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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 09
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00:00tonight dating and masturbating brand new celebrity i feel like i'm good looking enough not to lie
00:06pk humble arrives should i add to my dating roster how many people are on this roster
00:11probably like 20 plus so why the hell do you need that help as our celebs
00:16ball bag ball bag ball bag go i can pick up a singular new job and then he went with
00:23the
00:23system what dating if i saw you at the bar i'll buy your champagne i'll say they'll all happen
00:38welcome to celebs go dating and we are back baby from the romantic mini break in tenerife it's a new
00:47day in the agency paul's missed his flight so getting right down to business are dr t a dubs and
00:53tom
00:53we brought sun back from the tanner it's a little tranche of tenerife with you i once brought a
00:59little tranche of tenerife back with me luckily quick calls a penicillin and my wee-wee went back
01:03to normal we really missed you though didn't we we really missed you i missed you lots of things
01:10went down oh look at his little innuendo loving ears prick up in tannerif and some of the dates were
01:16really successful others not quite as successful so we've definitely got a little bit of mopping up
01:22to do in the agency yeah god knows what tom's been up to whilst you lot are away we are
01:26mr b list
01:27today so it's going to be jolly hard work because we've got a brand new arrival that's right we've
01:33been so excited about this the delicious pk oh i'm such a fan of his yeah he's a bit of
01:43a cheeky
01:45chappy
01:50and here's the man himself give me a p give me a k uh that's all because it's baller league
01:56slash
01:56social media ledge slash new celeb signing pk humble king of the agency did tom give himself
02:04for promotion while everyone was away hello celebrity dating agency it's pk fun fact the p is
02:09for percy oh at last okay no idea and come in pass my left stroke just went viral
02:23um he can't humble the first and the last i'm known as a content creator streamer footballer
02:30youtuber the whole package something tells me he could come with a whole lot of bagage
02:47i'll describe myself as fun outgoing and of course a bit of a ladies man so pk humble
02:55likes a pk fumble delicious my emotional iq is probably like robert einstein i'm assuming he's
03:04related to albert einstein i've been single for about a year now i've joined the agency to find
03:11love real love i'm clearly not doing a good job it's gonna be an experience for the agents i feel
03:18sorry for them so do i godspeed hello hello hello hello hello welcome what's going on bro oh it's lovely
03:29to
03:30meet you to meet you man golly gee you're handsome i always love a late arrival at the agency like
03:37a
03:37warm zephyr wafting through the doors though in pk's case it's more a handsome hurricane let's hope he
03:43doesn't blow you away make yourself very nice you know it's nice isn't it nice i think i've made a
03:49sartorial mistake though i i think i look like a bobbing head today no i think i think you look
03:53great
03:54but you're blending in camouflaging so what vintage are you may i ask i know it's a rude question
04:01no it's not rude at all it's my birthday this year oh mateo this year february the 13th
04:10but if i meet someone before valentine's but if i meet someone i like i tell them february the 14th
04:17oh it adds a little je ne sais quoi does it i'm just i'm just a lover boy at heart
04:22oh i say you're
04:24aphrodite's son i compare myself to zeus though oh the king of the gods yeah i'm about to shake the
04:30place up i'm gonna have to keep an eye on you i think you should actually no i'm behaving myself
04:36you're not i'm behaving myself you've got a carapace of naughtiness but beneath it is molten honey
04:42just sweet just sweet and warm well he can't be that warm because he's still got his coat on
04:48probably from pk max next on the scene is professor green yep that rhymes you're not the only one
04:59that can spit bars around here greenie hello celebrity dating agency hello it's david hello
05:05hello hello hello don't mind me who are you remind me who are you cycle from holloway to high
05:12but just a shot of namby that's a namby oh love yo what's happening
05:19hello darling hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
05:27oh some huge puffer jacket cuddles going on here today what are you doing here i just come for a
05:33coffee
05:33yeah just chuck your coat on the floor mate yeah not a bit of dating advice now nah i think
05:39i got
05:39i know everything you've got out on lock okay that's a dangerous place to be yeah you've met before
05:43nothing gets past you does it tom yeah we haven't met before oh tell me stars league football and i
05:51was playing against his team and i think i scored like 10 goals again something like that yeah i wasn't
05:55playing myself did he win of course i did i'm a i'm a winner i'm not sure that was the
06:00outcome what we
06:02we might have to find the tapes the receipts it's all right we don't need the receipts absolutely no
