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Rise After the Apocalypse
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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0595% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:18The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:21Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30The Black PestX twelve years later...
00:00:33Ah.
00:00:58This is the one.
00:00:59The planet remains in the world's world.
00:00:59That's all your stuff's worth. Bring booze or meds next time. They get you more.
00:01:13I have to make this last all week.
00:01:24Last item of the day, boys. Two lovely sisters.
00:01:49Early 20s. Healthy. Strong enough to work. Young enough to bed. Children! Woohoo!
00:02:04What the hell?
00:02:06Seriously? Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:12Exactly. Just an ungrateful mouth to feed. Half the time they don't even work. God forbid you knock them up,
00:02:19then you fuck forever.
00:02:25If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them. But even if I did, we
00:02:31would just starve to death.
00:02:35This world sucks.
00:02:36Look at that skin. And those tits!
00:02:42When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:45Limited time offer, boys. Two for one. Place those bids!
00:02:52I was the daughter of the richest family in the city. Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:02:57I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:09Suitable host detected. System activation complete. Rescue mission required.
00:03:14What? What the hell is this? Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:25This thing is alien tech?
00:03:27Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:36Preserve humanity?
00:03:40Compatible partner confirmed. Rescue required to initiate binding. Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:48Failure will result in host death.
00:03:56To be continued to enter the world.
00:03:57To be continued to enter the world.
00:03:57To be continued to enter the world.
00:03:57To be continued to enter the world.
00:03:57It won't come off!
00:04:00Wait… Is that why that guy's arm was grey?
00:04:02He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:05What do I do now?
00:04:18To be continued to enter the world.
00:04:22Easy, gentlemen. This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:28You want these girls? You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:35He didn't attack us. He's not like the others.
00:04:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:44If the war hadn't wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:51Why? I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction. Wait, wait, wait!
00:04:56What if we buy them, have our bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:02What if they die? Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:08What works for me?
00:05:10Alright, one can of food.
00:05:15Who's gonna beat that?
00:05:23No. I can't let this happen. If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:33One can.
00:05:38And... and a bar of chocolate.
00:05:45Arthur, those girls are mine. Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:52Easy, gentlemen. The ladies are watching.
00:05:56Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:00Alright. You wanna play?
00:06:04I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:08Two cans!
00:06:10Oh-ho-ho!
00:06:11Two cans!
00:06:13Looks like Jack's feeling generous!
00:06:17It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:19The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:23What's wrong, trash rat? You scared?
00:06:25Come on, show us what you got.
00:06:33Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:36Shit!
00:06:37I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:43Last game.
00:06:44You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:46I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:49He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:52Is he trying to save us?
00:06:57Spouse affection increase detected.
00:07:00Reward granted.
00:07:01Item issued.
00:07:0320 cans of meat.
00:07:0420 cans of produce.
00:07:0620 units of purified water.
00:07:10Until then.
00:07:125...
00:07:20Holy shit, this is a lot of food.
00:07:24I could live off this for months.
00:07:26Oh! Too bad! Looks like-
00:07:28Looks like you're outta bed.
00:07:31Dude, I really thought he was a utter hero.
00:07:33What a joke!
00:07:34you think you can compete with me over women come on you've been a loser since
00:07:41high school money girls whatever it is I always get there first
00:07:54oh yeah well how about this
00:08:21how the hell did he get all those cans no way I saw him trade for two cans and a
00:08:26candy bar
00:08:26whatever he bids I bet in one more can so are you bidding all right if no one else is
00:08:40bidding
00:08:40looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here going once
00:08:45going twice
00:08:49so
00:09:03rescue and host binding complete increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:15watch how I leave you all behind
00:09:18don't do silver go and get my gold
00:09:21I've been getting ready ready on your market
00:09:23ready set go go and take a pretty step
00:09:26you can do all your best to try but you know that I'm the winner till the day I die
00:09:37I saved two girls and beat jack this system is insane
00:09:46this time I see you I won't be taking just your rash
00:10:13we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:32compatible spouse detected rescue required for binding failure to complete will result in post death time to complete two minutes
00:10:40this again in only two minutes
00:10:45I told you I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:47I know where Billy keeps his goods I can take you there
00:10:50why don't we take care of his goods here first
00:10:52just had two women taken away from me
00:10:55I am pissed
00:10:57and you're gonna help
00:11:09stay here
00:11:12you are gonna help me
00:11:15work that anger out
00:11:28Arthur you again you're fucking dead
00:11:31I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the strays
00:11:35stay back
00:11:38really a bottle of water
00:11:46molotov
00:11:59shit
00:12:00that was my only molotov
00:12:0445 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:13where did you even get that
00:12:14I saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off
00:12:17what so what do we do now
00:12:19god I'll need to bluff now
00:12:21take one more step and I'd burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:24god damn it Arthur you already have two and then you gotta take her too
00:12:29post death in 20 seconds
00:12:35fuck why won't they back off
00:12:45Arthur you're dead you hear me I'm dead
00:12:50this is not over
00:12:51I'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:04come on let's go
00:13:05go go
00:13:13thank you
00:13:14you saved my life
00:13:16rescue mission complete partner count increased current total three affection metrics
00:13:22mary 15
00:13:24karen 10
00:13:28susan 10
00:13:33maybe I can trust this guy
00:13:35rough around the edges but he's got guns
00:13:38skulls affection levels increase rewards issued medicine 10 units 2 mp5 submachine guns 4 clips of ammunition 50 rounds each
00:13:48items can be retrieved at any time
00:13:50two rifles but guns are extinct and now I've got two food meds weapons I might actually be the apex
00:14:02hey let's move it's not safe here
00:14:14uh welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel
00:14:18no no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:24hope you don't mind
00:14:26you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us
00:14:30I don't mind at all
00:14:32you saved us
00:14:33it's more than enough
00:14:36we can clean the place up a bit
00:14:38it's gonna be fine
00:14:42I'm Arthur Morgan
00:14:43you are
00:14:45I'm Karen Linton
00:14:48and this is my little sister
00:14:50we survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:14:53I'm Mary
00:15:01really?
