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مسلسل Fisk مترجم - Episode 2
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00:46Hiya, hiya, lower, morning Ros, webmaster, morning Helen, no, no, straighter, bit more
00:54to the right, yes, good, good, bit more to the right, and let it go, hey Helen, stop,
00:59okay, what's going on, no, I'm just excited, I got your office ready, totally styled it
01:05out, this way, okay, you all good, yep, might just need a minute, no, I'm quite highly strong,
01:14maybe don't yell at me, this one, no, that's a cupboard, this is your office, oh, which
01:23is also a cupboard, very unpretentious, and I like that I can interrogate suspects in
01:29here too, how about this desk, oh, it's a bit different than the picture, I know, it's
01:34a hack, a hack, what do you think, I'm not sure you needed to, but okay, yeah, why not, liaise
01:39with George for anything you might need, don't go wild obviously, we are on a budget, this
01:43is for clients, maybe I could get something a bit more comfortable for clients, yep, is
01:49that doing anything, um, not in here, not out here either, what about a print or something
01:56to cover the mould on that wall, there's this website, that does like inspirational word
02:00posters, you know, like leave, laugh, love, that kind of thing, I don't really do any of
02:04those things, you can make your own one, like you could have meeting, lunch, phone call or
02:10something, sure, that's really inspiring, well, you would personalise it, what do you like,
02:15um, I like my dog, uh, soup, I really like soup, watching television, tea, scones, obviously
02:22go together, oh, butterscotch, always better than you think, you sound like my grandma, yeah,
02:27I do like big pants, they keep you secure, yeah, hello, Bob,
02:40how are you, Rosalind Grubert, good to see you, I hope we can sort this out quickly,
02:46I've got to dim some lunch I've got to get to, not up to me, I'm afraid, I've handed this
02:50one over to our new colleague, Helen Tudor Fisk, Fisk, Fisk, any relation to, well, well,
02:56interesting, the rumours true, do we know, you know, about dad and the tip staff, Helen,
03:01this is Bob Stan, hello Bob, it's all true, mum died, dad kicked that closet door down,
03:06came out screaming, ran off with his tip staff, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride,
03:09shall we head on in?
03:32Hey, the will states that the cremains have been divided between the family of Alan Munster
03:36and Callie Joy Fraser.
03:38Obviously, I should get the whole vase of ashes, but if Ali says half, I'll accept half, please,
03:43thank you.
03:44Oh, hang on, the will does not specify half, it simply says cremains to be divided, that's
03:49what we're here to determine.
03:50But I'm the widow.
03:51Widow, were you married? That feels like new information.
03:53No, they weren't married.
03:54Me and Ali Bear were married, in our hearts, don't need a piece of paper to be married.
03:59I think that's exactly what you need to be married.
04:01Yeah. Hey, are there any snacks? I'm, I'm quite peckish. Ross usually serves snacks.
04:06Sorry, no snacks.
04:08Oh, that's a shame. Bit of cheese floating around?
04:11No, Bob, no floating cheese. I just need to clarify exactly how long you were in a relationship
04:15with Mr Munster. Five minutes.
04:17Um, Instagram begs to differ. We've been an official couple since October last year,
04:23but before that, it was just flirting around the office, a bit of sexting.
04:28Oh, good God. My poor mother didn't deserve this.
04:30No, that is pretty, oh, that's hard to look at.
04:33He was living his best life, Gina. There's a saying, you know, why go out for steak when
04:38you're getting the milk for free?
04:39What?
04:40No, I believe the expression is why go for a hamburger when you're getting steak at home.
04:45Right. Sorry, but I still don't quite understand what you're saying.
04:48I'm saying I'm the steak?
04:50Yeah, no, I think in that scenario, you're the hamburger.
04:54I'm not the hamburger. I'm fillet steak.
04:57You're really not. You're more like a kebab.
05:01Yum.
05:12Ross, I just seen Bob Stanley in the meeting room.
05:15It's yours?
05:16No, I. Hang on, that's fine.
05:18Jesus, take it easy.
05:19That's, yeah, that one's gone.
05:22Why are there no snacks in here?
05:23Let's get some terra musulata, some tzatziki in there.
05:26Bob will agree to anything if there's snacks.
05:28I thought I wasn't allowed anywhere near legal proceedings.