06:08one cares upstairs our two dating experts are painstakingly preparing for their first consultation
06:16ready to bring the incredible insight and professionalism i haven't bleached my ass off
06:21i didn't laser it i don't have any hair blazed my bum hole as well so much better you do
06:26not want
06:26any of those little chug nuts mine's still full bush down there but i have bleached it i say bleach
06:31squirted some domestos around the rim zingy hello hi tom we're ready for pk all right darling bye
06:42it's your time it's your time calm down tom he's not off to dignitas oh man come to me bend
06:47to me hey
06:52take care of yourself i shall good night my bro good to see you good to see you oh i
06:57like meeting
06:58you people yeah fresh meat into the agency come on in timid not hello hello hello pk yes indeed hi
07:12very nice to meet you nice to meet you relax chill this is home from home get comfy get comfy
07:18welcome
07:20to the celebrity dating agency am i gonna get interrogated yeah but just tell him you've had
07:24the old ass laser and you'll fit right in why are you here at the agency very bummo and no
07:29girlfriend
07:30part of me is like you know what should i add to my roster and then sorry sorry sorry what
07:36do you
07:36mean by that absolutely yeah dating roster you have a roster going everyone's got a roster how many
07:42people are on this roster um probably like 20 plus 20 plus you're chatting to 20 plus girls not
07:52everyone gets spoken to yeah sounds like my roster and by roster i mean marriage and everyone
07:58understands that this is casual like no nothing's a secret i don't feel like i need to lie i feel
08:03like
08:04god's giving me enough like physically that i don't need to lie to girls womanizing and blasphemy
08:10this is going well god has given me enough physically yeah what does that i feel like i'm good looking
08:16enough not to lie good looking enough not to lie and my personality i feel like it has a little
08:22bit
08:22of like sweet chili to my like so i don't need to lie so you you're saying you're attractive and
08:29have
08:29mad wrist crazy wrist humble by name humble by nature hashtag sarcasm i drive a limousine so like
08:37everyone can fit in yeah i did the same in my roster i drive the girls crazy i'll get my
08:43limousine
08:43yep so everyone from my roster to meet me in one place and they all get in the limousine and
08:49we
08:49all go out for dinner you and how many women 10. i bet that's a lively whatsapp group you've got
08:56a
08:57roster of ladies so why the hell do you need our help i'd rather cuddle up with the love of
09:00my life
09:01oh okay okay because if i find someone that i like truly want my roster will go oh oh so
09:10there is some
09:10hope okay you're looking for commitment yeah i'm not looking but if it comes i'll take you i believe
09:15it should come to me i don't feel like i should go searching for it he does know he's joined
09:20a dating
09:20agency doesn't he i don't think he does hmm wow
09:35welcome back to celebs go day in where the agents are finding out just how much work they've got to
09:41do with their roster loving new arrival pk humble have you ever been in love yeah i feel like i've
09:48been in love before but it went past me quickly i was a a cheater how many times have you
09:56cheated on
09:57your ex-girlfriend probably like 30 times it would have been 31 but his dick fell off in all the
10:05years
10:05of celebrity dating agency we have never seen this level of disrespect for the people he dates like pk
10:12we have a lot of work to do i don't cheat on purpose every time i've cheated it's an accident
10:18whoa whoa whoa what do you mean by accident come on pk it just happens 30 times yeah let me
10:25tell you
10:25once is an accident 30 times my friend yeah it's not any time that is definitely a pattern
10:31i like the person i was with a lot but girls were fooling at me and i didn't have the
10:37self-control
10:38i think she's only finding out right now about the 30. surprise do you think that's respectful
10:45it's not it's not respectful but it's not disrespectful it is disrespectful to cheat on
10:50anyone if you're in a committed relationship 100 100 it is disrespectful you present as though you're
10:55a prize for people to win and i haven't heard once of what you can offer yeah what do you
11:02bring to
11:03the table yeah 10 of his roster girls apparently i feel like there's a part of me that you've got
11:07to make
11:08me want to unlock so let's say we get the right key what would we find 30 used johnnies you
11:14would
11:14find someone that's ready to give like their partner everything emotional support physical support
11:21like a proper support system a proper caring person that was beautiful you know you want to be that
11:27person's support system you were finally saying a few things i was going green flag green flag but
11:33you might look good you might be witty funny got a great job and drive a limousine but if you
11:38haven't
11:38got the emotional maturity and all of the other factors in it you ain't gonna see shit go on anna
11:44if
11:44you're open-minded towards what we have to offer here you'll come out of this process a better man