00:15:03none of you know who I am?
00:15:09I'm a Hollywood star
00:15:10oh
00:15:12country bumpkins
00:15:14I was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:16he left without me so I got caught right after
00:15:21well from now on
00:15:23where are your wives?
00:15:25I promise I'll take good care of you
00:15:29hey let's just eat something first
00:15:31make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:34I'll help
00:15:35yeah
00:15:36alright
00:15:39damn
00:15:39she really knows how to better people up
00:15:42great
00:15:42he probably thinks I'm a pain
00:15:45only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:15:49but me? marry some trash scavenging loser? hell no
00:15:53alright we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon
00:15:57just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:15:59ok
00:16:13wow
00:16:15how am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:23babe what's wrong?
00:16:30well what were you staring at?
00:16:44nothing just
00:16:47I don't want you overdoing it
00:16:49I got it
00:16:52it's fine
00:16:54you cut us out of that auction
00:16:57so I'm your wife now
00:17:00I can boil the water and clean the floors
00:17:04anything to make you happy
00:17:30she's cute
00:17:31I got it
00:17:33okay? let me help
00:17:36right there
00:17:42you didn't just save me
00:17:45you gave me food
00:17:48place to stay
00:17:50if I could stay here the rest of my life
00:17:52that would make me
00:17:54really happy
00:18:24I just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:27I just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:31cute
00:18:32but charm
00:18:34but charm
00:18:35that's my lane
00:18:37okay
00:18:37dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:45oh no
00:18:46I think I twisted my ankle
00:18:48Arthur honey
00:18:49could you please hold me
00:18:50I don't think I can stand
00:18:52here come try to stand
00:18:53my legs feel really weak right now
00:18:56it's a good thing you caught me
00:18:59you're so strong
00:19:01makes me feel safe
00:19:04honestly I'm
00:19:05kind of looking forward
00:19:06to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:19babe
00:19:20you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:22I can keep you warm
00:19:24give you a massage
00:19:30maybe you didn't know
00:19:32why don't we make things
00:19:34a little more interesting
00:19:35and
00:19:36see who Arthur chooses
00:19:40back in school
00:19:41all the girls would call me a loser
00:19:43oh I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:19:57uh
00:19:58did
00:19:59something happen in the kitchen
00:20:00no
00:20:02no nothing
00:20:03it was just really
00:20:05hot in there
00:20:08did Mary and Susan
00:20:09seriously just cozy up
00:20:11with this guy
00:20:13in times like this
00:20:14a woman's worth
00:20:15is less than a cow
00:20:16if he didn't have
00:20:17all that food
00:20:18I wouldn't even be here
00:20:21these supplies
00:20:22won't last forever
00:20:23I need to raise
00:20:24their affection levels
00:20:25so
00:20:27it isn't safe
00:20:28to scavenge
00:20:29with three women
00:20:31and leaving them alone
00:20:32isn't safe either
00:20:33they're probably only here
00:20:35for the food
00:20:38Arthur you're such a good cook
00:20:40this is delicious
00:20:58Arthur
00:20:58why are you eating?
00:21:00no I am
00:21:02it's just
00:21:04really hot in here
00:21:05yeah
00:21:28sorry
00:21:31Susan
00:21:33what do you think you're doing?
00:21:35just giving her husband
00:21:36a little massage
00:21:37yeah
00:21:40oh well
00:21:41you must be so
00:21:43exhausted
00:21:44after all that cooking
00:21:45maybe you need to lie down
00:21:46I could help you relax
00:21:48great idea
00:21:51I'll help too
00:21:58if I don't make a move
00:22:00am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:19it's just a massage
00:22:20that's all
00:22:21I'll be forever
00:22:22I'll be forever here
00:22:23facing the wall
00:22:24now I try
00:22:27to repent
00:22:29Lord I try
00:22:31I regret
00:22:33all of the hurt
00:22:36I have
00:22:36cause I'm no angel
00:22:38all I do
00:22:39this is too good
00:22:40to be true
00:22:44did you guys hear that?
00:22:45don't leave me alone
00:22:50yeah
00:22:52is everyone okay?
00:22:54okay
00:22:55forget the massage
00:22:56we need to find
00:22:57a bigger place
00:22:58like now
00:23:00yeah
00:23:06alright
00:23:07there should be enough
00:23:08supplies to get us
00:23:09a bigger place
00:23:09in Wasteland City
00:23:11Mary?