05:30Just find some bloody hummus and put Bob's name on it.
05:34And it's hummus.
05:41Okay, so with regard to the division of the cremains, we would like to make an offer of five grams
05:51or one teaspoon.
05:52One teaspoon?
05:53Which I realise doesn't sound like much.
05:55However, it is enough to pop in, say, a locket or some other kind of keepsake.
05:59A whatseake?
05:59Like a memento, a keepsake.
06:01For example, there's a company that would put a small amount of ashes into a snow globe.
06:04That's nice.
06:05Do you think?
06:07Yeah, nice.
06:08Sometimes people mix the ashes with ink and get a tattoo.
06:12Really?
06:12Yeah, definitely doing that.
06:14I could get a teddy bear.
06:15My own little alley bear on my shoulder.
06:17I would have thought a tramp stamp would be more suitable.
06:19I've already got one, Gina, so joke's on you.
06:23Um, my client.
06:25Hang on, sorry.
06:26Sorry.
06:27Sorry, that's not fair.
06:29I'm going to need more than five grams if I'm going to get a tattoo and a snow globe.
06:32Okay, it actually is fair because we've done the calculations.
06:35Let me talk you through them and then you'll see how we got there.
06:38Okay, so.
06:40What we need to do is compare the amount of time you spent with Mr Munster versus the time he
06:44spent with his family.
06:45So, over here on your side, you say you were together for six months.
06:49I'm taking you at your word.
06:50Including that extra bit at the beginning, we end up with about 7.44 months.
06:54Versus a 48-year marriage with two children, combined ages of which 76 years.
06:59Now, 76 and 48, that's 124 years.
07:01In order to compare back with this, we need to convert that to months.
07:04So we times it by 12, we end up with 1488 months.
07:07Now we're comparing apples with apples.
07:09Then we factor in the weight of the ashes.
07:11Now that's approximately 1 to 3 kilograms.
07:13So what we go with is units, then we convert it back to grams.
07:16And what we end up with is 5 grams, one teaspoon.
07:19It was actually 4.7, but I've been generous.
07:22I've rounded up.
07:22So what do we think, Bob?
07:25Yeah, um, it's impressive.
07:28Yeah, I actually think that's quite a fair deal.
07:30So we're all happy with that?
07:32I mean, we're happy with it, but we agree to that?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Great.
07:35Well, I'm going to call the funeral home and get them to release the ashes.
07:39Hmm.
07:40Make sure I get a good 5 grams.
07:42Like, from his heart, you know?
07:43I don't want foot ashes or anything.
07:48These will be our next meeting, Alan.
07:50What do you think about a few deli meats?
07:52Maybe some lavosh?
07:54Yeah, I'll get on that.
07:56Do you want to take the hummus?
07:57No one else wants it, Bob.
07:58Oh, yeah, for sure.
08:01Thanks.
08:02And any snacks you'd like for the next meeting, or a bit upset?
08:08Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:40Oh, Victor.
08:41Callum, what's going on?
08:42I don't have you in the diary.
08:43I thought you'd be at work.
08:44I'm on, I'm on long service leave.
08:45What is that smell?
08:46You haven't got that dog with you, have you?
08:48You know I'm allergic.
08:49Yes.
08:49Oh, it's like popcorn and wet meat.
08:51No, I think that's just me.
08:52Is Dad home?
08:53Yes, why?
08:54Do I need a reason?
08:55Maybe I just want to say hi.
08:56Really?
08:57Yes.
09:00And I would also like to borrow the George Foreman grill, please, because the cooktop
09:03at my Airbnb is broken.
09:04Oh, Helen.
09:05Is this how you thought your life would turn out?
09:08You're divorced, you're living in a bed seat, you're eating steaks, cooked in a sandwich
09:11maker.
09:12It's not a sandwich maker.
09:13It's a lean, mean grilling machine.
09:16Look, why don't you pick it up on Sunday when you come for lunch?
09:17Oh, you're not the boss of my dad, Victor, okay?
09:20I was his tip staff for 15 years, Helen.
09:22I think you'll find I have been the boss of your dad for quite some time.
09:25Fine.
09:26I will get it on Sunday.
09:27Well, lovely.
09:28We'll look forward to seeing you there.
09:30Dad's doing a seafood buffet.