11:51i feel like this is going to be good okay well we do have a date for you you are
11:56going to be going
11:57on a date with inez she's beautiful is she looking for something serious i think the real question is
12:04are you this is all for you to find out just please be real and be respectful on the day
12:08no
12:09fuck boy game i don't think i'm a fuck boy the picture on the dictionary of fuck boy is your
12:14picture nah i think that's harsh it was a bit harsh from an actual doctor vk genuinely thank you thank
12:21you very much you are definitely a spicy vinx yeah class dismissed class dismissed thank you very much
12:27have fun be a good boy i won't let you look down i'll take that bet bye
12:34he's literally the worst data i mean 20 plus girls on his roster are you serious we've got our work
12:44cut out so much work yep finding someone he hasn't already banged will be the biggest challenge
12:51someone else putting in the work is david oh god it's one of them sheet mask things always
12:56freak me out he's prepping for his second date with fan who he met out in tenerife when fan made
13:02a splash and caught his eye you look sexy baby and david wasn't short of options on who to date
13:09again
13:10if you would love to date david again please stand up
13:16but it was fun time fan who got david's juices flowing
13:21i am excited to see fan again but i just don't know if there's a spark i'm excited to find
13:27that
13:27out because i have been thinking about him in between my very intense very expensive
13:35skincare routine this was literally like a sheet mask for like 199 so it's probably gonna give me hives
13:41i have thrown myself out there so much more than i normally would like the fact that i led the
13:48kissing
13:48scenario kiss gay snog gay i led that that for me i feel like i don't need to do anything
13:57else now
13:58well technically you will need to because we're not even halfway through the process yet
14:06on the other side of town is professor greens turned to see the agent
14:10puffer jacket off jumper on oh come in come on in hello cardigan
14:16shit and we match oh back from the tenners yeah back from tennery oh he wasn't on board with the
14:27tenners anna too much time in the lab no way you didn't get a tan actually
14:34as well as catching the lightest tan i've ever seen the prof slid into his water park date with clara
14:40and made waves with his chat i don't mean i wouldn't normally get naked until you know
14:44quite a few dates along but today i made an exception great way to test the waters there's a dad
14:49joke
14:49here there you go keep dropping them that's fine yeah sweet meaning she was willing to dive into
14:53another meetup i mean you went on the water park date how was that for you conversation was really
14:59easy with clara and i don't know if that thing is there but i'm gonna have to see someone more
15:04than
15:04wants to work out if that thing can happen over time we're going to see each other again you are
15:08but she's actually on a quick holly bops at the moment i learn i learn how she's on a quick
15:15holiday
15:16so yeah just say holiday you clearly had a connection you're definitely going to see clara
15:21again but but there's no but there's an and because like that that's good you know i love a
15:26reframe we would love to keep you on this excellent trajectory she's gonna fill my diary we are we
15:35would love it um if you would go on another meetup yeah look can we all just reframe that back
15:42to date
15:42now please with a very nice lady okay so this is fiona she's a funeral arranger from glasgow funeral
15:51arranger what is she an assassin have you ever met a funeral arranger before if you had you wouldn't be
15:55hearing about it like in dead boy i'm so i'm well up for this i have so many questions my
16:01ask from
16:02you is to get in as many puns as you possibly can into this date around death and funeral
16:10or how about you sort out his love life and leave the puns to me all right maybe she'll give
16:14him a
16:15stiffy hammer off let's keep it complete british dark humor all the way sorry i keep coughing me too
16:22i've got one it's no coughing yeah oh oh my god you are really witty like i said i'll do
16:29the gags
16:30yeah well we're very excited to see how this date goes yeah more than excited thank you
16:37see you later oh see you later can you think of a lasting pun please both of you are drop
16:43dead
16:46killed it
16:51and hoping that her love life might feature a few more
16:55resurrections here comes our queen colleen for her debrief on everything that went down in
17:01turners hello celebrity dating hi it's holly come in
17:09oh
17:16oh look at you
17:19oh butterscotch uh her name's colleen oh welcome home thank you i love this ballet cashmere
17:27ballet i knew you'd say oh darcy no i just told you it's colleen you look like katherine hepburn she's
17:34colleen are you floating on a wave of romance or more bonding with your chums i'm very much bonding
17:45with my chums oh she did a fair amount of bonding all right if you know what i mean
17:52hi i'm in the mood we've had the best time to the point where sometimes when you were going