00:23:13you okay?
00:23:17you're on your period
00:23:18aren't you?
00:23:19yeah
00:23:21I'm okay
00:23:21though
00:23:22I should probably
00:23:23stay home and rest
00:23:24but you go on
00:23:25without me
00:23:28okay
00:23:29but if you hear a sound
00:23:30you lock the door
00:23:31and you stay quiet
00:23:32alright?
00:23:39okay
00:23:41wait
00:23:44you're not gonna
00:23:45leave me right?
00:23:50I'm gonna come
00:23:51right back
00:23:52I won't abandon
00:23:53my girls
00:23:57okay babe
00:23:58I'll wait for you
00:24:01okay
00:24:14that's the place
00:24:14I told you about
00:24:15boss
00:24:17yeah
00:24:17that asshole's
00:24:18living large now
00:24:20three women
00:24:21waiting on her
00:24:21and more food
00:24:22than the rest of us
00:24:23combine
00:24:24then we take it
00:24:28all of it
00:24:41Arthur?
00:24:43you're back already?
00:25:04well
00:25:06well
00:25:07well
00:25:07look at you
00:25:10you look a lot
00:25:11better than you
00:25:13did yesterday
00:25:25good
00:25:26upgraded our place
00:25:27with supplies
00:25:28at least I won't have
00:25:29to worry about
00:25:30Jack showing up again
00:25:33Arthur!
00:25:34something's wrong
00:25:37Mary?
00:25:39Mary?
00:25:40Mary?
00:25:40Mary?
00:25:40Mary?
00:25:44Arthur?
00:25:45there's a note
00:25:45over here
00:25:48your woman
00:25:48is in my hands
00:25:50bring the rest
00:25:51of the supplies
00:25:52to the warehouse
00:25:53if you want her back
00:25:55it's Jack and his guys
00:25:57I should have killed them
00:25:58when I had the chance
00:25:58judging by these footprints
00:25:59there's at least
00:26:00seven or eight of them
00:26:01they must have teamed up
00:26:02with another group
00:26:02those guys are animals
00:26:04Mary she might not
00:26:05have made it
00:26:06no no
00:26:07no Mary is alive
00:26:09right
00:26:09there's no blood anywhere
00:26:10and she's leveraged
00:26:11for more supplies
00:26:12that place
00:26:13is most definitely
00:26:14a trap
00:26:15they're gonna be
00:26:15waiting for us
00:26:16to walk right in
00:26:17so what do we do?
00:26:27now both of you
00:26:28stay here
00:26:29I'm going alone
00:26:30alone?
00:26:31are you crazy?
00:26:32Arthur
00:26:33don't do anything
00:26:34reckless
00:26:34you can't
00:26:35hey
00:26:36don't worry
00:26:37I'm gonna bring Mary back
00:26:47I've got a secret weapon
00:26:58boss
00:26:59can't we have a little
00:27:01fun with this one
00:27:03first
00:27:08Arthur was right
00:27:09Mary really is still alive
00:27:11you promised Arthur
00:27:12would stay home
00:27:13I don't trust him
00:27:14alone
00:27:14because my sister
00:27:16is in their hands
00:27:26stop thinking with your dick
00:27:28someone with that much supply
00:27:30doesn't move alone
00:27:32so we have to stay sharp
00:27:47I'll go with to you
00:27:48keep in mind
00:27:48tell you
00:27:58that's
00:27:58I got a favour
00:27:59let go
00:28:07well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:16some food
00:28:16he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:28i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:36to talk
00:28:38don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:28:55so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:00hey hey hey
00:29:01hey tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:11what girl
00:29:23so you chose the hard way
00:29:28i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:35nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:00he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:11oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are
00:30:16gonna do
00:30:16be smart get the fuck out
00:30:28i gave you a chance
00:30:56we're gonna
00:30:58a real fucking gun how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more of us he can't
00:31:03have that many
00:31:04rounds yeah yeah with all the shots he fired you probably burned through half a mag already look i
00:31:08don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies
00:31:14and his girls
00:31:37come on keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:31:48don't move
00:31:52we're not done yet
00:31:59look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with his fucking jack just it's all his fault
00:32:07you're lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he's he stole your supplies
00:32:14don't shoot me don't shoot me
00:32:18we can talk this out
00:32:21oh
00:32:22oh
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:52I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:32:54I told you I'd come back.
00:32:57Oh my God.
00:32:58Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:00We were so worried about you.
00:33:02I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:05Oh, really? That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:08How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:11God, that was so hard.
00:33:13Time's a-changing, but I know where I'm going.
00:33:18The spire of my blood driving me home.
00:33:21Spouse affection levels increased.
00:33:24Been broken and weak.
00:33:27Hell is a-go.
00:33:28Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:30Purified water.
00:33:3120 liters.
00:33:32Canned meat.
00:33:3320 units.
00:33:34Milk.
00:33:3420 cartons.
00:33:38Come on.
00:33:40Let's go home.
00:33:45As for you guys...
00:33:50Come here.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:55Don't kill me.
