat friend
01:00:48Right
01:00:49I'm sorry
01:00:49But I just saw you
01:00:50Throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:51Like ten minutes ago
01:00:52Excuse me
01:00:52I was fixing my makeup
01:00:54Sounded like you were retching
01:00:55And I asked you
01:00:57If you were a
01:00:57Look at this
01:00:57This is perfection
01:00:59It's every girl's dream
01:01:00I don't need shortcuts
01:01:01And we all know someone
01:01:03Who could lose a little weight
01:01:04I mean after all
01:01:05Who came in with
01:01:05Zero athletic ability
01:01:07And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:08Search me
01:01:10I have nothing to hide
01:01:15Your turn Scott
01:01:16Sure but I
01:01:19Rita
01:01:21Jackpot
01:01:22Well well well
01:01:24Look who needs drugs
01:01:26To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:27I knew it
01:01:28No one gets that good
01:01:30That quick
01:01:31Without cheating
01:01:32Allison
01:01:33Performance enhancing substances
01:01:35Are grounds for immediate
01:01:36Dismissal of the squad
01:01:37Coach I promise you
01:01:38I've never seen those before
01:01:40Okay those aren't mine
01:01:41Right
01:01:42A cheater
01:01:43And a liar
01:01:44Coach please listen to me
01:01:47I've never seen those
01:01:48I don't know what they are
01:01:49I'm lying
01:01:50It's the only way
01:01:51A cow like her
01:01:52Could ever compete with us
01:01:53They're mine
01:01:54Yeah those are actually
01:01:56My vitamins
01:01:57Did you forget
01:01:58I asked you to hold on
01:01:59To my vitamins this morning
01:02:01Yeah sorry
01:02:01I should have
01:02:02Labeled them or something
01:02:03He's right
01:02:04They're just vitamins
01:02:05No they aren't
01:02:06Miss Russo
01:02:07How is it
01:02:08That you come to possess
01:02:09Such extensive knowledge
01:02:11Of these banned substances
01:02:12I just
01:02:15They looked suspicious
01:02:16We were just worried
01:02:18About the integrity
01:02:19Of the team
01:02:20Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:21Everything was legitimate
01:02:22That's enough
01:02:23All I see here
01:02:24Are three bullies
01:02:25Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:27Rita
01:02:27You are stripped
01:02:28Of captaincy
01:02:30Effective immediately
01:02:31What
01:02:31You can't do that
01:02:33Championships are in two weeks
01:02:34Nobody else knows
01:02:35The whole routine
01:02:36I mean I know it
01:02:37Yeah every count
01:02:38Every formation
01:02:39I could step up
01:02:40And do it
01:02:42You little bitch
01:02:43You think you can just
01:02:44Walk in here
01:02:44And steal everything from me
01:02:45That's enough Rita
01:02:47My decision is final
01:02:53Listen up
01:02:53When it's Allison's turn
01:02:54For the basket toss
01:02:55You're gonna have a little
01:02:56Timing issue
01:02:57You want us to drop her
01:02:59She could get seriously hurt
01:03:00That's the point
01:03:02Accidents happen all the time
01:03:04In cheerleading
01:03:04So tragic
01:03:05I can't do that
01:03:06Coach will kill me
01:03:07Fine
01:03:08And say goodbye
01:03:09To those little supplements
01:03:10That keep you fitting
01:03:10In your uniforms
01:03:12I know everything
01:03:13Girls
01:03:14Every dirty little secret
01:03:15Do exactly as I say
01:03:17Or you're gone
01:03:18Your call
01:03:19And make sure
01:03:20She falls hard enough
01:03:21She never gets back up
01:03:29Very sweet
01:03:32What happened back there
01:03:33How did you know
01:03:34That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:35In my purse
01:03:36I saw Rita putting something
01:03:38In your bag
01:03:39So I swapped it out
01:03:42I knew it
01:03:43I knew she was up to something
01:03:44You know I heard her
01:03:45In the bathroom
01:03:46Like ten minutes before
01:03:48Yeah
01:03:48She was throwing up
01:03:50It was when we were
01:03:53When we were
01:03:54Having
01:03:57Bone
01:03:58Sex
01:04:00So she's the one
01:04:01Who interrupted
01:04:02My grand finale
01:04:03Allison do you have any idea
01:04:04How hard it was to stop
01:04:07Hey do you
01:04:09Do you think I'm fat
01:04:11Seriously
01:04:11Who put that garbage
01:04:12In your head
01:04:13I don't want you
01:04:14To say anything like that again
01:04:15I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:16I'm being serious too
01:04:17Allison
01:04:19Perfect is who you are
01:04:20Yeah