17:58out on a date you didn't want to go because you're like i want to stay here and have a
18:01i think you've missed the point colleen or found the point
18:06cabinet across the capital is professor stephen with a ph who's got his lucky denning date shirt
18:12on ready to meet funeral arranger fiona i'm still struggling with the same part of this process that
18:19was in the beginning which is dating i'm not making the decisions i'm not walking up to someone
18:26saying hello swapping numbers and arranging to see people they're being chosen for me
18:30and that still leaves me feeling like there is ground missing beneath my feet
18:34a bit like stumbling into a freshly dug grave i'd imagine
18:41meanwhile back at the agency adubs and dr tara are figuring out how they're going to give colleen
18:46a new lease of love life colleen really loved tenerive and then at the end the selection yeah
18:52i think that the concern we have is that the colleen we get in today is back at square one
18:57let's hope not well you're about to find out because she's on her way upstairs now
19:01we have recognized her patterns of having lost self-worth yeah we we need to get to the root cause
19:07of
19:08yeah for sure oh oh come on in hello colleen had a turbulent time in tenors one minute she's floating
19:18about on cloud nine after that cheeky little kiss with sexy steve and next bang back down to earth
19:24quicker than a ryan air landed steve and andy if you would like to continue to see colleen please stand
19:33up now
19:37oh god ground please swallow me up we've been most excited about seeing you oh thank you thank
19:43you lots been going on loads been going on yeah well i mean tenerife obviously it was wild you seemed
19:49to really enjoy it i loved every single minute of it really don't get me wrong it was quite
19:55mortifying for neither of them to pick me yeah that makes more sense well it was like oh i was
20:01ready to
20:02fight we were going to fight i saw it i thought come on girl it's quite unusual for us actually
20:07to get yeah we were we were we were pretty pissed that was more to do with the duty-free
20:11malibu to be
20:12fair we were very much hey you don't do that so i also think it was just a bit shocking
20:16it was
20:17you know it was on it and then of course you think oh that's mortified yeah but that's just an
20:24ego thing
20:25but that's really because inside then i thought i'm so glad because i don't have to make the decision
20:32they've made it and i would rather them do it to me than me do it to them so it
20:36sounds like you feel
20:37more comfortable being rejected yes than you having to make that decision to reject somebody else
20:43there's learnings from all of these experiences what would you say you take moving forward in this
20:47process i'm not in this to go home with a friend oh that's amazing can i just oh oh dr
20:53t's got her
20:54castanets out again blimey what's that i'm playing it's okay to be transparent and to think about me
21:01yes colleen agents good work but i have kind of thought i they won't find anyone for me
21:07oh scrap that looks like you went early on the castanets
21:14on a more positive note prof green is about to meet fiona the funeral arranger so if the date dies
21:20on his arse at least she's professionally prepared i'm feeling really good about the date today i've
21:25haven't dated for quite a while to get i'm really really i'm buzzing day of the dead theme on point
21:34how are you how are you i am fine thankfully this is very nice in here quirky yes you don't
21:49get
21:49places like this in glasgow i must say really i first went to glasgow when i was 20 or 21
21:54in east
21:54kilbride so it's a stone's throne what are you going to tell me that's where you live i live in
21:58no way no way yeah what a small world indeed god it's so hard not to make bad jokes i've
22:05been dying
22:05to ask you about your profession um there's one do you know what i do kill people or something funeral
22:12planning funeral arranging so i do i look after the families and in the worst time of their life okay
22:19i'm beginning to think she does actually arrange funerals i do i love it i love it so much are
22:25there
22:25any and god i've got so many questions so many questions to the music that people select yeah
22:30are there any standout songs leave it out mate even the dead don't listen to your stuff yeah frank
22:35sinatra he always makes an appearance i thought he was dead what would be your funeral song for me
22:41uptown funk i don't know i have no idea music's a big thing to me yeah there's too many i
22:46would just
22:47need a full day service to play every song that i would ever want to have do you find yourself
22:50thinking
22:51about i guess your funeral absolutely yeah i'm a morbid curious that takes over constantly really so it
23:00hasn't eased that it hasn't made it any easier no do you think it's made it worse yeah because you
23:06see
23:07the reality of it right in front of you and i'm like right we're a couple of minutes in and
23:11the prof
23:12is asking his date if she's arranged her own funeral how's he gonna dig himself out this one
23:28welcome back to celebs go dating where we left pro green asking funeral planner fiona