00:33:57Please.
00:33:59We'll give you back everything.
00:34:01Shut up.
00:34:03On your knees.
00:34:07Arthur, man.
00:34:07Please.
00:34:10Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:12We were classmates, right?
00:34:16We'll work for you.
00:34:17Hands on the ground.
00:34:19No, no, no.
00:34:38You remember this.
00:34:40If you ever come near my wives again,
00:34:45I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:34:48Get out of here.
00:34:49Ah, now!
00:35:00Ladies!
00:35:02Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:04Huh?
00:35:05At our new home.
00:35:13Affection metrics.
00:35:15Mary.
00:35:1630.
00:35:17Karen.
00:35:1715.
00:35:18Susan.
00:35:2025.
00:35:21Human civilization continuation progress.
00:35:2433%.
00:35:26Civilization continuation?
00:35:29Primary objective.
00:35:31Host must reproduce with compatible partners
00:35:34to preserve human civilization.
00:35:36What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:39Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:41I'll just leave you here.
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:53Oh!
00:35:55Oh.
00:35:58Oh!
00:36:10Uh, okay.
00:36:18Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:22Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:25Fed me, gave me shelter,
00:36:29risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:39And...
00:36:42I don't really have a future in this world.
00:36:46Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:36:51I know what you're thinking.
00:36:53And I'm going to regret it.
00:36:57But I won't.
00:37:01I choose you.
00:37:04I'm going to be playing.
00:37:07You wrap around your finger.
00:37:10You'll feel like a tiger.
00:37:13You need to take.
00:37:16I'm hungry for your body.
00:37:18Ready for your game.
00:37:37Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:40Seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more even anywhere.
00:37:44It's been a long week.
00:37:47If you, I'll take good care of you.
00:37:51I can feel the heat of your skin and the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:09I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:15You take the rest of me.
00:38:18Yes, you do.
00:38:21You take the rest of me.
00:38:24You get it, I'm gonna go.
00:38:28You take the rest of me.
00:38:31Yes, you do.
00:38:37Arthur.
00:38:38Baby, don't stop.
00:38:42Please.
00:38:43Unbelievable.
00:38:45She actually made the first move.
00:38:48I won't be left behind.
00:38:50Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:38:53No.
00:38:55Hold me tighter.
00:38:57No.
00:38:58You're driving me insane.
00:39:01Oh my god.
00:39:03Oh.
00:39:07Damn it.
00:39:09I want sex too.
00:39:11I want a man.
00:39:19Arthur.
00:39:22Arthur.
00:39:22Arthur.
00:39:25You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:30And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:32Boss, he had like, two AK-47s.
00:39:36I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:37Hello!
00:39:40If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:39:44Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:50Okay.
00:39:51Best we can manage.
00:39:5343% alcohol.
00:39:59You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:02Hmm.
00:40:03Not bad.
00:40:0543%, huh?
00:40:07It'll do.
00:40:10We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:14As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:21him myself.
00:40:22He, he, he.
00:40:31He, he.
00:40:33Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:36Rewards issued.
00:40:37Gasoline.
00:40:3820 liters.
00:40:40Micro generators.
00:40:413 units.
00:40:42Purified water.
00:40:4330 liters.
00:40:44Food.
00:40:4530 cans.
00:40:46Affection metrics.
00:40:47Mary.
00:40:4830.
00:40:48Increased to 50.
00:40:50Susan.
00:40:5035.
00:40:51And Karen.
00:40:5215.
00:40:53Increased to 60.
00:40:55Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:01There?
00:41:05Oh no.
00:41:06He looks so hot.
00:41:08I can't help myself.
00:41:17Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:25Karen, are you okay?
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:28Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:32I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:39Whew.
00:41:40That was close.
00:41:42He almost found out about the mutation.
00:41:44What's wrong with her?
00:41:55What is this?
00:42:05I had to go off.
00:42:10Basement?
00:42:13I knew something was off.
00:42:15A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:18Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:21Come on.
00:42:22Let's go check it out.
00:42:23Come on.
00:42:37What the hell?
00:42:41It's gold.
00:42:43There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:42:46Gold, huh?
00:42:48In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:42:58Now this...
00:43:01This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:06The real gold of our era?
00:43:08Huh?
00:43:10These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:12I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:16In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:20Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:22That's basically gold now.
00:43:24This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:27The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:30There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:33These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:3650 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:39Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:43:46This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:49Look at this much booze.
00:43:51We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:43:53Make it ours.
00:43:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:00Cheers!
00:44:04And go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:44:07Go, go, go, go!
00:44:12Wait, it is pretty choosy there.
00:44:16Oh, dear.
00:44:20Arthur.
00:44:22Here.
00:44:33Here.
00:44:35Karen?
00:44:35What are you doing?
00:44:38Are you into women?
00:44:42Karen?
00:44:47It's me, Susan.
00:44:49Stop!
00:44:54Karen!
00:44:55Karen, are you drunk?
00:44:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:59A man.
00:45:00I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:05Oh, fuck!
00:45:08Karen, Karen, calm down!
00:45:11Hey, Karen, calm down!
00:45:12Come on down!
00:45:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:14No!
00:45:15No!
00:45:15No!
00:45:16No?!