01:04:22I'll always be there
01:04:24To catch you when you fall
01:04:27Always
01:04:30All right
01:04:31On the count
01:04:32You both perform
01:04:33An elevated prep
01:04:34Rita you're up first
01:04:36Then Allison
01:04:51Hey great job you guys
01:04:53You killed it
01:05:17Hey I told you to catch you
01:05:21Brett you just saved my life
01:05:26I guess that makes me like a bag of tree weed or something huh
01:05:29Are you serious Scott
01:05:31You bailed on the stunt
01:05:32So you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:34Are you kidding me
01:05:35They almost dropped me
01:05:37I could have been paralyzed
01:05:38I could have died
01:05:39That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:40Rita
01:05:41That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:43Leave the gym
01:05:45And think very carefully
01:05:46About your future on this team
01:05:49Oh Brett
01:05:51Thank you
01:05:52Oh my gosh
01:05:53I really appreciate that catch
01:05:55I almost had a heart attack
01:05:56All right everyone
01:05:57In light of performances
01:05:59And character
01:06:00I am so proud to announce
01:06:03Allison Scott
01:06:04As the new captain
01:06:06Thank you
01:06:07Wow
01:06:10Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:11I'm proud of you
01:06:13Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:17And that's game
01:06:19State loses 21 to 35
01:06:23Allie
01:06:24Look I know
01:06:25It's not what you wanted
01:06:26It's okay
01:06:27Because you did good
01:06:28That's all that matters
01:06:29Thanks bro
01:06:30I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:31I'll be right back
01:06:31Ew
01:06:33Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:34Yo
01:06:36Allison
01:06:36She is
01:06:37Looking good baby
01:06:38Y'all do private shows
01:06:40You know
01:06:41Something with a little extra
01:06:42Bump and grind
01:06:43You're so gross
01:06:46Yo what the hell
01:06:47Are you serious
01:06:48What
01:06:49What's going on
01:06:50I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:51No don't play with me bitch
01:06:52You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:54I'm in your dreams
01:06:56How about you spend more time
01:06:57Training on the field
01:06:58So that what happens today
01:06:59Never happens again
01:07:01You think you're so fucking special
01:07:04Why
01:07:04You know everyone knows
01:07:06How you got the captain's position
01:07:07How
01:07:08By sucking your way to the top
01:07:10I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:12Considering how much you suck
01:07:14While you play
01:07:15You shameless whore
01:07:17Hey
01:07:18What more work
01:07:20I do
01:07:21You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:23She's a public bus
01:07:24Everybody gets a ride
01:07:28Hey
01:07:28Hey
01:07:29Hey fuckface
01:07:31You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:34Hey
01:07:38That's enough
01:07:40What's going on here
01:07:41I mean coach
01:07:41We all saw it
01:07:42Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:44You're gonna hit her
01:07:45Get my office now
01:07:47You
01:07:48With me
01:07:49This is a really nasty cut
01:07:50Okay let's
01:07:51We should take you to the ER
01:07:52Okay
01:07:54Alright
01:07:55You sure you're on me
01:08:01It's a really nasty cut
01:08:02Brett
01:08:03You could have broken your hand
01:08:04Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:06Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:10Shut up
01:08:16You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:18Having nurse Allison around
01:08:21Take care of me
01:08:22Help me out
01:08:24Yo guys
01:08:24304
01:08:25I think it's this one
01:08:25Let's go see the hero
01:08:27Oh shit
01:08:28No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:30They can't see us like this
01:08:32I won't let him
01:08:33Let's tell him
01:08:35Let's tell him the truth
01:08:35In front of
01:08:36The entire team
01:08:39Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:41What do you want to do?
01:08:43Let's hide
01:08:43Yeah
01:08:49Brett
01:08:51Brett you in there?
01:08:52Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:53Washing up man
01:08:54God you have no idea
01:08:57How crazy you drive me
01:08:59You know every single time I see you
01:09:01All I can think about is uh
01:09:05Doing this
01:09:07You need a hand man?