09:31Oh, goody.
09:32Fish.
09:32No one's favourite.
09:45Yes, Victor?
09:46I want you to call May and Graeme and invite them for Sunday lunch.
09:49Why do I have to call them?
09:50It's your lunch.
09:51They're your aunt and uncle.
09:53I want everyone there.
09:53I've got a big announcement.
09:55Is that a euphemism?
09:58Victor, I said, is that a euphemism?
10:00Yes, Helen, I heard you.
10:01Don't be common.
10:02Just call your aunt and uncle.
10:03Please, thank you.
10:04Goodbye.
10:17Wow.
10:18Look what you've done.
10:19It's like a room reveal on the block.
10:22All this for $80 at Kmart.
10:23Can you believe it?
10:24Yes, I can.
10:26Check this out.
10:27It's the most comfortable ever chair for clients.
10:30Chair, you reckon?
10:31I really thought outside the box for this one.
10:33Yeah, and what is that, a fez?
10:36Yeah, maybe for a monkey.
10:38Mm-hmm.
10:40Mm-hmm.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:44Mm-hmm.
10:49Mm-hmm.
10:50Mm-hmm.
11:14It doesn't mean she can come in here anytime she wants
11:17and watch TV and fall asleep on the couch.
11:19She was asleep on the couch the other day when I came home from one.
11:21But if you're not here, why does it matter?
11:23It matters because it's against the rules and I'm renting the house.
11:25Okay, fine.
11:26I'll make sure she doesn't come in and watch TV here anymore.
11:30Don't come in to mine.
11:34Okay, well, this is petty.
11:36It's a plug thing at the wall as well.
11:40Now it's not.
11:44Good.
11:45I'll just read a book.
11:46It's better for you.
12:09I'll just read a book.
12:20and watching.
12:22They do have time.
12:23Open it up.
12:25That's a little over there.
12:37Ed!
12:38Ed, what are you doing?
12:40Burning rubbish!
12:42Oh, my God!
12:43Hang on a sec.
12:46Can you throw this in?
13:02Hello, hello, May, Helen.
13:05Helen, that's a fun top.
13:06It's like you've joined a mime school.
13:07I love it.
13:07Is Graeme coming?
13:08Yep.
13:09Graeme, where are you?
13:10Oh, bringing up the rear, as usual.
13:13Oh, yes.
13:14Latest acquisition on the easel?
13:15It's pretty graphic, Victor.
13:17Just a body, Helen.
13:18We've all got one.
13:20That guy's got a massive one.
13:26Oh, did I?
13:28A whole barramundi.
13:29Yay!
13:31Fish!
13:33I thought you didn't like fish.
13:34What?
13:35You remember when I wanted to make boiled fish, you said Helen doesn't like fish.
13:38Nobody likes boiled fish, Graeme.
13:41So do you like fish now, Helen?
13:42Yeah, I love it, Graeme.
13:43It looks great, Dad.
13:44Yum.
13:44Clay oven technique.
13:46Oh, good.
13:47You encase the whole fish in a simple dough made of flour, salt and water.
13:51The dough then hardens into a shell.
13:53If I could just interrupt for a moment.
13:55Before we enjoy this beautiful feast, we just wanted to announce that last Thursday we got married.
14:01I know, can you believe it?
14:03So, here's cheers to Tippi and Tomey.
14:06Tippi and Tomey.
14:06Tippi and Tomey.
14:08Dad, why didn't you tell me?
14:10Why wasn't I invited?
14:11It was just a simple service in the registrar's office.
14:13Nothing fancy.
14:14I figured we wouldn't trouble you with it.
14:16Well, well, I'm shocked.
14:18It's perfectly legal.
14:20Bolly gay people get married now.
14:22Oh, really?
14:23Yes, she knows it's legal, Graeme.
14:24She's just surprised.
14:27We all are.
14:31Source.
14:32I forgot the source.
14:34It's not all you forgot, is it, Dad?
14:37Anthony has been a widower for over two years now.
14:40Yes, thank you, Victor.
14:42I'm well aware of when my sister died.
14:45I might have some of this fresh looks.
14:47I'm moist.
14:48Don't say moist.
14:49Yuck.
14:54And more bread.
14:56We had four rolls.
14:58That's a lot.
14:59Bastard!