00:45:17No!
00:45:21Oh!
00:45:23Hey, hey!
00:45:24Hey!
00:45:25Hey!
00:45:30she's okay she just knocked out what happened i don't know she was drunk she tried to force
00:45:38herself on me or something no she wasn't trying to hurt you it's the mutation mutation when the
00:45:46nuclear strike hit she shielded me with her body she took the blast head on the fallout left her
00:45:51with the side effects she can't control an unstable libido sometimes it spikes violently
00:46:02so what do we do she needs adrenaline a shot of it but we barely have any medicine left
00:46:09i know where to get her tell me i'll do anything tillie jackson the wasteland queen she's the
00:46:16daughter of new york mafia boss and before the war she stockpiled massive amounts of
00:46:21adrenaline for her underground operations all right let's get karen settled and after that
00:46:31i'll meet with the queen
00:46:46looks like she held out for a long time
00:46:49i'm gonna trade this with the queen for adrenaline let's just stay here and look after karen okay
00:46:57arthur tillie is not easy to deal with a lot of men have died because of her
00:47:05is she really that dangerous
00:47:08wait so does that mean arthur's in real danger
00:47:12that's what people say she's a sadist she toys men for fun all of her ex-husbands ended up dead
00:47:28it's gonna be okay i'll be right back
00:47:39it's gonna be okay
00:47:59so
00:48:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:17That's right.
00:48:29Booze for adrenaline, 50 bottles worth.
00:48:36Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:48:40You know how that is.
00:48:46I brewed this myself, it's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:48:52I promise, you'll like it.
00:48:54Funny, the last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:04Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:09Harder!
00:49:09Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:15You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:21As my foot rests.
00:49:23The end comes to us.
00:49:25The end comes to us.
00:49:27The end comes to us.
00:49:29Go try.
00:49:30The end comes to us.
00:49:31The end comes to us all.
00:49:41That smell...
00:49:42That's real booze.
00:49:44Wait!
00:49:46I'll try it myself.
00:49:54This better be real, or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:10That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:24A's.
00:50:25That's Arthur.
00:50:29The fraud.
00:50:33oh my old classmate I didn't even recognize you after all these years well
00:50:40I never forgot about you Raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in
00:50:57school didn't I tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask
00:51:03yourself what you did wrong first but instead you snitched on me to the D and
00:51:09now I'm suspended you happy now you piece of shit they're all gonna taste
00:51:15for this you're stuck with him with the rest of your life that bathroom
00:51:38cocktail really stuck with you huh now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah
00:51:46that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday it's the color of piss how'd you
00:51:53brew them all your own your own guys guys Queen Tilt I heard you got a batch of
00:52:01adrenaline that that's about to inspire so I brought these two bottles that's an
00:52:06exchange that's good thank you
00:52:33strong before the war this wouldn't even passed this premium
00:52:41but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline thank you thank you and as for this fraud
00:52:51since we're classmates we could give him a quick less painful death
00:53:02and you how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze wait tilly why bother I mean just look
00:53:09at it cloudy as hell
00:53:11god knows what kind of shit he dumped in there I know him better than anyone we went to high
00:53:15school
00:53:16together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:18wait tilly why
00:53:19enough
00:53:22fine we'll do this properly but he can drink it
00:53:29I'm not drinking the sewage
00:53:40good boy
00:53:56this is insane
00:54:00it's a gift from god
00:54:04he's not taking it did I mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:10what the hell this guy can actually make booze I have no idea I mean he is the guy that
00:54:15pulled a gun on us so yeah maybe
00:54:20I approve whiskey
00:54:28burns
00:54:41blue flame that only happens with hyper flicker I want your whiskey all of it everything that you have let
00:54:49me taste it sure but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:54:56deal
00:55:01oh yeah
00:55:02oh that's it
00:55:04I never thought I'd taste anything like this again
00:55:06green tilly
00:55:09maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:16yeah
00:55:17we should
00:55:19beat it
00:55:20beat it
00:55:21all three of you
00:55:22and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:23Arthur
00:55:24please
00:55:25just give us
00:55:26do us a favor
00:55:27give us a little bit
00:55:28of adrenaline
00:55:29please
00:55:29a little bit
00:55:30we'll do anything you want
00:55:34anything
00:55:35yes
00:55:36anything
00:55:39okay
00:55:40we'll do anything you want
00:55:43I want you to drink his piss
00:55:44Arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:55:46we've known each other since school
00:55:48yeah
00:55:49yeah we did and look where that got you
00:55:51are you serious right now
00:55:53Queen tilly I think it's time to
00:55:55send them out
00:56:03you fucking touched me
00:56:04hey
00:56:06this isn't over Arthur
00:56:08I'll make you pay for it
00:56:09I will I swear
00:56:10a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:13I need to keep him close
00:56:15Queen tilly
00:56:17now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:19I'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:22with your approval