01:09:09No I got everything I need
01:09:10Uh
01:09:12Right here
01:09:18You gotta be quiet
01:09:22Unless you are not
01:09:24Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:27Hey you know what it uh
01:09:28Takes me a very long time
01:09:30Assholes
01:09:41I feel what you do to me
01:09:43I feel what you do to me
01:09:45It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:47Yeah
01:09:49100
01:09:51Brett you gotta
01:09:52You gotta speed this up man
01:09:53We got your food
01:09:53It's gonna get cold
01:09:54You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:55I can help you
01:09:56Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:57Alright
01:09:58I'm gonna be a little while
01:10:00Alright let's just give him some space
01:10:01Enjoy your blue balls
01:10:02Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:04You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:07I think I've earned some uh
01:10:10Alison physical therapy time
01:10:12If you know what I mean
01:10:13You know you could have just asked
01:10:16You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:35Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:37No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:56Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:59I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:11:01Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:03Sick
01:11:04Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:05Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:09Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:13I will end you
01:11:15Leave it
01:11:17Save your applause everyone
01:11:19You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:21Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:24She bought it
01:11:25With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:26And her dealer
01:11:28Look no further than your MVP
01:11:30Brett Harrison
01:11:36That's not true
01:11:38You know what
01:11:39I don't care
01:11:40Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:42Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:44Just ask them yourself
01:11:46Oh really
01:11:47Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:52Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:55He said he had good stuff
01:11:57But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:12:01You know that's bullshit
01:12:02I have proof
01:12:06I know real doctors
01:12:08I've got pills
01:12:09Allie
01:12:10No more being blackmailed
01:12:12Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:16This is insane okay
01:12:18I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:21Oh sweetie
01:12:22It's all coming out now
01:12:23I saw her taking pills
01:12:24For practice
01:12:25We trusted you
01:12:27Cheater
01:12:28You suck
01:12:30Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:32Messes with me
01:12:33Open your eyes Brett
01:12:35She's using you
01:12:36For the clout
01:12:37For the status
01:12:38Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:40Nobody
01:12:41A total bottom feeder
01:12:43Rita you know what
01:12:43You're so full of shit
01:12:44It's unbelievable
01:12:45How'd you get that video huh
01:12:47And what'd you do to it
01:12:47You have nothing to fear
01:12:48If you have nothing to hide
01:12:49Boo
01:12:51Boo
01:12:51Listen just please listen to me
01:12:54Hey everybody just shut up
01:12:55This is my sister okay
01:12:56She would never do something like this
01:12:59And here come the pretzels
01:13:01Alright that's enough
01:13:03That's enough
01:13:04Now in light of these significant allegations
01:13:07As well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:10I have no choice
01:13:12Allison Scott you are hereby removed
01:13:14From your position as captain of the cheerleader team
01:13:16Furthermore you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:19Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:21Justice for the real athletes
01:13:24Hold on
01:13:24Hold it
01:13:25If you would please
01:13:27Look to the jumbotron
01:13:29I know some real doctors
01:13:31That can help you guys get healthy
01:13:32With the right way
01:13:33No more pills
01:13:34No more purging
01:13:34No more blackmail
01:13:36You'd really help us?
01:13:37Absolutely
01:13:38Listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:40Take your spouse ever again
01:13:41So what's the catch?
01:13:42We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:45This video
01:13:46This is the real conversation
01:13:48Not the edited one
01:13:50That Rita just played
01:13:52Not for the drugs
01:13:54These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:55They're vitamins
01:13:56You can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:58In the world
01:13:59You wanna check these out principal?
01:14:04He's right
01:14:05These are common supplements
01:14:07Everybody
01:14:08Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:10To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:13She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:15And she's been shaming them
01:14:16Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:18Now everybody is different
01:14:19But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:21Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:23One reason only
01:14:24Because she was a threat
01:14:25She threatened the total control
01:14:27That Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:29And it's horrible
01:14:30Because Allison
01:14:31She's a beautiful person
01:14:32And she would never do anything like this
01:14:34And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:39That's not true
01:14:40He's lying
01:14:40She's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:43Lock her up
01:14:45Lock her up
01:14:46Lock her up
01:14:47Lock her up
01:14:48You fucking bitch
01:14:49You ruined my life
01:14:51You ruined it yourself
01:15:03Look at you
01:15:05Playing the victim
01:15:06You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:08For weeks
01:15:10Just when I give you a chance
01:15:12You run crying to Harrison
01:15:13Nothing but a little
01:15:15Shut up dude
01:15:16Shut up
01:15:17What are you going to do about it Harrison?
01:15:19I don't have to do anything
01:15:20You're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:21Right now
01:15:22Mr. Williams
01:15:26Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:29Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:31From various female students
01:15:32As of now you are officially suspended
01:15:35From all school activities
01:15:36What?
01:15:37No
01:15:37My father
01:15:39Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:41But I assure you
01:15:42His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:44You can take him away
01:15:45Artie's over
01:15:47Let go
01:15:47No
01:15:47I'll throw you off
01:15:49This isn't over
01:15:52And as for you
01:15:53Miss Scott
01:15:54On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:58I would like to apologize to you
01:16:01For everything that you've had to endure
01:16:02And as of now
01:16:04You can consider yourself
01:16:05Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08You can consider yourself
01:16:10Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:13Thank you principal
01:16:14All right everyone
01:16:16Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:19But
01:16:20We have a game to get back to
01:16:22So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:23Woo!
01:16:26Let's win!
01:16:39Touchdown State University wins it all
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:54Woo!
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:58Woo!
01:16:59Woo!
01:16:59Woo!
01:16:59Woo!
01:17:00Woo!
01:17:06Woo!
01:17:08Woo!
01:17:09Woo!
01:17:10Woo!
01:17:11Woo!
01:17:12Woo!
01:17:14The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:18Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:27I love you too, quarterback.
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