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Love Island - Season 13 Episode 7
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did we get out of here?
02:33How did we get out of here?
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Hang on.
02:37Oh.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my God!
02:48Oh my God!
02:50OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I'm going to be scared.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:57Help!
02:59Oh my God.
03:02Help, help!
03:05Thank you, thank you.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my God.
03:13Yes, sir.
03:15Hi.
03:16We said you all right?
03:17Did we get out?
03:17Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:28Here's to us!
03:30Woo!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa,
03:35our brand-new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:44I'm coming with the flow!
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh, no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meow-a-jammer.
03:58Get me meow-a-jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles, too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know I'm just staring at these things, isn't it?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:15Oh, it's a big break!
05:17Oh, my gosh!
05:19Whoa!
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:30Ah, check it out, check it out, Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh, my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people, no, like, it's...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh, my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me, all cap.
06:08I feel like I'm, like, a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like, rana.
06:40I don't want to shake it about,
06:42I don't want to take what all the fuck's about.
06:44I, I, I, I, I,
06:47keep dripping when I see yourself
06:50in the face we can,
06:52can you feel it,
06:53count, count, count, count,
06:54down, who space dipping when I bring it,
06:57move, out, now.
06:59Can we move it like that?
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's because of you frogs, isn't it?
07:09Ah-ha!
07:10No.
07:11Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even... I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'm going to get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56Wait.
08:56Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Because it's really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it, because I'm like,
09:14I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:20Erm.
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not going to lie.
09:29Do you want to lie slowly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there.
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle.
09:54It's an island.
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06I'll go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Okay.
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:32I would say...
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious is...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57It means you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Wherever about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:43What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your adjunction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:55I know the motorway.
13:56We have to be quite close junctions.
13:5922.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they work out where the junctions...
14:06The motorway don't end.
14:07Where does the motorway start and where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like, just north of London?
14:28North...
14:29What is?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, OK, just simple, simple what I did.
14:35She's north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this?
14:49Or is it going...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like apps?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What?
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked it.
15:29I've never been asked it.
15:29Oh, what a true junction.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns-uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words, what's Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:21Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:15But what's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be unz unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like unz unz unz unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie's a different.
17:28Opie's a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie's an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done either.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:17So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:19What you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad?
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:47Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Did you miss you?
20:56I like Robin so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:04Ding ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you have a three-way kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:25Who's back?
21:33Say that eh?
21:34You can just do it in.
21:36Oh do it in.
21:37Look.
21:38I don't know how to do it.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Come on 15!
21:43Tom!
21:49It's all love from us.
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh it's a great kisser mate.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really like let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice babe.
22:33Wait Jasmine.
22:33What do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well it's nice in like sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well Lorenzo would be a pro now so.
22:49Not after that performance though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue like run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that.
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like oh yeah that's a good foot.
23:21Like I say I'm more about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say.
23:25Like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands but my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the arm.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:54Where's the ice?
23:57Bless you.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Please.
24:09So making a coffee in the morning basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious really.
24:17It means you have you know you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That would do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy.
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like making someone a coffee in the morning.
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can like kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flailing with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25OK, ready?
26:25And tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun
26:29-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, please!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker!
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mads!
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:54I don't teach the kids that.
27:56Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know when they're, like, nothingy?
28:09They're not, like...
28:09You're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yay, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder mystery.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this stuff I do.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like...
28:41Yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this how down there living their life
28:46not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go...
28:49No, but we were saying, like...
28:51Hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie,
29:00don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking a time.
29:12Revolution.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I've read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52How serious?
29:53Because when we go out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I know.
29:56We have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's actually pulled me up.
30:43What?
30:47What the fuck?
30:47Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
30:58A man.
30:59WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry.
31:06That is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attractive.
31:08You've probably got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:10Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
31:14no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team...
31:19WHISTLE BLOWS
31:20WHISTLE BLOWS
31:21WHISTLE BLOWS
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:26In 4K!
31:26What the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I look, you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35Is that all I can do?
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like...
31:38I bought you a gift, just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm, like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that? Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is that? It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's islanders take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up, we'll find it.
32:28That's massive, don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, just have my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:34Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:07Yeah, just like…
33:07Don't give me a hiccup.
33:07Hi.
33:16Oh, the victor has paid off.
33:18My brother is just lying around.
33:19So – I don't care.
33:19He's not at Tuck.
33:20It just slipped.
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:37shut up i swear to god i need to fuck off you can you can just take in stuff
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yeah how romantic
34:12oh the romance
34:20i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you has taken a shit
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do i know her do you know the woman that asks if her kids have
34:43got her
34:44no i don't know her wish i did though i'm gonna sing shall lied by shall lied
35:05so what what a character do you want first the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting
35:12nothing right you ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing shi lord but
35:29shi lord this is like year 11 drama right right so you'll stink see
35:38oh no sorry sorry sorry sorry dude right go go go
35:42which one of you has done that shit and then you have to say what's that me
35:47what's that me well that's fucking one of you has
35:50that's disgusting sorry oh good brother just do you make her laugh no i don't
36:03what are you about ready go
36:07do you know what i mean it's a bit much i think it's a bit over the top now i
36:11think
36:11what's so funny yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22oh you've just put your hand in there
38:25all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the time the opie hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite that looks good boy ramsey
38:56doesn't it smells good too don't it it's just mine but it's yours
38:59you're right you're right are you joking me can we share it
39:09what has it been robbed
39:11it's just been robbed mate i know it's all right i'll make another one
39:15oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom don't moan babe what did what's she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then sorry it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:32is it sensation can i have some oh my god that is the best thing i've ever tasted
39:43it's so good that's giving me goosebumps i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have light i would she would yes she would how good is that how good is
39:55this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:07um incredible from now
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission
40:29from maya islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny first
40:42everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as sam raj and
40:48ellie were sent packing
40:52ellie and sam raj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke
40:58it is a joke sam raj i told you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready also ready
41:06were two
41:06brand new bombshells so ellie and sam raj went from dumped to double dates and here are some delicious
41:15unseen bits that you didn't get to see nice lovely isn't it sorry what was your name cavern
41:21cavern yeah the k it's different isn't it cavern cavern yeah i sound horrible saying that where you
41:26from you got me with an accent have a guess welsh no no no it's got it yeah 50 thank
41:34you
41:34i was going to close it off but it's my last done this before i'm a model darling i'm used
41:39to the
41:39cameras make sure you get my good side okay cheers to us indeed sorry i just went away
41:50yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see that i've been found i should have got that
41:53botox down because i'm squinting that out an only night it's okay there's a yeah i was going to
41:57say you don't want that in your drink what's gonna happen come on let's go oh it's fine
42:16it's back it's time for beat up bonanza i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm
42:40going to show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:58i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one bed's a lot worse than this
43:08one but
43:08this one's pure ringing
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:19uh
43:25huh maybe i don't know
43:33oops looks like this
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10So I've got, is that one a rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up In The Black!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41No!
44:44It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else.
44:55What so far?
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:19Bye!
45:32Bye!
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