00:56:25your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:28call me tilly
00:56:29and whatever business you run
00:56:32I take 80%
00:56:3480
00:56:35come on that's insane
00:56:37too much
00:56:39well
00:56:40there is one way
00:56:42that we can wave it
00:56:44and what might that be
00:56:49be
00:56:50my
00:56:51husband
00:56:58plenty of toys here
00:57:01pick one
00:57:02we have time
00:57:15you know maybe I can work with 80%
00:57:17shut up
00:57:19I am tired
00:57:20of the same boring games
00:57:24I want to try
00:57:25something different
00:57:28I'll be the masochist
00:57:30and you be the sadist
00:57:49compatible spouse detected
00:57:52rescue required
00:57:54subject must be claimed as spouse
00:57:57failure will initiate host death
00:57:59oh come on
00:58:10here
00:58:11call me on this
00:58:13now on
00:58:15your taxes are waived
00:58:18and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:20no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:24all right
00:58:24I'll contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:27and arrange delivery of the 50 bells
00:58:30no need
00:58:31I'll come myself
00:58:34with my people
00:58:35I hear that you have three wives
00:58:39I want to meet them
00:58:41see what kind of women
00:58:43besides me
00:58:46keep you interested
00:58:51why do I feel like a male escort
00:58:53new spouse registered
00:58:56reward issued
00:58:57anti-radiation serum
00:58:59motorcycle
00:58:59anti-radiation serum
00:59:01and a new motorcycle
00:59:03spouse's life signal critical
00:59:06immediate treatment required
00:59:08the devil in disguise
00:59:11the devil in disguise
00:59:18the devil in disguise
00:59:30care
00:59:31hold on
00:59:34come here
00:59:35come here
00:59:38let her go
00:59:38come here
00:59:44come here
00:59:45amen
00:59:47amen
00:59:47amen
00:59:52none of you
00:59:53are men
00:59:54Fuck off!
01:00:07Karen, stop!
01:00:12She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:36Karen, stop!
01:00:37Karen, stop!
01:00:38Get it off!
01:00:43I can't hold her much longer! Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:00:47What if I could? Look at me!
01:00:49I can't get hard like this!
01:00:54No!
01:00:55No!
01:00:56No!
01:00:59No!
01:01:06No!
01:01:08No!
01:01:12Oh my god. Hey.
01:01:15Karen.
01:01:16She's operating.
01:01:18What? What?
01:01:20Karen!
01:01:21Karen!
01:01:21Karen! No!
01:01:22Come on!
01:01:24Warning!
01:01:25Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:27If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:01:31No!
01:01:34Karen, come on!
01:01:35Come on!
01:01:35Karen, stay with me!
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:37Stay with me!
01:01:38Come on, Karen!
01:01:41Why is this happening?
01:01:42I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:01:44Come on!
01:01:46Karen, wake up!
01:01:48Spouse life status.
01:01:49Karen, zero percent.
01:01:51Post-death in ten seconds.
01:01:53Uh, mid-box!
01:01:55Mid-box!
01:01:56Come on, Karen!
01:01:56I'm not gonna lose you!
01:01:58I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:00Please let this work!
01:02:02Karen!
01:02:02Come on, Karen!
01:02:03I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:05Stay with me!
01:02:07Karen!
01:02:20Come on, Karen!
01:02:23Come on!
01:02:23Come on!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:26Come on!
01:02:39Oh my god.
01:02:41Oh my god.
01:02:42Oh my god.
01:02:42Oh my god.
01:02:45I'm so sorry.
01:02:46Are you okay?
01:02:48Are you okay?
01:02:49I'm fine.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:53I'm okay.
01:02:54I'm fine.
01:02:54You're okay.
01:02:54You're okay.
01:02:55You're okay.
01:02:55You're still with us.
01:02:58Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:01The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:05I'm normal now.
01:03:10So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:13It actually worked.
01:03:16Spouse affection levels increase.
01:03:19Rewards issued.
01:03:20Formal dresses.
01:03:22Three sets.
01:03:37Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:03:41Come get your whiskey.
01:03:43Barrel aged.
01:03:44Free samples.
01:03:46Where did you get a gun?
01:03:49Free samples?
01:03:50This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:03:52We're trying to find out.
01:03:54One sample per person.
01:04:07This is everything I have.
01:04:08Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:10Can I get a hat?
01:04:11Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:15Let's get rocks!
01:04:21Let's go!
01:04:22Let's go!
01:04:22Let's go!
01:04:23Let's go!
01:04:23Let's go!
01:04:25Let's go!
01:04:26Let's go!
01:04:26Let's go!
01:04:27Let's go!
01:04:31I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:04:35So if you want a taste, line up.
01:04:54What do you got?
01:04:58Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:01Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:04Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:07An ex-Marine?
01:05:09That will prove useful.
01:05:14From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:17One bottle a month.
01:05:21Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:26I used to run gangs.
01:05:30I got five under me.
01:05:33We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:05:40That's for you guys.
01:05:43Money salesmen.
01:05:44You know this town better than anyone.
01:05:47Spread out.
01:05:48Find customers.
01:05:50Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:05:5130%.
01:05:53You're too generous.
01:05:54Thank you, boss.
01:05:56Thank you, boss.
01:05:56Thank you, boss.
01:06:01Thank you, boss.
01:06:16I don't need more women.
01:06:18Yes, boss.
01:06:21Yes, boss.
01:06:21Let's get this party started.
01:06:38First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:06:42Not a bad haul.