23:33about her own send-off hopefully there's some more cheery chat in the wake of his earlier efforts
23:39what's some scottish slang scottish slang yeah oh ball bag ball bag bob ball bag all right your ball
23:46bag a huge term of endearment yeah that's sure good i mean i get that from growing up in east
23:52london
23:52where the c word is a term of endearment oh yeah i could give it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
23:59yeah yeah
23:59it's a term of endearment ah too right you're lovable so tell me how has your journey been thus far
24:05oh my
24:05gosh um yeah sitting down in front of someone that you've never met it's been fine there hasn't
24:12really been too many awkward silences good that's a relief to hear because there's nothing worse than
24:17an awkward silence where do you want now aren't we
24:28no i can't even pretend
24:32you did when i was never going to win that one but good i'm glad i felt it slipping actually
24:36if you'd
24:37held on for a bit longer that would have been your point well it looks like this date has come
24:40to life
24:41maybe she'll let him undertake her home later over at heartbreak hq colleen is doubting the ability of
24:48the agents to find her love but don't worry they've had plenty of time to turn things around
24:53i don't even know if i'll ever meet anyone now okay maybe not but that might be self-fulfilling
25:00prophecy exactly i can really sense that colleen's confidence has really taken a knock she is retreating
25:06it is time to do a deep dive colleen absolutely carries low self-worth and i want to find out
25:12why
25:12something has happened to have led to this pattern of inner self-critic to being the one that takes the
25:21brunt of rejection and we'd love to know where that comes from
25:28well relationship wise i think it's because i've always been cheated on always well my very first
25:38relationship he cheated on me you know then i met the next guy was with him for two years and
25:47then he
25:47went with your sister what yeah for two years this is a proper committed relationship we lived together
25:59you lived together for two years and he ended up sleeping with your sister i feel bad because it's
26:06one of my sister passed away were you able to speak to your sister about this no so you never
26:15had a
26:15conversation that your sister was basically cheating not for 20 years after it happened wow you didn't
26:22talk about for 20 years no and some everyone was like how can you be so calm about that and
26:31i said well
26:31i'm not going to lose my sister over him because he's not worth it even if it was 20 years
26:38ago 30 years
26:39ago 40 years ago it doesn't matter because unless you have consciously worked on that you're still
26:47the same person that did not stand up for herself back when someone disrespected her i think that's why
26:57it was so hard yes on the last day when neither of them stood up i thought what do i
27:01do now
27:04dating and masturbating oh no i've done that when she's in the mood i'm around well the good thing
27:11is ladies that you are teaching me so much about myself where genuinely i've gone home and gone oh
27:16my god that's so right and i need to change that and reframe your time so far in the agency
27:22has been
27:23good so good right it's been really positive because everyone's feedback for you is amazing
27:28it's just you guys weren't compatible genuinely no you're doing brilliantly from the colleen that
27:33came in on that first mixer to the colleen who is now like yeah i masturbate i mean the streets
27:40ahead
27:40okay um we know you're going on tour and we have got somebody up our sleeve oh yeah for you
27:47to date
27:47when you have a spare window in your diary take a look at the screen oh this is adam from
27:54london
27:54originally from canada first reaction what's wrong with canada i'm pleasantly surprised yeah okay yeah
28:01it looks really really attractive yeah i'm looking forward to finding out more about him and
28:08flirt yeah flurries yes the knowledge is back we want confident and sexy colleen because you are
28:17calling no one and i thought i had the potty mouth big respect dr t okay i love that thank
28:27you
28:27love you love you too see you soon see you soon oh i can't wait for my date yes this
28:33could be the one
28:35let's hope he's not approved see you later bye babe see ya colleen's back in the room she's literally
28:42just left it anna that was a lot oh my god colleen yeah has spent decades being betrayed and it's
28:50a
28:50damn bloody shame if we don't work extra hard to shift even a bit of that mindset because there is
28:56life in that old dog yeah well i wouldn't call her an old dog but she is on the hunt
29:00for a nice juicy bone
29:02woof woof back to steven who's injected some life into what's been a fairly
29:09deathy date with fiona are things looking up for the super clever professor
29:15what do you normally look for in a partner for me it's like emotional intelligence and being able
29:19to have a conversation soberly that is really what i'm looking for is somebody that i can have a deep
29:24emotional connection with i relate to that do you yeah what do you look for what are you looking for