15:00Sorry, Tony, did you want the last potato?
15:02Little bastard in broad bloody daylight.
15:04Do you see it?
15:05Yes, yes.
15:05Tony, don't worry about it.
15:06Leave it alone.
15:07We'll just make it angry.
15:08What is it?
15:08Oh, it's a possum.
15:09It eats his magnolia tree and it craps all over the port cachet.
15:12The what?
15:13Oh, the driveway.
15:14They've been watching the crevel.
15:15Oh.
15:15Sad.
15:16No, no, no, no.
15:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
15:19Oh, shit.
15:20Oh, Anthony, you've killed it.
15:23No, no, no, no.
15:23It's just playing possum.
15:24That's what they do.
15:25Helen, go and poke it with a stick.
15:27Make sure it's dead.
15:28Look at it.
15:28Why do I have to poke it?
15:29Just, Dad, are you all right?
15:31Oh, come on.
15:31Take it inside.
15:32Open the door, Victor.
15:33Jesus.
15:34It's not going to get you now.
15:35It's dead.
15:35Quickly, quickly.
15:36Come in.
15:37Don't let it in.
15:37God's sake.
15:38He's got an armory, Victor.
15:39Why is he making weapons?
15:43Oh, God.
15:45Sweet.
15:56We'll see you soon.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Have a good coverage.
15:59Bye, Victor.
16:00Bye.
16:01See you, Graeme.
16:02Is Dad all right?
16:03Yeah, he's fine.
16:03It's fine.
16:04Aren't you forgetting something?
16:05No, I've found my brain.
16:06I'm good.
16:07Oh, sorry, Victor.
16:08I didn't know he did have silly.
16:09Oh, well, that's nice.
16:11I meant that.
16:12No, I don't want left out of this.
16:13It's the possum.
16:14What?
16:14All right, we cannot have evidence on our property, okay?
16:17I'm not taking it.
16:18It's an esky.
16:18Just take it.
16:19Go.
16:19Go.
16:21What is it an esky?
16:22What are you keeping it fresh for?
16:23Helen, get it out of here, please.
16:25It's been a lovely afternoon.
16:33I'm over.
16:39Yeah.
16:41Uh-huh.
16:56Hang on, Addy.
16:57I know, buddy. Hang on.
17:01I'm coming.
17:07Don't play on the run!
17:22Julianna!
17:23Gran said you left a dead cat in an esky at her front door.
17:26Is that some kind of racist taunt?
17:29No, God, no. God, no. No, it's not a cat. It's a possum.
17:32Oh, it's a possum in an esky.
17:34Well, that's all right, then. That's not weird at all.
17:36Yeah, I'm really sorry. The bins were full, but give it to me.
17:38I'll get rid of it. There's a skip down the road. Where is it?
17:40It's gone. Gran burned it.
17:42Oh, okay. Well, good result. Thanks, Min.
17:45Gran wants you out by Friday. You're too much trouble.
17:48What? No, I've got a booking for two months.
17:49Well, your booking's cancelled.
17:51You can't cancel my booking.
17:52I think I just did. It's an Airbnb, Helen. There's no rules.
17:55There are rules? Yeah, okay.
17:56Well, then how about I call the council and say
17:58there's an old lady having a backyard burn-off.
17:59Well, they just say, that's okay, Helen. It's Airbnb.
18:01There's no rules. Don't think so.
18:03Get out.
18:04Oh, fine. I'll be out by Friday.
18:06No, get out now.
18:30No, no, no, no, no. Helen, you come back here.
18:36Allergy's on. I've got allergies.
18:54And you're definitely okay if I stay here.
18:57Off, Jeff. Bye. Bye. Thank you.
19:06Man, you look tired.
19:07Well, I've had a very stressful morning.
19:09No, I mean, like, really tired.
19:11I got kicked out of my Airbnb. I have to leave all the stuff there.
19:14Oh, Christ, you look like shit.
19:15That's what I just said.
19:18Morning.
19:19Yes, I know. I look terrible.
19:20Do you? You look like you always look to me.
19:50Please, Gina.
19:51Take a very comfortable chair.
19:57Would you like some tea?
19:59Just water, thank you.
20:00And maybe some butterscotch.
20:02What?
20:02Sorry, is that not a menu?
20:04Gina.
20:05Um, hi.