01:06:51I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:06:56He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:08Counts on, boss.
01:07:09We're all good.
01:07:13Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:1747%.
01:07:18So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:07:35I'm out of bullets.
01:07:36The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:07:38I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:07:42Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:07:47Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:07:51Babe.
01:07:52We should shower.
01:07:54Together?
01:07:55Arthur.
01:07:56My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:07:59Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:02Hey.
01:08:03Me first.
01:08:04Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:08Dangerous.
01:08:09It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:15Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:18The four of us.
01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:20Saves water.
01:08:35Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:08:39We represent Queen Tilly.
01:08:44Come on, boys.
01:08:45Payday.
01:08:46We're doing the Queen's work.
01:08:48Come on, boys.
01:08:49Get that money.
01:08:50We're doing the Queen's business.
01:08:52There's more of us than there is them.
01:08:53Come on.
01:08:57Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:58We're good.
01:08:58We're good.
01:09:00What's up?
01:09:02What's going on?
01:09:02These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:06Business looking pretty good.
01:09:08But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:10Taxes?
01:09:12What taxes?
01:09:13No.
01:09:14You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:17You got to pay 80%.
01:09:19Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:23Here.
01:09:25Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:27I don't know your thing.
01:09:29How dare you call her by her first name.
01:09:32You must have a death wish, punk.
01:09:37Oh.
01:09:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:09:47I'll say it again.
01:09:49The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:09:52So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:09:57She's Tilly Jackson.
01:09:59The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:02Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:06First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:09And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:13How dare you.
01:10:15Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:18As your trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:22That's right.
01:10:22The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:25And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:10:29Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:10:33If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:10:40Ha.
01:10:41That batch was for Tilly.
01:10:43This is gonna be fun.
01:10:49Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:10:55I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:10:59The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:04She takes all the taxes.
01:11:07You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:16Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:21Well, it's priceless.
01:11:23I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:26Ha.
01:11:27Are you threatening us right now?
01:11:29Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:11:32Right, right.
01:11:33I got this.
01:11:34Look, I get it.
01:11:36I get it.
01:11:37You're trying to be tough for your, for your ladies over there.
01:11:44The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm gonna have my horny
01:11:53boys back here.
01:11:54Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:11:56And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:01Alright, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:04Anyone that follows this guy, doesn't follow her.
01:12:10This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:17You really want to follow him?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:22I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:12:28You're free to choose.
01:12:30But remember this.
01:12:32Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:12:36Alright.
01:12:38You got three seconds to decide.
01:12:41Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:12:47Three.
01:12:49Two.
01:12:52One.
01:12:58One.
01:12:59One.
01:13:03One.
01:13:09One.
01:13:10Queen tell you, it doesn't matter how many supplies you have, you're still worthless.
01:13:17Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:20Either you kneel down on that broken glass, and you ask for forgiveness, and then you
01:13:26give a hundred barrels, or option two.
01:13:31You let me screw those three girls.
01:13:36Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:13:40That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:13:42You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:13:45I know, I haven't even asked him to drink piss, yet.
01:13:51I don't understand, why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:13:55It'll only make things worse.
01:14:01Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:06Loyalty.
01:14:07Her people would die for her.
01:14:10They don't fear death?
01:14:12No clear or full out left us with nothing, only our faith.
01:14:16That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:18Faith?
01:14:19Belief?
01:14:21Reason to live?
01:14:23Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:25Well, we have too many critical supplies.
01:14:27There's no way we can evacuate fast.
01:14:30Then what do we do?
01:14:32We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:14:37And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:14:41So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:14:44You're gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:14:48Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:14:52Do you even have to ask?
01:14:55Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:14:59I'll choose the third option.
01:15:01The third option?
01:15:02Fuck off!
01:15:03You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:06Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:06Let me...
01:15:07Get here!
01:15:09Whoa!
01:15:13That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:15How'd he get that?
01:15:16So he'll get to my place in five.
01:15:19That's imbalkable.
01:15:23Telly, get to my place in five.
01:15:31Miss me already?
01:15:33Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:15:36See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:15:39What?
01:15:41Which idiots have a death wish?
01:15:43I'll be there in ten.
01:15:45Telly, get to my place in five.
01:15:55Mr. Ross!
01:15:56Kill him!
01:15:57How dare he treat you like this?
01:15:59End him now!
01:16:00I swear you're dead.
01:16:01Dead!
01:16:02I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of him.
01:16:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:06Calm down, Randy.
01:16:07Calm down, calm down.
01:16:08You got riled up!
01:16:10Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:17Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:18I'm her husband.
01:16:25So you better back off before you regret it.
01:16:28I'm her husband!
01:16:30He said I'm her husband!
01:16:31Here's his turn, Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his fire!
01:16:35So hard in years!
01:16:39Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:16:55Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:16:59Oh, sad face.
01:17:03I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:10No, no, I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:18I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:23Trash the place!
01:17:25Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:17:28And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:17:31Go!
01:17:35What are you doing?
01:17:42We're in Tilly, we're almost there.
01:17:46Most feet ahead!
01:17:54Mr. Ross, pick a break.
01:17:57Save some energy for later.
01:17:58You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:01Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:03Cheers.
01:18:08Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:10Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:13Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:16You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:18Get over here and get pouring.