29:30i think i've always tried to facilitate other people in relationships and there is an element of
29:36having to do that right but it should be reciprocal definitely so it's going to move a lot slower than
29:41it has in the past for me just what you want to hear on a first date when you've come
29:45down from
29:45glasgow i've had a really nice day me too really nice time go get your jacket oh what a gentleman
29:51thank
29:51you very much my big fluffy i'm so cold all the time not as cold as the people you work
29:58with
29:59thank you glad you got the memo about the green jacket i do wear other colors i promise so does
30:07fee mostly black i imagine as my first date back if you will after a rather long hiatus
30:14it was good the agents have done a very good job he's great lovely i think we put that match
30:20together
30:21very well oh sounds positive let's see what the prof thinks date was great fiona was really open go on
30:30but it doesn't feel romantic oh stephen you know she's gorgeous but there isn't that thing and i think
30:36having had a little bit of that with clara i feel that i have to follow that thank you so
30:41much thank
30:42you enjoy the rest of your afternoon you too take care take care the professor declared the time of
30:49death for that date was mid-afternoon and as night falls let's hope there's more life with our new
30:59celeb although pk humble's ego took a bit of a pk tumble after his dressing down from anna and tea
31:06doctor that is me and the agents is a bit nerve-wracking i'll be honest because i felt
31:11like there was a bit of pressure there but i'm here to learn like what's the worst that can happen
31:16you should have tried everything at least once and today i'm trying it i'm trying it for the for the
31:22one time this is my first date i don't know how it's gonna go me neither can't wait to find
31:27out
31:30right let's cut to snip specializing salon owner inez who's dressed up to the nines for a bit of
31:3610 pin bowling i'm so excited going on date with pk he's amazing i love his personality he's funny so
31:45i'm expecting a lot of love and i can't wait to be in bowling so excited well you should be
31:52excited
31:52because percy does a great impression of an old-fashioned policeman hello hello hello
31:57wallop you all right yeah i'm good how are you look amazing today thank you so you do
32:04oh you said i look amazing you didn't say that with no conviction let me take my jacket off because
32:09this rain was this rain was crazy you know i don't go out on dates when it's raining but i
32:13came out for
32:14you today oh yeah the limo's sunroost broken are you happy you did yeah you look you look you look
32:21amazing i can't lie i was pretty excited seeing inez at the agency but seeing up now oh she's looking
32:28real fire i'm feeling a tingle in my roster wait until you get your bum hole lasered what's your
32:34background um i'm congolese pardon me never you're coming are you no i'm not congolese i'm polish
32:45yeah okay i'm half polish half ghanaian and a quarter dominican i'm not great at math so that don't
32:51add up so do you speak french sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes i'm a tip of francey um
33:03you don't look congolese though really i thought i wanted to do thank you what are you looking for in
33:11life in life now in a relationship oh no are you looking for a relationship even um yeah i do
33:18obviously
33:18that's why i'm here no we could be looking for something casual careful person no really that's
33:24not my time so what's the quality you're liking a woman um serious questions sorry a bit trapped wind
33:33someone that makes me feel comfortable like no judgment zone because i make a lot of mistakes in
33:38life sometimes you make about 30 of them if i remember correctly and i don't want someone that's
33:43just gonna be looking at me and just sideways tricky when she's sat next to you in a limo i
33:48don't feel like you should wait in life if you meet someone and you like it's like right now if
33:52you
33:52meet me and you feel like i'm the most amazing thing seems unlikely but loving the confidence you
33:57should just kiss me like why would you wait oh okay that's what i'm saying you don't you don't wait
34:01well judging by that reaction percy i think she's gonna wait
34:06right over to two guys who didn't wait long before they snogged each other's faces off
34:11fans arrive for his second date with david and he's brought a brody of's prepared for anything
34:16that might rain down on him later it's not every day you get to get your mantis out on your
34:20first
34:21date so you know it's gone well with david so far but the second day so who knows might poke
34:25hankies
34:26or have a little sword fight who knows sod the umbrella should have brought a shield and look david's
34:32expected a proper soaking visors down everyone things could get messy i'm definitely excited to see fan
34:38again i feel like our chemistry is quite nice but i need a bit more of a spark i just
34:44want that
34:46that that yeah feeling you know whoa let's see if there's that oh ah yeah feeling hello you're