20:08You know the handover's not till three?
20:10I've changed my mind.
20:11It's too upsetting.
20:13Mum needs to be able to look at the urn and know that he's all there.
20:15And he will be all there.
20:17It's only going to be like a pinch.
20:19Those missing ashes will be a constant reminder of this anus horribilis.
20:22The year some tramp stole her husband and put his ashes in a snow globe.
20:26Oh, well, hang on.
20:28We don't know that's going to happen.
20:29Thanks, George.
20:30Some tissues.
20:32I mean, she might get a tattoo or she might lose them.
20:36I don't know what's going to happen.
20:38Mum always thought he'd come to his senses and come home eventually, but then he'd die.
20:48Shh.
20:50It's okay.
20:51She's just a bit upset.
20:52We're dividing her dad's ashes today.
20:55No, we're not.
20:56Yes, we are.
20:59Could you give us a minute?
21:04Oh, I'm sorry, me.
21:08Calm down.
21:10I'm going to get you some tissues.
21:11You do know that's not a toilet.
21:18I can assure you, Gina, that is not going to happen now.
21:21I want you to just take a little minute.
21:29Okay.
21:30You know I can't control what Kelly-Joy does with the ashes once she gets them.
21:33Well, then you'd better make sure she doesn't get any ashes.
21:36Roz.
21:37Roz.
21:38I can't get up.
21:44Thank you so much for your patience, Gina.
21:47We'll see you back here at three.
21:49See you at three.
21:52Really, Helen?
21:53A beanbag and toilet paper?
21:56What were you thinking?
21:57Yeah, I made some really bad choices.
22:00I'm going to go pick up my stuff, but you own me, webmaster.
22:06See?
22:07This is why I can't take time off for Raymond.
22:09Toilet paper and a beanbag.
22:11Good God.
22:12There's something to take crap on a beanbag.
22:14Was it not label?
22:16You might want to get onto that, Roz.
22:36You might want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:37you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:37you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:37you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:37you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:37you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:37you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:38you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:40you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but you don't want to go pick up my stuff, but
22:44you don't want to go
23:03all righty oh good is that alan munster yep great i will take him and this is for you
23:09it's from the place downstairs thank you george taste the deception well it's forgiven uh did
23:15you get the deli meats and the lavash for the meeting sure did close enough and i got this fancy
23:22cheese ball wow you're a real cheese wizard and that is dead fancy bob's gonna love that
23:29all right pop that in the meeting room i'll deal with alan
23:48so
23:57so
24:02so
24:10so
24:14so
24:23so
24:42oh don't you even speak to me
24:44where's ross no don't tell don't tell ross i won't be paying my bill you promised me this
24:50wouldn't happen gina i'm so sorry helen i thought you were going to sort this out i did you didn't
24:55you gave that woman five grams of my father's ashes i gave that woman five grams of ashes i did
25:00not give
25:01her your father's ashes what oh my god helen what have you done you said helen you better not give
25:08her any of her ashes yes and i meant you had better construct a solid legal argument for not handing
25:14over any ashes okay well i realized that now at the time it did sound a lot more like helen
25:22you
25:22better not give her any of those ashes if you know what i mean wink wink is that supposed to
25:26be me
25:28okay get ready to say well done helen because that's not dad
25:36there he is all of him but what what if she has the ashes you gave her tested oh it
25:43doesn't matter
25:43bone is bone bone oh my god is that another person no of course it isn't sorry can i just
25:50say
25:50this is not how i thought this was going to go i genuinely thought everyone would be really happy i
25:53mean there's your dad every last gram of him all for you you're welcome
26:01good result thank you roz finally
26:11do i need to be worried maybe george put it together so i don't know how stable it is
26:18about the ashes you gave jelly joy no i think we're good human bone animal bone animal oh no
26:24fisky didn't kill your cat i don't have a cat anymore it wasn't a cat was it a dog you
26:30know
26:30what wasn't it i don't want to know guinea pig don't tell me don't make me complicit was it a
26:35pigeon
26:36it wasn't a pigeon okay you know what let's just say if she wants to get a tattoo she should
26:40get a
26:40possum a mangy one with a head wound well let's leave it at that
26:54god helen don't drink why not oh i got you this good coffee calm down
27:15god
27:16so
27:28you
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