01:18:22Boss, I think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:24Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:18:25Got it!
01:18:28Fucking cow!
01:18:46Are you out of your minds?
01:18:55What's going on here?
01:18:56Queen Tilly!
01:18:57You're just in time!
01:18:59We just caught this guy.
01:19:00He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:04I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:06Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:10He's undermining your authority.
01:19:15Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:17And you're quite late.
01:19:19It's not very nice of you.
01:19:21Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:23You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:19:27Who broke these?
01:19:30Oh, we did.
01:19:33That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:19:35You didn't want to have that bootleg stuff.
01:19:37It's crap.
01:19:38That's right.
01:19:38Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:19:42His wife!
01:19:43Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:19:46I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:19:49Whoa, hey.
01:19:52Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:19:55No, no, no.
01:19:56That's not what I meant.
01:19:58Wait a minute.
01:19:59You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:04Holy...
01:20:05Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:10Uh, literally, it's scavenger.
01:20:16He's my husband.
01:20:18What?
01:20:21Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:20:25What?
01:20:26What?
01:20:26What?
01:20:40Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:20:46It was him.
01:20:48He made us do it.
01:20:49He set us up.
01:20:51Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:20:53Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:20:55Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:20:58Who broke my bottles?
01:21:02Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:06What?
01:21:09Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:12I didn't know...
01:21:13Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:15I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:18Son of a bitch.
01:21:20Please save me.
01:21:21I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:21:23Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:21:26I'm sorry about earlier.
01:21:27If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:21:29What?
01:21:31Horace, throw him out.
01:21:34Who am I?
01:21:37Cut off one hand each.
01:21:40Exile them.
01:21:41And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:21:46No!
01:21:47What?
01:21:47No!
01:21:48You don't understand!
01:21:49What?
01:21:50No!
01:21:51Yeah!
01:21:56We need to talk.
01:21:57Come on.
01:22:16Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:20So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:22:34Well, I can't make that choice.
01:22:39You want all of them?
01:22:41Back off!
01:22:42Why are you targeting my husband?
01:22:44Exactly.
01:22:46We don't care who you are.
01:22:47We've been with Arthur longer.
01:22:49We're not afraid of you.
01:22:51Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:22:54Right, honey?
01:22:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:17What the hell?
01:23:19How do they have guns?
01:23:24Surprise, motherfucker!
01:23:25Come on, Arthur.
01:23:26I know you're in there.
01:23:28You didn't expect this, did you?
01:23:29We got plenty of guns now!
01:23:31Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:23:33That's where you got your rifle to, right?
01:23:39Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:23:41Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:23:42I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:23:45Damn it.
01:23:46I knew I should have brought more people.
01:23:50We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit!
01:23:54We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:23:57Woo!
01:23:57I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:04They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:05Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:08Get to the basement now.
01:24:10No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:13Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:15I'll draw them away.
01:24:16Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:18Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:20If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:24:22If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:24:25The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:24:30Come on, Arthur!
01:24:31Come out!
01:24:31I know you're in there!
01:24:33I bring your bitches with you!
01:24:35Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:24:37Well, we've come to return the favor!
01:24:39You're surrounded!
01:24:40So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:24:43Come on!
01:24:59Come on!
01:25:01Come on!
01:25:02I will die for my lives.
01:25:04I can do this all day!
01:25:06I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:08But get to the basement now!
01:25:10No!
01:25:13If we go, we go together.
01:25:17Yes.
01:25:18If you die, we die with you.
01:25:20Yes.
01:25:21I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:25:33Okay.
01:25:34We're recovering, Tilly.
01:25:37Tilly, get to the basement.
01:25:39There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:25:42My people were slaughtered.
01:25:44I'm a fallen queen now.
01:25:46Why would you still want to help me?
01:25:48As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:00Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:07We're at this together.
01:26:20Spouse affection levels increased.
01:26:22Rewards issued.
01:26:23RPG, 10.
01:26:25MP5, 1.
01:26:26Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:26:2850 armed guards.
01:26:30Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:26:32Are saved.
01:26:43Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:26:47Okay, okay, you got me.
01:26:50I surrender.
01:26:51Stop shooting.
01:26:54Get your ass out here.
01:26:56Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:00Fine.
01:27:00But guns down first.
01:27:02If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:07All right.
01:27:09You come out nice and slow.
01:27:13No funny business.
01:27:24Surprise, motherfucker.
01:27:26Oh, shit.
01:27:27Oh, shit.
01:27:29Oh, shit.
01:27:29Oh, shit.
01:27:34I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:27:37Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:27:44My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:27:47So I live to protect them.
01:27:50Babe.
01:27:51Try these.
01:27:55Baby, here you go.
01:27:59Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:03And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:07Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:11All right, ladies.
01:28:12We'll get some rest.
01:28:14I have a city to run.
01:28:15Your majesty.
01:28:18Detecting children.
01:28:20Human civilization progress.
01:28:2260%.
01:28:22This is the start of my empire.
01:28:25You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:28:27Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:30I'm the angel of my color.
01:28:33Kiss, kiss, baby.
01:28:37And I'm gonna pull the trigger.
01:28:39I hold my back when I'm holding the knife.
01:28:43Crossing my fingers when you close your eyes.
01:28:46Kiss, kiss, baby.
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