34:55good hi fan how are you i'll give you a nice to see you nice to see you how do
34:58you look completely
34:59different with clothes on where's your shorts i know i thought well we're back in london the weather's
35:05no good is it i didn't see you walking in a little pair of shorts did you expect legs out
35:08i expected the
35:09legs i thought i'd mix it up mix it up for you fans not happy what's the point in turning
35:13up if the
35:14potsy pins aren't being flashed about should we get some drinks yeah let's go on let's go what are you
35:19vibing i feel like i'm going to do the same as that's okay tequila soda do you know what i
35:24didn't
35:24get a single hangover in tangerine no i did a tequila it's literally someone told me someone told
35:29me it kills parasites yeah it's just so it's good for you um he didn't quite say that i mean
35:36it's
35:36obviously probably not that outfit no i reckon yeah but if it's killing one of your parasites what
35:42do you mean one of your parasites how many you got i feel like i need to inject a little
35:46bit of
35:47umph into this day get the sparks flying a little bit do you know what i mean like fan those
35:52flames
35:53with fan i'm going to ask you a few questions on them and it's quick fire quick fire are you
35:59ready
36:00oh here we go love a quiz go on them bath or shower bath or shower the shower night in
36:08or night out
36:12um 50 50 50. driver or passenger princess
36:2150 50. mate this ain't who wants to be a millionaire just answer the question proposer or proposey
36:30it depends come on fan just pick one it's supposed to be a bit of a laugh
36:35fan these are quick 50 50. not the 50 50 everything can't be 50 50 that's not part of the
36:42game
36:42all right i'd probably say propose i depend on the person propose air yeah well we've got there in the
36:49end propose air have you got any quick fires for me let's think fan now's your chance mate to redeem
36:56yourself think outside the box this is gonna be a belta
37:07uh this is tent duggle cat
37:12oh you fucked it fan
37:25welcome back we're in an east london bowling alley baller league legend pk humble has so far failed to
37:32bowl in is over bowling joke there for you so he's trying a new tactic asking her questions and
37:38shit what's up what do you do then um i'm always working i'm a hairstylist i have like four clients
37:43a day but then do you really have time for something serious sitting in the back of a limo with
37:48nine
37:48other girls is not something serious no i do i feel like when you just love someone and you feel
37:54like
37:54this is your person you can walk around it if you're always busy i don't feel like we're gonna have
37:58the time to get there you could always try taking the rented roster limo i am busy but not that
38:04busy
38:04for you yeah maybe you can be free from me yeah and take me to meet your family oh that's
38:14a bit too
38:14soon it's too soon yes i don't know i don't feel like i don't feel like would you take me
38:20right now
38:21i'll call my mama i could call my mom right now and tell my mom i think i found the
38:24love of my life
38:25see what she says probably stop bothering me i'm putting pk humble the second to bed
38:31i feel like there's a there's layers to you that like i feel like there might be a crazy side
38:36to you
38:36are you much of a drinker hmm where's he going with this you've got work tomorrow but i feel like
38:40a shot i feel like a shot is appropriate for the night the way the night is going i don't
38:44know
38:44where the night is going but it's appropriate for where it's going mm-hmm could always phone your
38:49mom again well i'm done if you don't you're cheeky that's crazy percy percy percy
38:58back to david now where he's working hard to get that that yeah on his second date with fan
39:05hello thank you oh okay david's got absolutely no clue what he ordered
39:14thank you thank you so much thank you thank you so much okay what are these meant to be
39:20stick your entire face in it that you smell spicy can you use chopsticks no i cannot
39:26are you ready for a professional you're supposed to pull them apart but obviously they're not
39:30wooden and then you do that yeah go are you ready to see master at work why did he rub
39:36them off
39:36before he started using them oh yeah it's flat i've seen these that people do where they do this
39:42thing where they go like that that was really awkward because i am actually really good at using
39:46chopsticks just put your fork in there look and forget about the nose fan i am not getting the fork
39:53i've dedicated to ask him for a spoon no because look i can pick up a singular noodle there's no
39:59end to his
39:59talent i've got the hand-to-eye coordination oh well done david right go on what's red flags
40:07red flag yeah uh i don't know i don't really think i have any what about you someone who's miserable
40:15sounds just like men i'm joking someone who's
40:19got no aunts someone who's under six foot someone who's under six foot massive red flag
40:29tiny willy i don't mind that really not too little i don't mind you know
40:35yeah smaller the better i've heard what's on your balls
40:41quite a spicy sauce actually which i'm not used to it might be like mine oh oh hang on
40:48fan is spicing things up what you've got spicy balls them caribbean balls
40:54the curry bean balls about that taste yeah little dumplings nice looks like fan spicy balls chat has
41:02got david a little hot under the massive collar pk and ines have finally hit the lanes for and hang
41:09on they're still at the table i paid for an hour of bowling what a waste of cash there's an
41:14onion in
41:15here yeah should i take it out because if we're going to kiss after i'll take it out if we're
41:19not
41:19gonna kiss i'll leave it in there i don't know i'll take it out i'm never gonna risk it how's
41:27this
41:28guy managed to make removing an onion from a burger a flirting technique look at your blush in
41:34now yeah really i can see it in your eyes to be fair that's probably the onion you think you'll
41:40bring
41:40excitement in my life i think yeah i think i might be too much for you let's find out then
41:50um sorry that wind is still repeating you're flirting you're flirting huh if i saw you at the
41:55bar i'll buy you champagne and then after that will happen hey what are you talking about
42:02well after that what will happen the barman would say we don't do champagne you're right with champagne
42:08you're built like coca-cola did you look of course i did but when we go to bowl i'll be
42:16looking for
42:16for sure oh yeah the bowling i'd almost forgot about that should we play a couple games of bowling
42:21surely she's not gonna fall for that he's literally just told her he plans to check out her pins
42:25bowling joke yeah i'm done why don't we do this the loser has to pay for the second date let's
42:31go
42:32well i for one am made up because it sounds like a second date is on the cards
42:36why are you smiling i was looking at your bum but more importantly it's bowling montage time
42:45yeah are you impressed no no oh no i'll show you you just want to really like
42:54mmm yeah you gotta go like bend the knees all right all right all right
43:07you're playing for the next day strike
43:14after things got a bit spicy following the world's worst quiz david's date with fan is drawing to a
43:20close with what else more questions so have you found the date then have you enjoyed yeah it's been
43:24lovely i feel like it's been really nice to catch up again yeah for sure 100 should i walk you
43:29out
43:29then come on then come on then my love all right shall i get the bill yeah there was much
43:35more spice
43:36on the plate than there was at the dinner table and it's a shame because we get on so well
43:40he's very
43:41attractive but there just isn't that thing give me a hug i'll see you in a bit well i just
43:49want to
43:49say though again lovely day but i just do feel like it is a bit more of a friends vibe
43:55um but yeah
43:57i feel like no we get on really well and i feel like i like to be honest no you
44:01know what i respect
44:02your honesty yeah and i just we can go from there yeah definitely 100 thank you so much
44:07no get back to birmingham say see you a bit see you later see you later love
44:13hide by the potsy poor old fan i think that i would have been open to seeing david again
44:17i just think that at the end of the day that's how he feels and how he's feeling i've like
44:22i
44:22wouldn't take away from him i respect him for telling me listen it's time for me to go back to
44:28the agency baby open them box because i'm ready to see what else is in there look at agents potsy's
44:35coming
44:36for you back in east london and pk and ines's flirty day is also coming to an end check please
44:45how would you like to pay card please yes thank you thank you
45:09so i think we have some curiosity going on i feel like today's been great it's been amazing
45:17yeah would you like to see me again definitely i will see you again it's not really an option
45:23really now i can talk by the way you're smiling i wouldn't want to do that to you and not
45:27not give
45:27you a second date all right then all right it's been a pleasure yeah i wouldn't be going on a
45:36second
45:36date if she wasn't my type i'm very picky yes percy he's only gone and got himself an actual
45:41second date what amazing progress usually i would have gone in for the kill tongue down the throat
45:48the whole shibango but today i took a touch i didn't hit on the volley well i guess that counts
45:55as
45:55progress see you later okay see you oh that's a shame tomorrow night what's under that card nothing
46:08it's a numbers game for lucinda and gabby twosomes threesomes foursomes the mortons i've got a penthouse
46:14no no foursomes james has a reality check i'd like to meet someone you have the intimacy you have the
46:21vibe but you don't have any of the stress james i think you're looking for a fairy tale and killeen
46:25has a shocker so are you paying tonight you're the one we're all wanting the money
46:31as our celebs how bad were you i bit her i hit her i called her a girl i feel
46:37like i'm gonna make a
46:37move i actually need to be brave and speak directly to him dating i think you've grown an inch i
46:44have
46:45well always see you so naughty
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